A unique drag start to escape the cops

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  • @Chadly1179
    @Chadly1179 4 роки тому +618

    "I'm not even paying for this!"
    ....on the next episode of "When Shrewd Negotiation Goes Wrong"

  • @iacopobenedetto4804
    @iacopobenedetto4804 4 роки тому +712

    “florida man” on a whole new level

    • @bezzlebedeviled4756
      @bezzlebedeviled4756 4 роки тому +3

      8:32 -- "...they don't know...." -- Oh, come on, friend. You know damn well they know, and they most certainly know every time they gotta go weewee.

    • @fatpad00
      @fatpad00 4 роки тому

      @Scraps G Florida "fish"

    • @brugai8917
      @brugai8917 4 роки тому +2

      @@bezzlebedeviled4756 i'm pretty sure he was referring to his buddies

    • @kai937gaming
      @kai937gaming 3 роки тому

      True

    • @Utubesux
      @Utubesux 3 роки тому

      Explains alot if U've been to FloriDUH....

  • @TheFlatlander440
    @TheFlatlander440 4 роки тому +706

    This dude has the best stories.

    • @williamhussey1611
      @williamhussey1611 4 роки тому +15

      Especially after the one with the weed.

    • @TheFlatlander440
      @TheFlatlander440 4 роки тому +3

      @@williamhussey1611 That story was a hoot.

    • @mcduck5
      @mcduck5 2 роки тому

      And a fantastic story teller!

  • @nathanex6152
    @nathanex6152 4 роки тому +433

    Chris Michael's has become one of my favorite story tellers. Has me cracking up the whole time. I loved the pot farm story

    • @TheBrokenLife
      @TheBrokenLife 4 роки тому +12

      Me too... He's giving Rabbit a run for his money.

    • @trythistv
      @trythistv 4 роки тому +9

      Same here! The story of them ripping the little truck through the weed crop, escaping and then later ending up at the guys house for a party had me rolling!

    • @nathanex6152
      @nathanex6152 4 роки тому +1

      Reminded me of when I was a teen. And I was in to the devil lettuce back than. Haha. Vinwiki is awesome man. It's seriously like the perfect man channel.

    • @captainnapalm8207
      @captainnapalm8207 4 роки тому

      @@TheBrokenLife Could you say he's "Running a Rabbit"?

    • @Boss1186
      @Boss1186 4 роки тому +2

      That one was the most intense Vinwiki story so far

  • @Audes2121
    @Audes2121 4 роки тому +84

    Did anyone else click this cause they thought it was about drag racing but then totally forgot cause the story was so good?

    • @BongRips4Jesus
      @BongRips4Jesus Рік тому +2

      as soon as i saw it was chris the drag racing went out the window

    • @Caiminho
      @Caiminho 9 місяців тому

      This was EXACTLY what just happened.

    • @sampuhhupmas5666
      @sampuhhupmas5666 9 місяців тому

      I was halfway through the video and figured it's not street racing

  • @plainbrownwrapper9688
    @plainbrownwrapper9688 4 роки тому +383

    I know this presenter says he doesn't do drugs or drink, but dang he looks almost ever suburban middle class area dealer I've delt with. The stories and "entrepreneur" as a job description is just more of link for me. Keep up the awesome stories

    • @BlueTrane2028
      @BlueTrane2028 4 роки тому +32

      If he deals but doesn't partake, he's a smart dealer.

    • @gordythecreator
      @gordythecreator 4 роки тому +5

      a smart dealer never snitches, especially on himself (BRAG)

    • @mikehoncho658
      @mikehoncho658 4 роки тому +8

      He would have been perfect as Seth rogans co-star on Pineapple Express right off the street

    • @lurk7967
      @lurk7967 4 роки тому +6

      I thinks its pretty obvious that he used to do drugs whether he does them now or not is his business and frankly it does not matter. This guy is in no way against drugs even though he claims not to use them he's a pretty down to earth guy just has a lot of stories.

  • @pwrightisright8611
    @pwrightisright8611 4 роки тому +249

    I'll have to use this excuse during my next encounter with one.
    "Officer, I just needed someone to push start my car."
    "Sir, your car is an automatic."

    • @dustinmiller7278
      @dustinmiller7278 4 роки тому +2

      Then I'd come back with "well your definitely not a car guy" lol

    • @trentwerner366
      @trentwerner366 4 роки тому +27

      Me: “you see officer... *goes into technical talk about how an SMG gearbox is actually a manual transmission still*

    • @Pythnn
      @Pythnn 4 роки тому +1

      Well I've managed to stall an automatic by shifting from reverse to drive too quickly so I guess you could bump start it if you did it just right

    • @dustinmiller7278
      @dustinmiller7278 4 роки тому +5

      @@Pythnn I've stalled an auto by accidentally put it into reverse doing 70mph...... was not fun and the belts in the rear tires both snapped causing to have the biggest bubbled tire I've ever seen

    • @trentwerner366
      @trentwerner366 4 роки тому

      Dustin Miller
      Omfg 😂 I can’t imagine

  • @VINwiki
    @VINwiki  4 роки тому +178

    Car Trek Episode 5 will release later today on Tavarish's channel. Be sure to check it out!

    • @jamesmanning4346
      @jamesmanning4346 4 роки тому +2

      VINwiki Heck yeah

    • @caden3122
      @caden3122 4 роки тому +2

      Yes!!!!

    • @LaurentSCHMIDT
      @LaurentSCHMIDT 4 роки тому +1

      that's a VERY good news ! :D I love that show!

    • @joehervey84
      @joehervey84 4 роки тому +1

      What happen to the episode where u have to give facts an drive ya car on the track ??

    • @karlosbricks2413
      @karlosbricks2413 4 роки тому +1

      When will it be released? it's getting rather late....

  • @boogamon3460
    @boogamon3460 4 роки тому +22

    Ran into Chris at a gas station this past week! Amazing guy, as genuine in person as is when he tells these stories.

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 4 роки тому +5

      Hey Boogamon, this is Christopher and I really appreciate you saying that. It was great meeting you too! Please flag me down anytime you see me.

    • @JowoHD
      @JowoHD 4 роки тому +1

      @@christophermichaels wow, someone saying "I met someone from the internet" and not lying!

  • @EdBolian
    @EdBolian 4 роки тому +66

    Tomorrow we have a new style of video for the VINwiki channel. I think you will enjoy it.

    • @ahart5530
      @ahart5530 4 роки тому +1

      Any hints?

    • @KeshavChugh
      @KeshavChugh 4 роки тому +1

      Like it already! Vinwiki never disappoints

    • @beamdriver5
      @beamdriver5 4 роки тому +2

      I'm guessing you won't be able to get people into the studio for a while due to COVID-19.

    • @theanomalous1401
      @theanomalous1401 4 роки тому +1

      By "new style", I take it to mean stories that don't involve men dressing as women or the use of phrases like JC Penny gals, or Classy Chassis? Is that what you're saying @EdBolian ? #morechristophermichaels

    • @Iskelderon
      @Iskelderon 4 роки тому +5

      You interviewed Kimmi in prison to present her side of the Lambo story?

  • @futurefpv1578
    @futurefpv1578 4 роки тому +67

    8:52 he's talking about his friend messing with a "girl" then ed says we are living in strange economic times hahahaha

  • @kingsmanracingdivision7483
    @kingsmanracingdivision7483 4 роки тому +62

    Hands down one of the best story tellers on vin wiki

  • @thomasbrasse3145
    @thomasbrasse3145 4 роки тому +191

    "I got a push in the rear from a man posing as a woman." may have been a good title too.

    • @mikemendez3778
      @mikemendez3778 4 роки тому +3

      or Youll never geuss what these transvestites did to my car

  • @redlineraphael
    @redlineraphael 4 роки тому +79

    I’m from Orlando and let me tell you. NEVER go to OBT unless there’s a cool car for sale

    • @theanomalous1401
      @theanomalous1401 4 роки тому +5

      I second what our good friend Avalon King says. But if you have to go there, go during the daytime and take a hazmat suit and a gun, just in case.

    • @redlineraphael
      @redlineraphael 4 роки тому +1

      AvalonKing I bought my BMW E38 from OBT from a sketchy dealer. Let’s just say I saw some characters around that area

    • @9MadamImadaM9
      @9MadamImadaM9 4 роки тому +2

      Or a GUN SHOW.

    • @ChipsnDip1212
      @ChipsnDip1212 4 роки тому +1

      its not that bad

    • @muddpuppy07
      @muddpuppy07 4 роки тому +2

      Just stay off Paramore and stay in the vehicle you're good.

  • @Shidoshi578
    @Shidoshi578 4 роки тому +5

    There is nothing I want more than to sit in a room with Ed, Rabbit, Chris and a case of beer and just let the stories fly 🤣🍻

  • @MiaFins
    @MiaFins 4 роки тому +5

    Chris is in my top 4 Vikwiki story tellers now. I look forward to every time he tells a story, because you know it’ll be great.

  • @heathj7794
    @heathj7794 4 роки тому +31

    The picture of Jamie Foxx as Wanda 😂😂😂😂

  • @fiddle24v
    @fiddle24v 4 роки тому +71

    I think that was one of the weirder intros lol

    • @doubleutubefan5
      @doubleutubefan5 4 роки тому +7

      This one might be the 2020 intro winner already, we will see

    • @UnitedMovieMakers
      @UnitedMovieMakers 4 роки тому +1

      This is literally one of those youtube comments where they say something strange and then *vinwiki intro plays*

  • @JaredBrown_hkuspgtr
    @JaredBrown_hkuspgtr 4 роки тому +1

    This man does not disappoint with his stories. Keep them coming, please...!

  • @2FittedBW
    @2FittedBW 4 роки тому +21

    As soon as you said Orlando my first thought was OBT 😂

  • @tunanocrust2642
    @tunanocrust2642 4 роки тому +10

    Saw Title and 100% Assumed it was Chris! This dudes stories are amazing. LMFAO

  • @tonyfknb3896
    @tonyfknb3896 4 роки тому +1

    I subscribed just for Christopher Michaels stories on this channel! He is the best storyteller!!!

  • @MianCowell
    @MianCowell 4 роки тому +7

    This guy's voice, above all others, suits the phrase "Drive! Drive!"

  • @DirtyBertyGameing
    @DirtyBertyGameing 3 роки тому +1

    Dude has some of the best stories!! Thanks for sharing them with us!!!

  • @kevinmartin7354
    @kevinmartin7354 4 роки тому +2

    Bring Chris back on , BEST stories by far.

  • @abelvargas9307
    @abelvargas9307 3 роки тому

    Love all his stories. We need more of them

  • @johnmilligan2964
    @johnmilligan2964 3 роки тому +2

    Chris' VinWiki videos never disappoint!!!

  • @enyionyeobia5103
    @enyionyeobia5103 4 роки тому +11

    ...like it was a career day or something 🤣

  • @guskipper1194
    @guskipper1194 4 роки тому +3

    I am glad I am not having to suppress my laughter at this story at work today. It wouldn't work well.

  • @opieg7333
    @opieg7333 4 роки тому +2

    And I broke out laughing 5 seconds in....
    And yes being the DD leave you with many great stories...

  • @brandonford4877
    @brandonford4877 4 роки тому +3

    Great story teller ! Thanks for the content! UA-cam is saving the world right now !

  • @bansheemania1692
    @bansheemania1692 4 роки тому +1

    Reminder to NEVER piss this man Off.

  • @Where_is_Waldo
    @Where_is_Waldo 3 роки тому +1

    "...that's what you get for messin' with me when I'm tryin' to drive" haha, all the best VINwiki stories are from this guy. I always need to know how the story ends, I always get a laugh

  • @zachbrennan3609
    @zachbrennan3609 4 роки тому +6

    I went to college on OBT! Thought it was a nice area until I took a night class lmao

  • @benjohnson2183
    @benjohnson2183 Рік тому

    I actually dont think I've watched/heard this story before, popped up on my recommended. this might be one of chris' best imo

  • @pedrovalenzuela616
    @pedrovalenzuela616 2 роки тому

    My favorite VinWiki story teller!

  • @matthewpizzuto2044
    @matthewpizzuto2044 4 роки тому +3

    His stories are my favorite right behind Mr. Rabbit 🐇 hahahaha

  • @blue_thumb
    @blue_thumb 4 роки тому +7

    This guy has the best stories... you ever here the one where his friend stole a duffel bag of pot from Rob Pitts??

  • @marquisethomas5611
    @marquisethomas5611 4 роки тому +1

    His stories are the best

  • @pyro4life64
    @pyro4life64 4 роки тому

    Payback couldnt be any sweeter, this guy is awesome he has some of the best storys!

  • @BangAsoursRex
    @BangAsoursRex 4 роки тому +5

    Oh man, I would buy this guy a breakfast buritto and a beer to listen to some more of these stories.

  • @brettbilger1390
    @brettbilger1390 4 роки тому +2

    Christopher is one of the greats

  • @RyanBooth3
    @RyanBooth3 4 роки тому +14

    How can you not watch a video with a title like this?

  • @Jorge_De_Jesus
    @Jorge_De_Jesus 4 роки тому

    Christopher Michaels is definitely in my top 3 of VinWiki story tellers👏🏽👏🏽

  • @ThatOneKidJosh
    @ThatOneKidJosh 3 роки тому

    Love when the stories hit close to home 👌🏽

  • @nickes6168
    @nickes6168 Рік тому

    "...like it was some sorta career day or something.." I have almost watched all of these. please some back soon.

  • @Mr.Affalterbach
    @Mr.Affalterbach 4 роки тому +1

    chris is one of the best story tellers, this story made me laugh so much! thanks!

  • @frederickflores8152
    @frederickflores8152 3 роки тому

    "Choking on a rubix cube". Love this guy

  • @dmcustoms214
    @dmcustoms214 4 роки тому +1

    Vin wiki is the Best place for stories I am inspired by them and love them

  • @pauljenney2237
    @pauljenney2237 4 роки тому +2

    Hell yeah baby, this is how I needed to start my Thursday.

  • @jrcljrcl1
    @jrcljrcl1 4 роки тому +1

    He is one of the top storytellers on the channel, hands down.

  • @darylrybotycki7156
    @darylrybotycki7156 4 роки тому +6

    Drag Start...
    *Ding!
    Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

  • @Tclans
    @Tclans 4 роки тому

    Drag start. Great wordplay.
    Thanks again for a very entertaining story.

  • @lesflynn4455
    @lesflynn4455 3 роки тому

    Man, this one gave me big belly chuckles. 9.5/10 for entertainment.

  • @GroundScore710
    @GroundScore710 4 роки тому

    You guys have the most entertaining content!! Definitely my favorite UA-cam channel!!

  • @tonyttype2078
    @tonyttype2078 4 роки тому +2

    The second I saw the video title I knew who would be in that chair 😅 from running over weed crops, to going on a drug run this is the uncensored Vinwiki shit we all want. Thanks Ed

  • @cliffordaugustus9646
    @cliffordaugustus9646 4 роки тому +1

    This is the third story I've heard this guy tell. All of them are great but at no time am I thinking about cars. Still, best car stories.

  • @Vile-Flesh
    @Vile-Flesh 4 роки тому +1

    They push started the car! I'm fucking dying!!!!

  • @richardnorris8377
    @richardnorris8377 4 роки тому +1

    The ending when they got pushed fucking killed me lmao

  • @alexandrugherghescu
    @alexandrugherghescu 4 роки тому

    Cristopher, I want to congratulate you for your motivation as a student. You sold your truck to get into university, that's honorable!
    As a student that's not very satisfied with my current grades, I admire you for your effort!

  • @bgibbs699
    @bgibbs699 4 роки тому +24

    man these stories are great to listen to while doing man chores from the wife lol

    • @Kylejeepadventures
      @Kylejeepadventures 4 роки тому +1

      What do you fly ?

    • @bgibbs699
      @bgibbs699 4 роки тому

      Kyle Forbes xhover stingy v2, cl1 with 2207 vortex hypetrains. Also skitzo nova.

  • @sirtko
    @sirtko 4 роки тому +1

    Yooo lmAo! This dude is an Epic Dude and Story teller man I had just watched the 3rd or 4th in a row from him o this channel... Chris you're Awesome man!

  • @huntingtonbeachsasquatch
    @huntingtonbeachsasquatch 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the laugh right when we need one! 👍👍👍🙏😉

  • @Drewchinnick68
    @Drewchinnick68 4 роки тому

    Always enjoy this dudes stories especially

  • @kevinmcgoff2235
    @kevinmcgoff2235 3 роки тому

    He really tells the best stories!

  • @goofyleo3869
    @goofyleo3869 4 роки тому

    I have not heard the letters O B T put together like that since I was in Navy Nuke School in Orlando. Thanks for the flashback!! 🤘

  • @kluv2022
    @kluv2022 3 роки тому

    He got the best stories for sure

  • @ac3tate909
    @ac3tate909 3 роки тому

    This dude has the best stories....BY FAR
    Real life stuff no ‘I have memories cuz my car’s expensive’ bs

  • @Burn-Meister
    @Burn-Meister 4 роки тому

    Awesome story I was cracking up this morning, always great story tellers by the way thanks guys.

  • @ogeenext
    @ogeenext 3 роки тому

    Adams apple that looks like you're choking on a rubix cube 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zeriamkobayashi2776
    @zeriamkobayashi2776 4 роки тому

    this story has won all of April

  • @alexrioyellow05s2k
    @alexrioyellow05s2k 4 роки тому +1

    Good ole OBT. The only place I've walked by an open hotel room to see a guy lighting up a spoon

  • @blakebarron3090
    @blakebarron3090 4 роки тому

    Best story teller by far

  • @calebarnold6746
    @calebarnold6746 4 роки тому

    I really wish I knew this guy's name. His stories are always so awesome. It's great to see fellow country people like Rob Pitts and this guy telling their stories on here.

  • @AmbroseBurnside1824
    @AmbroseBurnside1824 Рік тому

    “But they don’t know thaaat” 😂😂😂😂

  • @StarTrek4Life
    @StarTrek4Life 4 роки тому

    Get this guy back on because he has the most interesting and entertaining stories.

  • @TheBrokenLife
    @TheBrokenLife 4 роки тому +1

    Never underestimate an army of loyal prostitutes...

  • @mazda_miata_
    @mazda_miata_ 4 роки тому

    In high school I had a 2000 Honda Civic base model hatchback with a 5 speed. I can confirm that for some reason very weird things, people, juices and other weird objects, always find some connection back to a Civic.

  • @mitchelcooper8941
    @mitchelcooper8941 2 роки тому

    "Like it's a career day" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @blakeandrew5058
    @blakeandrew5058 4 роки тому

    Ok, Drag Start is the BEST title ever for this story.

  • @chrishartley6411
    @chrishartley6411 4 роки тому +1

    Funny hearing a story about my town , I live off of obt , ten minutes down from Orlando in Kissimmee hahaha

  • @georgeknight200
    @georgeknight200 4 роки тому +1

    This dudes awesome, him and rabbit tied for first

  • @DCfreerunner
    @DCfreerunner 4 роки тому +1

    "They just wanted to meet a prostitute, you know like career day or something"
    My third time through listening to his stories cause he's so funny and I noticed that 😅

  • @paulbudford
    @paulbudford 4 роки тому

    This is definitely one of those stories to save for these guys weddings 😆

  • @nickgordon4954
    @nickgordon4954 4 роки тому

    I fucking love his stories so much 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

  • @halfassgarage8284
    @halfassgarage8284 3 роки тому

    Did anybody catch the part nothing is out of my hand lmfao this guy's a legend

  • @rickyhill2886
    @rickyhill2886 4 роки тому

    Rob Pitts, this man Christopher, the mexican Stig, and of course Ed himself are easily the best car-story tellers alive.

  • @ttr0Oper
    @ttr0Oper 3 роки тому

    I was really waiting for the part, when you tell them, they were not... well... ladies.

  • @sirtko
    @sirtko 3 роки тому

    8 months later from when ive seen this and Chris man wow I still think he's one of the best storytellers lol

  • @TheRealMisterChopShop
    @TheRealMisterChopShop Рік тому

    Nice story, Chris❤

  • @its_only_karma7440
    @its_only_karma7440 4 роки тому +2

    I was laughing THE WHOLE TIME

  • @amarks5436
    @amarks5436 4 роки тому

    that EG 4 door is my ideal race car candidate. touring car forever.

  • @THE_RAMALAMADINGDONG
    @THE_RAMALAMADINGDONG 4 роки тому +1

    Hahahahha dude was like " talking to these ...eh ...women..."

  • @GearheadDaily
    @GearheadDaily 4 роки тому +1

    Whew! I made it! my thursday is complete :)

    • @theanomalous1401
      @theanomalous1401 4 роки тому

      Wow! Good to see ya Dude. I bet you can't find a woodworking channel on UA-cam with stories like this. Thanks for the reply yesterday. Blane and I are doing well and he told me to say Hey. Take care!

  • @PRegan-om7jm
    @PRegan-om7jm 4 роки тому +1

    I’m crying!!!!

  • @Narzick
    @Narzick 4 роки тому +53

    Oh boy the SJWs are gonna be pissed about this one

    • @grahamdolamore
      @grahamdolamore 4 роки тому +4

      Narzick it’s okay, we won’t invite them to this one

    • @King-fo3kj
      @King-fo3kj 4 роки тому +19

      nah, he's using outdated terms but he clearly means no harm and it is an entertaining story regardless

    • @_l-_-l_
      @_l-_-l_ 4 роки тому +4

      @@King-fo3kj Using outdated terms is enough to get you sent to the SJW gulags.

    • @Rahhhzel
      @Rahhhzel 4 роки тому +6

      @@_l-_-l_ As a self-proclaimed SJW, the gulag would have been too much in this case. I saw the original title and my initial reaction was essentially "oh wow Ed, well maybe he just didn't know we use different words now." Now I see he's edited the title, and it's water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned. We all make mistakes, and with language constantly changing, it would be unreasonable to think everyone's always up to date. Thanks for making the change, Ed!

  • @jarodmcmichael9944
    @jarodmcmichael9944 2 роки тому

    The best story ever! I have one similar but I was the one tricked into going to a clubs entrance to ask how much it is to get in. I didn’t know what type of club it was but I saw two flamboyantly dressed men and reported the price and the guys to my friends back in the car. Years later I find out that they knew where we were the whole time. I was totally in the dark!

  • @kyledavis8975
    @kyledavis8975 4 роки тому

    Old boy is batting 3 for 3 for me as far as stories. First story was the Drug Smuggling Dodge, second there Porsche chick, and now this. I love that he is sober. I am envious cuz addiction sucks.

  • @Arkus-Duntov
    @Arkus-Duntov 4 роки тому

    Best part of this, I got two RuPaul Masterclass commercials while watching this. Perfect for the story.

  • @christopherdickinson4291
    @christopherdickinson4291 2 роки тому

    Chris your awesome, my favorite storyteller by far!
    I'm just here waiting for the transfobic arguments... although those type of people might not watch these...