Transformers (2007) MOVIE REVIEW | JobbytheHong

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    Here's my Transformers (2007) MOVIE REVIEW! JobbytheHong takes a look at the first Michael Bay Transformers movie, Transformers 1, in this Transformers - Movie Review. This Transformers movie analysis goes into Jobby's thoughts on the Transformers Movie (2007). In this Michael Bay review, the Transformers first movie gets critiqued as the first Transformers live action project. Jobby and his friends Omar and Cesar get trashed in this Transformers Review, starring Optimus Prime (Transformers).
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  • @JobbytheHong
    @JobbytheHong  4 роки тому +469

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    • @titanstudios2683
      @titanstudios2683 4 роки тому +4

      Hey Jobby can you do the Siege barricade toy review please

    • @primeknight4274
      @primeknight4274 4 роки тому +2

      Imma get that shit now

    • @baakelyeen1767
      @baakelyeen1767 4 роки тому +1

      Where can I see your reaction to the movie?

    • @robotsenpai2
      @robotsenpai2 4 роки тому +4

      Hey jobby are you going to dissapear again? Because when you upload in weekdays you dissapear for 100 years.

    • @Reivanhist
      @Reivanhist 4 роки тому +2

      Watch Bumblebee. Please.

  • @harryruffin1548
    @harryruffin1548 4 роки тому +1880

    “You buying your first car? That practically makes us family.”

  • @stupidstopmotions100
    @stupidstopmotions100 4 роки тому +2311

    "Humans dont deserve to live"
    "They deserve to choose for themselves"
    Optimus really is pro suicide huh

    • @breadiztasty
      @breadiztasty 4 роки тому +123

      Someone should get this man some help

    • @lukassskywalker6806
      @lukassskywalker6806 4 роки тому +18

      Same

    • @superdrifter-1773
      @superdrifter-1773 4 роки тому +95

      both Optimus and Megatron actually have a point lol

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 4 роки тому +83

      @@superdrifter-1773
      I think Megatron has the easier part of the discussion. Several thousand years of civilisation, and all we've done is become debauched and violent, then collapse into a stuper of ignorance and chaos, only to become proud and full of pointless dreams to start it all over again. Just up and down, barely forward, always backward to somebody because you just cannot please everyone.
      Really is easier for Megatron's side of the argument.

    • @superdrifter-1773
      @superdrifter-1773 4 роки тому +19

      The King After seeing this year happen and a bunch of other shit throughout my life. I’ll agree with megatron tbh, Optimus may be half right but humanity is too idiotic to be left alive. TF3 and 4 show this happen. Still wish the autobots were alive instead of being marked for death. At that point humanity should just kill itself

  • @Amber_xo_133
    @Amber_xo_133 3 роки тому +313

    According to Megan Fox, she was attending a Linkin Park concert and when it was over, the band met her personally and stated that they heard about the live-action "Transformers" film, and requested whether they could have a song of theirs in the film, and thus "What I've Done" appears in the closing credits.

    • @superbodoque7860
      @superbodoque7860 Рік тому +41

      We can all thank Megan Fox for introducing us to Linkin Park and/or "if it came out in 2007"

    • @daveninava
      @daveninava Рік тому +5

      Yeah Me too Man
      I Love Megan fox all lot She one of the most hottest woman ever
      I Love linkin park too
      But My favour Song from there is Mike shinoda Whered you go (Owl City Remix) this one is my favour song of all time ever
      is even better than the original one that remix is My favour ever
      To this day ever man
      I Love Owl City too I Am A Huge Fan of Him all lot I own so many albums of him in my Playlist music app
      I really Love Owl City All lot And linkin park little bit too

  • @theoneandonlydomtoretto974
    @theoneandonlydomtoretto974 4 роки тому +337

    8:48 I lost it I can’t breath 😂😂😂😂

  • @alexhuduma9474
    @alexhuduma9474 4 роки тому +682

    "There are only 2 genders: Autobot and Decepticon"- BayMegatron

  • @mfmoltar
    @mfmoltar 4 роки тому +594

    I wouldn't mind more of these.Hes like the nostalgia critic but actually funny

  • @mynameisharry8739
    @mynameisharry8739 4 роки тому +575

    Fun little trivia:
    The reason why the CGI for the Transformers themselves looks so good and still holds up, is because they used an engine to simulate the way light bounces off of metal.
    The way that light bounces off of a CGI object is pretty much the key decider on wether or not it's going to look real

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 4 роки тому +37

      cough* DC take notes *cough

    • @uknownauchara774
      @uknownauchara774 4 роки тому +3

      THEEYE SEESALL specifically the lighting part

    • @uknownauchara774
      @uknownauchara774 4 роки тому +5

      Mr. Jefry maybe. I dunno shit about movies and CGI tho.

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 4 роки тому +43

      @Mr. Jefry in 2007?.....no....no it was not.... and to be honest still isn't when it clearly should be from the large amount of films that still have bad CG because they either don't know how to properly apply physics, or they're straight up cutting corners to save money and time.
      What that team and render farm did in 2007 for the first film, and in the second film was incredible and an absolutely monumental task at the time. Even current day films still struggle immensely with how to correctly simulate things like metal and just texturing in general. Take for instance the comparisons between the first and second pacific rim films.
      keep in mind that they did this on computers back in 2007, where people still only had gigabyte hard drives and not terrabytes, 720p was still considered HD, and computer graphics cards and processing power is nowhere close to what it is today.

    • @harrysyodihermawan2739
      @harrysyodihermawan2739 4 роки тому +10

      @@watyhu99 and in scnd movie they did the cg IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, it's really hard to do if you're into vfx to make things really "there"

  • @jareddangelo347
    @jareddangelo347 4 роки тому +756

    Megatron: "IM GOING TO SAVE OUR RACE"
    Optimus: "ALL LIVES MATTER, MEGATRON"

    • @funsies8107
      @funsies8107 4 роки тому +159

      Megatron:"THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF?"

    • @chaserichard25
      @chaserichard25 4 роки тому +18

      Facundo Vereda you fucking killed me with that lmao

    • @geekgodofdeath6634
      @geekgodofdeath6634 4 роки тому +3

      Yooo i fucking love Trivium

    • @younhboyvault4913
      @younhboyvault4913 4 роки тому +9

      Megaton was a good guy this whole time prime was the enemy to the human race

    • @funsies8107
      @funsies8107 4 роки тому +3

      @@younhboyvault4913 by his lines on AOE that is probably true

  • @Vinsternator40
    @Vinsternator40 4 роки тому +487

    I read the novelization of this movie years ago and from what I remember the reason Optimus wanted to kill himself was because he saw it as a last resort and the only true way to end the war. He knew the Allspark was the cause of the civil war that lasted for millions of years and he wasn’t about to subjugate earth to the same suffering. So he basically said “if I can’t have it no one can” knowing it would only be a temptation for evil.

    • @yachiyous9110
      @yachiyous9110 3 роки тому +68

      More like, you want this? Over my dead body

    • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
      @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 3 роки тому +38

      Yea
      Too bad the decepticons would probably enslave human kind anyways

    • @duxhunt
      @duxhunt 3 роки тому +6

      @@yachiyous9110 The tries to off himself

    • @milanesorabioso4337
      @milanesorabioso4337 3 роки тому +13

      Still doesn't made that much sense because he could have literally dropped that shit into some black hole or something when they launched it into space, rendering unnecessary the killing himself part. That and the fact that the Decepticons would still attack Earth anyways now that they knew about it... Just like, well, it happened all the other like 4 movies that came after.
      Also, wasn't the Cube something important to the reborn of Cybertron or something like that?
      The plot of these movies never were any good tbh

    • @alexandersilva3327
      @alexandersilva3327 3 роки тому +4

      i think putting it in his chest is useless bc the later movies showed other artifacts that can be used to conquer the universe

  • @generalkenobi7232
    @generalkenobi7232 4 роки тому +1135

    Optimus "All humans are kings"
    Megatron "IF THEY FLESH THEY ARE THOT"

  • @KJulian21
    @KJulian21 4 роки тому +606

    With jokes like suicidal Optimus and red-pilled Megatron, I would kill to hear a commentary track from you guys for movies. Maybe as Patreon exclusives or even Best Of moments.

    • @howdyimhowdy
      @howdyimhowdy 4 роки тому +65

      transformers real time fandub

    • @thedoodler2179
      @thedoodler2179 4 роки тому +32

      Please not a patreon exclusive, I can't afford that shit

    • @generalkenobi7232
      @generalkenobi7232 4 роки тому +42

      i want that so bad
      Optimus just being a sad depressed puppy and Megatron that accidentally connected his mind on /pol and quotes Ben Shapiro on every scene

    • @howdyimhowdy
      @howdyimhowdy 4 роки тому +19

      @@generalkenobi7232 megatron is a nazbol,he lead a workers revolution and then said "haha genocide of all other life goes brrrrrrrr"

    • @thomasoconnor8279
      @thomasoconnor8279 4 роки тому +3

      Phil McKrackin fuck tracks. I want full dubs for the film.

  • @dennybah5660
    @dennybah5660 4 роки тому +186

    Ah yes before the “enemy scrotum” we had “left cheek”

  • @nova_zar
    @nova_zar 4 роки тому +492

    "Shut up grandma get your prune juice!" and "I'm just the cousin!" are the best lines from the humans.

    • @theoxyscape7057
      @theoxyscape7057 4 роки тому +46

      Also "I ate the whole plate."

    • @PuppyHugs
      @PuppyHugs 4 роки тому +29

      @@theoxyscape7057 His smug face after the guy enters and pulls the plate away

    • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
      @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 3 роки тому +14

      @Puppy Hugs LMAO ikr?
      The little things like that smug nod are what make a great performance

    • @PuppyHugs
      @PuppyHugs 3 роки тому +1

      @@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 XDDDDD it's too good

    • @bbandthesv
      @bbandthesv 3 роки тому +18

      "SHE DID IT, SHE DID IT, SHE'S THE ONE YOU WANT. ALRIGHT, I WAS JUST SITTING AT HOME WATCHING CARTOONS AND PLAYIN VIDEO GAMES WITH MY COUSIN, AND THEN SHE CAME IN THERE"

  • @gdheavy1006
    @gdheavy1006 3 роки тому +84

    "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man."
    - Peter Cullen 2007

  • @sebastianm7643
    @sebastianm7643 4 роки тому +486

    “THERES ONLY TWO GENDERS” that killed me😂

    • @plaguedctr-0493
      @plaguedctr-0493 4 роки тому +46

      He does have a point

    • @Noah_Obama
      @Noah_Obama 4 роки тому +16

      i was honestly dying

    • @Mysons-cc7gh
      @Mysons-cc7gh 4 роки тому +15

      For me its how he said it, but that had me on the floor dude

    • @milleriusbelmont4982
      @milleriusbelmont4982 4 роки тому +10

      give me a hand!!! i´m on the floor for laughing so hard!!! this is not a meme!!!

    • @GGchannel1025
      @GGchannel1025 4 роки тому +24

      The irony of making Blackout an Attack Helicopter

  • @TheLast_Knight
    @TheLast_Knight 4 роки тому +182

    8:48
    Megatron: *"THERE'S ONLY TWO GENDERS"*
    I immediately lost my shit at that moment!

    • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
      @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 4 роки тому +8

      Same dude 😂😂
      I just think the last 3rd of the video was filled with the best jokes
      Them doing voiceovers for suicidal prime killed me (lol)
      Haven't smiled so hard all month
      And the megatron part was just **godzilla kiss** icing on the cake

    • @beinglegit3347
      @beinglegit3347 4 роки тому +4

      Dude I was dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisdominguez9734
      @chrisdominguez9734 4 роки тому +4

      Best part of the vid 😂😂😂couldnt stop making me laugh

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +3060

    If you think about it, Jobby is just reviewing action figures in animated form.

    • @username-yc3bd
      @username-yc3bd 4 роки тому +108

      HEY
      YOU

    • @isaandreso215
      @isaandreso215 4 роки тому +40

      Big brain comment

    • @leitzu8929
      @leitzu8929 4 роки тому +12

      @@username-yc3bd hahahahhahahahahhahaha

    • @HiGuyII
      @HiGuyII 4 роки тому +14

      He’s back

    • @CoolGuyMcgeez
      @CoolGuyMcgeez 4 роки тому +7

      So you really are everywhere huh weird seeing you soo early

  • @OGrupxe
    @OGrupxe 4 роки тому +76

    "I liked the movie before the Transformers came in"
    Blackout is right in the beggining what

  • @kirbyfanprime
    @kirbyfanprime 4 роки тому +80

    Love how you say how good Hugo Weaving was as Megatron, when he actively had no passion for the role and recorded all his lines over Skype.

  • @Victory619
    @Victory619 4 роки тому +71

    My favourite quote from Optimus Prime ever:
    "Ebay"

    • @zach28t
      @zach28t 4 роки тому

      More like "gimme your face"

    • @thomasoconnor8279
      @thomasoconnor8279 4 роки тому

      InkSamsGamer324 ni idea wey :v my favourite line in all of these films is "I'll burn you so bad you wish you died as a child" - bee

  • @frozenfreehand1997
    @frozenfreehand1997 4 роки тому +533

    "humans only have two genders"
    "They deserve to chose for themselves"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @YupItsame
    @YupItsame 4 роки тому +495

    the michael bay series is just optimus trying to overcome his suicidal thoughts
    Edit: i’ve saw a lot of roaches in my life, but this one dwarfs them all
    Edit 2: nvm i got it

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 роки тому +9

      well that makes sense

    • @zilvertron
      @zilvertron 4 роки тому +40

      Nah, he's just a Decepticon with an Autobot logo, killing like crazy without much reason

    • @funsies8107
      @funsies8107 4 роки тому +38

      @@zilvertron "Give me your face"

    • @Aiden-MGR
      @Aiden-MGR 4 роки тому +9

      This will be the joke that will carry this review series

    • @funsies8107
      @funsies8107 4 роки тому +11

      @@Aiden-MGR There are only two genders

  • @Yamanosei95
    @Yamanosei95 4 роки тому +99

    Most of the Decepticons in this movie were real beasts and really durable, why it wasn’t like that on the next movies

    • @thehighwayman3122
      @thehighwayman3122 4 роки тому +21

      Mainly because all the 'cons in this movie were Megatron's best fighters, while the second movie mainly contained the Transformers equivalent to dumb muscle(because really, in the grand scheme of Megatron's forces, thats pretty much all the movie Constructicons are).

    • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
      @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah the transformers look INCREDIBLE in these movies. But that's probably why the writing suffered so much.
      One transformer cost a shit ton of money to make

    • @lonewolf9578
      @lonewolf9578 3 роки тому +13

      @@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 I mean Optimus broke a world record for the most moving parts on a cgi model in this film so that’s probably saying something

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 роки тому +2

      @@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 That's not an excuse, I've seen a random dude on the Internet come up with much MUCH better scripts

    • @peronafanman
      @peronafanman Рік тому +2

      ​@@Breakaway-ic5gj I mean yeah but that random dude most likely didn't have a deadline to write the script, or a budget to think about, or cgi artists to pay.
      Every film has a budget to it and that budget has to be divided between multiple different parts in order to make the film, some random guy on the internet doesn't have this same constraint so I don't think that comparison is fair.

  • @sirrayveltal8610
    @sirrayveltal8610 4 роки тому +72

    3:39 You know it's not funny when Jobby's reaction to it is funnier than the scene itself.
    Edit: Although I do love how Jazz moves his shield to block...that.

  • @Grindor-FR
    @Grindor-FR 4 роки тому +251

    Jobby: *trying his hardest not to hint at Freedom Leader review*
    Fans: Am I a joke to you?
    Benny: *StOnKs*
    Freedom Leader: ... Y u bully me?

  • @lordbrickmasterproductions3531
    @lordbrickmasterproductions3531 4 роки тому +184

    “at the end of this day...one shall stand...one shall fall” what a badass quote with a badass video great job jobby and I saw freedom leader in the background can’t wait man swivel prime

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 роки тому +8

      Too bad it doesn't feel as significant in the 2007 movie as it was in the 80s one

    • @lordbrickmasterproductions3531
      @lordbrickmasterproductions3531 4 роки тому +2

      LJK401 oh hell yea I think the 86 movie is awesome and the bumblebee movie too

    • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
      @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 4 роки тому +3

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 yeah I always wonder if they purposefully made that end scene with the thought of "oh, Optimus would not want to hurt any of the humans running around. That's why he was so reserved in the fight with Megatron."
      Or if they were just like "ok, Shia is gonna need to stuff the Allspark thing into Megatrons chest so we have to blah blah blah" yeah it was probably this one

    • @genericstickman5967
      @genericstickman5967 4 роки тому

      LJK401 I’m pretty sure they were obliged to put the line in since it’s an iconic quote and this movie is the second (technically third since Beast Wars got one in Japan) Transformers film to be made

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 роки тому

      @@genericstickman5967 But then have it make sense

  • @ToaDaGardeKat
    @ToaDaGardeKat 4 роки тому +66

    "PUT IT IN MY CHEST" -Jobptimus, Sep 30, 2020
    Too bad that didn't become meme before the 3rd Party Arcee reviews

  • @ocelot_the_dragon
    @ocelot_the_dragon 4 роки тому +33

    “There are only two Genders.”
    I want more of these reviews of the movies now

  • @dylanbryan1990
    @dylanbryan1990 4 роки тому +36

    Even to this day I still love Sam's nervous, chaotic energy. Shia definitely did well in making the underdog character funny to watch.

  • @sentinal_j2846
    @sentinal_j2846 4 роки тому +373

    Big robots: un-funny
    Humans who are sexualised by Michael Bay: Funni

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 4 роки тому +9

      lol wtf does sexualized even mean

    • @artisan2906
      @artisan2906 4 роки тому +4

      Megan fox

    • @cryothepunching-bag7917
      @cryothepunching-bag7917 4 роки тому

      ngh.... f-....funne.....

    • @Luka1180
      @Luka1180 4 роки тому +2

      @@KairuHakubi ?? You don't know or are you joking and being ironic?

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 4 роки тому +2

      @@Luka1180 I don't speak 2020, you buzzword-spouting child. It's amazing what you can tell about someone _using their real name as a username_

  • @Ghostofrandysavage
    @Ghostofrandysavage 4 роки тому +198

    Emilio Lopez: “I like feet. I do not know why.”
    Mr. Deeds
    Jobby, a man of culture.

  • @tensevictory
    @tensevictory 4 роки тому +123

    Last time I was this early, Optimus Prime was still alive.

    • @yi_hou3092
      @yi_hou3092 4 роки тому +5

      Last Time I was early almost everyone died from a Cosmically Powered Starscream

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 4 роки тому

      And a murderer

  • @NovexusNui777
    @NovexusNui777 4 роки тому +155

    Megatron: "There is only two genders!"
    -JobbytheHong2020
    (please release the whole video of you guys reacting to this :)

  • @xidam8254
    @xidam8254 3 роки тому +25

    2:15 BEHOLD! the One and only GUNDAMUS PRIME

  • @ziggyreaburn6726
    @ziggyreaburn6726 4 роки тому +119

    "THERE IS ONLY ONE GENDER!!!"
    - Megatron

    • @makeshift307
      @makeshift307 4 роки тому +13

      And it is decepticon!!!!

    • @howdyimhowdy
      @howdyimhowdy 4 роки тому +4

      truly in character

    • @shiverfan4867
      @shiverfan4867 4 роки тому

      Megatron took my drugs

    • @shiverfan4867
      @shiverfan4867 4 роки тому

      Also, he said two genders, not ☝

    • @howdyimhowdy
      @howdyimhowdy 4 роки тому

      @@shiverfan4867 the joke is that in cannon transformers only have one "sex" and transformers who became girls are (at least in the last reincarnation of the comics) all transformers who saw other species with genders and decided "you know this is cool I want some of that"

  • @pacificgrim4661
    @pacificgrim4661 4 роки тому +193

    *(Autobots Saves Earth 3 times)*
    Humans: Uhh Autobots seem sus

  • @ricoisbeingstupid
    @ricoisbeingstupid 4 роки тому +576

    The hacker guy is such an interesting character to be honest but he only got his role to get swatted by the FBI because he was looking for Jon Torturro feet pics.

    • @Lajos_Kelemen
      @Lajos_Kelemen 4 роки тому +40

      Back as a kid I really thought that there would be more returning characters.
      Then realised that Michael Bay can’t write a consistent story if his life would depend on it.
      (

    • @hipster_tacos
      @hipster_tacos 4 роки тому +37

      @@Lajos_Kelemen Friendly reminder that Bay doesn't write these films

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 4 роки тому +31

      @@hipster_tacos yeah he just directs it, sad to see so many people think bay was the reason this franchise was so.... Mediocre

    • @DarthRelkew
      @DarthRelkew 4 роки тому +6

      I rewatched these films recently and realized how much I would have rather seen every other character be in the films besides Shia Lebouf. I really like him as an actor but....... he just takes it a little too far.

    • @Lajos_Kelemen
      @Lajos_Kelemen 4 роки тому +1

      @@guyfieri148 I don't really understand than the different positions of creating a movie
      You make it sounds like Bay is simply a name to sell the movie

  • @truexenith8596
    @truexenith8596 4 роки тому +88

    *"I smell your soy, boy!"* - Magatron

  • @IndigoEuphonium
    @IndigoEuphonium 4 роки тому +174

    "There's only 2 genders"
    - Megatron
    Please adlib the movies like SnapCube does with Sonic Games

    • @Zappa_boi
      @Zappa_boi 4 роки тому +4

      But it might get blocked by Viacom

    • @Beanibirb
      @Beanibirb 3 роки тому +6

      Just have them adlib the Transformers and it'd be fuckin perfect

    • @livirus3826
      @livirus3826 3 роки тому +4

      gotta admit...I legitimately liked these movies, but even I would love to see them adlib them XD

    • @guywithaface887
      @guywithaface887 3 роки тому +5

      TF movies adlibed by Jobby and Kellen (Kellen is a voice actor.)

    • @cobaltprime9467
      @cobaltprime9467 3 роки тому +3

      Wait, take it a step further... do it drunk.

  • @devilhunter7130
    @devilhunter7130 4 роки тому +450

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Megatron: "There's only two genders!"

  • @jonathand.4088
    @jonathand.4088 4 роки тому +33

    "Why doesn't anyone ever talk about the Australian hacker girl?"
    I had a roommate who talked about her quite a bit haha

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 4 роки тому +1

      Ausie who now? That was in the movie?

    • @ngultrum1
      @ngultrum1 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheKing-qz9wd
      Remember the cute blondie with the guy who made the Wolverine Joke? That's the one.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 4 роки тому

      @@ngultrum1
      I remember a blonde but I wouldn't call her "cute". That would imply she looked particular to me.

    • @ngultrum1
      @ngultrum1 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheKing-qz9wd
      Yeah, I just liked her smile as a kid so the name stayed. Basically the conspiracy theorist blondie who was actually right about it all

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 4 роки тому

      @@ngultrum1
      I wanted Megatron to win and save Cybertron when I was younger. I don't understand why one woman smiling would have such an effect on you, but children do not necessarily make sense.

  • @Niner098
    @Niner098 4 роки тому +72

    Can we agree that star-scream's voice was better and more frightening in the first film than in the sequels.

    • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
      @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 4 роки тому +8

      True, I think the sequels were still really good tho.
      He did get less scary but there are some really good moments (usually when he's with Sam... kinda sus lol)

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 роки тому +1

      Well he only had three lines in the first movie, in the second movie he actually got to emote which will make anyone less scary

    • @lordchebos3391
      @lordchebos3391 4 роки тому +3

      Yup, a very menacing voice that matches the design, but his voice in the sequels isn't bad tho

  • @Noaher256
    @Noaher256 4 роки тому +48

    Someone told me that they like how gentle Optimus was in the first movie
    I immediately pointed them to the freeway scene

    • @Kaiju-bm4ts
      @Kaiju-bm4ts 4 роки тому +10

      Optimus acted more like a anti hero in the bayverse which honestly is a underrated and misunderstood version of his character

    • @Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive
      @Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kaiju-bm4ts its because the people behind the movies couldn't be more nuanced and only understand "Shoot or stab in the Fucking face!"

    • @Malysitos
      @Malysitos 4 роки тому +9

      To be fair, the stakes are a lot higher in the setting of the Bayformers, which takes place in fictional depiction of real life. Humans are literally everywhere, and there’s no real way to easily detain Decepticons (NEST in RotF were probably still in the early phases of learning to take down Transformers).
      And at least for the first film, the Autobots were few in numbers, were fighting an unknown amount of Decepticons (turns out there were a good amount on Earth), and also minimizing Human casualties while also fending off the military/Sector 7.
      Taking all of this into account, it’s pretty justified as to why Optimus seems pretty anti-hero in the first film.

    • @Kaiju-bm4ts
      @Kaiju-bm4ts 4 роки тому +4

      @@Malysitos Optimus started to show more anti heroic characteristics in tf2 by being more violent towards the decepticons. Since I love anti heros and find them to be the more realistic and more relatable heros we need more of the bayverse optimus is the more realistic approach to his character but traditionally g1 optimus will always be the best hands down bayverse is just more realistic by displaying what us humans are we humans are not truly good or bad we are both similar to how bayverse optimus is heroic but does a few villainous things

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 4 роки тому +3

      @@Kaiju-bm4ts nah i have to dissagre, (altought this falls into personal prefference so we dont need to argue about) i personally preffer a more, "goody 2 shoes" type of Optimus Prime, idk know why but i just tend to like more those type of characters
      Now, by saying that i preffer a kinder OP doesnt mean that im against him killing Decepticons, again, this is a war and is prefectabky understandable and in character for him to do so, since he is a commander
      But the thing is, that the way he kills decepticons is what separates him from bay's OP
      Bay's OP is ruthless and kills decepticos in a very gruesome and savage way, wich, altought cool, doesnt really fit Optimus Prime, the original one would probably go for a quick kill witouth pain or incapacitate them and make them a prisoner

  • @imthecoolestguyalive
    @imthecoolestguyalive 3 роки тому +30

    I'd also like to note, that the reason Bumblebee's suffering hurt some members of the audience was because he was making whiny sounds, like some dog, and just generally would behave less, like a person or friend, and more, like a pet.
    That. Doesn't help the "Autobots are people, so treat them as such!" theme at all.

  • @juskuporudeh3968
    @juskuporudeh3968 4 роки тому +25

    Me: "Whats with the dislikes..its a good revi...."
    Them: 8:48.....
    Also me: 😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 роки тому

      Dislikes aren't that many compared to the likes

  • @genericweeb7300
    @genericweeb7300 4 роки тому +80

    Megatron: There's only two genders!
    Blackout: Excuse me??

    • @ChaoticDarkness1
      @ChaoticDarkness1 4 роки тому +5

      I see what you did there

    • @noodle9829
      @noodle9829 4 роки тому +15

      I mean, megatron’s not wrong...

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 роки тому +5

      Blackout and grindor are minorities

    • @plaguedctr-0493
      @plaguedctr-0493 4 роки тому

      O shit her come the attack helicopters

  • @shadowgb
    @shadowgb 4 роки тому +19

    Blackouts reveal was absolutely mind blowing. Still gives me chills.

  • @prettyoddartofvolatile
    @prettyoddartofvolatile 4 роки тому +2

    "There's only TWO GENDERS"
    -Megatron
    Be right back, now its time to shove the cube in my chest

  • @cruzgonzalez3919
    @cruzgonzalez3919 4 роки тому +82

    If you want to make more vids like this, even if they aren’t Transformer movie reviews, I am so down to watch! Love your work Jobby!

  • @thesalvadorianwarrior798
    @thesalvadorianwarrior798 4 роки тому +17

    3:46 The inner child of Jobby awakens.

  • @omega-rattrap
    @omega-rattrap 4 роки тому +35

    Ratchet: “Prime....we couldn’t save him.”
    Prime: “Awww Jazz........WELP!” **throws Jazz’s robo corpse to the side** “we got new friends anyway!”

    • @JamesRoyceDawson
      @JamesRoyceDawson 4 роки тому +10

      Suicidal Optimus- " Aww Jazz, I wish that was me."

  • @thegrouchization
    @thegrouchization 4 роки тому +67

    I find the complaints about Optimus having a mouth rather odd, considering that at the time of the film's release we had almost as many designs with a mouth (Beast Wars, Beast Machines (I get that these two were Optimus Primal, but that character fulfilled mostly the same role), and Cybertron) as we had with the faceplate (G1, RID 2001, Armada, Energon).
    Since then the numbers have only gotten more balanced (Mouth in Animated, Prime, RID 2015 and Cyberverse, Faceplate in both WFC and FOC).

    • @MultiAlphamega
      @MultiAlphamega 4 роки тому +14

      Its because it looks weird imo.
      Like, they all do, but his mouth in particular looks weird.

    • @thetempleton6622
      @thetempleton6622 4 роки тому +6

      I think it's the nose that makes it look weird

    • @Skycube100
      @Skycube100 4 роки тому +3

      I think it's a lot better with his Age of Extinction redesign personally. But yeah back when I rewatched this movie, his mouth looks weird...

    • @pryma1604
      @pryma1604 4 роки тому +4

      Around the time TF 07 released, people were more accustomed to seeing him with a faceplate. Sure there was Beast Wars, Beast Machines, and TFC, but not everyone watched those shows.

    • @thegrouchization
      @thegrouchization 4 роки тому +6

      @@Skycube100 A detail that CinemaWins pointed out that I quite like: if you look inside his mouth, you'll see little mechanical "teeth" that move similar to a soundwave when he speaks.

  • @Saba_Ora
    @Saba_Ora 4 роки тому +9

    Lol the Bulk and Skull music out of nowhere xD and how well it fits too.

  • @alexandersilva3327
    @alexandersilva3327 3 роки тому +5

    5:33 i just realized this is the evasion mode Optimus prime design with the bright colors because of the ab section being the front of the evasion mode truck grill

  • @chadderbug7587
    @chadderbug7587 4 роки тому +31

    "I'm not going to review this-"
    His fans: *Are you sure about that?*

  • @Sonicbolt456
    @Sonicbolt456 4 роки тому +8

    "THERE'S ONLY 2 GENDERS!" Made me laugh in the exact same way Jobby laughed! Totally didn't see it coming!

  • @isaandreso215
    @isaandreso215 4 роки тому +62

    There's hope for us. Maybe, just MAYBE, he is going to watch AOE and TLK.
    Edit: Can we talk about the Freedom Leader from Toy World in the background?

    • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
      @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 4 роки тому +4

      AOE and TLK are a little "worse" for me tbh but my god there are some really cool things in both (mostly AOE)
      Seeing Optimus ride Grimlock and the Dinobots into battle is something I will NEVER forget.
      TLK was probably my least favorite of the 5 but yea let's not get ahead of ourselves lol
      tbh I do want to see him and his friends watch tf2 (that's what got me into transformers as a kid)
      The forest battle is one of the greatest battles in movie HISTORY.

    • @j.dgaming1694
      @j.dgaming1694 4 роки тому

      I genuinely hate those movies with a passion but I think it would be funny watching jobby suffer through them.

    • @andres6v893
      @andres6v893 4 роки тому

      Story was terrible, no way around it. Action was cool tho (tho TLK had very messy moments)

    • @isaandreso215
      @isaandreso215 4 роки тому +2

      I love AOE. I like Cade Yeager and he was better than Sam. I mean, Sam, at the end of his debut movie fucked with Megan Fox over Bumblebee. But Cade wasn't for that sh*t, the guy offered to protect the saviours of the planet and his daughter. I liked also that Cade was just a poor man and Sam was literally a Prime since his grandfather found Megatron (TLK f*cked this aspect of Cade and nearly all the character in general, damn...)
      I also loved how that "Autobots vs Humans" conflict was made. Sure, the humans hating the Autobots was stupid but was awesome to see a mad Optimus being an ACTUAL psychopath

    • @Jmaster-99
      @Jmaster-99 4 роки тому

      IMO, I rank the movies, Bumblebee not in it as it has a different feel to it, is This, RotF, DotM, TLK, and AoE, just because AoE came back after we thought they were done and left a somewhat bad taste, mainly that romance plot, in everyone's mouth

  • @jayjaelin0677
    @jayjaelin0677 4 роки тому +14

    I think optimus was so used to sacrificing himself he go so tired of it that he wanted to do it to get it over with 🤣

  • @Sushibobobobobobobo
    @Sushibobobobobobobo 4 роки тому +31

    BUT JOOOOOOBBBBBBYYYY THIS MEANS YOU NEED TO COVER THE ENTIRE series and put 5 midroll ads in every video

  • @Archive_7802
    @Archive_7802 4 роки тому +36

    “Let me touch your feet.”
    That’s a reference to Happy Gilmore, isn’t it?

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 роки тому

      Close

    • @EvilCerealBoX
      @EvilCerealBoX 4 роки тому

      Mr deeds.

    • @Archive_7802
      @Archive_7802 4 роки тому

      E-C-BX riiiiight, Deeds had the deal with the black foot, and Gilmore was with the crocodile. Sorry about that, it’s just been a while since I’ve seen them. 😅

    • @EvilCerealBoX
      @EvilCerealBoX 4 роки тому +1

      @@Archive_7802 Yeah. And it was a remake. Terrible movie. Although, I still quote "I'm very very sneaky" on occasion.

  • @lolmonkyboi
    @lolmonkyboi 4 роки тому +20

    Man I was looking forward to his reaction / reference to
    LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK

  • @henrygambles3652
    @henrygambles3652 10 місяців тому +4

    7:04 this part was gold!

  • @No_confidence
    @No_confidence 4 роки тому +30

    "Their are only two genders!"
    Megatron, comment of the year

  • @Draco-1400
    @Draco-1400 4 роки тому +19

    DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME OR IS THAT FREEDOM LEADER!!!!!!

  • @g0694
    @g0694 4 роки тому +14

    Jobby: I might review the other movies if this video does well.
    Me: Looks like I need to make 70 alternative accounts

  • @FastforwardxD
    @FastforwardxD 4 роки тому +38

    "there are only 2 genders" HAD ME ROLLING LMFAO

  • @FeistyWaffle
    @FeistyWaffle 4 роки тому +13

    I’d love to see his reaction to finally seeing the last two “movies”

  • @SupremeLeaderOfTheBluepremacy
    @SupremeLeaderOfTheBluepremacy 4 роки тому +18

    Someone start a petition to make Jobby watch the rest of the Michael Bay transformers movies

  • @DrSurfNSno
    @DrSurfNSno 4 роки тому +27

    Last time I was this early, Jobby still had his sanity.

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 4 роки тому +4

      bruh ther was no youtube in 468 b.c.

    • @DrSurfNSno
      @DrSurfNSno 4 роки тому +4

      @@npc6817 lmao

  • @gojiboy69
    @gojiboy69 4 роки тому +21

    Freedom Leader: *Just wants to watch a movie without being noticed*

  • @jakoby1000
    @jakoby1000 4 роки тому +15

    i can't blame you for smiling at the action, jobby, i recently rewatched the forest fight scene from revenge of the fallen and i was smiling the entire time lol

    • @shortgiraffe700
      @shortgiraffe700 4 роки тому +2

      One of the best in the series

    • @Klinker0913
      @Klinker0913 4 роки тому

      Absolutely love the fight. "I'll take you all on!"

  • @milchesarreal6964
    @milchesarreal6964 4 роки тому +11

    I feel like the frame on 2:52 is gon shut the transformers fans and the gundam fans bout dissin each other-

  • @TarboGreatApe
    @TarboGreatApe 4 роки тому +9

    "THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS!!!"
    -Lord Megatron

  • @MarkShamblerger
    @MarkShamblerger 4 роки тому +8

    3:18 is that a mr. Deeds reference, props man

  • @anthonyambrose7830
    @anthonyambrose7830 4 роки тому +13

    I was 3 when this movie came out (no I'm not a big boy) I remember bowling at bumblebee getting taken. Then jobby said it wasn't a emotional event and I felt personally attacked

    • @theoxyscape7057
      @theoxyscape7057 4 роки тому +3

      I was 4 when the movie came out and it's been one of my favourite movies ever since. I think it has some good moments, even if it's dumb at times.

  • @sandpope2977
    @sandpope2977 4 роки тому +8

    I know we can't have this because of copyright
    But Damn I really want to see the full stream of jobby watching the movie

  • @muhammadbinadnan739
    @muhammadbinadnan739 4 роки тому +23

    Megatron: There are only two Genders
    Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves

  • @zefatguy9379
    @zefatguy9379 4 роки тому +10

    7:26 *Megatron having a fucking seizure*

  • @ABX14
    @ABX14 4 роки тому +14

    I feel like Jobby would enjoy Dark of the moon the most - it’s just so enjoyable and the musiccccc is 10/10

  • @leogg1402
    @leogg1402 4 роки тому +3

    Something happens:
    Optimus: maybe I need to sacrifice myself

  • @XC11301991
    @XC11301991 4 роки тому +97

    Huh, Covid must be threatening Jobby to watch the Michael Bay movies.

    • @fishwaffletoys7151
      @fishwaffletoys7151 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Can’t think of any other reason he would watch these abominations against humanity. Edit: I was wrong to call these movies abominations. I know some people like them and it is rude for me to say that. I’m sorry to whoever I offended it’s just my opinion that these movies are bad.

    • @aSlipperyDuck
      @aSlipperyDuck 4 роки тому +3

      @@fishwaffletoys7151 and WheelJack, I'm not saying my opinion but you do realize he said he like em' at the end right?

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 роки тому +1

      Sauce?

    • @backbackback9845
      @backbackback9845 4 роки тому

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 ur welcome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Kaiju-bm4ts
      @Kaiju-bm4ts 4 роки тому

      @@fishwaffletoys7151 cut the movies some slack they aren't that horrible have you ever seen godzilla's revenge or the emoji movie? There's much worst movies that exist that make the bayverse look like a tolerable watch

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk 4 роки тому +1

    The bulk and skull theme was perfect for that moment

  • @catpin
    @catpin 4 роки тому +9

    My favorite part is hearing the What I've done by Linkin Park. 0:55

  • @Nate-sq7mw
    @Nate-sq7mw 4 роки тому +6

    "In this farewell.., Theres no blood.., Theres no alibi..." - Chester Bennington

  • @shockblast_cannon7002
    @shockblast_cannon7002 4 роки тому +10

    8:01 ah yes, a man of culture

  • @andyrew2551
    @andyrew2551 4 роки тому +55

    Does this mean he is going to watch the rest of the bay movies... (hope not for his sake)

    • @Saiyan1229
      @Saiyan1229 4 роки тому +1

      Dark of the moon was the best in my opinion

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 4 роки тому

      @023 Studios AOE is underrated and overhated. It's not great but it's really good if people have the ability to not complain about every little thing that doesn't matter.

    • @j.dgaming1694
      @j.dgaming1694 4 роки тому

      @@Saltyaf38 not really even to this day I still think it deserves all the hate it gets, you can tell the only people who cared about anything in that movie was the ost team.

    • @CONM0S
      @CONM0S 4 роки тому +1

      When I commit to movies I usually finish them. The Last Knight is my only exception...

    • @starsaber9378
      @starsaber9378 4 роки тому

      @@Saiyan1229 dotm only had action and nothing else not a good plot ,no character development no nothing

  • @WormyJester8
    @WormyJester8 4 роки тому +2

    2:51 That Gundam in Prime custom looks sick (also, fun fact: Optimus Prime's designer made designs for MSG 0083: Stardust Memory)

  • @karotky2.052
    @karotky2.052 4 роки тому +6

    6:26 how did Ratchet do that? Respect for Ratchet

  • @hyperion9051
    @hyperion9051 4 роки тому +22

    Jobby- "John Turtrro please let me touch your feet"
    Me- "ah I see you too went through the torture of Mr. Deeds"

    • @BunBros
      @BunBros 4 роки тому

      jokes on him John already touched Adam's feet in You Don't Mess with the Zohan

    • @jakethecollector1516
      @jakethecollector1516 4 роки тому +1

      @@BunBros zohan was post Deeds

    • @hyperion9051
      @hyperion9051 4 роки тому

      @Barry Mahoney I mean it was just a really hard movie to watch, much like most Sandler movies

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 роки тому

      Holy shit that was him?

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 4 роки тому +25

    I actually love this movie. Bumblebee and this movie, are the best movies in this series.

    • @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_
      @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_ 4 роки тому +5

      Dotm?

    • @isaiahchapman7660
      @isaiahchapman7660 4 роки тому +3

      @@_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_ that's shit.

    • @someone0
      @someone0 4 роки тому +2

      @@isaiahchapman7660 Bumblebee is the same Travis Knight disrespected Peter Cullen

    • @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_
      @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@isaiahchapman7660 what do you have to say about what you said, why do you think that way?

    • @scarletpumpernickel8260
      @scarletpumpernickel8260 4 роки тому +2

      @@someone0 how did Travis disrespect him? He said that he was sickened because the other voice actor didn't get primes voice right

  • @vhaerauneigo290
    @vhaerauneigo290 4 роки тому +177

    Fun fact: No one cares if you’re first

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 роки тому +8

    I remember loving this movie when it came out but hated the designs because I collected Transformers and wanted to see my toys in the movie lol.

  • @exoc6642
    @exoc6642 4 роки тому +10

    3:44 RObot PP

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 4 роки тому +15

    "And I'm totally not reviewing this next"
    I smell a wink.

  • @jimtaylor294
    @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +90

    The only good thing about this "film", is that TFP exists partially because of it.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому

      Not really. Gerry Anderson was doing the 'Made of Explodium!' trope, before you were born or thought of :P .
      (literally XD)

    • @YISTECH
      @YISTECH 4 роки тому +2

      Micheal Bay Megan fox was absolute garbage

    • @trilobite2500
      @trilobite2500 4 роки тому +6

      @@YISTECH Doesn't that make you gay?

    • @dragoonunleashed9962
      @dragoonunleashed9962 3 роки тому +3

      And Starscream.
      He was the decepticon's MVP: being the one who freed Megatron, leaving 3/5 autobots badly damaged and that jet fight scene. they did my boy dirty in the sequels.

  • @angellongoria803
    @angellongoria803 4 роки тому +74

    When jobbys friend said “there’s only 2 genders” that had me dead😂

  • @Doiboy35
    @Doiboy35 4 роки тому +6

    I felt the Transformers in this movie were treated less like characters and more like Kaiju/pets.

  • @al3x290
    @al3x290 4 роки тому +21

    2:07 what are we gonna call him
    Jobby fanboy or transformers fanboy 🤔

  • @lavienne680
    @lavienne680 4 роки тому +7

    Me and my friends watched this together a few nights ago.
    Pain. Intense pain.