Gavin's Stupid Cup Thing - RT Podcast Vessyl Compilation
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Zero cups were given in the making of this video.
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283, 286, 305, 358, 368, 412, 473, 484
Can’t believe Rooster Teeth ended before they got the Vessyl cup
This compilation is actually really well made, unlike the vessyl
vessyl*
This compilation was actually made unlike the vessyl
@Naters Eh, fuck you. I think it's cool.
Oliver Xu Don’t think disagreeing on a valid opinion really calls for that, bruh.
@@mathunit1 agreed
The "Days Without Cup" Counter is by far my favorite part of this. Don't get me wrong, the entire video is so well made. But that counter is phenomenal.
Jacob Cox My favorite part was the ending: "... Fair use or whatever. Sue me."😂😂😂
Holy shit I never noticed it lol.
I still can't figure it out, because Burnie was saying 3 years for the cup but the counter was only at 435, which is about a year and a third?
A lovely font
Gosh, how dare you have one particular part that stood out as your favorite... e_e
Gavin Free-"It seems like they're putting technology into all the dumbest stuff now"
Also Gavin Free- "I want a toilet seat that will tell you how heavy your dump is"
Liam Gompf I would make that a challenge so fast!
“Welcome back! Your standing record is still 145 grams.”
actually kinda doable...
make a toilet seat that is also a scale.
see howmuch you weigh when you first sit down
then again when done
does the math automatically
you gotta pick our feet up off the floor for the reading to be accurate
@@aarondesch or just shit on a scale (also do-able)
Gavin Free- Leg toaster
World- What?
Gavin Free- It's a toaster, but on your leg
Or a bin that runs on batteries for no reason.
Every vessyl cup buyer now will receive one free hour in the ball pit as compensation
so wait... would that go to Gavin or Burnie?
Wolfox, it would go to Bernie (because he's the person who filled out the purchase) who will then gift it to Gavin.
i legit just watched this video
Yeah the desh con reference
@@iceebear5161 Dashcon*
Boy that convention was terrible.
Days without cup: 3145. For context, I started college the month the Vessel was first mentioned on the RT podcast….. I finish my doctorate this May.
👏👏👏
Congrats!
So Burnie started out saying the cup was $90, and then 1,163 days later (3.18 years) he said it was $100
That means the interest rate of Burnie's memory is about 3.36% per year.
Which is actually pretty close to the government metric for annual inflation so ... fair play.
It actually did cost $99 though. He low-balled it when he originally said it cost 90 bucks.
@@DECODEDVFX That is incredibly disappointing to me.
Darin Lunde all that math for nothing.
Resistance trash....
Jk
@@DECODEDVFX why did you take away my happiness
Vessyl is the Fyre Festival of cups
It even has the same stupid Y
@@arshiaafrin3656 Jesus Christ youre right
I'm wary of anything with an unnecessary y
nope, because at least Fyre Festival technically existed
Except people got prosecuted for Fyre Festival, whereas apparently Mark One got off scot-free.
If anyone is curious a week ago on Podcast #534 they mentioned this compilation and brought up the vessyl again.
Burnie never got his money back. XD
Shoutout to the person in the reddit screenshot calling Burnie "Daddy Burns"
I mean are they wrong?
@@jadelily18 as a straight male, no, no they are most definitely not wrong. He and Geoff paved the road for online entertainment, and it's incredible
@@zach23ize Daddy burns is my favorite burns
"Always look at Daddy Burns goods"
~Yang Xiao Long
@@zach23ize wait you agree but also think they're wrong?
Take a shot every time Burnie says “it’s been like 4 years” when the counter hasn’t reached 4 years yet
I need a cup that tells me if someone has put roofies in it.
do you get roofied that much
I think that exists actually !
I mean that nail polish exists
I think they make the drinking straw equivalent of that
@@dannyboy4648 yeah I've definitely seen a straw that does this
I haven't watched the podcasts in a while and when I saw the title, I thought he'd finally received it. Guess Not!
Same here, I really thought Gavin finally got that stupid fuckin cup. Sad times.
I haven't listened either for about a year. Is it still the main 4 of them? I found it less and less interesting as the company expanded and I connected less to the content. Still love the team and company just found it harder to connect with the content.
David Kreutzkamp wow what a coincidence i stopped listening to the podcast a little over a year ago and I have the same problem with the company and all the new employees too but I recently picked it back up and the majority of the podcasts are Gus, Gavin, Barbara, Burnie, and Gus still. Theres a few more podcast with other guests but 2 or 3 of the regular 4 are on it 95% of the time. There’s obviously a few podcasts with unfamiliar faces but I just skip the ones with casts I don’t like. The podcast is still pretty much the same if you enjoyed a few years ago.
Man, my podcast crew was called drunk tank and consisted of Gus, Burnie, Geoff and Joel. God, those were the days.
Honestly same
8 years from now a similar cup will just show up at Walmart, and gavin will get sent like 50 of them xD
This needs to be an ongoing bit...it's been nearly a year since our last live update on the status of the stupid cup (18/3/19 will be a year) and while we all know no cups will be given, we still need an update, I feel. If only for the comedy of it.
Go to last week's podcast #534. They brought up the vessyl and the compilation.
You put water init an it tells you there's worter init.
I love the disclaimer at the end, "It's used for entertainment purposes. Or whatever. Sue me." I literally laughed out loud. I llol'ed.
I rewatch this a couple times a year and it still makes me giggle
"They don't do the thing": Burnie Burns
I love how so much time passed that Burnie’s beard literally started getting grey
“They are thieves and should be sued”
-Gus
Congratulations on having Gavin tweet your video! Hard work always pays off, I guess ^^
I can't tell you how much I enjoyed this compilation. Every now and then I wonder if the cups come out and roosterteeths reaction (dont watch the podcast as much as I used to) and now I know. Thank you :)
The “days without cup” counter really makes this video. Well done.
I don't often get to watch/listen to the podcasts so I love random compilations like these - holy shit what a goddamn ruse on a cup. xD
“Fair use or whatever. Sue me” 😂😂😂😂
WOW this is probably the most well made RT Compilation I have ever seen, and I wish all RT Compilation were this well made, good job😊
I buggering didn’t
the just mentioned it again on the latest podcast
But you're not gonna tell us a summary of what they said?
@@TheRussell747 nah
Funny thing. They brought it up again on the pancake podcast
when?
@@theunholysmirk near the beginning. Somewhere within the first 20 minutes
@@theunholysmirk around 17 minutes
Great job! Here are the sources I've got so far:
#283 at 16:34-17:32
#286 at 21:07
#305 at 30:20/33:38
#343 at 10:09/12:50 (brief)
#358 at 41:58-42:42/51:27-52:26
#484 at 1:23:52
#534 at ~17:02/24:13
You sir, you are a saint.
I'm one of those guys who can actually say I've followed this saga since it started 😂
vessyl backer here; still mad about it
hey heres a question *why would you back that in the first place*
@@ujlt7198 I don't know why someone would spend $99 on it, but if it was cheaper, I could see someone getting it 4 the meme just to see if it was accurate at all.
UJ LT it could probably be helpful for diets and stuff like that.
Wow, old thread. Yes - equally for the lulz and to track my hydration with a bit more detail. This is now well handled by my LifeFuels bottle!
@@iterativegrowth Don't feel bad. Atleast you didn't back Solar Roadways.
Not this fucking cup again.
I laughed, a lot.
90% of companies using traditional financing models fail. We should not be surprised that kickstarter has a similar failure rate.
huh, forgot Barbara went brunette for a while. Bit weird
So are we just going to ignore how badly she's aged? She's gone from a 9.5 to a 7 while still supposed to be in her prime....
@@malchir4036 rude
@@malchir4036 lmao what?
@@malchir4036 bruh she is still beautiful imo. You're standards are pretty fuckin unrealistic.
Cyance man you’re an asshole
we need to get a fan to actually make a vessyl cup and send it to Gavin
Thank you for this
“And the team here has been working so hard to make a product” and it should have cut off there
It could never work because they'd have to make an accurate mass spectrometer fit inside a cup
Last I heard, mass spectrometer technology has improved to the point where the whole apparatus can be roughly the size of a microwave, but I'm pretty sure that breakthrough came a few years after the Vessyl was announced.
Sammie1053 particularly astute people might also realise that a microwave is still bigger than a damn cup
@@kattastic9999 That's my point, bud.
The last time I heard the word "mass spectrometer", a resonance cascade happened... Maybe it's for the best this cup didn't come out...
Thanks for this compilation!
He probably finally received it, it worked and that's why Burnie dipped.
Another year later 2020 no cup yet boys
With the amount that rooster teeth is worth, they should make the cup themselves.
"Days without cup" hahaha perfect!!!
This is reminding me of the air umbrella
Great work! I hope you make more
It's so interesting to watch something linearly pan out.
Love the ending. Fair use or whatever, sue me. XD
I'm sure I saw all of these podcasts, why don't I remember ANY of these conversations? It's the first time I hear about this cup
Hahahahaha good job man I’ve been following that vessel story for fucking years now 🤣
We need a website that displays the exact amount of time Gavin has been without said cup.
Watching this video made me wonder “Is this a Ponzi Scheme, I think this is a Ponzi Scheme”
It's not a Ponzi scheme, it's just a scam.
the disclaimer was the best part of the video. lol.
The podcast just isn't the same without Burnie. I will deeply miss all of his tirades.
“Days without cup”
“A dumb drink thing you drink out of”
I wouldn’t say “sue me,” there’s someone out there who will
This technology actually exists now though, Google's Soli Project can differentiate between materials and tell you what liquid is in a cup.
Mats Danielsen probably because Google hires competent people who can actually make a product.
@@sylvrwolflol or they stole vessyls technology
@@blah7676 What technology? They took 5 years to decide on plastic for their cup.
@@sylvrwolflol okay Google shill
blah7676 vessyl didn’t have anything to “steal.” What burnie says is correct, they almost had a cup.
I like how the price kept going up
Babs hair at 1:40 is lookin good.
this is amazing . i love it 💛✌️
Omg I forgot about this 😂😂 ty
Never pre-order
1:18 what the fuck, first Geoff wears a Dismemberment Plan shirt (in that dead island trailer reaction video) and now Gus
What are the odds the day before the podcast they talk about the vessel this is uploaded
I like how this compliation also did not deliver on the cup shown.
I remember listening to the first like 5 of these lmao
There's a device you can stick food into so it can tell you if it has nut traces in it. It's for people with life-threatening allergies, but I don't know how effective or convenient it is to use.
Good video; great editing. UA-cam is a hard game to tackle.
I'm calling my friend who is kind of like a lawyer, his name rhymes with Gus.
Wow, can't believe I forgot about this stupid cup!
Will it tell me how much Headlight Fluid is in it?
Quality dude!
You good shit man, props
The fyre festival of cups
So did Gavin ever get the vessyl
No, no he didn’t
They’ve ALMOST made the CUP
Huh another fun fact on my birthday cool
So. Has it been made, like the proper one
Has nothing to do with the cup, but I love Barb's shirt in the last clip
It's a shame Burnie left the rt podcast, it has felt kind of bland ever since.
I agree. Guys is kinda like the voice of cynicism and Burnie helped balanced it out with his enthusiasm. Without Burnie, the podcast seems more like a downer at times.
Nah, but now he has left all of Rooster teeth.
@@Zxphr. unfortunate
That ending 😂
God I remimber the first podcast shown in the video
This is such a miss opportunity to just see how dumb it is to use.😂
The only use this technology could have is to put it into bowl form, then use it for proms and frat parties to make sure no one pours liquor into the punch bowl.
I've been burned on Kickstarter with the gokey I don't go near that robbing website no more
Gokey? Like a fucked up goku? Why the hell were you funding that?
Vessyl; the Fyre Festival of cups.
5:29 is that the same soundbite the Escapist website used to use?
Every crowd funded flop like this should result in legal action, I can understand investing in an idea and hoping it comes to fruition but many like vessel make it seem like the product is almost good to go and they just need a few bucks to get it over the line and into your hands... Which is obviously a big fat lie
I know they were joking about how you know what you put in your cup, but imagine how great it would be for bars or women going to frat house parties and shit, it could be programmed to set off and alarm if some one put a roofie in it or something
I love how the cup got exponentially more expensive every time someone asked Burnie how much the cup costs.
“It’s was like 90 bucks”
“I paid almost 99 dollars”
“It’s like a cup over a hundred dollars”
That's not even close to what "exponentially" means.
AJ shut your fuck
@@Aman2theV Okay, I did that. What next?
.....wow over the course of 4 years he’s off by $10 bucks
AJ now he wants to do to it again...but exponentially more shutting
I’ll miss you Burnie
I just watched this right now and now I’m pissed
Best poorly planned product ever.
I'm genuinely curious about how he can't get his money back. He paid for a thing... but didn't get the thing. Has to be illegal!
The thing is that he doesn't care enough to go through the process.
im pretty sure i saw a cup or some shit that basically just tells you the exact volume of liquid in it. nad it was actually a product
Oh yeah, I have one of those, it has a handle and a pour spout and says "Pyrex" on the side. Great for cooking.
saw the most recent version of the vitamix at the state fair last year, it would connect to your phone could tell you exactly how much of each ingredient you put in (in both mass/volume and cups/tablespoons) so you never had to measure. ludicrous price but neat technology
Barbara was an absolute smokeshow damn
still no cup
I mean it did made an impact. It taught me to never trust in shitty crowdfunded projects and kickstarters.