So this happened..
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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Asmongold in public constantly looks like he just woke up lmao
when you get old - you'll get that look sooner or later
happens faster if your job is more stresful and you just got kids
can only be in the sunlight for 15 mins per quarter
He probably did.
Typical rich person look
Homeless
Now, lets see Paul Allens girlfriend.
Try to get a reservation at Dorsia Now!!!
XD
lmao
Oh my god, she even has a watermark
I can't believe Bryce prefers Asmongold's girlfriend over mine...
Buying a car she can't drive is some sort of power move.
"No problem, you can drive me around in my car" is a line that's going to cause more than a few brain explosions.
To be fair that looks like a fun car to drive. Plus there's no way in hell I'm letting an Asian woman drive me anywhere, I value my life. I'd say she has the right idea.
Lol 😂@@danielmantell8751
@@danielmantell8751 Most progressive asmon viewer
@@duncanmc797 nah bro is just smart
Imagine leaving her at the side of the road! :'D xDDDDD
"The asmongoldtv GF situation is crazy" 🗣️🗣️🗣️
thanks for the video idea and title mate
more like asmongold golddiggers
anyway thats it cya
She definently left with a yeast infection
This GF changed my Wife!
"It wasn't a bad milkshake, i ate the whole thing. It made me sick."
I think he left out he finish her shake too since she only take 3 sip,so basically he drank 2 shakes that make him sick
Typically you’re supposed to “drink” milkshakes. I’m sure “eating” it would imply he consumed the cup too. No wonder he got a stomach ache!
@@prettyboyvolf3364 Milk is both a drink and a food.
@@wiseferret4745 scientiffically speaking, milk is food. *nerd emoji intensifies*
@@prettyboyvolf3364Depends on how thick the shake is, sometimes If it's a thick shake it can be hard to drink through the straw.
Twitter people will find anything to complain about
It's a platform that, through its short-form content, encourages knee-jerk reactions and snippy responses instead of thoughtful discussion. It takes 280 characters to make a flashy but ultimately BS point. It takes an awful lot more to disprove it.
You guys do that Shit too
Say the community that keeps complaining when any character of any ethnicity other than white gets an important role in any media
their life is so good they have to complain about stuff online instead of stuff irl that they can actually change
And thats why people on Twitter are stupid and nobody likes them
That Pic looks like a teaser for the new 90-Day Fiancé show.
oh my god
I'd watch it. If nothing else, watching boomer housewife reactions to Asmon would be worth it.
😂😂😂
🤣
Passport bros for sure.
Listen guys, just don't take em to Five Guys. I don't think I need to explain what goes on there.
No, you gotta explain. I'm not familiar with this meme.
You've never lived until you've had Five Guys in your mouth
@@gowankommando smart man
I prefer 4 big guys
@@GhostWulf70792life is more than memes, he’s making a joke about man on man activities, or 5 men on man or man’s girlfriend.
I swear the replies are funny asf they absolutely cooked Asmongold 💀
Instant noodles are very easy to cook
@@H786...broooooo
Idk why it makes me feel bad about people dunking on asmon while he's a multimillionaire by doing nothing. It's like the homeless kid sitting on his cardboard box laughing at a rich kid that broke his drone
@@xiiir838 the Midas dude got so pissed when Asmon actually replied, dudes a coward. Why shit talk someone all the time and get mad when they actually say something? Lol
@@xiiir838 Cos most people hate on him over dumb shit or cos he isn't completely left leaning.
Imagine that picture gets retweeted everytime he gets called a bald virgin loser.
He got a lot more to
that pic doesn't disprove it
Both can still be true.
@@ronin1648I mean it kinda does except for the bald part. The neck beards on Twitter coping since they get less girls than Asmon. +pink sparkles I think her name was
@@Jitter4788 Just because they took a picture together does not mean they did anything beyond that. So no it doesn't disprove
bro dodged a bullet just based off the milkshake incident
she still got what she wanted. made so much money she is able to buy a 150k car without even knowing how to drive
@@hellothere4431but at the cost of not dealing with her bs anymore
I say that's a win
@@hellothere4431 ☕ Women
context ?
@@hellothere4431😂
Buys a car and doesn't drive it, 3 sips from a large. Just burning money. Must be a nightmare to be with
It all bait to line a new one
These women are the best way to loose money and become poor
It was pretty clear she only liked asmon for his money which is why she didn't stick around long 🤷♂️
she is making half a mil in a month minimum
@@eliphas_vlka You dont have to worry about that buddy. They wont come for you and share their money with you.
Cus that girl is loaded...
Dont keep going that path. It ends in the warm embrace of tate and his boys.
My favorite recent asmongold slander is that he doesn't wipe his ass, i was dying laughing at twitter talking about it.
Probably true since wiping takes away time from streaming
It's self-cleaning.
but asmongold isnt indian
Why would I wipe? I've got a clean butt.
Just let it crust. It's gonna get shit on it again, what are you gonna wipe it again!? That's CRAZY, who has time for this? Who does this?
Didnt know Asmon and Donut were in the same Cinematic universe..
Crossover events are canon 😂🙆🏾♂️
They both live in austin
As far as I can tell. They rip on each other all the time just like bros would normally do face to face.
they just had Act-man on the Unsub podcast, i hope we see Asmon on there soon !
That’s be amazing
man she looks expensive...
*proceeds to say she took 3 sips from an expensive milkshake*
dude she bought herself a Mercedes, but can't even drive it....
Just dumb
Just buy a large and share trust me this is how it happens every time lol
3 sips from the milkshake and now it will sit in Asmon`s room fermenting for a couple of years
bro flying out korean baddies 😭
Isn't she Chinese? Or i remembered it wrong??
@@naomikirisaki yes
She's from china.
lol
@@AlexandrosMog damn this comment is crazy 😭
she couldnt fix him
Can't fix perfection, you can only break it.
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
You mean change*
She broke too xd, why buying cars without being able to drive, that's just being a nuisance to the planet
donut screwed it up tacobell would be the better one
Is Donut still with Heather or whatever her name is?
@@1320crusier looks like it yes
Whataburger doesn't make me live in the bathroom
@@1320crusier he has new model lookign baddie
@@1320crusier Nope, they broke up a while ago it seems
“Free her”
LMFAO
I saw people really upset with you because you said "She's never too god for taco bell" When that's not what you meant. You just said that, to see how a woman would react. Twitter is literal cancer
It's also kind of true.
Its true tho, who is too good for taco bell?
@@miladsamo Literally every human being on the planet is too good for Taco Bell.
@@AstaraBrightwingno they aren't lmao.
The moment she was on the scene, I knew she wouldn't last. They all fall.
Shit ill take 1 nite. Good enough
@@BrianMiddleton-bi3yc Factored into the transaction, at least based on Reckful's 'dating history' as he was pretty open about what happens behind the scenes.
How could anyone put up with him unless they are being paid to?
@@hellotheresunshine i mean she was, she got exposure to his big audience and probably got more subs/views. inadvertently paid.
@@hellotheresunshine There's a phrase I've run into that I like: "I think he's a cool dude and would hang out with him... but I'm not dating him, so..."
My boy "Asmongler" earning the name!
Had been that since wow
Yeah "GF". We all know it was just a short mutual audience transaction cmon lmao
Isnt that what all GF's are. Their never truly ours, it's just our turn bro ...T_T
@@no_player_commentary No.
you buy all girlfriends, it just a matter of what the form of currency is used in exchange for what product and service from her in return. contacts are verbal 99% of the time and non binding, terms of conditions can vary minute to minute.
Curious how he knows so much about financial domination. He went on a tangent about that at least once.
Just a collaboration between content creators to boost everyone's traffic
Honestly the status Asmon is at currently he can have any chick he wants. But he just doesn’t care which is lore accurate Asmon.
He doesn’t even care that he doesn’t care lmfao. My boy could have all these scallywags
that's bs
thats just not true lmfao
Glazing
@@1234_Flux Bro money and status changes how you look. I’ve seen this in real time. If he tried he could absolutely. And he’s a good talker yeah it’s over.
She went into his house. Thats why she broke up with him
Looks cleaner than usual prolly did a bit of cleaning to impress her
She took 3 sips of the milkshake because who could keep an appetite in a place like that
Remember when she declared she's going to "fix" him and get him to clean?
No mere mortal can live with Asmongold. Not even Zack himself, if his recent health complications were any indication
@@inciacci549Easiest would be just buy a house next door.
"The Asmongold TV GF situation is crazy"
So there's a new live-action adaptation of 'Beauty and the Beast'...
Which one's the beauty and which one's the beast?
Ooo that's good. This one is good.
Women like money
She's not that bad looking.
she was 100% a gold digger and when Zack didnt want to give it upp she left lol
100% she a gold digger
📠
Facts
I thought he once siad she makes a lot of money with her content ....
I mean she woulda made a nice trophy wife, a good prenup would obviously be necessary tho
With the price of fast food now Taco Bell should be considered fine dining more than a typical restaurant
Demolition Man predicted this.
Sheet that demolition man prophecy is happening
Calling asmon a cheater is beyond delulu
The chair was Kirsche's personal 9/11
Her slow breakdown from cope to acceptance was hilarious to watch
Anyone else always hear "Waterburger"?
Is it not?
That's how we say it down here
@@ppokll8524 it's "Whataburger" or something, idk I'm Californian
@@ppokll8524 Whataburger
Whataburger
As a skinny white dude with an Asian wife...yes there is a very, VERY small group of terminally online people that are just furious about it. I've gotten a few racist comments over the years but I just put their tears in my morning coffee and move on ☕
they just jealous cuz you beat the game and they are miserable
@@Jason-ol1tygames not over till your 6ft under tho....
@@Jacko0_0 Or under 6ft 😂
Just kidding.
Let's go legend.💪
Bro i use my haters tears to sweeten my tea.
No one is above Taco Bell. No one…
Enjoying Taco Bell is truly the great equalizer in society
Have you seen how they make the food there?
accept for the people who rent out the upstairs apartments.
-
Sorry I'll see myself out.
not even my toilet
i won't do it. it was good until the early 00's and they started using trash ingredients. back in the 80's and 90's it was fresh local sourced ingredients. you guys got no idea how good we had it 😂
Asmon's dad should really find a nice traditional innocent country bumpkin girl that actually do housework for his son before he passes away to clean this man's house and life once and for all.
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@@F1rstNameLastNametrue but the comment is actually based
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Someone elses comment @@charlestwoo
@charlestwoo that's cuz the bot stole it from a regular person. The bot got more likes cause there's a woman with big bazookas as its prof pic.
No mere mortal can live with asmongold, hes just trying to find one willing to live in the roach kings domain.
He definitely could the problem is that girls that match his bust size requirements usually have other options.
lmao
asmongold secretly a playboy baller
He gets used by woman that are getting blown out behind the doors. It's actually a sad, simp move. He's never been in a real relationship and probably never will. I feel bad for him honestly.
@@PCgamerChannel I highly doubt any of that is true.
@@PCgamerChannel google schizoid
@@PCgamerChannel He has been in a relationship before, but there is too much trouble for both parties. Due to the way he is, the internet hard flames him and his girlfriend for being together, putting massive strain on his romantic relationships for them to be long-term.
@@PCgamerChannel nah people like asmon irl are smart no way that happen lol
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Have a good day bro 😂
Generative ai is too powerful
If you’re taking twitter or anything you see online seriously in the current year your NGMI bro.
Ngmi? What a stupid place to put a acronym
@@datboishagg682what's that
What the hell does ngmi even mean lmao. Just type it out stop being lazy
Farmers farming farmers while farming on a farming channel.
farm.
Having a good relationship with your Ex is actually a flex
She gets her back blown out and you order them food after😂
Bros out here ordering them like fast food on his phone 🤣
Mr. Editor is insane, this literally happened an hour ago
respect honestly
Huh, im pretty sure i saw this tweet like yesterday.
I think this video is proof that Whataburger isn't actually that good and In-N-Out is much better.
Oh, I know you. Sup! Hope all is well with ya.
Yo bud, good to see you here. Because it’s the internet, I must disagree 🙃
Yoo wassup man
Yo love your vids
Steak & Shake or Shake shack are both better 🤷🏼♀️
Twitter is a toddler who can't decide whether to write on the wall with crayon, magic marker, or poop.
mail order baddie go crazy
Women think money grows on trees. That milkshake story just triggers a carnal rage in me.
"This is my personal 9/11" - That quote always makes me laugh. I can just imagine it coming from some 5'4 bloat maxing toad working a dead end job who lives on social media and can't evict all these posts living rent free in their head.
😂😂
"I like late night milkshakes" Asmon thinks she means a real milkshake.... That's why she dumped him.
That picture looks so strange. It's giving 90 day fiance
It's not because asmon had a girlfriend at some point. The fact is both of your girlfriend are hot af, people just jealous of you.
Nothing against Asmond, but girls like that don't just date anyone because they're 'nice.' If they spend money on the goodies then they expect a ROI for sure
Have you seen his other videos?
Literally trash talking men for not meeting womens standards and saying women are just after money.
Meets none of their standards but has money....gets hot women.
For a short time though apparently.
@@Caveman787 All about money. It is the only reason he had these girlfriends.
@@thephilosopher7173 sounds like somebodies a bit jealous and coping they cant get girls
@@thephilosopher7173 She paid for everything when she went to visit him, she doesn't need the money.
Shake Shack? I hope bro got Sushi after that.
Asmongold, you could get AND keep a girlfriend if you slayed every last roach in your bedroom (at least)
Bro would have to confront an actual Tyrannid swarm IRL
@@OMartinez91 Astartes-mongold?
Bro literally had a mob farm he could use to grind to max level
Roach Slayer anime confirmed
Why do you guys care what he does with his life? Maybe focus on yourself
I can’t believe asmongold was the bay harbor butcher.
after watching this "So this happened.." still none the wiser what happened.
"Who is that horse next to her." That's a crazy comment. 🤣
"I haven't been on Twitter in SIX DAYS!"
Ooh now how did she do it!?
She was spending someone else's money for 6 days I'm sure she was alright... xDD
I mean, for a girl with those looks, spending more than a few days without twitter must be like going to a new world.
shes literally just a 'look at me I'm pretty' cam girl
I always wondered why they went on a "date" not acting like boyfriend and girlfriend AT ALL and there was a THIRD ELEMENT there, an older chinese woman following them not saying a single word, like she was an employee from Kaise or someone Kaise brought afraid Asmon could kidnap her. It was one of the most disturbing "dates" I ever seen on video.
Maybe the mother
@@Zeylo89 yeah, most likely it's the mother of the girl
CCP handler
It's fun being rent-free on these people lol
"And shes GONE" 😭😭😭
Asmon, have you ever ate in a restaurant where the napkins are cloth instead of paper and the utensils are made of metal?
no one asked the most important question is that milkshake still there.
I would have drank the rest after she left. Maybe the empty cup is still around
Asmon: "She's too good for Taco Bell"
Dexerto: ASMON BEAT UP WAMEN!?
We really need to clown these brits a bit more innit
The most shocking thing about this is seeing a picture of him outside
It's easy for a girl to be a gold digger and be smug about it, yet a guy will always get judged, and no matter what happens in a relationship, 95% of people would point their finger at the guy who said he's the villain.
I'm not going to lie.
*When I first saw that picture, I thought it was photoshopped.*
yo same
lol she not only bought a new car, she bought a new fact too😂
3 sips from a milkshake? Dodged
If she doesn’t want the Baja blast then the task isn’t worth the A$$
Remember kids. Never marry a person based to how they look like. How people act is a way more important.
Common anime girl pfp W
Asmongold and donut shooting burgers 👀
i think asmon could have any woman if he cared enough to get her
Petition to hook Asmongold up with Pipkin Pippa
I bet they would be a good match
2 hob goblins
lets be honest......she wasnt a girlfriend, she was content.
shes never yours, boys....it was just your turn.
''it was just your turn'' so basically a GF ?
That girl is the elite of trailer trash
Damn there goes Asmon's last hope to clean up his house.
Has any streamer or content creator just tried rating all of the female streamers and comparing them against each other, because the person who does that....
I'm on it
That girl isn't going to have any trouble getting a guy to drive her around.
focus on yourself king
Dude, my dad took my mom out for the first time in his Porsche 911 in the 80s. He took her to Del Taco. Putting her to the gold digger test. They’ve been together for 43 years now.
You dodged a bullet bro. Fuck the haters.
I am so confused by this, like what's the context for this? Was he actually dating her? Was this just a collab that twitter turned into a scandal assuming he was dating her?
If true how the hell did this happen? I can't imagine a social media influencer that looks like that ever being willing to be caught on camera with a guy like this. I can understand any girl falling for him off camera, but not an influencer, it would kill her career unless she intentionally planned to ride the scandal higher.
With a millionaire?
Look up Bernie Ecclestone and his wife...
You have a lot to learn about the world and women.
they dont want the milk shake, they want you to get the milk shake
2:05 that's why Heather Lynn isn't with him anymore 😂😂😂
Finally, Asmon can use his JBW card.
Asmongold would take one breath and he would cause environmental activists to become enraged for emitting greenhouse gas.
What!? A woman wanting something and not finishing/using/wasting it after getting it... not possible, shocking.
Dont know what is more shocking that this guy ever had a girlfriend or that he thinks he is in the position to give advice on dating/girls
You'd be surprised, also his advice is pretty based sometimes
You learn from other people's failures as well.
I mean u can always separate the art from the artist. Just because asmongold is your typical basement dweller doesnt mean his advices are anyless valid. Just like diogenes😂
"she bought a new car (expensive)"
"Will you learn to drive?"
"No"
These people are not normal. Reminder
She was smart. Whataburger is the most overhyped burger place I've ever been to. She'd probably have married Asmon if he took her to In-N-Out.
IN N OUT, HAHHA GET IT?
Wrong milkshakes.
Asmon ayaya moment
Donut Operator cooking Asmongold on Twitter was not the crossover I expected.
Why does donut operator honestly give a fuck what asmongold does
Probably the same reason why we give a fuck
Because it’s fun to roast Asmon? Why are you so assmad at a joke in good fun?
@@weebymcweaberson8145 i mean i think that guy is legit just farming content its kinda weird to obsess over a basement gremlin roasting is fun but that dude seens a bit too much into it
The hottest girls will get will the hottest guys, the cutest girls will get with the goofiest guys. Get in the gym or get a personality. Sigmas stay mad🗣️
Asmon falling for a Gold Digger is wild LOL
She's a npc bro. You dodged a bullet.
She broke up with him.
ngl he dodged a bullet
she too
@@fumped 2 bullets dodging each other