Paul Shaffer Rants Collection on Letterman, 1992

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  • By request:
    Part 1: March 25, 1992
    Part 2: April 22, 1992
    Part 3: June 24, 1992
    Part 4: July 7, 1992

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  • @danielhurley2894
    @danielhurley2894 3 роки тому +34

    "You waste hours in the supermarket because you refuse to organize your coupons." Couldn't be better.

  • @OlChunkOfCoal
    @OlChunkOfCoal 5 років тому +81

    "You take your national parks for granted" LOL

  • @ericstone2449
    @ericstone2449 4 роки тому +49

    “You’ve thrown away your God given talent for dance!”

  • @trevorhembrough1290
    @trevorhembrough1290 4 роки тому +64

    “You betrayed folk music when you went electric...”

  • @randall-king
    @randall-king Рік тому +9

    This is too funny. A great example of the type of wacky humor that made this show so good.

  • @MJBYouTubeNetwork
    @MJBYouTubeNetwork 5 років тому +37

    "And finally, you insist on calling me Paul even though my name is actually Frank!"

  • @marlon1171
    @marlon1171 5 років тому +44

    Paul Shaffer is a legend!

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 роки тому +1

      Yes he certainly is.
      Five-ish years ago, I bumped into him at an incredible Zombies show, and fan-boyed all over him.
      I told him he was “a god”, and he replied “no, no, the real gods are on stage tonight”.

    • @mervviscious
      @mervviscious 2 роки тому +2

      ahhh Did You mean to say Frank?

    • @marlon1171
      @marlon1171 2 роки тому +1

      @@mervviscious : ??

    • @merrillolen9555
      @merrillolen9555 2 роки тому

      @@mervviscious hahaha 😆

  • @danielhurley2894
    @danielhurley2894 3 роки тому +10

    "You giggle whenever anybody mentions the penal code."

  • @dominusfornax
    @dominusfornax 3 роки тому +16

    "Homely as a slab of peat moss" is a perfect example of Lettermanarian simile humor.

  • @patrickmoore3538
    @patrickmoore3538 4 роки тому +28

    "You betrayed folk music when you went electric"--that was funny!!

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 2 роки тому +3

      'You used to really like Jethro Tull'.

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 роки тому

      @Wayne J I don’t know how to take that one. Is Paul dissing Tull?

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 2 роки тому +2

      @@chasbodaniels1744 I believe he's actually dissing on Dave, for no longer liking Tull. That's my take, anyway.

    • @hoshimaruhajime7933
      @hoshimaruhajime7933 2 роки тому +3

      @@chasbodaniels1744 it's frank

    • @last808
      @last808 Рік тому +1

      ​@@chasbodaniels1744 Could be a Bob Dylan reference. People were mad the first time he played electric guitar in concert.

  • @victorbasta7359
    @victorbasta7359 Рік тому +11

    Paul was one crazy cat back then. He and Dave had great chemistry.

  • @ColdPotato
    @ColdPotato Рік тому +7

    It's amazing to see how fun late night was at that point in time.

  • @100PurpleAvenue
    @100PurpleAvenue 6 років тому +38

    Paul has crystallized my thoughts eloquently

  • @The1994Gforce
    @The1994Gforce 3 роки тому +6

    "Anton tells me you've been touchin' him in the elevator again!" I gotta go on a rant like this at work one of these days. Classic comedy!

  • @Nick-zu9sn
    @Nick-zu9sn Рік тому +3

    Paul really did that WELL! Phrased things exactly right, timing was great. Nice Job!!!

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 3 роки тому +4

    thank you Don. These clips are amazing to see.

  • @jrpipik
    @jrpipik 6 років тому +5

    I have no memory of these, but they’re great - especially that first one. Bravura performance!

  • @katjoe1974
    @katjoe1974 4 роки тому +15

    “Frankly your oil paintings are amateurish”

  • @durango-CODEBUILDER
    @durango-CODEBUILDER 5 років тому +24

    Your ears, Dave, look like some kind of toaster snack gone wrong
    I will now say "wow, these boys are tasty" after every chip.

    • @MJBYouTubeNetwork
      @MJBYouTubeNetwork 4 роки тому +2

      You gonna eat bacon and eggs if I arrange them in a smiley face? 😁😀 9:41 - 9:42

  • @barrettus
    @barrettus 6 років тому +36

    I still find skinny Al Roker scary...

    • @barrettus
      @barrettus 4 роки тому +1

      @@bluebear1985 respect.

  • @da4an1qu1
    @da4an1qu1 6 років тому +3

    Thanks for this Don. So good.

  • @HerosTheme
    @HerosTheme 4 роки тому +7

    "You SKIMP on the mayonnaise!!!"

  • @markstatzer4619
    @markstatzer4619 2 роки тому +1

    Bless you! I have a wav file recording if that first rant from when it aired and I've been looking for video ever since! Much Appreciated

  • @corvettejimmy3323
    @corvettejimmy3323 3 роки тому +5

    80s late night television was great.

  • @cowapocalypse75
    @cowapocalypse75 4 роки тому +4

    thanks Don! great as always. i love the segment where he called Dave out for being "fake" w/ same kinda hilarious litany of stuff highlighted by "even your tie is fake" walking to desk and snatching off clip-on.

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 роки тому +1

      Clip on ties and fake glasses are the stuff of comedy gold.

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 2 роки тому +1

      There’s no glass in these windows. Your tie isn’t real, it’s a clip-on. This isn’t a real camera, it’s a prop. Even the NBC Pages are fake. The only thing REAL… is Rock n’ Roll! Hit it!

  • @gavinbrando8255
    @gavinbrando8255 Рік тому +1

    'I'm tired of having to explain to my mom that your jokes aren't supposed to be funny!'

  • @roccoand2612
    @roccoand2612 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks so much, I never saw that before. Love Donz.

  • @J.B24
    @J.B24 3 роки тому +2

    I could watch this at least once a week.

  • @ellenmurphy2150
    @ellenmurphy2150 2 роки тому +3

    You skimp on the mayonnaise! YOU SKIMP ON THE MAYONNAISE!

  • @geekay1349
    @geekay1349 5 років тому +13

    i'll have to look around for the new fragrance "Suddenly Paul!" probably smells like Thunder Bay

  • @mallory5872
    @mallory5872 6 років тому +15

    Paul should have his own show. I loved when he hosted when Dave had shingles.

  • @shakeandjake_1
    @shakeandjake_1 9 місяців тому +1

    Imagine if the final episode in 2015 had another Paul rant

  • @ultragare
    @ultragare 2 роки тому +2

    Al Roker!! I’m dying!! 😂

  • @TosinGameplayBoy
    @TosinGameplayBoy 4 місяці тому

    I cannot stop laughing at my favourite keyboard player Paul Shaffer when just said to David which after shave are you wearing A1 sauce 😂😅

  • @ItsTimePictures
    @ItsTimePictures 5 років тому +1

    LOL, this is Gold. I don't remember any of this.

  • @Bryan-ip1gf
    @Bryan-ip1gf 8 місяців тому

    "A gifted writer. Well... a writer." 😂
    I'm glad I knew about Dave and Charles friendship lol

  • @user-hm5zb1qn6g
    @user-hm5zb1qn6g 15 днів тому

    It must have been fun for the writers to unload on Letterman through Paul.

  • @kanealson5200
    @kanealson5200 6 років тому +3

    True meaning of the expression 'EPIC RANTS'. Paul doesn't flub the longest diatribes in history.
    I have two requests Don. Dave's epic tie dance collection and Dave's stupid phrases, like "I'm been Hypnotized", "Run for your lives!", "Ladies and gentlemen we are very, very near the end of civilization", "Boy we're having some fun now!", " More fun than humans should be allowed", "Phone the neighbors wake the kids" and possibly a song. "Midnight and the kiddies ( kitties? ) are sleeping downstairs by the furnace...".

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  6 років тому +2

      Honestly, a pointless exercise.

    • @joadbreslin5819
      @joadbreslin5819 3 роки тому

      You can get as much "midnight" as you want from Don's "Cats" collection (ua-cam.com/video/Rvp1iS5ZxTo/v-deo.html). And, as a bonus, that collection contains a few occurrences of "hypmotized", too! (By the way, it is, in fact, 'kitties'; the song is a parody of "Memory" from the musical Cats.)

  • @jre617
    @jre617 4 роки тому +1

    Love'n your Letterman collections. Request: "Remote (on location) collection" Pleeeeease. Thanks.

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  4 роки тому +1

      There were hundreds. In time.

  • @markdaniels7174
    @markdaniels7174 2 роки тому +1

    I’ve never seen any of these. Very funny!
    “… we’re having problems finding a store that’ll accept these Dave Dollars you pay us with.”

  • @wecontrolthevideo
    @wecontrolthevideo 5 років тому +1

    Paul was always great when it came to going way over the top. (Actor/Singer collection another great example!)

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 4 роки тому +3

    Jeezus these two are legends. I want to see these two arguing and roasting each other at a restaurant. I want Paul to roast Dave's post-retirement beard.

  • @colinwilliams553
    @colinwilliams553 3 роки тому +2

    PAUL SHAFFER IS THE SECOND FUNNIEST PERSON....EVER!!!! I miss him on late night T.V
    He and DAVE were the greatest!!!

  • @robertthomas5736
    @robertthomas5736 2 роки тому +1

    Just for Fun and Laughs, It's The Late Night with David Letterman Show, with Mister Paul Shaffer and The World's Most Dangerous Band, Happy Fortieth Anniversary

  • @everythingmadeeasier
    @everythingmadeeasier Рік тому +1

    Brilliant.

  • @USALeonHeart
    @USALeonHeart 10 місяців тому

    "You betrayed folk music when you went electric!" I'm fucking DYING here people.

  • @mpf4114
    @mpf4114 6 років тому +3

    It reminds me of the rant he went on after an Alan Kalter Celebrity Interview sketch on the Late Show

  • @notsure6187
    @notsure6187 5 років тому

    the first one was on my birthday, 2 years before I was born.

  • @GeoffNelson
    @GeoffNelson 6 років тому +16

    Hey Don Giller, could we get more Paul Shaffer collections? His comedy is underrated.

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  6 років тому +2

      In the In Box for now: the Bermuda collection.

  • @yohei72
    @yohei72 3 роки тому +3

    Yelling rude things at the TV when John Tesh is on is NOT a personal flaw.

  • @nathanielgrant3909
    @nathanielgrant3909 9 місяців тому

    "Well it's awfully cold in here." channeling Larry David right there....

  • @jamesmcginn6291
    @jamesmcginn6291 3 роки тому +1

    That Al Roker guy. Gotta watch him. He'll nap us back to the middle ages if you give him half a chance.

  • @fstrgray82
    @fstrgray82 9 місяців тому

    Was there also one where Paul walks over to Dave's desk and yells "There is no glass in these windows!", to which the audience exploded with laughter?

  • @stevelibby6852
    @stevelibby6852 9 місяців тому

    when you watch Paul and Dave interact with the belief they never liked another, it is even funnier.

  • @ChrisParcellin
    @ChrisParcellin 6 років тому +8

    Funny stuff! Paul was such an integral part of that show's appeal...I don't want to hit you with too many requests, Don. But--at some point--if you could post Letterman's interview(s) with Errol Morris that would be great. Thanks!

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  6 років тому +1

      Just put it up -- ua-cam.com/video/9AjI88upINg/v-deo.html

    • @ChrisParcellin
      @ChrisParcellin 6 років тому +1

      Excellent! Thanks very much!

  • @dildonius
    @dildonius 4 роки тому +3

    "You're obsessed with the Glamorous Ladies Of Wrestling"
    LOL, that's "GLOW" for those who don't know. Which Netflix created a pseudo-biographical series about.

    • @MM-rr1kp
      @MM-rr1kp 4 роки тому +1

      yea wasnt it actually Gorgeous not Glamorous though?

  • @bibleredpill7225
    @bibleredpill7225 2 роки тому +1

    Paul is the best. 🤣

  • @ThomasHenryHoran
    @ThomasHenryHoran 2 роки тому +1

    Should have had a show of his own.

  • @robertthomas5736
    @robertthomas5736 2 роки тому +1

    R.I.P Tawny Kitaen

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 2 роки тому

      She appeared in the Whitesnake videos but I didn't know she was actually married to Coverdale.

  • @user-yn4ww1yy2v
    @user-yn4ww1yy2v 27 днів тому

    😂 "cut-rate salad dressing"!

  • @wm6549
    @wm6549 4 роки тому +2

    I forgot how big Roker used to be!

  • @sponk2112
    @sponk2112 8 місяців тому

    Dammit, Frank, Jethro Tull kicked ass!

  • @RobLives4Love
    @RobLives4Love 3 роки тому +1

    i need transcripts!

  • @TimmyTheTinman
    @TimmyTheTinman 4 роки тому +1

    "You yell "Ahoy Their Mates!" For no reason at all"

    • @DadgeCity
      @DadgeCity 3 роки тому +1

      Ahoy there, mateys!

  • @dhpbear2
    @dhpbear2 5 років тому +3

    Dave WASN'T a member of the Bee Gees! (?)

  • @whateverpbk
    @whateverpbk 3 роки тому +1

    "Dave dollars" lol

  • @robertdavis4192
    @robertdavis4192 5 років тому +1

    I want to find some of those Dave Dollars

  • @r.edward5701
    @r.edward5701 3 роки тому

    Nice dig at Grodin

  • @MrJRYLANDER
    @MrJRYLANDER 3 роки тому

    “You do not know the hell that it has been.....”

  • @MaximRecoil
    @MaximRecoil 3 роки тому +1

    This doesn't include the rant that I remember, in which Paul went behind Dave's desk and put his hands or something through the window panes to prove there was no glass in them.

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 2 роки тому

      There’s no glass in these windows. Your tie is a clip-on. This camera isn’t real, it’s just a prop. Even the NBC Pages are fake. The only thing REAL… is rock n’ roll! Hit it!

  • @erichaynes7502
    @erichaynes7502 2 роки тому

    7:52 Frank's honk lol

  • @erichaynes7502
    @erichaynes7502 Рік тому

    I mailed a fan letter to Anton and all he sent back was a few Dave Dollars what an insult.

  • @jamierabinowitz9465
    @jamierabinowitz9465 4 роки тому

    Really funny

  • @rayschultz387
    @rayschultz387 3 роки тому +1

    Dave Top Ten list as delivered by Paul or Frank.

  • @scottlarson1548
    @scottlarson1548 4 роки тому

    It's Bizarro-world Paul!

  • @woodstocknun
    @woodstocknun 3 роки тому

    best sidekick in the business

  • @yassarjordan8224
    @yassarjordan8224 3 роки тому +1

    I’m getting Larry David vibes watching this.

  • @redshiftexperiment
    @redshiftexperiment 3 роки тому

    I must admit .. I love mexican aftershave also.

  • @richardcutts196
    @richardcutts196 2 роки тому +1

    Interesting that everyone he mentioned between 'A tribe called Quest and the 6 year old ham radio operator has died since then. I know it was a long time ago but 3 in a row.

    • @mackstewart4203
      @mackstewart4203 2 роки тому

      Not all of ATCQ is dead

    • @richardcutts196
      @richardcutts196 2 роки тому

      @@mackstewart4203 I said those mentioned between (meaning after, not including) ATCQ and The 6 year old ham radio operator. Actually, for all I know the 6 year old ham radio operator could be dead as well, it has been 30 years.

    • @mackstewart4203
      @mackstewart4203 2 роки тому

      @@richardcutts196 the radio operator would only be 36 now, probably not dead

    • @richardcutts196
      @richardcutts196 2 роки тому

      @@mackstewart4203 I agree he's probably not dead. But a lot of things could happen in 30 years.

  • @tosinmcboy
    @tosinmcboy Рік тому

    Paul Shaffer he’s a funny guy

  • @dhpbear2
    @dhpbear2 3 роки тому +2

    "I came VERY close to being a member of the Bee Gees!"

  • @GoSolar
    @GoSolar 3 роки тому +2

    You buy cut-rate salad dressing

  • @davidstair9452
    @davidstair9452 2 роки тому

    Now Wait a minute!! She Had that coming!

  • @ultragare
    @ultragare 2 роки тому +2

    This is hilarious!!
    Such random shit he brings up!! 😂😂

  • @filipposmomma4490
    @filipposmomma4490 6 років тому +2

    “Rother”

  • @moxica93
    @moxica93 4 роки тому

    I looked everywhere, but couldn't find "Simply Biff" fragrances...

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  4 роки тому

      “Forever Biff” - February 17, 1988.

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  4 роки тому

      It's now up -- ua-cam.com/video/tZ8NpJDXHYw/v-deo.html

  • @CK-eo9uh
    @CK-eo9uh Рік тому +1

    Ha! He's in love with the glamorous ladys of wrestling! I completely forgot about the G.L.O.W girls! But Paul's wrong, its the gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Still funny.🤣

  • @colinwilliams553
    @colinwilliams553 3 роки тому

    "PAUL SHAFFER IS THE SECOND FUNNIEST PERSON.... EVER!!! I miss on late night T.V he and DAVE were the greatest!!

  • @christophermaynor6863
    @christophermaynor6863 4 роки тому

    If Jonny Carson had Paul they could've ruled the world

  • @AaronxATL
    @AaronxATL 5 років тому +2

    I would buy Dave dollars in 2019.

    • @g-guy0286
      @g-guy0286 4 роки тому

      dave dollars... the new bitcoin

  • @Fnortner01
    @Fnortner01 6 років тому +1

    Chimbley. Hah!

    • @billslocum9819
      @billslocum9819 6 років тому +1

      That word comes up a bit in "Oliver Twist," which I'm reading now.

  • @GoSolar
    @GoSolar 3 роки тому

    The first three are entirely true.
    And the fourth is also kinda true sometimes

  • @southerngospel
    @southerngospel 6 років тому +3

    How about dave's obsession with Bjorn Nitmo.

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  6 років тому

      I actually put that up around 18 months ago for a sports reporter doing a story on him. ESPN then decided they wanted to do a similar story and had the video blocked worldwide.

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  6 років тому

      Here's the link -- ua-cam.com/video/GFCbi8C46WU/v-deo.html

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  6 років тому

      Let me know if you can access it.

    • @southerngospel
      @southerngospel 6 років тому

      Says its been blocked by NBC...

    • @dongiller
      @dongiller  6 років тому +1

      Rats. Sorry.

  • @placesaroundus
    @placesaroundus 6 років тому +2

    her name is tyler

  • @michaelhaniotes5104
    @michaelhaniotes5104 2 роки тому

    Hey Paul, you cannot drink Canada drive, to prove this I have a quart of Canada Drive on shed here in Palmdale CA, by the way I am a ham radio operator kg7eoa, the. Most dangererious band alive live. You
    Tell Dave Hellow it's Mike

  • @buckeyechuck4064
    @buckeyechuck4064 3 роки тому +1

    Pent up anger much????ha, ha

  • @darrentocchet288
    @darrentocchet288 6 років тому +9

    Being a Jethro Tull fan is a black mark nobody can erase from their record.

    • @IsaacAllison
      @IsaacAllison 6 років тому +2

      Darren Tocchet SMACK! Never say That the tull suck.

    • @darrentocchet288
      @darrentocchet288 6 років тому +4

      Isaac Espensen lololol

    • @evankeal
      @evankeal 5 років тому +3

      Ha ha, that was good.

    • @MM-rr1kp
      @MM-rr1kp 4 роки тому +2

      that creep flute guy looked like a court jester with that leg thing he would do

    • @curtisconrad3668
      @curtisconrad3668 3 роки тому

      That was the idea

  • @christophernaze
    @christophernaze 2 роки тому

    OMG.

  • @johnstucko2740
    @johnstucko2740 6 років тому

    Hahahaha!!
    Funny sh*t!! Hahahaha!!

  • @ericschultz4004
    @ericschultz4004 3 роки тому

    Gross to think I was conceived right around when part 1 happened