Dad Jokes.

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  • @yourworstnightmare4410
    @yourworstnightmare4410 Рік тому +17615

    If I ever have kids these jokes will flow

  • @zepher_god123
    @zepher_god123 Рік тому +8369

    “You already knew that?”
    *sad violin music in the background*

    • @SCPguy
      @SCPguy Рік тому +121

      Oh boohoo, let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin

    • @xtremesssss
      @xtremesssss Рік тому +33

      @@SCPguy 💀

    • @nexon_ly
      @nexon_ly Рік тому +21

      ​@@SCPguy 😂

    • @Zenikai_
      @Zenikai_ Рік тому +23

      @@SCPguy :'( "why are you crying mr.crabs?" "I broke the rules smallest violin"

    • @emyriandragon2277
      @emyriandragon2277 Рік тому +7

      That’s how they learned his sons gf was pregnant

  • @nvincipality6371
    @nvincipality6371 Рік тому +2756

    At the end he wasn't disappointed. Just concerned on whether or not his son has become a dad himself

    • @Komodo...
      @Komodo... 10 місяців тому +13

      SUSAMOGUS

    • @1WATT_LASER_POWER
      @1WATT_LASER_POWER 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Komodo... Who google mean by "their"

    • @just_a_random_lonely_man
      @just_a_random_lonely_man 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@1WATT_LASER_POWERme too bro, it translates sus into their

    • @Komodo...
      @Komodo... 10 місяців тому +3

      @@1WATT_LASER_POWER Thanks bro lemme fix that

    • @Clinically_Insanee
      @Clinically_Insanee 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@@just_a_random_lonely_mantranslates into comfortable

  • @davvison8548
    @davvison8548 Рік тому +1559

    45 cents joke is underrated af

    • @reginaosuji1743
      @reginaosuji1743 8 місяців тому +8

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @kangwakowa8370
      @kangwakowa8370 7 місяців тому +3

      The introduction was gold👌😎

    • @user-zs2pc7uo7t
      @user-zs2pc7uo7t 7 місяців тому +1

      yeah I actually laughed😂😂

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 7 місяців тому +1

      Isn't underrated.Dude himself said" Funny, that's actually a good one."

    • @Infernape1998
      @Infernape1998 4 місяці тому

      I figured out that joke to some extent, but it still was a fantastic delivery. But it wasn’t delivery, it was Digiorno.

  • @allizebeth
    @allizebeth Рік тому +3613

    this guy really said, I invaded your childhood and took all your memories

  • @Foxyexe143
    @Foxyexe143 Рік тому +1295

    Dad puns are the best puns

  • @devkathuria6834
    @devkathuria6834 Рік тому +211

    The tooth hurt-y joke always gets me 😭✨

  • @BlastDN
    @BlastDN 11 місяців тому +97

    these are father moments that make u love your childhood

  • @katherinenienstedt3036
    @katherinenienstedt3036 Рік тому +4731

    “When does a joke become a dad joke?”
    “When it becomes apparent.”

    • @whitecamel4538
      @whitecamel4538 Рік тому +181

      Get out !!!!

    • @CC7_AMP
      @CC7_AMP Рік тому

      @@whitecamel4538 how can you breathe from your back
      with backpipes

    • @JustTheMainCharacter
      @JustTheMainCharacter Рік тому +155

      Leave 🚪

    • @HN-ux4ho
      @HN-ux4ho Рік тому +190

      WHO’S DAD IS ON UA-cam?

    • @ronaldocf7
      @ronaldocf7 Рік тому +64

      I knew where this was going from a dude perfect stereotype video

  • @violetdavis9500
    @violetdavis9500 Рік тому +506

    just wait till they hit you with the “dad im hungry” “nice to meet you hungry im dad”

    • @syppie6510
      @syppie6510 Рік тому +17

      *proceeds to go to take candy from the van driver*

    • @Kyrah-Mae
      @Kyrah-Mae Рік тому +8

      my mom says that lol

    • @themagician2008
      @themagician2008 Рік тому +10

      I always reply "hi dad I'm hungry" and the first time he was to stunned to speak

    • @broganmckenna9708
      @broganmckenna9708 Рік тому

      Me trying to find this vid…… when I do ..bruh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @willow5991
      @willow5991 11 місяців тому +3

      My dad does that for example the hungry one and I'll say I'm bored and he'll say hi bored I'm dad

  • @madilynanticouni8543
    @madilynanticouni8543 Рік тому +896

    you will be a great father.

    • @needless974
      @needless974 10 місяців тому +6

      He looked like a whole snack in that bathroom scene

    • @elHobbito3
      @elHobbito3 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@needless974bruh

    • @tanaykumar1043
      @tanaykumar1043 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@needless974ayo

  • @Random-vids11
    @Random-vids11 11 місяців тому +4

    I’m showing this to my dad now he will LOVE IT

  • @CS-ci7ik
    @CS-ci7ik Рік тому +422

    This is too accurate

  • @kalpanasapale9913
    @kalpanasapale9913 Рік тому +457

    I'm trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these

    • @SaturnRingersonVI
      @SaturnRingersonVI Рік тому +46

      Hi, trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these, I'm dad

    • @sisanity3614
      @sisanity3614 Рік тому +14

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI 💀💀💀

    • @skyrx_edits
      @skyrx_edits Рік тому +6

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI 😂

    • @doctornick17
      @doctornick17 Рік тому +3

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

    • @kidthunderboi2009
      @kidthunderboi2009 Рік тому +1

      @SpeedGamer same

  • @FirstLast-pk4od
    @FirstLast-pk4od 10 місяців тому +58

    First guy on UA-cam to not wear clothes in the shower.

    • @jellychaser7011
      @jellychaser7011 8 місяців тому +1

      Well I don’t think we can justify he doesn’t have any form of leg wear but I hope he does wear something

    • @Wassup_bruh
      @Wassup_bruh 4 місяці тому

      He was still wearing his watch, tho. Is that a thing? Do people really take showers wearing their watches?

    • @SuperMarioWowza67
      @SuperMarioWowza67 Місяць тому +1

      @@Wassup_bruhi sometimes do

  • @raianaratti9943
    @raianaratti9943 Рік тому +18

    he already knew the dad joke so
    Part 2: "dad, i'm a dad"

  • @annamyres
    @annamyres Рік тому +135

    If we already know the joke dads be acting like we cheated on them with another dad 😭😭💀

  • @theveryaveragegamer9865
    @theveryaveragegamer9865 Рік тому +94

    You missed the part where the son starts telling dad jokes, slowly becoming their father.

    • @AnOnlineDweller
      @AnOnlineDweller 10 місяців тому +1

      I love this comment lol

    • @theveryaveragegamer9865
      @theveryaveragegamer9865 10 місяців тому

      @@AnOnlineDweller And I love you random citizen.

    • @MrSirWivd
      @MrSirWivd 9 місяців тому

      ​@@theveryaveragegamer9865i understood that referance

  • @VictorianError
    @VictorianError Рік тому +8

    “You already knew that?”
    “Yeah”
    “Well, you’re grounded”

  • @CreatorMaxie
    @CreatorMaxie 2 місяці тому +4

    The happiness of seeing a father be so happy is a priceless item to buy.

  • @heromaster3884
    @heromaster3884 Рік тому +348

    The only unrealistic thing in this video is that the dude thanked his dad for getting an appointment at the dentist💀💀☠

    • @cringefailtastic
      @cringefailtastic Рік тому +14

      Nah, it'd be unrealistic if it was a little kid. A young adult would be thankful because they know they need to go to the dentist, but hate making doctors appointments

    • @Lily_Lily_Maia
      @Lily_Lily_Maia Рік тому +7

      And that he opened the shower while his dad was right there 😂

  • @catelerasofficial
    @catelerasofficial Рік тому +42

    Cyno with his dad jokes and Tighnari 😅

    • @snazziera9407
      @snazziera9407 Рік тому +1

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @derekleif4397
      @derekleif4397 11 місяців тому +1

      Tighnari laughing with sad teary eyes

    • @ysadalawatatloapat5
      @ysadalawatatloapat5 10 місяців тому +1

      ESPECIALLY the part where albedo told sucrose about the joke about windmills.

    • @TeexMack
      @TeexMack 8 місяців тому

      lmao

  • @waytoo_known.
    @waytoo_known. Рік тому +21

    dad got flashed for a second just to tell a joke💀

  • @justsomename7180
    @justsomename7180 Рік тому +33

    I wish I had a dad that did this instead of abusing me 😂

    • @template_dummy
      @template_dummy 11 місяців тому +5

      bro what 💀💀💀

    • @devpathak3493
      @devpathak3493 11 місяців тому +1

      @@template_dummy he means not hitting him , thats comoon sense
      u dont get hit??

    • @Renz_playz35
      @Renz_playz35 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@devpathak3493says the one who doesn't get what he siad

    • @davina-r
      @davina-r 11 місяців тому +3

      I wasn’t aware we were trauma dumping here. My dad abandoned me and I have an emotionally abusive mother 😃😃😃

    • @funni387
      @funni387 10 місяців тому

      ​@@davina-r😃😃😃

  • @doordill
    @doordill Рік тому +93

    This made my dad come back and say "i won the lottery"

    • @heromaster3884
      @heromaster3884 Рік тому

      Yas! I won the lottery after leaving you and your mom for 25 years, and I just came back with the money to flex on yall! I'll divorce ur mom and send you to an orphanage and take the money and live like Elon musk! Goodbye son! Enjoy your sad broke life!

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Рік тому +24

    Bro has the nicest shower

  • @ARbarrelracingoffical
    @ARbarrelracingoffical 4 місяці тому +2

    “At Tooth Hurty” got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 Місяць тому +1

    The look of INSTANT BETRAYAL at the end! Lol!

  • @cookieguyyt
    @cookieguyyt Рік тому +13

    “you already knew that?”
    “yep.”
    *silence*
    “huh.”

  • @just_random08
    @just_random08 Рік тому +7

    That "HUH" at the end 😂😂

  • @TrueTerrariaEnthusiast
    @TrueTerrariaEnthusiast 3 місяці тому +1

    "Hey son, did you hear the rumor about butter?"
    "Mm"

  • @YLiu-ch9tf
    @YLiu-ch9tf Рік тому +4

    The moment he realized he was a grandpa

  • @kirb491
    @kirb491 Рік тому +39

    oh the timing

  • @hypermalware1364
    @hypermalware1364 Рік тому +34

    There are times when dad jokes get to me and I'm 18... Maybe I'm getting old?

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Рік тому

      Bro if you actually get mad at dad jokes it may be just because you are grumpy or grouchy. Of course, I can't confirm since I'm only 14, but I'm just taking a guess here lol

    • @justjade256
      @justjade256 Рік тому +4

      @@RandomGamer-they meant as in make them laugh

    • @marykatrina870
      @marykatrina870 Рік тому

      Ah yes 18 very very old lmao

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Рік тому

      @@justjade256 oh

  • @CrossCarb
    @CrossCarb 7 місяців тому +1

    I need a dad like this 😭

  • @thelegofan4010
    @thelegofan4010 Рік тому +14

    You seriously need more subscribers

  • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_
    @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Рік тому +44

    We need to appreciate how handsome this man is tbh 😅

    • @JoelPhilipJohn
      @JoelPhilipJohn Рік тому

      😅😅

    • @3XTR3M15T
      @3XTR3M15T Рік тому +3

      Average Instagram Thirsty Kittens be like:

    • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_
      @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Рік тому +1

      @@3XTR3M15T nope i am a lesbian thank you very much

    • @3XTR3M15T
      @3XTR3M15T Рік тому

      @@Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ yea but you still act like a girl

    • @nguyenhoang6702
      @nguyenhoang6702 Рік тому +3

      @@3XTR3M15T Can't even compliment a man's beauty on UA-cam now huh? 😔

  • @Cool_gojo
    @Cool_gojo 2 місяці тому +1

    "Tooth hurt-y" had me dead 💀

  • @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306
    @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 Рік тому +4

    I felt that "are you for real" on such a deep level it hit bedrock.

  • @Walsaulber
    @Walsaulber Рік тому +103

    And the trophy for the most relatable and accurate person of the year award goes to…RyanhdLombard!

    • @OlliveaD_
      @OlliveaD_ Рік тому

      89 likes and no replies? Let me fix this

  • @Lex_xxia
    @Lex_xxia Рік тому +4

    I swear my dad has said all these jokes I’ve just ignored him 😂

  • @Toastmanbuns
    @Toastmanbuns 11 місяців тому +1

    I watch this 3 times maybe more in the future but I will never get bored of it

  • @alotta_dhan
    @alotta_dhan 11 місяців тому +2

    Seeing what Ryan does I expected at the end the dad was gonna be like “you know that? I uhhh, your grounded”

  • @ShinigamiMischief15
    @ShinigamiMischief15 Рік тому +5

    They always seem more devastated when you say you know the joke than when you don’t laugh

  • @newgate-zerohour
    @newgate-zerohour Рік тому +31

    There once was a guy
    who wanted to build a canoe out of ice. He only managed to finish one paddle though, and left it leaning against his shed. He wasn't able to finish the boat, and every time he saw the oar it reminded him of his failure.
    It was a real ice oar.

  • @zephrastanislaus3713
    @zephrastanislaus3713 Рік тому +1

    The armpit hair for that little second 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @yurha9606
    @yurha9606 9 місяців тому

    Another dad joke:
    "I just bought some new camouflage pants.. But I can't find them anywhere.."
    😂😂

  • @mistertechguy
    @mistertechguy Рік тому +2

    “You already knew that?”
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 Рік тому +5

    At the end, his son’s transformation begins….

  • @chrisconder3348
    @chrisconder3348 7 місяців тому +2

    The disappointment on his face when he asks if he knows the joke 😂

  • @kotasdrawingtime
    @kotasdrawingtime 2 місяці тому +1

    "What did the inventer of the knock knock joke win?"
    "THE ✨NO-BELL✨PRIZE"

  • @ahmedstephenrjmontana5450
    @ahmedstephenrjmontana5450 Рік тому +3

    You deserve more subs and likes. You a real legend for making us laugh. ❤️

  • @theawesomesushi
    @theawesomesushi Рік тому +57

    Ah yes, dad jokes.
    Even us who aren’t dads use this ancient art out of either pure spite or pure boredom, or you’re just that one kid with an adult sense of humour that nobody gets except the adults obviously and is trying to be funny and makes a pun or something and fails. That would be me; that one kid

    • @fahadtheboss907
      @fahadtheboss907 8 місяців тому

      ​@@user-ys2vr5yk3xdad jokes>dark humor

  • @Turtlesushi
    @Turtlesushi 9 місяців тому +1

    A weird clown held the door open for me the other day. Now that I think about it, it was a kind Jester.

  • @Diamondring.
    @Diamondring. 2 місяці тому +1

    Ngl the first joke was actually funny💀💀

  • @muttonstix
    @muttonstix Рік тому +6

    When you know your dads dad joke-
    Dad: hey son…
    Son: hi dad
    Dad: *your going to the adoption center*

  • @MrYusufOffcl
    @MrYusufOffcl 7 місяців тому +8

    Bro's armpit is a forest💀💀

  • @uzmaabrar5655
    @uzmaabrar5655 Рік тому

    Bro the lazy "mmmmmn" in the start was the best bro it got me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JWRB_Gaming
    @JWRB_Gaming 6 місяців тому +1

    "TOOTH Hurt-y" lol

  • @Ronanahsjeobanai
    @Ronanahsjeobanai Рік тому +3

    I love this... and i cant...Relate my dad went to get the milk...

  • @manugupta9922
    @manugupta9922 Рік тому +15

    He looks soo cuteee😩💗

  • @TheBeast-np5xr
    @TheBeast-np5xr Місяць тому

    I love when my dad still does these jokes

  • @NEWBIE674
    @NEWBIE674 2 місяці тому +1

    I would be screaming if my dad was like this

  • @TheAdventuresofPoppyandNeville

    Here within a minute

  • @xianlozarita3538
    @xianlozarita3538 10 місяців тому +3

    I need context for the "all cut" joke plz

  • @nightfallnoir
    @nightfallnoir 7 місяців тому +1

    *Me hearing and reading Snickers instead of Sneakers:* “I am too pure for this world, I need it, time for a Snickers-“

  • @JokesAndWises
    @JokesAndWises 6 місяців тому

    You are doing great! Really loves your acting :D

  • @xrli82
    @xrli82 Рік тому +5

    This is why I'm glad that my dad doesn't make dad jokes. Because he can't speak English, he can speak in Italian.

  • @niffler_da8590
    @niffler_da8590 Рік тому +4

    Bro has more hair under his armpit than my mom has on her head 😢

  • @MinYoongis_tangerines
    @MinYoongis_tangerines Рік тому

    Not me laughing hysterically at all the jokes😂😂😂😂

  • @AwesomeGamer17.
    @AwesomeGamer17. 2 місяці тому

    Those jokes were so humerous that hit my funny bone lol

  • @riptyduur
    @riptyduur 7 місяців тому

    This is one of the best shorts out there.

  • @RandomShtick2
    @RandomShtick2 2 місяці тому

    I love these kind of jokes. Always funny.

  • @porokothenoshow
    @porokothenoshow День тому

    POV u have a dad who cares about u enough to make jokes to brighten ur day

  • @mvskedxshvdxw
    @mvskedxshvdxw Рік тому

    The took hurty one was what got me the most 😂😂😂

  • @JameoKaze
    @JameoKaze 6 місяців тому

    Dad jokes never fail to make me laugh when I was a kid

  • @ngotuanminh8767
    @ngotuanminh8767 2 місяці тому

    His jokes never fails me🤣

  • @omalor
    @omalor 7 місяців тому

    the haircut one really had me rolling, I never heard of that one!!!!

  • @Kratos-hk7lu
    @Kratos-hk7lu 10 місяців тому +1

    When i heard "r u for real"
    I thought dad gonna say
    "no i m Dad"

  • @rosey9482
    @rosey9482 Рік тому +1

    my favorite was the first one😂😂😂

  • @Traylbl43er007
    @Traylbl43er007 2 місяці тому +1

    The fifty cent one 😂😂😂

  • @ariz0naheat622
    @ariz0naheat622 2 місяці тому

    The hair joke, was pretty good 😂

  • @ElektraAllsenberrie
    @ElektraAllsenberrie 10 місяців тому

    "Next time do sister/brother jokes!" I need it:)

  • @user-ic5ch4zx1s
    @user-ic5ch4zx1s 10 місяців тому

    THE FIST ONE HAD ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YousefElEmamTerry
    @YousefElEmamTerry 7 місяців тому +1

    The one for haircut , he made the son say a single hair.

  • @hiratadeyemi3647
    @hiratadeyemi3647 7 місяців тому

    The sneakers one got me😂

  • @Mr_OvenTheRainwing
    @Mr_OvenTheRainwing 2 місяці тому

    You just gave so many dads so much ammo

  • @4everArmyVHopeMinKookJinRmSuga

    My favourite are dad jokes and uncle jokes
    You're awesome,bro had me cracking up real hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ticklegiggle
    @ticklegiggle 9 днів тому

    Have you heard a rumor about butter? I am not going to spread it. That was hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @ATHLETIC.656
    @ATHLETIC.656 11 місяців тому

    Some day we gonna miss this dad jokes 😢

  • @TEMPEST825
    @TEMPEST825 4 місяці тому

    The butter one gave me a good chuckle 😂

  • @mikeyhasfuntoo9164
    @mikeyhasfuntoo9164 9 місяців тому

    “No, I got them all cut” That’s actually good

  • @user-xp3lk4we8j
    @user-xp3lk4we8j 2 місяці тому

    “Did you heard the rumour about butter.?”
    "well I’m not gonna spread it”
    That’s a good one 😅😅😅

  • @LugerP40
    @LugerP40 Рік тому

    The Guy Who Laughs So That His Dad Feels good Is A Real Chad

  • @NooshyZym
    @NooshyZym 2 місяці тому

    The music in the background kills me❤😂

  • @Noakdok-dl7ij
    @Noakdok-dl7ij 10 місяців тому

    the concert one was THE BEST

  • @Ultimatum0000
    @Ultimatum0000 11 місяців тому

    My dad always pulled the classic "No I got my ears lowered"

  • @doomsdaytaco3819
    @doomsdaytaco3819 Рік тому

    that nickel back joke was actually pretty good

  • @kiwisrcool311
    @kiwisrcool311 8 місяців тому

    we've all heard them repeat these jokes time after time yet its still funnier than almost anyone else..

  • @AnnaByrne-A2J4ever
    @AnnaByrne-A2J4ever 2 місяці тому

    Dad jokes are the ✨best✨😂💯