Martha in Cooking Mode, even through the screen it's INTENSE. She's ALL Business and Stephen is the 5year old under your feet in the kitchen just about to pull that pot of boiling water off the stove onto himself...
Her job is to showcase the cooker and convey the relative ease of producing the delicious dishes. His job is to play the fool. Hey, the band and production staff ate really well, Thursday night.
Getting mommy vibes from Martha while Stephen is an adorbs teenager (with that beard) discussing flirting with Keira/Beto lol LOVE IT! 😂 More please!!!
Here in my country Morocco, Pressure Cooker is a fundamental tool in the kitchen of every home, we have so many meals prepared that way Perhaps we're one of the top 10 Pressure Cooker users/importers in the World !
I will never forget my grandmother yelling, “Don’t go in the kitchen, the pressure cooker is cooking!” The rest of the statement would implied....run for your lives!
I remember being a kid and having one of the first domestic Microwaves. It was second hand, had a piece of the screen missing. We would turn the dial, and everyone would sprint full-tilt out of the kitchen until it dinged because of the "radiation", lol
That was not risotto as we know it. Clumpy dry sticky rice with a ton of sweet corn and chopped "pomodori dateri" (tomatoes). What?! What!? What in sweet Lord's name was that?
*drinks Cappuccino(filter coffee with heavy cream) at 3 in the afternoon while eating soft cooked, water rinsed pasta with Carbonara (as in bacon + heavy cream + cheese) sauce* I like that risotto.
My pressure cooker once exploded with yellow pees purée. That stuff dries on impact. I was scratching it off the ceiling and walls for days. Not exactly a time-saver on that occasion.
Dear YT commentator, this is a desperate plea. If you are about to post a comment about how cool it is that the band played "Under Pressure", please don't. There are already about 70 comments saying that. Thanks, the universe.
I've used a pressure cooker at least three times a week for more than 40 years and I've never had an accident. The stories about them blowing up are mostly myth.
My Uncle Melvin blew up his house with a pressure cooker. The kitchen burst into flames and most of the house was destroyed, but the time the fire department arrived.
I remember my mom's pressure cooker. Before you could open it, you had to put a fork under the valve cover (?),to release the pressure before you could open it. It made the best stew.
My mom was WWII era and never had a problem with a pressure cooker. I bought one and no problems, it is 75% faster than the oven and much faster than these electrics because the PSI is 15 unlike the electrics. The flavors are absolutely fantastic, your food is infused with your spices.
Thankfuly we have one of those new pressure cookers that dont explode. I was afraid to go into the kitchen after the old one exploded! Food on the ceiling, everywhere!!
Stephen was miffed at Martha, because she said she was 'responsible'. Next time, start with a soup, and turn it into a fountain, because that's what young stephen would have wanted.
Jon and the band playing "under pressure" at the end there was perfect!
Ben Rall 😂😂
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And here my brain went to 'Vanilla Ice Ice Baby'! 😂🍦 Ohhhhhh those samples!
lockrtgr - i'm truly sorry
yeah ! it was perfect
the sass is incredible
I wish Martha would be a weekly guest. She and Stephen have such great chemistry. Always so funny together.
CAT Martha Stewart seems to have great chemistry with anyone she's with.
She is so droll she balances his silliness perfectly.
Remplaceer the interviews with this
Colbert acts like a little boy! He is so funny..
The way Stephen threw that pinch of salt should be a meme!
SOMEBODY MAKE IT SO!
My husband and I laughed at that for so long. This is why we could never go to one of his shows.
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Martha in Cooking Mode, even through the screen it's INTENSE. She's ALL Business and Stephen is the 5year old under your feet in the kitchen just about to pull that pot of boiling water off the stove onto himself...
Her job is to showcase the cooker and convey the relative ease of producing the delicious dishes. His job is to play the fool. Hey, the band and production staff ate really well, Thursday night.
RIXRADvidz Stephen is cool but I miss Sarah’s daily giggle so much! 👋🍰🍰🍰🇬🇧
Yea, she’s very serious , and all business all the time .
Stephen is the new Salt Bae 😂 #ColbeardTheWhite
Martha was very patient with Stephen.
Stephen talking about flirting with both Keira Knigthley and Beto o' Rourke is Big Bi Energy and im here for it
Now I keep picturing a threesome between Stephen, Keira Knightley, and Beto O'Rourke and I can't concentrate on anything else...
Honestly 😍 Stephen is n inspiration 🙌🏾
He was covering his married tracks. Martha was throwing him under the 🚍
Haha didn't know it but SAME! 😍
the hell is bi energy? lol I mean Beto is a good looking guy, no denying that. Can we harness bi energy?
John Baptiste and Stay Human are a show on themselves with all the perfectly timed songs they play.
Stephen is so funny! I'm in stitches! LOL Great show, guys, great show!
That was a good one because he didnt cut himself this time. xD
Jon's got jokes with that Bowie "Under Pressure" at the end!
Yah, he's sneaky brilliant.
Queen/Bowie
“Daddy like”😂
I love her. So glad she is still around and working.
She's 77!
OMG its true! HOW?!
Waaaaat
Oh my!she looks much younger.
Good genes, I guess. She doesn't look like she's had any work done.
And still a milf lmao
It's not the same without Snoop there to back her up.
He's asalted her.
It was almost ag-grate-vated a-salt!
😂😂😂
He asked her You never use boullon cubes...
Her.. OH, NOOOO!
As he sucks on the wine...
Deglaze yourself.
Im dyin.
LMAO
4:07 like a little kid looking for negative attention... LOVE IT
Getting mommy vibes from Martha while Stephen is an adorbs teenager (with that beard) discussing flirting with Keira/Beto lol LOVE IT! 😂
More please!!!
I love Martha for many reasons but one thing I’ve recently started loving is how bold she is talking about who she thinks is cute
I love the drinking segments!
I mean cooking.. cooking segments.
* hick *
New Message 😂😂
Here in my country Morocco, Pressure Cooker is a fundamental tool in the kitchen of every home, we have so many meals prepared that way
Perhaps we're one of the top 10 Pressure Cooker users/importers in the World !
In India too... When you are cooking fresh meals 3 times a day, you do need a pressure cooker.
Exactly !
4:36
"...this takes seven minutes from start to finish..."
"Have you shown this to Albert Wesker?"
"Oh yes, it's all he can spare."
pressure by queen at the end ! love it
4:46 "Really? They're OK with you avoiding the suffering??"😂😂😂
"Deglaze yourself." LOL
Colbert is a cute, adorable smart ass! I wonder if that got him in trouble in Catholic school?
5:18 Stephen is the ultimate Anti-Salt Bae
I will never forget my grandmother yelling, “Don’t go in the kitchen, the pressure cooker is cooking!” The rest of the statement would implied....run for your lives!
I remember being a kid and having one of the first domestic Microwaves. It was second hand, had a piece of the screen missing.
We would turn the dial, and everyone would sprint full-tilt out of the kitchen until it dinged because of the "radiation", lol
Crock Pot cooking is common, but yeah, home cooking with pressure cookers? Not nearly so much. Unless you're just making rice.
Martha Stewart was born in my town and used to be an art teacher at my elementary school. Im far to young to have had here but I know people who did
Real shit I can’t even imagine how many times Martha screamed at her grandkids YOU HAVENT EATEN TODAY?!😂😂
Pressure cookers are so common in Brazil, every household has one.
Cooking with a pressure cooker is great once you get the hang of it. Risotto in 6 minutes and it is perfect.
Stephen with that bottle in his mouth:) he loves his liquor:)
I'm Italian and I don't approve that risotto! 😂
As french ( with italian roots...) I don't approve the way she cooks the "coq au vin" either ! ;)
That was not risotto as we know it. Clumpy dry sticky rice with a ton of sweet corn and chopped "pomodori dateri" (tomatoes). What?! What!? What in sweet Lord's name was that?
*drinks Cappuccino(filter coffee with heavy cream) at 3 in the afternoon while eating soft cooked, water rinsed pasta with Carbonara (as in bacon + heavy cream + cheese) sauce* I like that risotto.
I was scrolling down to see if some Italian spoke out about that "risotto"... thanks for not disappointing:-) B-)
that was the smoothest salt throwing i have ever seen in my entire life of 19 years.
And Jon and the band at the end to top it all off!
Shout out to Jon Batiste for playing 'Under Pressure' right on cue :)
My names Walt Garrison and I don't smoke. I just put a bullion cube between my cheek and gums and I get real bullion pleasure without lighting up.
My pressure cooker once exploded with yellow pees purée. That stuff dries on impact. I was scratching it off the ceiling and walls for days. Not exactly a time-saver on that occasion.
I love it when Martha Stewart throws some shade
MARTHA!!
Dear YT commentator, this is a desperate plea. If you are about to post a comment about how cool it is that the band played "Under Pressure", please don't. There are already about 70 comments saying that. Thanks, the universe.
Beautiful woman, exemplary chef and home stylist.
Stephen flirting with Keira? Someone is sleeping on the couch again....
Who wouldn't. I think my wife would join in lol
Who is Keira? I must’ve missed that segment
luckyDancer100
I'm assuming Keira Knightly.
91 books! Wow! 😲
Stephen and salt.
Me:👁️👄👁️
Home & Garden with Martha! Watch her cook and throw shade!
Razor sharp wit this episode
The two were very funny together. They should take it on the road.
Now THAT'S how a host should interact with a guest.
I've used a pressure cooker at least three times a week for more than 40 years and I've never had an accident. The stories about them blowing up are mostly myth.
You are right, my mom used hers a lot too with no problems. I sure miss the stew and dumplings she made in the pressure cooker.
My Uncle Melvin blew up his house with a pressure cooker. The kitchen burst into flames and most of the house was destroyed, but the time the fire department arrived.
@@mikejewpants4099 You do realize that if it blew up what would come out of it is steam and wet food, don't you? Sounds like a legend to me.
I remember my mom's pressure cooker. Before you could open it, you had to put a fork under the valve cover (?),to release the pressure before you could open it. It made the best stew.
Please bring Martha back again! =)
Good to see Martha playing.
5:00 is the best part
Now I want a pressure cooker next the PC in my office
My mom was WWII era and never had a problem with a pressure cooker. I bought one and no problems, it is 75% faster than the oven and much faster than these electrics because the PSI is 15 unlike the electrics. The flavors are absolutely fantastic, your food is infused with your spices.
Get Martha a weekly cooking segment at the end of the week so she and Stephen can unwind a little.
Just so you all know, Martha Cooks is a show currently on the PBS Create channel. It's lovely to watch.
Martha Stewart is alot better than the other wolfgang guy
It’s just as sweet as you are, Martha 😍
I’m getting this book.
Go MArtha !! SHe is a great cook ..
That look he gave....
THAT'S how you know it's one of the best desserts he's had
How does Martha get prettier as she grows older. Go Martha!
Good choice for a song at the end! :D
I LOVE THE BEARD!!!
Stephen, you could start a cooking show and you would kill it!
@5:19 PURE COMEDY
5:17 is the new meme lol
I've never seen such an invisible beard before! 😳
The way he salted his risotto...and Martha's arm 😂
The exchange beginning at 6:11
Under pressure. Nice touch, Jon. Nice touch indeed.
I use them all the time. Toss in a roast with veggies and poof, done.
Prison grandma is the coolest grandma 😎👍
I think Colbert is so much more disruptive than Snoop Dog is in Martha's kitchen. I wonder what she was thinking. But I'm entertained!
Martha Stewart is a SNACK.
I Love Martha and i Love Stephen and I Love food and I Love funny. this is the best show ever at this exact time and place/
My oh my he's a handsome man. Stephen's hair is most lovely here.
Ah, yes! Finally, I have a book filled with reasons why I needed to buy that pressure cooker I want!
cognac bottle was closed?
And then the band played "under pressure" at the end x)
Damn Stephen could of ruined that meal with his salt. Man is an ocean of rage and salt, I love it.
I LOVE BOTH OF YOU
He's buzzed lol.
Wow. She is 77 years old.
Colbert is giving very youngest sibling energy in this video 😂
Thankfuly we have one of those new pressure cookers that dont explode. I was afraid to go into the kitchen after the old one exploded! Food on the ceiling, everywhere!!
"We all need to save time because we waste so much time." So with the help of a Pressure Cooker we can use saved time to waste even more time.
We all know you're secretly working on your Gandalf beard, Stephen!
French cuisine uses bouillon cubes. I don't understand why so many people turn their nose up at them. (Granted, many do have a lot of salt.)
Lmao 6:20
Stephen was miffed at Martha, because she said she was 'responsible'. Next time, start with a soup, and turn it into a fountain, because that's what young stephen would have wanted.
The cleverness of Jon & Stay Human is awesome. Nice touch with “Under Pressure” at the end lol
❤️ Martha!!!
I rather watch Martha Stewart cooking than Ramsay
I wanna buy those 🛒