When Stephen said it, I didn't know what he meant. But when he started acting it out, whoa, huge flashbacks. Yup, in Canada decades ago, we had Backwards Chair Youth Pastor.
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@@abi7183 Yeah right... as if Rishi's sudden attractiveness with middle/lower class women, has nothing to do with the fact that they just found out the man can actually piss pure gold. The guy's probably just another spoiled rich, upper class british brat. Color of skin, does not make him an Indian/Asian/etc... doubt he has the balls to even visit India, without an oxygen tank.
When you can become PM a couple days before the queen dies, u-turn on every step of your plans one by one, and then tank the pound sterling all within 45 days, that's a name worth knowing, if only to avoid that person in the future. 🤦♀️
This is one of the best monologues in a long time! I had to watch it twice to catch all the comedy gold emanating from Stephen's mouth! Absolutely brilliant writing and execution. Speaking of execution, Stephen's upper-class British boor was spot on. I almost died laughing when he just casually threw in the bit about shooting peasants with crossbows. Scary because that really is the attitude of the rich towards the non-rich... of the bunker-builders towards the rest of humanity... yikes! But somehow Stephen manages to make us laugh about the horrors of our time. Keep it coming, Stephen! And don't lock us out of your bunker when the day comes. ;-)
When you realise that Stephen did not actually have a chair with him but held the pose and character all the way through. Damn that's some good miming.
I wasn’t wearing my glasses and totally thought there was a chair there until he just stood up at the end. Had to go back and rewatch to appreciate it fully haha
As a west coast Canadian, not Jewish, so did I. Why not - every other candidate trots out their culture of guns, church, and reproduction. Nice to see a little celebration of Jewish culture, even just a smidge of it, in the world.
I literally just texted my dad. I said 'this monologue from Colbert is fucking hilarious. you need to hear some of this. The calling of the lawyer on the phone just to listen to a guitar solo had me dying!
Obama's ACTUAL get out the vote effort is actually an entire Netflix show called The G Word. Its an awesome show that shows the good and bad things government can and does do and also some things that ONLY the government can do because the job is too big for the private sector. It is also kind of a recruitment effort since it shows many difficult government jobs in places like the FDA, NOAA, SEC, and DARPA.
Not only is it too big for the private sector its too important. The whole point of the Private Sector is to maximize profits by any means. Imagine cutting corners with the NOAA or SEC.
Yeah, govt. entities like NOAA and NODC has had a hard time with recruiting newer blood mainly because the past administrations that have been republican had put a freeze on the hiring process, which did kept my late father working as the head data-wrangler oceanographic info (and accessable to the general public) nearly 30 years, but he was getting sick to the back teeth of Mango Mussolini's massive BS dump that he retired in 2018-2019. IDK what the current status is with NOAA/NODC, but it'd be WONDERFUL if they can hire a new workforce to carry on some of my father's contributions.
'anything could get me, a stiff wind, a particularly spicy chili' LMFAO. HOLY SHIT, I almost missed the Pete Davidson new Adidas 10 inch shoe joke. HOLY SMOKES!
Yeah, I didn't get it, either. I can only guess it's the obvious - not a shoe but a penis. Probably bigger than Kanye's. No wonder he's gone off all half-cocked.
Informed crowd! Four blocks away from there, in Times’ Square, Americans can’t tell if Alaska is part of the USA or who’s the first US president. Seeing Stephen being burned for the first time ever is pure gold!!
I think Stephen is generally more negative about the UK than his audience. He often takes the piss out of British culture which isn't warranted. He does so with US culture as well, of course, so maybe he feels it's also self deprecating where the UK is concerned too.
@@elisabethvalade9866 Depends what you mean by "smart decisions"; he'll likely stabilise the markets (though Truss managed to do that at least a little just by resigning so it's not exactly saying much), but as far as anything else is concerned, like actually making life better for the people of the UK in any meaningful way...I wouldn't bet on it. Sunak publicly admitted not long ago that he had intentions of essentially channelling funds from the poorest areas of the UK right into the pockets of him and all his rich Tory buddies and personally I doubt those plans have gone away. The choices for his cabinet don't exactly bode well either.
but isn't Andrew... Windsor? I mean, I could be wrong, but I thought after watching The Crown many would at least be up on that one... I think we can take Mountbatten-Windsor, but the former name would probably still pass muster.
informed, tho? these are the world leaders i can name- trudeau, macron, zelensky, truss/rishi, xi, putin, jong un. i think i'm an informed american and that's it, out of about 180? countries in the world. i don't think that's REALLY informed.
@@tylerkochman1007 -- Hey, that would be a great idea for that show! "We asked 100 people in the audience: name the last 5 British prime ministers." "Survey SAID.....!"
Not inherited, I think. He married into the lion's share of his fortune (the wife is the daughter of a billionaire). But, he has a Stanford business degree, and was a hedge fund manager.
Kanye has been saying stupid sh-- for years. Some people even called him a mind ahead if his time yet when it finally lands on the right race to insult then he is banned and ostracized. All of this would have been avoided a long time ago if people had just listened much earlier. They allowed this jerk to run for president... oh wait a minute... this is not the first time that they allow jerks who have wild thoughts to run for president. Americans are busy blaming others like old man Biden for the state of the economy and high gas prices. Truth is, that Americans are their own worst enemies, PERIOD
Stephen, your the best! You have kept me going through all the craziness of the last few years. You made me laugh when I didn't think that was possible. Thanks!! Love your show!!!
I'm a weed smoker in California, and I will say there have been a couple of times I thought the weed I bought at one of the local dispensaries was lower in THC than the label indicated. But for the most part, it's killer weed. All the weed I've bought that was listed at over 30% THC convinced me it was accurate. Head-popper herb that is WAY better than the stuff we got in the 1970's. Remember those 5 finger lids we got for ten bucks that were full of seeds and stems that had to be cleaned out using a Frisbee and a matchbook cover? Oh yeah, science has been busy since then.
Another 10/10 monologue! Also, Rishi is acc nicknamed "Dishy Sunak" not because of his looks but because after the first lockdown the government were trying to encourage people to leave their houses again and go back to restaurants. So he implemented a scheme called "Eat Out to Help Out" which gave customers 50% off to eat a meal inside a restaurant
Agreeing with you there. Gave up cable TV in 1995. Got rid of my TV in 2013. Don't miss either one. I watch Stephen (clips and what not) on my laptop computer
I dropped cable years ago. I could not afford the climbing prices. I have hot spot for wifi on my phone. Internet free and unlimited. Almost all of us are watching our rabbit ears 📺🐰🖖
I agree, I thought it was pretty cute actually! And kinda clever with the "schmo's" at the beginning...I guess people will complain that it "excludes" non-Jewish people, but I don't think so, he's just sharing some words! It's educational! lol And it IS nice to see a political add that's not full of angry white people shooting things or crazy lies about abolishing police or whatever. This one is fun, pleasant and makes a good point! 10/10 would vote for Chuck! lol
In this case it's more akin to being talked down to like you would a particularly slow child. Kids know the planet's on fire. Pretending they're only interested in tv is beyond patronizing.
Seeing Steven look towards the bandleader after he failed to make a musical noise after Steven set a mime prop off stage was everything. Am I the only one who misses those?
I was in 4th grade when Obama was elected for his first term and when he said "Those of you who are turning 18 were 3 or 4 when I was first elected" I had an existential crisis realizing how old I was
Steve… we have been friends for years, but this by far is one of the greatest monologues you have presented yet! Bravo old friend, also if anyone seriously believes me in saying him and I ARE NOT FRIENDS, just go ask Steven himself!
Haha, the crowd's "Liz Truss" in massive unison was one of the shows finest moments. I mean... does Stephen really think his crowd is full of uninformed nincompoops? That would be Jimmy Fallon's people across town at Rock Center.
@@nikobatallones Yeah, there might have been some of that. I actually rewound the vid a few times to study his facial expression when they let out that roar. He was expecting something for sure, but then expresses genuine surprise at their raucous reply.
@Rattus Grenadus bow many problems do I have? How scared am I? How alone am I? How old am I? I live in your psycho head that much? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅. Get help. Oh! And better yet….DEBUNK what I posted. I’ll wait….. I can roast you all day!
Anybody notice this? The longest serving queen in British history, as a final act, swore in the shortest serving prime minister in British history, and they were both named Liz
Yeah, Obama used to be so effortlessly cool, and now he's got this whole Steve Buscemi, "Hello, fellow children!" vibe. What the hell happened? (Twelve years happened.) Shut up.
The youth pastor bit also reminds the way the Simpsons's character Reverend Lovejoy was portrayed in the earlier seasons. There were great quotes like "It was the 70s and people were ready to feel shame again," and "C'mon and rap with me brother".
"Youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards energy" 👏🏽🤣👏🏽🤣👏🏽🤣👏🏽😂😂. That is AWESOME, speak on it Stephen!.
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Killed me lmao
That shit killed me 🤣🤣🤣
The youth pastor bit was so spot on. Rofl!!!!
When Stephen said it, I didn't know what he meant. But when he started acting it out, whoa, huge flashbacks. Yup, in Canada decades ago, we had Backwards Chair Youth Pastor.
Yup, but at least it’s not “Pokémon Go to the polls”
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3:50 Wow, that chair bit was very well done. Don’t quit the mime Colbert.
That look on Colbert's face when he realized that his audience is a well informed intelligent group. Priceless..
I agree! That look on his face was great! Actually, I was surprised too how well informed his audience was!
@@davidarmillie4226 for an american audience that is.... 😂😂
I have to believe that Obama's kids just fell to the floor laughing their butts off at the "youth pastor" bit 😂 I could see it too!
As a Brit, I've never heard anyone refer to Sunak as "Dishy Rishi"
Usually we call him "Rishi Rich"
Lol. You must not be female
@@abi7183 Yeah right... as if Rishi's sudden attractiveness with middle/lower class women, has nothing to do with the fact that they just found out the man can actually piss pure gold.
The guy's probably just another spoiled rich, upper class british brat.
Color of skin, does not make him an Indian/Asian/etc... doubt he has the balls to even visit India, without an oxygen tank.
Absolutely correct.
Am in England as well and never heard that.
Strange,people outside of GB know him as dishy,fishy Rishi.
That youth pastor bit REALLY MADE MY DAY 😂😂😂
I love how he kept character until he got off the chair. 🤣🤣
same,on point
YES! And, his "posh British" take down of Rishi! LOL!
Then again, youth pastors are a scary concept. I'd prefer an ex-president over an indoctrination-machine.
lol same
Anytime you get the audience to "oooh" like that is just pure gold 😂 The Liz Truss bit absolutely killed me though
I only remember her name because I am a fan of architecture and engineering.
When you can become PM a couple days before the queen dies, u-turn on every step of your plans one by one, and then tank the pound sterling all within 45 days, that's a name worth knowing, if only to avoid that person in the future. 🤦♀️
Obviously, the weed they were smoking didn't contain enough THC.
Best joke I think
I yelled it out along with the audience! LOL
Obama's basketball shot never gets old lol
He knows he's the "cool" president 😎
@@charityquill4965 Yeah. A cool dad too!
This is one of the best monologues in a long time! I had to watch it twice to catch all the comedy gold emanating from Stephen's mouth! Absolutely brilliant writing and execution. Speaking of execution, Stephen's upper-class British boor was spot on. I almost died laughing when he just casually threw in the bit about shooting peasants with crossbows. Scary because that really is the attitude of the rich towards the non-rich... of the bunker-builders towards the rest of humanity... yikes! But somehow Stephen manages to make us laugh about the horrors of our time. Keep it coming, Stephen! And don't lock us out of your bunker when the day comes. ;-)
When you realise that Stephen did not actually have a chair with him but held the pose and character all the way through. Damn that's some good miming.
Showing off his flexible 50+ year-old knees and hip joints.😄
I wasn’t wearing my glasses and totally thought there was a chair there until he just stood up at the end. Had to go back and rewatch to appreciate it fully haha
Second City, baby!
Right?
Makes me think “OUCH!!” and I’m YOUNGER than Colbert!
My dad, may he rest in peace, was a youth pastor. Nailed it.
My most sincere condolences...
Sure did!! God bless your dad!! Youth leaders make the world a better place💗🤗
@@lmichelle80sbaby youth pastors are pedophiles and scam artists.
May he Rest In Peace. ❤
@@kerrynicholls6683 You're sweet. I'm sure he does.
As a NYer I love Schumer’s uniquely New York ad.
"Oy Vey! That is Mashugana!" 🤣👏🙌👍👍
🤷🏻♂️”it’s a living”.
I liked it too! Made me smile
As a west coast Canadian, not Jewish, so did I. Why not - every other candidate trots out their culture of guns, church, and reproduction. Nice to see a little celebration of Jewish culture, even just a smidge of it, in the world.
@Thubten Munsel I learned some Yiddish terms! I'm so happy rn!
The youth pastor joint was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while
THIS MONOLOGUE WAS SO GOOD!!
I literally just texted my dad. I said 'this monologue from Colbert is fucking hilarious. you need to hear some of this. The calling of the lawyer on the phone just to listen to a guitar solo had me dying!
@@Jeudaos For me the best bit was "Oy Vey! That is Mashugana!" 🤣👏🙌👍👍
It sure does, made me laugh out loud multiple times
“Microwave a Croc” lol
Teaming up with Pete Davidson
🔥burn🔥
Stephen is the master of the Pastor improv! 🤣 👌
Stephen in those glasses as Biden takes me out every single time 😎😂
I can't remember which comedian has the bit, but he said Biden was the first president who could be punch-assassinated.
@@MonkeyJedi99 A 15 degree incline ramp almost took out the last guy
I love Joe & Stephen as Joe
@@mh2120 That and drinking from a glass.
It was like he was an alien in a human skin.
Kind of an Edgar-suit.
@@MonkeyJedi99 Be easier with trunt. He's not as spry as Biden.
*As a youth pastor, I approve this message*
Thank you for your ministry to the youth. God bless ❤️
You're cool with me then 😎
🤣😂🤣😎👍🙏
@@Z1nny ; Indoctrination
I approve this message and have never been a pastor.
Your impressions are pure gold Stephen, hope we get blessed with another Bernie soon:)
They shouted “Liz Truss” like they were reading the top answers on Family Fued 😂😂😂
Hahaha the Liz Truss part was gold, Jerry, gold.
Obama's ACTUAL get out the vote effort is actually an entire Netflix show called The G Word. Its an awesome show that shows the good and bad things government can and does do and also some things that ONLY the government can do because the job is too big for the private sector. It is also kind of a recruitment effort since it shows many difficult government jobs in places like the FDA, NOAA, SEC, and DARPA.
Had no idea, thanks!
Great show! Everyone should watch 💙
Not only is it too big for the private sector its too important.
The whole point of the Private Sector is to maximize profits by any means. Imagine cutting corners with the NOAA or SEC.
Lean something every day. Thank u
Yeah, govt. entities like NOAA and NODC has had a hard time with recruiting newer blood mainly because the past administrations that have been republican had put a freeze on the hiring process, which did kept my late father working as the head data-wrangler oceanographic info (and accessable to the general public) nearly 30 years, but he was getting sick to the back teeth of Mango Mussolini's massive BS dump that he retired in 2018-2019. IDK what the current status is with NOAA/NODC, but it'd be WONDERFUL if they can hire a new workforce to carry on some of my father's contributions.
This was some of the finest late night I've seen in nearly 2 years. Wow! That Liz Truss bit especially! :)
7:20 Stephen's reaction is so precious! 🤣❤🤣❤🤣❤🤣❤
'anything could get me, a stiff wind, a particularly spicy chili' LMFAO. HOLY SHIT, I almost missed the Pete Davidson new Adidas 10 inch shoe joke. HOLY SMOKES!
I didn't get it.
Yeah, I didn't get it, either. I can only guess it's the obvious - not a shoe but a penis. Probably bigger than Kanye's. No wonder he's gone off all half-cocked.
@@freya8133 it's not very coded....lol
That 10inch joke went over a lot of heads, no pun intended
Informed crowd! Four blocks away from there, in Times’ Square, Americans can’t tell if Alaska is part of the USA or who’s the first US president. Seeing Stephen being burned for the first time ever is pure gold!!
"Im gonna yeet some truths your way. No cap!" 😂😂
Why do I love that he always puts his imaginary props away?!? 🤣🤣🤣
I love, love, love Shumer's ad. Thank you Stephen. Great monologue again.
"Youth pastor sitting in a chair backwards."
...absolutely ded. 👻
A giggabutload 🤣🤣🤣🤣that was great , also great crowd work when they got the PM right 🤣boy your audience was all in tonight Stephen !
When the audience surprises and impresses Colbert lmaoo
Wonderful video as always :D
I think Stephen is generally more negative about the UK than his audience. He often takes the piss out of British culture which isn't warranted.
He does so with US culture as well, of course, so maybe he feels it's also self deprecating where the UK is concerned too.
so....you don't think it was scripted?
@@JK_Clark great britain has culture?
he shouldnt be so surprised, its not like he has a right wing audience
@@VioletDeliriums Football, beer and drunken brawling. My kind of culture.
“We shoot peasants with crossbows” 😂😂😂😂
Stephen a pure joy to watch as he gets us all thru the news 📰 on a daily🙌
How hilarious!! “Youth Pastor energy” made me laugh so hard!! Loved it!
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That's what we need.. one more obscenely rich world leader.
Amen, hear hear...😅 cant believe i live on earth when trump and musk are poor people's heroes
Maybe, just MAYBE, he'll be SMART ENOUGH to make some SMART DECISIONS. Somebody'd better be doing it!!
@@elisabethvalade9866 Depends what you mean by "smart decisions"; he'll likely stabilise the markets (though Truss managed to do that at least a little just by resigning so it's not exactly saying much), but as far as anything else is concerned, like actually making life better for the people of the UK in any meaningful way...I wouldn't bet on it. Sunak publicly admitted not long ago that he had intentions of essentially channelling funds from the poorest areas of the UK right into the pockets of him and all his rich Tory buddies and personally I doubt those plans have gone away. The choices for his cabinet don't exactly bode well either.
@@overlydramaticpanda Oh, dear!
@@overlydramaticpanda neoliberals will be neoliberals
Thank you for this Stephen Colbert every time I get to see your monologue it puts my day in better perspective
Me too 😅 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬
That's an informed crowd. Asks them to name the PM of another country that was in office for a couple weeks and they nailed it on the spot.
but isn't Andrew... Windsor?
I mean, I could be wrong, but I thought after watching The Crown many would at least be up on that one...
I think we can take Mountbatten-Windsor, but the former name would probably still pass muster.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 he is yes...
informed, tho?
these are the world leaders i can name- trudeau, macron, zelensky, truss/rishi, xi, putin, jong un.
i think i'm an informed american and that's it, out of about 180? countries in the world.
i don't think that's REALLY informed.
I think the connection with QEII made people remember it.
She does have a nickname though. The Iceberg lady or Iceberg Liz.
You are not crazy.
Wish you we're running for president Mr. Colbert 💪
Colberts reaction to getting schooled by the audience was awesome.
Stephen, you are the KING of late night! lol Monologue on a hunnit! and LMAO at the audience knowing Lizz Truss
The most enthusiastically any crowd has or will ever utter the name “Liz Truss”
To be fair, probably never happened before.
They shouted “Liz Truss” like they were reading the top answers on Family Fued 😂😂😂
The energy of someone who just remembered the correct answer at the last second on a quiz show
I love how Colbert’s audience proved how much they kept up on international news. Colbert was surprised they knew Liz Truss’ name
Let's ask them again in 6 months after our 6th new monthly prime minister resigns!
Maybe most of the audience were not locals
They shouted “Liz Truss” like they were reading the top answers on Family Fued 😂😂😂
@@tylerkochman1007 -- Hey, that would be a great idea for that show! "We asked 100 people in the audience: name the last 5 British prime ministers." "Survey SAID.....!"
Yes, but do they know who Corn Pop is?
Never fails to impress when wealth inheritors try to act like they understand the rest of the normal world.
Not inherited, I think. He married into the lion's share of his fortune (the wife is the daughter of a billionaire). But, he has a Stanford business degree, and was a hedge fund manager.
@@kenc2257 he also grew up poor/ not rich - got a lucky scholarship to one of the best schools in England
@@Theonevidz He didn't grow up poor, he grew up middle class, both his parents were worth a few million.
@@krashd one was a GP and one was a pharmacist.
Not millionaire’s
Lower taxes and weak anti-trust laws..
That's how you build an aristocracy!
Soon the USA won't have to outsource its royal watching... :D
My God...this is one of his funniest opening comedy routines.
Mental health is a serious issue, but when you say stuff that endangers a whole lotta folks, it's Adi-dios, Ye!
🤣👍🏽👏
@laalaa99stl damn straight 💯
@@Gizm0_9 I suppose it takes a nuance in how and where are having an actual debate, or if just spreading hate.
Kanye has been saying stupid sh-- for years. Some people even called him a mind ahead if his time yet when it finally lands on the right race to insult then he is banned and ostracized. All of this would have been avoided a long time ago if people had just listened much earlier. They allowed this jerk to run for president... oh wait a minute... this is not the first time that they allow jerks who have wild thoughts to run for president. Americans are busy blaming others like old man Biden for the state of the economy and high gas prices. Truth is, that Americans are their own worst enemies, PERIOD
Omg imagine if Adidas made a deal with Pete! That would be priceless!!! 😂😂😂
Lol, damn!
Love this.
Seems like Clarence prefers to obstruct justice instead of being one...
Was it that big of a surprise
He's just sticking it to liberals like he promised in partial my a**
😂
with great power comes great irresponsibly. Ego over justice and honor. 😑
That should be grounds for impeachment.
"Youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards energy." Who wrote that line? They deserve a raise! And Stephen... Stephen delivered it PERFCTLY!
“Shoot peasants with crossbow “😂
Stephen, your the best! You have kept me going through all the craziness of the last few years. You made me laugh when I didn't think that was possible. Thanks!! Love your show!!!
The genuine surprise that the audience knows Liz Truss’s name 😂😂😂
She's been all over reddit tops page last week. Of course they do
I was more surprised by how many fans of Prince Andrew were apparently in the audience.
That was my favorite moment ever!
I was surprised too
@@innocentrage1 wtf? are you 12? Most people aren't using Reddit and certainly not his audience.
If you can’t trust your weed dealer, then who can you trust? 😂
Love your humor! 🤣🤪😜🇺🇲💙
I'm a weed smoker in California, and I will say there have been a couple of times I thought the weed I bought at one of the local dispensaries was lower in THC than the label indicated. But for the most part, it's killer weed. All the weed I've bought that was listed at over 30% THC convinced me it was accurate. Head-popper herb that is WAY better than the stuff we got in the 1970's. Remember those 5 finger lids we got for ten bucks that were full of seeds and stems that had to be cleaned out using a Frisbee and a matchbook cover? Oh yeah, science has been busy since then.
Another 10/10 monologue! Also, Rishi is acc nicknamed "Dishy Sunak" not because of his looks but because after the first lockdown the government were trying to encourage people to leave their houses again and go back to restaurants. So he implemented a scheme called "Eat Out to Help Out" which gave customers 50% off to eat a meal inside a restaurant
50% off and a side of COVID to take home! Lol
"Eat Out to Help Out" eh?? .... 😏😏
Stephen is having fun and we love it!
Thank you for posting these almost in real time. Most of us don’t have cable anymore
Agreeing with you there. Gave up cable TV in 1995. Got rid of my TV in 2013. Don't miss either one. I watch Stephen (clips and what not) on my laptop computer
Cbs is available over the air with an antenna!
I dropped cable years ago. I could not afford the climbing prices. I have hot spot for wifi on my phone. Internet free and unlimited. Almost all of us are watching our rabbit ears 📺🐰🖖
You know you don't need cable to get CBS.
I like watching the monologue on UA-cam as well. I just can't stay up that late.
I love the Schumer ad, so much better than the ones that sell fear.
I loved Stephen's reply "Oy Vey! That is Mashugana!" 🤣👏🙌👍👍
the apt use of schmo was highly enjoyable.
I didn’t expect it so I had a chuckle
Those are the only ones I see, they have nothing but fear mongering! Vote 🗳! We cannot let the crazies get control!
I agree, I thought it was pretty cute actually! And kinda clever with the "schmo's" at the beginning...I guess people will complain that it "excludes" non-Jewish people, but I don't think so, he's just sharing some words! It's educational! lol And it IS nice to see a political add that's not full of angry white people shooting things or crazy lies about abolishing police or whatever. This one is fun, pleasant and makes a good point! 10/10 would vote for Chuck! lol
Youth pastor!!! I. Laughed. Out. Loud!!!
Underrated joke in a stellar monologue, "Petting Zoo tortoise so happy to see the children" had me howling.
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I feel like every time we hear Obama's voice, America gets a little younger! Also, thank you to Adidas for doing the right thing!
I for one would love to have Obama back.
@@2bunnies254 Yes I feel exactly the same way! I think 🤔 we’re on a long long long list of people who agree.
@@2bunnies254 you already got Obama back 2 years into his third term with idiot Joe as his front man how's it working for you
Big respect to Adidas 💯
In this case it's more akin to being talked down to like you would a particularly slow child. Kids know the planet's on fire. Pretending they're only interested in tv is beyond patronizing.
Wow! The audience tonight is ShhhhhARP!! Respect 🙏
Seeing Steven look towards the bandleader after he failed to make a musical noise after Steven set a mime prop off stage was everything. Am I the only one who misses those?
I catch every one ;) you are not alone
Yep. They got pretty corny pretty fast.
I imagine its harder on strings than on piano 😅
@@js2010ish Louis plays the piano and has a keyboard right there
Wow I missed that good catch! The whole band just grinning enjoying the show, not a clue.
Now every time I have communion I will think of Stephen Colbert and "partaking of 'His' body ody ody"!!!!
👏👏👏 good sitting in backwards chair impression!
I was in 4th grade when Obama was elected for his first term and when he said "Those of you who are turning 18 were 3 or 4 when I was first elected" I had an existential crisis realizing how old I was
… now I feel old because I’d been out of high school for years when he was elected
I had the same reaction 😆 5th grade for me
Buckle up, Buttercup. Have I got an existential wake up call coming for you as you see just how fast the aging bullet train gets.
you feel old, I was 60🤣
@@Nevertoleave same here😅🤣😂 try 28 years!!!
Oh my God it was so funny when he started talking about Obama……..
Youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards energy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards” energy = Barrack. Yeet.
This monologue was everything!
Stephen has such good writers .. and of course, Mr. Colbert delivers well!!!👏So love this show!💕💕💕💕💕
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Steve… we have been friends for years, but this by far is one of the greatest monologues you have presented yet! Bravo old friend, also if anyone seriously believes me in saying him and I ARE NOT FRIENDS, just go ask Steven himself!
Wow, that audience was wild! I love it!
Haha, the crowd's "Liz Truss" in massive unison was one of the shows finest moments. I mean... does Stephen really think his crowd is full of uninformed nincompoops? That would be Jimmy Fallon's people across town at Rock Center.
I say he was building the crowd up - but didn’t expect a very loud “Liz Truss”.
@@nikobatallones Yeah, there might have been some of that. I actually rewound the vid a few times to study his facial expression when they let out that roar. He was expecting something for sure, but then expresses genuine surprise at their raucous reply.
“Some of us” like both!!
You'd think he was at a trump rally.
Americans have really low standards if they think knowing Liz Truss' name is indicative of being informed. That should be a given.
that youth pastor bit though!!!!!!!😂
Chuck Schumers add was hilarious and adorable
That Pete Davidson cut wuz CLASSIC
😘 to the writer 🥰
Adidas is going to take a hit from this but it's the right thing to do
They really dragged their feet on it, though.
Not the first time they took a stand, they are still are making money.
Its better than losing more money down the road.
@@leapintothewild Okay, was that pun intended? I would have claimed that one on the spot.
@@BKT42 He sure is a boloney-aire, though! Plenty of that to spare!
My day just isn’t the same without my daily dose of Stephen. Love from South Carolina.
Somebody should do research correlating Stephen on vacation and depression.
A Hollywood pundit?
Weird.
@@thomasjohn6041 Whuuuuuut?
@Rattus Grenadus as empty as your brain?
I’ll wait for you to debunk what I posted.
@Rattus Grenadus bow many problems do I have? How scared am I? How alone am I? How old am I?
I live in your psycho head that much? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅. Get help. Oh! And better yet….DEBUNK what I posted. I’ll wait…..
I can roast you all day!
"Petting zoo tortoise 🐢 excited to see the children" 🤣🤣🤣 I hollered
Love this show !! Mr. Steve keep cranking out the great comedy.
What a great informed audience! Stephen should have trusted they'd know the last PM's name.
To be fair she was in for what a month? I feel it's understandable to think that most people wouldn't know Liz Truss by name.
Anybody notice this? The longest serving queen in British history, as a final act, swore in the shortest serving prime minister in British history, and they were both named Liz
Indeed I noticed. :) September 7, 2022 was the only full day that both the Head of State and the Head of Government were named Elizabeth.
Lost it at Stephen's description of Christ as an influencer with only 12 followers. 🤣
Yeah, Obama used to be so effortlessly cool, and now he's got this whole Steve Buscemi, "Hello, fellow children!" vibe. What the hell happened?
(Twelve years happened.)
Shut up.
I loved Chuck Yiddish lesson & want more
It's amazing how limber and flexible he is
I got my ballot. Let's put an end to this outrageous BS
Here in Arkansas we vote early I am going this Saturday.
I can't wait for when Ye fades into total obscurity in a few years time.
He's headed toward the freeway called "My pillow".
Adidas said Nay to Ye. It was Eazy to drop Yeezy. He dared them. He got what he deserved.
It was eazy to drop Yeezy, because he was too sleazy, with views that left them uneazy and slightly queazy.
@@jessragan6714 Good oneJess!!!
@@jessragan6714 Noice!
@@jessragan6714 so sleazy, queasy, and easy like a game of Parcheesi, was he…
…let thee see what he shall be. 😊
This monologue really brightened my morning.
Vote early, and often😎
As a lawyer, i would LOVE if my clients called me like that hahaha
The youth pastor bit also reminds the way the Simpsons's character Reverend Lovejoy was portrayed in the earlier seasons. There were great quotes like "It was the 70s and people were ready to feel shame again," and "C'mon and rap with me brother".
Stephen’s fans are really smart.
Yes we are 👍
Al Pacino “Ya could get killed walkin’ your doggie”
“They’re making a new 10” shoe.” 😂
No one calls him Dishy Rishi, except his mum.
Am I the only one who hears "Richi Rich" in their heads when people talk about the new PM?
Yeah, I hear that all the time! That or “Sue Poor”. 😉😂👋
Mr.Obamaaaaaa! I miss you! 🤣
This monologue WAS LIT
Prince Andrew's last name is Mountbatten-Windsor. It's customary not to use surnames for royals, but they do have them.
I could see why - that’s a very long last name!!
@@Sisteryoda1440 Both the Danish and Norweigan royal families have the surname Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg
Am Indian. We know, guess why?
The surname Mountbateen is , literally immortal in India.
@@jessicaandersson4313 and before WW1 it was shared with the British royal family.
@@marieroberts5458 No ,the previous name for the Brithish royal family was Saxe-Coburg-Gotha so it wasn't the same as the Scandinavians
Obama is still the coolest
Obama is the king of cool 😎