This is such an easy concept to not screw up. Some friends go on an ironic easter egg hunt for adults in some generic woods and the eggs turn out to be grenades or filled with razor-filled candy or liquor bottles tainted with hallucinogens. Then someone dressed as an easter bunny picks them off with a novelty knife shaped like a carrot. Their cellphones get compromised, they get lost, and everybody dies. The end. It would actually be easier to write it properly than screw it up.
15:45 - I actually just heard a thing on NPR this morning about how AI voice generation is getting way better, so this part is actually not too far-fetched.
Damn, I just realized that we're now living in the world where future horror movies could have any fake outs with any supposedly dead characters recording voice messages and then the reveal being just "yeah, she made enough vlogs for me to train an AI voice model"
I'm pretty new to Cinema Snob. Did Cinema Snob ever cover "Dellamorte Dellamore" ? I think in the USA it was called "Cemetary Man" or something equally lame. It's definitely one of the most underrated and weird Italian Movie which is a Cult Classic here in Germany among many other Italian Movies. Which is because back in the Day before the Internet it was much easier for Germans to get gorey Italian Movies (since it's literally a few Hours by Car) than for Example US Movies like Evil Dead. Both US and Italian Movies of that Genre were heavily censored or even illegal back then in Germany. I remember back in the 1990s being able to get a VHS of Evil Dead (German Title: Tanz der Teufel "Dance of the Devils") and the Likes was like a Mysterious Artifact you could only view if you knew a Guy who knew a Guy who knew a Guy who smuggled a Copy from somewhere. Meanwhile Italian Movies that were illegal or only available censored with like 20 Minutes cut out were easier to get and watch. Just some Horror Movie Trivia from the 1980s-2000s as to how it was over here in Germany Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
Welcome! I believe the Cinema Snob still has his own website where he keeps copies of all his old videos or the ones that keep getting taken down, you could look there
@@sydneyslaughter7163 Thank you! I will do that right now! If you like obscure and weird European Horror Movies, definitely check that one out. I just checked and its called "Cemetary Man" in the USA.
I'm pretty certain he has done it, under the USAn title you mentioned. If I'm wrong then it's Brandon Tenold who did it, I occasionally get partial memories of them mixed up.
Excellent holiday tie-in episode! Damn UA-cam's copyright flagging system for delaying it! Listen hard at 0:28 and 12:59... Anyone else hear sirens? Must've been a crime filled day in Chicago! 18:02 You got covid again? Damn... It never ends!
Um, it's a city. You're gonna hear sirens all the time whether it be cop, fire, emergency. I know Chicago is a cesspool, but not really any more than any city. Get better material.
A Belated Happy Easter Brad! 🐰 Yeah, for a movie call "Easter Bunny Massacre", there was...surprisingly a lack of massacre. The only memorable death scene in this movie was the guy who got scalding hot chocolate poured on him and got stabbed, why wasn't there more death scenes like this in the movie?!
Wait did the last guy kill discount Lindsay Lohan? This movie was confusing! I miss the days of the old Friday the 13th movies where at least the acting was on a level higher than this and the people just got to the sex and killing without all this nonsense. Gaaaah. Thanks for the review Snob and hope you feel better!
I'm going to try to pretend it was the editing and Brad's abbreviation of the plot that made it nonsensical. Because there is no way that a movie from these "esteemed auteurs" made something that was this lacking in plot.
The most unrealistic part of this movie is that many people murdering a friend and staying tight knit friends afterward... there's no way they ever speak again😅
They aren't even Easter themed kills! At least the Santa from Futurama had Christmas themed weapons and such. This was just a lazy, paint by numbers, slasher flick. ZERO DOVES.🚫🕊
Oh hey the review finally left review limbo and it only took a week. It's unfortunate that this was Brad's Easter movie this year.. but at least he'll forget it in a few days
These horror movies give off the same vibe as those corona-xploitation movies like 5G zombies, Angry Asian Murder Hornets and Corona Zombies. Except these films have…well…a budget.
0:20- Sequel to the worst movie of 2023 according to the Razzies...and me. 0:33- Still waiting for Disney's Fast & Furious style remake of Bambi starring Dwayne Johnson. 5:29- I wouldn't be surprised in these movies were produced on the same type of shooting schedule as a Tyler Perry movie.
0:25 Yeesh. What a "2000's Edge-lord" looking title card. 2:33 If these are English actors playing Americans, they stink at hiding their accents. 5:12 SPOILER ALERT! Is it just me, or did the redhead in this movie dress similar to Kim Possible?
Not holiday themed, but about 20 years ago, I rented a horror movie about a killer piñata. Yes! A killer piñata. A can’t remember a whole lot about it but I do remember the explanation of the making of the piñata at the beginning was long and boring. Anyway, it’s a bad movie that you might consider reviewing. (Sorry that I don’t remember the name, but how many killer piñatas could there be?)
Hair Kill Poirot! Good one! 🤣 Yeah. I'm not believing those high school grads are 18. Credibility factor ZILCH. LOVE the 80's commercial. Better than this flic! OY!!!! I do NOT believe I live in a world where there is writing SOOOO BAD it makes TOMMY WISEAU'S The Room look tolerable! Shoot me.
Plot twist.."the villain is stupid!" I never saw it coming.😹😹
"That's a twist! The Easter Bunny is hot!"
Oh, so you saw Hugh Jackman's bunny from "Rise of the Guardians" too?😏
This is such an easy concept to not screw up. Some friends go on an ironic easter egg hunt for adults in some generic woods and the eggs turn out to be grenades or filled with razor-filled candy or liquor bottles tainted with hallucinogens. Then someone dressed as an easter bunny picks them off with a novelty knife shaped like a carrot. Their cellphones get compromised, they get lost, and everybody dies. The end. It would actually be easier to write it properly than screw it up.
11:59 it turned out to be the murderer was the AVGN
Beat me to it!
"This slow dancing is in the movie more than the Easter Bunny!"
😂
What this movie needs is The Easter Bunny forcing them to play 'Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blow Out' (Nehhhhhhh, What's Up Doooooooc!)
Yeah a blow out alright, blow out my ass!!
"We have Murderhouse at home,"
The producers probably
Hope Cinema Snob could do Easter Casket next Easter, as that is one twisted Easter horror flick with puppets, angels, and an evil Easter Bunny.
The parody Taken version of the Easter Bunny Liam Neeson shot for Colbert was scarier than anything here.
Colbert did something funny without John Stewart's involvement, the most I got from that hack is a chuckle in years.
It was a fantastic parody.
100X scarier and funnier than this trash. LOL
Jagged Edge Productions is like the new Asylum. But no Syfy Original Movies from them (yet), since I presume even Syfy has standards.
“I’d rather go to church than watch this movie.”
😂🤣🙋🏻♀️
Glad you’re feeling better, Brad.
Wait, Brad had Covid again?? In 2024? Both he and Sean Moore of Cinematic Excrement must be invincible.
As an Englishman, I'm sorry these films exist
I'm not sure I can forgive you
From Hammer/Amicus to Danny Boyle to public domain character slasher movies... British cinema has truly reached its peak!
15:45 - I actually just heard a thing on NPR this morning about how AI voice generation is getting way better, so this part is actually not too far-fetched.
The Kevin Costner Big Chill reference was worth it +1
Damn, I just realized that we're now living in the world where future horror movies could have any fake outs with any supposedly dead characters recording voice messages and then the reveal being just "yeah, she made enough vlogs for me to train an AI voice model"
I'm pretty new to Cinema Snob. Did Cinema Snob ever cover "Dellamorte Dellamore" ? I think in the USA it was called "Cemetary Man" or something equally lame.
It's definitely one of the most underrated and weird Italian Movie which is a Cult Classic here in Germany among many other Italian Movies.
Which is because back in the Day before the Internet it was much easier for Germans to get gorey Italian Movies (since it's literally a few Hours by Car) than for Example US Movies like Evil Dead.
Both US and Italian Movies of that Genre were heavily censored or even illegal back then in Germany.
I remember back in the 1990s being able to get a VHS of Evil Dead (German Title: Tanz der Teufel "Dance of the Devils") and the Likes was like a Mysterious Artifact you could only view if you knew a Guy who knew a Guy who knew a Guy who smuggled a Copy from somewhere.
Meanwhile Italian Movies that were illegal or only available censored with like 20 Minutes cut out were easier to get and watch.
Just some Horror Movie Trivia from the 1980s-2000s as to how it was over here in Germany
Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
Welcome! I believe the Cinema Snob still has his own website where he keeps copies of all his old videos or the ones that keep getting taken down, you could look there
@@sydneyslaughter7163
Thank you! I will do that right now!
If you like obscure and weird European Horror Movies, definitely check that one out. I just checked and its called "Cemetary Man" in the USA.
Whatever you do...check out his reviews of Pierre Kirby movies
I'm pretty certain he has done it, under the USAn title you mentioned. If I'm wrong then it's Brandon Tenold who did it, I occasionally get partial memories of them mixed up.
Thanks for another amazing episode. Your pateron are worth ever freaking penny
"Look for someone in a mask"; are you sure this isn't "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?"
Dude is so much funnier than 90% of Hollywood's so called comedians! 😂
Jagged Edge Production look like a British version of The Asylum.
Cadbury creame eggs and ketchup made me fucking snort
Did you hear that there's going to be a new cut of Caligula called the Ultimate Cut?
Baby Hueys Eastern is still the more scarier Eastern movie
'Lots of kids. Lots of fun.'
The sequel made this look like a masterpiece.
Excellent holiday tie-in episode! Damn UA-cam's copyright flagging system for delaying it!
Listen hard at 0:28 and 12:59... Anyone else hear sirens? Must've been a crime filled day in Chicago!
18:02 You got covid again? Damn... It never ends!
Don't fire trucks use sirens too?
Um, it's a city. You're gonna hear sirens all the time whether it be cop, fire, emergency. I know Chicago is a cesspool, but not really any more than any city. Get better material.
Wow, the cinematography on that opening camp fire scene during the sun set is actually pretty cool and we’ll done
1:04 I’m honestly surprised that the first ‘Blood and Honey’ didn’t use this costume.
"House establishing shot!" 😀
Have you been watching the awesome Horror Geek? hehe
1:21 Summoning Bloody Mary 2 is it a sequel to Godfrey Ho Bloody Mary Killer
AKA: Undefeatable
I thought the sirens at 12:53 were part of the movie and they were just waiting for rescue
A Belated Happy Easter Brad! 🐰
Yeah, for a movie call "Easter Bunny Massacre", there was...surprisingly a lack of massacre. The only memorable death scene in this movie was the guy who got scalding hot chocolate poured on him and got stabbed, why wasn't there more death scenes like this in the movie?!
What kind of self respecting slasher villain shoots people with a gun?
One of the guys (Karl I think) was in the film
Dancin' it's on.
Amazing video review of Easter Bunny Massacre cinema snob,fantastic job. The most bored dull horrow movie about the Easter bunny ever.
6:14, Petar Gagic from The Cine-Masochist?
You should check out "Bachelor Party in the Bungalow of the Damned". It's a doozee!
The invitation🤣🤣🤣
Wait did the last guy kill discount Lindsay Lohan? This movie was confusing! I miss the days of the old Friday the 13th movies where at least the acting was on a level higher than this and the people just got to the sex and killing without all this nonsense. Gaaaah. Thanks for the review Snob and hope you feel better!
I'm going to try to pretend it was the editing and Brad's abbreviation of the plot that made it nonsensical. Because there is no way that a movie from these "esteemed auteurs" made something that was this lacking in plot.
You are amazing. 🙂
Better late then never!
so this is the April Fools Day remake you were talking about in your April Fools Day Review?
The most unrealistic part of this movie is that many people murdering a friend and staying tight knit friends afterward... there's no way they ever speak again😅
Hey, maybe Marty's the killer!
Low budget Easter film! 😂
how are these films financed? are they filed student films? What's the production like?
@ least there isn't an Annoying singing baby Duck 🦆. 😉😈
This is the first snob episode I've watched since he had the kid. Why is the pacing off? Feels like I'm watching it on double speed.
Are we sure they just didn’t film the multiple takes of the same scene over and over and just decided to show them all
And we thought pooping jellybeans was bad.
They aren't even Easter themed kills!
At least the Santa from Futurama had Christmas themed weapons and such.
This was just a lazy, paint by numbers, slasher flick.
ZERO DOVES.🚫🕊
It’s like paint-by-numbers if they used the wrong paint color for the wrong numbers.
Oh hey the review finally left review limbo and it only took a week. It's unfortunate that this was Brad's Easter movie this year.. but at least he'll forget it in a few days
May Kelly is in it? I will suffer and watch it
Would have preferred the Easter classic critters 2 just to be honest. I'm eager for critters reviews
The Cinema Snob, Do you plan to review Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey 2?
I wish there really was a Saw film like that.
These horror movies give off the same vibe as those corona-xploitation movies like 5G zombies, Angry Asian Murder Hornets and Corona Zombies. Except these films have…well…a budget.
0:20- Sequel to the worst movie of 2023 according to the Razzies...and me.
0:33- Still waiting for Disney's Fast & Furious style remake of Bambi starring Dwayne Johnson.
5:29- I wouldn't be surprised in these movies were produced on the same type of shooting schedule as a Tyler Perry movie.
*Had no idea lindsay lohan was in Easter bunny massacre*
Another slasher villain who shoots at his victims--- the guy in the bunny suit wasn't by any chance a mime in a previous life?
They are also all British so why are they going to an American High School? Did this town just have a really good exchange programme?
Little Willow High School? Y's're all 28 and f!#+in' British! :/
Thanks, Hercule Poirot. I am still laughing at that one. David Suchet would be very proud. Not of this film, though!
It's like the director loved Blair Witch 2, but needed to include Easter and worse acting.
0:25 Yeesh. What a "2000's Edge-lord" looking title card.
2:33 If these are English actors playing Americans, they stink at hiding their accents. 5:12 SPOILER ALERT!
Is it just me, or did the redhead in this movie dress similar to Kim Possible?
Not holiday themed, but about 20 years ago, I rented a horror movie about a killer piñata. Yes! A killer piñata. A can’t remember a whole lot about it but I do remember the explanation of the making of the piñata at the beginning was long and boring. Anyway, it’s a bad movie that you might consider reviewing. (Sorry that I don’t remember the name, but how many killer piñatas could there be?)
A quick check shows it has the least original name: Killer Piñata (2015)..
@@sweetchristmas101 The one I saw was around 20 years ago. So I guess there are at least two movies with that theme!
@@dancepiglover Thought that might have been a bit too easy. It is getting a sequel though - that's the hallmark of modern quality.
No No, it's a dramatic suspense-thriller, more than a mire slasher...it's about "young people"
I watched this a bit ago. Wasn't that bad. If there's a costumed killer. I'll give it a chance.
I honestly want to know who put up a copyright strike against this piece of shit.
I still don't get the Humpty Dumpty egg thing. Humpty Dumpty was a big ass cannon that got shot down. READ A HISTORY BOOK, MOVIE MAKERS!
Damn you Lewis Carroll!!!
Seen "The Bunnyman Massacre"? It's much better.
Jeez this movie is so bad that Jesus is actually angry that this was made low key involving him
So maybe the 2nd Easter Bunny Massacre is a better movie? ... Snob? ... Snob? ... Snob? .... Snob? .... ;)
WAT
It that blonde Sidney Sweeny but hot?!?
So is this movie supposed to be bad? Seems like the actors are playing it straight.
Oh hey, I've seen this piece of crap. Yeah, it's pretty bad!
Everything in this "movie" feels cheap.
These movies are always so terrible.
This easter sequel to winnie the pooh looks lame
Hair Kill Poirot! Good one! 🤣 Yeah. I'm not believing those high school grads are 18. Credibility factor ZILCH. LOVE the 80's commercial. Better than this flic!
OY!!!! I do NOT believe I live in a world where there is writing SOOOO BAD it makes TOMMY WISEAU'S The Room look tolerable! Shoot me.
The bunnyman franchise is better.
I hate the way you talk, your not hosting a game show
I like your videos, but I hope you find Jesus. He and His followers wish nothing but hope, peace, and happiness. Jesus will never deny you.
House Establishing Shot? @thehorrorgeek show em how it's done!!!
Beaster Day was amazing
sorry old bud but six mins of bs b4 i see your show....youtube have f'd it
You got a 6 minute long unskippable ad before this ?! WTF YT ?!
What does this have to do with the missing money?
Jagged Edge is a better production studio than A24. Prove me wring.
Jagged Edge was a better 90's R&B group than All-4-One.