Eddie Izzard - Learning French

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
  • Clip from Dress to Kill

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  • @terencejay8845
    @terencejay8845 5 років тому +500

    'I must leave now because my grandmother is on fire...' I'll try to fit that in.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 3 роки тому +2

      Isn't it en feu to be on fire?

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 3 роки тому +7

      @@TCt83067695 but 'est flambe' means 'is in flames', or 'is flaming' so I take it to mean she's on fire. There are a number of ways to say it.

    • @washyrose5904
      @washyrose5904 4 місяці тому

      @@TCt83067695Think of how in English you can say, “is on fire,” or “is engulfed in flames,” “is enflamed,” “is afire,” “is aflame.”

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 7 років тому +164

    I love how he used his gestures and physicality to to communicate that he was repeating a joke from his "puberty" bit, only in French, so that even non-French speakers can follow along. Such a clever way to tell stand-up.

  • @fuckoff69
    @fuckoff69 4 роки тому +824

    I think the real talent of this act is taking people who don’t know any French, getting them to understand a few words, and then making jokes with them that they wouldn’t have recognized before.

    • @seanfoley5447
      @seanfoley5447 4 роки тому +32

      I couldn’t agree more! I took a little French in high school but nothing that I really remembered and his standup made me recognize most of it! Also your user name is fucking magnificent

    • @ltfrmhvn00
      @ltfrmhvn00 3 роки тому +2

      @YOU LiTTLE STAR I too was marveling at his accent.

    • @ltfrmhvn00
      @ltfrmhvn00 3 роки тому +1

      Fucking brilliant!

    • @fifski
      @fifski 3 роки тому +3

      No. It's because english and french have a lot of similar words. Both of those languages have influenced each others for milennia. Obviously, his way of expressing things helps, but it's just pure 'languages from the same root' magic out there.

    • @eliasgarcia-melo1343
      @eliasgarcia-melo1343 3 роки тому +16

      @@fifski Your comment is absurd on so many levels. English and French are not of the same root at all; the exerted mutual influence is not nearly as relevant as you make it to be; and most people native to the English language have ATROCIOUS accents in French. Eddie is TALENTED - that's why his accent is that good.

  • @danielbtwd
    @danielbtwd 7 років тому +693

    I recently asked a couple if they were animals? I thought I was asking if they had pets? The gentleman gamely replied; "no more than anyone else, I expect." It had me giggling most of the evening.

    • @2degucitas
      @2degucitas 4 роки тому +1

      In what language?

    • @danielbtwd
      @danielbtwd 4 роки тому +5

      French.

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 3 роки тому +4

      That's a good one! Thanks for sharing 😂😂😂

    • @sainttacobell7264
      @sainttacobell7264 17 днів тому

      Well good on him for being sucha good sport about it 🤣

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder4284 3 роки тому +61

    What other comedian could speak a foreign language to an audience for that long and still be funny? Besides his wit, I've always thought Eddie's physical comedy is top notch! Man! the facial expressions 😂🤣😂

    • @NeungView
      @NeungView 9 місяців тому

      Most europeans speak 2 or 3 languages.

    • @jadedimage
      @jadedimage 4 місяці тому +1

      @@NeungView while true, I think Nerfherder is getting at the fact that the show was in the US (San Francisco, CA, to be exact) and Eddie could do a bit in a language most people in the US only took briefly in high school and never kept up with, and still have it be hilarious.

  • @ThePsiclone
    @ThePsiclone 5 років тому +331

    "The mouse is under the table..."
    "Ah, Mr Bond, we have been expecting you"...

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 4 роки тому +319

    If I had had a French teacher half as interesting as Eddie, I would have learned something. 😹

    • @Gutoknust
      @Gutoknust 3 роки тому +7

      AND he can run off on heels...

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 роки тому +6

      Funny story, our male soical studies teacher in high school Thomas (in Sweden we use the teachers first name) a wonderful guy taught us how to walk in heels!
      I don't think he was a transvestite, he used to like teach us little life lessons apart from all the normal stuff! He said he just could't stand women stomping around in heels! Thanks Thomas! 😂👍

    • @taylorcole8225
      @taylorcole8225 3 роки тому +4

      Eddie Izzard is the only reason I know LA VITESSE means Speed in french 😂 .... no thanks to GOOGLE TRANSLATE for that one 😂

    • @nitroxwolf2098
      @nitroxwolf2098 2 роки тому

      So true HAHA

    • @malinahlner1357
      @malinahlner1357 Рік тому

      Thw one I had was a disaster but not of the ordinaryt-- byt the churchbellsongs here in Ystad on top of it...

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell7847 5 років тому +150

    I was delighted to find out that all that French I learned years ago is still kicking around up there somewhere as I understood almost all of that.

    • @Lady_Phoenix
      @Lady_Phoenix 3 роки тому +4

      Same lol. My sis speaks like 5 languages fluently but I stopped after high school French. Last time I even used it was an elder somalian in Alaska who's English speaking was about as bad as my French speaking. So I spoke English and he spoke French and we got by just fine. The only other time I use it is like reading the backs of shampoo bottles lol

    • @brookes2610
      @brookes2610 3 роки тому +1

      Me too! lol

  • @nunnayrbznez7745
    @nunnayrbznez7745 Рік тому +37

    I speak NO French but followed and laughed the entire time! What an amazing communicator!

  • @AnthonyMeynet
    @AnthonyMeynet 17 років тому +311

    I'm French and I think this video is really funny... this guy is quite good to imitate some French expressions, and he doesn't deal with clichés that some others artists usually deal with.

  • @SpiritmanProductions
    @SpiritmanProductions 2 роки тому +32

    What made this even better was that he already did those French parts in English earlier in the show. That way, everyone could understand what he was talking about.

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 Рік тому +1

      Even from this video alone I think non-French speakers can get the hang of it. Because French is so similar to English and with the context and gestures.

    • @SpiritmanProductions
      @SpiritmanProductions Рік тому +3

      @@userdetails1 Yes, but you're missing the point: There's already a familiarity with the material that makes the repeat in French so much more enjoyable to follow; any potential tension for non-French-speaking audience members trying to follow it, which there definitely would be, is alleviated.

  • @JordannLouise123
    @JordannLouise123 3 роки тому +33

    my french teacher actually showed us a clip of this about ten years ago and it's stuck with me ever since. love eddie izzard!

  • @delko000
    @delko000 9 років тому +918

    I'm french and I'm liking that, it's funny and it avoids traditional stereotypes brits have on french, which is rare enough to be noted.

    • @lowearthsurfer
      @lowearthsurfer 6 років тому +3

      Like what?

    • @catnerdadrian7601
      @catnerdadrian7601 5 років тому +71

      As an American thanks for helping us gain independence, that very nice statue, probably several other wars, and Daft Punk.

    • @feebeejeebees
      @feebeejeebees 5 років тому +15

      Merci pour Plastic Bertrand, from an English Francophile.

    • @josephcoen665
      @josephcoen665 5 років тому +18

      Plastic Bertrand was Belgian!

    • @feebeejeebees
      @feebeejeebees 5 років тому +13

      @@josephcoen665 Dang it and darn it ! Belgian you say ? Like Poirot, and KFC.

  • @drawmechurros
    @drawmechurros 10 років тому +919

    I will NEVER get tired of "mais pas un travesti typical, je suis un traveti exécutif" xD

    • @alanlock007
      @alanlock007 5 років тому +12

      Mais, ça veut dire quoi, exactement ?

    • @mojevalka
      @mojevalka 4 роки тому +20

      @@alanlock007 Que le chat est aux dessous de la table dejeunant le sourris n'est-ce pas?

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 роки тому +21

      @@alanlock007 it's a joke in reference to things he said earlier in the show, in English. Its worth watching the whole thing if you can find it. His stand up shows where my favourite :3 i miss this Eddie Izzard

    • @khimaros
      @khimaros 3 роки тому +15

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG you’re so right, the best thing about Eddie is how he strings characters together and returns to old jokes embedded in new ones.

    • @imouse3246
      @imouse3246 3 роки тому +5

      @@khimaros It's called a 'call-back', and the better comics use them.

  • @brandonlabbe1725
    @brandonlabbe1725 9 років тому +828

    "Vous avez un chambre, monsieur?"
    "Oui nous avons les chambres. Nous sommes un hotel!"

  • @thaprophecy240
    @thaprophecy240 2 роки тому +64

    He’s a genius. Unbelievably talented. Stand up is already so difficult. Speaking two languages in your routine is amazing. Hilarious material and multi lingual?! Unbelievable.

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing Рік тому +9

      She's done shows in German, Russian and Arabic as well. Absolute legend.

    • @esotericintrovert1669
      @esotericintrovert1669 Рік тому +1

      @@bigboredthingHe. Eddie Izzard is a man.

    • @stevenhowe6677
      @stevenhowe6677 Рік тому

      @@esotericintrovert1669 YES he's a MAN, he is a Narcissist that uses this 'false self' as a means for Narcissistic Supply.

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis Рік тому

      He was a genuinely funny and talented comedian back when he made this, and was brutally honest about himself, using the term "action transvestite". His numerous back to back charity marathons where an inspiring show of dedication. It's very unfortunate that he's now fully on board the alphabet cult bandwagon, gaslighting people about his sex.

    • @stevenhowe6677
      @stevenhowe6677 Рік тому

      @@ferrumignis His 'charity running' is just another example of someone craving SUPPLY [Jimmy Savile style] Narcissists will use ALL SORTS of things to create their 'fake self'

  • @Gregsplays
    @Gregsplays 5 років тому +15

    I've watched this sketch three times now, difference being now I've been learning French for six months, I was in stitches watching this

  • @dinedine79
    @dinedine79 10 років тому +79

    Eddie Izzard could be a very cool and perfect French teacher !!!

    • @stofferrussell
      @stofferrussell 6 років тому +11

      And a history teacher too. I've learnt more about British history than I ever did at school. His Richard The Lionheart sketch is hilarious!

    • @Spiralpaladin
      @Spiralpaladin 11 місяців тому +1

      @@stofferrussell Always remember the Ottoman Empire was full of furniture and the Austro Hungarian Empire was famous for FUCK-ALL!

  • @strutherhill
    @strutherhill 8 років тому +43

    'il conduit l'autobus' -- the cumulative effect of mounting absurdity -- hilarious!

  • @jesmarina
    @jesmarina 11 років тому +39

    He just has NO competition - he is miles ahead of all the others.

    • @heversantos7006
      @heversantos7006 5 місяців тому

      ive always thought eddie izzard stands in a realm of his own. theres not any one close to his creativity and his ability to submerse you into his imagination so easily!

  • @logunech
    @logunech 10 років тому +41

    I am french... Eddie Izzard...you are a great man...!! Thank you...!! :)

  • @Chrysaries
    @Chrysaries 10 років тому +19

    Wow, every time I watch Eddie Izzard I get happy and laugh out loud. My favourite comedian!

  • @mralan5743
    @mralan5743 3 роки тому +18

    Brilliant. Still makes me laugh after all these years and all the Times I've watched it.
    "quick, someone's coming, positions!"

  • @itsacarolbthing5221
    @itsacarolbthing5221 Рік тому +2

    I first saw Eddie do the skit on 'Le singe est dans l'arbre' many years ago. I went to work next day raving about it, but no one else has seen it. Eddie then went on a self imposed ban on British TV for years, before he started making small appearances. I still know his Definite Article show word for word.

  • @manneianevski
    @manneianevski 10 років тому +317

    Wow, his french is very perfect!
    I'm french, and actually I think that would be funny to include "la souris est en dessous de la table", "la souris est sur la chaise" and "le singe est sur la branche" in a randomly in a conversation xD
    "Bonjour, comment ça va?
    - Très bien, le chat est sur la chaise, il joue avec la souris sous la table" xD

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 10 років тому +4

      Since you're here, is it true that there is no stand-up comedy in France? That's hard to imagine, frankly.

    • @manneianevski
      @manneianevski 10 років тому +29

      Tairneanach LOL What?
      We actually have PLENTY of stand up comedian. I don't like all of them (matter of taste in humour), but personnally, my favorite one is Muriel Robin. She is known as the queen of humour in french. That's too bad that they don't include english subtitles in french stand up comedy, cause believe me, if you would understand her comedy, you would laugh your head off! ^^
      Florence Foresti is also GREAT, Les robins des bois (even tho their humour is very poo/pee but hey, they make me laugh), Les Nuls (I can easily compare them to French and Saunders, as they did a LOT of excellent parody with many celebrities)... I can't name all of them, the list would be too long.
      But believe me, we laugh a lot in France ;)
      So no stand-up comedy in France? That's a huge lie ;) We love humour (who doesn't?)

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 10 років тому +6

      Manuel Gaisne Oh, of course you love humour, I thought maybe you had a different format. But it's true, I didn't really believe you had no stand-ups. Thanks for clearing that up, though. :)
      Thanks for dropping all those names, by the way. I do speak a little bit of French (really, really badly), so maybe I'll have a listen - if the humour isn't too much based on regional stuff, I might improve my understanding.

    • @manneianevski
      @manneianevski 10 років тому +8

      Tairneanach To be honest, you gave me the envy to put subtitles in some french stand up comedian to make them known by foreigners! But unfortunately, I think that you'll be so far the only one interested in this :/
      It's also very hard to translate it correctly, especially because of the play of words which couldn't make any sens once translated...
      Languages can be such a barrier sometimes :(
      And I know that french language can be VERY hard for you to learn... As I always said, I'm glad to be french for this reason : I don't have to learn it :P
      And obviously, you're more than welcome ;)

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 10 років тому +7

      Manuel Gaisne Wordplay is really hard to translate, I know. I gather you know that Eddie Izzard translated his program into French and German? It's amazing that he managed to do that.
      Well, if you ever get around to subtitling something, let me know! I won't be disappointed if you don't, though. :)

  • @PanaMV
    @PanaMV 8 років тому +142

    I went to a zoo and there I heard a french family say "le sange!". So of course I had to come back and re-watch this. The few words in french that I do know I know them from Eddie.

  • @mcquaidbros
    @mcquaidbros 10 років тому +32

    This makes me laugh every time! Can't believe tomorrow Eddie is going to complete a huge goal of performing 3 hours of stand up in 3 languages.

  • @PantsuMann
    @PantsuMann 17 років тому +205

    "If you dont speak French by the way, all that was fucking funny, alright." Hahahaha, I love him. xD

    • @liamnotlast4571
      @liamnotlast4571 3 роки тому +1

      He identifies as a woman now.

    • @horusschnopp1882
      @horusschnopp1882 3 роки тому +19

      @@liamnotlast4571 And this comment was made.... FOURTEEN YEARS AGO. Probably older than you are.
      Also, why are you trying to correct someone's pronouns... when you're using "he" as well? Hypocrite.

    • @liamnotlast4571
      @liamnotlast4571 3 роки тому

      @@horusschnopp1882 I'm not correcting him, I'm just putting it out there, you mug.

    • @horusschnopp1882
      @horusschnopp1882 3 роки тому +8

      @@liamnotlast4571 Then put it in the comment section, not on a fourteen year old comment, you bug.

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 9 років тому +79

    Best part about this: if you know already the joke about the president of burundi or if you've watched enough of eddie's stuff, this is twice as hilarious :)

    • @dropkickmurphy4114
      @dropkickmurphy4114 2 роки тому +2

      Oui, je suis un transvesti."! 😄

    • @warrenbutt3746
      @warrenbutt3746 Рік тому +2

      @@dropkickmurphy4114 First listen I thought he said "travesty" which still rang funny, but seemed a bit out of left field.

    • @thejacal2704
      @thejacal2704 Рік тому

      @@dropkickmurphy4114
      Il a dit 'travesti.

  • @nekyokusai6400
    @nekyokusai6400 8 років тому +7

    i'm a french fan, i knew him since he make a show in Paris
    he's so awesome !

  • @tamaman1468
    @tamaman1468 9 років тому +522

    I'm french and this actually made me laugh. Et ce qui peuvent me lire seront surement d'accord avec moi.

    • @pseudonameable
      @pseudonameable 9 років тому +42

      ***** No, it's "ceux" qui peuvent.

    • @tamaman1468
      @tamaman1468 9 років тому +11

      I knew that...I usually don't pay attention to my grammar on the internet...

    • @dannytouet818
      @dannytouet818 9 років тому +16

      ***** This is not an excuse !

    • @Remyria
      @Remyria 9 років тому +6

      danny Touet he/she said he/she doesn't give a shit, basically

    • @jeffreylundin4716
      @jeffreylundin4716 9 років тому +20

      +Olivier Poulin (Remyria) I guess there are grammar nazis for every language... lol. :P

  • @joelenaghan8493
    @joelenaghan8493 Рік тому +2

    I was first introduced to this via my French teacher in high school when she let our whole class watch this (God bless you Miss Swindell!) and loved it ever since

  • @FishTheJim
    @FishTheJim 6 років тому +21

    Eddie Izzard est l'un des êtres humains les plus drôles sur la planète et j'aime sincèrement son humour quand il parle la langue française

  • @btarraf
    @btarraf 8 років тому +94

    I lost it at "La singe no par du le chambre... Michelle est dans le chambre, avec le président du Burundi!" lolll

  • @kruspeperrine6448
    @kruspeperrine6448 8 років тому +60

    "Quoi ?!" I'm french and this man is awesome!!

    • @hookbeak3516
      @hookbeak3516 3 роки тому

      ' awesome ' causing feelings of great admiration, respect or fear. My fear is the 'a' word is greatly over used globally, something I show no gratitude to the 'A'mericans for.

  • @e.g.systems6146
    @e.g.systems6146 5 років тому +9

    The man's a genius. I watched him live at Southampton Uni, and have never laughed so much since then.

  • @rezabadei3229
    @rezabadei3229 4 роки тому +14

    Hilarious! Such a classic! It still makes me laugh after 12 years since I saw it first back in 2008!

  • @lrandall83
    @lrandall83 4 роки тому +65

    I am moving to France soon and have been trying to learn it as much as I can, I didn't think I was making much progress but I watched this and laughed out loud at some of the French parts, which means I fully understood them, being spoken at a fast rate, enough to make me laugh out loud! I'm very pleased with myself now 😂

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 Рік тому +1

      Dork.
      How did the move go ?

  • @RaskolnikoffAnna
    @RaskolnikoffAnna 11 років тому +46

    Similarly, when I started learning Hindi, one of the first sentences were: "My name is Raj, I am not ill..." Not a way you want to start a conversation :)

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 3 роки тому +18

      In the age of COVID-19, this is the way I start all of my conversations!

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 роки тому +4

      @@Sekusamu You have provided the exact response I clicked the comments to provide.

    • @mamboitaliano46
      @mamboitaliano46 3 роки тому +2

      Well that comment aged like milk xp

  • @wellefabien9640
    @wellefabien9640 9 років тому +31

    I'm french and this guy made my day !
    Pas facile pour les anglophones de prononcer convenablement les sonorités françaises, tout comme nous on galère avec les leurs (le fameux "th").

  • @heterosapien8426
    @heterosapien8426 8 років тому +41

    I watched this years ago, without knowing French, now I know French and it's a lot funnier.

    • @JinStyles
      @JinStyles 8 років тому

      How can you know French in one year?
      I want to learn French, but their grammars are difficult. I would like to know your tip.

    • @heterosapien8426
      @heterosapien8426 8 років тому +11

      Duolingo, Brainscape, France 24. Spend several hours a week 15+ What he is saying is actually pretty simple. And its been about 2.5 years actually. But you will be surprised how much you can learn in 2-3 months if you are honest about the work you put in.

  • @JenamDrag0n
    @JenamDrag0n 6 років тому +8

    Sometimes I wonder if I'm losing my French, and then I see stuff like this, and I'm reassured that I can understand every word.

  • @zalinrock
    @zalinrock 10 років тому +736

    This is very funny, by the way we learn english with "brian is in the kitchen" in France

    • @estebandekokoshniki1284
      @estebandekokoshniki1284 10 років тому +12

      Où il reste!

    • @Neen88
      @Neen88 7 років тому +6

      LOL...thats brilliant

    • @tomtomthebear
      @tomtomthebear 7 років тому +30

      Brian fucking loves kitchens mind..!!!

    • @moilematin520
      @moilematin520 7 років тому

      Lucas Lopes dans le nord dans les années 80 c'etait Jean. Pourquoi vous c Brian?

    • @Numaticin
      @Numaticin 7 років тому +17

      I got "Ist die Kuh schwer?" for German, which means "Is the cow heavy?"

  • @simonelwell
    @simonelwell 3 місяці тому +1

    simply one of the most original and abstract comics ever. EL redefines stand up. His train-of-thought humour is wickedly funny and totally fresh compared with other comedians. Watching this 2 decades later I still laugh out loud

  • @MedEighty
    @MedEighty 10 років тому +35

    Finally, I now know enough French to understand what the hell he was going on about all those years ago, when I first watched this.

  • @SteveGouldinSpain
    @SteveGouldinSpain 6 років тому +2

    Precious he elusidated expressions from French lessons I'd forgetten from over 40 years ago - tears!

  • @MaritimeFox
    @MaritimeFox Рік тому +4

    When I worked in a ski resort we used Eddie's line to have fun with the ski lift operators who were French. We'd arrive at the lift with our guests and we'd say. 'Ou est le singe?' On cue, they would reply with 'Le singe est dans L'arbre'. We'd get on the chair lift and off we'd go. As our guests spoke French too they were bemused, not knowing that the ski lift guys were in on the joke. :)

  • @oscar_jacques
    @oscar_jacques 9 років тому +29

    I literally know this entire video off by heart, I've seen it so many times. I know every point where he stumbles and repeats himself, every movement he makes. Nerdy? Maybe. Awesome? Yes.

  • @Noutchka
    @Noutchka 8 років тому +310

    His accent is really good I must say.

    • @ChuckPlains
      @ChuckPlains 8 років тому +13

      Ohh, poor Eddie, I didn't know he had an accident. What happened?

    • @kamilebalciunaite3532
      @kamilebalciunaite3532 8 років тому +12

      An accent is a distinctive way of pronouncing a language :) Sophie is saying that the way he pronounces French is really good!

    • @persnicketyguy
      @persnicketyguy 8 років тому +18

      Kamile Balciunaite I think chuck is being sarcastic

    •  5 років тому +5

      His pronunciation of "disparu" is suboptimal, though.

    • @stijnvandamme76
      @stijnvandamme76 3 роки тому

      I'm sure he spends a lot of time in la Sud de France.

  • @hexalia
    @hexalia 17 років тому +13

    I love that you can tell what he's saying even without knowing a lot of French...it's brilliant

  • @pasqualepacicca-languagein5597
    @pasqualepacicca-languagein5597 8 років тому +80

    Great comedian, he simply doesn't care if he says something uncorrect, he simply turns it into a joke to amuse the audience... un travestit executif....ahahahah!

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 5 років тому +1

      Its incorrect to write or say incorrect. It isn't a word.

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 4 роки тому +1

      @@ingriddubbel8468 it's a reference to an expression he coined in English, earlier in the show

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 3 роки тому +1

      bit of a shame to assume he's just winging it at times, when he's clearly very proficient in French. Not to mention the basic fact that most (if not all) comedians know their routine by heart, so there's really no "he just turns his mistake into a joke" at ALL.

    • @pasqualepacicca-languagein5597
      @pasqualepacicca-languagein5597 3 роки тому

      @@ingriddubbel8468 it's uncorrect!

  • @mancebo7
    @mancebo7 4 роки тому +4

    Best stand up comedian on the planet... by a VERY long margin. Brilliant.

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 Рік тому

      Louis ck is much better , as are most Australian comics

    • @mancebo7
      @mancebo7 Рік тому

      @@ferise1 Yes, of course. And since you're at it, also throw in most French, Canadian, Swiss, Nigerian, Portuguese, Mongolian and Ukranian comedians (not "comics"...). Come to think of it, Eddie Izzard is not even talented, is he...?

  • @pdcockrum
    @pdcockrum 9 років тому +43

    Oh god I was crying I was laughing so hard. Just made learning french worth it

  • @barrycarleton4326
    @barrycarleton4326 3 роки тому +2

    I keep coming back to this scetch after 15 years in France and he is just as funny. even the comments are funny too.

  • @BDON
    @BDON 8 років тому +55

    This was funny! Je suis canadien et je parle français et anglais. nous apprenons le français à l'école. Eddie est très amusant à regarder :)

    • @BDON
      @BDON 8 років тому +5

      +Matt Silverstein there are others in Canada who speak French. I'm from Ontario, and there are a lot of people here who soeak french, most people from New Brunswick are Acadian and speak a different dialect of french. Not just the Québecois who speak french. You're pretty ignorant also. I know a lot of people in Québec who are the nicest people I have ever met. There are rude people ever where it's not fair to paint all with the same brush.

    • @BDON
      @BDON 8 років тому +1

      +Matt Silverstein the younger generations of Québecois(e) want to learn english and there is less politcal BS, but to be fair the French colonized Canada first. The reason they and so many Canadians speak french is because when the british took over they allowed them to keep their language and religion and over time they were able to keep their culture. I respect that. As for "Québecois" language because they were cut off from france their language didn't evolve the same way and they use a very old style of french, but Québecois slang is mostly spoke to other Québeckers. They can speak formal french also. Our english isn't proper english with all the slag we use. A person learning english may go wtf does "whats saying?" Mean or sup

    • @Londronable
      @Londronable 8 років тому +1

      +B DON Kind of amazing how, yes, after 10+ years of getting French at school I understand most of it perfectly.
      Just never ask me to speak it.

    • @k.a.u.4599
      @k.a.u.4599 8 років тому

      Jeremiah Nihilo It has been observed to be quite a different dialect/accent than French in France. It's actually closer to colonial French in the way that American English is closer to colonial British English!

    • @Stefmovie
      @Stefmovie 7 років тому +3

      I started learning French 21 days ago and I understood everything you typed!

  • @johnsmyth6283
    @johnsmyth6283 7 років тому +3

    I'd forgotten how much French I remembered from my schooldays!

  • @C1984_FR
    @C1984_FR 3 роки тому +13

    I'm learning French and I am really proud that I understood ALL of that 😂😂

  • @AndrewCheshire
    @AndrewCheshire 5 років тому +14

    The problem with this clip is that he uses sections of his act that happened during the previous 2 hours, so if you just show this video to somebody because it's "f---ing funny," they won't get a sizable chunk of the jokes.
    On the other hand, the great thing about this clip is that if you watched the whole show, you don't even need to know french to get all those jokes, because he's just that good at delivering his act.

  • @dianaw10
    @dianaw10 11 років тому +60

    "do you have a room to stay the night?" "yes we have rooms, we're a hotel" HAHAHA

  • @davok73
    @davok73 10 років тому +12

    Don't speak a word of French but still laughing, man is a comic genius :)

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 9 років тому +247

    View of the sea? In Paris? Good luck with that.

    • @cascinosilvio
      @cascinosilvio 8 років тому +2

      he is trying

    • @cascinosilvio
      @cascinosilvio 8 років тому +1

      He is a little lemo... para mi es bastante basico su humor... y no tiene tanta apertura como veria el mono que decis...hay mejores..con humor croscultural mucho mas rico. No deja de tener talento pero no llena mi interes.

    • @lukascielocaminante257
      @lukascielocaminante257 7 років тому +28

      You can have a beautiful view of the Seine and the distinctive green brownish colours that comes out of it, along with dead fishes and rusty cars.

    • @LauraMorland
      @LauraMorland 6 років тому +16

      Nowhere does Eddie state that the hotel is in Paris... just in France. ;-)

    • @parioceanchicago
      @parioceanchicago 6 років тому +5

      Tu m'as fais rire alors que je buvais. Je vais nettoyer.

  • @unseelie63
    @unseelie63 2 роки тому

    I had absolutely no idea that Eddie even existed when I found an advert for this 1999 HBO special in an entertainment magazine.Something about it just reached out and grabbed me.You must watch!!! So I did and it's been bringing me joy and hilarity ever since.I love this bit.And creating empires with flags,and being told that one must choose cake,or death...

  • @CreeperCrafterz34
    @CreeperCrafterz34 11 років тому +136

    I used this in my French Exam

    • @CreeperCrafterz34
      @CreeperCrafterz34 9 років тому +49

      Well, I must say I got an amazing B with an after school detention which was a double bonus to be fair. I got a lecture from Madame Lange herself on how not to use inappropriate language during an exam. Got a good laugh out of her though which was worth it!

    • @ZeHoSmusician
      @ZeHoSmusician 3 роки тому +1

      Did you manage to slip in, "the mouse underneath the table"? XD

  • @coucoubrandy1079
    @coucoubrandy1079 4 роки тому +2

    I love this sketch ! He's wonderfully bonkers. Brilliant !

  • @MakeupaddictPun
    @MakeupaddictPun 6 років тому +7

    Celui ci c'est tres amusant. Eddie est fantastique, et son humour et l'acte est drole ...amour d'inde [pardonnez ma francais, j'encore pratique] 😻

  • @pineapplequeen13
    @pineapplequeen13 4 роки тому +8

    Thought of this today because duolingo asked me to translate "The cat is on the table" into Italian lol

  • @ringo1029384756
    @ringo1029384756 6 років тому +8

    I will fit one of these lines into the speaking portion of my French exam.

  • @09yulstube
    @09yulstube 5 років тому +5

    This is the pencil of Ester Píscore!
    When learning English we also get a lot of "The cat is under the table"

  • @samielkhayri9272
    @samielkhayri9272 4 роки тому +1

    I never get sick of watching Eddie. :)

  • @airevacrn
    @airevacrn 10 років тому +76

    I'm the president of Zaire and I thought all that was fucking funny.

    • @josecartin825
      @josecartin825 7 років тому +1

      bellboy what was said about the president of Burundi that was funny?

    • @kennethmccamish4092
      @kennethmccamish4092 7 років тому +2

      Je suis le président de Côte d'Ivoire et Danemark.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 роки тому +1

      @@josecartin825 In guess you didn't get the reference, while I don't have the link, it's referring back to an earlier piece in the same special, in which he was talking about trying to flirt. The original bit was in English, and I forget how the president of Burundi fits into the whole thing, but he's counting on people recognizing little by little that he's just translating the nonsense from earlier in the evening.

  • @Francesco-cj3oi
    @Francesco-cj3oi Рік тому

    Incredible how back then there was no standup comedy outside of the US and UK, and now it's everywhere

  • @SamaraXX
    @SamaraXX 11 років тому +16

    Please don't be afraid of speaking French. We are not all arrogant and rude. In France, we suck at languages and this is why we are not always helpful. Some feel stupid if they don't understand your question. It's not against you. It's our pride talking. We are always happy to help when we are able to. I learn languages, Russian in particular. It's not always easy to speak to Russians too, but it's all about getting to know a different culture, right? And, no worries, we love your accent! :D

    • @edvardasbalika5813
      @edvardasbalika5813 3 роки тому

      So true! Thank you!

    • @Ksenazavr
      @Ksenazavr 3 роки тому +1

      I'm Russian and I know French a little so I think we could help each other to practice language!

    • @craiglist879
      @craiglist879 3 роки тому +1

      La plume de ma tante

  • @TheDSasterX
    @TheDSasterX 9 місяців тому

    Came back to this classic after my first year living as anglo in Montreal and i actually followed the French where i used to only get the three animals and then a bunch of gestures. Learning a language is so rewarding! 😃

  • @aigooboy
    @aigooboy 18 років тому +3

    Probably the most brilliant sketch ever.

  • @lasciamidasolo
    @lasciamidasolo 3 роки тому +1

    Watching this in the middle of prepping for B2 exams. Legend

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 5 років тому +3

    This is classic. I love it. Thanks.

  • @marjorieford4584
    @marjorieford4584 4 роки тому +2

    All the French I ever learned was in ballet class, and the few cognates between French and English, and I found this hilarious!

  • @USCol
    @USCol 17 років тому +10

    It's funny because he's repeating his stand up in a different language. And he's got timing.

  • @noodletongs2664
    @noodletongs2664 4 роки тому

    My mom had this show on vhs tape and I loved watching it as a kid. I was too young to get much but it was still funny

  • @Bubba1960.
    @Bubba1960. 2 роки тому +3

    I don't understand a lick of french, but laughed my ass off through this entire segment. The entire show was quite epic really.

  • @SpiritOfRadio1988
    @SpiritOfRadio1988 5 місяців тому +1

    The way he segwayed into the movie Speed is hilarious!

  • @kimifur
    @kimifur 5 років тому +9

    The only phrase I know in Dutch is "Ik ben tandarts" which means "I am a dentist". Since I'm not anything close to a dentist, this is very hard to work into a conversation!

  • @usageandattitude
    @usageandattitude Рік тому +1

    I saw him in Paris a good 15 years ago and french were morts de rire. Especially with the roman numbers

  • @parkviewmo
    @parkviewmo 17 років тому +3

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! I have just become aware of Eddie Izzard. This is so wonderful!

  • @Newee
    @Newee 4 роки тому +2

    as someone who's currently teaching prepositions this is HILARIOUS I feel so called out rn

  • @cbhaessig
    @cbhaessig 9 років тому +13

    This is hilarious... I just love him.

  • @Novastar.SaberCombat
    @Novastar.SaberCombat 4 місяці тому

    Izzard was amazing. I know a fair amount of French, but it's immediately obvious that even if one didn't, you could understand nearly *everything* he was quipping about. 💪😎✌️ #genius

  • @getoffthestageyoufatf1870
    @getoffthestageyoufatf1870 10 років тому +3

    I have no idea how anyone could make "Le singe est sur la branche" so damn funny, but Eddie finds a way. Can't understand all of it, but what I do pick up is hilarious :D.

  • @bascule42
    @bascule42 11 років тому

    I was first played this clip, and I didn't understand much, but after seeing the whole show, I found he was relating to material throughout the show, so it was quite easy to work out. I started to learn a little French because of this show

  • @rafflestraveller
    @rafflestraveller 17 років тому +35

    "Je dois partir maintenant parce que ma grand-mère est flambe!"
    hahaha best line it this already hilarious sketch :)

  • @Tzipporah7
    @Tzipporah7 6 років тому +1

    my faaaavorite from Eddie Izzard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 5 років тому +12

    "Je suis le président de Burundi."
    To be fair, if I'd been sitting with someone that enraptured by a spoon, I'd say anything to shut them up, too.

  • @sh0ck3r48
    @sh0ck3r48 2 роки тому

    always loved seeing eddie izzards stand up, excited to see them in the new series the lost symbol as a predominant character

  • @zecle
    @zecle 9 років тому +83

    repeat after me.
    the cat is in the kitchen.
    ze cat is in ze kitchain

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 3 роки тому +2

      Listen very carefully, I will say zis only once!

    • @zecle
      @zecle 3 роки тому

      @@Sekusamu *vis

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 3 роки тому

      @@zecle Why would you say "vis" only once?

    • @zecle
      @zecle 3 роки тому

      @@Sekusamu bicoz of ze diffrens bitouine VIS and ZAT.

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 3 роки тому +2

      @@zecle You mean ze differens bitouine ZIS and ZAT. If you replace a ​voiced dental fricative with a voiced alveolar sibilant in the one instance, then you must do it in the other instance as well. Put another way, because French doesn't have a ​voiced dental fricative, in the stereotypical French accent, a ​voiced dental fricative is replaced with a voiced alveolar sibilant. It is not replaced with a voiced labiodental fricative. That would be weird. It would be especially weird if the same speaker did it in one instance but not another.

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 9 років тому +2

    I feel so accomplished! I'm starting to learn French and I could understand most of what he was saying!

  • @titoumcaleera52
    @titoumcaleera52 11 років тому +5

    I'm French and i find it fucking hilarious. And he has a pretty good accent when he speaks in French. I was wondering how many English speaker understand what he said in French

  • @Angel77300
    @Angel77300 11 років тому +58

    His french is really good, even sometimes i didn t heard any accent

    • @Missticou
      @Missticou 10 років тому +5

      heard* mon pote ;) C'est vrai qu'il est balèze quand même, le seul anglais que j'aie entendu faire un "u" correct.

    • @Angel77300
      @Angel77300 10 років тому

      Missticou
      lol merci pour la corection mais dans ce cas laisse moi en faire une aussi ^^ c est 'j'ai' au present de l indicatif meme si tu es une fille. Bonne année sinon

    • @Missticou
      @Missticou 10 років тому +4

      Cedric L Que nenni mon brave, "que j'aie entendu", présent du subjonctif, et ça n'a rien à voir avec le fait que je sois une fille ! ^^

    • @64ninjaperson
      @64ninjaperson 10 років тому +4

      Missticou
      La chat est sur la table.

    • @Missticou
      @Missticou 10 років тому +3

      64ninjaperson LE chat est sur la table* ;)

  • @theneoangeles
    @theneoangeles 4 роки тому +7

    the first things we learn in english:
    _ The book is on the table;
    _Brian is in the kitchen;
    _your flower is beautiful;
    really easy to use in conversation too😂

  • @jacobnorman5420
    @jacobnorman5420 4 роки тому

    Why doesn’t this man have 1 BILLION SUBSCRIBERS??

  • @graceroseline
    @graceroseline 17 років тому +3

    This is one of his best routines.