Jerma Streams - Drug Dealer Simulator

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  4 роки тому +391

    Game Starts 4:53
    1st Brb Ends 2:54:42
    2nd Brb Ends 4:49:58

  • @spookssnatchley780
    @spookssnatchley780 4 роки тому +3290

    Nobody thanks the archive guy for all their hard work. Thanks archive guy, you’re doing a wonderful job.

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 4 роки тому +201

      John Archive is good people.

    • @Theflavorisasleep
      @Theflavorisasleep 4 роки тому +48

      I like the video to thank them

    • @rustroomofdoom
      @rustroomofdoom 4 роки тому +71

      I was going to say- I don't think we thank him enough because we don't have a name for him/them, like John Fullsauce.

    • @jackpoll8782
      @jackpoll8782 4 роки тому +25

      yeah can we get a clap goin

    • @SexySkeletons69
      @SexySkeletons69 4 роки тому +75

      @@rustroomofdoom Jerm Fullarchive

  • @Daemon4
    @Daemon4 2 роки тому +473

    why is jerma so good at making me want to buy the game just to prove i can do it better

    • @lessthanimpressive1323
      @lessthanimpressive1323 Рік тому +77

      Just like those mobile ads!

    • @shrimpchip37
      @shrimpchip37 Рік тому +5

      @@lessthanimpressive1323real

    • @beanbagmcbean4251
      @beanbagmcbean4251 Рік тому +6

      This is how he makes his money. Too bad he GAMBLES it all away

    • @DigitalEWhore
      @DigitalEWhore Рік тому +4

      I bought barnfinders, played it for 1 hr 50 min and returned it just to prove to myself that I could

    • @goosiegoose2005
      @goosiegoose2005 11 місяців тому +2

      I bought papa’s freezaria deluxe because of him lmao

  • @bazboyd44
    @bazboyd44 4 роки тому +948

    Failing casino owner resorts to selling crack to fuel funko pop and gambling addiction

  • @kenetickups6146
    @kenetickups6146 4 роки тому +801

    "Am I gonna hurt people" Jerma asks about mixing baking supplies into the deadly drugs he's been pedalling

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 роки тому +50

      The answer to this is _"yes",_ regardless if he did or didn't step on the product.

    • @HaplessOne
      @HaplessOne Рік тому +10

      Baking soda I got baking soda

    • @KrackDaddy
      @KrackDaddy Рік тому +7

      Dry rub

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll Рік тому +11

      Baking bad

    • @Somedudeguywhat
      @Somedudeguywhat Рік тому +2

      Oh hey kups it's been awhile since I've seen you

  • @Omnisalad
    @Omnisalad 4 роки тому +724

    I think Vegas has been a bad influence on Jerma. He's already got a crippling gambling addiction, now he's dealing drugs to fuel his need for greed.

    • @Omnisalad
      @Omnisalad 4 роки тому +18

      @Grym God, what have we done to this tiny man's soul?

    • @gordonf5553
      @gordonf5553 4 роки тому +5

      He could just take a Fixer

    • @Johnson-br2lw
      @Johnson-br2lw 3 роки тому +1

      @@gordonf5553 are fixers even real?

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 2 роки тому

      @@Johnson-br2lw 1 year late but yes and I imagine low end rappers still use them alot

    • @Johnson-br2lw
      @Johnson-br2lw 2 роки тому +1

      @@DragonTamer31K Jesus fuck, this was a year ago?

  • @prezzo4991
    @prezzo4991 4 роки тому +205

    Local streamer gets entire town addicted to baking soda.

  • @Dom9606
    @Dom9606 4 роки тому +565

    Janky simulator game built in the unity engine? 6 hour Jerma stream? Count me in.

    • @morganhalle9905
      @morganhalle9905 4 роки тому +71

      It's such a good combo, isn't it

    • @Tris70
      @Tris70 4 роки тому +66

      For a simulator though, I have seen a lot more jank in other simulators

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 4 роки тому +72

      It's really strange, but it seems like it's pretty feature packed. There's voice acting ffs

    • @Nucknyan
      @Nucknyan 3 роки тому +39

      It's so weirdly UN-janky, it's got voice acting and a fairly sizeable map with lots of set dressing??? This simulator has no right being this good

    • @ilikecats1234h
      @ilikecats1234h Рік тому +6

      Its built in Unreal Engine

  • @jasperh1495
    @jasperh1495 4 роки тому +530

    Jerma turns to selling drugs because the bits aren't enough to fund his Funko Pop addiction

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 4 роки тому +14

      NEED MORE QURIKY FUNKO POPS

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Icecastles4000 I can hear jerma just saying this in one of his memey voices and now I want that irl.

  • @Goozeeeee
    @Goozeeeee 4 роки тому +434

    Jerma finding his backpack at 3:04:08 after having lost it an hour earlier was a great moment.

  • @g4man41
    @g4man41 4 роки тому +239

    3:53:40 that music really does line up perfectly. You can tell how excited this made him
    By the by that track is Danny Elfman's Breakfast Machine from Peewee Herman. Elfman also produced the soundtracks for BeatleJuice

    • @Buddy_Dave
      @Buddy_Dave 4 роки тому +5

      Do you know what music that was

    • @g4man41
      @g4man41 4 роки тому +20

      @@Buddy_Dave Danny Elfman Breakfast Machine

    • @lilshpee2550
      @lilshpee2550 4 роки тому +10

      My fav part of the whole stream, then again not saying much considering my fav part is the whole stream

    • @jackiechan9689
      @jackiechan9689 4 роки тому +21

      Jerma seems to like Danny Elfman scores a lot. He used the beetle juice theme twice two years apart.

    • @mankulon790
      @mankulon790 3 роки тому +5

      And basically every other tim burton movie lol

  • @gabtype
    @gabtype 4 роки тому +393

    The "x streamer does y" jokes basically write themselves this time

    • @SamsterClone
      @SamsterClone 4 роки тому +23

      nice twin peaks owl cave pfp

    • @vassanguis
      @vassanguis 4 роки тому +86

      SMALL-STATURED CLINICALLY INSANE streamer does COCAINE OFF A HOOKER’S LEFT BUTT CHEEK

  • @imperialguard451
    @imperialguard451 4 роки тому +546

    watching these vods makes me realize that either my spacial awareness is incredible or jermas is incredibly awful and im leaning towards the latter

  • @5hort3
    @5hort3 4 роки тому +219

    Game actually starts 14:23

  • @kut_mutt
    @kut_mutt 4 роки тому +258

    3:53:51 absolutely the best moment of the stream. Jerma just working away silently like some crazed savant, doling out meat rub laced with coke. Fucking holy shit I'm dying

  • @Toactwithoutthinking
    @Toactwithoutthinking 4 роки тому +333

    Its okay Jerma, I play 40k so I understand the need to hustle for plastic crack

  • @ItsNobleSavage
    @ItsNobleSavage 4 роки тому +154

    Buys amphetamine from jerma
    Jerma: have a nice day

  • @Sube-Tube
    @Sube-Tube 2 роки тому +43

    4:11:47 "alright then, beat it"
    "Yeah, you too"
    Now THATS good dialogue

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 4 роки тому +161

    Welp, I looked it up. And apparently Jerma is 100% correct about the Hershey bar thing. The FDA allows a certain amount of insect remains because it is "statistically impossible" to eliminate every possible insect from getting into the food. Oh boy

    • @cosseybomb
      @cosseybomb 4 роки тому +58

      Extra protein baby

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay 3 роки тому +28

      People eat insects all over the world

    • @PismotHello
      @PismotHello 2 роки тому

      @@RatBürgerSk8 thats fr

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Рік тому

      ​@@WhayYayyeah poor third world people

    • @katzea.a7880
      @katzea.a7880 Рік тому +19

      @horriblepancake If you eat fruits you already did countless times

  • @theworstmaid
    @theworstmaid 4 роки тому +75

    "from now on i'm your daddy, your boss, and your wife"
    "okay :D"

  • @dablux3892
    @dablux3892 3 роки тому +124

    Jerma: My mic is very good
    Jerma one minute later: my mic is defying reality and I don't know anything

    • @KingofGermanic
      @KingofGermanic 2 роки тому +6

      I literally do not understand what he was going on about the whole time. He spent like 5 minutes fiddling with audio and did nothing

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop Рік тому +5

      @@KingofGermanic Nobody does, that's what makes it a Jerma stream.

  • @stevespike8208
    @stevespike8208 2 роки тому +27

    I love jerma streams. I can always count on watching a settings UI for 10 minutes straight

  • @MrCrazyGameGuy
    @MrCrazyGameGuy 3 роки тому +61

    Sometimes I like to come back to this and imagine Jerma sitting on the street corner offering people his dry rub.

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 роки тому +34

    Jerma would probably be so anxious if he was a drug dealer in real life. He'd probably get caught so fast

  • @zacheryeckard3051
    @zacheryeckard3051 4 роки тому +88

    "Uh sir... wouldn't that already be mashed potatoes, then?"
    "Yeah... it would be."
    *slapslapslapslap*
    "He's runnin'!"
    Actually made me lose it. Holy shit. Shortly after 2:37:30

  • @ThatOneBlackGuy
    @ThatOneBlackGuy 10 місяців тому +7

    I hope this channel remains forever, especially once Jerma leaves. It is insane to think its been 4 years, and will prob watch again at the 10 year mark with my newborns... oh man this shit is wild, I hope future me see this - hey bro! Keep killing it! You rock! Do not stop enjoying Jerma!

  • @TheElectricRaichu
    @TheElectricRaichu 3 роки тому +39

    7:47 The timing for that was extremely on point and creepy.

  • @byeheaven
    @byeheaven 2 роки тому +30

    this is by far the best irl stream yet

  • @Brian-er7py
    @Brian-er7py 4 роки тому +59

    "im just gonna walk outside with a bag of dry-rub and put my hands up in the air, pay a hundred dollars and go to jail just for it to be tomorrow"

  • @captainsancho1237
    @captainsancho1237 3 роки тому +97

    Jerma getting sad about no one calling or texting him is fucking priceless!

    • @user-rg7uz8of9r
      @user-rg7uz8of9r Рік тому +14

      i'm glad you wring out some twisted joy from his sadness

    • @zeronxepher4167
      @zeronxepher4167 9 місяців тому

      This is truly a schadenfreude moment.

  • @mycoolhandgiveit
    @mycoolhandgiveit 4 роки тому +125

    SMALL "man" crushes embarrassing "Funko" figurines into METH

  • @TylerNohbuddy
    @TylerNohbuddy 2 роки тому +38

    im with jerma on this one at 1:32:29 how have most of you NOT done that?

  • @christian_heretic
    @christian_heretic 2 роки тому +31

    Jerma mixing drugs to the peewee Herman music
    Is so funny

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 10 місяців тому +1

      THIS... IS CRACK

  • @A.W.GundamXCX
    @A.W.GundamXCX 3 роки тому +38

    Streamer encourages his adoring fans to do whip-its

  • @rippedlampshade
    @rippedlampshade 4 роки тому +43

    Damn the closure of all Vegas Casinos have really gotten to him.

  • @cyoagamebooker5479
    @cyoagamebooker5479 4 роки тому +56

    It wouldn't be a Jerma stream without weird technical problems.

  • @Iwontgohomewithoutya
    @Iwontgohomewithoutya 4 роки тому +26

    sugar, salt and aggravated assault

  • @zimmyx2y833
    @zimmyx2y833 4 роки тому +80

    This is Jerma hinting about what his next career choice will be

    • @sodaunderthesink9014
      @sodaunderthesink9014 4 роки тому +14

      i wish jerma was my drug dealer

    • @zimmyx2y833
      @zimmyx2y833 4 роки тому +16

      You mean he’s NOT selling you that new new new mix? Wow you’re missing out

    • @prezzo4991
      @prezzo4991 4 роки тому +6

      Mr Beaner ha, the new new new new new new new new bbcuman mix is the best one. Can’t believe you aren’t buying it.

  • @Whatsuppbuddies
    @Whatsuppbuddies 4 роки тому +68

    Jerma seems to be actually really good at this game. Almost like there's some sort of innate natural talent for the trade?

  • @BlackBars1993
    @BlackBars1993 4 роки тому +17

    20:00 I love how bird got stuck near that quote

  • @strongxhands
    @strongxhands 4 роки тому +44

    Jerma’s streams are my substance of choice for quarantine

  • @senpaiofalltrades4967
    @senpaiofalltrades4967 2 роки тому +13

    This stream is what introduced me to jerma

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg547 4 роки тому +45

    "I can put 2 or 3 bug legs in my cocaine or make the mix 50% baking soda". lol Jerma out here curing heartburn and messing over his customers.

  • @stjebvnelabjomskie4417
    @stjebvnelabjomskie4417 4 роки тому +81

    4:34:54
    "keep it in the closet until people like you again" is something I tell myself daily

    • @grelkie
      @grelkie 4 роки тому +19

      :(

    • @studhouser6969
      @studhouser6969 4 роки тому +13

      If only everyone had your modesty

    • @monocandy
      @monocandy 4 роки тому +39

      @@studhouser6969 yikes

  • @ilalighieri
    @ilalighieri 4 роки тому +20

    05:01:41 giving me flashbacks to the "my summer car" stream.

  • @TeriyakiTakeout
    @TeriyakiTakeout 4 роки тому +42

    I’ve been just crackin these on in the background during finals week and it’s quite nice

  • @Fren69420
    @Fren69420 3 роки тому +22

    Really, no one gunna mention that 19:50, the stuck bird part, the sign says "With god on your side, there are no obstacles?" Jerma framed it perfectly too.

  • @_Bungus
    @_Bungus Рік тому +5

    Watching this stream for the first time 2 years ago and seeing Jerma sell "dry rub" to people for hours made me think of the *wet* rub we used to use for pulled pork back home, which stirred me to push aside the crippling depression I had at the time long enough to use a bunch of my mom's recipes to prepare a whole barbecue at my dorm for all my friends.
    Good memory of mine, and I have Jerma's cheap drugs to thank.

    • @tonyelectionfraud669
      @tonyelectionfraud669 10 місяців тому +2

      this is a beautiful tale of a gamer rising up. hell yeah dude

  • @FLUING
    @FLUING 4 роки тому +41

    Loving the 50 ads at the start

    • @rrai1999
      @rrai1999 4 роки тому +4

      adblock

    • @arachanine
      @arachanine 4 роки тому +3

      @@rrai1999 UA-cam mobile

    • @rrai1999
      @rrai1999 4 роки тому +3

      @@arachanine Install adblock on your device. Just use your browser and not the shitty app.

    • @fokego956
      @fokego956 4 роки тому +16

      @@rrai1999 do you know how bad browser UA-cam is

    • @whythehecknot5038
      @whythehecknot5038 4 роки тому +5

      @@rrai1999 bitch the browser is shit, dont diss the app like that

  • @chickenrice2484
    @chickenrice2484 Рік тому +7

    just had the worst sleep paralysis experience and woke up to this stream. thanks jerma

    • @connorw3166
      @connorw3166 Рік тому +9

      LMAO i had sleep paralysis to his papas freezeria stream like 2 days ago. i was stuck and being tormented but faintly heard him talking about syrup in the background.

  • @john_dillermand
    @john_dillermand 3 роки тому +8

    3:52:00 Jerma is unable to satisfy his customer and is forced to go back to the lab again.

  • @uncledoctor6920
    @uncledoctor6920 3 роки тому +11

    "Did I get respect for getting arrested or anything?"

  • @IsNoJoke
    @IsNoJoke 4 роки тому +21

    Did he leave Leon hanging the entire stream? Its been like an hour and a half and he never answered his message for weed

  • @virgilthunes5891
    @virgilthunes5891 4 роки тому +22

    Can’t wait to see the Peewee Herman bit in the best of 2020 vid

  • @johnfreeman9349
    @johnfreeman9349 4 роки тому +9

    local streamer does whippets on stream

  • @olyophogrific
    @olyophogrific 10 місяців тому +2

    i love searching jerma drug dealer

  • @sevenhundred77_
    @sevenhundred77_ 4 роки тому +8

    Archive guy is my hero i love you archive guy

  • @breadtm1044
    @breadtm1044 4 роки тому +32

    3:53:40

  • @TheHogfatherInvades
    @TheHogfatherInvades 11 місяців тому +3

    Should have gotten massive respect points for doing a drug deal while being chased by the police

  • @Skeletonizer1200
    @Skeletonizer1200 4 роки тому +58

    Crazy Tyrion Lannister height-alike cooks meth on STREAM [he gets arrested]

  • @HardBloodNelza
    @HardBloodNelza Рік тому +5

    This is just jerma's real actual life

  • @wawa6711
    @wawa6711 4 роки тому +7

    3:04:12 triumphant moment

  • @brahmomento3189
    @brahmomento3189 3 роки тому +14

    3:53:20 best part of this stream tbh

  • @Austinuztantine
    @Austinuztantine 3 роки тому +7

    1:29:08 The moment chat frothed at the mouth cuz they saw feet...

  • @namepending5620
    @namepending5620 4 роки тому +6

    Drug stranding starring Norman weedus

  • @eligryba1041
    @eligryba1041 3 роки тому +6

    Thank you archive guy! We appreciate you!! 💖

  • @jamesday8361
    @jamesday8361 2 роки тому +7

    Jerma sold my 13 year old cousin smart boosters and now he walks with a limp

  • @kaitlin9288
    @kaitlin9288 Рік тому +3

    Jerma hitting the yoinky sploinky while delivering drugs to the Pee Wee Herman soundtrack is my favourite part of this stream

  • @decm8
    @decm8 3 роки тому +4

    I cant believe no one in jermas chat has done the cream thing

  • @easytos
    @easytos 4 роки тому +8

    Uploading this on 4/20. Nice.

  • @LuluTheCorgi
    @LuluTheCorgi 4 роки тому +46

    Why does Jerma NEVER read the tutorials, watching him try to package the drugs was awful

  • @ChanceKearns
    @ChanceKearns 3 роки тому +5

    According to ABC News, the average chocolate bar contains eight insect parts. Anything less than 60 insect pieces per 100 grams of chocolate (two chocolate bars' worth) is deemed safe for consumption by the Food and Drug Administration. Allergists say most foods contain natural contaminants. {APRIL 2, 2012 NBC NEWS}

  • @johnsalchichon777
    @johnsalchichon777 3 роки тому +9

    DERANGED STREAMER resorts to DRUG SELLING to Fix His HUMONGUS DEBT PROBLEM

  • @roboto2152
    @roboto2152 4 роки тому +8

    I think i just witnessed a drug deal, 2:30 am I’m just cleaning my face and I see a car on my dry ass street pull up, go to the side, and throw out a newspaper roll like package that sounded heavy when it landed, so I’m gonna stake that out and I’ll update if anything happens in the future.

  • @MegaPiguy314
    @MegaPiguy314 4 роки тому +14

    Uploaded 4/20/20
    Nice.

  • @edgarzone
    @edgarzone 3 роки тому +4

    Man can you imagine receiving this voicemail

  • @lukedeets5016
    @lukedeets5016 3 роки тому +10

    This game reminds me of high school.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 роки тому +5

      especially since he's dealing in grams, not ounces.

  • @sampaguita6773
    @sampaguita6773 4 роки тому +10

    toontown waiting room

  • @Jemis_Bond
    @Jemis_Bond 3 роки тому +2

    Love this archive channel thank you :)

  • @wolfblade019
    @wolfblade019 4 роки тому +18

    Why does this seem like an actually fun game

  • @LuluTheCorgi
    @LuluTheCorgi 4 роки тому +26

    This game is so unrealistic, he didnt get shot 12 times in the back once.

  • @MrYelly
    @MrYelly 4 роки тому +7

    Also known as; Cyberpunk 1998

  • @FloyDJode
    @FloyDJode 4 роки тому +7

    When a Suburban mid-50's grandpa tries to make a anti-drug campaign - The game: Featuring 10 dollar grams of meth

    • @aswiftshift5229
      @aswiftshift5229 3 роки тому +1

      50's grandpa tries to scare kids out of doing drugs becomes drug lord instead

  • @Peroxide-Mark
    @Peroxide-Mark 4 роки тому +14

    lmao jermas chat not knowing what speed is

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 3 роки тому +3

      What a bunch of snot dribbling babies, bet they were shitting their pants the entire stream.

  • @sna1466
    @sna1466 4 роки тому +2

    The amount of early ads in this video is like a machine gun burst

  • @littlecatking
    @littlecatking 2 роки тому +3

    jermas used to buying crack but not selling crack

  • @linkanatorstrangegames
    @linkanatorstrangegames 2 роки тому +6

    Jerma gets brutally assaulted by fan after displaying public opinion 5:06:47

  • @aaronwest4277
    @aaronwest4277 4 роки тому +10

    25:24 I still like jerma’s save there lol.

  • @martingarricks6209
    @martingarricks6209 4 роки тому +13

    Where’s the part when Jermaine pitches his voice up to sound like a girl

  • @InVinoVeratas
    @InVinoVeratas 3 роки тому +2

    Burnt out McChicken Streamer resorts to dealing Salt and Sugar dry rub.

  • @drawter3592
    @drawter3592 2 роки тому +3

    Mr Greenz has to pay his debt somehow

  • @noirman345
    @noirman345 4 роки тому +17

    THE CRACK GIRLS!

  • @rossmanmagnus
    @rossmanmagnus 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks a lot archive

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful 4 роки тому +69

    twitch be like
    violent movie footage 🤚😠
    6 hours of drug dealing 😏👉

    • @groove4528
      @groove4528 4 роки тому +7

      i know ur joking but honestly i see some movie kills on youtube that make me go “damn, on youtube even?”

    • @btdforever9389
      @btdforever9389 3 роки тому

      @@groove4528 cringe

  • @flayerthehatebound8920
    @flayerthehatebound8920 2 роки тому +3

    I think Father Michael from AI Dungeon shows up sometimes in this one. Also the Power Crack girls is amazing

  • @someonelse2
    @someonelse2 Рік тому +1

    25:24 nice save

  • @edvardgrikis2455
    @edvardgrikis2455 4 роки тому +12

    The people who disliked this video are narcs

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 Рік тому +4

    jerma, we have to cook

  • @HandMadeFilms
    @HandMadeFilms 4 роки тому +36

    imagine selling drugs during police hours.
    this comment is brought to you by the police gang.

  • @someguy3795
    @someguy3795 4 роки тому +3

    what is the music at 3:52 i recognise it but cant remember what its from