Thoughts To Snap Your Mind In Half Compilation.

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  • Опубліковано 24 тра 2023
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  • @EternalShortz
    @EternalShortz Рік тому +542

    "taxes are just yearly subscription that you Pay to the country you live in, childhood is the free trial" That is soo true

    • @VTrucker777
      @VTrucker777 7 місяців тому +8

      Guess i get extended free trial

    • @Moulikyash
      @Moulikyash 6 місяців тому +5

      69th like
      Nice

    • @imthememetheef
      @imthememetheef 3 місяці тому +1

      EA ideology be like😊

    • @mercust
      @mercust 2 місяці тому +1

      3:21 will always haunt me

    • @Nat_onYT
      @Nat_onYT Місяць тому

      That wasn’t part of this video but I did see that one yeah 😂

  • @nope7016
    @nope7016 9 місяців тому +92

    1:27 that scream 😂

  • @a_goofyperson
    @a_goofyperson 2 місяці тому +488

    *Claim your “Late people” Trophy here🫠*

  • @steakoncearmyengene9326
    @steakoncearmyengene9326 11 місяців тому +823

    This guy is a genius. Look at the numbers of people who just shamelessly post his voice without credits.

  • @RaimeTooRacist
    @RaimeTooRacist Рік тому +1166

    What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub

    • @Iknowthefirst_random-.3
      @Iknowthefirst_random-.3 11 місяців тому +15

      It’s just… a compilation…

    • @RaimeTooRacist
      @RaimeTooRacist 11 місяців тому +17

      @@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 never knew that! :0

    • @Meat_man_official
      @Meat_man_official 11 місяців тому +5

      Hey your more early than that comment above

    • @pupsiclevlogs
      @pupsiclevlogs 11 місяців тому +3

      100 like and 3rd comment and also its a compilation not a semi story-

    • @vicinvesta8349
      @vicinvesta8349 7 місяців тому +5

      He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions"
      He just collected and presented them.
      Here two lame ones:
      "Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?"
      "How does snow blower driver get to work?"

  • @ZacharyHarpel
    @ZacharyHarpel 10 місяців тому +513

    This is not only hilarious, but some of these are actually educational!

    • @user-dg4vz7ig8y
      @user-dg4vz7ig8y 9 місяців тому

      Fuck that

    • @aguy2181
      @aguy2181 9 місяців тому +2

      bruh this is why i think these are cringe

    • @gloriawangui5669
      @gloriawangui5669 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@aguy2181cuz Ur corny and cringe af 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @redwoodpies8309
      @redwoodpies8309 9 місяців тому +4

      agreed

    • @CatBoy72
      @CatBoy72 8 місяців тому +7

      @@aguy2181 you make it more cringe by saying that so just keep your comments to yourself

  • @halocraft314
    @halocraft314 10 місяців тому +176

    I love how all of the people around him practically go insane just because he's spouting these random thoughts.

    • @A_WeirdGrl_09
      @A_WeirdGrl_09 4 місяці тому +2

      And yet the rest of us are watching it willingly 😂

    • @hazeltam6753
      @hazeltam6753 Місяць тому +1

      That is so trueeee

  • @legendsboiz493
    @legendsboiz493 5 місяців тому +36

    "A man who thinks all the time has nothing to think except thoughts"
    -a wise man

    • @larawaterson
      @larawaterson 10 днів тому +1

      Their also known as philosophers.

  • @CameronsMusic
    @CameronsMusic Рік тому +185

    As a person who only has 5 years of his free trial left, I can confirm childhood is entirely free.

    • @BlackFang186
      @BlackFang186 9 місяців тому +3

      Agreed dude.

    • @Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm
      @Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm 8 місяців тому +1

      Man is barely a legal user of youtube

    • @star05dream
      @star05dream 8 місяців тому +1

      @CameronsMusic Nice! I have 5 months :)

    • @farahh2909
      @farahh2909 8 місяців тому +1

      Dude it's not entirely free but it is the least exhausting you'll understand when you'll grow up

    • @vicinvesta8349
      @vicinvesta8349 7 місяців тому +3

      Not if your were born into poverty in most of the countries in the world.

  • @blvckskull7954
    @blvckskull7954 8 місяців тому +22

    *"Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. And childhood is just the free trial"*
    Truer words have never been spoken!

  • @ABC-12342
    @ABC-12342 Місяць тому +9

    This video is the perfect example of
    Think Unique
    Be Creative

  • @Bandit_Mhm
    @Bandit_Mhm 6 місяців тому +26

    "Dude, If Your Waiting For The Waiter, Arent You The Waiter?" "No, Your The Patient." *Blackhole Appears*

    • @AnkerFred
      @AnkerFred 3 місяці тому +2

      True🤣🤣🤣

  • @galaxyorca2029
    @galaxyorca2029 9 місяців тому +3

    I can one up you so the one about "if you don't pay taxes they said you go to a place where you don't pay taxes" everything there is paid for by other people's taxes

  • @animalsforlife825
    @animalsforlife825 8 місяців тому +14

    0:41 is so true

  • @user-xq5nz2vu9h
    @user-xq5nz2vu9h 3 місяці тому +8

    Bro...if you kill a cereal,are you a cereal killer?

  • @thelimeminecart2045
    @thelimeminecart2045 7 місяців тому +38

    This man made me laugh more than any meme has

  • @benjamin_superlinkinparkfan
    @benjamin_superlinkinparkfan Місяць тому +6

    The line "only thiefs wish you prosperity" is just woow

  • @DarkCoconut
    @DarkCoconut 7 місяців тому +11

    0:54 just blew me away

  • @Gameboy082017
    @Gameboy082017 6 місяців тому +6

    This was freaking awesome. But the forwards/backwards lips thing blew my freaking mind!

  • @deniceprudhomme9424
    @deniceprudhomme9424 10 місяців тому +15

    4:00 this literally hurts my head

  • @SyedMaaz877
    @SyedMaaz877 8 місяців тому +10

    Oh man! Every line said is just PERFECT??
    How is someone able to do that?? I'm soo surprised. This talent needs the recognition it deserves.

  • @promedium1216
    @promedium1216 Місяць тому +5

    3:33 I’m literally pooping right now

  • @Jayden_forever
    @Jayden_forever 6 місяців тому +10

    “Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice?” Got me!

  • @junesulley5967
    @junesulley5967 8 місяців тому +2

    “pLeASe StOp mY bRaIN hUrTs” 0:21-0:25 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @eugenebergeman581
    @eugenebergeman581 Місяць тому +6

    My favorite line is "Please stop. Ma brain hurts." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BlockingBelow
    @BlockingBelow 9 місяців тому +14

    2:11 *task failed succesfully*

  • @nikodmxd
    @nikodmxd 8 місяців тому +6

    0:30 thats the best music for the cosmic ryan's thoughts

  • @evanbenesch6583
    @evanbenesch6583 10 місяців тому +24

    I remember when your account was first starting out! Now look at how far you’ve come, Ryan!! Congratulations!!

  • @Rex-787
    @Rex-787 Рік тому +28

    1:13 “ well I guess I gotta find new friends. Do you know anyb- sorry “ - Ryan

  • @defender5401
    @defender5401 11 місяців тому +57

    How the hell does Ryan come up with this things😂😂

  • @masterflick2669
    @masterflick2669 9 місяців тому +8

    4:37 BRO THAT ONE WAS SO GOOD

  • @Luis_Angelo
    @Luis_Angelo 7 місяців тому +32

    He doesn't need an Oscar, he needs a therapist.

  • @07CS
    @07CS Рік тому +32

    Genius. He cheers up my day. Love him! 🙏❤

  • @theidpboi6205
    @theidpboi6205 Рік тому +276

    Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists
    Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.

    • @RyanSmith-qh7sr
      @RyanSmith-qh7sr Рік тому +10

      Bro literally I was gonna say that, I have seen these on a different channel, who would've thought it was our boy ryan who made those

    • @elmyst9108
      @elmyst9108 11 місяців тому +5

      Exactly

    • @rev_YT4358
      @rev_YT4358 10 місяців тому +3

      i know right, i thought carzeyy was the original one

  • @F7Gaming988
    @F7Gaming988 8 місяців тому +10

    3:49 bro did you say your toilet is in your room

  • @sssatvikwolf5859
    @sssatvikwolf5859 Місяць тому +3

    BE QUIET!!! and that U SEE WHAT U DID TO JIM,HE'S HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECUZ OF U!!!!!!!!!! got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dreadplaysminecraft
    @Dreadplaysminecraft 6 місяців тому +3

    3:40 ok you got me with that one

  • @alifeinmikaworld4999
    @alifeinmikaworld4999 9 місяців тому +10

    3:41 omg know u making me go crazy😂

  • @shiram88
    @shiram88 11 місяців тому +16

    He's so brilliant I've played this video 20x already 😅

  • @Sloky-fd2jf
    @Sloky-fd2jf 2 місяці тому +2

    The way he hopped out of his closet had my dying🤣🤣

  • @soumyapriyadatta6553
    @soumyapriyadatta6553 2 місяці тому +3

    I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this
    But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing

  • @thebajaguys
    @thebajaguys Рік тому +39

    Fun fact: despite the cost of it, living still remains popular

    • @zukoshonor4557
      @zukoshonor4557 7 місяців тому +1

      @@iamafraidofwomen stop!!!!

    • @arandomperson327
      @arandomperson327 7 місяців тому +1

      @@zukoshonor4557if you cook cookies, does it change it name to bakies? If you bake bacon, will it be called cookon?
      Made this up lol-

  • @Dude-xb3xh
    @Dude-xb3xh 3 місяці тому +5

    1:45 insurance people also wish you well so they don’t have to pay you or do anything and you just pay them

  • @keisha9461
    @keisha9461 7 місяців тому +4

    I actually needed to take an Asprin after this💀

  • @sajeded
    @sajeded Рік тому +98

    this guy's content never gonna die

  • @OFFICIALCjPalsGamingPals13
    @OFFICIALCjPalsGamingPals13 10 місяців тому +12

    5:25 What is life? (Had me dying)

  • @WIMBL-SOMBL
    @WIMBL-SOMBL 10 місяців тому +12

    5:30 hey where is the chips

  • @TuberYouFan
    @TuberYouFan 7 місяців тому +2

    The "sand" one is actually a pretty good one

  • @tk40gamingjunior
    @tk40gamingjunior 9 місяців тому +8

    3:08 he’s quite the contrary

  • @terrytyrannosaurus7354
    @terrytyrannosaurus7354 8 місяців тому +32

    4:37 "Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, since it plays at the start of every episode."
    Well in that case, I change my theme song often depending on the taste of my music.

    • @V0calSweet3
      @V0calSweet3 8 місяців тому +5

      Same lol

    • @Gachabuoi69420
      @Gachabuoi69420 6 місяців тому +7

      You're just going through multiple seasons of your own anime show this point

    • @Punktrick1259
      @Punktrick1259 4 місяці тому +2

      "Ryan, can you come here for a minute? I have a few questions"

  • @WarrenMartin-lr5tx
    @WarrenMartin-lr5tx 4 місяці тому +2

    This is why I subscribed to this channel

  • @jacepawplayz
    @jacepawplayz 8 місяців тому +1

    Thinking is so wierd. My thoughts are so quiet, but i can hear and inderstand them so well, but when people talk quiet, i cant understand them at all

  • @shobhnasrivastava5805
    @shobhnasrivastava5805 Рік тому +80

    After my physics paper...Finally I won't lose some brain cell

  • @ahmedsaeedhafeji894
    @ahmedsaeedhafeji894 4 місяці тому +3

    3, 4 & 7 actually snapped my mind in half.

  • @user-zm1ws6ut5e
    @user-zm1ws6ut5e 8 місяців тому +1

    It's just the way the tank slowly points the barrel at the camera

  • @TajOfficial1
    @TajOfficial1 11 місяців тому +25

    Let's take a moment to appreciate his intelligence 😂❤

    • @thecomet653
      @thecomet653 10 місяців тому +1

      It’s not that smart. Most of these can debunked with real intelligence

  • @void1nd3x
    @void1nd3x 7 місяців тому +35

    "That's actually a good point!"
    "Don't encourage him - you only make things worse."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lightningstrike5538
    @lightningstrike5538 5 місяців тому +8

    I keep telling my dad these thoughts and he's literally going to throw me into the sun😅

  • @chemnobeliumlab1520
    @chemnobeliumlab1520 2 місяці тому +1

    honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile)
    PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)

  • @granthtanwar403
    @granthtanwar403 11 місяців тому +37

    Great content Ryan👍👍
    Keep killin' it😃😃😊

  • @Voinezediz
    @Voinezediz 8 місяців тому +7

    4:07 nice trow

  • @harshprakash5533
    @harshprakash5533 Рік тому +12

    2:03 I also wanna know.
    How? Why?
    Dead tree and hallucinating equals reading a book. Why?

    • @darkcybert4299
      @darkcybert4299 Місяць тому +1

      Because paper is made out of trees and while reading book you think about what happens in the book.

  • @user-st9zs1xz4x
    @user-st9zs1xz4x 5 місяців тому +2

    Nah bro actually made my day feel great

  • @bjbeardse
    @bjbeardse 8 місяців тому

    The apartments thing I heard from Gallagher back in the mid-80's! Good ideas keep coming back...

  • @Randomnoodle771
    @Randomnoodle771 7 місяців тому +4

    0:35 my family if i said "i hate school*

  • @Evergreen61609
    @Evergreen61609 7 місяців тому +3

    Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏

  • @GamerProAnimeLover
    @GamerProAnimeLover 8 днів тому +1

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN WHEN IT COMES TO SHOWER THOUGHTS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @akritibhardwaj679
    @akritibhardwaj679 7 місяців тому +2

    Dude you cheered my day, Thankssyouu dude!

  • @atoliassumi2783
    @atoliassumi2783 10 місяців тому +8

    Always satisfying to watch his videos...

  • @reygamer6821
    @reygamer6821 10 місяців тому +36

    1:50 got me rolling on the floor for 69 years

    • @Olieuy
      @Olieuy 9 місяців тому +5

      Is that my play station

    • @SOULTHEFOXYT
      @SOULTHEFOXYT 5 місяців тому +3

      Is that my PlayStation?

  • @alelol2134
    @alelol2134 7 місяців тому +2

    this guy says things that i almost cant proses and he just blows my mind

  • @vedantkiragi_1067
    @vedantkiragi_1067 Рік тому +5

    I needed this cause it makes me question about reality

  • @tk40gamingjunior
    @tk40gamingjunior 9 місяців тому +8

    2:17 *he’s* the one in the shower

  • @leomiller5642
    @leomiller5642 6 місяців тому +3

    Ryan could make all of humanity question life. 😢

  • @shadowryanthefox6144
    @shadowryanthefox6144 9 місяців тому +1

    ryan you are a pure genius! i been thinking the same things

  • @keithhines059
    @keithhines059 9 місяців тому +2

    Bro when you get food, you can’t wait to get home, but when you already ate on the drive home you want the ride to be longer😮😮😮😮

  • @orangeate2405
    @orangeate2405 3 місяці тому +5

    0:24 please stop my brain hurts

  • @EmmaTvT
    @EmmaTvT Місяць тому +5

    Childhood is your free trial 😭😭😭

  • @majesticstar1571
    @majesticstar1571 2 дні тому +1

    "Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if u are clumsy" this had me rolling lmao

  • @UwuJuju-pv5it
    @UwuJuju-pv5it 7 місяців тому +1

    that light bulbs joke omg! i'm dying!

  • @dimensionalanimations
    @dimensionalanimations 6 місяців тому +3

    As a viewer, I can confirm that my mind has been snapped in half, quarters, and eighths.

  • @mfnbeeto613
    @mfnbeeto613 Рік тому +5

    Ur hilarious how do think of this stuff keep up the amazing work ❤

  • @Ponder-gamer-64
    @Ponder-gamer-64 14 годин тому +1

    “Hey! Where is the chips!” Got me dying 💀💀

  • @andreavigano6070
    @andreavigano6070 8 місяців тому +1

    ryan is the king of youtube shorts sounds❤the gta parkour short guys use all your audios. YOU ARE AMAZINGGG❤

  • @rajibkarmakar6391
    @rajibkarmakar6391 Рік тому +6

    love this series keep it up

  • @ultimateking7583
    @ultimateking7583 Рік тому +6

    This guys the modern day philosopher.

  • @Rotzahna
    @Rotzahna 6 днів тому +1

    Awesome! I haven't laughed this hard in years. You even made me cry. Thanks :D

  • @delish9637
    @delish9637 7 місяців тому +2

    Omg im shocked at how he thought & eventually came up with all of those inquiries abt life. Now that’s a talent

  • @randelroymawanay6166
    @randelroymawanay6166 10 місяців тому +12

    Claim your "Super late gang" troph here 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

  • @sabir_raiyan
    @sabir_raiyan 9 місяців тому +6

    3:15
    LOLLLL❤

    • @lpmmars
      @lpmmars 8 місяців тому

      Help

  • @elizabethwang7408
    @elizabethwang7408 8 місяців тому +1

    These are such good thoughts!
    Listening to this, does anyone else hear double talk?

  • @chittiv6834
    @chittiv6834 7 місяців тому

    Brilliant.... no wonder i have been spelling refrigerator wrong all these years....

  • @jevonross456ameby9
    @jevonross456ameby9 11 місяців тому +6

    This is so hilarious I can't stop laughing l o l😂

  • @x.finite
    @x.finite Рік тому +6

    Well, all my braincells got removed when I was done. Good video. 👍

  • @SunnyGale57
    @SunnyGale57 11 місяців тому +2

    Omg this is so good please do more of this!😂❤

  • @desertrose1061
    @desertrose1061 5 місяців тому +1

    OMG you're funny!!!! 😂😂😂❤❤😊I can't stop laughing. Thank you!!! You're awesome!

  • @yesivanthemadhatter555
    @yesivanthemadhatter555 Рік тому +7

    If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯

    • @hakimjasim3450
      @hakimjasim3450 11 місяців тому +1

      good question

    • @DarkPrince777
      @DarkPrince777 11 місяців тому +1

      When your temperature goes up when your sick, Why is it said that you have a cold?

    • @yesivanthemadhatter555
      @yesivanthemadhatter555 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DarkPrince777 OMG 🤯

    • @DarkPrince777
      @DarkPrince777 11 місяців тому

      @@yesivanthemadhatter555 You know, if you think about it. There are more nipples in the world than there are people.

  • @IGhostyy21
    @IGhostyy21 Місяць тому +4

    what happened to that leg in 1:36

  • @therealdoggo7928
    @therealdoggo7928 8 місяців тому +1

    This is golden

  • @azukitadummy6290
    @azukitadummy6290 19 днів тому +1

    I love how this guy is able to hold his laughter while doing these, or he doesn't laugh I don't know which one