Do I Hate asdfmovie?

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  • @cambenji
    @cambenji 4 роки тому +569

    “PIE FLAVOR” will forever be one of the best lines in comedy

  • @4ghost26
    @4ghost26 5 років тому +3359

    Tom, the Salad Punching joke is solely responsible for my most intense laugh session ever. My fave joke by far. The anger, the screams, the absurdity just overwhelms and its awesome.

    • @reiniar
      @reiniar 4 роки тому +39

      *_Y E S_*

    • @tubb1
      @tubb1 4 роки тому +56

      Alien attack was my longest laughing session. Me and my friends watched the video over and over, laughing, for about 15 minutes

    • @Sqwivig
      @Sqwivig 4 роки тому +36

      @@tubb1 Throoowww the CHEEEESE!!!

    • @VeraEdelman
      @VeraEdelman 4 роки тому +9

      I love it too 😂

    • @obsidiankrystal3308
      @obsidiankrystal3308 4 роки тому +8

      My favorite too it's my kinda humor

  • @salmjak
    @salmjak 5 років тому +2206

    "Please dont credit me, I dont want to be associated with your work"
    That killed me.

  • @LordOSalt
    @LordOSalt 5 років тому +950

    It’s all fun and games until you encounter the kids who speak in asdf movie quotes

    • @JJPMaster
      @JJPMaster 5 років тому +114

      I am a stegosaurus who likes trains and wants to die die die because I have brain damage. Hello, mine turtle! **dies** Yay!

    • @sheop874
      @sheop874 5 років тому +68

      @@JJPMaster I fear you

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 5 років тому +11

      @Tristan Energy Whoa I don't know why but you seem like a really cool and epic person.

    • @TansyCat
      @TansyCat 4 роки тому +9

      My mouth tastes of teeth hmm

    • @asteriskJohn
      @asteriskJohn 4 роки тому

      Oh god...

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony 6 років тому +764

    I also loved What's That Behind your Ear?
    It's a Hearing Aid.
    WHAT?
    That was really funny and would fit within a party trick.

    • @yeahyeah4914
      @yeahyeah4914 5 років тому +4

      Congrats it was put in asdf

    • @iiBus
      @iiBus 5 років тому +7

      @@yeahyeah4914 no this was him saying he liked the joke from asdf

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 5 років тому +1

      Yeh

    • @tabbjahns4690
      @tabbjahns4690 5 років тому

      WHAT

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 5 років тому

      That was my favorite joke

  • @LilDeuceDeuce
    @LilDeuceDeuce 6 років тому +1184

    I really enjoyed this...for some reason asdf3 is still my favourite, and I can’t tell if that’s just because I saw that one first so it made the strongest first impression on me

    • @ZaneZephyr
      @ZaneZephyr 6 років тому +5

      It's the same exact thing for me too!

    • @itsmetarik
      @itsmetarik 6 років тому +2

      When are you gonna upload again?

    • @coolguyx14
      @coolguyx14 6 років тому +9

      My favorite song from asdf movie is beep beep I'm a sheep. It's catchy

    • @cybertoad1012
      @cybertoad1012 6 років тому +3

      Holy shit it’s you

    • @n0anime342
      @n0anime342 6 років тому

      Same, you where the one who actually who turned me on to it

  • @Kirby950
    @Kirby950 6 років тому +277

    6:15 “Screw gravity doesn’t land” just like the guy who floated away

  • @sabertag6992
    @sabertag6992 5 років тому +3901

    "I'm proud of 19-year-old me for making a gay joke that wasn't homophobic."

    • @nutpeg6915
      @nutpeg6915 4 роки тому +205

      When you were so bad back then that you are thankful that for once your 19 year old doesnt do a bad

    • @tavicotavio
      @tavicotavio 4 роки тому +107

      2009 was one hell of a cursed year

    • @katherinewilson1444
      @katherinewilson1444 4 роки тому +60

      @@tavicotavio more cursed than 2020?

    • @catb3175
      @catb3175 4 роки тому +69

      @@katherinewilson1444 Internet wise kinda

    • @dannystavs2003
      @dannystavs2003 4 роки тому +3

      Surprising, am I right?

  • @the_real_lego_commander_co6685
    @the_real_lego_commander_co6685 5 років тому +815

    “Hey wouldn’t it be funny if I got hit by a train?”

    • @soupisedgy9385
      @soupisedgy9385 5 років тому +6

      yeah i honestly got scared when tom said that-

    • @T_S_M_G
      @T_S_M_G 5 років тому +2

      SoupIsEdgy +suisidal

    • @litaviee
      @litaviee 4 роки тому +4

      Comedy gold

    • @giggity6942
      @giggity6942 4 роки тому +4

      "I like trains"

    • @dexterlim5136
      @dexterlim5136 4 роки тому +3

      *FYOOOOOOOOOOOOM.*
      How ironic I got hit by a train!

  • @TommyBKWL
    @TommyBKWL 6 років тому +131

    6:17 Lmao Was That Intended?
    "Screw Gravity Just Doesn't Land"

  • @bastionunitb7388
    @bastionunitb7388 6 років тому +571

    I always wanted Desmond the moon bear to be standing on the moon while the little girl that got punted to the moon flys by

    • @marksoliman5899
      @marksoliman5899 6 років тому +21

      I thought desmond was the bear who ate the girl who was drawing a bear and then the girl, now inside the bear's stomach says "I wanna go to the moon!" and then gets kicked to the moon, propelling Desmond with her

    • @bastionunitb7388
      @bastionunitb7388 6 років тому +5

      Catto Birdi woah that's deep

    • @ZGURemixer
      @ZGURemixer 6 років тому +1

      Go watch ASDFmovie YTPS

    • @valk912
      @valk912 6 років тому +5

      But better, I always want do the flop guy to go go into space and just make him say EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP and then Desmond the moon bear falls with a whistle down to earth hit the pony with the girl that got punched to the moon riding the pony and then Desmond falls on the two and then they land on a mine turtle and pretty much rip the earth

    • @awesomediamonds7592
      @awesomediamonds7592 6 років тому +2

      Vlad Abramov please no.

  • @tnturnip
    @tnturnip 4 роки тому +1658

    "I feel like I could comedically evolve."
    Also Tom's asdf movie 11:
    *B U T T*

  • @StarKnight54
    @StarKnight54 5 років тому +255

    Why did i forget it was sandwich.
    I thought it was "Who parked their car on my car?"

    • @Sampler-YTP
      @Sampler-YTP 4 роки тому +21

      I take it you only watched ultrasdf for the longest time.

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 4 роки тому +13

      I’ve always had it stuck in my head as “Who parked their car on my bagel?” And I DON’T understand why.

    • @beepyboro
      @beepyboro 3 роки тому +1

      Now i will animate that.

    • @mewtwo8035
      @mewtwo8035 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 роки тому +1

      IT’S YOU
      (Hey, youu)

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 років тому +9849

    2007 was a much simpler time

    • @bramsou1311
      @bramsou1311 6 років тому +120

      StickMaster500 STOP BEING EVERYWHERE

    • @SaranshV
      @SaranshV 6 років тому +54

      StickMaster500 I remember you from NISLT's channel

    • @alec6117
      @alec6117 6 років тому +50

      dude,i see you evreywhere,ARE YOU STALKING ME 24/7,OH GOD,HELP ME,CALL 911 HES AT MY WINDOW,PLEASE STOP BEING AT MY WINDOW,OH GOD JESU-

    • @falfires
      @falfires 6 років тому +41

      Back when Tom had a slim enough face to put on a logo...

    • @GammaDelta7
      @GammaDelta7 6 років тому +38

      Technically, any era of the past is simpler than the following. That is because we all evolve, we all change, and our expectations grow along the way. That's why some jokes feel like they aged terribly, even though it's all subjective.

  • @AnimatedZorox
    @AnimatedZorox 6 років тому +3298

    so if I got this right
    Tom repeatedly have a mother tell her young child that they should say "they wanna die"... thats neat
    XD

  • @arobi.5016
    @arobi.5016 4 роки тому +475

    My favorite joke is:
    “Oh no, a gun man!”
    “Hoh hoh ho, I’m gonna *stab* ya”

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 3 роки тому +3

      *i like trains*

    • @kormagogthedestroyer
      @kormagogthedestroyer 3 роки тому +1

      @@conic2721 NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    • @berzec
      @berzec 3 роки тому +3

      @@conic2721 what if someone finds out saying I hate trains protects them

    • @raxid09
      @raxid09 3 роки тому

      @@berzec i hate trains

    • @raxid09
      @raxid09 3 роки тому

      @@berzec but i like planes

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo 6 років тому +77

    pie flavored pie is still my favorite gag after all this time, just so needlessly extreme and action-packed. action that's packed into a single slow-mo reveal

  • @VTAnimation
    @VTAnimation 6 років тому +519

    I still get a laugh out of the OG asdfmovie, inspired the HELL out of me to make UA-cam cartoons. And it only got better and better.

  • @tenthant
    @tenthant 6 років тому +482

    TomSka: _ isn't funny
    Me: laughing

    • @oivatank
      @oivatank 6 років тому +2

      Yeh

    • @liamsss
      @liamsss 6 років тому +1

      Ehhh he's not rly funny tbh he sorted died after a while

    • @beeftacho
      @beeftacho 6 років тому +2

      Fat Tracer I agree, he kinda died, but hes still funny.

    • @bigmanj4929
      @bigmanj4929 6 років тому

      sAmE

    • @topaz6995
      @topaz6995 5 років тому

      Me to bro me to.

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 4 роки тому +115

    Honestly after so many years hearing “screw gravity”, “f*ck gravity” just doesn’t land at all to me

  • @marfoo2439
    @marfoo2439 6 років тому +164

    Does anybody remember?
    Oh! A butterlfy!
    She's mine now John

  • @Mousy677
    @Mousy677 6 років тому +1192

    the punching your salad joke doesn't have a
    PUNCHLINE

    • @viktorexists6948
      @viktorexists6948 6 років тому +20

      Ollie Embourne Eyyyyyyy👉👉

    • @jessemcnett4314
      @jessemcnett4314 6 років тому +11

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @tinx713
      @tinx713 6 років тому +23

      Wow, this pun is actually funnier than the joke itself

    • @paradox_lolz4317
      @paradox_lolz4317 6 років тому +4

      Ollie Embourne aaaayyyyyyy

    • @710booga
      @710booga 6 років тому +2

      HA GET IT😂😂

  • @NayvieNoir
    @NayvieNoir 6 років тому +882

    From one writer to another: many of your jokes may seem predictable or lame to you because you wrote them and you’ve been seeing them over and over before the release. An audience member who is seeing it for the first time won’t have that bias and will just enjoy it for what it is.

    • @OldJazzysquaz
      @OldJazzysquaz 6 років тому +53

      "Food always tastes better when someone else makes it"

    • @schippai3308
      @schippai3308 6 років тому +15

      Pix, opinion not fact.

    • @wellfindheavenineachother
      @wellfindheavenineachother 6 років тому +12

      I'm a piano player and the same thing happens to me when I write a song, play it a couple of times and than hate it.

    • @kojixito
      @kojixito 6 років тому +13

      Very true your always your greatest critic spotting flaws no one else would ever notice and hating what you make but others would love.

    • @sonicmeerkat
      @sonicmeerkat 6 років тому +6

      i see my acting as painfully mediocre and editing as scitsafrenic yet all i ever get is praise unless i outright fail at something.

  • @JoanDarden
    @JoanDarden 5 років тому +2099

    “I believe my friend Dan wrote that joke”
    So this was before you turned him into a chair.
    H A M

    • @Sampler-YTP
      @Sampler-YTP 4 роки тому +10

      what...?

    • @kosakukawajiri16
      @kosakukawajiri16 4 роки тому +53

      Samsonator He’s referencing a skit Tom Ska has made with Daniel Howell. U should watch it because it’s really funny

    • @Sampler-YTP
      @Sampler-YTP 4 роки тому +8

      Jack Marston I see. What’s it called?

    • @kosakukawajiri16
      @kosakukawajiri16 4 роки тому +17

      Samsonator Rejects

    • @barryscott_1070
      @barryscott_1070 4 роки тому +30

      Barber Shop quartet Dan
      Ow ow ow owwww

  • @probablynotleo4340
    @probablynotleo4340 6 років тому +80

    Tom, your 2007 randomness is an important part of my childhood, and I'm sure lots of other's in the comment section.

  • @Creepaminer
    @Creepaminer 6 років тому +131

    I DIDNT KNOW VSAUSE VOICED THE CARROT JOKE, WHAAAATTT I learned so much about asdfmovie in this video

  • @ZachX888
    @ZachX888 6 років тому +142

    6:18 "Screw gravity just doesn't LAND."
    Good one Tom.

  • @PickIeMike
    @PickIeMike 4 роки тому +134

    The way he says, *"WhO pArKeD tHeIr CaR.. ON MY SANDWICH?!!"*
    Gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @soledadmedina1651
    @soledadmedina1651 5 років тому +262

    “i LiKe TrAiNs”
    Yeah, so that was my favorite-
    *train comes and runs me over*

  • @thecapybara3590
    @thecapybara3590 5 років тому +240

    My favourite joke:
    "Oh"

    • @a.midnight
      @a.midnight 4 роки тому +1

      Okay theres 150 likes but no replys,
      Now there’s Officially one reply

    • @Lol-cq8km
      @Lol-cq8km 4 роки тому

      Crystal • Cookie now there’s 2

    • @piko5012
      @piko5012 4 роки тому

      Cat code 3

    • @hyperspeed7773
      @hyperspeed7773 4 роки тому

      Sleepy Deer 4

    • @Mason4Life
      @Mason4Life 4 роки тому

      Hyperspeed ! 5

  • @jokumukamikalie
    @jokumukamikalie 6 років тому +261

    I actually find "screw gravity" sort of smoother than "fuck gravity". So in a mind of one meaningless viewer, you made the better choice.
    Also, it'd be awesome if you remade those cut and "censored" jokes and published them, maybe to this account, if not to the primary. I want to see that "I wonder if my baby can fly" animated.

  • @Fan-imator
    @Fan-imator 2 роки тому +63

    I love how he actually laughs at the “but it’s Opposite Day” joke, because I quote that at least 3 times a week.

  • @normietwiceremoved
    @normietwiceremoved 6 років тому +433

    Has Tom reached the pinnacle of self awareness?! Has Tom become sentient?!

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 6 років тому +16

      normie twice removed
      Of course not, everyone knows that Tom is just a computer program.

    • @daxterquiny
      @daxterquiny 6 років тому

      +

    • @jamierose3153
      @jamierose3153 6 років тому +21

      I read it as "Has Tom reached the pineapple of self awarness?!"

    • @DeadBaron
      @DeadBaron 6 років тому

      normie twice removed (Terminator theme starts playing)

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 6 років тому

      Well he knows almost everything

  • @Harrison_J_T
    @Harrison_J_T 6 років тому +398

    I did a placement in a hotel in Lanzarote in 2013. The pay was crap so I signed up to the hotel's babysitting service for extra money because that paid €15 an hour. The first child I babysat was 12 and told me about asdf movie (or A S D F movie as he called it) and sang me the entire I Like Trains song. As someone who had heard of but never watched any of asdf movie it was a pretty bizarre experience.

    • @cg19
      @cg19 6 років тому +6

      what an amazing child you babysat

    • @whez777
      @whez777 6 років тому +2

      computerguy19 Wow some people send 12 year old children to be babtsitted? That's like feeding 6 year old child feeding breast milk

    • @Harrison_J_T
      @Harrison_J_T 6 років тому +5

      Bonk Well first of all he was in a hotel in a foreign country so It's not the same as being left at home really.
      But also he he had a little sister, she was just asleep at this point.

    • @whez777
      @whez777 6 років тому

      HarrietTwelveThree Oh ok

    • @blablamanpivot
      @blablamanpivot 6 років тому

      I say A S D F Movie too
      But I think that’s because in French, saying Asdf Movie sounds like saying Bgrfjk
      It sounds better in english

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 5 років тому +1129

    "I'm not suicidal"
    "hEY wOuLDn'T iT Be FuNnY iF I GoT hIT bY a TrAIn"

  • @swood5505
    @swood5505 5 років тому +66

    The "I'm punching your salad" joke is probably one of my favorites and i don't know why

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 4 роки тому +4

      Same, its literally just, a random man punching someone else's salad

    • @queendiscombra
      @queendiscombra 3 роки тому +1

      It's the scream

  • @Asterluna
    @Asterluna 6 років тому +472

    6:19 this just in: gravity joke doesn't land

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 років тому +2590

    Man, this brings me back! My friends and I in high school would memorize the entire videos and just make the jokes at eachother all the time!
    Speaking of which, why do you hate the "I am punching your salad" joke? That was one of our favorites to quote!
    For reference, our favorite joke of all of them was "Now son, don't touch that cactus!"

    • @fluffydemon1
      @fluffydemon1 6 років тому +26

      I like that joke too

    • @Moeturr
      @Moeturr 6 років тому +140

      If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *drops the fucking baby*

    • @alikoneko
      @alikoneko 6 років тому +58

      Fun fact: it was originally gonna be I am punching your son, but due to self censorship he edited it to salad

    • @GGanon
      @GGanon 6 років тому +12

      I used to download all of the asdf movies and keep em offline on my phone. Me and my friends would secretly watch it in class under the desk when the professor wasn't looking.

    • @leamsy_fanboy136boy5
      @leamsy_fanboy136boy5 6 років тому +2

      atleast u appriciate hes work

  • @Blayk133
    @Blayk133 6 років тому +119

    Omfg please tell me I'm not the only one who never realised it was vsauce doing the carrots line 😂😂😂 wtaf

    • @bluecloud4652
      @bluecloud4652 6 років тому +3

      Definitely not

    • @VelvetThunder99
      @VelvetThunder99 6 років тому +1

      his voice sounds so different in this! i've been following them for years and i just realized it is him!

    • @jonathanfunvideos3090
      @jonathanfunvideos3090 6 років тому

      Jay Blayk I didn't know up until you said so

  • @honk8434
    @honk8434 4 роки тому +156

    My favorite joke in the entire series is
    “Hey man nice hat”
    “Thanks!”
    “I was being sarcastic”
    “Well I stole your face!”

  • @mariam19554
    @mariam19554 6 років тому +3333

    ASDF 11 is gonna be 0.03 seconds long and you have to astral project your consciousness 7 times into your neighbour's dreams to get trough the 72 layers of irony to understand the jokes

    • @hydra5998
      @hydra5998 6 років тому +57

      *InFuckingseption*

    • @TheStanishStudios
      @TheStanishStudios 6 років тому +86

      Finally, a reason to use the slowest speed on playback

    • @asadmansha3935
      @asadmansha3935 6 років тому +16

      Which will all lead back to Tom and his depression.

    • @bgranz99
      @bgranz99 6 років тому +17

      The art of layering in this comment is astounding

    • @wattlebby
      @wattlebby 6 років тому +11

      8:05

  • @Captain_Crusty
    @Captain_Crusty 6 років тому +153

    3:12 I have to agree. 'Pie flavour' is possibly the most timelessly funny.

    • @toutac
      @toutac 6 років тому +1

      1st reply idk

  • @mikaekae4463
    @mikaekae4463 6 років тому +427

    “Screw Gravity just doesn’t land” lol

    • @diegolucano3354
      @diegolucano3354 5 років тому +6

      Mikaekae Ahhh I get it. He doesn’t land because he screwed gravity, right? I think?

  • @exotrrc1636
    @exotrrc1636 5 років тому +540

    "Haha! He's fat and suicidal, I wonder where that..."
    "Mmh....."

  • @nicoreii
    @nicoreii 5 років тому +629

    ma fav asdfmovie joke:
    YO BRO LOOK AT MY NEW DOG
    YEAH ITS PRETTY COOL...OHHHHH THERES NO DOG
    WOOOOO
    WAAAAA

    • @mynewaccount2361
      @mynewaccount2361 4 роки тому +2

      That's literally in the video

    • @megasauce9388
      @megasauce9388 4 роки тому +9

      Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

    • @kristiepperson8494
      @kristiepperson8494 4 роки тому +10

      I can here the words just by a small glance.

    • @Dead_Eye3160
      @Dead_Eye3160 4 роки тому +2

      My New Account
      b r u h

    • @crumbycake4158
      @crumbycake4158 4 роки тому +1

      My New Account did you read the comment?

  • @spqcestarlight1673
    @spqcestarlight1673 6 років тому +426

    I love asdfmovie except for the kids in my school who say “I aM a SteGoSauRus” all the time and “I lIkE tRaiNs”

  • @TheArchworks
    @TheArchworks 6 років тому +70

    The Delivery of "... Mother". Is still by far my favourite thing from any asdfmovie.

    • @PogieJoe
      @PogieJoe 6 років тому +2

      That makes me laugh every time.

  • @alexisw820
    @alexisw820 4 роки тому +59

    I am on the AS, and take things super literally, so the:
    “Knock knock”
    “Who’s there??”
    💥BAM💥 “T H E D O O R”
    Just...... really resonated with me. Thank u.

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Рік тому +8

      Another AS here! I think an asdf14 joke fits spectrum humor _perfectly_ :
      "WHERE'S MY WIFE??? Oh there's my wife.
      "WHERE'S MY KEYS??? Oh there's my keys."
      "OKAY I'm OFF TO WORK! (kiss wife).... Where's the DOOOOOR???"

    • @SpiderSpiderOnTheWall
      @SpiderSpiderOnTheWall Рік тому

      Uhhh. Autism supplements?

    • @haydenuwu
      @haydenuwu Рік тому

      @@SpiderSpiderOnTheWallautism spectrum

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 Рік тому

      ​@@SpiderSpiderOnTheWallhuh

  • @Frostadoodle
    @Frostadoodle 6 років тому +180

    asdf movie is gonna be 10 years old? whoa time goes quick. bye bye childhood haha

  • @kimberard2
    @kimberard2 5 років тому +756

    I loved the
    I wish people would be nice to me
    Your wish is
    STUPID
    *slaps*

    • @Larakinerd
      @Larakinerd 4 роки тому +11

      Abby The Cat Lover Such a dainty slap.

    • @dedlyocen1684
      @dedlyocen1684 4 роки тому +8

      *Stoopid

    • @visionary_void
      @visionary_void 4 роки тому +6

      STOOPED

    • @Orion3101
      @Orion3101 4 роки тому +1

      I like that one but I’ve always felt like the stupid had a weird delivery

    • @Yawnford
      @Yawnford 4 роки тому +3

      That slap was unimpressive, I seen bigger ones
      *Slap of the decade flashbacks*

  • @spudward1801
    @spudward1801 6 років тому +262

    On the 11th anniversary, make "The ASDF movie I wanted to make" where you use all the better versions of the jokes, like "Hey can my baby fly?" And the better version of "Beep beep I'm a sheep"

  • @crimsonfirecat
    @crimsonfirecat 5 років тому +304

    My standard for humor is so low because I still laugh at all the jokes... Yes, all of them

    • @asz-themoonwalker2771
      @asz-themoonwalker2771 4 роки тому +12

      If you want math joke.. You can count on me! :D
      What's the difference between math class and meth class?
      -
      Math is less addicting!

    • @fllooploop
      @fllooploop 4 роки тому +4

      ASZ - The MoonWalker you can *count* on me
      h a

    • @Andy_Hendrix_9842
      @Andy_Hendrix_9842 4 роки тому

      Ba dum tss

    • @mewtwo8035
      @mewtwo8035 2 роки тому

      Same and I don’t laugh or like new jokes.

    • @eyalm867
      @eyalm867 2 роки тому

      same

  • @Outcrow
    @Outcrow 6 років тому +96

    "You're adopted!" is definitely my favorite. It is so uncalled for but it's true! What about that close-up to pup's shocked face along with sad piano sound... my goodness do I love it.

    • @the_chroff
      @the_chroff 6 років тому +1

      i used to say that to my dog when he did something bad insted of yelling at him. he got so sad and went to bed

  • @OK-JAI
    @OK-JAI 6 років тому +380

    These videos had me rolling back then when I was little, I deadass recorded the videos on my 3ds and watched them repeatedly, plus the punching the salad joke was my favorite. Also I still remember the day asdfmovie 5 released and I watched it on the wii UA-cam channel

    • @oliverwright6215
      @oliverwright6215 6 років тому +6

      ahhh the gold old wii youtube app, the good old days

    • @quickster93
      @quickster93 6 років тому +7

      This hurts

    • @xrvenomgamer3561
      @xrvenomgamer3561 5 років тому +5

      i would like this but it has 69 likes so i cant

  • @ventoastrr66
    @ventoastrr66 6 років тому +557

    Even though the jokes are so stupid, I still laugh every single time.

  • @lenaelisabeth
    @lenaelisabeth 3 роки тому +41

    When I was in elementary school I remember everyone saying "Everybody do the flop!" And now everyone's singing the muffin song. I just want you to know how much your art influenced my childhood 😊

  • @ekkofox4242
    @ekkofox4242 6 років тому +67

    "Jimmy, take out the dog"
    "Yes, mother"
    "For a walk, Jimmy.."
    It allways gets me.

  • @lowercase_b
    @lowercase_b 6 років тому +341

    “To prove that i dont hate asdfmovie...”
    ...YES!
    “Ive decided ill go through them”
    s h i t

  • @jonnynik7626
    @jonnynik7626 5 років тому +135

    The "is this you?" - joke is probably my favourite one of the whole series, idunno why

  • @l3oficial636
    @l3oficial636 5 років тому +23

    It's ironic how those scenes were cut off since they weren't ''funny enough'', but the "Who parked their car on my sandwich?" Joke is more iconic than most of the scenes that actually made it into the final video

  • @themathnerd1730
    @themathnerd1730 6 років тому +189

    Put the "I wonder if my baby can fly," in asdfmovie 11

  • @cypher515
    @cypher515 6 років тому +327

    "I am punching your salad!" is legitimately so bad, it's good, for real. If you must accept appreciation of this joke, feel free to take it like that.

    • @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3
      @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3 6 років тому +2

      John Wozniak Go Bills!

    • @plontulublalulu
      @plontulublalulu 6 років тому +1

      John Wozniak yeah punch my salad was me and my friends' favorite one

    • @1HundoGames
      @1HundoGames 6 років тому

      I kept thinking it was "I am punching your son!" I thought it was pretty funny.

  • @sombody9507
    @sombody9507 5 років тому +47

    Is it werid that i laughed when Tom said
    “Haha he’s fat and suicidal, wonder that came fro-“
    *does something with his throat*

  • @diegolucano3354
    @diegolucano3354 4 роки тому +14

    The trumpet joke is the best one out of all of them. The way the trumpet taps out a stiff faceless boy is one of the funniest things I had ever seen.

  • @menamesbigchungus5548
    @menamesbigchungus5548 6 років тому +165

    HeY WoUlDnT It Be FuNnY iF I GoT HiT By A TrAiN....

  • @abbiemcintosh4925
    @abbiemcintosh4925 5 років тому +84

    This was filmed when they released the muffin song and now they're releasing the muffin game

  • @Wooktent
    @Wooktent 6 років тому +267

    I wanted his reaction to the Cactus Son one.

    • @sodadealer4244
      @sodadealer4244 6 років тому +28

      Dad: now son don’t touch that cactus
      Son: *touches it*
      Dad: **your dead to me**

    • @ungabunga6278
      @ungabunga6278 6 років тому +3

      I wanted to see that one as well

    • @asadmansha3935
      @asadmansha3935 6 років тому +2

      And the apples joke

    • @roach6700
      @roach6700 6 років тому +1

      Yeah

  • @coolthingsbeprcool
    @coolthingsbeprcool 5 років тому +44

    Tom: the i like trains joke
    UA-cam subtitles: *i lIKe tRAinS sTrOkE*

  • @emma-jp3oc
    @emma-jp3oc 6 років тому +315

    Tom laughing at his own jokes is a whole aesthetic

    • @Mewchu14
      @Mewchu14 6 років тому +5

      It's so pure

    • @somewhatbored2503
      @somewhatbored2503 6 років тому +1

      Calvatron Like incest. I mean family-friendly happy times.

  • @mzth8918
    @mzth8918 5 років тому +661

    1900 - there’s gonna be cars that fly
    2019 - A suicidal MUFFIN

    • @marklorem
      @marklorem 5 років тому +13

      Fairly sure that the muffin wasn't made this year

    • @hollieisonyt4459
      @hollieisonyt4459 5 років тому +5

      -Winden- you’re right

    • @xd-xrxvenge_7657
      @xd-xrxvenge_7657 5 років тому +2

      Who wants a muffin

    • @qwqmaple
      @qwqmaple 5 років тому +10

      1900 - Theres gonna be original comments!
      2019 - This

    • @Sparkanator
      @Sparkanator 5 років тому +4

      Cars didn't exist

  • @uglyrocks7411
    @uglyrocks7411 6 років тому +250

    And Then Asdfmovie 11 Had fart Jokes Had Demon Children

  • @DanTheCaptain
    @DanTheCaptain 4 роки тому +72

    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "THE DOOR!!"
    I actually use it sometimes,
    I just love how quotable everything is! It makes for endless laughter among friends who also have seen the series!

    • @pigeondance
      @pigeondance 2 роки тому +2

      same!!! i quote some of these, even translated into my native language, pretty often 😂

    • @sumthngcool4221
      @sumthngcool4221 2 роки тому

      among, AMONG!!!?!!

    • @sumthngcool4221
      @sumthngcool4221 2 роки тому

      @Ueki - Amogus

    • @cappertilge8916
      @cappertilge8916 2 роки тому

      When me and my cousins play ultimate chicken horse we always rush to get the door and when it kills someone we quote asdf

  • @snodge815
    @snodge815 6 років тому +619

    The first time I watched asdf movies was when I was 7. I remember asking my mum, ‘Hey mum, what’s a homosexual?”.
    I was banned from the computer.
    Thanks Tom.

  • @Fox-in-the-Storm
    @Fox-in-the-Storm 6 років тому +497

    Aww, you shouldn't be so critical of yourself. "Punching your salad" is one of my favorite clips of the whole series, and it's the voice acting and delivery that make it so good!

    • @matsopelle
      @matsopelle 6 років тому +16

      Yeah exactly! Now I feel kinda stupid laughing my a*s off to almost all of the asdf jokes.

    • @voxelbugged
      @voxelbugged 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, the kind of "split delivery" makes it even funnier, as there is something inbetween the punchline and the beginning, so you are kinda not expecting it.

    • @addisonmoore8041
      @addisonmoore8041 5 років тому +4

      U haz 200 likes now cuz I liked

    • @SuzanneHomemaker
      @SuzanneHomemaker 5 років тому +4

      Apparently most if not all creators when they look back on their work, all they really see are the flaws of it.

    • @UN_BOXT
      @UN_BOXT 5 років тому +2

      @@SuzanneHomemaker yeah, ever wonder what artists do with their work? STARE AT IT UNTIL THEY HATE IT

  • @amateurpicatsso6448
    @amateurpicatsso6448 5 років тому +100

    Dude, that trumpet thing is cool, I actually thought it was a trumpet and I'm in band so, yeah, that's definitely a skill

  • @swishjake1228
    @swishjake1228 5 років тому +147

    ayy you got a license for that
    you'll never take me alive
    *blerp blerp*
    R I P Trumpet Boy

    • @Tekni
      @Tekni 4 роки тому +1

      blerp blerp ?

    • @wolfiez3773
      @wolfiez3773 4 роки тому

      111 likes. Imma ruin it with a like

    • @beepyboro
      @beepyboro 3 роки тому

      @@Tekni blerp blerp
      *WE SPEAK IN TRUMPETZ*

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 6 років тому +593

    Can you imagine: "Screw gravity! *guy trips* Whoops! *falls up the stairs*"

  • @momota8067
    @momota8067 6 років тому +251

    So Markipiler DID voice David..... *OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH......*

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 6 років тому +3092

    To be honest i actually thought you were depressed
    Thank god you aren't

    • @Headlock123456789
      @Headlock123456789 6 років тому +292

      He isn’t now, but he was. I’m glad he isn’t now too. : )

    • @shadowspector3611
      @shadowspector3611 6 років тому +222

      "A fat person who is suicidal. I wonder where I thought of that . . ."

    • @Nalimias
      @Nalimias 6 років тому +127

      he is, he's just taking meds

    • @moezfoez
      @moezfoez 6 років тому +70

      Jeremy Boateng he's hard a rough path.
      But he pulled through it.

    • @lucas.pessoa
      @lucas.pessoa 6 років тому +8

      Dude hope you are ok! Since 2007 I follow these works

  • @meckma1816
    @meckma1816 5 років тому +92

    Tom: I don't have imposter syndrome anymore
    also Tom: 14:00

  • @maaiike1994
    @maaiike1994 6 років тому +159

    Okay now I'm torn between watching this or the muffin song...

    • @raihanislam912
      @raihanislam912 6 років тому +1

      Maaike Heuver I know

    • @Westwoodshadowgaming
      @Westwoodshadowgaming 6 років тому +3

      Use 2 monitors and watch them at the same time!

    • @themostneontwig9759
      @themostneontwig9759 6 років тому

      Same

    • @BloodyAngel88
      @BloodyAngel88 6 років тому +3

      Watch both AT THE SAME TIIIIIIME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 6 років тому +1

      Maaike Heuver why not both

  • @huwunter_
    @huwunter_ 6 років тому +164

    17:35
    "Haha, he's fat and suicidal, I wonder where that ca-..."
    I feel bad for Tom q^q

    • @dizzy_ddigital
      @dizzy_ddigital 6 років тому +5

      Yeah i never noticed that until he mentioned it :'/

    • @michaelql3754
      @michaelql3754 6 років тому

      Rose The White Fox let him feel this way. He needs to be punished for DISLIKING THE BANANA FIGHT JOKE!!!!

    • @margaritakouzi5630
      @margaritakouzi5630 6 років тому

      NO TOM NOOOO

  • @User-dz2zv
    @User-dz2zv 6 років тому +275

    I would love to see an episode of all the jokes that you wish were different and funnier, or just the "I wonder if my baby can fly"

    • @FearTheWeird300
      @FearTheWeird300 6 років тому +8

      The child molester joke is hilarious

    • @waxmilva5395
      @waxmilva5395 6 років тому +1

      I liked just because your right and because of your channel thumbnail

    • @user-ob6cm4ui6f
      @user-ob6cm4ui6f 6 років тому +5

      I wonder what the original “don’t think about cats” punchline was going to be.

  • @illjoy_
    @illjoy_ 5 років тому +26

    9:20 it took me years and I didn’t understand that joke until right now

  • @peathyyy
    @peathyyy 6 років тому +53

    How did I not realise the carrot guy was Vsauce

  • @ReverendTed
    @ReverendTed 6 років тому +75

    "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD" was the first joke I actually chuckled at in this video. I love the asdfmovies and there are plenty of other gags I love, but today IAPYS struck a chord.

  • @JherkinTheGherkin
    @JherkinTheGherkin 6 років тому +96

    Just name asdf movie 11 'asdf movie 10 year anniversary' and it won't be odd numbered

  • @lordtoademort8124
    @lordtoademort8124 5 років тому +17

    Format for video
    Tom Hates Joke
    Me: that was one of my favorites

  • @jakfrost25
    @jakfrost25 6 років тому +36

    The screw gravity joke doesn’t really LAND
    Because there’s no gravity.

  • @chrispratt4155
    @chrispratt4155 6 років тому +709

    THROW THE C H E E S E

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme 5 років тому +2

      Everytime the film impedance day is on!

    • @mypokemoncarddecksoyeah3221
      @mypokemoncarddecksoyeah3221 5 років тому +3

      But its oppisate day

    • @jayisajellyfish
      @jayisajellyfish 5 років тому

      I hate cheese...if you want to know why you have to check Nickelodeon UK...

    • @whalecat8049
      @whalecat8049 5 років тому +2

      What is the name of the anime on ur profile pic

    • @olafs20016
      @olafs20016 5 років тому +1

      Kaylee Rules and likes to Game I hate cheese because I call it the “Too much cheese taste” if you don’t know I made it up. It’s basically is that it’s just a getting sick of cheese thing. And it tastes horrible

  • @johnroy5169
    @johnroy5169 6 років тому +110

    Back in elementary school everyone would watch the ASDF movies and found them funny. As your humor evolved, so did ours and last year when you released an ASDF movie, people were still talking about it

  • @Fan-imator
    @Fan-imator 2 роки тому +109

    Tomska: I made a minute and a half short out of someone thinking a gun was a camera.
    Also Tomska: decides to turn one joke into 5 minute skits.
    Some Things Never Change.

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 6 років тому +230

    Maybe you reviewing asdfmovie might not prove that you don't hate the series, but it DOES prove that you're growing as a creator

  • @cameronmyers2154
    @cameronmyers2154 6 років тому +53

    WOW
    Didn't know Vsauce was a voice in asdfmovie lol.

  • @Uyuzefe
    @Uyuzefe 6 років тому +27

    Filmcow dog joke is my favorite because I just love his voice, its immeditely funny to me whatever he says

  • @qwerty3528
    @qwerty3528 4 роки тому +32

    Favorite joke:
    Have you seen mah lemons?
    I vant mah lemons

  • @piecheese1214
    @piecheese1214 6 років тому +261

    "American accents lend themselves more to non sequitur comedy better than British ones."
    (*Looks at Monty Python*)
    Are you sure, Tom?

    • @TheTobyOMG
      @TheTobyOMG 6 років тому +6

      I thought exactly the same thing

    • @JMScibra
      @JMScibra 5 років тому +14

      I'd challenge that Monty Python's British accents fit because of the medieval setting, but in a 'vacuum' setting as with asdfmovie, I think he's right.

    • @YouWarhammer
      @YouWarhammer 5 років тому +7

      @@JMScibra you know that the holy grail and life of brian are only a small part of what made up Monty python? They have 4 seasons of sketch comedy with imo some of the funniest stuff that can still be applied to todays society, and of course the movie Meaning of life.

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 5 років тому +5

      @@YouWarhammer and 'and now for something completely different'

    • @12DAMDO
      @12DAMDO 5 років тому +1

      @@JMScibra flying circus was relatively modern... for its time

  • @xtea.4014
    @xtea.4014 5 років тому +227

    "Even though letting go feels right, I can't afford to say goodbye.
    But you and I are bound together. Especially since cartoons last
    Forever"
    --- The Muffin Song

    • @turplle4965
      @turplle4965 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @jorjiiinnn
      @jorjiiinnn 5 років тому +1

      yeseddshallliveforeverimsorryformyexistence

    • @zebmie9719
      @zebmie9719 5 років тому +1

      @@jorjiiinnn you dont got a space key bro?

    • @talmeiri2479
      @talmeiri2479 5 років тому

      Strong bro

    • @freckles9350
      @freckles9350 4 роки тому

      Cuase I want to die die die we’re all gonna die die die it’s muffin time it’s muffin time cuase I want to die die die it’s muffin time cuase I want to die die die

  • @diamondkind6912
    @diamondkind6912 6 років тому +398

    Tom: _"Wouldn't be funny if I got hit by a train?"_
    Me: I think that everyday m8
    13:32 ... Why would you hate the pineapple joke? THAT IS YOUR FATHER YOUNG MAN

  • @Fan-imator
    @Fan-imator 2 роки тому +22

    “Were people’s standards just that low back then?”
    If I am correct, that was humor back then, so probably lol.