Martha in Cooking Mode, even through the screen it's INTENSE. She's ALL Business and Stephen is the 5year old under your feet in the kitchen just about to pull that pot of boiling water off the stove onto himself...
Her job is to showcase the cooker and convey the relative ease of producing the delicious dishes. His job is to play the fool. Hey, the band and production staff ate really well, Thursday night.
Dear YT commentator, this is a desperate plea. If you are about to post a comment about how cool it is that the band played "Under Pressure", please don't. There are already about 70 comments saying that. Thanks, the universe.
Getting mommy vibes from Martha while Stephen is an adorbs teenager (with that beard) discussing flirting with Keira/Beto lol LOVE IT! 😂 More please!!!
That was not risotto as we know it. Clumpy dry sticky rice with a ton of sweet corn and chopped "pomodori dateri" (tomatoes). What?! What!? What in sweet Lord's name was that?
*drinks Cappuccino(filter coffee with heavy cream) at 3 in the afternoon while eating soft cooked, water rinsed pasta with Carbonara (as in bacon + heavy cream + cheese) sauce* I like that risotto.
Here in my country Morocco, Pressure Cooker is a fundamental tool in the kitchen of every home, we have so many meals prepared that way Perhaps we're one of the top 10 Pressure Cooker users/importers in the World !
I will never forget my grandmother yelling, “Don’t go in the kitchen, the pressure cooker is cooking!” The rest of the statement would implied....run for your lives!
I remember being a kid and having one of the first domestic Microwaves. It was second hand, had a piece of the screen missing. We would turn the dial, and everyone would sprint full-tilt out of the kitchen until it dinged because of the "radiation", lol
My pressure cooker once exploded with yellow pees purée. That stuff dries on impact. I was scratching it off the ceiling and walls for days. Not exactly a time-saver on that occasion.
I've used a pressure cooker at least three times a week for more than 40 years and I've never had an accident. The stories about them blowing up are mostly myth.
My Uncle Melvin blew up his house with a pressure cooker. The kitchen burst into flames and most of the house was destroyed, but the time the fire department arrived.
They kinda became outdated because they didn't have the versatility of a microwave or were only for fancy main dishes like roasts, etc. And we definitely weren't making desserts in ours when I was growing up.
Thankfuly we have one of those new pressure cookers that dont explode. I was afraid to go into the kitchen after the old one exploded! Food on the ceiling, everywhere!!
snoop can tell you about martha, she a str8 up OG, got that dank in a potpourri, 187 on the skillet then she grill it and filet if yo will it, homeslice
Stephen was miffed at Martha, because she said she was 'responsible'. Next time, start with a soup, and turn it into a fountain, because that's what young stephen would have wanted.
Jon and the band playing "under pressure" at the end there was perfect!
Ben Rall 😂😂
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And here my brain went to 'Vanilla Ice Ice Baby'! 😂🍦 Ohhhhhh those samples!
lockrtgr - i'm truly sorry
yeah ! it was perfect
The way he salted his risotto...and Martha's arm 😂
cognac bottle was closed?
Beard looking better and better as it grows. Stop coloring the topside please Stephen
The POWER of the Colbeard compels you!
Actually.. it looks amazing like that. ;)
Martha in Cooking Mode, even through the screen it's INTENSE. She's ALL Business and Stephen is the 5year old under your feet in the kitchen just about to pull that pot of boiling water off the stove onto himself...
Her job is to showcase the cooker and convey the relative ease of producing the delicious dishes. His job is to play the fool. Hey, the band and production staff ate really well, Thursday night.
RIXRADvidz Stephen is cool but I miss Sarah’s daily giggle so much! 👋🍰🍰🍰🇬🇧
Yea, she’s very serious , and all business all the time .
I wish Martha would be a weekly guest. She and Stephen have such great chemistry. Always so funny together.
CAT Martha Stewart seems to have great chemistry with anyone she's with.
She is so droll she balances his silliness perfectly.
Remplaceer the interviews with this
Stephen is the new Salt Bae 😂 #ColbeardTheWhite
The way Stephen threw that pinch of salt should be a meme!
SOMEBODY MAKE IT SO!
My husband and I laughed at that for so long. This is why we could never go to one of his shows.
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Colbert acts like a little boy! He is so funny..
the sass is incredible
He's asalted her.
It was almost ag-grate-vated a-salt!
😂😂😂
Stephen talking about flirting with both Keira Knigthley and Beto o' Rourke is Big Bi Energy and im here for it
Now I keep picturing a threesome between Stephen, Keira Knightley, and Beto O'Rourke and I can't concentrate on anything else...
Honestly 😍 Stephen is n inspiration 🙌🏾
He was covering his married tracks. Martha was throwing him under the 🚍
Haha didn't know it but SAME! 😍
the hell is bi energy? lol I mean Beto is a good looking guy, no denying that. Can we harness bi energy?
He asked her You never use boullon cubes...
Her.. OH, NOOOO!
As he sucks on the wine...
Deglaze yourself.
Im dyin.
LMAO
Colbert is a cute, adorable smart ass! I wonder if that got him in trouble in Catholic school?
It's not the same without Snoop there to back her up.
She's 77!
OMG its true! HOW?!
Waaaaat
Oh my!she looks much younger.
Good genes, I guess. She doesn't look like she's had any work done.
And still a milf lmao
Martha was very patient with Stephen.
I love the drinking segments!
I mean cooking.. cooking segments.
* hick *
New Message 😂😂
Jon's got jokes with that Bowie "Under Pressure" at the end!
Yah, he's sneaky brilliant.
Queen/Bowie
Stephen is so funny! I'm in stitches! LOL Great show, guys, great show!
That was a good one because he didnt cut himself this time. xD
I love Martha for many reasons but one thing I’ve recently started loving is how bold she is talking about who she thinks is cute
John Baptiste and Stay Human are a show on themselves with all the perfectly timed songs they play.
I've never seen such an invisible beard before! 😳
4:36
"...this takes seven minutes from start to finish..."
"Have you shown this to Albert Wesker?"
"Oh yes, it's all he can spare."
Dear YT commentator, this is a desperate plea. If you are about to post a comment about how cool it is that the band played "Under Pressure", please don't. There are already about 70 comments saying that. Thanks, the universe.
Getting mommy vibes from Martha while Stephen is an adorbs teenager (with that beard) discussing flirting with Keira/Beto lol LOVE IT! 😂
More please!!!
I love her. So glad she is still around and working.
5:18 Stephen is the ultimate Anti-Salt Bae
I'm Italian and I don't approve that risotto! 😂
As french ( with italian roots...) I don't approve the way she cooks the "coq au vin" either ! ;)
That was not risotto as we know it. Clumpy dry sticky rice with a ton of sweet corn and chopped "pomodori dateri" (tomatoes). What?! What!? What in sweet Lord's name was that?
*drinks Cappuccino(filter coffee with heavy cream) at 3 in the afternoon while eating soft cooked, water rinsed pasta with Carbonara (as in bacon + heavy cream + cheese) sauce* I like that risotto.
I was scrolling down to see if some Italian spoke out about that "risotto"... thanks for not disappointing:-) B-)
Here in my country Morocco, Pressure Cooker is a fundamental tool in the kitchen of every home, we have so many meals prepared that way
Perhaps we're one of the top 10 Pressure Cooker users/importers in the World !
In India too... When you are cooking fresh meals 3 times a day, you do need a pressure cooker.
Exactly !
My names Walt Garrison and I don't smoke. I just put a bullion cube between my cheek and gums and I get real bullion pleasure without lighting up.
Beautiful woman, exemplary chef and home stylist.
4:07 like a little kid looking for negative attention... LOVE IT
Stephen flirting with Keira? Someone is sleeping on the couch again....
Who wouldn't. I think my wife would join in lol
Who is Keira? I must’ve missed that segment
luckyDancer100
I'm assuming Keira Knightly.
I will never forget my grandmother yelling, “Don’t go in the kitchen, the pressure cooker is cooking!” The rest of the statement would implied....run for your lives!
I remember being a kid and having one of the first domestic Microwaves. It was second hand, had a piece of the screen missing.
We would turn the dial, and everyone would sprint full-tilt out of the kitchen until it dinged because of the "radiation", lol
Crock Pot cooking is common, but yeah, home cooking with pressure cookers? Not nearly so much. Unless you're just making rice.
stephen is adorable.
Colbert has 20 charisma
like a bunny?
@@patricklarry6645 you sure you ain’t talking about yourself? Too bad there’s no cure for bitterness 😏
“Daddy like”😂
My pressure cooker once exploded with yellow pees purée. That stuff dries on impact. I was scratching it off the ceiling and walls for days. Not exactly a time-saver on that occasion.
I've used a pressure cooker at least three times a week for more than 40 years and I've never had an accident. The stories about them blowing up are mostly myth.
You are right, my mom used hers a lot too with no problems. I sure miss the stew and dumplings she made in the pressure cooker.
My Uncle Melvin blew up his house with a pressure cooker. The kitchen burst into flames and most of the house was destroyed, but the time the fire department arrived.
@@mikejewpants4099 You do realize that if it blew up what would come out of it is steam and wet food, don't you? Sounds like a legend to me.
Martha Stewart was born in my town and used to be an art teacher at my elementary school. Im far to young to have had here but I know people who did
MARTHA!!
Stephen with that bottle in his mouth:) he loves his liquor:)
Damn, she looks so youthful!
It’s just as sweet as you are, Martha 😍
My oh my he's a handsome man. Stephen's hair is most lovely here.
Real shit I can’t even imagine how many times Martha screamed at her grandkids YOU HAVENT EATEN TODAY?!😂😂
I think Colbert is so much more disruptive than Snoop Dog is in Martha's kitchen. I wonder what she was thinking. But I'm entertained!
She should be a regular!!!
How does Martha get prettier as she grows older. Go Martha!
Wow. She is 77 years old.
Now I want a pressure cooker next the PC in my office
Pressure cookers are so common in Brazil, every household has one.
Shout out to Jon Batiste for playing 'Under Pressure' right on cue :)
This is like when Europeans cook American style cuisine.
Now THAT'S how a host should interact with a guest.
Cooking with a pressure cooker is great once you get the hang of it. Risotto in 6 minutes and it is perfect.
Bi receipt.
Gotta learn how to cook under pressure when u in the fuckin clink dawg
I rather watch Martha Stewart cooking than Ramsay
What happens to all the food after these cooking segments are over?
He's buzzed lol.
Martha Stewart is alot better than the other wolfgang guy
The Trumpanzees are gonna have prison jokes for DAYS after THIS skit!
LOL!
that was the smoothest salt throwing i have ever seen in my entire life of 19 years.
Stephen is drunk!
French cuisine uses bouillon cubes. I don't understand why so many people turn their nose up at them. (Granted, many do have a lot of salt.)
The flirting accusation made me feel kinda awkward because he's married.
The two were very funny together. They should take it on the road.
Stephen and salt.
Me:👁️👄👁️
Stephen, you could start a cooking show and you would kill it!
Go MArtha !! SHe is a great cook ..
He hates these cooking segments so much. Hilarious
Says who!?? Lol never has he said anything about hating cooking
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a Beto in the band. I know I know, my pun is soo bad. But hey, it works fine e in that so g.
"We all need to save time because we waste so much time." So with the help of a Pressure Cooker we can use saved time to waste even more time.
Please bring Martha back again! =)
I Love Martha and i Love Stephen and I Love food and I Love funny. this is the best show ever at this exact time and place/
4:46 "Really? They're OK with you avoiding the suffering??"😂😂😂
Damn Stephen could of ruined that meal with his salt. Man is an ocean of rage and salt, I love it.
pressure by queen at the end ! love it
Wait. Pressure cookers aren't already a thing in America? O.o
wut
They have been around for generations but they are bringing reintroduced as stand alone appliances with electronic controls in the last decade or so
They kinda became outdated because they didn't have the versatility of a microwave or were only for fancy main dishes like roasts, etc. And we definitely weren't making desserts in ours when I was growing up.
"Deglaze yourself." LOL
Get Martha a weekly cooking segment at the end of the week so she and Stephen can unwind a little.
Thankfuly we have one of those new pressure cookers that dont explode. I was afraid to go into the kitchen after the old one exploded! Food on the ceiling, everywhere!!
Razor sharp wit this episode
4:07 did he just act like drinking? Bottle is not open.😕
Kindness is Beauty
We sipped and then he poured.
Martha Stewart is a SNACK.
Home & Garden with Martha! Watch her cook and throw shade!
I’m getting this book.
I wanna buy those 🛒
I LOVE THE BEARD!!!
So pissed They never show the position or anything about the VALVE before and after .
I CAN'T FIND INFO MARTHA come on !!!!!!!
We all know you're secretly working on your Gandalf beard, Stephen!
snoop can tell you about martha, she a str8 up OG, got that dank in a potpourri, 187 on the skillet then she grill it and filet if yo will it, homeslice
Please shave that Beard ahaha :)
Prison grandma is the coolest grandma 😎👍
91 books! Wow! 😲
$#$#er fbi boxes $##$ sa ca 805 $##$ good shit one more pizza home 9 1 ten $#$# white house $##$ one is dead the whole world
I wish Martha would have explained her bouquet garni. It's different with different recipes.
@5:19 PURE COMEDY
Stephen was miffed at Martha, because she said she was 'responsible'. Next time, start with a soup, and turn it into a fountain, because that's what young stephen would have wanted.