Yeah they both started off with silly accents then gave up on them a minute or two in. David sounded like he was trying to sound Australian. Probably aiming for cockney.
Autotrope no its for comic effect, when gangsters meet up they have the stereotypical cockney accent, so he stops once he releases this guys an idiot .
They both start off this sketch in character with different accents, but 45 seconds in and their vocals and expressions have changed and they are Mark and Jez again.
I work at a Supermarket, and at the end of a shift while closing up the till I noticed that a checkout operator had accepted a photo copy of a $20 note. It wasn't even double sided.
I once made flyers with £10 notes on one side, with my face instead of the queen, and plain on the other side with the blurb. I was giving them out at the beer festival in Cambridge and a mate said "Gimme another one I've just spent it at the bar!" I think "Yeah buddy, sure you have..." but give him one anyway. The next morning I get a phone call from someone at the beer festival telling me they've found several of my fake notes in their tills when cashing up and they'd be going to the police. I told her that if anything I've highlighted how careless their staff were being, accepting inkjet printed, single sided notes of the old style ten point note. She said that being so busy they dont have time to check every note. I pointed out that the moustache on the queen should have been a giveaway...
OMG this made me laugh so much! I remember working in the student union bar and this story does ring true. Half the time the staff were only slightly less squiffy than the punters!
I’d be inclined not to believe you, but I’ve worked in the finance HQ of a large retailer who still did manually entry of all their stores weekly sales reports. This included a fake £20 that one store accepted that looked more like the ones in this sketch than the real thing.
More than once I've come home from my local (busy, dark) bar and the next day discovered a counterfeit $10 bill in my wallet. They weren't nearly as obvious as the notes you describe, but still not very convincing.
@@BlueAversion I've never understood people with your mentality and I'm not saying this to take a piss at you. I'm just genuinely curious as to how your first inclination is to not believe a person about their story. If it's not important to you or your safety does it even matter that it's a lie? And why would someone lie about something so trivial and if they did why would you care? If someone lies about shit that doesn't matter I simply think "well that person is a fuck tard" then go about my day. But to accuse someone of a lie off gate about something that doesn't affect you just seems a tad much. It's exhausting really.
I worked in a bank and found a fake $50 (Australia) that another teller had accepted from a customer. A real one is supposed to have a clear window in the corner with the Southern Cross in white stars on the window. It was a colour photocopy with a hole cut out where the window should have been, and then coated in plastic, with the stars very badly painted on with correction fluid. It felt obviously too thick, and completely smooth instead of the ridged texture of a real one, and I spotted it instantly. I showed it to the other teller, and he still wasn't sure it was fake.
In fairness, that was some really good printwork on the cheese. I'd honestly love to have a tray of ultra-real credit card cheese slices for a dinner party.
@@AdamantLightLP Watch the skit again and you'll see that the boss in the skit doesn't do any work. He just comes in and thinks what his underlings did is bad (which he is right about), but he hasn't done anything himself. I'm responding to "one guy not pulling his weight at student group projects" isn't quite right, because there's only one person working. In this skit, who isn't pulling his weight? I'd say the boss. This is not a critique of the real world lol, how did you get that.
2 years later. A report on young entrepreneurs on the BBC: "... coming from obscure, some even say shady, beginnings, Pete McAlias went on to give the culinary world the hottest and hippest novelty food of the decade with his credit card themed cheese treats".
1. You will have to carry large amounts of paper currency. 2. The cheese credit cards will inevitably melt inside your wallet. 3. Your paper money will now be sticky and smell of cheese. 4. People won't like accepting smelly sticky money as payment. Lactose intolerant people may not accept your cheezy money at all. 5. Licking the bills clean wouldn't really solve the problem - at least if you do it in front of the person you are trying to pay. 6. Machines will tend to either not vaccept your money, gum up or - if advanced AIs - send for their flying robot henchmen to deal with you. 7. Your finances will be ruined and your snacks will taste of money, which really is more of an aquired taste.
I was recently given a fake £2 coin as change. First off, the middle was a bit wobbly and it only took one swipe with a carriage key to knock it out completely. Next, I noticed the quality of the design was really coarse, and the coin looked far too worn for the age. Finally, when I found a real £2 coin to compare it to, the words around the side were in a different font, were a different size and not all of them were there! Once I'd reported it to the Mid Hants Railway (who had issued it as change to me), I split it into its two parts and it was permanently removed from circulation courtesy of Locomotive No.30925 'Cheltenham' - It's a bit flat now...
I was once given a handful of £1 coins by an ex who I didn’t trust. When I put them in my works vending machine, the machine wouldn’t accept them and spat them straight back out. When I looked at the coins the only noticeable difference was they looked a slightly different shade of colour compared to other £1 coins, I can’t describe it but maybe duller and more of a matt finish. I’ve always wondered if they were fake or not?
I worked at a liquidation store as a teen, and someone came in and tried to pay for something by giving me 2 real $5 bills and 2 that were pictures of $5 bills they had printed on their home ink jet. I was like "cool I just need to call my manager real quick" and they snapped at me that I was being rude, grabbed the printed bills, and ran out, leaving the real bills behind in their panic. I was like wtf, HOW did they think they were going to get away with that? A few years later I was a shift manager at a fast food restaurant. At the beginning of an evening shift I was cashing out the register that had been used by the shift manager during the day. She had accepted a piece of paper that had a picture of a $50 on it. The pic was blurry, it was a washed out pink colour (the real bills were bright red), and it was about 30% smaller than our actual bills are. A hecking SHIFT MANAGER had accepted it. She wasn't an inexperienced kid either, she was in her 50s.
@@nathanieljefferies5491 considering the lack of other symptoms, her frequent inability to understand the basics of being an adult human, the fact that she sat in the back talking on the phone for her whole shift every shift, and she was caught skimming cash from the registers, im gonna go out on a limb and say she was just a lazy moron.
Must confess, somebody passed one of those dodgy 10 pound notes on me... didn’t notice until I tried to put it in the parking ticket machine....it wouldn’t go in the slot..😂😂😂
I used to repair railway ticket machines for a living. Over the years, I found a "pound coin" made by the Early Learning Centre, part of a £10 note with some bald black guy on the back (in blue instead of brown) and a bunch of 50 Euro notes with Chinese writing on them....
I love the Python reference. 'Nudge nudge wink wink' - It's become so ingrained into the British psyche it's not even clear at first whether it's a deliberate reference or just a phrase that's entered the vernacular, but I'm sure it was deliberate.
I worked in a shop for years and was really good at noticing fake pound coins by their sound. Fakes are lighter with a higher-frequency "clink". Of course, if there was no other change to make them clink then I was fucked. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
That reminds me of a joke, the police have arrested a counterfeit money ring and the inspector and the police chief are examining one of the fake notes. Inspector: I must say, it's a very good fake. It looks just like the real thing, theres not even a misspelling. So tell me chief, how on earth did you figure out that they were counterfeits? Chief: Erm, inspector there's no such thing as a £9 note. Inspector: Oh, err well of course.
I love Mitchell and Webb but this is outrageous (This is contagious....etc etc), the whole idea and various lines are ripped straight from an episode of Bottom. Naughty, guys. Very naughty
Funnily enough when I first saw this sketch I misread it a bit and thought it was Punts (Punts or Irish Pounds were the currency of the Republic of Ireland prior to 2002) and so I was thinking that it failed even worse as they were trying to fake discontinued Irish money which would definitely not have either a British or Dutch Monarch's face on.
Can you imagine BBC1 on Xmas Day "Here's the Queen's Speech . . . . " [Audience] BUT THATS NOT THE QUEEN! [Continuity announcer] Ye s well that wasn't *the* Queen but it was *A* Queen. (which ironically is a lot like the doorbell shop/saxophone gag M&W also did).
@@justablokepostingfunvids7137 Only if one admits it, otherwise it is dirty cheating theft ha ha. Fair enough the Python quote is in the culture, but the Bottom entire scene, and some of it is word for word. They're only brave because he died, the dirty failures.
@@demonmonsterdave tbf Robert said in his book and in an interview once he was a massive ade and rik fan and especially bottom so there’s definitely respect and fans
If I pay using notes and the till person holds my note up to see if its genuine. You watch there reaction when they give you change in a note, and you then hold that note up to the light and check it 😂
I've seen this so many times and I only just noticed that David's accent completely changes after he sees the ten punds.
Yeah they both started off with silly accents then gave up on them a minute or two in. David sounded like he was trying to sound Australian. Probably aiming for cockney.
Autotrope no its for comic effect, when gangsters meet up they have the stereotypical cockney accent, so he stops once he releases this guys an idiot .
It covers him up from all his geezer speak
expressrobkill Why do gangsters put on an accent to meet up?
You've seen the bit on why they don't do southern accents, right? 🤣
They both start off this sketch in character with different accents, but 45 seconds in and their vocals and expressions have changed and they are Mark and Jez again.
Brilliant
yeah, when the underground crime background music stops
You're right - I didn't even notice... ANYMOOOOORE! :)
They don't give a shit...and we love them for it.
Mark getting revenge on the bank he was fired from by doing Contraband with Jez 😂
"Folds away like a dream"
This is some oscar level acting here.
quietspruce are you on acid?
hold my tongue, friendo
That's the best line there by a long shot.
Nah, Olivia wasn't in this sketch.
I also appreciate how nice the copy job is on the slice of cheese, but not on the piece of paper
I work at a Supermarket, and at the end of a shift while closing up the till I noticed that a checkout operator had accepted a photo copy of a $20 note. It wasn't even double sided.
Aaron Dunn dun dun dun duuuuhhh
pop culture reference that I missed?
A friend of mine claims to have successfully gotten away with passing off a one sided photocopied $20 at a McDonald's once.
astrosteve I can't really say that truly surprises me mate considering the types of people who work at Mcdonald's.
Aaron Dunn lol no your second name is Dunn sorry it was a bad joke lol
I once made flyers with £10 notes on one side, with my face instead of the queen, and plain on the other side with the blurb. I was giving them out at the beer festival in Cambridge and a mate said "Gimme another one I've just spent it at the bar!" I think "Yeah buddy, sure you have..." but give him one anyway. The next morning I get a phone call from someone at the beer festival telling me they've found several of my fake notes in their tills when cashing up and they'd be going to the police. I told her that if anything I've highlighted how careless their staff were being, accepting inkjet printed, single sided notes of the old style ten point note. She said that being so busy they dont have time to check every note. I pointed out that the moustache on the queen should have been a giveaway...
OMG this made me laugh so much! I remember working in the student union bar and this story does ring true. Half the time the staff were only slightly less squiffy than the punters!
I’d be inclined not to believe you, but I’ve worked in the finance HQ of a large retailer who still did manually entry of all their stores weekly sales reports. This included a fake £20 that one store accepted that looked more like the ones in this sketch than the real thing.
More than once I've come home from my local (busy, dark) bar and the next day discovered a counterfeit $10 bill in my wallet. They weren't nearly as obvious as the notes you describe, but still not very convincing.
@@BlueAversion I've never understood people with your mentality and I'm not saying this to take a piss at you. I'm just genuinely curious as to how your first inclination is to not believe a person about their story. If it's not important to you or your safety does it even matter that it's a lie? And why would someone lie about something so trivial and if they did why would you care? If someone lies about shit that doesn't matter I simply think "well that person is a fuck tard" then go about my day. But to accuse someone of a lie off gate about something that doesn't affect you just seems a tad much. It's exhausting really.
I worked in a bank and found a fake $50 (Australia) that another teller had accepted from a customer. A real one is supposed to have a clear window in the corner with the Southern Cross in white stars on the window. It was a colour photocopy with a hole cut out where the window should have been, and then coated in plastic, with the stars very badly painted on with correction fluid. It felt obviously too thick, and completely smooth instead of the ridged texture of a real one, and I spotted it instantly. I showed it to the other teller, and he still wasn't sure it was fake.
“It smells of cheese. It tastes of cheese.” The loathing in his voice.
It must be made of *PETRIL!*
I love the detail that even the flag on his shirt is shitty
Didn’t notice that!
I think the shirt is inside out lol
We wanted a £10 note, like this one, only... bigger.
I tell you what it is... it's... great but what we're looking for is one just like that... but bigger. A larger one.
@@Kris.G Uh... right. I get it. Absolutely.
I see what you did there :-)
Now it’s 11 pounds.
@@flatsurfaces1913 *punds
"real credit cards taste like shit"
Also you can't make decent guitar picks out of them, they peel away layers.
I mean, he is not *wrong*
I'm sure that all depends on where you try to use them.
Of course, if you've just hired a stripper...
@xplus93 when a guitar becomes a grater
In fairness, that was some really good printwork on the cheese. I'd honestly love to have a tray of ultra-real credit card cheese slices for a dinner party.
I like the cut of your jib
- it's not even the queen
- it's a queen
Easter egg tribute to Bottom with Rik Mayell and Ade Edmondson!
"Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands, _THE_ Queen, don't sweat the small stuff!"
That ain’t the queen... it’s Danny La Rue!
@@Bellpipe41 Well, he's A queen...
Did he incur the wrath of the Skullcrusher?
The whole sketch is a tribute to rik and ade, there was an entire bottom episode based on this lol
If we didn't know who David Mitchell was, I think we'd accept him playing a twatty small-time gangster without a pause.
I was just thinking that he sort of looks at home with the slicked-back hair and the gold chains.
I want to see him in a role in a Guy Ritchie film. Running a dog fight or something
@@lughildana Sadly it would just look like stunt casting now he's so well-known, but he'd be really good at it.
Can't argue with him. Real credit cards do taste pretty bad.
Not as bad as Nintendo Switch cartridges
flawless logic
Stop using it to chop up your coke then.
Well not if you get them fresh. I usually get mine from the farmer's market. But sure if you buy from Costco or Walmart their credit cards are awful.
Credit cards taste like nothing.
This perfectly captures when one guy isn't pulling his weight at student group projects.
I mean, who isn't pulling his weight - the boss or the guy that actually does stuff?
@@remagic6432 Imagine thinking managers don't actually do any work.
@@AdamantLightLP Watch the skit again and you'll see that the boss in the skit doesn't do any work. He just comes in and thinks what his underlings did is bad (which he is right about), but he hasn't done anything himself. I'm responding to "one guy not pulling his weight at student group projects" isn't quite right, because there's only one person working. In this skit, who isn't pulling his weight? I'd say the boss.
This is not a critique of the real world lol, how did you get that.
"It's floppy."
That killed me
That's what she said
* me. *. I only liked this so there were 69 likes. I'm both a grammar correcter ...and childish!
"real credit cards taste like shit"
can confirm.
2 years later. A report on young entrepreneurs on the BBC: "... coming from obscure, some even say shady, beginnings, Pete McAlias went on to give the culinary world the hottest and hippest novelty food of the decade with his credit card themed cheese treats".
PETRIL TREATS?
@@TheDrugOfTheNation No, Cheesoid!
@@BenjaminGoose HATE SELF
His work was abysmal, but you have to respect the counterfeiter’s hustle 😂
"Things look more real when they're bigger."
“Quick which is the real one” doesn’t even mix them up, just waves them for 1/2 a second😂
To be honest, when he revealed the painting, i immediately knew it is supposed to be Van Gogh
I thought it was better. 😬
I like how they're really just Mark and Jez in this skit
TBH I wouldn't disagree about cheese credit cards being an improvement
They can't ruin your financial life and they're a convenient snack
Casey Broughton But then what about when your robot attempts to fill up your car with credit cards?
petril
2.50 surcharge every time you eat a card.
Credit cards dont ruin peoples lives people ruin peoples lives
1. You will have to carry large amounts of paper currency. 2. The cheese credit cards will inevitably melt inside your wallet. 3. Your paper money will now be sticky and smell of cheese. 4. People won't like accepting smelly sticky money as payment. Lactose intolerant people may not accept your cheezy money at all. 5. Licking the bills clean wouldn't really solve the problem - at least if you do it in front of the person you are trying to pay. 6. Machines will tend to either not vaccept your money, gum up or - if advanced AIs - send for their flying robot henchmen to deal with you. 7. Your finances will be ruined and your snacks will taste of money, which really is more of an aquired taste.
"It's an improvement on the real one. Real credit cards taste like shit." Well you can't argue with that logic.
I was recently given a fake £2 coin as change. First off, the middle was a bit wobbly and it only took one swipe with a carriage key to knock it out completely. Next, I noticed the quality of the design was really coarse, and the coin looked far too worn for the age. Finally, when I found a real £2 coin to compare it to, the words around the side were in a different font, were a different size and not all of them were there! Once I'd reported it to the Mid Hants Railway (who had issued it as change to me), I split it into its two parts and it was permanently removed from circulation courtesy of Locomotive No.30925 'Cheltenham' - It's a bit flat now...
I was once given a handful of £1 coins by an ex who I didn’t trust. When I put them in my works vending machine, the machine wouldn’t accept them and spat them straight back out. When I looked at the coins the only noticeable difference was they looked a slightly different shade of colour compared to other £1 coins, I can’t describe it but maybe duller and more of a matt finish.
I’ve always wondered if they were fake or not?
@@notmenotme614almost certainly were, at one point it was estimated that as many as 10% of pound coins were fakes
That fake Union Jack on the shirt is also a nice touch. :)
I worked at a liquidation store as a teen, and someone came in and tried to pay for something by giving me 2 real $5 bills and 2 that were pictures of $5 bills they had printed on their home ink jet. I was like "cool I just need to call my manager real quick" and they snapped at me that I was being rude, grabbed the printed bills, and ran out, leaving the real bills behind in their panic. I was like wtf, HOW did they think they were going to get away with that?
A few years later I was a shift manager at a fast food restaurant. At the beginning of an evening shift I was cashing out the register that had been used by the shift manager during the day. She had accepted a piece of paper that had a picture of a $50 on it. The pic was blurry, it was a washed out pink colour (the real bills were bright red), and it was about 30% smaller than our actual bills are. A hecking SHIFT MANAGER had accepted it. She wasn't an inexperienced kid either, she was in her 50s.
Maybe she has early onset dementia
@@nathanieljefferies5491 considering the lack of other symptoms, her frequent inability to understand the basics of being an adult human, the fact that she sat in the back talking on the phone for her whole shift every shift, and she was caught skimming cash from the registers, im gonna go out on a limb and say she was just a lazy moron.
@@suchnothing or worse, she was hired out of cronyism and she cannot be fired
@@nathanieljefferies5491 she could be, and eventually was, fired. She was awful lol.
@@suchnothing good to know your story ended with a happy ending like snow white where the witch fell off a cliff. 😊😊😊
I love how confident and dismissive he is about the whole debacle.
Must confess, somebody passed one of those dodgy 10 pound notes on me... didn’t notice until I tried to put it in the parking ticket machine....it wouldn’t go in the slot..😂😂😂
I'd love one of Robert's high quality t-shirt reproductions.
It's a flag of the middling nation of OK Britain.
I would buy a cheese-flavoured foldable credit card for ten Beatrix punds!
Seems like a bad deal. I know a guy that can hook you up with a cheese-flavoured foldable credit card for just fifty William Alexcent-ers.
😂
Ha! I knew it was supposed to be Van Gogh's Sunflowers before he said it!
Holy God. I have never seen this before. Thanks for the clips.
"Things look more real when they're bigger"
CORRECT
That's what she said
Some things are unlikely to be real when they are really big!
Good lord, when the credit card was floppy I nearly lost it.
I love his expression when the card turns out floppy.
Usual way my girlfriend looks at me..
@@saltydegen GF: "It smells of cheese. It tastes of cheese!"
"Yep, folds away like a dream"
The real scam was he got a free Tenner out of it.
David gets it back at 1:39.
He seems like a failed art student who turned to counterfeiting but can’t let go.
I used to repair railway ticket machines for a living. Over the years, I found a "pound coin" made by the Early Learning Centre, part of a £10 note with some bald black guy on the back (in blue instead of brown) and a bunch of 50 Euro notes with Chinese writing on them....
I like to imagine Pete was somehow the cause of "The Event" in "The Quiz Broadcast" segment's.
Oh yes. STAY INDOORS!
I just noticed...is the credit card being made of cheese what he meant when he said "things are looking pretty tasty"? 😂
God I miss this show
Woah! They totally borrowed this sketch from Bottom....Even down to the "It's a queen" line. This is outrageous! (This is contagious)
David Mitchell's "cockney" accent rivals Dick Van Dyke's.
I don't get it. The credit card is made out of petril?
Ya dirty shite ya Mickey.
Why Beaf Raid exist?
Hate self. Hate self. Hate self.
He said, cheese dumbass
@@wilmer89 Petril?
That's crazy. ...so crazy it might just work!
I love the Python reference. 'Nudge nudge wink wink' - It's become so ingrained into the British psyche it's not even clear at first whether it's a deliberate reference or just a phrase that's entered the vernacular, but I'm sure it was deliberate.
I honestly didn't know that came from Monty Python! Which sketch in particular?
That's just normal English. It's not connected to Monty Python any more, even if that's where the phrase originated.
@@nathangamble125 if you look it up, that particular phrase does originate from a Monty Python sketch
We all know that the real title is:
"Jeremy and Mark get into counterfeit money production."
Don't get hung up on details just what you want your counterfeiter to say.
Best clip yet
It both scares and is incredible to me that "nudge nudge, wink wink" is still in comedy today
"Say no more, say no more... "
Tell me squire, is your wife a goer?
best bit is he keeps the real 10 pound note 🙂
Umm, David keeps his own £10 note. So I'm not sure what you're referring to.
You had to look though didn't you?
Well of course I had to look!
Okay, look, forget the sketch!
Uploaded on Robert Webb’s birthday - how apt.
I've started using that's "just my ten punds worth...."
The music and opening make it look like a Guy Richi film
The money printer didn't go brrrrr, that's why he failed.
I worked in a shop for years and was really good at noticing fake pound coins by their sound. Fakes are lighter with a higher-frequency "clink". Of course, if there was no other change to make them clink then I was fucked. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
Reminds me of the scene from Bottom.
That's where they stole the idea from.
Woah an M&W I haven’t seen before?!?!
That last product could actually sell quite well!
Sheer unadulterated genius.
To be fair I just checked and yes, it is true that real credit cards do not taste good.
I do agree the (former) Dutch queen looks much better on the notes...
not gonna lie, when i saw that painting, van Gogh's Sunflower was indeed the first thing that came to mind....
Plus it says bank of toyland on the back
I like how they used the Dutch queen
Say what you will, that is an improvement on the taste
Reminds me of that guy in the US who paid for gas with an $80 bill.
That reminds me of a joke, the police have arrested a counterfeit money ring and the inspector and the police chief are examining one of the fake notes.
Inspector: I must say, it's a very good fake. It looks just like the real thing, theres not even a misspelling. So tell me chief, how on earth did you figure out that they were counterfeits?
Chief: Erm, inspector there's no such thing as a £9 note.
Inspector: Oh, err well of course.
I love Mitchell and Webb but this is outrageous (This is contagious....etc etc), the whole idea and various lines are ripped straight from an episode of Bottom. Naughty, guys. Very naughty
Funnily enough when I first saw this sketch I misread it a bit and thought it was Punts (Punts or Irish Pounds were the currency of the Republic of Ireland prior to 2002) and so I was thinking that it failed even worse as they were trying to fake discontinued Irish money which would definitely not have either a British or Dutch Monarch's face on.
I have to say I'm surprised the gem doesn't appear higher in the comments :) "Things look more real when they're bigger"
This sketch was the second choice for the segue into "Cheesoid".
Can you imagine BBC1 on Xmas Day
"Here's the Queen's Speech . . . . "
[Audience] BUT THATS NOT THE QUEEN!
[Continuity announcer] Ye s well that wasn't *the* Queen but it was *A* Queen.
(which ironically is a lot like the doorbell shop/saxophone gag M&W also did).
The totally botched Union Jack T-shirt is a nice touch
A few nods to bottom and monty python in this sketch 👏
I'm not sure if it's a nod. More like they just copied the idea.
@@demonmonsterdave imitation is flattery I suppose lol
@@justablokepostingfunvids7137 Only if one admits it, otherwise it is dirty cheating theft ha ha. Fair enough the Python quote is in the culture, but the Bottom entire scene, and some of it is word for word. They're only brave because he died, the dirty failures.
@@demonmonsterdave tbf Robert said in his book and in an interview once he was a massive ade and rik fan and especially bottom so there’s definitely respect and fans
@@justablokepostingfunvids7137 Sure. That''s why it's wrong to blatantly copy.
yay the Netherlands is talked about
Webb's character here is the most like Super Hans.
Classic.
Think I've found a few of them in my till
This vid was released on Robert Webb’s 43rd birthday
the Dutch queen wasnt on Dutch paper money, only on coins. Our paper money had artists, firetower, bird etc
He seems to be a counterfeit counterfeiter. A terrible imitation of one.
Haha, this was rippe.... *cough* inspired, by Bottom
They might be on to something with the cheese credit cards!
This was like dealing with Chris Swindles 🤣
I think we can start using cheese visas, might make shopping interesting.
He did say they were looking pretty tasty. Like cheese.
I was waitinf for the Turner Prize winner, but his stuff was too good.
That's many references to Dutch people
One of my favourites ❤ Anyone else weirdly attracted to Webb in this sketch??
Nup. He's clearly been hanging around with Super Hans too much too!
Things look more real when they are bigger !!! gEnIoUs!
oh yeah yeah
He jezed it
If I pay using notes and the till person holds my note up to see if its genuine. You watch there reaction when they give you change in a note, and you then hold that note up to the light and check it 😂
And he didn't even need Cheezoid!
The last line kills me 😂
He barely said that last line with a straight face haha.
I couldn't get my color printer to print a Diners club image on Gouda slices.
He must be using some special kind of cheese. Hmmm???
they do too
Artistic vision vs Committee Design.