The man with a: -Master degree -An interesting and a very full back story behind his character -cool design and cool colors His brain: A neuron shared with mayday
Imagine if John Bonham was the Pale King and the vessels were born of God and Drums, Zuke would be the result *I SHOUT INTO THE VOID...* ...and the void responds with a drum solo
@@twasdteasfsadfds It depends on the how you express your anxiety. I used to definitely shut off all external signs that anything is happening to me when under real stress to avoid showing weakness or giving away my emotions. If its bad enough it straight up looks like autism. It was a terrible coping mechanism that allowed me to function at the cost of my emotional depth. To everyone else i was just a really calm dude gliding through life. Very agreeable and patient as a stone. But in reality it was just a constant stream of embarresment and fear that i couldnt turn off. And the less i emote the more extraordinary my actual normal reactions were to others, which made me feel self conscious and suppress them twice as hard.
@@uselessangel2010 They looked away for two minutes and the brain cell escaped. They can't find it, and to this day it's still crawling around somewhere in their hideout.
It’s kind of strange how the character with the least amount of expressions in these animations had the most developed backstory of our main characters.
@@bigfloof69 Hell yeah, it's always nice to see another Pendulum fan! In Silico is probably my favorite album, I'm just lucky that it makes a nice circular profile picture.
@@ariannasv22 I mean, when your ex easily rips reality appart to creat a double parallel dimension, and does that to the point where you get used to it, yeah you get light headed
tbh, after the opening cutscene he admit that he completely froze because of the camera and the spotlight. Which is a pretty relatable thing. Which is also why he has no trouble speaking right after that, he just gets really nervous when the spotlight is on him.
He's the type of person to have perfectly good hearing but someone would scream at him and he'd turn his head and ask "what?" without even wearing airpods.
I am a straight man. A VERY straight man. That being said, Zuke is one of the very few fictional male characters I can see myself possibly going gay for. I guess there truly are no straight roads in this world.
Wait I just realised, When the camera zoomed in, it zoomed in on Sayu. The person above the x was Eve/Nadia. This is why I thought it was Sayu. Should’ve gone to spec savers.
I googled the name Zuke, and not only did I get a definition for Zucchini, but I also got a bunch of images for Zucchini, so you know what that means. Looking up Zuke’s name, the sequel: looked him up on UA-cam in search of this video, found a bunch of dog treat suggestions, so...
Having a master's degree doesn't make you smart you only have proof you sat down in class like a good boy and got lucky for years. Zuke is proof that brain isn't needed for paper
It's like he has the ability to think but he doesn't want to
yeah
I wish I could be different but I’m just like that
Don’t we all
I'm in this And I don't like it lol
May: *talking about how great rock is*
Zuke: *jeopardy music*
this man constantly has elevator music playing in his head.
yes
@@peropero2208 Mayday lost the elevator music in her head?
The said music plays faster when he’s A C T I V A T E D
ua-cam.com/video/Cvwlcr69FAI/v-deo.html
Like this?
i mean eves music sounds like 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑐
My man's brain is turned off when he isn't abusing a drumset, examining art or roasting his brother.
You gotta let the brain rest, you don't want to use up the braincells all in one go
Or trying to calm mayday down
*abusing a drumset*
Guess that’s why he’s called Zuke, because he looks like a brain of a Zucchini and has a brain like a Zucchini
lmao roasting his brother
The man with a:
-Master degree
-An interesting and a very full back story behind his character
-cool design and cool colors
His brain:
A neuron shared with mayday
No thoughts, only drums
@@candycoated_rage6591 lol yes, O N L Y D R U M S
Imagine if John Bonham was the Pale King and the vessels were born of God and Drums, Zuke would be the result
*I SHOUT INTO THE VOID...*
...and the void responds with a drum solo
@@frenchfrywaffle7082 the perfect scenario lol
@@candycoated_rage6591 D R U M S
Zuke was a constant mood, no wonder my friend never let me switch to him.
Whenever I play NSR with anyone I claim Zuke first before they can even react kchhrzrh
If Zuke was a real person he’d find this video offensive and still leave a like.
"Man, this is like a total defamation of my character. Nice."
How did you know??
@@whyhesoears may owns you a TV
he knows its true and he hates how true it is
well look that I know I will found you in this comment
Zuke has one braincell that dings around in his head like a windows screensaver
Dont you mean the dvd player
Opera_Ghost And then whenever it hits a corner he's actually smart for the time being
@@IIPM6500 I was about to say that
Same
And whenever it hits a corner he actually thinks.
He is literally the embodiment of social anxiety and I completely relate to him
I dont think hes anxious, i think he’s just the extremely chill laid back type
Same
@@twasdteasfsadfds
It depends on the how you express your anxiety. I used to definitely shut off all external signs that anything is happening to me when under real stress to avoid showing weakness or giving away my emotions. If its bad enough it straight up looks like autism. It was a terrible coping mechanism that allowed me to function at the cost of my emotional depth.
To everyone else i was just a really calm dude gliding through life. Very agreeable and patient as a stone.
But in reality it was just a constant stream of embarresment and fear that i couldnt turn off. And the less i emote the more extraordinary my actual normal reactions were to others, which made me feel self conscious and suppress them twice as hard.
He mentions being stressed out by the auditions, maybe he was high or some thing because he turns out to be very intelligent by the end of the game.
Oh wait, not dissociation?
this man has a master's degree and still looks like he just finally remembered what words are
It’s what i a s p i r e to become in the future
Dude has a freakin celery for a head, surprising he's not gone veg mode
This killed me with laughter you desirve that heart
It must be a new level of knowledge the we have yet to achieve. Bets on him winning against Shaggy? XD
@@tylersaumure884 The power that Zuke holds unachievable. He's too strong.
These two have to take turns using the brain cell.
They can’t, so it slipped out of their heads and now neither of them have one
@@uselessangel2010 They looked away for two minutes and the brain cell escaped. They can't find it, and to this day it's still crawling around somewhere in their hideout.
@@mioko2974 hHh yes
@@mioko2974 Also, of course they can’t find it. The brain cell is gone.
@@mioko2974 The brain cell is trying to find another person.
It’s kind of strange how the character with the least amount of expressions in these animations had the most developed backstory of our main characters.
...and the character with the most personality and expressions has literally no backstory whatsoever.
Opposites attract
off topic but I love your pfp! Pendulum is a rad band!
He's just seen some shit
@@bigfloof69 Hell yeah, it's always nice to see another Pendulum fan! In Silico is probably my favorite album, I'm just lucky that it makes a nice circular profile picture.
@@ariannasv22 I mean, when your ex easily rips reality appart to creat a double parallel dimension, and does that to the point where you get used to it, yeah you get light headed
i- “this man has a braincell but only sometimes”
where his brain cell goes most people don't know but I know
He is actually very smart, he just chill af. Or high
@@HeyIAmAlex why not both
Well at least he’s not like Bermery in which he keeps forgetting what’s happening every couple of seconds
@@glasserdounutthelemmingder38 it goes AWAY
How is this man canonically one of the smartest people in the whole game
He's amazing
I dunno, i identified with him, smart, but dumb
He's one of the tropes of dumb genius character.
He is like a quantun mecanic computer. He is smart, but not fast
tbh, after the opening cutscene he admit that he completely froze because of the camera and the spotlight. Which is a pretty relatable thing. Which is also why he has no trouble speaking right after that, he just gets really nervous when the spotlight is on him.
@@thibautisserant ok, now i relate to him even more
He was supposed to be the braincell holder but he didn't have any braincells to begin with
@@THGMR-ox7sd The planets must align first
4000×0 is still 0
@@TheLastBlenderBender There also has to be a blue moon on earth at the same time
He donated half to eve and the rest were stolen (then lost) by mayday
Mayday: *screaming and destroying stuff*
Zuke: 👁_👁
1 braincell per 2 bandmates
Dial-up modem intensifies
1:32 Zuke’s just looks like a bush in this picture
Hey where’s Zuke?
⚫👄⚫
Nah, he be like 🗿
Zuke's two emotions:
*Destroying the drums*
*Destroying DK West*
But DK West is our man and the best !
@@nettspend_penis
DK West, DK West
Put Zukes patience to the test
DK West, DK West
Killing him is for the best
And destroying Nadia/Eve mentally and emotionally.
head empty
drum only
OH GOD
Head empty only art
Head empty
Roasting DK west only
Head empty only elevator music
hehe funny drum go bang
zuke's whole character is that he just came off of a high
he is in a constant state of being hung over
Zukey has to turn off his brain sometimes, his toughts could change the world and destroy the planet if he doesn't
Dont u mean za warudo
WRYYYYYYYY
@@Laura-zc6rm and Back to square one
@@kliveran *W R Y Y Y Y Y Y Y *
The brain silently planning to take over the world so he had to limit the time of it's functionality.
Mayday: *Has a mental Breakdown and cries several times*
Zuke: *OK. Seems comprehensible to me. Have a nice day.*
Understandable, have a good day.
he looks like such a sweet man i just wanna give him a pillow and a blanket
Don't we all
Wrap him up like a sushi roll (•TwT•)
@@quillkinflospuer5631 LIL SUSHI ROLL YEAH
he's just so damn adorable
MOOD MOOD MOOD MOOD
"I wanna pinch his cheeks!"
@@CarloAcutisfan don't we all want?
@@nova-cw5oo eve?
@@helensuarez4514 oh no. ua-cam.com/video/ryWOOggzOlo/v-deo.html
"But I have a Master's degree in Fine Arts and Music!"
"SHUT UP!"
I LOVE this bit too much
After doing most of the interactions in this game, I believe it
SHUHAT AHP!
EXCUSE ME BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP **R a m s e y **
He's the type of person to have perfectly good hearing but someone would scream at him and he'd turn his head and ask "what?" without even wearing airpods.
This man has the DVD logo bouncing around in his skull and i love it
Zuke's head has one thought: It's a large, empty, round space with a bouncing DVD logo and he's just waiting for it to hit a corner.
same
I am a straight man. A VERY straight man. That being said, Zuke is one of the very few fictional male characters I can see myself possibly going gay for.
I guess there truly are no straight roads in this world.
Zuke is the one man that can attract ALL genders
If your game is called "No Straight Roads", you know what you're doing
@@ZukieKins You can say that again. Also, he's one of my three husbandos from this. Along side DJ Subatomic Supernova and Neon J.
You sir is very valid
same here but with Tatiana
iCANT
*NO THOUGHTS*
😀
*HEAD EMPTY*
Knees weak, mom’s spaghetti
🙂
This legit got me
May?
*ABSOLUTE MENTAL BREAKDOWN*
2:16
Yinu's Mother is barely a threat with that music playing.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE??"
spongebob music intensifies*
@@chowcowgamer5834
Zuke: "SpongeBob's playing, so your intimation isn't so good at the moment."
@@chowcowgamer5834 me: goodbye 😶✌ *disappeared*
I overestimated his amount of braincells
Same
I think we all
Crusty zoom ins are the best thing since sliced bread
He's above average by a small margin.
This dude is so high he could orbit back to Pluto
P l u t o n i a n s
-basically DJ Subatomic Supernova
*P L U T O I S S T I L L R E L E V A N T !*
lol
The one dislike is probably Eve
If you noticed in the audition, when Zuke said "Ta-daa", it was Eve who immediately X'd him lol
Mister T, I thought it was Sayu?
Yinu's the 1st one to X, Eve is the 5th one before Tatiana
Sayu is the 3rd one
Wait I just realised, When the camera zoomed in, it zoomed in on Sayu. The person above the x was Eve/Nadia. This is why I thought it was Sayu. Should’ve gone to spec savers.
It’s eve and sayu
3:47 fellow Zuke simps, come get yo food
lol
edit: i just came back to this comment to me replying "lol" i was in my nsr phase lmfao
kinda fitting that your pfp is eve
@@uselessangel2010 oop-
sup
WOOO LETS GET IT
2:03
Zuke: *trying to explain something*
Mayday 0.0001 seconds after he starts: *AYE AYAYAYAYE*
1:30 The fact that she just waited silently despite how obviously furious she is makes it all the more hilarious.
She couldn’t take her eyes off the train wreck lol
"She's done this before"
"YOU WHAT"
He’s the type of person you tell a joke to, and when he finally gets it about a week later he just laughs. 😂
I googled the name Zuke, and not only did I get a definition for Zucchini, but I also got a bunch of images for Zucchini, so you know what that means.
Looking up Zuke’s name, the sequel: looked him up on UA-cam in search of this video, found a bunch of dog treat suggestions, so...
No I don’t and it’s probably best I don’t.
Zuke is a vegetable?
So that's why he's green
Zuke is a zucchini?
:O zukenni
Mayday: Only has about one brain cell but dang that ain't gonna stop her
Zuke: Has a full brain but never uses it.
THIS MAN IS OFFICIALLY THE REASON IM STILL ALIVE 3:50 OMFG IMA FUCKING SIMP FIFOVOFOPAPSGKJGJGNFNF
MOOD
he constantly looks like he needs a pat on the head🥺
PETITION TO GIVE ZUKE HEADPATS
I WANNA SIGN IT, ME WANT TO HEADPAT ZUCCINI BOI
I’d be scared to leave him by himself
Why tho, he’d just sit there and be in literally the same place when you come back a week later
Zuke: Tadaa..
Eve: DISGUSTING
Zuke is our inner selves when you get distracted when there is story plot.
Zuke is like me on exam or in front of the class, but without being on exam or in front of the class.
He's like that kid in school who's actually pretty smart but just chooses not to be.
he has no thoughts. head empty.
Dial up modem sounds intensify
When Eve set his hair on fire, she definitely also burned the ✨smart✨ out of his last brain cell.
I'm sorry she WHAT
@@SevroPlaguelord480 yea they both mentioned it
He just looks like he doesn’t wanna be there
Me: I hate Zuke
Also me: Sir your hand in marriage,,, please,,,
His face to me says "🎶🎶🎶" or ">:c" when he hears the word west
Dammit hes an adorable dork
And he's the one with the Master's Degree and his face constantly says "deerr drums"
He's allocating resources towards other stuff. Man's thinking a million thoughts a minute.
the bar was... incredibly low.
_[SOUND OF SINGLE BRAINCELL RATTLING AROUND, SIMILAR TO A SINGLE BEAD IN A TIN CAN]_
I really do wonder why he looks like he's sleeping with open eyes, yet I'm not complaining about his skills on the drums
Yknow now that I think about it. Mayday hitting the tv is just the nsr equivalent of “I hate this channel”
may: crying
zuke, who’s been disassociating for the last hour: *you good??*
3:10
This part got me good
whats the song name
@@Slippery_Shoes idk
@@Slippery_Shoes Nokia Arabic Ringtone
@@sir.woodenkilledme8904 thanks
Zuke: “so how did he get your number?”
May: “I dunno”
Zuke:
May:
Me: *holding back my urge to laugh so hard*
Zuke be like 👁️👄👁️
Zuke be like: 👁️👄👁️
Hold on something’s in my ear
*BASHING THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF KEYBOARD* I’m in the mainframe
There it is
MEEEEE
👁️👄👁️
Mayday: *Says something to Zuke*
Zuke: *Takes 5 minutes to process what May just said*
The himbo is trying his best okay? He can do it just give him a minute. Maybe.. another minute. Or another.. eh it’s ok Mayday will do it
This is the Man I simp for, he's such a Mood.
same-
HAHA I CAME BACK TO THIS COMMENT I WAS IN MY NSR PHASE LMFAO
Same I stan
I simp DJSS. But, I like Zuke too.
@@racciastitan5534 that's Acceptable ^^
s i m p
0:10
When you mistake “we have the perfect fix!” For “HE HAS THE PERFECT FACE”
Oooooo zuke simping intensifies
yes
Drums
d r u m s
*d r u m s*
my boy looks so innocent in every single frame of the animation he has
So me when my day is going slow.
He looks tired
I'm him
we're all him
Looks tired
Of Vinyl City and its people
Maybe
kinning
He saw things
@@TunaVera9000 yes
Having a master's degree doesn't make you smart you only have proof you sat down in class like a good boy and got lucky for years.
Zuke is proof that brain isn't needed for paper
ok that offended me but i agree
Actualy, zuke is smart, but be smart doesn't actualy mean be fast thinking.
Or you could say that rigorous schooling fried his brain for life
He is paper
@@MonikwithDaButter yea one of my dads friends is pretty much Zuke..
He has a degree too
I see that they not only share a suit, but a neuron too.
His brain is the wii menu music
“Uh... tada....?”
❌
*”okay.”*
I relate to Zuke on a personal level so much to the point where I’m concerned
He got a masters degree. This man has every right to not think after going through that
I feel like he's always done with May's antics but he just tags along.
I swear I wasn't high. Just uh. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed?
Lies. The hair is your marijuana source. No wonder your brother's chill as a goddamm ice tray, he's high as the International Space Station.
actually he's so smart that he's constantly distracted from his own thoughts
No thoughts. Head empty. Only know art, drum, and DK west (Hes our man and hes the best)
I love how Zuke is chill and calm all the time but whenever when he's on camera he is looks so shy 😩
He's the most developed character I've heard and one of the smartest and he... Just acts like this? He is an icon
My mans always acting like he was born 5 mins ago and runs on a dial-up connection mentally
(I love him)
Zuke is that kid who has a panic attack whenever the teacher calls on him.
May is the embodiment of cocaine
Zuke is weed
This man puts the "no" in No Straight Roads.
I love that it's Eve that buzzes them out when he does the little tadaa
Mayday and Tatiana: **agressive arguing**
Zuke: 🗿
I SIMP FOR ZUKE THAT SMILE SOLD ME
My man constantly acts like he’s just crashing after drinking 10 mountain dews
No wonder hes so green
@@sabonuniverse6730 or he's related to Kermit the frog
BRUH ZUKE IS AS HIGH AS A KITE THAT'S WHY HE DOESN'T THINK HE IS STONED AF
THAT GUY IS IN THE 5TH DIMENSION RIGHT NOW
There are two braincells, they share one, and Zuke keeps the other hidden
This man just said “No thinky” 💖
"These two share a braincell"
I LOVED THAT AAAAAAAH!
He probably has about 22 seconds of sleep every night, maximum
Hey just like me... I think that’s why I like and relate to him a lot 0_o”
Zuke is real,I have met 10 people exactly like him.One of them actually has a degree too
God Zuke is the most relatable character in fiction I've seen this year!
His brain either goes at the speed of light or stands still and has to reboot like some old pc if he does anything more then breath and blink
1:10 "Zuke, put your hand next to mine!"
*Proceeds to grab wrist
I fucking love Zuke, he looks like he is still analyzing if water is wet
Man looks like he had eco power saving mode on.
i love how he looks stoned 70% of the time
She’s hyperactively ADHD
And he’s inattentively ADHD
I rest my case