Dad Jokes.

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  • @yourworstnightmare4410
    @yourworstnightmare4410 Рік тому +19173

    If I ever have kids these jokes will flow

  • @zepher_god123
    @zepher_god123 Рік тому +9277

    “You already knew that?”
    *sad violin music in the background*

    • @TheEverything_Man
      @TheEverything_Man Рік тому +133

      Oh boohoo, let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin

    • @xtremesssss
      @xtremesssss Рік тому +40

      @@TheEverything_Man 💀

    • @nexon_ly
      @nexon_ly Рік тому +27

      ​@@TheEverything_Man 😂

    • @Zenikai_
      @Zenikai_ Рік тому +26

      @@TheEverything_Man :'( "why are you crying mr.crabs?" "I broke the rules smallest violin"

    • @emyriandragon2277
      @emyriandragon2277 Рік тому +7

      That’s how they learned his sons gf was pregnant

  • @nvincipality6371
    @nvincipality6371 Рік тому +3495

    At the end he wasn't disappointed. Just concerned on whether or not his son has become a dad himself

    • @Komodo...
      @Komodo... Рік тому +23

      SUSAMOGUS

    • @just_a_random_lonely_man
      @just_a_random_lonely_man Рік тому +10

      ​@We_Only_Keep_It_Halal_Hereme too bro, it translates sus into their

    • @Komodo...
      @Komodo... Рік тому +4

      @We_Only_Keep_It_Halal_Here Thanks bro lemme fix that

    • @Clinically_Insanee
      @Clinically_Insanee Рік тому +11

      ​@@just_a_random_lonely_mantranslates into comfortable

    • @Marichatx1000
      @Marichatx1000 Рік тому +8

      ​@@Komodo... Lol that translated to comfortable

  • @BlastDN
    @BlastDN Рік тому +228

    these are father moments that make u love your childhood

  • @CreatorMaxie
    @CreatorMaxie 7 місяців тому +47

    The happiness of seeing a father be so happy is a priceless item to buy.

  • @someonezacc
    @someonezacc Рік тому +3807

    this guy really said, I invaded your childhood and took all your memories

  • @Foxyexe143
    @Foxyexe143 Рік тому +1391

    Dad puns are the best puns

  • @davvison8548
    @davvison8548 Рік тому +1720

    45 cents joke is underrated af

  • @Random-vids11
    @Random-vids11 Рік тому +11

    I’m showing this to my dad now he will LOVE IT

  • @madilynanticouni8543
    @madilynanticouni8543 Рік тому +1038

    you will be a great father.

  • @violetdavis9500
    @violetdavis9500 Рік тому +525

    just wait till they hit you with the “dad im hungry” “nice to meet you hungry im dad”

    • @syppie6510
      @syppie6510 Рік тому +18

      *proceeds to go to take candy from the van driver*

    • @Kyrah-Mae
      @Kyrah-Mae Рік тому +8

      my mom says that lol

    • @themagician2008
      @themagician2008 Рік тому +10

      I always reply "hi dad I'm hungry" and the first time he was to stunned to speak

    • @broganmckenna9708
      @broganmckenna9708 Рік тому

      Me trying to find this vid…… when I do ..bruh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @willow5991
      @willow5991 Рік тому +3

      My dad does that for example the hungry one and I'll say I'm bored and he'll say hi bored I'm dad

  • @katherinenienstedt3036
    @katherinenienstedt3036 Рік тому +4810

    “When does a joke become a dad joke?”
    “When it becomes apparent.”

    • @whitecamel4538
      @whitecamel4538 Рік тому +190

      Get out !!!!

    • @CC7_AMP
      @CC7_AMP Рік тому

      @@whitecamel4538 how can you breathe from your back
      with backpipes

    • @PlumbWings66768
      @PlumbWings66768 Рік тому +162

      Leave 🚪

    • @HN-ux4ho
      @HN-ux4ho Рік тому +195

      WHO’S DAD IS ON UA-cam?

    • @ronaldocf7
      @ronaldocf7 Рік тому +67

      I knew where this was going from a dude perfect stereotype video

  • @kalpanasapale9913
    @kalpanasapale9913 Рік тому +466

    I'm trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these

    • @SaturnRingersonVI
      @SaturnRingersonVI Рік тому +48

      Hi, trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these, I'm dad

    • @sisanity3614
      @sisanity3614 Рік тому +14

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI 💀💀💀

    • @skyrx_edits
      @skyrx_edits Рік тому +6

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI 😂

    • @doctornick17
      @doctornick17 Рік тому +3

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

    • @kidthunderboi2009
      @kidthunderboi2009 Рік тому +1

      @SpeedGamer same

  • @LucasPatschull
    @LucasPatschull 2 місяці тому +8

    Bro your videos help me through depression. Keep it up 😊

  • @FirstLast-pk4od
    @FirstLast-pk4od Рік тому +75

    First guy on UA-cam to not wear clothes in the shower.

    • @jellychaser7011
      @jellychaser7011 Рік тому +1

      Well I don’t think we can justify he doesn’t have any form of leg wear but I hope he does wear something

    • @Wassup_bruh
      @Wassup_bruh 9 місяців тому +1

      He was still wearing his watch, tho. Is that a thing? Do people really take showers wearing their watches?

    • @SuperMarioWowza67
      @SuperMarioWowza67 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Wassup_bruhi sometimes do

    • @NukeGuy709
      @NukeGuy709 3 місяці тому +1

      That armpit hair 😭🙏

    • @urhypeboy
      @urhypeboy 3 місяці тому +2

      I'm a guy but yum.

  • @devkathuria6834
    @devkathuria6834 Рік тому +231

    The tooth hurt-y joke always gets me 😭✨

  • @annamyres
    @annamyres Рік тому +136

    If we already know the joke dads be acting like we cheated on them with another dad 😭😭💀

  • @CS-ci7ik
    @CS-ci7ik Рік тому +423

    This is too accurate

  • @raianaratti9943
    @raianaratti9943 Рік тому +26

    he already knew the dad joke so
    Part 2: "dad, i'm a dad"

  • @Nako3
    @Nako3 Рік тому +1

    These jokes hurt so much once you already know them all

  • @theveryaveragegamer9865
    @theveryaveragegamer9865 Рік тому +95

    You missed the part where the son starts telling dad jokes, slowly becoming their father.

  • @ItsAlexander51
    @ItsAlexander51 Рік тому +349

    The only unrealistic thing in this video is that the dude thanked his dad for getting an appointment at the dentist💀💀☠

    • @cringefailtastic
      @cringefailtastic Рік тому +14

      Nah, it'd be unrealistic if it was a little kid. A young adult would be thankful because they know they need to go to the dentist, but hate making doctors appointments

    • @Lily-vander
      @Lily-vander Рік тому +7

      And that he opened the shower while his dad was right there 😂

  • @thelegofan4010
    @thelegofan4010 Рік тому +15

    You seriously need more subscribers

  • @KotaTheWulf
    @KotaTheWulf 7 місяців тому +4

    "What did the inventer of the knock knock joke win?"
    "THE ✨NO-BELL✨PRIZE"

    • @EmmanuelTitusOuma
      @EmmanuelTitusOuma 3 місяці тому +1

      This is the best joke in the history of jokes 😎😎😎😎😎👀👀👀

  • @ACbarrelracingoffical
    @ACbarrelracingoffical 9 місяців тому +4

    “At Tooth Hurty” got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @catelerasofficial
    @catelerasofficial Рік тому +42

    Cyno with his dad jokes and Tighnari 😅

  • @doordill
    @doordill Рік тому +93

    This made my dad come back and say "i won the lottery"

    • @ItsAlexander51
      @ItsAlexander51 Рік тому

      Yas! I won the lottery after leaving you and your mom for 25 years, and I just came back with the money to flex on yall! I'll divorce ur mom and send you to an orphanage and take the money and live like Elon musk! Goodbye son! Enjoy your sad broke life!

  • @cookieguyyt
    @cookieguyyt Рік тому +15

    “you already knew that?”
    “yep.”
    *silence*
    “huh.”

  • @KUobrbufebjosku-uq9yu
    @KUobrbufebjosku-uq9yu Місяць тому +1

    idk why, but theyre gets me everytime

  • @Colasodaroblox
    @Colasodaroblox Рік тому +2

    I need a dad like this 😭

  • @kirb491
    @kirb491 Рік тому +40

    oh the timing

  • @justsomename7180
    @justsomename7180 Рік тому +37

    I wish I had a dad that did this instead of abusing me 😂

    • @djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf
      @djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf Рік тому +5

      bro what 💀💀💀

    • @devpathak3493
      @devpathak3493 Рік тому +1

      @@djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf he means not hitting him , thats comoon sense
      u dont get hit??

    • @Renz_playz35
      @Renz_playz35 Рік тому +1

      ​@@devpathak3493says the one who doesn't get what he siad

    • @ruthenium-4-4
      @ruthenium-4-4 Рік тому +5

      I wasn’t aware we were trauma dumping here. My dad abandoned me and I have an emotionally abusive mother 😃😃😃

    • @funni387
      @funni387 Рік тому

      ​@@ruthenium-4-4😃😃😃

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Рік тому +27

    Bro has the nicest shower

  • @YousefElEmamTerry
    @YousefElEmamTerry Рік тому +2

    The one for haircut , he made the son say a single hair.

  • @VictorianError
    @VictorianError Рік тому +24

    “You already knew that?”
    “Yeah”
    “Well, you’re grounded”

  • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_
    @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Рік тому +47

    We need to appreciate how handsome this man is tbh 😅

    • @JoelPhilipJohn
      @JoelPhilipJohn Рік тому

      😅😅

    • @3XTR3M15T
      @3XTR3M15T Рік тому +3

      Average Instagram Thirsty Kittens be like:

    • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_
      @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Рік тому +2

      @@3XTR3M15T nope i am a lesbian thank you very much

    • @3XTR3M15T
      @3XTR3M15T Рік тому

      @@Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ yea but you still act like a girl

    • @nguyenhoang6702
      @nguyenhoang6702 Рік тому +4

      @@3XTR3M15T Can't even compliment a man's beauty on UA-cam now huh? 😔

  • @Lex_xxia
    @Lex_xxia Рік тому +5

    I swear my dad has said all these jokes I’ve just ignored him 😂

  • @just_random08
    @just_random08 Рік тому +8

    That "HUH" at the end 😂😂

  • @m1ziziz
    @m1ziziz 2 місяці тому +1

    i told my mom she should just embrace her mistakes.
    so she gave me a hug.

  • @NEWBIE674
    @NEWBIE674 7 місяців тому +1

    I would be screaming if my dad was like this

  • @VreeFee
    @VreeFee Рік тому +104

    And the trophy for the most relatable and accurate person of the year award goes to…RyanhdLombard!

    • @OlliveaD_
      @OlliveaD_ Рік тому

      89 likes and no replies? Let me fix this

  • @PureDhan
    @PureDhan Рік тому +4

    Seeing what Ryan does I expected at the end the dad was gonna be like “you know that? I uhhh, your grounded”

  • @hypermalware1364
    @hypermalware1364 Рік тому +37

    There are times when dad jokes get to me and I'm 18... Maybe I'm getting old?

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Рік тому

      Bro if you actually get mad at dad jokes it may be just because you are grumpy or grouchy. Of course, I can't confirm since I'm only 14, but I'm just taking a guess here lol

    • @justjade256
      @justjade256 Рік тому +4

      @@RandomGamer-they meant as in make them laugh

    • @marykatrina870
      @marykatrina870 Рік тому

      Ah yes 18 very very old lmao

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Рік тому

      @@justjade256 oh

  • @JameoKaze
    @JameoKaze 11 місяців тому +1

    Dad jokes never fail to make me laugh when I was a kid

  • @SkyfallerStudio
    @SkyfallerStudio 2 дні тому +1

    You forgot one
    “Ow! My toe!”
    “Do I need to call the toe truck?”

  • @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306
    @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 Рік тому +5

    I felt that "are you for real" on such a deep level it hit bedrock.

  • @mistertechguy
    @mistertechguy Рік тому +3

    “You already knew that?”
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @chrisconder3348
    @chrisconder3348 Рік тому +3

    The disappointment on his face when he asks if he knows the joke 😂

  • @Adminxd829
    @Adminxd829 4 місяці тому +1

    The first joke got me 😂

  • @Shadow9797-q8y
    @Shadow9797-q8y 4 місяці тому +1

    These jokes are actually funny 😂

  • @ShinigamiMischief15
    @ShinigamiMischief15 Рік тому +6

    They always seem more devastated when you say you know the joke than when you don’t laugh

  • @ahmedstephenrjmontana5450
    @ahmedstephenrjmontana5450 Рік тому +4

    You deserve more subs and likes. You a real legend for making us laugh. ❤️

  • @newgate-zerohour
    @newgate-zerohour Рік тому +32

    There once was a guy
    who wanted to build a canoe out of ice. He only managed to finish one paddle though, and left it leaning against his shed. He wasn't able to finish the boat, and every time he saw the oar it reminded him of his failure.
    It was a real ice oar.

  • @amIananimator1
    @amIananimator1 7 місяців тому +1

    Ngl the first joke was actually funny💀💀

  • @SwagMessiah_1
    @SwagMessiah_1 Рік тому

    This man deserves to be a dad

  • @xianlozarita3538
    @xianlozarita3538 Рік тому +5

    I need context for the "all cut" joke plz

  • @waytoo_known.
    @waytoo_known. Рік тому +22

    dad got flashed for a second just to tell a joke💀

  • @Ronanahsjeobanai
    @Ronanahsjeobanai Рік тому +4

    I love this... and i cant...Relate my dad went to get the milk...

  • @katmonn
    @katmonn 7 місяців тому +1

    Taking notes for my future children, this would be helpful to make myself look like a humble dad with bad jokes instead of a shut-in.

  • @nightfallnoir
    @nightfallnoir Рік тому +1

    *Me hearing and reading Snickers instead of Sneakers:* “I am too pure for this world, I need it, time for a Snickers-“

  • @theawesomesushi
    @theawesomesushi Рік тому +57

    Ah yes, dad jokes.
    Even us who aren’t dads use this ancient art out of either pure spite or pure boredom, or you’re just that one kid with an adult sense of humour that nobody gets except the adults obviously and is trying to be funny and makes a pun or something and fails. That would be me; that one kid

  • @YLiu-ch9tf
    @YLiu-ch9tf Рік тому +5

    The moment he realized he was a grandpa

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 Рік тому +5

    At the end, his son’s transformation begins….

  • @rosey9482
    @rosey9482 Рік тому +1

    my favorite was the first one😂😂😂

  • @Toastmanbuns
    @Toastmanbuns Рік тому +1

    I watch this 3 times maybe more in the future but I will never get bored of it

  • @muttonstix
    @muttonstix Рік тому +7

    When you know your dads dad joke-
    Dad: hey son…
    Son: hi dad
    Dad: *your going to the adoption center*

  • @MrYusufOffcl
    @MrYusufOffcl Рік тому +9

    Bro's armpit is a forest💀💀

  • @yurha9606
    @yurha9606 Рік тому +5

    Another dad joke:
    "I just bought some new camouflage pants.. But I can't find them anywhere.."
    😂😂

  • @C.146
    @C.146 Рік тому +1

    I actually sent the nickleback joke to my friend before seeing this

  • @JackieGallegos-b5q
    @JackieGallegos-b5q 7 місяців тому +1

    I love dad jokes definitely gonna use these🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xrli82
    @xrli82 Рік тому +6

    This is why I'm glad that my dad doesn't make dad jokes. Because he can't speak English, he can speak in Italian.

  • @TheAdventuresofPoppyandNeville

    Here within a minute

  • @niffler_da8590
    @niffler_da8590 Рік тому +4

    Bro has more hair under his armpit than my mom has on her head 😢

  • @mapanimatorofficial
    @mapanimatorofficial 4 місяці тому +1

    "do you know a rumour about beans. nvm im not gonna spill it."
    CAME RIGHT TO MY MIND

  • @kiwisrcool311
    @kiwisrcool311 Рік тому +1

    we've all heard them repeat these jokes time after time yet its still funnier than almost anyone else..

  • @Traylbl43er007
    @Traylbl43er007 8 місяців тому +1

    The fifty cent one 😂😂😂

  • @JokesAndWises
    @JokesAndWises 11 місяців тому

    You are doing great! Really loves your acting :D

  • @katelynlaw1484
    @katelynlaw1484 Рік тому +1

    R.I.P boiling water, you will be mist. 😂
    Is my favorite dads joke.

  • @tonykoch97
    @tonykoch97 4 місяці тому +1

    It runs in the family wow 😂

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 6 місяців тому +2

    The look of INSTANT BETRAYAL at the end! Lol!

  • @KatieCulbertson
    @KatieCulbertson 7 місяців тому +1

    Love your vids

  • @Kratos-hk7lu
    @Kratos-hk7lu Рік тому +1

    When i heard "r u for real"
    I thought dad gonna say
    "no i m Dad"

  • @Georgian_Rewrite_Sonic2000
    @Georgian_Rewrite_Sonic2000 9 місяців тому +1

    The last one, no way💀

  • @riptyduur
    @riptyduur Рік тому

    This is one of the best shorts out there.

  • @TheBeast-np5xr
    @TheBeast-np5xr 6 місяців тому

    I love when my dad still does these jokes

  • @Up_stairs672
    @Up_stairs672 6 днів тому +1

    When my dad gets next to my mom he always making a hilarious jokes that can make me mad

  • @Thelegendarybacon1
    @Thelegendarybacon1 4 місяці тому +1

    Dang bro you got the whole squad laughing😐

  • @Cassielovescats44
    @Cassielovescats44 Рік тому

    the "oh..." sounded so disappointed 🥲

  • @NightmareYTGG
    @NightmareYTGG 4 місяці тому

    These are the memories that you will remember for ever 🥹🙁

  • @4everArmyVHopeMinKookJinRmSuga

    My favourite are dad jokes and uncle jokes
    You're awesome,bro had me cracking up real hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @heatherhopfinger3942
    @heatherhopfinger3942 Місяць тому

    I love the joke about 50 cents and get your Nickelback but can I add to that when the new kids are on the prairie you go😂

  • @JWRB_Gaming
    @JWRB_Gaming Рік тому +1

    "TOOTH Hurt-y" lol

  • @j.singh_28
    @j.singh_28 7 місяців тому +1

    'ARE U FR'😂😂😂

  • @Reaperskull2010
    @Reaperskull2010 Рік тому +1

    What kind of shoes do kidnappers love
    White vans 💀💀💀

  • @SrumDillyDumious
    @SrumDillyDumious Рік тому

    Man I’m going to have to remember this ones they’re pretty good

  • @AngeloOrsto
    @AngeloOrsto Рік тому +1

    the face in the shower ☠

  • @thepencilneedsclip
    @thepencilneedsclip 7 місяців тому

    Those jokes were so humerous that hit my funny bone lol

  • @Leo-vl6ov
    @Leo-vl6ov Рік тому

    Please make more dad jokes like that!!! 🤗😍🤩

  • @Noakdok-dl7ij
    @Noakdok-dl7ij Рік тому

    the concert one was THE BEST

  • @ATHLETIC.656
    @ATHLETIC.656 Рік тому

    Some day we gonna miss this dad jokes 😢