The Crazy Story of The Super Mario Bros Movie (1993) Failure

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  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 9 місяців тому +341

    Dennis Hopper was famously asked by Conan O'Brien if he regretted being in any of his movies, and Hopper said, "I made a picture called Super Mario Bros. My six-year old son at the time - he now 18 - he said, 'Dad, I think you're probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?' I said, 'Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes.' And he said, 'Dad, I don't need shoes that badly.'"

    • @danielkover7157
      @danielkover7157 9 місяців тому +10

      Lol 😆

    • @DocLantern85
      @DocLantern85 9 місяців тому +10

      That was at the very beginning of Brandon Tenold's video when he reviewed it last year.

    • @brianstiles1701
      @brianstiles1701 9 місяців тому +3

      24:56

    • @soulchorea
      @soulchorea 9 місяців тому +3

      @@brianstiles1701 I hate when rich people say stuff like this 🤣

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 9 місяців тому +27

      @@soulchorea I really don't think Dennis Hopper was big enough to be rich. Most of the movies he did were indie or mid-budget, so his income was likely more "middle class." Not to mention that he did drugs. Like a LOT of drugs. He probably did need the money.
      Although my favorite variation on this theme was when someone asked Michael Caine about being in Jaws 4, and it turned out he'd never even watched the movie. "I haven’t seen it, but I have seen the house it bought my mother, and it’s marvelous!”

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 9 місяців тому +164

    Land of the Dead is the unofficial Super Mario Brothers 2. The zombie plague cripples the Mushroom Kingdom, Koopa runs a fortress city, and Luigi is a renegade.

  • @bjg8638
    @bjg8638 9 місяців тому +114

    My dad took us to this at the movies, then asked his 11, 10 and 8 year old sons "What the hell was that?" We couldnt answer. I still can't answer that question lol

    • @allnamesaretakenful
      @allnamesaretakenful 9 місяців тому +11

      I was 14, and my sister was 12, and we all left the theater looking at each other like "WTF did we just watch?"

    • @NYHeeb
      @NYHeeb 9 місяців тому +4

      I'm 42 and remember watching it when it came out like wtf but still have the DVD in rotation

  • @DocLantern85
    @DocLantern85 9 місяців тому +62

    "It's gonna take a lot more than a plumber's helper to figure all of this crap out." Excellent description of watching that movie. Perfection.

  • @Swishiee
    @Swishiee 9 місяців тому +85

    I was at Barnes and Noble just a few days ago and I found this movie in the Criterion Collection movie section. Exactly where it belongs.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 9 місяців тому +23

      Citizen Kane
      Godzilla (1954)
      1984
      Super Mario Bros (1993)

    • @michaelcarpenter2498
      @michaelcarpenter2498 9 місяців тому +1

      Must have been misplaced.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 9 місяців тому +8

      @@michaelcarpenter2498 No, someone based put it where it should be.

    • @StarryStarryNocturne
      @StarryStarryNocturne 9 місяців тому +2

      Criterion would do a 4k remaster with all the frills of Chopping Mall before it would ever consider Super Mario Bros.

  • @sizier
    @sizier 9 місяців тому +43

    Super Mario Bros, Howard the Duck, Dolph Lundgren's Masters of the Universe, Dolph Lundgren's The Punisher, Monster Squad, Army of Darkness, Flash Gordon, and Highlander 2 are just a few box office bombs I absolutely love.

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, there’s just something about those movies that you can’t look away from.

    • @greggsmith4570
      @greggsmith4570 9 місяців тому +4

      I’ve seen Masters of the Universe a trillion times. That and all the other movies you’ve listed have an aesthetic quality that makes it easy to immerse yourself within.

    • @mpm1125
      @mpm1125 9 місяців тому

      You have super powers to just be able to look at those things

    • @vladimirlagos2688
      @vladimirlagos2688 9 місяців тому

      Boy, you must really enjoy the Razzies, then.

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 9 місяців тому +2

      @@vladimirlagos2688 I don’t. I think they’re very tasteless.

  • @RyanMercer
    @RyanMercer 9 місяців тому +242

    One of the three movies my wife says if I play again with her in the house she'll divorce me. I actually love it, as a science fiction film, but not as anything Mario.
    This, Star Wars Holiday Special, Barbie.

    • @Rob-z7k
      @Rob-z7k 9 місяців тому +18

      Your better off with a new younger wife!

    • @alienclay2
      @alienclay2 9 місяців тому +13

      She hates Barbie?
      She must be a sane normal woman.

    • @dansmith16
      @dansmith16 9 місяців тому +1

      The Morton Jankel cut was really good and almost all of the extra footage would have helped the movie.

    • @gridman887
      @gridman887 9 місяців тому

      @@Rob-z7k what the actual fuck is wrong with you

    • @dansmith16
      @dansmith16 9 місяців тому

      @@Rob-z7kThat always goes without saying.

  • @Rojixus
    @Rojixus 9 місяців тому +42

    For years, I was convinced this movie was a literal fever dream I had when I was a kid.

  • @williamrogers4917
    @williamrogers4917 9 місяців тому +29

    This reminds me of the book "Writing Movies for Fun and Profit: How We Made a Billion Dollars at the Box Office and You Can, Too!" talked about how Hollywood loves to hire, fire, and rehire writers and offen end up with a bad script that way.

  • @popculturehero
    @popculturehero 9 місяців тому +42

    I've always liked the cyberpunk aspects of it. Its a movie that should not exist considering the popularity of the super mario brothers and how different it is from the games. So its a wonderful anomaly.

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 9 місяців тому

      It sure is.

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 9 місяців тому +3

      I would say that the enormous success of the new Mario movie really helped the reputation of this movie, because now that we have an objectively better Mario movie that honors the games much more, it’s easy to see this one as a curiosity piece.

  • @jordans4827
    @jordans4827 9 місяців тому +13

    I remember liking it for some of its wild early computerized sci-fi visuals. At the same time, it was also a movie not afraid to use real gunky and slimy props to decorate the set.
    It was gritty and fun for a summer popcorn movie... something to beat the Texas heat for a couple of hours.
    I want to revisit it soon and see how bad (maybe good) it really is.

  • @deralfenderson
    @deralfenderson 9 місяців тому +78

    There’s a guy on BlueSky whose whole shtick is that a sequel to this movie MUST BE MADE and I agree with them.

    • @deralfenderson
      @deralfenderson 9 місяців тому +5

      Oh, and I’ll have you know that Toho officially recognizes the 1998 abomination as ‘Zilla. It should be canon.

    • @ScarysReviews
      @ScarysReviews 9 місяців тому +4

      there's a sequel comic. but Bob Hoskins passed away, as did Dennis Hopper. so, how would a sequel work? make it a live action Luigi's mansion?

    • @kami_in_the_skye
      @kami_in_the_skye 9 місяців тому +4

      @@deralfendersonGodzilla '98 is not an abomination. It's a middle of the pack Godzilla movie. I love that franchise dearly, but it has so much worse to offer, and plenty of it. Probably why it stays canon.
      I will gladly back up you & the Bluesky person in demanding the Mario sequel though. The sequel does not need to be live action, @ScaryReviews. Just get the art style right. Hoskins put on a pretty generic gruff accent that won't be hard for another actor to replicate, and Hopper goes weird enough to that it's probably simple enough to at least match the vibe, if not quite the voice.

    • @nicholastosoni707
      @nicholastosoni707 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ScarysReviewsI would love to see a prequel: how King Koopa took over and eventually came up with the Devo Machine.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 9 місяців тому +6

      @@deralfenderson They recognize the species as Zilla. The individual named Zilla is not the same one from the 1998 movie, because that one died. They even acknowledge it in the Toho movies.
      "Didn't Godzilla attack New York?"
      "The Americans think so, but we have our doubts."
      This effectively makes Godzilla 2000 a sequel to Godzilla 1998.
      The reason the TriStar monster is still referred to as Godzilla is due to a quirk of trademark law. Since Toho made hanko icons of the creature and included the name Godzilla with a trademark, they can't retroactively change it. They could make a new one in a similar design, but the old one would still exist.
      Is this pedantic? Yes. But is it stupid? Very yes.

  • @nikkicoyotie8431
    @nikkicoyotie8431 9 місяців тому +47

    "No one sets out to make a bad movie"
    Dan, have you heard of The Human Centepede?

    • @cowtzu
      @cowtzu 9 місяців тому +7

      Or the entire career of Harmony Korine

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 9 місяців тому +7

      Unless your Uwe Boll and you're taking advantage of Germanys' former tax evasion laws. I'm glad that's over now.

    • @mpm1125
      @mpm1125 9 місяців тому

      People make bad movies all the time for tax right offs, DEI, money laundering, vanity projects, many different things

    • @Charles12
      @Charles12 9 місяців тому

      Not when money is on the line though

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 місяці тому

      @@logantrimble006 Came here to mention that hack. Additionally he challenged critics to a boxing match, which would be marginally fine if the coward didnt bail everytime he found out someone had some form of martial arts experience.

  • @davidpyott3710
    @davidpyott3710 9 місяців тому +31

    Bob Hoskins was a regular at my last pub management job He was was very nice

    • @superflyt5638
      @superflyt5638 Місяць тому

      i always wanted to meet him being a fan of roger rabbit and this. Glad to hear he was nice. Any cool stories of him?

  • @verbalfonders
    @verbalfonders 9 місяців тому +28

    Just got the 4K Umbrella release of this movie. I can’t wait to watch it. I loved this movie as a kid that I wrote a “script” to a sequel as soon as I saw it involving the Koopa Kids fighting for the throne and bringing in Donkey Kong and making Yoshi rideable to fight on. It was…something. 😂

  • @Harpoquondrax
    @Harpoquondrax 9 місяців тому +20

    My parents had a passing familiarity with Mario, didn't see it in theaters but when it came out on VHS I went to rent it and I clearly remember my dad asking, 'Why do they have machine guns?'

  • @DavidGadea2112
    @DavidGadea2112 9 місяців тому +30

    One bad movie with a killer soundtrack including music from; Joe Satriani, Roxette, Megadeth, Queen

    • @KeldorTheWhite
      @KeldorTheWhite 9 місяців тому +5

      The soundtrack was fire my dude.

    • @deehlgrm9379
      @deehlgrm9379 3 місяці тому +1

      Thats right . 90s movies always had the best soundtracks , check out “Last Action Hero” soundtrack .

  • @clintonwilcox4690
    @clintonwilcox4690 9 місяців тому +9

    It may be a bad movie, but Hoskins, Leguizamo, and Hopper turned in some great performances. That makes the film watchable, at least.

  • @demonprincess5634
    @demonprincess5634 3 місяці тому +2

    One of my favorite movies of all time when I saw it as a kid I lost my mind. Still waiting on that sequel

  • @ryanspengler4877
    @ryanspengler4877 9 місяців тому +10

    I saw this and Jurassic Park on back-to-back weekends and I've been in love with seeing movies on the big screen ever since.

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley 9 місяців тому +24

    Fun fact, this wasn’t Mario’s first big screen appearance. In 1986 Nintendo released the OVA Super Mario Bros: The Great Adventure to Rescue Princess Peach to over 200 screens in Japan. There was a tie-in manga and (according to Wikipedia) “phone cards, watches, rice containers, ramen noodles,” and an original soundtrack released on vinyl and cassette. To the best of my knowledge it’s never gotten an official release outside of Japan.

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver 6 місяців тому +1

      It sadly may not get a release outside of Japan....Considering the amount of sex and romance references, as well as changes to how Japan culture is to American culture...Well, I doubt we'll ever get an official american release of the film, considering the company who animated it went bankrupt 20+ years back and hasn't worked on another animated film since (probably) the 1990s....Needless to say, one of the fans got access to a copy of the original 35mm film itself and made their own 4k Restoration & Remastered copy of the film itself, taking multiple audio clips from the original film as well as the other releases, combined into one audio and visual that would be probably the best ever remaster of the 1986 OVA Full Length Movie that there will ever be. And considering Nintendo, much like the DIC cartoons, never brought up or even mentioned the OVA at all, goes to show that Nintendo in the 1980s and 1990s clearly abandoned it once the 1993 film came out and flopped, and thus never bothered to come back into the movies again until 30 years later after the 1993 flop.

  • @SoulSocietySounds
    @SoulSocietySounds 9 місяців тому +21

    This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine!

  • @leorblumenthal5239
    @leorblumenthal5239 9 місяців тому +19

    So I saw Super Mario Brothers in the theaters. I went with some friends whom I played video games and Dungeons & Dragons in high school. I think the camaraderie of us laughing at it is what I remember most.

  • @BullseyeRey
    @BullseyeRey 9 місяців тому +48

    It's crazy to think Princess Daisy made it into a film before Peach, though i guess Daisy in this film is Peach in all but name.

    • @4867503
      @4867503 9 місяців тому +15

      Thats because Peach wasnt commonly or culturally known as Peach but as Princess Toadstool up until Mario 64

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 9 місяців тому +5

      They went with -Peach- Daisy so the romance with Luigi would make more sense. But making her the daughter of the Mushroom King was an odd choice, since Daisy is from Sarasaland.
      EDIT: Correction, for my brain was stupid that day

    • @AdamYJ
      @AdamYJ 9 місяців тому +6

      The thing is: Daisy actually sounds like a human name. Try having a live action human who grew up on Earth be named Peach or Toadstool.

    • @toddknaperek8225
      @toddknaperek8225 9 місяців тому +1

      Daisy took one for the team.

    • @apollolux
      @apollolux 9 місяців тому +4

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio English speakers didn't widely know the name "Peach" until 64, so it was assumed "Daisy" from Super Mario Land and "Princess Toadstool" from the mainline Super Mario Bros games were one and the same for a long while.

  • @timidwolf
    @timidwolf 9 місяців тому +87

    "Worst video game movie of all time!"
    Uwe Boll: "Hold my beer!"

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 9 місяців тому +7

      Oh, yeah. Uwe Boll practically turned bad video game movies into an ARTFORM in the 2000s.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 9 місяців тому

      @@NebLleb Dadaist movies, in that case.

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 9 місяців тому +1

      Alone in the Dark makes this movie look good. I didn't even think that was possible.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 9 місяців тому +4

      I dunno... Street Fighter(1994) has greatly affected culture and speech. I think we shouldn't be so harsh to Uwe Boll
      Why, without him, we'd not have the phrase, "for him it was a Tuesday"--nor would we have had the most glorious Bisonopolis Speech... the "But Of Course!" reaction, the derpy take on Zangeif--and so much more pure gold. I mean, yes, Raul Julia _CARRIED_ that movie... but Zangeif was pretty decent as well

    • @yowatchie
      @yowatchie 9 місяців тому +2

      @@NimhLabs I’m sorry what does any of that have to do with not being harsh on Uwe Boll?

  • @tomkerruish2982
    @tomkerruish2982 9 місяців тому +6

    Mojo Nixon (Toad) passed a month ago. His music was a fusion of rockabilly and punk rock.

  • @loringbush1455
    @loringbush1455 9 місяців тому +14

    I never hear anybody talking about how much the Double Dragon movie was way more worse than Mario!

    • @charlesbennett7484
      @charlesbennett7484 9 місяців тому +2

      I fully agree! I like rewatching the Mario Bros. movie, but I can't stand a single second of the Double Dragon movie.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 9 місяців тому +2

      I'd wager because DD pales in comparison to Mario as an IP. Less people to be disappointed.

    • @Advent616
      @Advent616 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah they were more like Bill & Ted from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure if they were martial artist rather than a couple of street tough dudes who beat up street gangs.

  • @dansmith16
    @dansmith16 9 місяців тому +12

    The technology to do that Devo evolution effect was brand new and all future movies ended up using a variation of it.

  • @JacobsenBros
    @JacobsenBros 9 місяців тому +3

    I liked the movie now probably more than when I was a kid. As a kid I was disappointed that Bowser wasn't a huge turtle t-rex and the goombas looked so weird. I still did like it as a kid.The humor was good for me. Now I like the different approach they went for. I really love the production design which you don't get in movies anymore. The huge, real sets and costumes. It's great as a different VERSION of the characters. I think I would have just been more ok with the goombas if they were more able to move their arms and didn't look so stiff. Like the cover art for the bluray now they look so scary.
    Also I'm currently working on a Mega Man screenplay if anyone out there can direct me on where and how I can get this thing into the hands of someone who can do something with it.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 9 місяців тому +59

    Maybe it wasn’t such a bright idea to have people who hate video games make a video game based movie. 🤔

    • @Jangobadass
      @Jangobadass 8 місяців тому +2

      Not to mention how they were CLEARLY more interested in making a big budgeted version of Max Headroom than Mario Bros... 👀

    • @MattGarZero
      @MattGarZero 5 місяців тому +2

      This seems to be the problem with most new adaptations of popular IPs.

  • @Mr.Boglin
    @Mr.Boglin 7 місяців тому +2

    Man. i REALLY Love this Channel SO much. I've been with you guys for YEARS btw. back when it was called "Toy Galaxy" and I still adore the channel and that you guys are still going strong! Please don't ever stop doing what you're doing, because you're the best!

  • @SickSkwerl
    @SickSkwerl 9 місяців тому +4

    As an actual child, I walked out of that movie and, for the first time, realizing "Oh, movies can be bad"

  • @crush41gb
    @crush41gb 9 місяців тому +4

    Ideal Cement at the time, it was also Top Dollar's hideout for The Crow. You used to be able to go out there but now its being used and you get stopped about a mile from the factory.

  • @randomfeller
    @randomfeller 9 місяців тому +13

    I was pretty miffed last year, when I tried to find the movie to stream and found the only way to watch it digitally was to sail the high seas. How TF is this not streaming anywhere?!?

    • @pvanukoff
      @pvanukoff 9 місяців тому +4

      It's too good. It would take all the streaming bandwidth, take down servers, the internet could collapse. That's probably why.

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 9 місяців тому +2

      I don’t know. The rights for any extended Nintendo media is a mess, with different companies and distributors handling all the Mario cartoons and this movie. It’s not like today where the new Mario movie is definitely owned by Universal.

    • @LordArikado
      @LordArikado 9 місяців тому

      @@benmalsky9834 The movie was distributed by Hollywood Pictures, a now-defunct subsidiary of Disney, so it's entirely possible that Disney has the streaming rights, but just wants to bury it like so many other shows and movies they're holding hostage, like the English dub of the 2001 Transformers anime, or most of their late 90's/early 2000's shows.

  • @isaachernandez2592
    @isaachernandez2592 9 місяців тому +7

    You know sometimes things are better off animated because its safe you dont get hurt..unless your unionized.

  • @meikaishi
    @meikaishi 9 місяців тому +6

    While this is undoubtedly a terrible adaptation of Super Mario Bros, as a scifi cyberpunk movie it's actually quite fun tbh

    • @shemsuhor8763
      @shemsuhor8763 5 місяців тому

      It's just such a weird movie. It's not a great movie but it is so damn weird I can't hate it.

  • @GhostOfSnuffles
    @GhostOfSnuffles 9 місяців тому +3

    I remember watching that movie and years later feeling like it was identical to the Street Fighter movie where the people making it really had no idea what to do with the source material and basically threw everything at the wall, and the actors were just doing their best.
    Honestly despite being from the NES generation if you told me to write a movie based on the game i'd probably make just as bad if not worse because how do you write a story about a plumber who doesn't do any plumbing but instead stalks a princess while stomping on mushrooms and turtles?

  • @AdamaSanguine
    @AdamaSanguine 9 місяців тому +5

    "It's gonna take more than a Plummer's Helper to figure all this crap out!"
    I see what you did there! 😉😁
    Thank you Dan and Company for all the things. 😊🤙

  • @SC1ENCEP1E
    @SC1ENCEP1E 9 місяців тому +6

    This channel is so good. The content is so well researched and produced with entertaining hosting. Love it.

  • @Steven0sborne
    @Steven0sborne 9 місяців тому +4

    I grew up in Wilmington NC when this was filming and my dad worked on the this and Ninja turtles. Needless to say I was excited for both movies and Super Mario bros was a big deal. As kids my friends and I were super hyped and thought it was a strange movie but ultimately enjoyed it. Turtles was amazing and I still think it’s the best version of on screen TMNT. Fun fact, That cement factory was also used in Universal solider, The Crow and Ironman 3.

  • @ceno10101
    @ceno10101 9 місяців тому +6

    I was so confused as a kid when I saw this movie and it was so different than the games and cartoons. The Mushroom king was just a fungal system through out the city? Odd.

  • @therealDJG
    @therealDJG 9 місяців тому +1

    I remember back then being confused that they didn’t just make Super Mario into an animated movie. Listening to the directors trying to make the movie seem more than what it was gives me a headache.

    • @Charles12
      @Charles12 9 місяців тому

      Ironically, when the director duo was hired, who were experienced animators, they saw the original fantasy script as an animated film that neither them nor Nintendo wanted to produce. So if Lightmotive really wanted a cash grab family movie, they should've just stuck with that draft and made it animated. But alas that didn't happen.

    • @Charles12
      @Charles12 8 місяців тому

      @@kennyboggs3676 I know, that's why the new movie works more

  • @kylefarley2456
    @kylefarley2456 9 місяців тому +6

    I think this was the first movie that really confused me as a kid. I saw it in theaters, but was like "Where's Bowser? Where are the goombas? The koopas?" I remember leaving unsure if I liked it or not.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 9 місяців тому +4

      My niece is obsessed with Mario Brothers to the point she will read any piece of lore or play any Mario game she can get her hands on and up until a couple years ago, she didn't even know this movie existed. For a laugh I showed her a pic of Hopper from the movie and told her "that's Bowser" and she just matter of factly declared "no it's not"

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley 9 місяців тому +2

    I saw this at the theater on opening weekend when I was 11. I was a full-blown Nintendo Kid back then, and even though I was disappointed that it had so little to do with the games I still genuinely enjoyed it. I still love it today, both for its “so bad it’s good” qualities and the level of imagination and unique weirdness on display. Incidentally Rifftrax did a hilarious commentary for this back in 2014 that’s available as a VOD, it comes highly recommended even if you hate the movie itself.

  • @brainfreeeeeze
    @brainfreeeeeze 9 місяців тому +5

    Its weird cause if it was called anything but Super Mario Bros, it wouldve landed as some obscure 90s cult classic but for the fact it was Super Mario Bros, it landed as an obscure 90s cult classic. I love it and Im glad more people are coming around to it. I remember seeing Leguizamo do a little video for a anniversary screening and while he was trying to be enthusiastic for the fans, he didnt seem to be able to hide his surprise that people were actually still watching it.

  • @dendostar5436
    @dendostar5436 9 місяців тому +2

    I saw it in the Roxy Theater in Northampton, PA. I’m proud of that.

  • @MistaJonz
    @MistaJonz 9 місяців тому +3

    Man as weird as this movie is, I actually still love it. It’s one of only a few movies my dad took us to the theater to watch which was already a big ask cause he was always busy working. To this day I still pop in the DVD occasionally, and a few years ago my Mario obsessed kids found it and became curious enough to want to watch it themselves. Great vid!

  • @garethmcknight5058
    @garethmcknight5058 9 місяців тому +3

    So, the guys behind Porridge, a genuine work of genius, worked on a movie that even Dennis Hopper's kids shat on. Fucking hell...

    • @StillABigKid
      @StillABigKid 9 місяців тому +1

      They often worked as "script doctors" employed to jazz up existing scripts. It’s good money but you don't get a credit. Carrie Fisher was also a well known script doctor

  • @neonnoir9692
    @neonnoir9692 6 місяців тому +1

    The 90s were the absolute best time to grow up, hands down.

  • @mattjenner6225
    @mattjenner6225 9 місяців тому +2

    I loved the movie back in 93 and still do today. I've cosplayed as Movie Mario (including thwomp boots.) and have all the Ertl toys boxed and unboxed and I'll never apologize for that. It was better than double dragon and that is something at least.

  • @kingtoby231
    @kingtoby231 9 місяців тому

    Thanks!

  • @JohnLoeffler78
    @JohnLoeffler78 9 місяців тому +10

    I remember when this first hit the theaters. I was so disappointed. Also, I loved the Coneheads. #73 that year is blasphemy.

  • @rubygirl214
    @rubygirl214 9 місяців тому +2

    Loved this!! I worked on the movie very early in my career. I was in the makeup department. It was really hard work in brutal conditions but I had a blast 😊

  • @thomriley1036
    @thomriley1036 9 місяців тому +3

    I saw this first, and then Jurassic Park, within one week of eachother back when they both came out. I left the theater convinced that 'Mario Bros' was the best dinosaur movie that I'd ever seen... I was a strange kid.

  • @Derekivery
    @Derekivery 9 місяців тому +2

    The hill I am dying on, just because this film was bad doesn’t mean a good live action Mario film was impossible

  • @RockU2Death5150
    @RockU2Death5150 9 місяців тому +3

    Kids don't care where the things they love come from. They want to see the characters they know having a fun adventure. This movie completely lost sight of that. It was Super Mario made by someone who didn't know what Super Mario was.

  • @Dynaman21
    @Dynaman21 9 місяців тому +10

    Dennis Hopper’s career would have been dead in the water if he didn’t have Speed to fall back on. Hoskins didn’t have that luxury. Neither did anyone else.

    • @maxpops8427
      @maxpops8427 9 місяців тому +3

      John Leguizamo still had a very successful career though

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 9 місяців тому +2

      Bob was in relentless, maybe the best jet li flick ever.

  • @codemonkeyattack
    @codemonkeyattack 9 місяців тому +2

    I remember renting this from my local video store frequently as a child so it will always hold a special place for me. So much so I have that deluxe 4k blu-ray set coming next week. 😅

  • @benmalsky9834
    @benmalsky9834 9 місяців тому +1

    It sure is baffling that this movie isn’t streaming or in demand anywhere in the US. I’m sure Shout! Factory or Arrow Video would gladly pick it up.

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 9 місяців тому +2

    I discovered this movie from a local video store as a kid, and I was shocked that Super Mario Bros had a live action movie adaptation, but I didn’t rent it, and then I saw it on network TV and was shocked it has nothing to do with the source material! But I didn’t think it was even the worst video game movie, since it would’ve been popular had it been a screwball comedy movie. I liked Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper in those movies, since they were still hilarious in that movie!

  • @logantrimble006
    @logantrimble006 9 місяців тому +3

    I'm just glad we got a great Mario movie in 2023. No old vs. new here. The new movie wins.

  • @jamcalx
    @jamcalx 9 місяців тому +2

    Sadly, it feels like these days there are LOTS of people out to ruin, i mean, "FIX and/or IMPROVE" the classics for some reason.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 9 місяців тому +1

    We had Super Mario Bros 1-3 for the NES, we only had around 10 games the entire time we had the system.
    We were the first kids in our area that bought a Nintendo with our own money, my brothers and I did odd jobs until we earned it.

  • @vladimirlagos2688
    @vladimirlagos2688 9 місяців тому +1

    I remember going to the local theater to see this movie with my best buddy as teenagers and being really frustrated with the plot at first. However, halfway through the movie my friend left for a bit and came back with a smuggled rum bottle from his car. The movie got a whole lot better from that point as we played a drinking game were we would take a zip everytime they showed something we found ridiculous or disjointed from the lore. We were pretty blasted by the end, but I can't say I was bored anymore.

  • @nealnoir
    @nealnoir 5 місяців тому +1

    “Its no ones intention to ruin the classics.” No. It was very much Michael Bay and Lorenzo DeBonaventuras intent to do and change whatever he wanted despite constant objections from the core fans.

  • @popculturemanchildren376
    @popculturemanchildren376 9 місяців тому +1

    The behind-the-scenes shot of Jason was ::chefs kiss::

  • @Matt-tb9so
    @Matt-tb9so 3 місяці тому

    I was 7 years old and my brother and I were avid NES and Super Mario fans. My mother brought us to the movie and I remember being so confused as to how this movie had anything to do with Super Mario Bros. I will however say that the movie was so unique that it has been firmly implanted in my memories for 31 years.

  • @JRock-xv3sk
    @JRock-xv3sk 9 місяців тому +1

    Kinda long but here it goes. When I was a kid, I was a R.A. (Royal Ambassador) which was basically boy scouts at church. Our councilor would sometimes take us on a DU. Destination Unknown. She took us to see this movie when it came out so about 8 of us ranging in age in a church group went and watched this steampunk fever dream. Every time I see this movie it instantly takes me back too that theatre and the embarrassed look on my councilor's face thru the entire thing.

  • @bound2thefloor1
    @bound2thefloor1 5 місяців тому +1

    Just had a thought! It kind of has the look of a 1980s Dark Fantasy film. Also, the story kind of tracks too. If you thought about it, would you consider it a Dark Fantasy?

  • @BaronVonHardcharger
    @BaronVonHardcharger 9 місяців тому +3

    Weird! "Mom and Dad save the World" was more of a Mario Movie than this mario movie. What an interesting movie that might have been, with that director at the helm....

  • @Foxonian
    @Foxonian 9 місяців тому +1

    Another thing that hurt this film over the years was 9/11 and the fact that the Twin Towers played such a prominent role in the film..

  • @BluesElwoo2
    @BluesElwoo2 9 місяців тому

    The story of the making of this trainwreck of a movie is better than the movie itself! While I've seen reports on it before, thanks for your rendition of it!

  • @filmpositive6601
    @filmpositive6601 9 місяців тому +1

    I'd still rather watch this 1993 live action adaptation than the new one from 2023, cause this one at least feels like I'm watching an actual movie and not just an advertisement for a new game.

  • @tenebrousoul9368
    @tenebrousoul9368 9 місяців тому +49

    This was Citizen Cain for our generation.

    • @Henners
      @Henners 9 місяців тому +5

      As in the Pro Rock band Citizen Cain, Not to be confused with Citizen Kane, the Orson Welles film

    • @XYGamingRemedyG
      @XYGamingRemedyG 9 місяців тому +1

      Oh,😂 definitely

    • @rubysuncle
      @rubysuncle 9 місяців тому +1

      You misspelled “Caligula”

    • @Cyke101
      @Cyke101 9 місяців тому +3

      There was no Cain in Citizen Kane!

  • @Sea-Salt
    @Sea-Salt 9 місяців тому +1

    Looking back, as a kid I don't think I knew what to think of the movie, aside from how adorable Yoshi was. I've come to love it more as I grew up, though, and it's a surreal movie that could have only happened back in the 90s. Also with as wild as the creation of the movie was, you could make a whole movie just about that, a la "The Disaster Artist".

  • @KELTIKGETORIX
    @KELTIKGETORIX 9 місяців тому +1

    Great use of Community "KAOS" scenes, mixed wi Ghostbusters "cats n dawgs", i noticed !!!! Nice touch

  • @davehandelman2832
    @davehandelman2832 9 місяців тому

    Wonderful!!! Love how in depth you guys went!!

  • @mekman4
    @mekman4 9 місяців тому

    Mario Cement Factory _referenced._ I genuinely enjoyed that handset device.
    Great Stuff, as always.

  • @SerifSansSerif
    @SerifSansSerif 9 місяців тому

    So glad you mentioned the mari bros for the Atari. I either own or owned it, and it's a unique part of history.

  • @joshoshea3194
    @joshoshea3194 9 місяців тому

    I love you keeping in the outtakes. It's very endearing 🙂❤

  • @entheo302
    @entheo302 9 місяців тому +1

    I remember being a kid and coming out of the theater like wtf was that? It felt so disconnected from Mario Bros and confused me greatly

  • @WarioSaysSo
    @WarioSaysSo 9 місяців тому +4

    I grew up with 80's & 90's Action, Sci-fi, Horror, Drama, Comedy etc. movies and so with Nintendo and Sega consoles & games.
    Since day ONE I loved this movie. The action, darker world, interesting creatures and all felt so entertaining - and I'm otherwise very hard to sell on movies with a poor adaption and respect of its IP, but this was something its own for the time so unique. I loved the marketing, ads and all. Rented it a couple of times. Then taped it when it was on TV and watched it several times. Bought a VHS copy some years later (was hard as heck where I lived to find a copy for years) and when it came out on DVD, of course I bought it.
    Blu-ray indeed a few months ago. Oh I forgot I bought as a kid the CD Soundtrack album and a copy of the novel adaptation. So yeah, I loved it.
    Just to bad I could never get any of the Action figures and the Police vehicle as I so badly wanted them !!!!
    Sad we never could get a sequel as the movie ended on a cliffhanger.... I remember I wished it would be Wario as the bad guy as he came around the same time in the games.

  • @Swordslinger-hb1ns
    @Swordslinger-hb1ns 9 місяців тому +2

    Still wish Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger were cast in the Super Mario Bros. movie. Would’ve been flipping hilarious, an unofficial sequel to Twins. Would’ve laughed my ass off.

  • @unagisauce
    @unagisauce 9 місяців тому +9

    Let’s-a-go!

  • @6sKi6z6
    @6sKi6z6 9 місяців тому +1

    I was 11 when this movie came out and I saw it in the theater. I remember leaving it confused.

  • @ambert.3792
    @ambert.3792 9 місяців тому +1

    i love that some editor on team knew to pull that sam campbell clip. love TM, love SG.

  • @smappdooda
    @smappdooda 9 місяців тому

    The funny thing is experimental movies like Mario Bros that don't fare too well at the box office is usually where innovation is born. There was some tech invented for the movie that went on to be used in bigger ways down the line.

  • @hakimitus
    @hakimitus 9 місяців тому

    Oh dang! The Bionic Commando shout out at the end! That's been my favorite since I was a kid as, to me, it's tonally like all the classic 80's military action movies in a game. Except I didn't see any of those movies til I was an adult. And I maintain my original position!

  • @KewneRain
    @KewneRain 7 місяців тому +1

    You should do a video about the rise and fall of Pogs!

  • @FearlessSon
    @FearlessSon 9 місяців тому

    When I went to see this movie in theaters, it was with my sister and my paternal grandfather escorting us. He only said, "Huh, the way they make movies has changed since I was young."
    That visit was the last time I saw him alive. I never got to tell him how terrible I thought it was with the benefit of hindsight.

  • @dandelarosa64
    @dandelarosa64 7 місяців тому

    The idea of the Goombas being inspiration for Zilla ‘98 makes so much sense looking back

  • @SeiferA2001
    @SeiferA2001 9 місяців тому

    I remember watching this movie in theaters in 1993. I was 8 years old at the time.
    While I can appreciate the creative take they did now, I’m pretty sure that was the first time I was ever disappointed at what I saw in a movie theater

  • @GrooveHillStudio
    @GrooveHillStudio 9 місяців тому +1

    The closing statement was well stated!
    Thanks for the vid!

  • @brenthill2656
    @brenthill2656 9 місяців тому +1

    As a kid I skipped on this because it looked nothing like the Mario Bros I loved. As an adult I finally watched it, and I gotta say, it is weird, insane, way off the mark, and I find it incredibly enjoyable and entertaining! 😂😂😂

  • @markvicferrer
    @markvicferrer 9 місяців тому

    Your synopsis at the beginning explained the movie better than multiple painful rewatches.

  • @blahlbinoa
    @blahlbinoa 9 місяців тому +2

    This movie is me and my wife's guilty pleasure. It's so bad it's good for us. I saw it in the theaters and I HATED IT! But as I grew older, I appreciated it for what it is. A weird Cyberpunk schlocky movie that is fun to watch!

  • @TheAmazingMisterZ
    @TheAmazingMisterZ 9 місяців тому +3

    Bionic Commando is Capcom, and they certainly had some...ideas of their own in a game they made a few years ago. (That being the wife-powered robot arm. Yes, really.)

    • @EonAJC1988
      @EonAJC1988 9 місяців тому +1

      I knew somebody would point this out, and you good sir; delivered!

  • @Snikit
    @Snikit 9 місяців тому

    I hesitated to watch this because I thought I wouldn’t learn something new. But you guys really dug deep. Well done. ✨✅✨

  • @dukekorey2944
    @dukekorey2944 8 місяців тому

    I saw the movie at the “dollar theater” and went in with low expectations and ended up liking it more than I thought I would. I should point out that I never had a Nintendo and wasn’t “into” the super Mario game, so if it wasn’t faithful to the game or didn’t capture the spirit of the game, I was oblivious to any of that and went into it with a “clean slate” and viewed it as just a movie and wasn’t comparing it to a beloved game.

  • @KenLantern
    @KenLantern 9 місяців тому +1

    Really getting tired of whoever is coming up with the titles to your videos. Frickin Love this Movie!