I ADOPTED A CHILD!
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- Опубліковано 31 жов 2017
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“We’re gonna be together forever”
“I wish”
*my heart melts*
He’s so cute omg
Sofi Ed
Literally as i was reading your comment that part of the video came on
What
I'm sorry my back button doesn't work
sh00k mama me too Woahh🙀
Sofi Ed true
The kid was roasting Shane OMFG
Lol📹📹📸☎️🎙📻📠📱💻🖥🖨🖲
Haha
Mae Wobniar lmao
“you never take showers”
IM DYING LOL 😂
I can't stop thinking about the fact this kid is now 12/13
The video is only 2 years old. Wasn't the kid like 8 in this video?
@@cloudzapphire7566 The kid says he was 9 in the video So he should be 12 or 13 depending on when his birthday is
that’s not that old
@@hamianagrande so? it’s still weird that the kid is growing up when we saw him as a tiny little thing
@@yagirlsevinn7341 Why is that weird? It certainly isn’t unusual.
Shane: "What's that?"
Kid: "it's called a kids menu"
When it child is smarted than u
*now all you have to do is tell him he’s adopted*
*wait what*
he probably already knows
True
He knows that..?
@@mollieepants r/woosh?
"also don't look like you're gay canoeing"
IM DECEASED
Haley Jean i
Haley Jean gsus
Haley!!! 💖💖💖
Haley Jean same
Haley Jean hehe
Andrew being called cameraman physically hurts me it’s so weird that he wasn’t actually in the videos lmaoo
Well... this is awkward.
Yep
Lmfao
mhm
wait y?
oh. i see. 😔
"Never heard of her"😂😂😂😂
"I don't like ranch"😂😂😂😂
OVERLAPPING LINE I LUV RANCH
LMFAO
I could drink ranch that is how much I love it
Anna Oop
-I don't like ranch-
"You are not ready for a child"
"Ryland 2017"
My friend has that same 3DS lol
thats false
Red GameGirl. He's ready ok
Red GameGirl his pets even want to kill him 😂
Guys this comment was a joke. Chill tf out
THIS DID NOT AGE WELL.
Why
why?
@@blakebingham what drama
pansexual panic He kisses a twelve year old on video, he asked children on Omegle to do sexy poses for him, he rated underage girls in his merch and said he would rape them all. This is the same shit onision did😍 Hes fucking disgusting and I can’t believe I’ve ever supported him and so many people are literally delusional over it. I’m so glad I opened my eyes, and I hope other people do too because supporting pedophilia ISNT CUTE 😳😳😳
@@tbs3518 people change. They really do, is any of that stuff that he did recent? No. Hes done with all that.
"Guess what we're getting today"
"A another dog"
"Even better than a dog"
"A cat"
"A PERSON"
""WhAt Do YoU mEaN"
same.
The kid literally thought that Ryland was Shane's assistant wtf😂
He also thought his name was Riley...wait....that could be his drag queen name
He was joking
Riley* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I know lol
13:13
"Britney Spears. You like her?"
"Never heard of her"
PUT HIM BACK UP FOR ADOPTION. NOW.
Ryan Clarken new generations doesn't know abt her
Cue old school Shane viewers feeling oldddd
Ryan Clarken "I don't like Ranch"
GET HIM AWAY. NOW
Was he even born then lol!!
"i dont like ranch" SHOO PUT HIM BACK UP FOR ADOPTION
4:17 Imma call the police now
Genius.
FBI OPEN UP
Kyky 11 yep
"Hey kids 😃, come in kids 😃, we're gonna have fun today 😃" 😀😀 lmaoo, that was um..
But they don’t take Garret🤍😌
Anyone else feeling creeped out watching this after everything that’s come out
Yes, absolutley. He is DISGUSTING!!!
Yep
Ehw-98 X - absolutely
Don’t watch it then😒
Yes, i agree
Noooooooooooo...I was so excited to see his moms reaction :(
shane I love you channel this made me lmao
Ya
CraCra Lily he’s not the real shane
shane OMG YOU REPLIED 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😍😍😍😍😍😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱I LOVE YA Chanel
MEAN MEAMS GIRL ITS NOT THE REAL SHANE
“Riley your assistant”
jazmiiin xx my name is Riley ;-;
Omg ikr
Omg I literally screamed
jazmiiin xx "I pay him VERY WELL"
😂
*watching this after him being outed for predator behavior and it makes me nervous* 🙊
Don’t follow the haters
same lol
Same. Run kid, run
If he was he’d of been locked away years ago but people love dragging up people’s passed when there own life’s are going to shit🤦🏻♀️😂
Laviath not the case at all everyone’s story’s and what they have done and been accused off is all different
50%the Kid fake laughing
50%Shane saying "I love my son" or "I'm gonna cry"
30%Shane Slowly realizing how different him and the kid are
And
100%The Kid dragging Shane
making a total of 230% 😌
That is NOT accurate XD
@@annajewell6340 lol what
Mina Love, 50+50+20+100 is over 100%.it should all add up to 100%
That kid is literally the cutest lil thing😭❤️
Christina R grayyyy😍
Christina R true
+King Theo
wooww calm down we don't mean in that way, we mean he's like precious and adorable.
he looks like a older ollie from daily bumps
he is zee smol bean
i actually want him to have a child.
Maddie Moore yee
Maddie Moore yee
Maddie Moore samreeeeee
Wow. 8 minutes and you already have 830 likes.
yeeeeeeee
youtube algorithm i see you
Jesus Christ-
Okay, we get it.
This video didn’t age well.
Everyone’s spamming it-
Thank you for saying it lol
Hahahaha
wElL tHiS dIdNt AgE wElL aM i RiGhT u GuYs hAhA xDDDD
@@r4ndom7000 touche.
And? We can spam it if we want. Stfu and leave if you dislike it
Garret:“Has it already been fed?”
Shane: “I asked about breastfeeding...”
*im dead* 🤣💀
SparklyCanadian yeah ik it auto corrected it to Harry
You can hear him spit the water out 😆 😆 😆
“I don’t like ranch.” *echoes*
Mae Wobniar that was the best part lmao
I love ranch
Mae Wobnia
Mae Wobniar Me
Ranch is life.
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this didn't age well
Yep ikr
yep..
Yes
Why?? Because, him, Shane yæ is NOT A FUCKING PEADOPHILE
The kid id fine. Mom was there thr whole time
*I'd LOVE to see the day Shane and Ryland adopt a kid*
Bella Pearce SAME
Bella Pearce e
But now Morgan I'd gonna have the baby
They're going to have Morgan be their surrogate. Although, I can't imagine them being dads. What I do imagine is Rylan would be like the mother
Bella Pearce same
I swear this kid will be a youtuber as well. His sense of humor is amazing.
TheIvett93 นกก
*TheIvett93 no he should be a youtuber and a comedian!*
TheIvett93 sooo true
TheIvett93 oof
Oof
Im sorry but this video still makes me crack up. The kid obviously had fun and shane was not being inappropriate towards him. Also, the childs mom was there the whole time, and if you watch they ask her for permission sometimes.
Yeah he literally was completely appropriate. He has a rude sense of humour but he's not a pedophile.
@@JessikaBeanua-cam.com/video/ecKUZPTB5Fk/v-deo.html
It’s really funny how you have to say that he was an appropriate to him like we should fucking Pat them on the fucking back for not being a creep in this video alone.
Wait Christopher is an actor
*A N D I O O P*
"I have Joey Graceffa money." "What's that?" I LOST IT. 😂
lifeinthegrey same
lifeinthegrey what is joey graceffa money?
I'M STILL GONNA SPEND IT!!!
Since this is a top comment im just gonna ask who the camera man was for a good amount of this video
lifeinthegrey same!!
Jake Paul, don’t even try to do this one 🤦🏻♀️
unicornsloveme hahah😂
I laughed so hard in this comment😂😂😂😂😂
Lucija Koren omg hahaha😂😂😂
I think he did already XD
he already has a mini Jake Paul though...
I literally kill my phone battery watching his old videos
Parents: "Son you're adopted"
Son: "Woah I wonder who my real parents are"
Parents: "We are your real parents. Your new parents are on the way"
We all know that he's joking. But when he gets a real child, he'll be genuine and ofc love him.
Or her
@@sammysalmon6923 thats some progressive a%$ betch...
camoes aoyza lol
åťhəñæ nloxy I want them to end up having a girl because they kind of have just expected to have a boy but ya know.
@@charliegraham2966 SAME OMG I said that there wanting a boy but if there wanting Morgan to have their kid it's not guaranteed that she's gonna have a boy. Im glad I have someone else thinking the same thing.
lol Ryland the "assistant"
IttBeeMee *Riley
*Riley looool
party people WITH BENEFITS
Baticorn Yeah, his name is Ryland (actually Ryan) but the kid didn't say Ryland.
Baticorn if you watched the video... The little boy said Riley
Im still coming back to these videos comfort place
No one:
Literally no one:
Everyone in the comments: ThIS dId nOT AGe wELL...
Ok
Ok
Ikr also its been over a decade since he did those e thing people need to chill lol
@@UglyHoe-dx6pi he stopped doing them by atleast 2017 so not a decade ago and the only reason he stopped was cause he wanted to adopt his new quirky “I’m poor” persona so he could relate more to people
8:24 "I'm tired let's eat"
LITERALLY ME 24/7😭😂😂😂😂
Christina R XD SAME
Christina R same🤣
Oml saaaame
Ikr
Shane: "So what other things do you like?"
Christopher: "Harry Potter."
Garrett: "YOOOOOOOOOO."
*The Potterheads ALWAYS find each other*
Y E S
MadiMCRX19 hello my people
MadiMCRX19 😂
Kkkk
YESSSSS
After the recent allegations this Video hits differently. 👀
Dr. Krab use common sense
The kids an actor and his mother is there stop making assumptions because of the shit that’s being said my god everyone’s so quick to judge people
Shannon didcock damnnnn you’re protecting this man 😂... well ok if you had kids would you let him around them?
Eastsidejaay what because people just judge everyone nowa days yeah if he had done the things everyone saying he has do you really think he’d still be walking round a free man?!? Being accused of a pedo is a big accusation for people to make and the police would be in it like flys on shit. If there was enough proof and evidence this man was a pedophile he’d of been locked away years ago you lot the follow the crowds and make shit up as you go along it’s pathetic
Deminize Lopez it was a pleasure 🥰
Shane: what if the mom thinks I want to marry her?
Also shane: HI IM YOUR NEW HUSBAND
Mom: "Do you have a coaster? I don't want to ruin your furniture."
Shane: *"you could literally barf on my floor and I'd leave it there."*
Etta Jurima yes we know we watched it. Lol
Etta Jurima oof
CoolCat 53 idk just pointing out a part I found funny
Etta WHEEZE
@@coolcat5360 r/wooosh
We all saw that glow leaving Shane's eyes when the kid said he didn't like ranch hahaha 😂
Joss and Janik
Yes well nobody is perfect ;) I just hope this is not for realsies or we are gonna see Shane Dawson & Chris Dawson from here on out .
Joss and Janik that was way to funny 😂
Joss and Janik sad
*13:57*
same
So are we going to talk about this?
He’s an actor
No💖🧚♀️
@bla bla yall so dramatic lol
@bla bla you are so sensitive, im very well aware what he did and said and im not excusing him, but you write to people that they have nO sOuL because there isn’t really much to talk about, what are u even doing in this comment section? leave this channel alone and move on with your life, the drama is over and shane is as well
@bla bla what happened?? Why everyone is spamming this didn't age well??
Where's the kid, can we get an update?!
@@annaochoa1465 are you the mother?
his tiktok is twig100
and his UA-cam name is Christopher Harling
@@Vynterchilld we already have.
No joke, he’s actually a good dad. I’M SO PROUD OF YOU SHANE!
shane stop this
Shane be gone BOT
AwkwardAmaya I WANT THEM TO ACTUALLY ADOPT
AwkwardAmaya
😂
FemaleSansGamer its not him
Shane: “So I emailed them and said:hey, SEND ME SOME KIDS”
😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
CAMILA BONFADINI i can’t imagine being emailed:HEY SEND ME SOME KIDS IS THE SHIPPING FREE???????
You know what’s weird when I read this at the same time Shane said “So I emailed them and said, ‘hey send me some kids’”
😆😆😆😆
this didn't age well
Camila Bonfa - this didn’t age well at all, knowing what we know now.
God looking back on these comments
No❤️
What no
@@D1v1n1tyhsh Shane shouldn’t adopt a child
Go play in traffic
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Molly Wissing Sameee
same
Molly Wissing me too me and my sis we’re over here crying
same lmao
True
Chris:You can have all my fries
Shane:IM GETTING SO EMOTIONAL
Me as a mom lol
Crazy123Potato Waffles lol I’m a boy so me being a dad
Chris: Wait Riley your assistant?
Ryland: IM HIS HUSBAND
Imagine being that kid seeing everything that's going on rn...
This sucks bc I wasn't aware of the controversy, but I still enjoy his vids, but I don't want to support thst, but it could be a joke, so I'm just confused?
"Come in kids! We're going to have fun!"
Vanillasaurus
This sounds so psycho XD
Vanillasaurus 😹
Oh hell nawwww
Vanillasaurus tybadcfnfvdxryjy,Ho.tun
Shane saying “I love my son” for 15 minutes straight (actually 15 minutes bi)
I see what you did there 😏😂
I love you. 😅😅😅
The kid seemed so chill about being adopted.
*oh no*
No one:
Garret: *it looks like your gay canoeing*
“I-It’s gonna *_DIE_* ”
hurricane katrina "we don't drive around here, we uber. UA-camrs know how to drive but don't like to"
Students React 😂😂😂😂
Shane: 👏I👏LOVE👏MY👏CHILD👏
*opens door*
Kid: omg it’s you
I love it I straight up melted 😍😍
Shane: 1:23 “He has a biker jacket.”
Me: Shane... that’s a pilots jacket.
Shane: come In kids
Me: 😳
*alarm rings*
Shane:“Oh time for my Adderall!”
Christopher:“Time for your what?”
Shane:“Nothing! IM A GOOD DAD!!”
Me:😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️
SoccerJDC5
Shane has ADHD? That’s news to me....
I saw this as soon as he said that😂
SoccerJDC5 your so funny
If u don’t know what the number 43252003274489856000 then u need to change your profile picture even though I fuckin love it.
SoccerJDC5 haha
i actually cried when christopher called ryland "riley your assistant"
AGDreamer123 I dyed at 4:16 😂
Lydia Pezzaniti I know as soon as I watched that I immediately dyed my hair blue
my name is rileigh (just a different spelling)
Garrett lowkey looking Shane up and down at 1:56 really be making me feel some type of way
Look, we get it. This didnt age well, but if you were here to hate on it, then just leave.
I'm here to reminisce, and enjoy even after all that happened.
Fr
People can’t take jokes these days. They get offended by anything and try “cancelling” people for things they did 10 years ago.
what went wrong? i don't keep up with those drama channels
@@solar7295 you shouldn’t. Bunch of stupidity either way.
Why would you reminisce about something like this video when there’s a really fucked up dark undercurrent to it? You sound ridiculous and terrible
I’m realizing how well Andrew could contain his iconic laughter for so long.
you could hear him wheeze a little at garrett at the restaurant
Ikr
HIS SON IS A HUGE FAN I AM NOT CRYING
Devin Sumer Du bist überall hahahahahha
Devin Sumer "I only just started watching you yesterday"
I'm not crying, I'm crafting.
Artemis Glow I love you 😂😂
0:16 “Everyone thinks I’m gonna be a bad dad!”
Children and animals that met Shane watching this: You don’t say... 👀
LMAO
HAHA I CANTTTTTTTT
Then why r u even watching his videos
If everyone in the world was like Shane, the world would either be the best planet ever, or it would be a complete mess haha😂😂
How so?
u sure about that lol
this comment didn’t age well
@@fortheloveofmeatballs shut up and make an original joke.
Welp things different now😬
"Ive had a rough day put me out of my misery"
Garret
*this is why i love you*
haymlg Lul I love your comment but, it's Garrett. Again, I relate and agree
also "no I'm so scared" , me lol
I might be 22 but you can adopt me
Coralie Anne same!!
I'm only 17, it's not too late!
Coralie Anne never too old for adoption
Shane:I’m gonna cry
Garret: yes cry cry
Me as a friend 😂
That child is lucky that the mom was there.
Vete ala verga PENDEJO
HAHAHAHSHSHSHSH
@Nuny Mar I’m DONe!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m not so sure about that. She isn’t much better herself.
@@WarriorOfTheLostLand what did she do
“If I have time to do an emotional preparation” I am slowly falling in love with this 9 year old
Amiya Soogrim that's not a sentence you should say
gay kinq 😂😂😂😂
Omfg his tiny bubbly laugh, MY HEART
Imagine how the mom feels after hearing and seeing the accusations against Shane... 😯
She probably is fine Bc she was there the whole time and knows he didn’t do anything wrong he was just excited to be around a kid he rly wants to be a good dad he’s never been a predator
@@lbunny6369 He kinda has tho…
@@imroxyandrews7041 when? Was he convicted of being a predator?
@@RandomOne1999 No he never was. He has said some nasty things but he never meant any of what he said, it was just his brand to have dark humor like that during the early UA-cam stages (though I of course don't agree w it)
@@Kaelyn99 I know I’m just making sure they know he’s innocent until proven guilty
I feel like he actually improved as a person.
Shane: *Hey i want your son*
Mom: *k here*
Me as a mom
@@nkeyaaa wait what-
@@linklink2338 I mean-
@@nkeyaaahold on I-
I- i don’t know what to say
boy:I don't like ranch
Shane: *regretting life dessions*
Da Toastie if he don't like ranch he belongs at the ranch
Da Toastie his name is CRISTOPHER!!
:o 666 LIKES.
OH MY DOGYOU HAVE 666 LIKES!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
“Come in kids!”
“We’re gonna have fun”
“Cmon in!”
-Shane And Garret
Narr is Ugly lol you have to say tho garrett is a fucking sweet heart
This hits different in 2020 ..
Shane: “Do you think I’m gonna be a good dad?”
Garrett: “IT’S GONNA DIE!!!”
Meeeee
@Da_Galaxypotato * watch the video it's a conversation they had I don't understand what your asking
"it's"
My friend is garret and I'm shane
@@Charlie-uk6zu ?
"I saw how crappy your car was with all the trash and bottles"
PFF
PikachuFan 55 I
I DIED.
savage boi
_Theater Child_ omg I love camp camp I subbed
Max Chase oh thanks, that means a lot. I'm making a show similar to that, maybe you'd want to help out?
This aged so well man
This kid is amazing. He knows everything.
Do I PUt iT On a LEaSh?!?!?
Isa ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Isa ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I think so
Isa ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ *i think so*
Yeah I guess
Shane: What food do you like
Kid: *Chicken Strips*
CHILD STRIP I'M A ZOMBIE
That's me
random but i needed to say this: chicken nuggets. (are better).
@@patchiess good
@@BirdsofSt4rs yeah I agree I'm not a zombie
Nobody:
Garrett: *voicecrack*
this is literally what i just witnessed...
Shane: what is on your Christmas list?
Kid: I know!!! A jetpack, rocket boots and a big fat-
ad: oh good time for me to jump in!
A big fat add they said..
"hi, grandma!" AKSJSH I FUCKING SCREAMED IM READY FOR THE NEXT VIDEO
CreepyANDSneekyA YESSSS
EVERYONE IS
CreepyANDSneekyA I EXACTLY JUST DID THAT 😂😂😂😂
CreepyANDSneekyA gurl
CreepyANDSneekyA hi
im 19 but can you still adopt me, thanks
That Black Guy sameeee
sound wave no one like cunts that leave horrible comments to innocent people👋🏻
That Black Guy ME TOO!
That Black Guy Ii
Ellie Sephton lol exactly he probably only did that to get liked but it failed
Shane is sooooo funny and creative, I love him. ❤
literally your videos are the only thing helping me stop crying
"Do I put him on a leash?" -Shane Dawson 2k17
Roseann Agno MEeE
2k17 really??
Roseann Agno XD
‘baby we’re adopting!!’
‘You are not gonna be a good dad’
ToastyMarshmallows you’re pfp is the same as my instagram pfp 😂 ig Hannxsfya_
Good video! Thanks Shane!
TITLE:I ADOPTED A CHILD
ME:OH NO.....