Totally Obsessed Cabbage Patch - Fred Willard.

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  • @amandagrace31
    @amandagrace31 5 років тому +852

    Imagine them having a custody battle over Kevin if they divorce.

  • @BooBotta
    @BooBotta 5 років тому +629

    The disappointment in her mother’s voice when they started talking about their daughter

    • @melissacooper4482
      @melissacooper4482 4 роки тому +61

      It's a shame that their relationship with their real daughter is strained because of that doll!

    • @raccoonmotion5681
      @raccoonmotion5681 4 роки тому +6

      Ikr

  • @pinkroses9418
    @pinkroses9418 5 років тому +424

    vicki:*kills herself because of abuse and neglect*
    parents:
    parents:
    parents:
    parents:well, we still have kevin

  • @pidgon7465
    @pidgon7465 6 років тому +405

    0:51 I’m dead, the doll is just sitting there t posing

    • @neptuneflower9156
      @neptuneflower9156 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @nyxol3664
      @nyxol3664 5 років тому +20

      Asserting his dominance to the Actual living child

    • @Roarxez
      @Roarxez 5 років тому

      Pidgón it’s face is just: 😐

    • @sarahl.5748
      @sarahl.5748 5 років тому +1

      Dead 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 роки тому

      @@nyxol3664 breakfast lunch and Dinner every day. Just Kevin: LOOMING.
      As a wise man once said 3:33 "How bizarre"

  • @coledoucette5116
    @coledoucette5116 6 років тому +1271

    This is honestly a great concept for a horror movie

  • @edgarallanpoestheblackcat6613
    @edgarallanpoestheblackcat6613 8 років тому +557

    Their poor daughter, favoring a lifeless doll over her.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 8 років тому +21

      qt schartner The doll doesn't have a soul! The girl does!

    • @xx_paigec._xx6427
      @xx_paigec._xx6427 8 років тому +11

      they got the doll. A dog. She couldn't have a dog but a cABBAGE PATCH KID GOT MORE FUN IN ITS LIFE THAN A REAL HUMAN

    • @sugarcane1234
      @sugarcane1234 7 років тому +35

      I know what you mean. I feel so heart broken for her. They spoil something that is not able to appreciate it and they basically treat the daughter like she is a 2nd class citizen.

    • @Zzsmuf
      @Zzsmuf 3 роки тому +1

      Reminds me of Robert the doll.

    • @pinkparasollise9646
      @pinkparasollise9646 2 роки тому

      "Murphy Brown" actress Candice Bergen, in her autobiography, wrote that she had the same issue with dad Edgar who made his living with Charlie McCarthy.

  • @burrito4614
    @burrito4614 5 років тому +423

    he’s easy going, quiet, behaved
    *you don’t say?*

    • @michaelperrotta8340
      @michaelperrotta8340 4 роки тому +6

      He is a doll

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 роки тому +3

      Trying to think of literally any other personality traits for ' Kevin'
      "Ummmm...."

    • @Alexis-le1cd
      @Alexis-le1cd 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaelperrotta8340 wow i didnt know

  • @Dilemmaps3
    @Dilemmaps3 9 років тому +299

    Those parents are either insane or are the most epic trolls in the history of trolls with their daughter being their troll victim.

    • @mader2302
      @mader2302 9 років тому +17

      +Dilemmaps3 Or it's just a family of trolls.

    • @blueefanta8710
      @blueefanta8710 9 років тому +2

      Watch out for a troll on these comments QT SCHARTNER seriously bro god

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 років тому +1

      i'm not retarded

  • @TheProwler44
    @TheProwler44 4 роки тому +278

    So she takes care of fake children but she doesn’t care of her real daughter

    • @TheProwler44
      @TheProwler44 4 роки тому +7

      This is reatarted

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheProwler44 not as retarded as that spelling

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 3 роки тому +3

      She looks pretty healthy to me, so it looks to me like she’s been taken care pretty well.
      Besides this segment is staged, they’re actually just super hardcore collectors of PKD. Check out the Vice video that covers the craze, where they show their collection. It’s still creepy sure. But they don’t actually believe a doll is real.

    • @MJW238
      @MJW238 3 роки тому +1

      Her daughter is like 40 - she can take care of herself.
      Probably got the doll as a substitute once she left home.

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 3 роки тому +2

      @@MJW238 Actually as I stated they’re HARDCORE collectors or were cause I think they either are still trying or have sold off their whole collection, yes including their “son” Kevin.
      Even though this video focus on one doll and has this couple portrayed as some nuts to believe to be their son. Like I said, that was JUST for this show though. They actually have THOUSANDS of those creepy (and ugly) Cabbage Patch kids dolls that they spent probably more than a MILLION dollars on in their lifetime. They definitely didn’t just buying dolls when their daughter was adult, they spent not just a lot of money into their collection but a LOT of years as well.
      So yeah, they’re still a bit odd overall, just not “we believe dolls are living kids of others” weird. It’s too bad a show like this wanted to make what was in actual just big collectors and SUPER fans and portray them as geeks and losers that out of touch with reality. I would have liked the show better if they just showed off these people super awesome collections, especially that TMNT super fan lady, but instead of making her look like just a big TMNT fan and collector they made her look like a loser who’s in debt for TMNT and has to eat Pizza with bizarre toppings like they did in the cartoon, neither of which were true.

  • @finnmcjeff4877
    @finnmcjeff4877 6 років тому +274

    Almost all the songs in the background were Gorillaz, like if you noticed.

  • @lisatheboywonder6744
    @lisatheboywonder6744 8 років тому +245

    My guess is that the daughter and her parents are not on speaking terms anymore.

    • @louisecooper7472
      @louisecooper7472 6 років тому +4

      Cheap Cooking Channel I collect dolls and make clothes and stuff for them but I go nowhere near this level

    • @MaddieMP3
      @MaddieMP3 5 років тому +2

      Louise Cooper I can’t have a kid cause of medical reasons, and I got a reborn doll and bring him with me to the store,parents,etc. But I don’t think he’s real.

    • @MetalHead-ks9zq
      @MetalHead-ks9zq 3 місяці тому

      @@MaddieMP3 have you ever considered adopting a child?

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 7 років тому +225

    "Kevin" looks like he's in constant, unending agony

    • @ByakuganWhite
      @ByakuganWhite 7 років тому +4

      He's a Cabbage Patch Kid. They all look like that.

    • @keybyss98
      @keybyss98 6 років тому +2

      I'd be that way if I looked like a deflated potato, too.

  • @brianself4958
    @brianself4958 8 років тому +152

    Just imagine one guy that's totally obsessed with the show totally obsessed.

  • @jackpez
    @jackpez 6 років тому +753

    Honestly these people disgust me. Take some time and bond with your actual daughter and not that plastic garbage Kevin. I feel so bad for her

    • @elizabethhazel15
      @elizabethhazel15 5 років тому +9

      Dude it's a joke man come on! They are trolling! Clearly!

    • @cellosareawesome
      @cellosareawesome 5 років тому +35

      It was just for tv. They were actually just serious collectors. They recently sold the majority of their collection a few years ago

    • @pebbleslove2908
      @pebbleslove2908 5 років тому +5

      Everyones judgeing these people like cmon everyone loves something

    • @BerniceBowling
      @BerniceBowling 5 років тому +7

      I was told that the people who did this interview with them told them to act like that for the camera.

    • @nooraqueen2716
      @nooraqueen2716 5 років тому +7

      elizabeth hazel it’s not actually a joke they went into a show years later and they have their own cabbage kid organization

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 5 років тому +75

    1:57 it's totally illegal to have a kid on your lap in the driver's seat like that

  • @zanedestiny
    @zanedestiny 9 років тому +191

    At first I assumed the doll was perhaps a coping mechanism for the parents. Perhaps they lost a child or weren't able to have children.....then you find out they have a daughter...

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 9 років тому +5

      Whom was one when they got the stupid doll.

    • @hanacat1000
      @hanacat1000 9 років тому +3

      My thoughts exactly :/

    • @donaldobama6305
      @donaldobama6305 9 років тому +3

      And that the daughter plays along with it...

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 9 років тому +15

      Jake Valdivia
      Ththe doll has sadly been her brother sense she was just 1 yrs . She know. No different and they treat her doll brother more like human. then they seem to treat her.

  • @chittochan3552
    @chittochan3552 8 років тому +946

    I feel bad for the sister. Her parents put a doll, a non living thing, over their real daughter. Like, WTF.,

    • @FRGDEC
      @FRGDEC 8 років тому +36

      I thought they were deluded, but fairly innocent enough, but that was the tipping point of making them utter freaks.

    • @craigbeade8654
      @craigbeade8654 8 років тому +52

      ya i thought they were doing this because they couldn't have kids and felt bad for them, but when i found that out... God damn

    • @xtremepatryk2687
      @xtremepatryk2687 8 років тому +10

      ikr they are mentally disabled

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 8 років тому

      +Greg Erble its just like boom b*tch

    • @lukeskywalker1724
      @lukeskywalker1724 7 років тому +6

      Jada Rodriguez what if Kevin is possessed!!!!😱😱😱

  • @Bayonettamachinekill
    @Bayonettamachinekill 8 років тому +279

    millions of children in the orphanage don't have parents and they are treating a piece of plastic as a child.

    • @rachela.5311
      @rachela.5311 8 років тому +34

      Because they can completely control everything about it. I wouldn't trust these people with a real life baby.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 8 років тому

      qt schartner Heartless

    • @darkclaw8959
      @darkclaw8959 7 років тому

      Rachel Ann, yeah I was thinking similar thoughts

    • @daphnehanson7959
      @daphnehanson7959 6 років тому

      *cloth

    • @carrasco2011sc
      @carrasco2011sc 6 років тому +2

      Bayonettamachinekill They are not responsible for those kids though. These people are free to do whatever they want and what makes them happy.

  • @lime5595
    @lime5595 5 років тому +67

    If anyone has watched "The Boy" this is it in real life.

  • @ejp3292000
    @ejp3292000 6 років тому +523

    Please stop associating Gorillaz with this.

    • @mr.hamborger9602
      @mr.hamborger9602 6 років тому +25

      Satan must of been involved with this to have Gorillaz in it.

    • @mr.hamborger9602
      @mr.hamborger9602 6 років тому +21

      He probably remade the 19-2000 video so that instead of cranking into turbo to boost over the bridge he probably just drove himself off the bridge after watching this.

    • @omarbriseno-ferreira3579
      @omarbriseno-ferreira3579 6 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @char1ie3000
      @char1ie3000 6 років тому +2

      Yass

    • @papajoey2928
      @papajoey2928 6 років тому +10

      I was looking 4 this comment

  • @pencilstreak9
    @pencilstreak9 9 років тому +286

    "My favorite little kid."
    Fucking WOW.

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye 9 років тому +667

    This one is fucked up because it actually impacts the life of someone who isn't involved with the obsession. The other obsessed people, it's just something they really like to do and it doesn't affect anyone else. They can do whatever they want. But here, they're depriving their own daughter of love and affection for the doll. And the worst part is that the daughter vocally disapproves of it.

    • @Bobvindy
      @Bobvindy 9 років тому +8

      +spaceye but from the way she words it, it seems she views him as real too like a real brother, so she is a bit loony too

    • @fallout4jones950
      @fallout4jones950 9 років тому +6

      I can recommend a lunatic asylum for these people

    • @SpeediraWindira
      @SpeediraWindira 9 років тому +40

      +Bobvindy
      She was probably forced into playing along with this crap for so long that she gave up and let him be 'real'.

    • @Bobvindy
      @Bobvindy 9 років тому +8

      SpeediraWindira
      the brainwashing hit her too hard lol

    • @acmanga8393
      @acmanga8393 9 років тому +1

      +Fallout4 Jones I approve your name greatly

  • @twoponypals1504
    @twoponypals1504 8 років тому +461

    If I were the sister of that doll, I would literally burn it in a raging bonfire. Why don't they love their ACTUAL child? Seriously, that poor girl got no love or attention since she was a little girl. Breaks my heart. 💔

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 8 років тому +3

      daaaaaammmmnnn

    • @adorablefawn
      @adorablefawn 8 років тому +15

      Two Pony Pals I WOULD BURN THE FRICK OUT IF THAT DOLL WOW THEY RATHER ' LOVE A STUPID DOLL MORE THAN THEIR ACTUAL REAL DAUGHTER!?😤💔

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 8 років тому +15

      Most of these people showcased on totally obsessed, especially the cabbage patch ones, need to be fucking thrown into a mental hospital. If that doesn't help, just have them shot. Society isn't safe with these crazies and their insane fetishes running rampant.

    • @okurcute
      @okurcute 8 років тому +1

      Cococlass99 LPS it's possessed

    • @mememonster5791
      @mememonster5791 8 років тому +4

      i know right j would blow up the doll

  • @crystalzepeda2176
    @crystalzepeda2176 5 років тому +43

    In Stephan King’s words “we are all crazy, some just show it more than others.”

  • @alyssarasmussen1723
    @alyssarasmussen1723 5 років тому +85

    When the favorited child is a doll.

    • @RobinDoodles
      @RobinDoodles 4 роки тому +2

      Alyssa Rasmussen, I will rage if this ever happened to me.

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil 7 років тому +176

    “He’s got it all, and a real life sister!”
    Parents: oh Lordy.
    😂 lmfao i feel so bad for the daughter

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 6 років тому

      what about feeling bad for kevin

  • @GarrettSpring
    @GarrettSpring 9 років тому +414

    What if when they were driving and ... Kevin, just flew out the window and into a river... And went over a waterfall...

    • @ThePsychicCellPhones
      @ThePsychicCellPhones 9 років тому +14

      I think they would grieve, then just get a new doll that looks exactly like Kevin

    • @Aly_224
      @Aly_224 9 років тому +3

      +BellaFiore1987 Ikr I'm dying

    • @yacomytaco7393
      @yacomytaco7393 8 років тому +12

      +Garrett Spring I would honestly pay a million dollars to see that. Like I'm not even kidding...

    • @Belvnox
      @Belvnox 8 років тому +5

      +TheSingingGardener 1 Anyone else want to eat that doll alive? I'm so hungry for Kevin.

    • @ThePsychicCellPhones
      @ThePsychicCellPhones 8 років тому +2

      Belvnox ಠ_ಠ

  • @yellowblob405
    @yellowblob405 6 років тому +723

    The poor daughter.. Kevin gets WAY more attention then her.
    He is NOT real, And she is.. They really need to fix their lives and spend time with their daughter rather then a stupid doll.

    • @nickcooper665
      @nickcooper665 6 років тому +4

      True

    • @ch33seymuffin
      @ch33seymuffin 6 років тому +9

      Thats sad

    • @progold7607
      @progold7607 5 років тому +4

      Agreed

    • @missmonster539
      @missmonster539 5 років тому +19

      If I was their daughter, I’d burn that bloody doll

    • @supermarioworld3362
      @supermarioworld3362 5 років тому +8

      I don’t know. Which makes me to believe that the parents may be suffering from paranoid schizophrenia “a real mental illness characterized by delusions and hallucinations”

  • @raiindrop17
    @raiindrop17 5 років тому +55

    So how would you describe your doll-son?
    He's quiet.

  • @thecerebellum5697
    @thecerebellum5697 6 років тому +138

    Why is there gorillaz music and that poor sister I mean a doll gets more than a human including his own room , a custom car and a college fund and if there raising a “kid” for 19 years he wouldn’t be a “kid”

    • @turtlememes3128
      @turtlememes3128 6 років тому +4

      Alex 2007
      3 gorillaz songs

    • @thecerebellum5697
      @thecerebellum5697 6 років тому

      Turtle Memes I know

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 5 років тому +1

      A college fund...FOR A DOLL?!?!

    • @f1a169
      @f1a169 3 роки тому

      Well there was an album called plastic beach and thats exactly where that garbage like kevin belongs

  • @Blackiecomics
    @Blackiecomics 7 років тому +851

    So let me get this straight. A deflated potato with a face is ranked higher than an actual living breathing human girl?
    This is what i call REAL child abuse.

    • @TheAlexgallardo2000
      @TheAlexgallardo2000 5 років тому +8

      Blackiecomics DEFLATED POTATO OMG SKSKSKKSSKMSLSMSMdmsmdmdmdmsmzmxmckzdmmssmmz

    • @CuretheCuree
      @CuretheCuree 5 років тому +13

      Ur right omfg

    • @freddiestranger9783
      @freddiestranger9783 3 роки тому +5

      ATTENTION: PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO LOVES YOU SO VERY MUCH 💟 DO NOT GO TO HELL ♨️🔥

    • @preparetoholdyourcolour7080
      @preparetoholdyourcolour7080 3 роки тому +5

      This comment made me laugh so hard 🤣

    • @stormylockhart2267
      @stormylockhart2267 3 роки тому +4

      @@freddiestranger9783 dude I know but chill don’t talk like we are going hell

  • @istalkfictionalcharacters5194
    @istalkfictionalcharacters5194 8 років тому +786

    i feel bad for the daughter ;-;

    • @JV-io1qf
      @JV-io1qf 7 років тому +17

      I LOVE SPONGEBOB BY KATIE she looks done with life lmao

    • @allysksks8897
      @allysksks8897 7 років тому +2

      I LOVE SPONGEBOB BY KATIE same

    • @altlor
      @altlor 6 років тому +1

      Your name and pfp lmao

    • @BaileyCheese808
      @BaileyCheese808 6 років тому +1

      You got a nice profile picture. :3

    • @mexicanhomervideos6175
      @mexicanhomervideos6175 6 років тому +1

      Love Spongebob more

  • @aramisschmidtke3142
    @aramisschmidtke3142 8 років тому +267

    sometimes i wonder if this shit is even real

    • @nopemcnoperson5627
      @nopemcnoperson5627 6 років тому +4

      Yeah what are the odds they're all crazy?

    • @johnojohn7544
      @johnojohn7544 6 років тому +3

      Dude that’s what I’m thinking too is this fucking for real?

    • @slamaramabang6137
      @slamaramabang6137 6 років тому +5

      I can confirm The ninja turtle one is real because that girl has a youtube channel

    • @einhornisaman2973
      @einhornisaman2973 6 років тому

      "Sometimes, dead is better" Jud Crandall

    • @yossifeldman1742
      @yossifeldman1742 6 років тому

      Yo it's on tv of course it's real

  • @hayleyh9207
    @hayleyh9207 6 років тому +17

    “Here comes the funny farm that’s where they’re gonna end up”😂

  • @franciskandt6660
    @franciskandt6660 5 років тому +31

    Dad: “Ok Kevin its time to go to bed”
    Kevin: “help me”

  • @aztexas78
    @aztexas78 8 років тому +112

    I wonder how is Kevin doing now that he is a teenager.

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 8 років тому +3

      OMG Harry Enfield reference! I love you.

    • @bowlmrbowl5503
      @bowlmrbowl5503 6 років тому

      aztexas78 he's in never never land.

    • @shiretsu
      @shiretsu 2 роки тому

      I was his math teacher sophomore year in high school and let me tell you he's a little piece of shit

    • @kathrinekathrine
      @kathrinekathrine 2 роки тому

      Kevin is 39 now lol

    • @Stover54_0
      @Stover54_0 Рік тому

      @@kathrinekathrine somebody doesn’t know math, if they adopted him in 1985 Kevin would be 37

  • @UravityJenna
    @UravityJenna 8 років тому +192

    I feel so bad for the daughter of these people.

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 8 років тому

      +Scarlett Sparks you can't feel that bad since they never abandoned her

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 8 років тому

      ***** Well i don't see how because they gave her their heart

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 8 років тому +8

      +qt schartner Yeah, and then proceeded to give Kevin everything SHE had wanted!

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 років тому

      but she still got kevin for a brother

    • @lil_bean3024
      @lil_bean3024 6 років тому +2

      sharker 102s why are you backing up a doll?

  • @lucabalsa8660
    @lucabalsa8660 8 років тому +181

    I would love to see their faces when I burn the doll

  • @kainbakteria
    @kainbakteria 6 років тому +53

    Everyone focusing on the Gorillaz more than the fact that they're RAISING A PIECE OF PLASTIC

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 4 роки тому +8

      Raising him on a plastic beach

    • @RobinDoodles
      @RobinDoodles 4 роки тому +1

      C_minus, ohhhhhhhhhh I get it!

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 Рік тому

      Kevin is actually a lost resident of Plastic Beach

  • @themytwocentsshow8411
    @themytwocentsshow8411 5 років тому +14

    Doesn’t anyone get that the couple played this up for television? This is hilarious!

  • @Maxfilms99
    @Maxfilms99 9 років тому +27

    What I want to know is why half the soundtrack is Gorillaz instrumentals

  • @lovelyebonywhite4792
    @lovelyebonywhite4792 7 років тому +52

    I'm not okay with this mainly because they favor a non-living thing over their ACTUAL LIVING HUMAN daughter
    Also becasue they used a Gorillaz song

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 років тому +2

      it's perfectly normal by today's standards

    • @jeremiahcobb3908
      @jeremiahcobb3908 5 років тому

      LovelyEbony Jim n onus yeh

  • @Michelle70523
    @Michelle70523 8 років тому +359

    The gorillaz music lol

    • @iggykoopaiskool
      @iggykoopaiskool 8 років тому +3

      Ikr

    • @iralo5976
      @iralo5976 8 років тому +3

      Michelle hell yeah

    • @iggykoopaiskool
      @iggykoopaiskool 8 років тому +21

      Rafael Ceja who gives about the video when you got Gorillaz music in the background

    • @iralo5976
      @iralo5976 8 років тому +3

      Heck yeah

    • @M00n_Cl0wn
      @M00n_Cl0wn 8 років тому +1

      Michelle I was just about to say something about that X3

  • @jarvistoasty
    @jarvistoasty Рік тому +3

    Okay but the pic of Kevin at the pumpkin patch is cute af.

  • @VaBeachBeach2971
    @VaBeachBeach2971 5 років тому +1

    I was born in 83 I used to love my cabbage patch. I would get new one every Christmas. I liked the bald ones.

  • @peronvey
    @peronvey 9 років тому +176

    theres no way this is real

    • @peronvey
      @peronvey 9 років тому

      why

    • @Lovesunshinebreath
      @Lovesunshinebreath 9 років тому +2

      +peronvey Sadly it is

    • @SonOfMeme
      @SonOfMeme 9 років тому +2

      +peronvey I can't even tell anymore. The irony swallows everything.

    • @vivelajonny
      @vivelajonny 9 років тому +3

      +qt schartner no its not.

    • @Donda0508
      @Donda0508 7 років тому +3

      At least the daughter a adult

  • @chumby_
    @chumby_ 8 років тому +33

    When Kevin gets possessed and kills everyone like chucky

  • @callmeblubber5038
    @callmeblubber5038 8 років тому +44

    I feel so bad for they're real daughter

  • @Spidernoe
    @Spidernoe 5 років тому +20

    Imagine getting your belongings given to a goddamn cabbage patch kid. I feel sorry for the daughter

  • @christinad4432
    @christinad4432 4 роки тому +5

    All the family photos with Kevin that were taken over the year’s had me lmfao!!💀😂👍🏼🤣

  • @johng7410
    @johng7410 8 років тому +28

    From Vice 2015 Article:
    While filming the Proseys, it became clear that they were not as insane as they appeared on television. Before traveling to Maryland for the documentary, the couple told me over the phone that they would be willing to act however we'd like them to for the piece. In previous media appearances, they explained, they'd done things to seem crazier for the cameras, at the insistence of producers-like the time they appeared on a television show pretending to have raised a Cabbage Patch Kid named Kevin as though he were an actual child (something they assured me was not actually true).

    • @skunkrotten7925
      @skunkrotten7925 8 років тому +8

      I've cooked for these people at a small diner in Leonardtown md. They bought food for their dolls and wasted it because of course the dolls can't eat. so article or not these people are still dumb as shit

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 8 років тому +1

      wow that sucks it was wasted and you should've have them pay double since their cpk didn't wanna eat

    • @josefinaz6834
      @josefinaz6834 2 роки тому +1

      Wild that people like all the ragebaity comments and this one sits at 14 likes.

  • @HippyShake9
    @HippyShake9 10 років тому +12

    "Quiet.... Easy going....Behaved...." HE'S A DOLL!!!!

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 років тому

      They do have their life right but what's wrong with yours

  • @itsmeagainmargaret.1899
    @itsmeagainmargaret.1899 9 років тому +21

    2:45
    "Oh yeah! And a real life.."
    Me: don't say girlfriend. God please don't say girlfriend
    "Sister!"
    Me: oh thank God!
    Me: wait that's still messed up

  • @mscupcakedreamson36
    @mscupcakedreamson36 3 роки тому +1

    Omgosh, I had that white cabbage patch dolls sweater. I wish I could go back to the 80s for one year.

  • @Trayxxxx
    @Trayxxxx 5 років тому +14

    "oh yeah, and a real life sister"
    Me: WAIT WHAT?!

  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 8 років тому +68

    I know it wasn't mentioned here, but I bet there's something deeper to this couple's connection with the doll. I'm totally guessing here, but I wonder if maybe a very long time ago, the older woman had a miscarriage, and lost a baby boy? Or perhaps wanted another child, but could never have one? I don't know, there just seems like there could be a psychological reason behind such extreme treatment....

    • @cholo-guycarlose4236
      @cholo-guycarlose4236 8 років тому +5

      Well that is scary damn

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 8 років тому

      god damn

    • @rlover171
      @rlover171 8 років тому +1

      Lord Fisty Cuffs I was thinking the same thing really..

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 8 років тому

      that's like the fucking motive for a batman villain lol

    • @lukeskywalker1724
      @lukeskywalker1724 7 років тому

      Ayuuk good point but I also have a theory... KEVIN IS A HUNTED TOY!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @lovefitch
    @lovefitch 8 років тому +15

    I think this is one of the more legit episodes of Totally Obsessed. These people actually own the largest Cabbage Patch Kids collection in the entire world and are pretty well known for it; Pat and Joe Prosey. Their collection is worth about $1 million.

  • @Willardsmusic
    @Willardsmusic 8 років тому +12

    "Lookit that Spongebob, bein' all crazy"

  • @37Dayzzz
    @37Dayzzz 4 роки тому +7

    He's easygoing, quiet, well behaving...
    _Hm yes, this floor is made out of floor_

  • @MikeFortino
    @MikeFortino Рік тому +1

    I was just like these two. I had a cabbage patch kid. He was my best friend in the entire world. I did everything with him. Most of the things shown in this segment I did with him. I wouldn’t go anywhere without him. And then I turned 4.

  • @lightbulb5642
    @lightbulb5642 9 років тому +41

    This is not an obsession, this is the strangest thing I've seen, it's a doll not a person. It's actually kind of fucked up if u think about it, 40 year old couple that treat a doll like a kid and that the fact that this couple doesn't relize it can't talk is weird. And y the hell does it have a college fund, these people need me tale help, and they need it now

    • @Emmy-pz5et
      @Emmy-pz5et 9 років тому +20

      What's even worse is the fact that they have a real life daughter that they basically treat like utter crap.

    • @hammymcburger7363
      @hammymcburger7363 8 років тому

      I would definitely be the one to throw that doll into a sawmill.

  • @vincentmeade2534
    @vincentmeade2534 7 років тому +60

    i wonder if he went missing would they call the police and then find out he is a doll

  • @darkpittheegg3613
    @darkpittheegg3613 8 років тому +20

    "He's easygoing. Quiet."
    YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK

  • @ultraagilao4026
    @ultraagilao4026 5 років тому +27

    They *_really_* like gorillaz songs on this show

  • @finfin9976
    @finfin9976 4 роки тому +5

    Imagine this in the Toy Story Universe, where 'Kevin' might think he's an actual human being with emotions and 'overly-attached parents'.

  • @joiemanning3323
    @joiemanning3323 8 років тому +24

    I feel bad for the daughter.. She can be my daughter from now on

  • @ZombiePuppys
    @ZombiePuppys 8 років тому +68

    Yeah that's pretty mean like loving a doll more than your daughter wow that's mean

  • @dorianc38
    @dorianc38 7 років тому +51

    This is the best so much Gorillaz

  • @rainbowsworldxx
    @rainbowsworldxx 2 місяці тому

    When they said “he is quiet, well behaved”
    I was on the floor laughing.
    Keep up ur incredible imagination. Most adults lose it but you kept it. This is amazing

  • @duckymrcorey
    @duckymrcorey 4 роки тому +8

    I feel bad for Vicki. She got neglected by her parents for a god dang doll.

  • @adar.6357
    @adar.6357 9 років тому +29

    This is proof. There is someone for everyone.

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve 9 років тому

      +qt schartner I was just wondering. Did you by any chance see the video of the CPK Riot where parents were fighting over the CPK's just to get them for their kids? If so what did you think of it?

  • @kylem1112
    @kylem1112 8 років тому +10

    lol all the late 90s early 200s music is pretty nostalgic

  • @lanelanelane
    @lanelanelane 8 років тому +22

    The gorillaz soundtrack made this bearable

  • @tavidermy3974
    @tavidermy3974 6 років тому +37

    *hears music* wait is that Gorillaz?

  • @Hapstaluigi
    @Hapstaluigi 6 років тому +5

    The doll is so cute!

  • @sophian9105
    @sophian9105 8 років тому +281

    I've always hated Cabbage Patch dolls since I was a little kid. They're ugly and creepy.

    • @chelsea-bz1nn
      @chelsea-bz1nn 6 років тому +8

      Sophie N omg same I used to lock mine in a wardrobe with a bike chain

    • @thevaultbrotherhood6297
      @thevaultbrotherhood6297 6 років тому +3

      Sophie N They are better than Beanie Babies or the trolls.

    • @blairjones956
      @blairjones956 6 років тому

      Sophie N same

    • @daphnehanson7959
      @daphnehanson7959 6 років тому

      all dolls are creepy

    • @zoey22860
      @zoey22860 6 років тому +1

      Are used to think it was creepy also since I saw my friends collection I wanted one and also I have a limited addition ballerina Cabbage Patch kid that I got on clearance at Toys “R” Us so ha ha

  • @Booyakashasha
    @Booyakashasha 9 років тому +25

    this video has made my day! lol

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve 9 років тому

      qt schartner Did you ever see that Geiko commercial where a Cabbage Patch kid grows into an adult, struggles through life and switches his car insurance to Geiko? As I generally think differently of CPK's, I found that commercial quite funny!

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve 9 років тому

      +qt schartner As I don't fancy the CPK's like you do still I do know all about how prominent they were back in the 80's! I know lots of random facts. But just imagine. When these Cabbage patch kids came out in the 80's, parents have actually lined up outside the department stores just waiting to get in to buy a CPK for their kids. And where there was only a limited number of them in stock, parents fought over the CPK's!

    • @alexbarragan1344
      @alexbarragan1344 9 років тому +2

      OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL !!!!

    • @looneytunes5590
      @looneytunes5590 6 років тому

      Jay Squared I love your channel! ☺

  • @LocalMultiplex
    @LocalMultiplex 10 років тому +21

    This one is actually disturbing

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 10 років тому

      not disturbing but cute that you just gotta love it

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 10 років тому

      Yeah really

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 10 років тому

      not disturbing in the least bit !!!!!!! plz take time to bring them into your heart

    • @LocalMultiplex
      @LocalMultiplex 10 років тому +2

      qt schartner they neglect their own offspring in order to care for a doll

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 10 років тому +1

      but it's not a doll .. it's a kid even the creator of the cpk says it

  • @dunskydouglas7243
    @dunskydouglas7243 5 років тому +1

    Their raising him very well. What a well mannered youngster, we need more parents like this in the world anyone else agree?

  • @kevinnonicetime6959
    @kevinnonicetime6959 4 роки тому +6

    Vicki" If I stuck needles in him would he really feel it.
    Me" HECK NO

  • @oiboioi6846
    @oiboioi6846 7 років тому +23

    They said he's quiet, I WONDER WHY.

  • @LeeGeo
    @LeeGeo 8 років тому +7

    I was watching this video with some friends, and in about the middle I jokingly said "what if they actually had a kid?" and one of my friends said "That would be awful!"... then we kept watching and saw- we saw a- an actual child (sort of)

  • @angelinasheppard3702
    @angelinasheppard3702 8 років тому +11

    That couple that talks to the walls

  • @callmeonyxied7018
    @callmeonyxied7018 4 роки тому +5

    They literally said this doll was their favorite child. My heart hurts for their daughter

  • @holliemarie8980
    @holliemarie8980 5 років тому +13

    Nobody:
    Kevin:

  • @ICanHazWaffles705
    @ICanHazWaffles705 9 років тому +19

    This show has some bomb ass music, especially gorillaz great choice

  • @AnnaMichele
    @AnnaMichele 8 років тому +12

    If Kevin was alive he'd be 31...

  • @M4ximi11i0n
    @M4ximi11i0n 8 років тому +25

    Is that Rock The House in the background? Lol.

    • @macadamianut824
      @macadamianut824 6 років тому +6

      Maxerino and there is 19-2000 AND Clint Eastwood.

  • @shaneh2105
    @shaneh2105 5 років тому +5

    The way they didn't even mention the sister until 2:50 reminds me of Maeby from Arrested Development 🤣

  • @inyia_marie9415
    @inyia_marie9415 5 років тому +2

    This doll has a better life than most people

  • @viennajordan9279
    @viennajordan9279 7 років тому +5

    [19-2000 starts and every muscle in my body tenses]

  • @MEklelty
    @MEklelty 7 років тому +16

    OH MY GOD THE GORILLAZ!

  • @tiajoseph7309
    @tiajoseph7309 10 років тому +40

    Now that's just all types of sad.

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 10 років тому +1

      THEY HAVE A DAUTER YET THRY OBSESS OVER A DOLL (lol spell fail)

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 років тому

      Abby Taylor i feel sorry for her. This isn't your typical sibling rivalry!

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 10 років тому +2

      Yes it's really sad that they treat her like that i mean the doll has its own dog! Yet the girl A LIVING THING GETS NOTHING... In a way it's child neglect not fully but still

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 років тому

      Abby Taylor it's a good thing the daughter is about 20 something.

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 років тому

      qt schartner Because now she is able to take care of her self and find love from others. That's not as easy to do so as a kid.

  • @MJW238
    @MJW238 3 роки тому +1

    That child is nearly 40 years old now.
    I wonder if he’s given them any grandchildren yet?

  • @Jakehawk2005
    @Jakehawk2005 5 років тому +3

    Quit, behaved, he's a God damn doll.

  • @quinnyeomans1362
    @quinnyeomans1362 8 років тому +43

    nice gorillaz also christ i feel bad for those folks

  • @barltoncanks
    @barltoncanks 8 років тому +69

    this is hard to watch

  • @esieries8971
    @esieries8971 6 років тому +25

    gorillaz
    the world is spinnin toooo fast

  • @lukethespook2784
    @lukethespook2784 3 місяці тому +1

    I had to google them and turns out they have collected over SIX THOUSAND cabbage patch dolls. Guess they just preferred Kevin

  • @Smileykid
    @Smileykid 5 років тому +6

    Keven’s like more than 30 years old now