follow me on twitch biyatch! and sub to second channel as well. and while your at it why dont you drop your bank details in the comments bellow? (legal joke) and also turn out your pockets and give me the pocket money your mum gave you for school lunches NERD. thats right! *pushes you into a locker* pipsqueak!
Honestly you did these lads a service, they know exactly what rust is after a few hours of playing, now they can save themselves wasting hundreds of hours of rust in a sunk cost fallacy, or the can enjoy those hundreds of hours like the rest of us degenerates.
@@ozzythegrouch a guest code is a code that you can give to people but they can’t change the code but also if you change the code the guest code is still the same so you can still access it
@@coolmanvan I haven't laughed so hard and at the same time was in full suspense due to them maybe figuring stuff out was the best experience on this lousy website since a long time.
Please tell me you watched his other streamer troll, the (allegedly) autistic woman losing her shit at him and then tricking the streamers into thinking it was wipe at the end.... absolutely the most beautiful pieces of artistry our generation has experienced.
Easily in the top 5 Rust videos I've ever seen. You can't stage a video like that. The guy was really new, you can tell. Moments like asking 'what's a TC?' and 'what's a monument?' while being in one, and sharing their password out loud while streaming-fucking hell, it cracked me up so many times. Very nicely done, dude. First time ever watching your video, and it was a super show.
In the context of "CMV schizophrenia," CMV likely stands for Cytomegalovirus. This refers to research exploring the potential link between cytomegalovirus infection and the development or exacerbation of schizophrenia. Some studies have investigated whether infections with viruses like CMV could play a role in the onset or progression of psychiatric disorders such as schizophrenia, though this area of research is still being explored and is not fully understood.
The part when he was looking at your face through the binoculars and you looked directly at him and he had to stop using the binoculars left me crying! This is the funniest Rust video I’ve ever seen. Please stick to this exact formula and format because these new trolling videos are perfect. 1 hour of genuinely funny good hearted trolling. Watched this video 2 times now.
Even starting fresh with no game knowledge, you would still be aware something happened at the least. These dudes are just disconnected from common sense itself.@@idk-fg6hi
UA-cam wouldn't stop recommending it, but the title and thumbnail made me think it was going to be streamsniping to try and ruin another content creator's wipe. Actually clickbaited with worse content than the video ended up being
Dude... I think someone could write an actual horror story based on this. There's a decent foundation here. Mysterious man (who may or may not be corporeal) goes "My house" and just enters your home, even when it's locked. Then other weird hauntings... Like mysterious monoliths being erected outside your house. Good video man.
> They murder you in cold blood, completely unprovoked. "I wanted to get kills bro, that's just the game." > You kill them in an armed confrontation. "HE'S CHEATING REPORT HIM."
This is my favorite content on UA-cam criminally underrated channel! It takes a special mind to do this and I thank you for sacrificing your time to waste others.
legends say the strange man still lurks the forest in the dark waiting for his prey and the last thing they hear before getting brutally murdered is..."IM FRIENDLY"
@@coolmanvan I bet you get some medieval privileges with hair like that. Also I am so happy that you added JSRF music into your video. Filled me with nostalgia of my childhood
I have watched THOUSANDS of rust videos and watch hundreds of rust creators, and this is BY FAR the funniest, most original rust video I have seen in a LONG time! Great job! subbed
Dude getting a freshie with 1h palytime is once in a lifetime opportunity. Great video, dude, loved everx sec of. Freshies are so fun to watch, i died when he asked you if you are inside the tc
LMAOOOO, kills a naked then later is asking "how do i report someone" this is fucking gold lol, soon as the tables turn, IM A VICTIM IM A VICTIM. honestly though these guys where BLESSED with this experience on god you gave them not only the real rust experience but it was filled with quality memes instead of actual dog griefing, kudos sir this had me wheezing hard.
Dude the second time they dropped the code and then the wall placement and stealing the door had me in TEARS. This was probably THE best rust video I’ve seen this year
Man you are a menace in rust and by far the most entertaining. The fact they have zero awareness made this even funnier 😂 you turned rust into the backrooms for them. They will never forget this.
As the video goes on cmv starts losing his mental sanity , he went from talking fluently to maniacally laughing and grunting like a neandrithal , the rust effect
Bless their little hearts. For real though, from the first few minutes I did not expect to watch this whole thing and in one sitting at that. Good shit.
This is the 1st video iv seen of yours and it had me laughing so much dude 🤣 Relentless funny trolling And an awesome ending You probably gave that guy one of the best experiences in rust and will no doubt have him hooked on the game .. i look forward to more of these from you 💚
Absolutely one of the funniest Rust videos I've seen recently. Shit had me wheezing the whole vid, definitely earned a long time sub. Keep up the good work lmao, much love.
bro i am so glad youtube put you on my feed... your video was the best rust video I have seen for a looong long time... starting from 40:51 those are the best 30 seconds of rust content I have ever seen in my life... i was legit crying out loud... also that video reminded my first 10-20 rust hours when me and my guyz was innocent naked kids building a softside monstrosity... and a honest happy ending to wrap it up? bro you a legend... saw 1 video of your and you my new fav youtube... gg be and thnx
follow me on twitch biyatch! and sub to second channel as well. and while your at it why dont you drop your bank details in the comments bellow? (legal joke) and also turn out your pockets and give me the pocket money your mum gave you for school lunches NERD. thats right! *pushes you into a locker* pipsqueak!
Honestly you did these lads a service, they know exactly what rust is after a few hours of playing, now they can save themselves wasting hundreds of hours of rust in a sunk cost fallacy, or the can enjoy those hundreds of hours like the rest of us degenerates.
Never seen you before but this video alone you got a YT and Twitch follow. Can’t wait to see more…
No
congrats on the video mate
@@fleacircus4408Lol rust alone is a fun game. The people who play make it bad. Like the ones who stream snipe a noob trying to get into it 😂
You gave those guys the real rust experience. They’ll never forget this.
Fr lmao I remember my first wipe😂
“I’ll tell you in discord, the code is now 1278.” A man of his intelligence must not go unnoticed.
😂
dont let them know your next move ahh moment
@@madstimenes8240 ahh
@@madstimenes8240 ahh
“If you open the steel door, the house is yours”
Immediately opens door😭
How did he open that door tho? He didn’t say the code out loud lol
@@ozzythegrouchguest code
@@catotus meaning the actual code never changed?
@@ozzythegrouch a guest code is a code that you can give to people but they can’t change the code but also if you change the code the guest code is still the same so you can still access it
This is genuinely the funniest shit i've ever seen. actual masterpiece.
i have changed your life you are welcome
@@coolmanvan I haven't laughed so hard and at the same time was in full suspense due to them maybe figuring stuff out was the best experience on this lousy website since a long time.
Please tell me you watched his other streamer troll, the (allegedly) autistic woman losing her shit at him and then tricking the streamers into thinking it was wipe at the end.... absolutely the most beautiful pieces of artistry our generation has experienced.
@@dalazobro if you wanna see this but like 10x worse watch stimpee's "A betrayal most foul" rust gaslighting on another level
@@dalazosuck him off
the whistle bit was genuinely one of the funniest bits ive ever fucking seen holy shit lmfao
Thats an old dnsl bit, nice to see someone carrying the torch
@@chetkelly3099could you link the vid??
@@sneakymilkman4203 ua-cam.com/video/oINWXvwU2Z0/v-deo.htmlsi=FzKw0zh61jBxib9g
@@sneakymilkman4203 ua-cam.com/video/C3TmoXTgrI0/v-deo.htmlsi=tYhtYo3BcHXUCmXR
Does it all throughout this one too
@@sneakymilkman4203 ua-cam.com/video/dYirOC_3HSg/v-deo.html
This is honestly one of the best Rust videos ever produced. And to think it was produced by an absolute specimen - truly impressive.
It's okay it's not like soups, this guy is like the Kai cenat of rust
the 16th century german haircut goes hard
And 1800’s German glasses
17th century nobleman
Got that Martin Luther cut
Bro got the german gregorian haircut
More like the guy from shrek...
aint no way the 'My dad owns a yacht' dude plays rust 😂
Willjum lmao
ur next Willy... MY COZY HOUSE
Hes got a switch and a beam on his eoka, Your hoods not safe!!
He went to launch site, they don’t know you😂
@@ohyoufr matter of fact he is pushing P. As in powder down his double barrel. Your doors not safe!
This was like watching a horror movie from the monsters perspective
"1000 year curse on your family" is one of the most menacing lines from someone who trolls others.
For real dude for real
lowkey thought he said thousand eokas lmao
Instantly stopped feeling sorry for them the second they killed you. God punished them for their hubris.
😂
they were in for a world of hurt. they had no idea how much hes played this haha
Me too
@@coolmanvan July 17th 2:40 pm, stay vigilant
i am god
How as your first Rust experience do you ever forget this or even subvert your expectations realizing that most of rust isn't like this.
"my friend is teaching me" the friend: "he's placing charges, c4" lmao that got me hysterical
"can you remove a door?" "no he's definetly a mod"
@@linpost yeah to think this random guy who joined them knew about 100x more was even more funny
Couldnt believe he didnt know it was tc griefing, lol
A reward for this cinematic masterpiece.
absolute CINEMA
My dude needs to do movies for marvel
Nah miss us with the "Marvel" anything but them@@BestRustFarmer
The best rust video ever right here
FR🔥
holy smokes how did i miss this thank you bro
@@coolmanvan I always come back to this video. This will never be replicated.
@@coolmanvan gotta help a young entrepreneurial black man thrive
the fall onto the bed was just majestic
also please link the people you troll
@@gunilive781can’t do that bruh. it would ruin the game forever 😂
@@coolmanvancurious, in what way
@@coolmanvanlaugh was Majestic 😢
@@gunilive781 None of that wholesomeness, thank you
The wood door being unlocked the entire time was hurting my soul
Right? He could have gone deep so fast.
frfr
@@JohnFerrieryea but he’s trolling the guys new and it’s funny
Fr
@@IlIA8lTIll.no way really? I watched the video and didn’t pick that up
bro rlly said 1000 year curse on your family then haunted them for their whole wipe 💀4:02
Easily in the top 5 Rust videos I've ever seen. You can't stage a video like that. The guy was really new, you can tell. Moments like asking 'what's a TC?' and 'what's a monument?' while being in one, and sharing their password out loud while streaming-fucking hell, it cracked me up so many times. Very nicely done, dude. First time ever watching your video, and it was a super show.
Same here, I loved this video. Literally the funniest rust video I’ve seen in a long time.
how he gets scared that your eyes looked at him at 41:08 is absolutly hilarious, nice vid
man that was freaky lol.
It's like a scary movie bro like it was a haunted doll
I was absolutely dying at that bit
In the context of "CMV schizophrenia," CMV likely stands for Cytomegalovirus. This refers to research exploring the potential link between cytomegalovirus infection and the development or exacerbation of schizophrenia. Some studies have investigated whether infections with viruses like CMV could play a role in the onset or progression of psychiatric disorders such as schizophrenia, though this area of research is still being explored and is not fully understood.
Or coolmanvan
This is what rust is all about, making people go on the verge of mental insanity
😂
Ya you are right, rust is all about stream sniping and cheating.
It'sa preety eazy notta to streama dee game.@@GhostActual206
He wasn't cheating thoever @@GhostActual206
@GhostActual206 he didn't cheat tho?
the ONLY time you can troll people like this in rust now is new players. You found a gold mine and delivered.
The rest of the player base are broken souls filled with PTSD and other crippling depression
Them saying "i hear the whistle" and then hard cutting to your POV in the binocs was gold
That is the MOST HELLISH first time playing RUST ever. Poor guy. But absolutely Hilarious to watch.
I AGREE it WAS pretty funny TO see a master TROLL unleash his FURY upon HIS unsuspecting PREY
gotta respect the commitment for protecting the rust identity
The part when he was looking at your face through the binoculars and you looked directly at him and he had to stop using the binoculars left me crying! This is the funniest Rust video I’ve ever seen. Please stick to this exact formula and format because these new trolling videos are perfect. 1 hour of genuinely funny good hearted trolling. Watched this video 2 times now.
noice 👍
Actually man, please do more, do you stream? Imma be there @@coolmanvan
@@coolmanvan best ever
Bro they got fckn 0 awareness
@@brandontko4727 Missing every change in their house, the photo frames, the signs etc is 0 fucking awareness
@@brandontko4727the note furnaces everything
dog he has 1 hour in the game
Even starting fresh with no game knowledge, you would still be aware something happened at the least. These dudes are just disconnected from common sense itself.@@idk-fg6hi
@@brandontko4727 im not talking about that. THEY CANT SEE SHIT it takes few hours for them to see something are they blind or smthn
I clicked on this video expecting to watch 5mins of it but ended up watching it all lol. keep up the good work
thank you 🙏
Me too 😭 laughing the whole time
Bro same! I couldn’t stop watching after a couple min.
Fr
UA-cam wouldn't stop recommending it, but the title and thumbnail made me think it was going to be streamsniping to try and ruin another content creator's wipe. Actually clickbaited with worse content than the video ended up being
I have never in my life seen such good trolling. This is insanely good. Funniest thing ever. DON'T STOP DOING THIS
27:25 had me crying omfg, the phantom rock
Same LOL the smack and run
Your perfect American accent is the gateway to becoming the next big internet sensation
The escalation was perfect... at first I was like "this is kinda boring" to laughing and almost choking on my chips. I misjudged so hard at first.
Dude... I think someone could write an actual horror story based on this.
There's a decent foundation here. Mysterious man (who may or may not be corporeal) goes "My house" and just enters your home, even when it's locked. Then other weird hauntings... Like mysterious monoliths being erected outside your house.
Good video man.
fr
I was listening to it while getting ready for bed, and it was chilling. The rewatch wasn't as good as the imagination.
Mysterious monoliths that, from their perspective, were designed specifically to mount photos of them dying! Oh son.... hHAHAHAHA
True, but that's literally every slasher film ever made lmao
This is peak rust. I love this video style
THANK YOU SIR for the reddit gold! i love you
Dude those last 5 minutes where you just locked in and became a full blown psychopath had me in tears
Nah you looking right at him when he had binoculars was perfect 😂😂😂
i was laughing so hard when that happened
The way the guy let out a little scream 😂 it's killing me
> They murder you in cold blood, completely unprovoked.
"I wanted to get kills bro, that's just the game."
> You kill them in an armed confrontation.
"HE'S CHEATING REPORT HIM."
well… i did have their whereabouts up on my phone so… he was RIGHT! 😂
And insinuating he's cheating. Which i suppose he was lol
I mean, if you're going to broadcast your live gameplay to the internet this can happen.
@@Scrubworks wise guys add a delay
@@coolmanvandude all the stuff you do is genuinely funny, the framed photo is the best part it’s like putting someone on a t-shirt lmao
This literally my favorite rust video this makes my day every time
"Ain't no way dude is gonna be good at trolling"
*The dogshit hot mic*
"okay, maybe he is cooking"
When he just repeats "M Y H O U S E" and walks in I can't I'm dying 😭😭
dude the "my house" while sealing them in was the climax i needed lol
This is my favorite content on UA-cam criminally underrated channel! It takes a special mind to do this and I thank you for sacrificing your time to waste others.
time wasters inc. 🌎 🌍 WORLD DOMINATION
THIS is the content youtube was created for. masterpiece.
Wow.. just wow.. got freaking goose bumps at the end when he F1 in the bed😂 this was absolutely amazing! Thanks!🎉 you got yourself 1 new sub
legends say the strange man still lurks the forest in the dark waiting for his prey and the last thing they hear before getting brutally murdered is..."IM FRIENDLY"
Love the trauma you inflict upon others
Legend has it, they still don’t know about guest codes. 😂
this might single handily be the best rust video i have ever watched in my life
this goes above and beyond almost everything i've ever seen done on a gaming channel on youtube that i've ever seen in all my years, dead serious
COOL MAN VAN, YOU MADE IT INTO A DAILY DOSE OF INTERNET VIDEO
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Honestly a cinematic masterpiece
I’ve never seen a funnier trolling video in my life I was dying the whole time
It’s rare when you click on a 47 minute video and actually watch every single second😂 this shit was hilarious
Love that cut. Simply medieval.
This video is an absolute masterpiece.
Forget the wheel, forget pencillin, forget electricity... This is the greatest thing to come out of human kind
The Polaroid camera killed me
you will hear the picture snap in your dreams tonight... he's coming.
Excellent hair cut, I should get something like that.
it will change your life.
@@coolmanvan I bet you get some medieval privileges with hair like that. Also I am so happy that you added JSRF music into your video. Filled me with nostalgia of my childhood
“Oh Dear God he’s back” had me dying bro 😂😂
This was some of the cleanest and most well done trolling I have ever seen, major respect, amazing video
I have watched THOUSANDS of rust videos and watch hundreds of rust creators, and this is BY FAR the funniest, most original rust video I have seen in a LONG time! Great job! subbed
Dude getting a freshie with 1h palytime is once in a lifetime opportunity. Great video, dude, loved everx sec of. Freshies are so fun to watch, i died when he asked you if you are inside the tc
LMAOOOO, kills a naked then later is asking "how do i report someone" this is fucking gold lol, soon as the tables turn, IM A VICTIM IM A VICTIM. honestly though these guys where BLESSED with this experience on god you gave them not only the real rust experience but it was filled with quality memes instead of actual dog griefing, kudos sir this had me wheezing hard.
Dude the second time they dropped the code and then the wall placement and stealing the door had me in TEARS. This was probably THE best rust video I’ve seen this year
Having your rust experience ruined by ginger farquad is what facepunch truely intended for this game
This is like a drug I NEED MORE
Absolute banger. “This is MY HOUSE” 😂
"coolmanvn: feel my presence.."
"Random person: i feel you inside me now ;)"
16:40
This felt like a movie, what a journey
i’ve never, NEVER laughed so much watching a youtube video in my 21 years of being chronically online. You got a gift my friend.
This is one of the best rust videos I’ve ever seen good shi bro.
this series is my favourite rust series OAT please keep making these cupcake🙏👅
Man you are a menace in rust and by far the most entertaining. The fact they have zero awareness made this even funnier 😂 you turned rust into the backrooms for them. They will never forget this.
genuinely the best vid i've ever fkn watched bruh.
“I’m just gonna walk over and observe bros presence” hahaha
this was so creepy. absolutely hilarious. top tier gem
Pimpleton is no hater, he is just a legendary troller 😂
This is by far the funniest rust trolling video I’ve ever watched. Makes me want to start playing rust again. Keep making rust troll videos please
The Australian Prince Charming
As the video goes on cmv starts losing his mental sanity , he went from talking fluently to maniacally laughing and grunting like a neandrithal , the rust effect
CMV casually dropping another masterpiece 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥👺
Bless their little hearts.
For real though, from the first few minutes I did not expect to watch this whole thing and in one sitting at that. Good shit.
The dude calling him Pimpleton irked me more and more everytime😂
that "prepare for the chaos" from a madman on the edge of insanity is perfect
This is the 1st video iv seen of yours and it had me laughing so much dude 🤣
Relentless funny trolling
And an awesome ending
You probably gave that guy one of the best experiences in rust and will no doubt have him hooked on the game .. i look forward to more of these from you 💚
ok ... ok .... at first i was like "Alright this is kinda funny" but the fact that he leaked his door codes a 2nd time?! made it just priceless
I love the honesty like "why you take so much to make another video? I was spending the previously money video"
Thank heavens, I’ve been gnawing on grubs and mud waiting for a feast like this
Man had me laughing and crying with this masterpiece. You absolute legend! Brilliant work
YEAAAH NEW RUST TROLL VIDEO O YEAH
This was hilarious I don’t usually laugh at trolling vids like that but this one made me laugh a lot
Absolutely one of the funniest Rust videos I've seen recently. Shit had me wheezing the whole vid, definitely earned a long time sub. Keep up the good work lmao, much love.
This was psychological warfare. I love it
The whistler is back
wizzler
So much better than the scripted rust content all over yt, underrated
10/10 movie would watch again! I love coolmanvan! Family :)
Night in rust will haunt this man for the rest of his years
bro i am so glad youtube put you on my feed... your video was the best rust video I have seen for a looong long time... starting from 40:51 those are the best 30 seconds of rust content I have ever seen in my life... i was legit crying out loud... also that video reminded my first 10-20 rust hours when me and my guyz was innocent naked kids building a softside monstrosity... and a honest happy ending to wrap it up? bro you a legend... saw 1 video of your and you my new fav youtube... gg be and thnx
your haircut made me gay. thanks
for real though, great video thanks for the content king
Are you a human female or male? 😂