Fun fact some space marines can run up to 200 mph consistently and by that I mean days more close to hours but sometimes days if there a named character
He'Stan: talks about how good the food is corax: is surprised but then he remember it's probably cooked with some dead corpses from some hive world and shit talk the imperium management vulkan: says something cheerful and deep to cheer up his brother but then says something orky and hug/crush corax corax: agrees with vulkan but then he gets trapped by vulkan's hug and gets depressed again
Well fried dread saurian si actually very good if you can cook it right Salamander have several version of suing the beast own blood as a key ingredient with certain species
Kitten: The thumbnail is heresy and I don't like it. Shadow sun: Are you sure my little sun cat? Little Kitten: this isn't cannon. Shadow sun: Yes it is.
No one tell that Sororitas about that one yuri doujin manga series about the Priestess who "converts" an entire Slaaneshi cult back into the Emperors light. She might get some ideas.
That Tau comparison to humans is not even a joke. Even their tallest is considered puny compared to how absolute jacked standard humans can get depending on the world. Those are Catachan, which are massive. Like the standard is 6'4"
4:15 if Commander Shadowsun is to be believed she is about to have a very sore forehead or it could be that Kitten has an extremely girthy and large Guardian Spear
Honestly... a Necron just telling any humans on it's tombworld to 'piss off' is probably the best you could hope for when you encounter them as a regular person. It probably won't kill you, so long as you leave quickly. In fact if its 'extra' polite, it might even help you leave faster.
4:18 I mean that rifle is pretty well-angled towards your face, and I think pulling a trigger is faster than winding up a punch with that power fist you got there
0:52 Ironically, A Grey Knight wouldn't give a shit about the Eldar since they're laser focused on Chaos and Chaos-adjacent forces, in fact, they get along great.
You know, cat-like beings would be good guard material. Commissars might have to focus less on hitting them for cowardice and more on telling them to stop playing and kill the enemy.
Who would not? Those who prefer victory to defeat. But if you want to needlessly charge over open ground and act as a tactically inept target practice, be my guest. :-D
Actually warning here- If you are discussing the Damocles Crusade, The Imperium made a withdrawal due to the fact that a Tyranid hive fleet was spotted, which was a considered a greater threat to the Imperium than the caste based xenos.
@@samuelfawell9159 agreed i guess,but let's be real: i love the anime xenos as much as the next guy, maybe more, but the reason T'au are still a thing is because they're not considered among the priorities for the Imperium.( and probably some clever behind the scenes manipulation from the Ethereal class). The moment the Imperium goes full "War for Armageddon" on them, they don't stand a chance. The sheer amount of forces the Imperium can muster will drown them. They will fight and win many battles, but ultimately lose the war.
2:52 Oh joy, the Stygians have found another Tomb World. 3:43 Technically, the term for Non-Heretical Human variants is: Abhuman Being bad at melee in a universe where everyone else is either competent if not outright superb at it is a bad life choice.
I just got a cool idea from this to make a culinary fueled guardsmen group that travels the universe in search for new flavors and recipes from friendly worlds to not so friendly worlds trying and cataloging everything they find. Yes they do have a high death rate for being poisoned or killed but their hunger is bigger than their fears. Just imagine you are some random unnamed xeno and army shows up to try and get a piece of you in the name of the emperor.
The only things i understand about Warhammer go as follows -Tau are shit at melee -never fuck with a guardsman, they're fucking idiots but are very stubborn -Space Marines are a terrifying force if they're in Melee -orks are fucking hilariously powerful if they work together Edit: oh yeah forgot to mention -Necrons are just "fuck you space skeletons with way too much laser technology"
Considering how powerful the Tau are in the tabletop game right now, yeah, what she said is correct. You are definitely not getting within two miles of them
And that is why you never talk trash about the death korps of krieg's favorite form of combat. You get cut up with a chain sword. Or a shovel if it really is the Kriegers.
i mean the sister is only slightly off. space marines dont practice with there armor on ussualy captain lokan and captain lucius once crossed blades in a training cage. i am pretty sure they din no wear much since blood was drawn (source horus hersey book, false gods)
odd for the Grey Knight to be bullying a Space Marine and an Eldar, usually they're pretty chill around anything that isn't exploding with tentacles. And even then those tentacles are fine as long as they aren't demonic
Uuuurm akshually the Grey Knights have the best relationship with the Aeladari out of any Space Marines chapter due to the Creaftworlders relentless opposition to chaos and in turn the Aeldari feel indebted to the Grey Knights for saving a bunch of soul stones from Slaanesh daemons once, so it wouldn’t happen like that.
A small complimation of some of my favorite warhammer dubs. Still on a mini break but new stuff very soon!
Take your time and relax😁
The way you said "France" and "crème brûlée" wasn't perfect, but félicitations, you did well
Not gonna lie and hope i dont come off as weird not my intention but you sound attractive and also your funny to
Some of these give me unaanctioned feelings...
Fun fact some space marines can run up to 200 mph consistently and by that I mean days more close to hours but sometimes days if there a named character
No matter how technology advances, Never question humanity's dedication to getting in close to hit their opponent with a blunt object.
Shooting's fine, but yelling "CMERE YA SUNOVABITCH" while swinging a shovel is how you make the enemy shit their pants in fear.
Enter the Farsight Onclaves. I'm all for the Imperium of Men, but boy do I like me some Gundam style mechas with swords
Humanity entered this world bonking, and we'll leave it bonking.
@@rockytom5889 tyranids orcs and necrons don't feel fear not sure about chaos beings so it only works on two enemies for sure
"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword."
"Good luck getting in range for that"
The drop pod full of black templars about to land behind her: _Observe_
This is about to become even more R-rated then it already is
@@CharlesCalvinTheUndying it is gonna be P rated. *PURGE* rated
The Codex calls this manoeuvre Stehl Rehn
@@chaospacemarine8330 *BANEBLADEMANIA!*
laughs in rail gun
Tau: as if you'll ever even get into mele range
Orks: [lods grots in to shok gun wif malishus intent]
I was really confused about the not getting in range part some orks can just scream and warp directly into melee combat
@@triton8583 da boyz can always uz da jump
Need to make that a meme
The imperium has more kriegsmen then the Tau have energy for their weapons
Just gonna say the commandoz once infiltrated tau space station by pretending to be fuel containers
That tau squealing in distress was adorable
That's heresy!
@@upsidedownguy5074
Oi! Git yer own T'au lassie, inqui' boyo!!
But can she make a grilled cheese
@@thearkitect4254 lol
@@thearkitect4254 Probably. And probably better than most humans.
That Death Korps of Krieg finding the Necron sarcophagus was the first war hammer thing that introduced me to the universe.
Nelson? Nelson who? Nelson Mandela? Nelson Muntz?
@@idcgaming518 congrats you put an (edited) tag on a UA-cam comment!
@@theguywiththeoldds3896 thanks. My parents, they're very proud.
Have you heard about cadia?
because its gone
0:32 It's amazing that the food looks less burnt than the Salamander.
they are master forgers and all
It’s only obvious that the people who basically live in fire would know how to cook a meal to perfection
0:51 The Grey Knight is just standing there.... *MENACINGLY!!!*
Indeed
Who? I don't see anyone
Gray Knights? Surely you jest, there is no such legion
Good
@@rory8182 ztop talking he will hear you.
0:03 Imagine the cooking show between the Salamanders and Raven Guard with Vulkan and Corvus Corax as the hosts.
He'Stan: talks about how good the food is
corax: is surprised but then he remember it's probably cooked with some dead corpses from some hive world and shit talk the imperium management
vulkan: says something cheerful and deep to cheer up his brother but then says something orky and hug/crush corax
corax: agrees with vulkan but then he gets trapped by vulkan's hug and gets depressed again
I would watch that forever
Well fried dread saurian si actually very good if you can cook it right Salamander have several version of suing the beast own blood as a key ingredient with certain species
@Hải Minh DAMN YOU GAMES WORKSHOOOOOOOP!!! You ruined this potential from manifesting!!!
You just invented a new TTS chapter
1:38 Necron: "Is it time for the Great Awakening yet?"
Kriegsman: "N-no?..."
Necron: "THEN F*CK OFF!"
I read the Necron line with an English Cockney accent. That was good.
Great Witcher video game reference, by the way.
4:20 and then they showed her their "melee" skills
and then they all fucked, the end.
I hear the extermanatus
@@Pessimistic-Python extermanatus time
@@chaplin3735 For what Reason good sir?
@@vincecedricsuarez4146 for the
Greater good
Kitten: The thumbnail is heresy and I don't like it.
Shadow sun: Are you sure my little sun cat?
Little Kitten: this isn't cannon.
Shadow sun: Yes it is.
Yes.A tts fan.finally...
@@paulhendrixlacamento4405, I try to keep the memory alive.
Magnus: Tau fucker.........
@@Grissbane Santodes: "HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!"
Big E: shut up banana boi, I mothefucking emperor say this is cannon so it is
No one tell that Sororitas about that one yuri doujin manga series about the Priestess who "converts" an entire Slaaneshi cult back into the Emperors light.
She might get some ideas.
source ples
Miriael Sabathiel: Could this sister be one of my people
Hmm.
Sauce
Grey knight: sister quick i need your-wait your a heretic! *boom*
"Who needs melee"
You when there is an angry space marine running at you with a chainsword
with a IDONTFUCKINGKNOWYOUNAMEIT to be precise
*readies grenade bucket*
"Good thing I'm expendable."
"Hmm, what kinda idoit charges into meele with suicide bomber?"
@@Irmarinen Krieg.
Or worse...an Angry Marine with a Power Bat.
The Krieger humming diggy diggy hole hit me right in the nostalgia
I am of Krieg and i'm digging a hole
That Tau comparison to humans is not even a joke. Even their tallest is considered puny compared to how absolute jacked standard humans can get depending on the world. Those are Catachan, which are massive. Like the standard is 6'4"
Tau: Have fun getting in range,
Me as a kreigsman: "SHOVELING INTENSIFIES"
BAYONETS
*BUT DONT STOP THE ARTILLERY*
2:58 pov your an unstolen museum relic surrounded by the British
Oh boy, this ginger sid fella sure is loyal to the emperor!
2:47 When I wake up to my dachshunds fighting over who gets to sleep on my chest.
Y’know, I never knew what a *soulless yawn* sounded like til now. Thank you for that.
4:15 if Commander Shadowsun is to be believed she is about to have a very sore forehead
or it could be that Kitten has an extremely girthy and large Guardian Spear
3:50
- "It doesn't say where to break through"
- "So we'll break through everywhere"
2:35 the sister Is lost we must clean her heresy whit Holy fire
Ah yes, Together to the Stars. Quite a memorable piece.
4:05
Space marines: “A Tau talking shit about melee? FIRE UP THE TELEPORTTARIUM! I want to be right on top of them!”
3:27
Black templar: *reloading bolter with "holy" intentions*
Honestly... a Necron just telling any humans on it's tombworld to 'piss off' is probably the best you could hope for when you encounter them as a regular person. It probably won't kill you, so long as you leave quickly. In fact if its 'extra' polite, it might even help you leave faster.
the advantage of melee against tau is that only 1 chainsaw wielding maniac needs to get close to the whole battalion for them to lose instantly XD
"You need help, sister Tau?" Says a Kroot next to a Vespid licking their lips over human flesh.
4:20 "your insisting on a FISTING!"
4:18 I mean that rifle is pretty well-angled towards your face, and I think pulling a trigger is faster than winding up a punch with that power fist you got there
that last one is just great, hahaha
I got Rule 34 vibes from that one.
@@Moving_Target65 Yes, Drunk Remembrancer does that too
4:20 _Thats a lot of shit from someone within melee range_
Was the kriegs man humming i am a dwarf?
A simpler time it was back then
*squat
@@rockytom5889 Squat for the Emperor, komrade!
0:52
Ironically, A Grey Knight wouldn't give a shit about the Eldar since they're laser focused on Chaos and Chaos-adjacent forces, in fact, they get along great.
2:17 close your eyes for best experience.
You know, cat-like beings would be good guard material. Commissars might have to focus less on hitting them for cowardice and more on telling them to stop playing and kill the enemy.
Who would not partake in glorious melee combat. Range is cowardly
Don't let real military hear that
I approve of this message.
Who would not? Those who prefer victory to defeat.
But if you want to needlessly charge over open ground and act as a tactically inept target practice, be my guest.
:-D
@@arandomcrusader6707
Ah, good sir knight. Hast thou not heard of the Battle of Agincourt?
I approve of this message
I just love the Pepe the frog tattoo on the one girl's arm 😂
I feel i should point out, the Tau did beat the imperium back.
i think they should just beat us off... Planet of course! off planet, yeah...
@@Pessimistic-Python *Insert the rock eyebrow raise meme*
Actually warning here-
If you are discussing the Damocles Crusade, The Imperium made a withdrawal due to the fact that a Tyranid hive fleet was spotted, which was a considered a greater threat to the Imperium than the caste based xenos.
@@greatold1 still counts as a lose against the Tau, due to poor planning and bad tactics.
@@samuelfawell9159 agreed i guess,but let's be real: i love the anime xenos as much as the next guy, maybe more, but the reason T'au are still a thing is because they're not considered among the priorities for the Imperium.( and probably some clever behind the scenes manipulation from the Ethereal class). The moment the Imperium goes full "War for Armageddon" on them, they don't stand a chance. The sheer amount of forces the Imperium can muster will drown them. They will fight and win many battles, but ultimately lose the war.
That last one will always be my favorite
3:57 welp screw the empire all hail slaanesh and tau i know what i'm doing today
4:05 Black templars be like: "You asked for it."
4:10 What? I can't hear you over my Bayonet Charge!
God, as soon as I saw a Salamander cooking a French dish I’d knew it’d be Crème Brûlée
I've said it before but ...Drunk really has a thing for that crazy eyed look.
Lords of The Locker Room dub was not what I expected but I defiantly needed that
2:52 Oh joy, the Stygians have found another Tomb World.
3:43 Technically, the term for Non-Heretical Human variants is: Abhuman
Being bad at melee in a universe where everyone else is either competent if not outright superb at it is a bad life choice.
"Good luck getting into range"
That my friends, is what drop pods and meat shields are for
@@rory8182 you know that you can just shoot drop pods, right?
@@SetuwoKecik just have enough of them
@@rory8182 or, hear me out...
Sly Marbo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2:35 that’s straight up hilarious. aDICKtus ASStartes.
I just got a cool idea from this to make a culinary fueled guardsmen group that travels the universe in search for new flavors and recipes from friendly worlds to not so friendly worlds trying and cataloging everything they find. Yes they do have a high death rate for being poisoned or killed but their hunger is bigger than their fears. Just imagine you are some random unnamed xeno and army shows up to try and get a piece of you in the name of the emperor.
4:22 me:h-hi mommy
4:02
every faction ever
This felinid voice actor does the Imperium proud!
the spaxe marines wrestling literally have a tincan over their heads lmao
In the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium, there is only ⭕️GACHIMUCHI⭕️
Tau player here, I agree with this meme we need more melee options.
i'm still waiting for that Lotara Sarrin picture remembrancer!
the world need more abs
4:20 tea kettle noises
Slaanesh has corrupted your mind sister I have no choice but to put you down FOR THE EMPORER!!!! *Heavy flamer intensifies*
This was amazing ✨
The only things i understand about Warhammer go as follows
-Tau are shit at melee
-never fuck with a guardsman, they're fucking idiots but are very stubborn
-Space Marines are a terrifying force if they're in Melee
-orks are fucking hilariously powerful if they work together
Edit: oh yeah forgot to mention
-Necrons are just "fuck you space skeletons with way too much laser technology"
Melee?? MELEE is how BABIES ARE MADE!!! 😳
With the last one, as I like to say: Talk shit get crit.
Tau: You'll never get close enough for melee.
The Raven Guard behind her: *Sneaky crow lack of noise*
Nice this put a smile on my face
3:48 La chancla, the most dangerous weapon ever to be made by Mexico
Uh oh oh no fish lady is going to have a bad time ... Or a good time depending
0:37 it looks like he's saying "You're Clone"
4:24 That is the face that says
“This is terrifying… but also really HOT!”
the first comics was great.
French recipes survives to the 41k millenial ?
I'm so proud of my people. 😂😭🤣
VIVE LA FRANCE ! VIVE L'EMPEREUR !
4:10 **Grins and Primes Bolter-Axe.** Let's put that to the Test, _Xeno._
"Good luck getting in range for that."
Me and Da Boyz about to use Da Jump with a SpeedWAAAGH army: *krumpin intensifies*
lol the creepy sister of battle preving out to the fanfic was great.
Y’know, the grey knight would’ve completely left the Eldar alone. That would be the deathwatch
this entire compilation needs to be shown to grimdank
Considering how powerful the Tau are in the tabletop game right now, yeah, what she said is correct. You are definitely not getting within two miles of them
Necrons
@@Darqshadow necrons are terrible right now
Overwhelmed them with nothing but bodys
Eh, just go artillery and air force on them.
And that is why you never talk trash about the death korps of krieg's favorite form of combat. You get cut up with a chain sword. Or a shovel if it really is the Kriegers.
Many outsmart gun...
But none can outsmart this rock i found!
Krieger and Space Marine: Ohhhhhhh Really, that is true but you are talking mad shit for someone in shovel and chainsword range
Christ bless you, that last one feels extremely correct
Krieg dig
Krieg see
Krieg smack with shovel
Krieg happy
4:15 it was at this point that she knew... SHE FUCKED UP.
even muscular tau female attacking a guardsman is like a bodybuilder throwing hands at at silverback gorilla
Kitten: Tau!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Readys Halberd*
-wait what was the 18th legion's name again?
-*sees flame*...nevermind
also the imperial slipper made me giggle
i mean the sister is only slightly off. space marines dont practice with there armor on ussualy
captain lokan and captain lucius once crossed blades in a training cage.
i am pretty sure they din no wear much since blood was drawn
(source horus hersey book, false gods)
You mocking Melee, I bumped defense, health, and health regain on kill that I am almost a demigod
I liked how he was humming diggy diggy hole.
The last one was wholesome
"soulless yawn"
Bro, same
That’s why you focus in both melee and ranged, sure they are inferior at ranged combat but wait till their armor pays off
that tea kettle whine, I need a sauce right now.
odd for the Grey Knight to be bullying a Space Marine and an Eldar, usually they're pretty chill around anything that isn't exploding with tentacles. And even then those tentacles are fine as long as they aren't demonic
Oh dios... Si... 😺
3:51 the Felenid troops! But where’s their legendary General the Bog Flopp?
4:20 I've seen enough porn to know where this is going.
4:17 The T'au are too young for this galaxy. But i feel she will join the Farsight after this
Uuuurm akshually the Grey Knights have the best relationship with the Aeladari out of any Space Marines chapter due to the Creaftworlders relentless opposition to chaos and in turn the Aeldari feel indebted to the Grey Knights for saving a bunch of soul stones from Slaanesh daemons once, so it wouldn’t happen like that.
I sure didn't see any Tyberos of the Red Wake. Nope, not me!