aidyindahouse safe to be - Holy matrimony .....getting married in the place - you may now kiss the bride on the face. Safe to be. - be at the church by 3...reception starts at 8. - in the place dont be late
I dont do weddings cos they do me head ins if off down the shop to get some bread in go home and kick my kids head in cos they won't to bed in......time rhyme, lime, griiiiiiime
Not only are Mr Smile's lyrics both poignant and at the same time thought provoking, but his almost shakespearian style of delivery gives one a sense of pathos, which (dare I say it) is reminiscent of Sir John Gielgud at his finest. Bravo. Encore
jonrotten31 so true the words and flow are so moving i was close to tears Absolutley stunning display of lyricism, so much so my family and i have decided to recite this piece at my great nans funeral. Its what she would have wanted
I think it's genius how he manages to rhyme and not get distracted by the delights that wait for him in the greggs bag.after he eats it he'll have steak bake in his face......crumbs all over the place
*Lyrics* [Verse One] DJ Smile in the place With the slammin' base in the ace Get pace Bitter knee in the place Safe to be, Ecstasy Safe to be with the base in your face With the bitches in the place Rockin' the place Safe to be, Ecstasy As you see, THAT IS FACKING ME! [Break One] I couldn't, thats it I couldn't think man [Attempt at Verse Two] Come by selector, direct, injector... selecta' [Break Two] What? Erm... Think of summat else I've got a concentration... I've got to say it in skits, sketches. Right? What else? Erm? [Second attempt at Verse Two] She's in the place Off her face Erm, erm, ki.. kick the little face In the place Kick 'em out of the place Cause they're not fucking ace I'm fucking ace I'm the main man in the fucking place Remember the name, DJ Smile Knows how, knows how to, rap it and shock it for a while I'm the main man in fucking 'uddersfield whose going to be supplying for a while Fuck the tile! I'm the fucking man who can do the facking mile [Outro] Right that's all I can do man I have to think what I said...[Verse One] DJ Smile in the place With the slammin' base in the ace Get pace Bitter knee in the place Safe to be, Ecstasy Safe to be with the base in your face With the bitches in the place Rockin' the place Safe to be, Ecstasy As you see, THAT IS FACKING ME! [Break One] I couldn't, thats it I couldn't think man [Attempt at Verse Two] Come by selector, direct, injector... selecta' [Break Two] What? Erm... Think of summat else I've got a concentration... I've got to say it in skits, sketches. Right? What else? Erm? [Second attempt at Verse Two] She's in the place Off her face Erm, erm, ki.. kick the little face In the place Kick 'em out of the place Cause they're not fucking ace I'm fucking ace I'm the main man in the fucking place Remember the name, DJ Smile Knows how, knows how to, rap it and shock it for a while I'm the main man in fucking 'uddersfield whose going to be supplying for a while Fuck the tile! I'm the fucking man who can do the facking mile [Outro] Right that's all I can do man I have to think what I said...
This is raw talent. So many of hip hop's innovators can be heard through the fierce rhymes of DJ Smile. Put him on a stage with the best of em - Slick Rick, Eminen, RZA, Keith Murray - DJ Smile will be victorious. I've been in the game for a while now and haven't seen this kind of talent in twenty years. DJ Smile, if you are reading is, I am offering you a job. I own my own record label (Diarrhea Records) and would love to fly out to Smithtown Minnesota to do some sessions. I pay rappers with chicken nuggets so no worries about taking care of yourself. Looking forward to hearing back from you. Ace in the place!!!!
I am DJ Smile's agent, and he would be happy to attend if you would pay him in tubes of Colgate Max White toothpaste, as opposed to chicken nuggets. He finds them hard to chew.
Give it a couple years and I bet this whole unhinged loose DJ Smile flow will become a legitimately un-ironic sub-genre of rap. I mean it happened with mumble rap so anything is possible really 🤷♂️
DJ smile juts popped in my head and I needed a fix of this masterpiece and he did not fail !this set is iconic and helped shape the uk rap/mc scene he built the foundation’s and has inspired soo many deprived yutes , so today I toast 🍷 you sir DJ SMILE
If Britain could be summed up in one video. The underclass try hard, the cold, miserable weather, the chewing gum strewn streets, the silent rumble of distant traffic.
I have just booked this talented gentleman for my children's joint birthday party. He was quite fantastic, "sketching" some of his more famous raps, such as "bitches in the place", "out of ma face", "time to waste", "Nutella chocolate paste" and his latest sensory delight - "smell, feel, hear, see and taste".
A fine speech from an illustrious philologist, who has informed the populace with idiomatic pearls of wisdom to make us all become thinking beings. May his words of virtue and wisdom ingratiate his followers.
I hardly think one person outside the jobcentre who clearly has problems with drugs is a fair representation of an entire nation, thats like saying all germans are nazi or all americans are fat slobs with heart problems,
youlooklikeawasteman I'd never judge a nation on any actions of idiots. I love British folk, great humor and all of that. I'm Irish and always love heading over to Britain.
Anyone else keeps coming back here for a dose ? I get nostalgic watching these old videos.. reminds me of a time other than this effed up reality that has crept up on us 😭 Lately I’d bloody love hanging out for a day with this fun guy .. guaranteed to raise the mood and take us on a time travel adventure back to 90s and early 2000s :) bet his legend status hasn’t changed the dude.. hope he’s still keeping it real and shocking for a while 😝
Videos like this help replenish my soul as I gaze longingly into a past era where the Internet was a playground and life felt innocent. Where I felt like I could truly be on top. Number one. A main man one could say. A main man within a particular location - or "place" as the youth refer it A main man in the place. I felt fuckin ace. This new era isn't fuckin ace.
I think if the youth of today could see us back then, we would shock um for a while Safe to be ecstasy Coz that was facking me! We was all that main man in the place, rocking the place Coz we were facking ace 😩 I don’t like this place
@@clairehargreaves9744 back in the day it was definitely safe to be ecstasy, now days it’s not safe to be, it’s horrible and makes me feel sad, the old days are gone forever and it’s only going to get worse
I converted this to MP3 and put it on my MP3 player for a laugh... the other day it popped up on shuffle on the bus and I was having a fucking fit of hysterics lol... god knows what everybody else thought haha xD
This video was taken the same day DJ smile arrived back from his NY tour, with jet lag people! Nothing less than a Lyrical masterclass here! Never mind 8 mile, this is 8 tile! PS anyone know if he’s still supplying tiles in huddersfield ? Safe to be people x
All who hear'th shall bend the knee, to this eloquent delivery given by a stoic gentleman. Tis enough to put the author sir William wordsworth to shame. I suggest this fine specimen of a human, be put forward for a knighthood for his services to the arts. If not more importantly a Nobel peace prize for his adequate ability to wax lyrical
i can only echo DJ smiles incisive quote " FUCK THE TILE " , a man after my own heart , i think we can all learn a lesson this young mans unique view on the human condition ...Kudos to you sir !!!
People in years to come would study this very diverse and intriguing poetical flyte as clearly he signifies by “fuck the tile” explains on how the rich step on the tile which the tile metaphorically stands for social injustice he explains to flip society on its head a true mastermind.
Smile in the place Having a race Out of pace Doing up my lace Sister called Trace The same ugly face Always carries mace She's a nutcase Turn up the bass Blown speaker disgrace The sound isn't ace Stolen without a trace Packing my suitcase Just in-case Solicitor's briefcase Prison cell deface
Do you do weddings ?
aidyindahouse safe to be - Holy matrimony .....getting married in the place - you may now kiss the bride on the face.
Safe to be. - be at the church by 3...reception starts at 8. - in the place dont be late
Most underrated comment ever LOL
Hahaha
@@MrBlaine1234 that's had me fucking howling!!!😂
I dont do weddings
cos they do me head ins
if off down the shop
to get some bread in
go home
and kick my kids head in
cos
they won't
to bed in......time
rhyme, lime, griiiiiiime
It's a good job that 'place' rhymes with 'place'
SpitFireShoots this kills me every time I read it 😂😂😂
0:11
plaice and place
@@alexday4118 Ahh right... Must be the first gangsta to rap about a fish 🤔
What about race ,case,lace,trace, but he was put on spot.
Gary Neville has let himself go
Hahahaha it actually does look just like him
that's shit
he looks more like Barry chuckle
He looks like Gary after 5 years of taking heroin
Oh stfu up with your *blank* has let himself go comments. So unfunny
estebanrey you made me laugh for about 20 minutes 😭😂
Not only are Mr Smile's lyrics both poignant and at the same time thought provoking, but his almost shakespearian style of delivery gives one a sense of pathos, which (dare I say it) is reminiscent of Sir John Gielgud at his finest. Bravo. Encore
jonrotten31 so true the words and flow are so moving i was close to tears
Absolutley stunning display of lyricism, so much so my family and i have decided to recite this piece at my great nans funeral. Its what she would have wanted
😂😂👍
Yes, Jon. I've often said that.
Underrated comment😂😂
ua-cam.com/video/FMaX5_2M9EA/v-deo.html
keep goin man keep goin
😂😂😂
What a supportive friend!
i can relate to his strong feelings about tiles.
Amen. With that amount of passion I'd say he's attempted a full bathroom at some point.
Fuck the tile
@@twocanvandamme1011 😂😂😂 you know dont you lol 👏🏼👏🏼
"kick the little face... in the place"
THIS IS WITHOUT DOUBT THE GREATEST LINE IN RAP HISTORY
“Fuck the tile” is a close second
“I’m the main man int’ ‘uddersfield”
He heard the little child cry in the background and thought ‘kick the little face’
@@robbiefellows2200 ‘Fuck the tile’ is pure poetry 😅
sheep in the place is surely the greatest rap lyrics ever
Barry Chuckle + heroin = DJ Smile
lol
I just lol'd. Thank you, I needed that.
👍🏼
Judging by the lyrics isn’t it Barry chuckle + ecstasy
@@merc5604 To me to you because that is fecking trruuueee
‘Kick the little face, in the place, kick em’ out of the place’
This bit really spoke to me
Cause they're not fuckin ace
This, too, changed my life. Really made me reflect.
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
Once I heard this profound lyric I completely changed the way I was living my life.
He sounds like he's trying to decypher a gameshow bonus round.
Catchphrase lol
Say whatcha see....
Ha ha ha ha, nailed him!
He looks like a young old man.
DerbJd best comment ever
Haha! Nice one. That comment was in your face, in the place with the bass. You know? ;)
"Come by selector direct injector"😂😂
I think it's genius how he manages to rhyme and not get distracted by the delights that wait for him in the greggs bag.after he eats it he'll have steak bake in his face......crumbs all over the place
When you say kick the little face. Can you just clarify if that's a young child, a baby, a dwarf even? Thanks.
outside the job center haha
*Lyrics*
[Verse One]
DJ Smile in the place
With the slammin' base in the ace
Get pace
Bitter knee in the place
Safe to be, Ecstasy
Safe to be with the base in your face
With the bitches in the place
Rockin' the place
Safe to be, Ecstasy
As you see, THAT IS FACKING ME!
[Break One]
I couldn't, thats it
I couldn't think man
[Attempt at Verse Two]
Come by selector, direct, injector... selecta'
[Break Two]
What?
Erm... Think of summat else
I've got a concentration...
I've got to say it in skits, sketches. Right?
What else? Erm?
[Second attempt at Verse Two]
She's in the place
Off her face
Erm, erm, ki.. kick the little face
In the place
Kick 'em out of the place
Cause they're not fucking ace
I'm fucking ace
I'm the main man in the fucking place
Remember the name, DJ Smile
Knows how, knows how to, rap it and shock it for a while
I'm the main man in fucking 'uddersfield whose going to be supplying for a while
Fuck the tile!
I'm the fucking man who can do the facking mile
[Outro]
Right that's all I can do man
I have to think what I said...[Verse One]
DJ Smile in the place
With the slammin' base in the ace
Get pace
Bitter knee in the place
Safe to be, Ecstasy
Safe to be with the base in your face
With the bitches in the place
Rockin' the place
Safe to be, Ecstasy
As you see, THAT IS FACKING ME!
[Break One]
I couldn't, thats it
I couldn't think man
[Attempt at Verse Two]
Come by selector, direct, injector... selecta'
[Break Two]
What?
Erm... Think of summat else
I've got a concentration...
I've got to say it in skits, sketches. Right?
What else? Erm?
[Second attempt at Verse Two]
She's in the place
Off her face
Erm, erm, ki.. kick the little face
In the place
Kick 'em out of the place
Cause they're not fucking ace
I'm fucking ace
I'm the main man in the fucking place
Remember the name, DJ Smile
Knows how, knows how to, rap it and shock it for a while
I'm the main man in fucking 'uddersfield whose going to be supplying for a while
Fuck the tile!
I'm the fucking man who can do the facking mile
[Outro]
Right that's all I can do man
I have to think what I said...
hero
@@WildNomadicFilms not sheep in the place?
Am the main man in fookin 'uddersfield who's gonna be supplyin for a whayle
Fuck the tile
I'm the fackin man who can do the fackin mile.
Yes but what is he supplying. And for how long?
@@T.C.S123 supplying the sick beats
Supplying tiles for a while haha
This is raw talent. So many of hip hop's innovators can be heard through the fierce rhymes of DJ Smile. Put him on a stage with the best of em - Slick Rick, Eminen, RZA, Keith Murray - DJ Smile will be victorious. I've been in the game for a while now and haven't seen this kind of talent in twenty years. DJ Smile, if you are reading is, I am offering you a job. I own my own record label (Diarrhea Records) and would love to fly out to Smithtown Minnesota to do some sessions. I pay rappers with chicken nuggets so no worries about taking care of yourself. Looking forward to hearing back from you. Ace in the place!!!!
ur funny man when I read diarrhoea records I was like lool
I am DJ Smile's agent, and he would be happy to attend if you would pay him in tubes of Colgate Max White toothpaste, as opposed to chicken nuggets. He finds them hard to chew.
Give it a couple years and I bet this whole unhinged loose DJ Smile flow will become a legitimately un-ironic sub-genre of rap. I mean it happened with mumble rap so anything is possible really 🤷♂️
SMITHTOWN MINNESOTA? Boy you better put some respect on UK's elite rapper
'Fuck the tile' 'Kick the little face' What a genius.
😂😂😂
I get quite miffed at a tile sometimes. They are taking the piss tho aren't they?
@@selfempower3960
Ate tiles
Ate little faces
Love me missus
Love Bit A'Knee
Simple.
DJ smile juts popped in my head and I needed a fix of this masterpiece and he did not fail !this set is iconic and helped shape the uk rap/mc scene he built the foundation’s and has inspired soo many deprived yutes , so today I toast 🍷 you sir DJ SMILE
9 years later and this still makes me laugh 😂🤦🏻♂️
Wonder if he’s got that massive spot off his beak yet.
Likewise! I've been back on him for a couple of weeks and it's the best tonic! Try "D4nny" for some more shithousing
I come back every year or so for a dose lol
Even better is the comment section 😂
If Britain could be summed up in one video. The underclass try hard, the cold, miserable weather, the chewing gum strewn streets, the silent rumble of distant traffic.
And that mild echo of what I think is a baby's cry somewhere in the video
You better be English or that's way out of pocket. Ain't no one disparaging our chewing gum festooned shit pile but us! :)
Worst thing to hit Huddersfield since the Black Death
I laughed at this for a good 5 minutes 10/10 sir
Uddersfield*
Huddersfield is the black death. 5 minutes in the bus station makes you think the apocalypse has arrived
@@GiantSandles lol
@@GiantSandles Indeed!
Just came back to get my yearly dose of the greatest MC of all time! Aint nobody dropped lyrics this profound ever since Smile did it!
I always come back too 🤣👏🤣
@@melissajames6925 and me 😛😛😛😛
Fuck the tile
I’m here now 👍🏻
@@MossSideEnterprise Same
Baby: Cries
DJ Smile: Kick the little face, in the place!
I'm the main man in fucking Huddersfield!
@@BrandonDMorrissey who'll be supplying for a while
I have just booked this talented gentleman for my children's joint birthday party. He was quite fantastic, "sketching" some of his more famous raps, such as "bitches in the place", "out of ma face", "time to waste", "Nutella chocolate paste" and his latest sensory delight - "smell, feel, hear, see and taste".
that is FACCKKIN me
Bill Thomson LOOL that was fuckin hilarious
I love how the guy in the background encourages him. "Keep going mon" haha
Safe to be ecstasy
With the bitches in the place
In ya face
Sheep in the place... Of there face 🤣🐑
Will Dunkley as you see that’s it fackkinnnn meee
its safer to be a person
This young man knows how to rap it and shock it for a while
+james w truth
In the place
You took the words from his mother's mouth.
I'm so moving to Huddersfield
What a lovely young chap
Lovely spotty nose too
Apparently it's totally unrehearsed
@wobz 😂😂😂
nahhh fr?
Still watching this to this day. Classic
its a good thing that 'place' rhymes with 'place'
‘Fuck the tile’
What did the tile do? 😅
This is a classic. Love coming back to it every now and then
A fine speech from an illustrious philologist, who has informed the populace with idiomatic pearls of wisdom to make us all become thinking beings. May his words of virtue and wisdom ingratiate his followers.
This is Britain for you
FUCK THE TILE IM THE FUCKIN MAN WHO CAN DO THE FUCKIN MILE
lord geoffrey aids in the place, ebola in space kick the little face,
Xtc place to be , it is me , main man in fackin huddersfield,
I hardly think one person outside the jobcentre who clearly has problems with drugs is a fair representation of an entire nation, thats like saying all germans are nazi or all americans are fat slobs with heart problems,
Not really but good attempt try again later
youlooklikeawasteman I'd never judge a nation on any actions of idiots. I love British folk, great humor and all of that. I'm Irish and always love heading over to Britain.
It got me in tears 5/5
LMFAO!!!
What an absolute WINNER.hehe.
My sides are aching with laughing so hard.
Nice one;-)
Anyone else keeps coming back here for a dose ? I get nostalgic watching these old videos.. reminds me of a time other than this effed up reality that has crept up on us 😭
Lately I’d bloody love hanging out for a day with this fun guy .. guaranteed to raise the mood and take us on a time travel adventure back to 90s and early 2000s :) bet his legend status hasn’t changed the dude.. hope he’s still keeping it real and shocking for a while 😝
Videos like this help replenish my soul as I gaze longingly into a past era where the Internet was a playground and life felt innocent.
Where I felt like I could truly be on top. Number one. A main man one could say.
A main man within a particular location - or "place" as the youth refer it
A main man in the place.
I felt fuckin ace.
This new era isn't fuckin ace.
I think if the youth of today could see us back then, we would shock um for a while
Safe to be ecstasy
Coz that was facking me!
We was all that main man in the place, rocking the place
Coz we were facking ace
😩
I don’t like this place
@@clairehargreaves9744 back in the day it was definitely safe to be ecstasy, now days it’s not safe to be, it’s horrible and makes me feel sad, the old days are gone forever and it’s only going to get worse
I'm the main man in fookin 'Uddersfield
You're the main man in the Winchester
Gordonator Hah cheers mate
playing this at my funeral
My mum wanged my brother to go to huddersfield university. I showed them this... No more
"I'm gonna' be supplyin' forra wile" - Supplying what - Dictionaries?
there's only one thing people mean when they say "supply" on the street. It's drugs. Judging by his lyrics it's ex/md. Judging by his face it's smack.
After all these year I still watch this. Best video on UA-cam handsdown
The old heroin doesn't agree with Tim Westwood
No way never thought of it before he's the double..
That's gotta be the Finest M. C'ing I've ever heard. Dr Dre and Snoop Dog must be shitting themselves.
"Dr Dre and Snoop Dog" arent mc's there rappers lol
sinista motivez They should be still shitting it have you seen this lad.
yea true the guy has got mad skillz
This man is a genius, 10/10 would listen again, it saddens that most plebs that hear this won't understand the deep meaning of his siren like words
At least he writes his own lyrics unlike some rappers
who said he's a rapper... he's a poet
Got a bad case of bass in the face?
*Nivea for Men*
He says hes a dj but he spits bars... Must be multi talented 🤣😂
Bars? 😂
I converted this to MP3 and put it on my MP3 player for a laugh... the other day it popped up on shuffle on the bus and I was having a fucking fit of hysterics lol... god knows what everybody else thought haha xD
They thought...what is that?
These are no bullshit lyrics they have proper depth, proper depth.
This video sums up life in Huddersfield
I bought the wrong adhesive the other night and my wife heard me shouting " fuck the tile "
Word has it that he is still rhyming 'place' with 'place'.
Baby cries “kick the little face”
This video was taken the same day DJ smile arrived back from his NY tour, with jet lag people! Nothing less than a Lyrical masterclass here! Never mind 8 mile, this is 8 tile! PS anyone know if he’s still supplying tiles in huddersfield ? Safe to be people x
Hahaha well done
10 years later and still doesn’t loose it’s comedy !!!!! Fuck the tile
“Keep going man” legendary direction
What a tour de force.....
He's doing the music for my baptism.
love coming back to dj smile after all these years 😆 “Fuck the tile” - DJ Smile
"supplying for a while" - man sounds like he has a long term business plan. Fair play.
Play it with 50 Cent's In Da Club instrumental and it doesn't sound half bad.
Rumor has it he received a multi million dollar record contract shortly after this was filmed and now resides on his own private island.
Eminem's been real quiet since this came out
All who hear'th shall bend the knee, to this eloquent delivery given by a stoic gentleman. Tis enough to put the author sir William wordsworth to shame.
I suggest this fine specimen of a human, be put forward for a knighthood for his services to the arts. If not more importantly a Nobel peace prize for his adequate ability to wax lyrical
“F*ck the tile” - DJ Smile 2019
i can only echo DJ smiles incisive quote " FUCK THE TILE " , a man after my own heart , i think we can all learn a lesson this young mans unique view on the human condition ...Kudos to you sir !!!
When he stops and says WHAT!!!!. COMEDY GOLD
'kick the little face' thats a bar
the Rap God
I almost forgot to watch this today
People in years to come would study this very diverse and intriguing poetical flyte as clearly he signifies by “fuck the tile” explains on how the rich step on the tile which the tile metaphorically stands for social injustice he explains to flip society on its head a true mastermind.
He seen a baby cry then said " kick there little face in the place " 😂😂😂
"Sheep in the place, off their face....."
Can tell he's a wool from Yorkshire 😄😂
someone please give this man a medal, every time im Down this gets cracked on and the laughing starts
Best. Video. Ever.. Reppin Huddersfield!
Do you do weddings?
brightens my day this character.. without fail
This guy approached me once and told me, "Don't be a sheep, be a goat".
I thought he was a crazy homeless person with a plastic trident.
Still better than Eminem.
Fuck off
@@kyle_9999 it's a joke but ok
@@KubaMisiaszek10 lol guess I was an idiot 4 years ago
@@kyle_9999 wow I didn't even realise your comment was so old😂
McFrikery fuck the Kyle
Swear he looks like paul from chucklevision
this is what happens when the BBC drop you...
Nah it;s Barry
I’ve been lookin for this video for years hell yea
Couldn’t find it again finally found it. THAT IS FEKKIN ME
"Direct injecter.. selectar.... Wot"
This part really resonated with something within me.
Eminem isn't a rap god, this man here is the real rap god
"Keep going man keep going"
Smile in the place
Having a race
Out of pace
Doing up my lace
Sister called Trace
The same ugly face
Always carries mace
She's a nutcase
Turn up the bass
Blown speaker disgrace
The sound isn't ace
Stolen without a trace
Packing my suitcase
Just in-case
Solicitor's briefcase
Prison cell deface
Howling at this😂😂😭😭
The question is…. Is he still supplying or did I just own up to it here 😂
Drugs+ drugs+drugs= DJ smile
Give him the cone behind him..tell him it's a saxophone
FUCK THE TILE 😂😂😂
i saw him today no joke
4K the tile..... kick the little face .... it's just amazing stuff. Sinatra, Presley, Lennon...DJ Smile.
This is a piece of British History
Barry Chuckle on smack
"Safe to be ecstacey" LOL
My aim is to run into this guy sometimes. I live in Huddersfield now. It is my mission.
I met a guy in a Leeds mcdonalds at 3am with a massive blowup microphone singing lines from this video, amazing
yeaaa quality. id make comparisons to wordsworth. " bit of pace ,bit of E in the place" the mans a genius. Yup!
Does anyone know what the ''Tile'' is and why Smile dislikes it????
itd a gang g u gotta rep still tile gangg gangg
I imagine it's some form of job
I think somone bouced a tile of his heed thats why hes the way he is haha