Act 1 0:04 The Call to Action 0:05 Refusal of the Call 0:09 Crossing the Threshold Act 2 0:10 Rising Action 0:14 Obstacle 0:20 Obstacle 0:24 Revelation (Big Twist) 0:42 Disaster 0:46 The Crisis 0:51 Final Confrontation (Climax) Act 3 1:00 Descending Action 1:03 Return to Status Quo 1:05 The End
My boyfriend used to have a borzoi. Once, a child pointed at it and said « look, Mum, the weird dog! », to which her mother answered « don’t be silly, this is a goat! ». So for the majestic borzoi! 😂😂😂
My grandpa was a Siberian hunter. He told me, that his borzoi had a 0% fail rate as a hunter dog. I was so proud of my grandpa. I moved as a child to Germany and visited this Russian village 20 years later as an adult man. We collected us on fire and I told a story about my dead grandpa and his 0% fail rate hunter dog and everybody laughed me out. I asked why and super unique beautiful looking Russian girl next to me sad, that ALL borzoi dogs are 0% fail rate hunter dogs. Thats the story of my "legendary" grandpa.
Confirmative: I had a female Borzoi who had a 0% fail rate on Rabbits and on Deers. The Rabbits she was allowed to eat and te Deers not, hence, she catched up with them and then watched the Deers flee into the forest. Great Sight Hounds, fast hunters and very gentle to people. :-)
@@ryanvinklarek8080 I mean, their original purpose was to help hunt wolves, which are much larger and stronger than yotes. I'd assume you could, but it's a matter of should you? Coyote bites are pretty nasty.
Dogs really are a pleasure to have especially when they get so exited and happy running around like a mad man like this you can't help but smile and laugh
I love how no matter how strange looking a dog breed is, they still just act like dogs. Like you look at this thing and you expect it to phase through the ground or go make an egg sandwhich, but it's just a different shaped dog.
My High School Groundsman had one of these and over many years I earned his Trust and that of his Dog until eventually I was allowed to walk the Dog during My lunchtimes. Magnificent Dog. Brilliant for Me because I was never allowed a Dog of My own.
😂😂This reminds me of my old dog Kyro the German Sheppard, he loved outside and nature, as soon as the lead is off this is what happened, freedom to run lol the hose pipe was another form of fun he chased the stream of water and would try and bite it . The glee in the faces you can see the dogs smile. Beautiful dog
It’s both ugly and beautiful, horrifying yet noble, scraggly but elegant, skittish and bold, clumsy yet graceful… This canine is the most pleasant yet disturbing oxymoron I’ve ever seen, if I had one it’d sit on a throne with a name like Sir Duke Zovehazard Fettuccine the 1st of Appalachia, and his crown would be made of gold.👑 Long live the Borzoi 👑
Horses are such majestic creatures creatures!
That’s not a horse that’s a cat
@@redacted6169 You sure it's not a gazelle?
@@naturazpolski9213 it's definitely a goose
It's a weasel.
@@hollylaufeyson6646 no, no definitely not. It’s clearly a very elegant cow.
Never thought I would describe a dog's run as "galloping."
He's adorable.
That's the only way my dog runs lol
Most four-legged animals turn to galloping after a certain speed. In fact, when Horses' gaits we're studied they observed dogs' were nearly identical.
All the sight hounds, greyhounds and related breeds, gallop a lot while running. That's why they're so fast.
@@crisbowman oh my god someone who actually uses the apostrophe after the s rule for once ?????
@@two-to-tango ye, but I capitalized the H for some reaon
Edit: *reason, help I'm dying
I love how he plays dead at 0:49, he even does the exaggerated 'mouth open, oh no i'm dead!' routine lol, beautiful personality on this long one.
I love that part lol
Such a talented actor
I love that he looks up then flops back down.
я сам умер на этом моменте🤣
STEVEN!
He stronk,
He fonk,
But most importantly...
*HE LONK*
VERY LONK indeed
What's fonk??
@@ping5825
fonk
funk
funkus
fungus
@@user-bl4oq7fd8d 😰😰
@@user-bl4oq7fd8d funky
Act 1
0:04 The Call to Action
0:05 Refusal of the Call
0:09 Crossing the Threshold
Act 2
0:10 Rising Action
0:14 Obstacle
0:20 Obstacle
0:24 Revelation (Big Twist)
0:42 Disaster
0:46 The Crisis
0:51 Final Confrontation (Climax)
Act 3
1:00 Descending Action
1:03 Return to Status Quo
1:05 The End
This comment is gold oh my god!!
The amount of effort you put into this it just deserves more likes
So creative lmao
This may be the best comment ever left on UA-cam.
Best comment I've ever read, just made my day thanks 🐎
best. comment. EVER!
what a beautiful long boy
*snoot
*boi
*girl
@@Kshipss boi, there are wiener and beans
*Horse
Reasons why I'd love to have a borzoi: So i can witness shenanigans like this on a regular basis. This is so pure, and hilarious and I love it
Reasons why I'd love to have a borzoi: is looooong
hehe long head dogi
Reasons why I'd love to have a borzoi:goofy ahh dog
Reasons why I'd love to have a borzoi:
LORD FOOG THE 2ST
Reasons why I'd love to have a borzoi: mee mee do eet four you
Borzois are so beautiful and majestic, but to see one just dogging out and having fun makes me love them all the more! ^_^
no they give me anxiety
@@m0-m0597 what
@@eater9494 help they are coming for mee
@@m0-m0597 they are in your walls watching you run run you have to run as far as you can
@@m0-m0597 run mo mo run
He did it for you 🥺
Kermie
Didn’t he do it for you 😢
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY!!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Looks like the lovechild of a hyperactive horse and a particularly stretched weasel.
I love this majestic creature.
My boyfriend used to have a borzoi. Once, a child pointed at it and said « look, Mum, the weird dog! », to which her mother answered « don’t be silly, this is a goat! ». So for the majestic borzoi! 😂😂😂
KEKW
Goat 😭😂
LMAO
I mean, Borzoi ARE the GOAT so they were both right!
I mean they are horse goats
How does he manage to look so majestic and goofy at the same time? 😂
Not a dog, he is a horse!
권택민 It's skinny sheep high on LSD...
A horse?
Definitely a 🐎
A dorse
That, my friend, is a H O R S O I
It appears that the youtube algorithm has declared that I must watch Borzoi's now
Ah. Not just me then.
I dont know why the algorithm decided to bless me with these majestic Horses, but I take it!
Jokes aside Borzois are my absolute Favorite breed.
Wow it’s always great to see a happy dog
He is experiencing the shit outta that grass😅 a miracle it is
Flight of the Valkeries is the perfect peice for this cute and zany doggo! I love Borzois!!!
*RIDE of the Valkyries. It's supposed to sound like horses galloping.
Unicorns shed their horns and regrow them on an annual basis. Here we see a young unicorn in its post-shed frenzy
I love it when they swim in the long grass like that 😆
Didn't I do it for you
Didn't I do it for you
When all I do is for you
Kermi
This dog runs in slow motion!
When the music and side shuffle started through grass he emerged like something created from the gods themselves 💫🙌
Boop the long snoot
My grandpa was a Siberian hunter. He told me, that his borzoi had a 0% fail rate as a hunter dog. I was so proud of my grandpa. I moved as a child to Germany and visited this Russian village 20 years later as an adult man. We collected us on fire and I told a story about my dead grandpa and his 0% fail rate hunter dog and everybody laughed me out. I asked why and super unique beautiful looking Russian girl next to me sad, that ALL borzoi dogs are 0% fail rate hunter dogs.
Thats the story of my "legendary" grandpa.
Confirmative: I had a female Borzoi who had a 0% fail rate on Rabbits and on Deers.
The Rabbits she was allowed to eat and te Deers not, hence, she catched up with them and then watched the Deers flee into the forest. Great Sight Hounds, fast hunters and very gentle to people. :-)
I wonder if you could train them to kill coyotes
@@ryanvinklarek8080 probably
@@ryanvinklarek8080
I mean, their original purpose was to help hunt wolves, which are much larger and stronger than yotes. I'd assume you could, but it's a matter of should you? Coyote bites are pretty nasty.
That is an amazing story.
Dogs really are a pleasure to have especially when they get so exited and happy running around like a mad man like this you can't help but smile and laugh
I LOVE THIS LEG HORSE
He runs so flawlessly 😭❤️
I’ve never seen such a adorable goose
such a majestic noodle horse
“Let me do it for you, krimmey”
Honestly, this is one of my favourite videos, ever.
I love long noodle boi
HE DID IT FOR YOU
I love the look back like, “Do you think I’m dead?”
I have a female Borzoi and she can run SUUUUUUPER FAST
Awwwwww he’s so LOOOOONG
She so clear communicate her play steps how lovely
DIDNT I DO IT FOR YOU KERMIE
What a cutie I love him
I love how no matter how strange looking a dog breed is, they still just act like dogs. Like you look at this thing and you expect it to phase through the ground or go make an egg sandwhich, but it's just a different shaped dog.
Look at this tomfoolery
Had a really bad day at school, this cheered me up a bit. I'm still feeling down but at least it isn't so bad anymore.
Absolutely adorable noodle dog
didn'tidoitforyou
Aaaah, I finally understand. Borzois were bred to have long snoots to optimise airflow when they get the zoomies.
Didn’t I do it for you…
This long boi,
The cure to my depression,
his simple happy-to-be-alive outlook makes the world not seem so bad.
...Didn't I do it for you?
you know why were here
You’re right.
Every dog _does_ deserve a theme song
This just makes me happy. Thank you for uploading this :)
he's DOING IT FOR US
Lol! What a character! I love it! 😄🐕💕🐾🐾
What a gorgeous alpaca
you have a beautiful horse
Such a happy horse! Magnificent! Also lovely music, haha
look at this adorable narrow little boy
I love it when dogs do that weird excited run.
What an incredible dog! Absolutely beautiful and majestic!😍💕
What a goofball. 😆 Warm wishes from Minnesota!
Gotta be one of the funniest dogs, love it
Thanks for posting this it made me smile 🩷🩷🩷
Am I the only one that thought "Didn't I do it for you" effect was gonna play but realized date the video was uploaded?
This dog gives me extreme Vietnam-type flashbacks to seeing a skinwalker in a soybean field at 2am... that was some good weed... good old vietnam
My High School Groundsman had one of these and over many years I earned his Trust and that of his Dog until eventually I was allowed to walk the Dog during My lunchtimes.
Magnificent Dog.
Brilliant for Me because I was never allowed a Dog of My own.
Im not sure why im getting so much borzoi content on my feed but tbh im not gonna complain
Хорошая собачка.
please tell your beautiful spaghetti horse i love him
What a cute, happy (and pretty), dog!! 😃❤️
Such a beautiful creature
*breath in*
*B O R Z O I*
Flight of a Valkyrie...an upholstered Greyhound dashing about. Borzois are WAYY goofier than their less hirsute cousins. 🤣😘👍💕🐾🐾
*RIDE of the Valkyries.
😂😂This reminds me of my old dog Kyro the German Sheppard, he loved outside and nature, as soon as the lead is off this is what happened, freedom to run lol the hose pipe was another form of fun he chased the stream of water and would try and bite it . The glee in the faces you can see the dogs smile. Beautiful dog
What a majestic creature
😍Damn! I'm melting!😍
This is my favorite bird
I'm not even a dog lover, I have lots of cats.. but I absolutely adore this creature!!
0:42
the way he flicks his little pawsies around kills me ♡
Ride of the Valkyries and this beautiful Borzoi....perfection! ❤
he zoom
Собачье счастье❤️
I loved this so much. ❤
The music fits so perfectly 😭
pablo is so handsome
He acts like one of those rescue horses who have never seen grass before lol
Look at this goofy ah fellow. What a silly looking fellow. Extremely adorable I must admit.
I don’t know why UA-cam suddenly decided I needed to see this but boy am I glad it did
There is more coming....
русская псовая борзая прекраснейшая порода!
Lol having had a few of these myself I can confidently say youd have a hell of a job brushing him after these shenanigans 😂
The let me do it for you dog. The legend
long, luscious green grass like that would give anyone the zoomies ♡
What a majestic creature
great choice of music
What a crazy lil creature, I love him!
Adorable 😊
didn't i do it for you
It’s both ugly and beautiful, horrifying yet noble, scraggly but elegant, skittish and bold, clumsy yet graceful…
This canine is the most pleasant yet disturbing oxymoron I’ve ever seen, if I had one it’d sit on a throne with a name like Sir Duke Zovehazard Fettuccine the 1st of Appalachia, and his crown would be made of gold.👑 Long live the Borzoi 👑
same could be said about your mother
Common borzois W
What a beautiful horse!
What a perfect time to get this in my recommended. Thank you, Borzoi my beloved.