in fact they disliked Kliff so much he phased out of existence so they couldn't deal with him seriouly he just striaght up vanishes. I think Tatiana murdered a man.
“I was expecting something more tragic like setting someone’s hair on fire” “What are you, a fanfic writer?” i feel called out and i don’t write fanfics
@@sarafontanini7051 i mean, I wouldn't say a split up warrants discriminating an entire genre of music and then banning it because 1 girl had a tantrum...but then again kliffs motives are just as petty
@@itsnanab00b00 okay i just hope its tolerable, and nothing is incorrect. So i think that the sequel should start out with mayday and zuke working for NSR maybe a year after the 1st game, TILL ONE DAY when this new company of musicians called FIV show up and try to take over vinyll city and we fight ANOTHER 5 big bosses with musical inspiration and crazy themes in order to rescue each NSR artists. Then we kill the head ill explain them all in boss order in the next reply and im proud of half of what ive come up with
"I dont think you understand the concept of stranger danger but ok let's just get this over with" -Zuke, "the coolest man in vinyl city", 2020 Also "E W A H" -DK West, DK West, "he's our man he's the best", 2020 Ok another one "**computer noises**" -1010, "**computer noises**", 2020
"I still hate you pedestrian girl" "I'm a fucking cyborg baby" "Why am I in a forest?" "Miku lost sister language arigato" "Wait how did I get back here" Anyways that make me laugh
Kliff: I am a non-biased rock fan boy who found your phone number just a few hours after you guys fought a space college professor, I’m not over bearing in the slightest. Mayday: Ok I believe you.
@@sarafontanini7051 yeh I never did either but he’s almost like a what if for Mayday if she was that blinded by Rock. I love the message it sends too of how accepting different forms of music is what keeps it unique and we all do it for one reason or another.Also 1010 is best Modem
Mayday: i declare a revolution on these nsr weeps because rock is good actually. Zuke: May don't you think that's a little impulsive of you? Mayday: no Zuke: oh ok let's start a revolution then
Remember: they are able to harness music to create power. Wonderful! What do they have? Acoustic guitars, drums, perhaps singers? No. Let's use EDM, which the first letter means Electric. Where half the musicians are robots and they all have extravagant concerts. It's like burning a barrel of oil to chop 1 piece of wood. No wonder this city is constantly having blackouts
I replayed through the game wih a friend today and this is so accurate 2:37 killed me Edit: Please don't mind me listing my favourite parts 4:084:268:5211:34 to the end
That one line of Tatiana's towards the end will never stop being funny to me, probably because of how completely unlike the actual in-game quote it is. Tatiana(in actual game): Mayday. You are a performer. Where I have failed, I want you to go beyond. Carry on the journey for me. Long live Rock! Tatiana(in a Nutshell): *T A K E T H E F U C K I N G G U I T A R.*
“Moral of the story, Rock sucks to some people, and EDM sucks to some people, and that’s okay.” “Also fuck Kliff.” “Nobody Likes Kliff.” ~Tatiana September 7, 2020 at 14:29
![The one thing you can’t replace [NO STRAIGHT ROADS MEME]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9BiRm1DGiS4/mqdefault.jpg)
"Don't you think that is a little impulsive?"
"No"
"Oh ok"
That was basically both their characters in 3 lines.
these two share the same braincell
@@awesomefox555 and zuke has that braincell like 99 percent of the time
@@benlewis5136 *what about the 1 percent lmao*
@@Crimson-zt5hv then mayday has it
@@benlewis5136 *Ok*
Moral of the story kids, don’t overthrow a government on a whim and don’t be a Kliff.
N O B O D Y L I K E S A K L I F F
in fact they disliked Kliff so much he phased out of existence so they couldn't deal with him
seriouly he just striaght up vanishes. I think Tatiana murdered a man.
@@sarafontanini7051 Tatiana:The Power of Rock(and fire) Compells you
Kliff:(Gets banished to the shadow realm)
@@shantaziahill2698 *one month ago
“Ow, you broke my nose”
Soon she will break your bones
I knew 100% from every red flag they gave that i was not to trust that dude!
i lost it when sayu speaks like miku and dk only speak ewah lmfao
And how 1010 is legit just old dialup sounds 😂😂😂😂
"I don't have siblings so I can't imagine the rage you are feeling right now" XD
OP has siblings.
I have siblings but I still cant imagine this rage
I feel like committing tax fraud
_That just me saying I'm lucky to be an only child and you aint in a non-bully way_
As an only child
Me every time my friends are arguing with their siblings
‘I don’t think you understand the concept of stranger danger, but ok’
-Zuke
@@shiverfan4867 WRONG
Is a reference to fnaf
Zuke:How did he know what sewer we live in?Maybe we should teach our alligator to eat intruders
I LOVE HOW DK WEST IS JUST "EWAH"
E W A H
E W A H
E W A H
EWAH (of course mate)
E W A H
Yeah this is basically 100% accurate
IIPM6500 lmao I see you everywhere!
_WHYYY aaaem i iienn a FOOOOOresst?_
though also could've had Tatiana go "I've suddenly changed my entire mind about everything even though I showed no signs of having changed me mind"
Ewa
“I was expecting something more tragic like setting someone’s hair on fire”
“What are you, a fanfic writer?”
i feel called out and i don’t write fanfics
I mean having her band split up would've been pretty traumatic and it's not like it made her do anything exceptionally evil
*looks at Eve*
ive written in my head the plot for a potentiol sequel to this game and yet i dont feel too called out
anyone wanna hear about it
@@sarafontanini7051 i mean, I wouldn't say a split up warrants discriminating an entire genre of music and then banning it because 1 girl had a tantrum...but then again kliffs motives are just as petty
@@itsnanab00b00 okay i just hope its tolerable, and nothing is incorrect. So i think that the sequel should start out with mayday and zuke working for NSR maybe a year after the 1st game, TILL ONE DAY when this new company of musicians called FIV show up and try to take over vinyll city and we fight ANOTHER 5 big bosses with musical inspiration and crazy themes in order to rescue each NSR artists. Then we kill the head
ill explain them all in boss order in the next reply and im proud of half of what ive come up with
Bunka, Junka, Shakalaka Bam?
Nah
*S W O O S H*
S w o o s h
*S W O O S H*
*S W O O S H*
ŚwÕÖŠh
h s o o w S
"I am a ferking cyborg babey"
- Neon J
He’s a fucking cyborg, baby
11:59 He's THE fucking cyborg baby :3
Yes he is cyborh babey
He _is_ a fuccing cyborg, bebeeey!
Wait why does he sound like bob from SMG4
"I dont think you understand the concept of stranger danger but ok let's just get this over with"
-Zuke, "the coolest man in vinyl city", 2020
Also
"E W A H"
-DK West, DK West, "he's our man he's the best", 2020
Ok another one
"**computer noises**"
-1010, "**computer noises**", 2020
1010 times 2 equals 2020
:0
@@Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face :0 o you're right
1010 caused 2020 confirmed
"I am better than anyone because space."
That's literally one of my mood.
When 1010 said *dial up noises*... I felt that
When Sayu said *vocaloid sounds* I vibed with that.
He’s just “everyone is stupid except for me”
5:37 he is spitting straigth facts rigth there
9:34 "Yisus Craist, what are you? The fanfic writer?"
this isn't even inaccurate like it's literally just a summary of the game
"She set my hair on fire"
- Zuke
Just noticed that at 2:54 SAYU goes like "Get the fk out of my room im playing Minecraft"
Zuke: I feel like committing tax fraud!
(to be continued)
Next episode:
Zuke commits tax fraud
@@serenitymiralador Mayday: Stop committing tax fraud
Zuke: No, because tax fraud is good actually
@@thebiolibrary5572 lmao I love this so much :D XD
What DK West hears: a motivational and well thought out speech on the philosophies of life and ethics
What others hear: *EWAH*
"I still hate you pedestrian girl"
"I'm a fucking cyborg baby"
"Why am I in a forest?"
"Miku lost sister language arigato"
"Wait how did I get back here"
Anyways that make me laugh
Kliff: I am a non-biased rock fan boy who found your phone number just a few hours after you guys fought a space college professor, I’m not over bearing in the slightest.
Mayday: Ok I believe you.
i mean i think EVERYONE called Kliff being the villain at some point
though I doubt any of us guessed his motives were just really petty.
@@sarafontanini7051 yeh I never did either but he’s almost like a what if for Mayday if she was that blinded by Rock. I love the message it sends too of how accepting different forms of music is what keeps it unique and we all do it for one reason or another.Also 1010 is best Modem
@@ashura129 1010 best modern what? I need to know!
@@Laura-zc6rm Modem like the old 90’s one sorry about that had to edit my post
Wait, wait, wait!
Is that a motherflipping Just a Pancake reference?
2:32
"She is cute, but she will kick your a**, because she is cute and will kick your a**."
That got me dying 🤣
6:54
*S H E S E T M Y H A I R O N F I R E*
I didnt know tatiana had a twin for a little time :b
C O L L A J E
The DK West encounters being replaced with screams is honestly a mood. They are nigh impossible on singleplayer.
Jesus Christ that text-to-speech voice for Kliff is so spot on asjsjjajahha
Right?!
THE MEGALOVANIA NOTES-
Lmao
FAVORITE PART HAHAHAHHAA
"May don't you think that's a little impulsive of you?"
"No."
"ohhh-okay lets start revolution then"
10/10 accuracy
Rock is good, actually..
MY PARENTS THINK ITS THE DEVIL
but rock is good how dare they
100th like
And EDM sucks
Exactly
Wow I can see why you like NSR Isnezzed wow never thought I would say that.
3:38 - 3:40
4:08
11:56 - 12:14
and "Rock is good, actually"
are the parts that heal my soul
12:21 - 12:27 was just yes too
@@boinkyspungecrinklydooshro8118 yeah!!
@@LocalGoobs that too yes!
12:12
Because the story calls for it, DJ Subatomic Supernova.
Tatiana explains how Mayday and Zuke will run the city badly
Mayday: Rock is good actually
"Rock is good, actually"
"Okay I believe you"
4:49
yup that’s the grand pianist for ya
Yinu: mama mama!! I learned a new song!!
Yinu's mother: oh? what's the song sweetie?
Yinu: magolovania intensifies*
@@chowcowgamer5834 Yinu's Mother: WHERE DID I GO WRONG!
1010: *Speaking in Old Dialup*
Me: They're speaking the language of the gods, Its beautiful.
They have such a way with words
@@raggens yes
7:07 - 7:15
Best summarization of that lesson. thank you.
Yinu and Yinu's mother: *Megalovania*
1:49
You missed a perfectly good "Okay, I believe you" opportunity.
Ok, i believe you.
Mayday: * legitimately just trying to vibe *
Eve: *angered esoteric opposition*
Tatiana: "Give me the 'Feel the rhythm' boss."
Eve: "Oh Gawddammit"
"EWAH." Also man I learned about the ending thanks to this video thank you
I love how Sayu voice is just hatsune miku
“I don’t have siblings so I don’t imagine the rage you have.”
“I feel like commiting tax fraud.”
The screaming during the rap battle segments... I think we all can relate to that... -Forever scarred by the 2nd and 3rd fight-😳
12:51 Ya like jazz? That got me Bro, and it fits him too
You just took this 4+ hour game and summarize it in this masterpiece
Hope this gets lots of views the fandom will love this ❤️
No one:
Mayday: Nice Steven Universe gemsona cosplay
Tatiana: shut up
I mean, ngl: Tatiana reminds me of Yellow Diamond in a way
Okay but Neon J doing his speech while in that voice actually had me laughing--
12:22 I'm dead lmfao 😂
It feels like they ran out of budget as soon as Kliff backstabs you.
Ewah!
(I love this video so much we needed some NSR adoration and this helps explain the series better than I ever could)
11:43 I lost it at the gator going *y e h*
My favourite part is that Neon J's monologue is just left as-is.
Mayday: i declare a revolution on these nsr weeps because rock is good actually.
Zuke: May don't you think that's a little impulsive of you?
Mayday: no
Zuke: oh ok let's start a revolution then
No one:
DK West: E W A H
what is with Neon J’s voice
it is so hard to take him seriously
It's the same tts voice Jontron used for Bootleg Jaques.
It reminded me of Bob from SMG4
@@pancakesatan I just imagined bob spinning around while listening to neon j
@@anaceweirdo1579 lmao
It’s the same one for purple sheep too
Titiana, tortiana, torti,,,,,, what's next??? *TORTELLINI???*
Alfredo
_will she ever win...?_
Totina
Tortilla
Totinos
"I banned rock because you two were being little shits." THAT WAS THE ONLY LINE THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH WTF
i thought she said “but if you are kul fyra, why do you paint rocks so much now”
Maybe that's why she hangs out with Eve so much; she's taken up painting on stones as a hobby.
Blackheartzero, the Underground Song Critic Yeah, good thinking
Not Sayu with Miku’s voice 😂😂
12:23
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH XDDDDDDDDDDD I'M CRYING OF LAUGHTER LMAOOOO
*b i t c h*
You only missed one KEY line in the game: MayDay's "Thanks, buddy" to Zuke after Eve's battle, friendzoning him forever. Otherwise, perfect!
well they are cannonicaly just friends it seems *sips my coffe while mayzuke shippers cry in the bg*
Remember: they are able to harness music to create power. Wonderful! What do they have? Acoustic guitars, drums, perhaps singers?
No. Let's use EDM, which the first letter means Electric. Where half the musicians are robots and they all have extravagant concerts. It's like burning a barrel of oil to chop 1 piece of wood. No wonder this city is constantly having blackouts
1:51 O K I B E L I E V E Y O U
I replayed through the game wih a friend today and this is so accurate
2:37 killed me
Edit: Please don't mind me listing my favourite parts
4:08 4:26 8:52 11:34 to the end
Kliff: Am your number one fan, total normal fan
May: Okay I believe you
"*incoherent japanese*"
- Sayu
That one line of Tatiana's towards the end will never stop being funny to me, probably because of how completely unlike the actual in-game quote it is.
Tatiana(in actual game): Mayday. You are a performer. Where I have failed, I want you to go beyond. Carry on the journey for me. Long live Rock!
Tatiana(in a Nutshell): *T A K E T H E F U C K I N G G U I T A R.*
why was some of Neon J’s dialouge actually put into the robotic voice over
Because he has amazing copypasta
He's Bob from SMG4
@@LatchinOn I was just about to say that
Because he's a living version of the "Former navy seals" shitpost.
Me: * Listens to Neon J's voice * "Bob, is that you?"
12:00 gets me every damn time🤣
12:21 I come back everyday just for this part.
This feels more relatable than the actual voice lines and I cant put my finger on it
13:00
Vid:Thanks for not letting people die just--
My ears:Not letting people digest--
Me:WHAT?!
It stuck in my head now
@@enderbragen1659 same-
now i can't unhear it thanks
Stomach malfunction because edm better
This is officially my favorite video in the internet
"iM SmARTeR ThAN aNYoNE bECAuse spACe, now WhERes me DOdo pOps"
"hya"
"gasp"
I was waiting for Zuke to say “OK I believe you” 🤣
Kliff: I'm totally not evil.
Mayday: Okay I believe you.
"gasp"
my favorite line
"why am i in a forest" that question still hasn't been answered
1010: *Flirts in dial up*
it's funny how half of the video is just the final section
Blackouts: *Exist*
NSR: *vibing*
bro, i didn't know that you could play through the whole game with side quests in like 14 and a half minutes
that's gotta be a world record
Speedrun
“Moral of the story, Rock sucks to some people, and EDM sucks to some people, and that’s okay.”
“Also fuck Kliff.”
“Nobody Likes Kliff.”
~Tatiana September 7, 2020 at 14:29
The accuracy is amazing, didn't miss once
I will always love Tatiana's uppercut.
Just a Pancake here, the number 1 channel for No Straight Roads content.
"Nobody likes Kliff."
Untrue, I really liked it, when he got punched in the snotlocker.
From the creators of: " *X-BLADE!!!* "
Now comes: " *EEEEEEWAH* "
Perfection in 14 Minutes and 37 Seconds. What a good summary!
funny how giant lava hands cant stop showstopper but a child coming out of a flower can
I can totally see Bob (from SMG4) being a boy band's manager! 😁
"I feel like commiting tax fraud."
(*To be continued*)
This killed me 😂😂
"Hey. Hey, Kliff, look at me."
"..."
"Bitch."
Fuckin love this
Zuke: Why do I feel like I'm going to regret this?
Zuke's face: _No thoughts. Head empty._
Sayu: -Miku understanding voice-
zuke: please say no
kliff: yes
zuke: F U K
"I am better than everyone because space"
As a Just a Pancake fan this captures the energy perfectly
Eve's voice sunds like the one in the 🎮
"I Will check because May doesn't understand numbers", pretty acurate
“Nevermind, I’m too sad to commit murder now.”
*Megalovania*
I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS