It’s also that he makes it out like it’s a really important part of the day and he doesn’t even know the flavour. Just the colour it is. That’s fucking hilarious.
Just think if Bert had never said “Let me take a little sip of Kool-Aid” we would not have this moment. I wonder how much longer it would have gone that nobody knew he was drinking Kool-aid the entire time?
the best part is they don't sell low-calorie kool-aid, the packet is just flavoring, and you add sugar to it that is the calories, so he is just totally delusional just like his alcoholism lol
Even with low-calorie Kool aid, he's drinking about 500 calories per 64 oz drink. If he's trying to drink three of those a day, the man is getting 1500 calories of sugar. Shit's crazy.
@@joerecoveryjoerecovery5781 low calorie koolaid is 0-5 calories per serving. If he puts 4 packets into each bottle at most it’s 40 calories a day with 2 64 oz servings there’s also no sugar in it
To people who don't listen normally, the thing you have to realize, since the very beginning when they started this podcast in episode one and every single episode onwards they always, at some point of the show, talk about health, Burt's crazy fitness routines and how he is trying to lose weight. Also, Tom usually doesn't laugh very often as he is the more calm and collected person. Burt's crazy Kool aid intake really came out of nowhere and makes him look crazy when thinking about how much he talks about health.
Its true, tom sometimes puts off serial killer vibes, with how serious he can be, so seeing him flat out lose it was just great. Makes sense though, considering what you mentioned. Probably did not see that coming at all XD
I'm Finnish and we don't have kool aid here. Quick googling revealed that if he indeed drinks "low calorie" kool aid it looks like it does not have carbs. Which is strange since maltodextrin is in there which I think is just carbs. Can anyone clarify if this is correct since I cant believe the amount of sugar he consumes everyday if he drinks 120 oz (3.6 litres!) Of regular kool aid everyday.
@@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Yea, even if his calories are low, the amount of sugar must be insane. They saw when you over consume substances though, your body builds up a tolerance, so it might not even do anything for him, hence why he guzzles so much.
@@hamschh you are mistaken, you are missing it entirely. Bert is a bit! He is a character. That is him I wouldn't second guess that he drinks a gallon of koolaid a day and doesn't think anything is wrong with that.
"If you're a grown man eating ice cream your life is out of control" Says the man who takes baths in the pool and TRIES to drink a gallon of Kool-Aid a day.
The worst thing about this clip is it made me realise how long it's been since I laughed like this. Can't help but watch it a couple of times a week to pick me back up
@@uwotm To be fair red is almost a good description. I don't remember what red kool aid is supposed to be flavoured. Cherry if I had to guess, I it definitely does not taste like it.
@@cadlac0594 Which time? I think they broke him a few times. 🤣 Personally, my favorite RT Podcast moment was when Burnie lost his mind yelling at Gavin about airports.
Lmao Bert even says he drinks a certain amount of it to balance the water he drinks. dude has a daily intake of cherry kool-aid he must consume im freaking howling i love this dude
I think it's so hilarious to Tom because he's probably been watching Bert drink out of that thing for months thinking "Wow, this guy drinks a lot of water. That's great." only to finally discover that he has been drinking kool-Aid the entire time. In that context it's so much funnier to me haha.
And on top of that, this was during a time in the show (and just in Bert & Tom’s friendship) when every week it seemed like we found out a new unhealthy or gross things that Bert does. Pool showering, wiping his ass with his hands, drinking wine on the treadmill, etc. and it all reached a climax in this clip. It’s so beautiful hahaha
I have started a ritual where I watch this every morning so I can laugh stupidly and it just sets the mood for the day. I’m so much happier after laughing along with this nonsense.
Showed this to my 10 & 7 yr olds. We all were howling. I read a comment somewhere that said “Bert lives life the way a child thinks adults live” or something like that. So true.
@@jonathanrocha779 He only drinks it like, a few times a week so like, he's definitely not addicted to it. He has basically been sugarwater-free the past month
I've only laughed as hard as these two with my friend who's since passed from a heart attack. We were getting high in my office and watching this random funny show, and we both laughed for 45 minutes straight. By the time we calmed down, we weren't even high anymore, and I felt physically ill. RIP Big Arm.
@I Gonna Be Neenja Ah, yeah man. I was a 21 year old kid that got lucky enough to run a small business but I was also an irresponsible pot head that liked to hang out with friends after work. So we'd smoke blunts and chill in my office lol.
Same. Getting high with a buddy watching Without a Paddle and rewinding the part in the hospital parking lot at least 45 times. Big ups and love to ya homie.
A man devastates his best friend with knowledge of his beverage choice and laughs as the man self destructs under the weight of knowing his bud drinks a GALLON of Kool-aid a day.
@@rouuukLaughing is actually like a workout kinda since so many muscles tense up and relax. I think it was like 15 min of laughing burns around 30 something calories.
Yeah Brent is the coolest. Everytime Brent is on the show i lose it.Brent is great. Brent should have his own podcast called "Two Brents One Cave". I love Brent.
I'll never forget the morning I heard this: I was riding my bike to work and I almost fell off, I couldn't see I was laughing so hard. You guys almost killed me, and I thank you.
Bert: I don’t understand how I’m still fat. I run I swim and I don’t drink alcohol anymore Also Bert: kool-Aid is the best. I drink at least a couple gallons a day
As a 26 year old man who eats far too much Hagen-Daz ice cream I still haven't forgiven Burp Crystal for that comment. Until I watched a podcast from about a year ago where he was talking about ice creams he loves and I remembered 90% of the shit they say is for goofs.
"What kind?"
"Red"
Legitimately an underrated part of this clip, answers it exactly how a 6 year old would lol
Dude I just bought a cool blue Gatorade and idk what the flavor is I just call it cool blue
That’s where I lost it
When u break down the different parts of the clip into levels of rating is when u have taken it too far
hahaha... I thought the same thing. I thought of my nephew....
mdhcccc 🙄
“Good for that guy, he drinks a lot of water” get me every time
😂😂
“ i try to drink two every day” gets me…as if its what the doctor recommends lol!
@@drsus0 all docs suggest to drink two gallons of Kook-Aid A day lol
Lmao well technically bert is drinking alot of water😂😂
For me it's "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"
Bert lives like how a kid would imagine being an adult is like
I know Right 😂
super underrated comment
Are we sure Bert hasn't messed around with a Zoltar machine?
@@dtsnyder12 literally not "underrated" you chump.
@@Aribbonofsoundmen Swear someone says that under any half funny comment
The way he innocently says "Red" as if it's a flavor 🤣🤣
Just like a 5 year old child would answer lmao! Kills me every time.
And almost irritated, like, "Red, what else?"
In fairness, Tom didn't ask what flavor, he just asked what kind
koolaid is the only drink where the color is the flavor
You never refer to Kool Aid by its actually flavor.
That genuine "red" answer got me
"what flavor"? RED! LOL priceless
“Blue is not a flavor.” “Oh, blue blast? Give it here.”
-Michael Scott
That's how you say it
Red or purple. Those are the only acceptable answers to what kool-aid you’re drinking.
Joseph Littlefield “how many filet o’fishes did you eat?” “That’s three or four months worth, Ryan”
I love how Tom is laughing at how fucking absurd Bert is and Bert is just laughing because Tom is laughing.
thats the beauty of it
True Friends
I love how red they both get when they laugh. Like their whole head is beat red lol
and we all are laughing because they are laughing btw. how high are we?
They both seem so kind hearted in a very equal way. Good people..
The guy laughing maniacally off in the distance the whole time is the cherry on top.
The *RED* on top.
Fucking precisely. That guy makes this whole thing next level.
The soundboard laugh?
@@ctand91 That's not a soundboard... it's Nadav aka Blueban, the show's producer.
It's a sound board, its added into loads of these and YMH
Tom dying of laughter while saying "this is so much sugar" is the most dad thing ever.
That part lives rent free in my head, along with the rest of this clip
1:20
I come back every few months to watch this. I love it so much. "I try to drink two everyday" like it's part of some diet.
That’s the part that got me 😂😂
me justfiying drinking iced tea all day because its basically water
Every few months, this is the 15th tome watching this month
@@spjr99 I mean as long as you dont put much sugar into it
I do the same when I need a good laugh. It never lets me down.
They way he says “Red” he sounds like a child and doesn’t see anything wrong with drinking that much koolaid😂
It’s also that he makes it out like it’s a really important part of the day and he doesn’t even know the flavour. Just the colour it is. That’s fucking hilarious.
why narc hahahahha jesus
@@ORiOh4582 LMAO
@@ORiOh4582 IM DEAD A FUCKING NARC 😂
@@alexjones7043 Well to be fair kool aid pretty much only has one flavor in different colors.
“What flavor is it?”
“Red.”
HAHAHAHA
With a straight face lol
Better red than dead!
It's dumber, It's "What kind?" "red."
@@Puggernuts said the guy with the pokemon playlist lmao
@@markus2584 Lol it's a south park reference dude.. and pokemon kicks ass 🤘
Tom almost let it slide but then let his intrusive thoughts win with just a “Kool aid?” And it gave us one of the greatest podcast clips in history
Greatest? Jesus Christ you people have the sense of humor I had when I was 8
@@Randomjackass135what's your sense of humor then?
@@Randomjackass135 it's sad that you lack joy in life
@@phrogg--6 no guys, you dont understand, he is like soooo mature.
@@Randomjackass135 Too bad you lost it.
I need a guy to cackle wildly in the background at everything I say, for my mental health
Agreed
Youre the last guy I expected to see in these comments, I love your videos man
Somebody once told me
who is that guy who always laughs in the background he has a very contagious laughter
I need two, just so I know the first wasn't just laughing from a Kool-Aid sugar buzz.
Bert's laugh sounds like some type of prehistoric sea bird dying slowly in the tar pits.
I love this comment. Goated.
This comment made me do the bird laugh
Lmfao
1:01 mating call
accurate ;D
Just think if Bert had never said “Let me take a little sip of Kool-Aid” we would not have this moment. I wonder how much longer it would have gone that nobody knew he was drinking Kool-aid the entire time?
I loved that moment of confusion from Tom before he realizes
@@user-dx7yu1pm2i I feel the same way since those cups are just there, but the laughter and reactions don’t seem fake at all
@@user-dx7yu1pm2i i feel like bert may have planned it but tom didnt know, those reactions were way too genuine
@@executioner_ecgbert884 p
@@executioner_ecgbert884 p
“It’s low calorie Kool-Aid.”
“Yeah, no, most doctors recommend it.” 💀
I’m dead.
the best part is they don't sell low-calorie kool-aid, the packet is just flavoring, and you add sugar to it that is the calories, so he is just totally delusional just like his alcoholism lol
Even with low-calorie Kool aid, he's drinking about 500 calories per 64 oz drink. If he's trying to drink three of those a day, the man is getting 1500 calories of sugar. Shit's crazy.
@@joerecoveryjoerecovery5781 Remember... it's watered down...
@@joerecoveryjoerecovery5781 low calorie koolaid is 0-5 calories per serving. If he puts 4 packets into each bottle at most it’s 40 calories a day with 2 64 oz servings there’s also no sugar in it
“Good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water”
That’s the shit that go so hard
Bert literally drinks almost a pound of sugar in kool-aid every single day AND showers in a pool. How is he not being studied by Jane Goodall
Too few humans have evolved far enough to appreciate your point.
Knowing bert its probably sugar free
How the hell do you "shower in the pool"? Does Bert bring shampoo, conditioner, body wash and whatever else into a pool with him and bathe?
@@roryvonmeyer2643 yes
@@MediocreTCG this guy is barely human
The way he says “I’ve gotta do two a day,” like he’s fulfilling some kind of prescribed nutritional requirement. 😂
yeah like its for its health
Hey that's what probably keeps the alcohol from killing him
He says he tries to
I mean how else does he keep in shape
@@jumpingilly732 which is funnier. really working to fit that in. Goal set.
To people who don't listen normally, the thing you have to realize, since the very beginning when they started this podcast in episode one and every single episode onwards they always, at some point of the show, talk about health, Burt's crazy fitness routines and how he is trying to lose weight. Also, Tom usually doesn't laugh very often as he is the more calm and collected person. Burt's crazy Kool aid intake really came out of nowhere and makes him look crazy when thinking about how much he talks about health.
Even better, 1 or 2 episodes before this Bert had said that he felt people who like ice cream are childish lol
@@brancrackerhahaha I forgot that part 😂
Its true, tom sometimes puts off serial killer vibes, with how serious he can be, so seeing him flat out lose it was just great. Makes sense though, considering what you mentioned. Probably did not see that coming at all XD
I'm Finnish and we don't have kool aid here. Quick googling revealed that if he indeed drinks "low calorie" kool aid it looks like it does not have carbs. Which is strange since maltodextrin is in there which I think is just carbs. Can anyone clarify if this is correct since I cant believe the amount of sugar he consumes everyday if he drinks 120 oz (3.6 litres!) Of regular kool aid everyday.
@@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Yea, even if his calories are low, the amount of sugar must be insane. They saw when you over consume substances though, your body builds up a tolerance, so it might not even do anything for him, hence why he guzzles so much.
Bert’s matter of fact “RED” answer is just precious 😆🤣😂😅
Lmaoo was looking for this comment. How confident he is in his answer
My favorite part, besides Toms inital “you’re drinking…a fucking….64oz….(cannot finish)
I like that they both turn a deeper shade of red than the coolaid
He’s literally a child in adult form. Most rational adults say “cherry, strawberry, etc”
Duh! What else is there?
"You never realize how different you are until someone points it out" hits really close to home
We all have our quirks.
SAME.
I come back to this video a lot. The double-take that tom does at the beginning is wonderful.
Same
This is helping me get through the election.
Yeah same here, i love how his laugh builds up
This IS kool- aid. Perfect.
I just revisited. I’m heaving I’m laughing so hard.
When Bert doubled down with " I try to drink two of them everyday." LMFAO
1:44 put me in tears. “Good for that guy , he drinks a lot of water” 😂😂😂
Same Lmfao
I immediately thought about all the sugar in 64 oz of Kool-aid, half a cup of sugar
Jesus Christ how does he not have diabettus.@@johnwebster76
That's when I nearly passed out in the kitchen. Don't watch this whilst making a cup of tea.
"its koolaid" 🤣
"you know how you never realize how different you are until someone points it out"?
Good bless Bert, he's so innocent
Like Christina learning you can dry yourself with a towel before you get dressed...
He's so sweet. Literally, SO MUCH SUGAR
@@jwm6314 tf 😂
Tom's crying because he just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy
Tom's crying because 20mg Tom just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy
@@hamschh you are mistaken, you are missing it entirely. Bert is a bit! He is a character. That is him I wouldn't second guess that he drinks a gallon of koolaid a day and doesn't think anything is wrong with that.
Just realized I think he knew that lmao. He doesn't shower, doesn't brush his teeth, and have you seen his clothes in the tour bus lmao.
Or realizing his best friend only has a handful of years left on earth
@@no-gc6xd omfg
The funniest part is that Bert doesn’t actually get why Tom’s laughing so hard, but he’s laughing cause Tom is laughing.
That is the sad part... dude is a moron, and dying, laughing.
Bert is laughing cuz he knows it will get him views
I feel like Bert didn’t really get why Tom was laughing so hard but seeing such hard laughter made him laugh too, this is great
Proven when Bert says "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"
their laughter made this 100x funnier! 😂
Tom was laughing at Bert because Bert is fat.
A HUUUUUNDRED percent
Bert knows how to turn it on for the $$$
"dude that's 25g of sugar per serving!"
"Yeah, but look at the Vitamin C"
😂
The genuine disappointed look on Tom's face in immediate response to that really got me hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
"Yeah, that's true"
😂
6:46 btw in case anyone wants to go right to it 😂😂😂
its low sugar Kool AId!!!!
"If you're a grown man eating ice cream your life is out of control" Says the man who takes baths in the pool and TRIES to drink a gallon of Kool-Aid a day.
My exact thoughts watching this!
I don't think he tries, I think he does.
There is no try, only do
It’s light calorie kool-aid
Just let it happen
Tom's goose honk laugh at 0:49 brings me pure joy
The worst thing about this clip is it made me realise how long it's been since I laughed like this. Can't help but watch it a couple of times a week to pick me back up
Same
Same
i was just thinking this EXACT same thing.
Every couple years I’ll have a laugh like this
Just came back to it now for that exact reason. All of my anxieties from the world just melted away watching this again. This clip is a gem
Every time this shows up in my recommended I can't resist and it always makes me laugh.
Same and it makes me laugh every time
No matter my mood, when I see this, I end up happy and I feel better about my life.
Bert's laugh sounds like someone blowing their nose.
I just cried laughing . It never gets old
@@franzpoopenschitzel3002 he sounds like a Kookaburra bird.
Does anyone else come back this episode just to have a laugh once in a while. I love you guys
2222
2023 once a week.
Absolutely, I laughed as hard as Tom the first time 🤣
Every day mate
Did today
The double take Tom gives in the beginning gets me every time 😂
Both of them double take looking at the 2 Bears poster.
Tom "what kind"
Bert "Red."
Respect burt, the hood sees you.
Soo woo
Water, sugar and red
That seems like something tampa trash would drink
Two flavors, red and purple.
Burt wears a hood lol
Double iced coffee: ✅
“Run” “4” “miles”: ✅
“Shower” in the pool: ✅
64oz yeti tumbler of Kool Aid: ✅
*hydro flask
*2 64 oz kool aids
Don’t forget he skips brushing his teeth and just uses a water pick. I can’t believe that his wife can stand all of this 😂😂😂😂. Dirty country girl
*growler
@@wrizzy9393 awful white teeth for a water pick though
Bert: "Ice cream is for children, no grown man should eat ice cream."
Also Bert: "I try to drink a gallon of Kool Aid a day"
He now eats tons of ice cream too. It's his "thing".
Tom: what flavour?
Burnt: red
He says fucking red
@@uwotm LMAO Burnt
@@uwotm To be fair red is almost a good description. I don't remember what red kool aid is supposed to be flavoured. Cherry if I had to guess, I it definitely does not taste like it.
@@varden3270 like eating brownies
Tom trying to calm himself down with “….it’s so much Kool Aid…” is SLAYING ME.
03:20 😂
2 years later, this is still the best podcast moment ever.
Nah mate, the Rooster teeth pod cast where they break Guses mind is hilarious
@@cadlac0594 Which time? I think they broke him a few times. 🤣
Personally, my favorite RT Podcast moment was when Burnie lost his mind yelling at Gavin about airports.
@@korymov AIMES messages in quotes
I think another top moment was Bobby Lee's childhood story on Fighter and the kid. Or So British on Ten Minute Podcast.
Stav on cumtown referring to a thousand yard stare as a thousand island stare.
ua-cam.com/video/XG5oJBls7-M/v-deo.html
we should enjoy Bernt Krystler while he's still with us
I think he would be more enjoyable gone.
Count2Potato ue
Dogs might not agree with you
Dude don't talk about Barny Krystar like that
Dude leave Brent Krystal's out of this
Tom almost composing himself and then taking a drink of the Kool-Aid only to lose his shit completely again kills me 🤣
You can see the moment the sugar hits his bloodstream lmao
😂😂😂
2:27
@@TheParkerThirteen
Lol! "I feel sick"... "I need to lay down."
The way Tom calmly says "take me through your morning" will always kill me.
Bert literally didn't realize how ridiculous the concept of drinking a gallon of Kool-Aid a day was until Tom lost his shit. Let that sink in.
@mamamia88 even a pack of that shit is awful for you
@@Sigrafix he's just replacing addictions, it's like stopping crack but switching to full time eating
@@ReeferSmoker I don't see how you can be addicted to kool aid tho.. Lol.
@@Sigrafix sugar, hello? It triggers the release of serotonin its why fat people get fatter by the day
sugar-free kool aid is 5 calories per serving actually
This never gets old. That dude in the back laughing is the icing on the cake.
That’s Nadav. Imagine if sitcoms used his laugh as a laugh track 😂
He's been providing the background laugh track on YMH since like 2015.
That guy never STOPS laughing
It’s a laugh track bra. It’s a recording
@@siavashmassoudi "2 bears 1 cave is filmed in front of a live studio audience" but it's just Nadav
The fact that "I shower in the pool" slips by in this clip is still incredible to me. Brent should be studied for science.
Yes
Rich people gunna rich.
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Rich would be installing a shower in the pool. Thinking chlorine = soap is pure Bert. 😛
Brent?
@@michaelelliott1212 Misspelling Bert's first and last names is some kinda meme, though I have no idea how it started.
I come back to watch this clip every couple of months. It's great therapy.
One of the best podcast moments in the history of podcasting.
I no longer think drinking alcohol is the reason Bert has high blood pressure
Real talk. 64 oz of Tito’s might be healthier. Cuz you sure as heck ain’t drinking all 64 oz nor a second jug.
there's a 100% chance that koolaid has vodka in it, so it's still both.
That's 640 calories of pure sugar in that bottle.
@@AxelQC 800
@@BrandonM7777 I think Tom would have mentioned it when he tasted it. I bet it's just Coolaid
The more we find out about Bert, the more I'm surprised he's still alive.
I've definitely switched from 'how is that guy so fat?' to 'how does he weigh under 500 pounds'
Mickey Mantle gene baby
Sincerely I don't think Bert understands why Tom's laughing that much
Lmao he doesnt have that much self-awareness so most likely not
I was waiting for him to let slip through the crying laughter, "you're definitely going to die soon".
Lmao Bert even says he drinks a certain amount of it to balance the water he drinks. dude has a daily intake of cherry kool-aid he must consume im freaking howling i love this dude
He has no clue. Haha
While Bert is an idiot, sometimes nothing is funnier than watching your friends lose their shit laughing
Tom laughed uncontrollably for damn near 4 minutes straight. Thats a great start to the day
Bert is like what happens when you give a 12 year old a million dollars..
Literally the Blank Check kid grown up
No sh*t 🤣
@@-cali-gbpacker559 thanks for the censor. Bad words hurt my feelings.
Lol. Good one!
@@poppinboppin7250 damn a light roast! He silly goose though
Tom normally only laugh's like this during the final moments of his victims death spasms.
In a way that's what this is
KrikKiller possibly the best reply that was possible.
Nothing better than a fresh kill.
@ballconei is that a nutsack on an icecream cone
@@SinSeared Yes, yes it is.
I think it's so hilarious to Tom because he's probably been watching Bert drink out of that thing for months thinking "Wow, this guy drinks a lot of water. That's great." only to finally discover that he has been drinking kool-Aid the entire time. In that context it's so much funnier to me haha.
taken. tom says that on 1:41
And on top of that, this was during a time in the show (and just in Bert & Tom’s friendship) when every week it seemed like we found out a new unhealthy or gross things that Bert does. Pool showering, wiping his ass with his hands, drinking wine on the treadmill, etc. and it all reached a climax in this clip. It’s so beautiful hahaha
@@joelanderson839 He does fucking what? WIPE WITH HIS HANDS?!! When did he say that? Do you have a link? can you elaborate? I NEED ANSWERS
How has he not have a heart attack
@@MrMetalhorse right
5:18 “Then I get in the pool, I shower in the pool” lmao 🤣
At 2:25 when tom takes a sip and tastes how much sugar is in it, just sends him into another fit of laughter 🤣🤣
This is a real laugh you have with a real friend. No script no acting, just pure joy
And pure diabetes.
Real for Tim, fake as fuck for Bart.
@@josephsosa776 bert
@@SirFooplesTheThird Brent
@@josephsosa776 Burnt
The best part is the person in the background that’s having an aneurysm from laughing so hard
Always wondered how it is? Blueban?
@@peterarm4912 lol yeah that's Nadav, he's unintentionally become the live laugh track on pretty much all the podcasts recorded at Studio Jeans.
It’s some Jewish guy that googles stuff laughing
RIP Blueban
Yea wtf
I have started a ritual where I watch this every morning so I can laugh stupidly and it just sets the mood for the day. I’m so much happier after laughing along with this nonsense.
This is one of the purest moments ever captured in a podcast.
The worst part is him “trying to drink 1 or 2 more of these” like it’s for his health
When said "trying to" I was sent into orbit 🤣
@@spyczech I'm so glad I'm not the only one that keeps getting stuck on that HAHA, "I *try to* drink 2 a day"
You mean best part
I heard it that way too!!!! 😂
"look at the vitamin c though"
“You know how you don’t realize how different you are until someone points it out”
That's the best line
After watching it a hundred times, I just realised for the first time ever that at 2:02 Bert is farting from laughing so hard.
I just caught that this time around, LMMFAO
Oh yeah? Who ever blamed it, flamed it... (back of the bus joke).
ROFLLLLL
He lets it rip a 1:44 too lmao
Thank you so much for this
Whenever I'm having a terrible day, I just come here and watch this clip.
Same😂
Me too man never fails to make me laugh
Same here :))
Glad I’m not alone 😂
I also do this 😂
Usually it's Bert's laugh that's contagious, this time it was Tom's. I got an ab workout laughing along.
oh snap its "you" here from the art of guitar.
Hey Mike your channel is excellent
4:00
Literally about to vomit from too much laughing....
Me too. Guess I can drink a third gallon of koolaid today from all that laughing.
Berts laugh is annoying as shit to me.
“It’s watered down, it’s not too bad” this man been eating the powder straight up
😂😂😂
Just inject it you get the flavor faster
Showed this to my 10 & 7 yr olds. We all were howling. I read a comment somewhere that said “Bert lives life the way a child thinks adults live” or something like that. So true.
Bert doesnt realize the reason he's sweating is because his blood sugar is through the fucking roof
And his blood pressure is probably high asf also. That's why he turned red so quickly.
Good old American ignorance! Ppl don’t know that leanest beef has 25%of fat and put butter on it and eat it with potato of different kind
@@ojc8203 is that the leanest? Is it a mislabeling thing or what? Because at the comissary here theres a lotta 93%
I’m genuinely impressed Bret Chrysler is still alive
@@ojc8203 I've seen 90% lean beef and you can get higher if you're willing to pay for it
"They're like good for that guy he drinks a lot of water, IT'S KOOLAID"😂😂😂
Thats what I think got Tom, he thought bert was being healthy. When actually this guy is drinking sugar water.
@@jonathanrocha779 He only drinks it like, a few times a week so like, he's definitely not addicted to it. He has basically been sugarwater-free the past month
Didn’t he just admit in this very video that he drinks it daily, though?
@@cailanshrontz Yeah and that he tries to get two in everyday.
@@jonathanrocha779 It's the low-cal version and the vitamin C cancels the sugars and cancers. It's science.
“You don’t realize how different you are until someone points it out.” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I've only laughed as hard as these two with my friend who's since passed from a heart attack. We were getting high in my office and watching this random funny show, and we both laughed for 45 minutes straight. By the time we calmed down, we weren't even high anymore, and I felt physically ill. RIP Big Arm.
Bless.
Wait, getting high in an office? Lul.
@I Gonna Be Neenja Ah, yeah man. I was a 21 year old kid that got lucky enough to run a small business but I was also an irresponsible pot head that liked to hang out with friends after work. So we'd smoke blunts and chill in my office lol.
@@armanarmadillo haha u goated for that
Same. Getting high with a buddy watching Without a Paddle and rewinding the part in the hospital parking lot at least 45 times.
Big ups and love to ya homie.
A man devastates his best friend with knowledge of his beverage choice and laughs as the man self destructs under the weight of knowing his bud drinks a GALLON of Kool-aid a day.
That was a great synopsis
I love that the laughter hits him like stages of grief
Ok Karen
It's fucking Kool aid
This is my favourite comment
Bert is how I imagine a real life Homer Simpson would be.
Brother
Florida is full of Homers
I never thought of that till now. Thank you for opening my eyes.
Homer was funny
except dumber
"I'm sweating and crying."
It's called diabetes, Bert
WebMD sent me to this comment.
@@kennethscherer4734 is it?
@@rouuuk nah I think its a joke because of the whole sugar in the kool-aid thing.
@@rouuukLaughing is actually like a workout kinda since so many muscles tense up and relax. I think it was like 15 min of laughing burns around 30 something calories.
Its sugar free kool aid
Whenever I need a good laugh I always result to this video and it never fails 😂
The way Brent says “red” so matter-of-factly fucks me up everytime. This is the way to literally start every morning. Oh fuck.
Yeah Brent is the coolest. Everytime Brent is on the show i lose it.Brent is great. Brent should have his own podcast called "Two Brents One Cave". I love Brent.
0:20 “red” 🤣
The high pitched squeal is how Bert attracts local dogs to mate with.
*with him
At least ya heard it ya dirty dog😂
@@apatel922 I'm not sure YMH UA-cam comments about Bert fucking dogs are where you go to find examples of proper use of prepositional phrases, my guy.
1:36
You mean like a Hyena and monkey going at it laugh.
Tom nearly passing out at 1:22 trying to say "Its so much sugar" kills me everytime
Tom Segura has one of the best laughs I’ve ever heard. It’s contagious as all hell 😂
“There’s not another adult man in the country who drinks a gallon of kool aid every day” 😂😂
There's no human period because a child's kidneys would flush out their body from a gallon of kool aids
You've obviously never been to the getto
Lots of Americans drink that much Coke a day easily csn handle that much Kool-Aid lol
I drink shit load of those sugerless pink ice teas u mix with water
the first time i saw this episode i was drinking a half gallon jug of kool aid and almost did a spit take
If anyone had any doubts about just how Florida Bert is, he starts his day with kool-aid and a pool shower.
They say laughter is the best medicine, let's hope it helps with diabetes.
Whoever said that didn't have terminal illnesses
@@someguy1369 If the illness is terminal, laughter is the only medicine.
@@someguy1369 then it's even more effective!
Pools cancel out diabetes
Lmao make dolphin noises and repeat for 5 minutes 😂🤣😂
Tom genuinely thought he was joking at first until he poured the Kool Aid
I can’t get over the fact that Bert is consuming probably 2000% his daily recommended value of Vitamin C
That man never gets sick 🤣
It comes out with pee so you cant ever take too much c vitamin so thats good
Ssshoooo much SUGAR!!!!
400% DV of sugar
He's a machine from what I've heard.
Long time listener. That’s the hardest I’ve seen him laugh.
Hardest I laughed watching this podcast. Tom's laugh just makes me laugh.
Absolutely. The closest I’ve seen to this was “guy uses lung infection as instrument”
Someone mentioned a clip where Bert was laughing about some dude being crushed by a car in a garage. Anyone have a link?
RIGHT, and then that one time when Christina’s dad was slinging and the title of the video
Kevin Marino AHAHAHAHAH
I'll never forget the morning I heard this: I was riding my bike to work and I almost fell off, I couldn't see I was laughing so hard. You guys almost killed me, and I thank you.
That’s the risk you take with this show, I listen to this at work and I have an some embarrassing moments laughing in the middle of a quiet store
I was mowing my lawn. I had to stop and compose myself.
I think I've watched this 100 times and it's still hilarious.
"People walk around and they're like, good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water!"
Bert: I don’t understand how I’m still fat. I run I swim and I don’t drink alcohol anymore
Also Bert: kool-Aid is the best. I drink at least a couple gallons a day
"I *try* to drink two of them every day." He puts effort into making sure he drinks at least a gallon of Kool aid, every day.
@@MightBeCale but its low calorie coolaid
@@gutzu265 he said that him and his daughter mix in the sugar. Lol
I think Tom's heart actually stopped, but his ego would not allow him to die before Bert.
Bert: Ice Cream is for children
Also Bert:
As a 26 year old man who eats far too much Hagen-Daz ice cream I still haven't forgiven Burp Crystal for that comment.
Until I watched a podcast from about a year ago where he was talking about ice creams he loves and I remembered 90% of the shit they say is for goofs.
Don't forget the Uncrustables
@@whiskeywombat4312 That's one of the main food groups
Such truth. Thanks mommy
@@whiskeywombat4312 Is that that movie with Robin de Niro and Kennard Costner?
Anyone else come back to watch this once a month and laugh as hard as the first time?
Bert: I don't understand why I can't lose weight.
Kool aid guy: OH YEAAAAAA
Gut laughing here.
I needed that. Ffff
It’s a beautiful thing that the hardest I’ve ever seen Bert laugh is only because Tom is laughing so hard.
It’s a magical friendship
Bert talks, Tom laughs
I can not die happy unless I have this kinda friendship
"Most doctors recommend it"
The delivery kills me
That guy is good, he should be a comedian or something ;)
@@Xaito I think one of them is a comedian.
Edit: Ah, I see the wink now.
I watched this again 4 years later still laughing till I'm crying lol!!!!
2:38 Guy in the background loses it when Bert says "I try to drink 2 of them."
And 5:15
Yeah, we know who Nadav is.
The hardest they’ve laughed is also the most SFW bit in this podcast’s history.
It's by far my favorite moment so far
@Iron Bear We all die eventually.
DarkLeviathan8 wow u must be really smart how’d you find that one out
@@702blue I mean his comment almost implies that they don't know it's bad for his health lmao. I had to make a comment as stupid as his, I guess.
Probably one of, if not, the funniest clip, in this podcasts history....
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I was listening to this at woek and I was crying laughing, my coworkers were looking at me like I was insane
*in podcast history
All podcast history lmao
Yep
3:40 not Bert sounding like Pennywise when he laughs😂