Kratos The 3rd Booty Warrior
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- Опубліковано 10 тра 2024
- kratos loses to ares due to hax but something unexpected happens leading him down a path few have ever seen yet alone take.
song - • IWF
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JC - @TheJosiahClancy
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I just love how you guys started with just a joke... and then built an entire multiversal lore around it lol
Thats how the best fiction is made
@@blackwing3629 True !
And I'm all here for it
We need a list of all the warriors.
@@purplemonsterjr Agreed !
damn....I wasn't expecting the booty Buddha foreshadowing
Yea same
He was already mentioned in the zamasu video
Ror Buddha is a perfect booty warrior candidate
you mean fleece johnson?
KEEP THE BOOTY BUDDHA’S NAME OUT OF YOUR WH*RE MOUTH!
"So what makes you think you're qualified to be a Booty Warrior?"
"I'm a Spartan."
"Sheit, that's all ya had to say!"
Yujiro: *Sniff* Damn Kratos, if you were my son I'd be very proud of you.
The hanmas: "What the fuck Dad?!?"
Kratos: *"ZEUS!!!! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED, AND I'VE COME TO RUN THE HANDS!!!! I'M TAKING YOUR CHEEKS, AND IT WILL BE NON-CONSENTUAL!!!"*
😂
God I love Trevohn the Titan’s content
"Yo Hades, Zeus, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO?!?"
Zeus: "Poseidon. Do you not hear how he calls out your name in injustice?"
Poseidon: "Nah fam. He was calling your name. He's after your cheeks."
Zeus: "Listen to me. You're Poseidon. God of the Sea and Earth."
Poseidon: "you know what, FUCK this dude."
Zeus: "Now go down there, summon your best beast, and show them why you are God of Olympia"
Poseidon: "FUCK YOU KRATOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!"
Hades: "So, you think he actually has a chance?"
Zeus: "Oh no. He's dead. He's absolutely fucked. Look, he's even getting his ass whooped as we speak. Hera. Hera, lock the doors."
@captainfordo3978 "It's time to catch rounds"
"Can't we just talk about this please?"
"We don't come for the talking, WE ONLY COME FOR THE ACTION!!"
And people thought Yujiro recruited Kratos pfft nah. Man’s was scouted by the big booty Buddha himself
Well, Kratos IS the 3rd,whereas Yujiro is the 8th, so Yujiro wasn't a Booty Warrior at the time.
@@doomslayer4786 who’s the first
@@LordKang The Booty Buddha himself🙏
@@doomslayer4786 sorry for asking but who really is the booty Buddha anyway because he sounds strangely familiar
@@LordKang
Fleece Johnson himself 🙏
All of the female gods: ☺️
All of the male gods: 😟😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭😭😭😭😭😭
Athena and artemis: 💀💀*doomed asexual norse*
You’ve forget the demigods
You forget some female gods are just thirsty like that but they ain't hopping on that meat because he's for man's butt.
Male gods: 😟😣😟😣😟😣😟😣😟😫😖😫😖😫😖😫
Kratos: 😤☹️😏
@@derobgreen7120best thing I ever read
First BOOTY WARRIOR
And a Booty Buddah
He even has his own theme
Booty Budda
Booty Budda
Booty Budda
Kratos heard the drawback and was basically like, "You call THAT a drawback? Bro, I'm Greek. That right there is just business as usual as I already clap a lot of cheeks my dude."
"Most of them just take it like a good bitch"
He wants more than the one's now
He Wants them buns 😂😂
*And thus...*
*KRATOS CLAIPMUS MAXIMUS was born.* 👏 👏 👏
Yes indeed 😂
Ares can’t catch a break. Got his ass clapped again🤣🤣🤣
@@luisvelazquez6878 lol so true 😆
CLAPIMUS! CLAPIMUS! CLAPIMUS! CLAPIMUS! CLAPIMUS! CLAPIMUS!
0:17 *IT'S HIM!!!! THE BOOTY BUDDHA AND OG BOOTY WARRIOR, FLEECE JOHNSON!!!!* 😲
This is the calmest and most reasonable (& goofy ahh) I have ever seen and heard old school Kratos.
"The future of your countries GDP begs to differ😂😂"
He's not wrong
The heck that supposed to mean?
@@Marc-oy2ph
Greek debt is horrifying.
@@mill2712 how?
@Marc-ov2ph The country of Greece is estimated to be almost 400 billion USD in debt
He's back, the Booty Warrior of Legend. He's ready to take da boodeh again.
0:17 oh god no
Oh god yes
@@AboubacarKaba-hq2vq "TOOOOOOOM"
Booty warrior lore?!
And that's how Yujiro became a Booty Warrior, we don't who is that misterious man.
It’s Fleece Johnson
The booty Buddha himself
It's Boondocks Fleece Johnson. The Booty Booddha.
The first and the original booty warrior
*GIMME THEM RED ORBS GODLESS GODS!*
Yujiro should target overhaul next for the way he treated eri.
booty warrior meets a mend buttcrack caster
I'm hoping if they do Yujiro eyes Mineta as he's doing it as if to say You're Next!
@@saintsinningswordMineta is nowhere near bad enough to deserve that. He’s just a pervert and he gets better.
No... Don't send Yujiro. Send Goofy. The child abuser is gonna have to get that dog in him, if you know what I'm saying.
@@BirdOfTheEnd Goofy after the tucker Dad from....well IYKYK
So it begins...
ALright, I giggled way too much at the transformation of Kratos into the 3rd Booty Warrior. And that we finally got to see where he fits in the hierarchy/timeline is great.
Kratos: *"GODS OF OLYMPUS!!!! I'VE COME FOR YOUR BOOTYS!!!"* 😈
Me: And It will be NONCONSESUAL!!!
The origin of the booty warriors
Of the 3rd one
The Lord Booty Warrior himself has blessed Kratos with the most powerful Gift. Also this adds to the Booty Warrior Lore
Damn, Fleece Johnson's appearence was legendary😂
1:23 Hera making a business decision...😂
Gonna have a ☝️🤓 moment here but actually that’s Hera (game model from the moba Smite)
@@blackbluealexv2 Fixed it
@@blackbluealexv2 Fixed it
@@blackbluealexv2 Fixed it
@@blackbluealexv2 Fixed it
Confirmed botey warriors
kratos 3rd botey warrior
Alucard 6th botey warrior
Yujiro 8th botey warrior
Also goofy 9th and gojo 10th.
@@X82YT I knew I was forgetting something
The first and the second and more are still unknown.....
@calebvega2021 the buddha fleece johnson was the first. Mainly if we look at buddha himself he was a divine being that chose to stay mortal and help others reach enlightenment in his life. With that being said he could be mortal but hus style of booty studies and philosophies unlock forces such as a booty warrior
Does P.Diddy count as a booty warrior?
"Whats the drawback?"
"An insatiable lust for booty."
".... I'm from Greece, that's just a regular day for me"
He's finally made an appearance FLEECE JOHNSON
He doesn't look right bro❤
I can just imagine older Kratos telling Atreus the tales of how he annihilated the asses of Olympus
And yet, Kratos still got his fade ran by Thor in an older short.
I believe that's not canon to the Booty Warrior timeline.
@@javiereduardocarrillocastr6826 The Booty verse
Its the 3rd booty warrior
THE BOOTY BUDDHA HAS APPEARED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I love it now we need all the other booty warriors
I died at the booty introduction part 😂
Kratos is the goat
We need a list of all booty warriors now man
We know of the buddha fleece johnson who was believed to be the first booty warrior. The next confirmed booty warrior was kratos being the third booty warrior. Alucard helsing was named the sixth, yujiro became the eigth booty warrior and trained goofy who is the ninth booty warrior, and gojo being the tenth. The rest to my knowledge haven't been revealed yet though i feel deadpool or brock from pokemon could be next.
@@bizzaroblake2519 sadly Brock is way to straight to be a booty warrior
@@DI0SANS what about quagmire? He's experimented before and he's crazy perverted/skilled
Why did Kratos’s voice randomly switch to Kermit
:O that Greek GDP swing was a death blow. Almost spit my drink.
The origin of Kratos booty warrior path.
Kratos doing the botty warriar chant is fckng hilarious
Bruh, when Kratos started repeating the BW line.😂
As soon I heard that voice, I was flabbergasted
He met the original in person. What an honor.
Finally
Kratos gonna show them his "Blade" of Olympus
I find it hilarious how Kratos was shocked and touched a powerful being would be upfront with him.
The birth of a new Warrior!!!
The Booty Cinematic Universe goes hard.
Rock Hard.
Kratos , Yujiro, Goofy, and Alucard are confirmed booty warriors
Don't forget Gojo
I was not ready for Kratos' rendition of the booty warrior mantra.
An entire lore that continues to grow everyday...i love it
if we doing lore like this I can't wait till we get the Yuijiro Hanma lore on how he became a warrior
I always knew Kratos was a booty warrior ,so who’s the second?
We dont know yet
Trevor Phillips
I really hope it's Shrek
Love your content keep up the great work
this was awsome loved every second dude
The way that you have spun this into its own lore is entertaining!!!
I wasn’t expecting fleece Johnson
Kratos: *becomes the booty warrior*
The gods: why do we hear boss music and why does our booty feel in danger
Kratos: "GODS OF OLYMPUS, I'VE COME FOR YOUR BOOTYS!!!"
And this explains why kratos had enough
"remember, Cell is a lucky villain among countless people across the verse who received guidance from booty Buddha. Until we meet again"
-reporter
For Hera Kratos came for her neck
Im just vibing to the background music 😏
Fantastic
It Begins!
HERE COME THE FIRST BOOTY WARRIOR!
Booty warrior lore is what we need
“What are these things hovering above our heads?”
The God of The Sky,😂
Poseidon, Hercules, Helios, Hermes & Hades: Oh Hell No 😮😱😨😰😯😨
I was not expecting fleece Johnson to voice in this
The appearance of the legendary 1st
Under one hour
👇🏿
Yay in a way my dream came true Thanks Superxavier.
Fleece and Kratos sound so rational and funny.
I absolutely love the idea, but would love it even more if we had the original voice who did "Kratos has had enough". That was so fitting.
1:11 I love how Kratos sounds like a toddler when he says the pledge why is it so cute
1:31 What happened after , traveler’s would say it looked liked a god bowl of mashed potatoes was spilled everywhere
ITS THE STORY OF THE AGE OF THE BOOTY WARRIORS
THE LORE
So the Boondocks guy is Booty Warrior Number 1? How'd I not see that coming? Well, now the question becomes... How powerful is he?
Booty lord -- Johnson
3rd --- kratos
6th--- Alucard
8th --- yujiro
9th -- Goofy
10th -- Gojo
Substitute BW--> Chun li
Missing anyone else?
6th
@@mazuma007 thanx let's update
So the Buddha finally shows himself about time
1:18 Why was the booty music going so hard
I like how he just goes for the booty and doesnt make it a whole speach hes just "give that tight shit boi"
niceeee acording to a chart your getting nearly 10k subs a day now
When are we getting the sixth Warrior story
The Light gon nutty Kira laugh got me 💀
This needs to be a Netflix show at this point
The birth of a warrior
Now we need yujiro backstory with the booty buddha😂
The first booty warrior, the legend first appearance
And so it began and all of Greece, nay, the universe trembled from his insatiable hunger!
THE BOOTY BUDDHA IS HERE, HE IS FINALLY SEEN SPEAKING
LORE!!! FILM THERY MARPAT RETURNS
The warrior of warriors himself.
Fleece Johnson finally appeared.
Still petitioning for Chun Li to become a booty warrior and join forces with Goofy and Gojo…. The 3 will need a nickname tho going around taking the booties of evil triple threat style
Need a part 2
Damn, more lore!
The greek stereotype really made it easier to accept the offer.