I ADOPTED A CHILD ON CHRISTMAS!
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- Опубліковано 11 гру 2017
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* Garrett gets rejected *
"it's okay uncle garret"
*IM GONNA FUCKING CRY*
MANA OMG SAME!!!
Who would reject him tho like he’s hot wtf
MANA 😂
but like, where's Alex tho?
william mantilla true 👀
It's cute how after Garrett got rejected Chris said " It's ok, uncle Garrett"
I alsways cry when I watch this because of that moment
Lmao
It’s ok
I know i luved it! Heheh! :D I teared up a bit!
Nelsy Quintana lol
he is gay but dosent give his number out
*disapointment on garrets face as he slowly walks a way*
emily brooks he sounded so sad :(
"Let's go see other cHRISTMAS STuff!"
emily brooks poor Garrett 😰
‘It’s ok uncle Garrett’
Honestly Garrett should have said 'okay then I'll give you mine' or ask him out for a drink right then and there lol... I think about that moment way too much lol
No one:
Chris: “super gayness-“
Katsuki bakugou that was the best part
Also hi kachan
NANI
I died 🤣
Molly McColm well it isn’t funny it’s just his personality, i don’t get it
Shane - "What's Christmas about?"
Ryland - "....Jesus?"
Ryland I love you
It’s actually “J- Jesus?”
No its ..... ya your both right
Crazy Anime Chan wait what I don’t get what ur saying
@@piperrockellefan281 look at the original comment than the one under it
Watching Garret get rejected was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
SophiaRose wait the blind date rejected him after all???!??
Greyson Anderson no not that. Keep watching the video and you’ll see. 😂 he gets rejected by the guy in the candy store.
SophiaRose I started crying honestly
angiefromthefloor sameee
“Have you been learning mouth pop?” I love how he asks like it’s a language
Lol
It's Shane's language-
Is it not?
IT IS
Saiko Shite It isn’t?
Christopher: “oh I’m going to warn you u do study karate”
Lisa: *looks terrified*
Her face literally looked like this emoji ----> D:
@@Stinkdinky nah more :0
○°○
@@puppeteer9971 😳
Kimberly Portillo don't you mean "oh I'm going to warn you I do study karate" not u do study karate
“Where’s your mom?”
“She’s very slow so i left her in my dust”
LMFAO IM WHEEZING
slightly edgy piece of trash oml same😂😂😂
SAME bc I have asthma
Tony rejecting Garrett is a sign that he should stay with Alex
Mae Mitchum EXACTLYYYY
Yessssssss!
Mae Mitchum exactly
Truee
WE NEEEED AN UPDATE on Garette and ALEX !!
*“tony said he liked my outfit and gave me a free cinnamon bear”*
it’s so cute
Aww.. I felt Tony would have been perfect for him.
:(
🥺
Garrett is precious, I want him to have someone so badly 😟😟💗💗
Shane: let's punch together
Christopher: I have to warn you I do karate
Lisa: - gets f*cking scared -
Christopher is like the little version of shane
Lmaooo also it’s crazy how much Shane grew after this
@@alexmagana5881 true
Is she actually pregnant?
@@Psithurisproutmhm
“It’s ok uncle garret” he’s the most precious thing.
When Chris said that, my heart melted. He's so cute.
Omg why is Garrett me
*pouring food into pocket*
*awkwardly flirting*
STOP BEING RELATABLE
Emelia same
Emelia and making cringey jokes XD
Dont forget his massive Harry Potter obsession 😍😍
Emelia same ikr😂
shane: “ wait are these gay socks “
chris: “ahahahaha”
edit: thanks for the likes
roastytoastywatr ahahahahah you’re not funny.
@@no-me8iz They were literally quoting the video (?)
Mumblecrust Bucky ik it’s just that it didn’t make me laugh because they just put ahahahhaa instead of “Chris laughing his butt off” or something like that
i have no clue what username i should have then don’t like or comment *laughing my but off*
i have no clue what username i should have r/woosh
shane: “do you think he needs to try again?”
christopher: “...who?”
ava Shane: EXACTLY!
So funny 😂
"Super gayness"
wow is this MY son
lmaox "the exact opposite of that (heaven)"
lmaox same me has a child
And me
lmaox BANGTAN
Army
Creepy uncle Drews best lines:
"Hello big guy!"
"Uh, very soft!"
"I have OCD, I know which one's right"
what abour "This one...or you'll die"?
the mustache made it on point
And...
"I love Best Buy"
Lena C "does he know about my mustache is he going to be scaaarredd?" I love him lol
Lena C 8
Shane: you brought alcohol!?
Christopher : yep
Shane : *i love you*
When he hugged ryland I actually like saw him being a dad like you can tell how good if a dad he’d be
true dat
SIKEEE
@@vlr2220 PLS
No god pls no no!.....nooooooooooooo!
All went well until Garrett got rejected.
DogKeeperTube I'm triggered by that name
Eleven Wheelers chill.....
Petra Aderos I know!!
DogKeeperTube lmai I am chill. Joking tf
Eleven Wheelers I know.
Garrett is the uncle that doesn't have kids but is obsessed with his brothers.
And Ryland is the parent that was woken up too early on Christmas morning.
Tara Belle-Rose Thats literally my family.
Drew'... THAT uncle.. lmao
Lisa: What’s your life now? HEAVEN?
Christopher: Well the opposite uhmmm craziness, *super* gayness!
"Christmas is not about gifts"
"What's it about?"
"A jeep- jesus"
😂I love this whole video
BAHAH I DIDNT EVEN CATCH THAT
"Christmas is not about gifts."
"... What's it about?"
"J-Jesus?"
Flynnmsy Hare right
I love how Shane tries not to cuss around him
*tries*
Keyword: *Tries*
*keyword: tries*
Key word: *Tries*
1700th comment!
Santa: "you can sit down"
Shane: "oh I don't think I'll fit I have a big a-bottom"
"She's very slow so I left her in my dust"
I love this child
My heart broke a little when garret got rejected 😭
Cristina Guevara saaaaame
I know right but the guy did have a point though I don't think it was a rejection. The guy just doesn't randomly gives out numbers. I like that in a way.
Cristina Guevara 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
"Christmas isn't about presents."
"What's it about?"
"J-Jesus??"
AHAHAH
Nataley Davis Well..
ME
I loved that part lmao
Lmaooo
I want part 2 now please!! 😂
*when Santa tries to be funny*
Shane’s mind: yeah I totally understand
Shane: hahaha
"Thats me in five years"
"one."
IM DEAD
“but it’s fishmas”
**awkward peace sign**
When garret Said That He Ruined Christmas
Athena S Literally me!!!!!
M e
I think we all felt bad when Garrett got rejected.😭 I wanted to cry! Lol😭
Lias Lito same
Same 😭
We still got Alex right?!😅
Vareesha aaliya “it’s complicated”😢
Lias Lito no why?! Gosh, I just want Garrett to be happy😔
When Shane looks at the guy wearing the VR headset and says "that's me in 5 years!" and now he's got the Apple Vision Pro haha
I was LITERALLY about to comment this 😂😂😂
Who’s here in December 2019? Anyone?
January 2020? ( BTW happy New Years!)
Anyone here MAY 2020
me
Me !!!!~ ☺
me
Me
me!
"We're all hungry, right?"
"Yes. Always!"
SAME 😂💀
Garrett Brando meeeeeeee
“She’s slow so i left her in my dust”
ADOPT THIS LEGEND FOR REAL
claudia corr I know
666 likes
I was latterly going to say that like ' Me'
Shane: You got me *Alcohol??*
Christopher: *Yes.*
I love how open and unphased by each other Lisa and Shane are, “this could’ve been our life” got me
"this is what our lives could've been"
*Low-key salty I'm screaming oh my god*
chERYL FROM NEBRASKA tbh I’ve always liked shisa better
Moro._.1991 Nah, I'm with Ryland in this
HAHAH
Moro._.1991 nah m8
"Uncle Garrett is trying to get another Uncle right now'
SHANE😂😂😂
SiCiliAN lOVE xox IM sO upset for Garrett, we could've had Uncle Tony!! 😫
Sweet Bro Hella Jeff exactly!
"She's very slow so I left her in my dust"😂💀
Garret: *pulls out book*
Shane: that looks like what my mum uses to talk to god.
Also Garret: NO ITS TOM RIDDLES DIARY
“What is your life?”
*”craziness umm gayness...”*
“I think I love you” 😂
Skye Mc I
"It's okay uncle Garett" awww:(
moonlight bαe that was so pure omg
Garrett: he doesn’t have a stocking
Shane: yes he does
Shane: rrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
Shane: “That’s not Christmas”
Garret: “Yeah, but it’s Fishmas!”
I genuinely think Shane and Ryland will make great dads. You could see how, behind all the jokes, Shane really wants to be a good dad and Is succeeding so far and Ryland is so patient and gentle with Christopher. I can’t wait til you guys have kids!
@Just another Random UA-camr they cant necessarily have children but they can adopt XD.
Fangle :3meow SURROGATEEEEE AJAAK
• 試します • TRUEEEEEEEE
when garrett got rejected and then it got quiet i almost died
I love that chris said his new life is super gay-ness
Chris: get shane dawson's book or ima complain to the mall
Shane : I didnt tell him to say that😳
Shane,'s mind: omg
(○~○)/🔪
“She’s very slow so I left her in my dust”
"Here put them on, you're the gayer dad" 😂😂😂😂
i always find myself rewatching this video
Ryland: Christmas is not about presents
Shane:than whats it about
Ryland: j-jeuses
(Split second of silence)
*LOUD LAUGHTER*
“Super-gayness” 💀💀
mouth pop
Haha
"FAMILY LISTEN TO MEE" - me on every occasion lol
I always loved how this kid took the great opportunity of hanging out with a rich guy and asking for an expensive gift
9:56 you can hear andrew's lil giggle 😫 i think this is the only andrew amd drew "interaction" we got on camera
"It's okay, Uncle Garrett"
My heart melted. That was adorable
“It’s okay Uncle Garrett” 😭
Meg Deg OMG i was literally crying when he said that
literally crying
I love that child
*shane looks at pink socks*
Shane: “what made you think of me?”
Christopher: * laughs*
Shane: “okay”
😂😂😂
Garrett sucks at flirting and its extra relatable
.
lmao if u watch the tinder video shane made w garrett he's actually rlly good at flirting
Cierra PERIODDDDDDD
“Then what is Christmas about?”
“ *J-Jesus?...* “
its true, CHRISTmas is about jesus
But it is. It's Jesus's birthday
Bitch wat u say it about chists bday if u think im wrong then just go to hell
Rewatching in 2019 and my heart still breaks for Garrett :(
I love the fact that he just started punching the "pregnant lady"
"HI DADDY RYLAND" owww my heart
*"its okay uncle garret"*
leah OMG!
Garret is so precious omg 😭
That was so pure 😭
Well this didnt aged very well
5:10 is me when my little brother was born and he got all the attention
“That is my ass, I mean my bottom” IM DEAD
HAHAHAAA
Lea h I like how how he tried to to be clean as he is fingering her belly button
Poor garret he got rejected by a candy store guy. He’s so adorable tbh
Garrett is so precious he deserves the world
Ron Hanson and a boyfriend 🥴
I almost cried for uncle Garrett when he got rejected 🥺😭
Shane: you bought alcohol??!
Kid: yes.
Shane: I love you
ryland “christmas isn’t about gifts”
shane “what’s it about?”
ryland “jesus??” 😹💀
lol it was so funny when Ryland said jesus
What time did he say that?
Jacqueline Valencia 2:00
Gracie Owens. TRUE THO but it is also about spending time with your family❤❤❤❤
Eimear Hayes sooo trueeee ❤️
Shane:I don’t think I can fit I got a big a- big bottom
Santa: You can sit down
Shane: I have a big a--
Me: *Laughing and not being able to breathe*
UNCLE GARRETTS TRYING TO GET ANOTHER UNCLE RIGHT NOWWWW
Ahh I can't believe he was rejected :,, (
"Why don't you look in the children's section. "
Pickers101 I'm not sure if Shane's book would belong there.
I BUSTED out LAUGHING
I was cracking up on the floor dying
I miss these types of videos
No one:
Not a single sole:
No one in the universe:
Garret:it's fishmas 😂🐟
HOW IS UNCLE GARETT REJECTED?!?
IT GETS ME MAD 😂
ikr REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kid had no taste. It's the kids loss...
????
garrett looked so sad 😤
"I know about baby Jesus. I know he......"
*"Did magic"*
I'M DEAD XD
Peachy Bleachy technically he did haha.
Peachy Bleachy This is me explaining what I know about Christmas
Peachy Bleachy
I love ur username
aw i felt so bad for garret omg
I’m here lol
It’s crazy watching this now that Shane and ryland actually have kids 😭
I KNOWW RIGHT
Chris is sooo cute
Garrett: *gets rejected*
Chris: It's okay Uncle Garrett
Gabino Gudino MY HEART
Gabino Gudin
I'm LITERALLY crying! No joke...my heart can't handle this!
Gabino Gudino I wold die if Chris said you always be alone
“Does he know about my mustache?” “Can i punch it?”
There were too many amazing moments in this video...lol
" I know about baby jesus. I know he did- magic *tries to hold laugh in* " deaadddd 💀💀
This video is so sweet. I’m doing a Shane binge in quarantine. I literally started crying when Christopher came to the door with his little Santa hat aaaaa
"does he know about my moustache...is he gonna be scared or..?"
"can you ask Santa to get my videos monetized again" yO SAME
gabulosis He literally said that as soon as i read this
Keith Antonevich lol
I love you and your channel ❤️
Wow I love your videos
**eyes roll back and head spins around** never
Watch this every year its iconic
Let's pretend Shane didn't forget his son's name
Who else died when Santa started talking about school 😂😂😂😂😂
DDSpears Mashups HAHA SAME
DDSpears Mashups lunch is my favourite class in school too 😂
I am actually cryingggg
DDSpears Mashups The laughing reminds me of my friends chatting as I quietly smile to play along(?)
DDSpears Mashups lol
MY SON I LOVE HIM *Forgets child’s name* 😂
Gacha Girl ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂
Taes TEA my mom forgets my name at least 16 times a day😂
When parents can say bad words in front of their kids
Year? ;-;
I miss this shane
Tony missed out.
Mel(issa) exactly
I was literally about to comment that
"Hi daddy ryland."
*THIS IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING EVER! AND HIS LAUGH SO CUTE*
Ezria Daniels ok glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought that was adorable 😂
Ezria Daniels my heart melted when he said “it’s okay, uncle garrett.”