Meanwhile... Kim Kardashian's Crypto Woes | Adult Happy Meals Coming Soon
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2022
- Meanwhile... Kim Kardashian has settled her case with the SEC, and grown-ups will soon have their own, age-appropriate, Happy Meal offerings at McDonald's. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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Who else loves that Evie made him go get a stress test? She loves him and wants him around for a long time. That's beautiful.
Or was looking to see how close he is, to get a good will written up soon, to plan her ride into the sunset once it happens.
Evie and Stephen, Barack and Michelle = relationshipgoals
Or was just trying to plan… 😉
He's a very lucky man to have such a wonderful wife. ❤ They are an inspiration. True love does exist. 🥰🥰✌🇨🇦🥰🥰💝💘💖💗💓💞💕
It's also important to remember this is an example of the emotional labor women are expected to do in a relationship. Married men basically have a live in nurse-maid, as most wives suddenly become responsible for monitoring their husband's health. This is one of the reasons why married men live longer than unmarried men.
Everytime Stephen mentions Evie, my heart just swoons. I love them so much ♥️
If only!
@gelas lawas
*REPORTED*
@@henrymccoy7171 great surname!
I hate spammers and scammers. No class.
Meanwhile is an Adult Happy Meal for the mind.
it's just frustrating that people in power can settle their crimes for so little, while people like us would have gone to prison!
Talk for yourself, I am poor but they will never catch me! I will eat fruits in supermarkets to "try" them out. Kept me fed for years now!
^-------- #TRUTH. However, it's not frustrating.. its *blatantly disgusting*.
A two tiered rule of law is all we could do with the basic rule of law evident in most countries. Tho a two tiered health system is nonsense
Why the complaint? Would you rather the government fines you what they fined Kim K???? Would you rather they force you to sell the house to raise the funds? No. That’s why you go to jail. Because you possibly couldn’t come up with the funds. The punishment is either time or money fine, sometimes both. The Country doesn’t benefit when a non-violent person spends time in prison, in fact it costs the country to take care of prisoners, but the system benefits when it finds people.
Understand the rules and literally take it from there. Too much complaining.
Yeah, Fru*** would have been in prison by now for treason.This is crazy that he isn't.
When I was a kid, my grandfather used to take me to McDonald's for a Happy Meal every time I went to the doctor. I'm 50 now. And I still get a happy meal after a medical appointment. My husband sees me with it when I walk in the door and I'm like, "What? I was a good girl at the dentist."
Perfectly acceptable imho!
My dad and I used to go to Mcdonalds before the park when I was little and McD's is still my favorite fast food joint...I have no problem going for a quick nostalgia meal at age 44 so no worries, you're not alone lol 😉😁...in fact I go to McD's after my dogs vet visits and we all get to enjoy it so any reason is good for me lol
"I'm only happy when my balls are gagged."
I do a similar thing. My mum used to get me a little bag of chocolate or something similar every time I went to the doctor or the dentist. Still do it now
That's so sweet
Oh man, wish I had your grandpa. Every time I had blood work drawn, my dad took me out to Sizzler and made me eat LIVER. That was more of a punishment.
So glad Stephen is healthy, he’s one of my favorite people
I NEED A MONTAGE OF EVERY SINGLE MEANWHILE INTRO COLBERT HAS EVER PRESENTED, ONE MASTERPIECE AFTER ANOTHER!!
I'm glad you're alive too, Stephen. You make my day easier.
I'm also happy that you are alive, but disappointed that the cat scan didn't find any cats, they are wonderful friends as long as you aren't allergic. Better luck on the cat front next time.
@gelas lawas *REPORTED* Who wants a foreign-language restaurant review? STOP SPAMMING PEOPLE WITH BETTER CONTENT (which is everybody)
“I’m immortal” That’s the best news I’ve heard all year. We’re going to hold you to that.
Stephen, I guarantee that if Evie just randomly decided you needed a stress test, either someone she knows recently had a heart attack, or she had a dream that you did. And if she didn't wanna tell you, then it was probably the latter.
Completely agree! One of the two!
She had a dream lol. She probably believes in astrology too.
@@jonjonson5730 it's not superstitious to be freaked out by a dream. If you've ever woken up from a nightmare in a cold sweat, or with your heart beating fast, or just the leftover bits of panic or fear as though you really did experience something terrifying or dangerous, then I'm sure you can understand how unsettling it must be to lose someone you love in a dream, and wake up to that lingering feeling, only to realize oh yeah, my loved one COULD just drop dead today or tomorrow and what would I do then? Then you spend time thinking about how much you love this person, how badly you want nothing bad to happen them, how devastating it would be to lose them. So no, Evie doesn't "probably believe in astrology too", she just got freaked out by having to imagine losing Stephen, and knowing there's nothing you can do but check on his health to assure yourself there's nothing amiss, that's exactly what she did. You'll actually be the luckiest guy on Earth if your SO ever does this for you. Randomly testing your health can seem like a waste of time if everything comes out alright, but a life-saving struck of luck if you caught a disease/symptom in its early stages! And you don't do this shit for people you don't care about. Perhaps one day you'll do this for a SO someday, if you ever truly love them.
@@jonjonson5730 TL;DR she's not superstitious and it's not unreasonable to love someone so much you don't want to lose them, so you want to check that there's nothing wrong with their health, for your sake and theirs.
His expression while saying, “No heart,” had me in tears 💀
I'm delighted in knowing Colbert will be with us forever ♾️ 💖
Okay. That take on Elon's boat ⛵ was subtle & hilarious 😂
SEC penalties should always be double whatever profit or payment the fine received for their bad behaviour.
From what I understand of what she got paid to do that ad, twice that amount would still have been less than the fine that was imposed.
In this case it was more, but usually it's a fraction of the gains.
The fine was 5 times the amount she made on the ad. Fair.
i was hoping the adult happy meals would have anti-depressants in them
Or at least a can of Lime-A-Rita! Yummm!
Wine.
And one of those Playbooks, and the crayons.... You know.... the "crayons."
oh they do, it's just the side effect of the anti depressants in them is a steep crash into more depression. Capitalism is a hellofa thing.
no, thats in their fries already XD
Treadmill?!? My stress test is someone putting electrodes on me and telling me my check bounced. My daughter's pregnant. My son's pregnant! The basement's flooded.
My cat always came to soothe me when I was a child, it was something I specifically noted. It's also banal knowledge among normal owners, who aren't determined by meme clichés.
My cat would come and snuggle with me when I was sad too. Cats really do care about their humans, it's just those random humans they haven't met before that they don't care too much about. Which is honestly how most humans work too.
I always love that most of meanwhile is him talking with the band leader
They already have adult happy meals. It's called "box of wine".
I prefer its classier name - cardboardeaux 📦🍷
🤣
Glad Stephen is in good health, I’m going to make an appointment for my husband today!!!
You'll always be immortal to those of us who count on your humor to see us thru these dark days Stephen. And we thank you.
In fact, we have priority tickets to be in your audience on Oct. 11th. Can't wait!
GUESS WHAT, IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT jAN. 6
Robert Aldaron -- SO jealous! Enjoy some for me!
Have fun!!!!
@@lesliechow6866 Awwww....still bitter from backing a criminally treasonous loser and his attempted violent insurrection les?
And by all means...... Keep posting in ALL CAPS because that doesn't indicate your hyper insecurity or mental instability in any way..... 🙄🤭
@@Author_Alyssa_Taylor Will do! Been in the audience before but that was about a year before the pandemic. Gonna miss Jon Batiste tho...
We are all excited that you are alive Stephen 🙏🏻 good call Evie, love your man 💚
@gelas lawas *REPORTED*
I’m glad he had all those tests, good on Evie! Now if only the rest of us could afford the first class service of seeing five docs in one day to make sure we’re healthy. Happy for him but healthcare in this country is way too expensive for most of us.
'Eternally, as a coffin!"... Until Adventures with Purpose get there at least.
Anyone else loving the repartee between Stephen and Louis? Slowly growing.
That purple shirt rocks! Also Kim has too many rocks..and bills!
I have never had any Groupie tendencies but golly I adore this Man.
Stephen's healthiest choice by FAR in life...is listening to his wife 👀
Wow. I want Colbert medical care access. Doctors that I see do NOTHING, and bill me. I never could see more than one Dr. in a day.
The day i had my stress test i also saw four doctors. Glad Evvie is taking good care of our Stephen! She's married to him but he belongs to all of us!!!
God I love Stephens humor
What humour?
@@brianmouland209 you wouldn't understand.
@@johnsmithe4656 thank you for answering that so eloquently.
I just spent the night in the ER, sick with my twins. Just came to relax a bit before bed, showing my appreciation, after a rough night.
I wish I could be cryogenically frozen and woken up after all of the Kardashians are dead and gone.
And the trumps as well. Or especially.⁵
Wow. Who would have thought that something involving Kim would be fake. You know, like her entire body?
And personality....
@@edwardfletcher7790 Oh, she has one of those? Someone must have bought one for her.
Adult happy meals should come with liquor 🥃
A little wine box with a straw
Lol- a Capri Stun
Kim Kardashian’s $1.3 million fine is like Dr. Oz paying a $3000 fine for inhumanely treating and killing over 300 dogs and other animals in animal testing.
To quote Stephen, “Allegedly! (PAUSE) Allegedly!”
you mean dr pillz and the snake oil he sold millions of idiots on
Sadly it wasn’t even $3000, it was only $2000!! Absolutely disgusting!!
Eh, it's a reasonable fine. Kim is not an expert at crypto. She can credibly claim ignorance that it was a scam. A "minor" fine of 1.3 million seems OK, she's not the brains behind it. The people responsible for EthereumMax deserve jailtime.
I don't get the comparison... One of those things is horrible. The other is just stupid and cheap. I mean she did label it as an ad it just wasn't prominent enough. So she was fined. The dog torture in the hundreds for thousands of dollars however... We sure we can't have that man put down? Youth in asia are hot right now... Especially if you're a pedophile. Sorry I got distracted by the bit.
Truly the stupidest investment scam 😂
The MTA Subway sandwich has Katz's pastrami, garlic confit cream, Calabrian pepper-Dijon slaw and aged provolone on a sourdough rye long roll; it appears Stephen's description isn't too far away from reality.
Kardashian’s fine is equivalent to $60 for you or me.
Tbh she’s half owner to a 3 billion Skims company. Her doing these ads seems nothing more than greed.
@@sib9769 A lot of wealthy celebrities have pushed obvious crypto scams, and yes, it's all about the greed. Somebody goes to them and says "Hey, you can make $50 million easy and all you have to do is lie to your fans," and their response is "ok." It's things like this that prevent me from respecting celebrities in general. I'm sure some are genuine people, but many are just scumbags.
I beg to differ, more like 60 cents.
What pisses me off, is the fact she'll make many times that much as her rabid fans will shed tears for the gov'ment being mean to her and buy more of her products...
@@oafishblowfish8951 I based the figure on median househould income of $60,000 or so in USA. Could be as low as $20 for low income earners, higher for those more fortunate.
"Turns out I'm immortal."
Well.. Eldar, right?
turns out Stephen comes from Valinor, who knew
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So am I, so far…
Clearly an elf friend that missed the last grey havens boat...Where are the Ent Wives: Colbert, do you have a Palanter to ask Tom Bombodil?
The punishment for kardashian should have been to explain live, under oath, what she thinks a cryptocurrency is, with no or little time to prepare.
That's still a lot of attention & time in the spotlight... Keep it live & under oath, yet also require Kim "return to her roots" as Paris Hilton's stylist.
How greedy can one person be, she’s loaded and still wants to cheat!
Her whole life is scamming the public.....
like martha stewart
@@jackharrison7613 Martha Stewart actually has some talent - Kim Kardashian has zero.
Stephen was obviously upset. I get it. ...
@@MothGirl007
Yes and Martha Stewart actually went to prison for her various crimes for a period of five months and another five months of house arrest.
Life is a wonderful gift. And I'm grateful. Thanks for the laughs.🤣😅😂.
In Canada, we have had the McDonalds Canadian meal for ages. It’s a happy meal without the toy.
Yeah but they don't even apologize for not having a toy in them. That's blatant cultural appropriation on McDonald's part.
Bastards.
The red flag in Cybertrucks serving as a Boat is the word “briefly”.
@3:09 - 3:14 It's almost as if NFTs are in reality utterly worthless and are based on artificial scarcity.
DeadlyMargiKarp223
"It's almost as if NFTs are in reality utterly worthless and are based on artificial scarcity."
Almost..???
*Almost????*
Glad you're healthy stephen.
this is such a good segment
Aren't adult happy meals just everything else on the menu? That is a BEAUTIFUL Pedulla bass!
My favorite is how we all start laughing before he even starts this bit! 😂💙
Much as I love hearing about a Kardashian in trouble... I'd must rather just never hear that name, again, ever.
If *we* stop giving them attention, they *will* go away.
As a proud cat parent, some cats do, in fact, care. 😻
Yes. All of mine cared deeply.
PHUCK! We almost lost you Stephen??! Thank God you're all good n fine!!
Glad your healthy! Hope it stays that way! the minions theme ball gag joke had me dying
Ball gag had me gagging. Yuck
LOL at Stephen's stab at pronouncing Czech loutkářství (puppetry). Fair play to you sir, not an easy word to say in not an easy language to learn.
I went for a stress test. I’m disabled, and had to take the drug because I couldn’t do the treadmill. Horrible. All the sick at once. Because of my dense boobs, the collimator couldn’t get a good view. I had to go again the next week! Note: if you have to have the drug, don’t leave before going to the bathroom-you won’t make it home.
That sounds horrific...😬
"Pump and dump" was Kardashian's nickname in high school.
Stephen should be grateful he didn't have a chemical stress test. Those chemically-induced panic attacks s-u-c-k!
The average car can float for anywhere from 2-10 minutes if all the windows are closed. So yes, they all "briefly" serve as a boat.
Imagine that: people with imaginary talent hawking imaginary "art" with imaginary money. Who could've seen that coming?
Love listening to him always makes me laugh
Went into a coughing fit after it hit me when Stephen talked about the Adult Happy Meal Ball Gag! Whew, glad I was not using a ball gag at that moment, could have killed me! A little warning before these announcements, watching you is not the only thing going on in the bedroom late at night!
We adore Evie, Stephen ❤️💞❤️She loves you, so do we😊
Then eternally as a coffin 😂
Good for Evie..showing him love by making him go to the Stress test! Go Evie!
Fun fact most modern well made cars will "serve" as a boat, untill the cabin and fuel tank fill with water, drag you to the bottom and you will slowly drown
The stock Cybertruck should be able to cross 350 meters of water more than 10 ft deep. Not the same thing. There are videos of Tesla model 3 and Y fording through 3-4 feet deep water no problem.
I love that rich people just get to go buy a body scan and heart stress test. Imagine if we all had healthcare like that. Literally life changing.
"The nightmare, transient sock puppet of news"...sounds like real life!
Can't have a heart attack if you don't have a heart. *Taps Head
What do a Pentium processor and Mar-A-Lago have in common? Intel Inside
I miss Jon and his kind soul on the show, but I gotta say that I'm really enjoying Louis's upbeat energy!
EVERYTHING starts off as a boat, but ends up an anchor...
Buys Happy Meal ... gets vibrating egg....AGAIN. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
You earned that last second like with the minion ball gag. Keep up the great work.
Wow. Beautiful green Pedulla bass guitar.
And now, philosophers have a new item of debate… “what is a boat?”.
The wife was the stress test lol
Louis is killing it!
Thank you Evie for keeping Steven alive so he can continue to give us a laugh amongst this insanity. 💖
Beautiful shirt on Lewis.
I mean…. yeah? Stephen, you killed the Grim Reaper, everyone knows you’re immortal.
That guitar.. oh my, I think I am in love for real...
Meanwhile starts at 3:02.
My Washington State Parks Shower Tokens are still skyrocketing in value
with the homeless population!!
Meanwhile - absolutely the best!
So glad to hear Stephen's immortal.
You are in shape
Stress tests are WORTHLESS.
Wait wait intel me is just hilarious!
The CIA is going to broadcast their podcast from Mar-a-Lago since that's where all of their files are.
I LOVE Meanwhile!
No one creates a word salad intro monologue any better than Stephen Colbert.
Immortal, eh? I KNEW HE WAS TOM BOMBADIL!!!
karda$hian is a total and complete 180 contrast to Maggie Haberman whose American spirit is manifested in character rather than dollars (the subjects of: "whomever dies with the most toys is......DEAD!").
I really want that Minion. I would even eat at McDonalds to get it. I guess I really enjoy to suffer 😂
Toonces, the Driving Cat,
always knows when i'm stressed.
Nice! You found the rabbit! LMAO!
Stephen, you've only Touched the tip of my iceberg!
Good for you, good man. John Stewart raised a great family.
Good health news Steven, but if you have no heart, why aren't you running for office with an (R) next to your name and an endorsement from former President Donald Harkonen?
Louis' bass is gorgeous!
"Turns out I'm immortal" 😂
I’m very happy to see your artistic genius is allowed to have limited consent by our leaders. They are so great and magnanimous. I hope you have a long and happy life