And if it happens you have to do what's called "burn the ice" which means you pour hot water and melt it all. I've seen it all too often on Bar Rescue, places think they know more than professionals
Boy I love this incredibly violent bartender "can I get a gin and tonic?" "Sure that's an easy one!" _picks up glass_ "NAPKIN NAPKIN *SMASH* NAPKIN *SMASH* NAPKINNNNN"
ok but imagine how hilarious in concept it would be to order a cuba libre and your bartender just fuckin chucks glasses at the floor shattering them while aggressively shouting "NAPKIN! NAPKIN! NAPKIN!"
1:53 As a bartender, NEVER, scoop ice with a GLASS cup. God forbid it breaks, you'll have to clean out ALL of the ice before you can serve anymore ice to anyone.
You mean walking into a nightclub and immediately getting a cola bottle and three glasses smashed right in your face by Dan having a fit behind the bar because he forgot about the napkins?
So over the course of the VR videos, Dan has been: An office worker A convenience store cashier A mechanic A gourmet chef A pool hustler A secret agent A professional ping-pong player A bartender If he keeps this up, he'll give Homer Simpson a run for his money in terms of careers.
If I went to a swanky rooftop party, asked for a martini, and when the bartender was done with the vermouth they yeeted it straight off the roof I’d be pretty damn satisfied and they would be getting a handsome tip…
So i went to the bar last night.... and the barman kept screaming and throwing slightly wrong drinks on the floor. All while screaming about napkins? I think he needs help.
Just FYI the reason you use a scoop for ice and not the glass is that glass can break, and looks like bits of ice when broken. Intestinal bleeding is great lawsuit material. Also, if you ever break a glass in ice, pour a buncha grenadine over it. Most people are smart enough to realize that red tinted ice is bad.
Genuinely didn't considered that broken glass looks like ice before, thanks for pointing it out so people like me didn't need too sit and think about it for too long.
We used blue curacao rather than grenadine because it was cheaper per ounce. Splash it around a bit then have a barback get a couple pitchers of hot water to kill the ice with.
Note how dan made the gin and tonic perfectly Gin and tonic is Stuart Ashen's favorite cocktail THIS CAN ONLY MEAN THAT STUART IS KEEPING DAN HOSTAGE IN HIS BASEMENT
Oh god my literal sides, something about a cool, serious rooftop bar scene with the bartender repeatedly smashing all the glasses and bottles is absolutely hilarious
If i learned one thing from bar rescue, it's that you don't put the glass through the ice because glass shards could chip off and you would never know.
Had the exact same thought, learned from the exact same show. "That seems like it'd be easier, but alright!" An easier way to mess up your glasses maybe.
This game is missing drunken dwarves! Taphouse VR is pretty much like this except more tongue in cheek and has drunken dwarves as customers. I'd love to see Dan fool around in that. :D
If this game has a feature where actual customers come to the bar and order something, they have to put in a James Bond person ordering a Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred. That absolutely has to be a thing in the future
The bitter on the mostright is used to give cocktails like Sour an aroma so you won't smell the egg whites, like Angostura, the red bitter is an Aperitif, low alcohol level, low sugar level (but more than 10%) goes before meal in order to get your apetite going like Campari or Aperol Vermouth is technically also an Aperitif, I think it's made of grapes, for example Martini, Antica Formula Gin is a wheat distillate with spiced with Juniper (Originally called Jenever and made by the dutch but stolen by the Brits, was so easy to make at home, so they made laws where it has to be distilled under one roof and bottled in another, and so every UK Gin is tagged as "London Dry Gin" Beefeater for example, Hendrix is not London Dry cause it's Irish) Vodka is the same as Gin and Jenever minus the Juniper, it's literally a tasteless wheat distillate, made usually with continuous still which is faster and cheaper but doesn't save the alchol's flavor Whisky is usually made with pot still, which is slower and keeps the flavor of the alcohol Irish: Distilled thrice, giving it a softer flavor than the rest, it's ages in old (usually American) barrels Scottish: Distilled twic, ages in old (usually American) barrels American: Distilled twice, ages in brand new barrels Rum is a Molasses distillate, originated in the caribbean, White rum is just rum, gold rum is rum with food coloring, spiced rum is rum with different spices, Black rum is rum that sat in a barrel for a couple of years Cachaca is also technically a rum, I heard it's "poor people's rum" like Grappa is "poor people's wine" cause it's made of grape remains after they turn it into a win
Pastor of Muppets such useful information for someone who probably won’t use it ;) I like that my mum has ex bartender friends, don’t drink really so it’s useful to know what’s good
Just wanna say the reason we don't use a glass to scope the ice is because it will brake in the ice bath and then we can accidentally cut ourselves or do sevear harm to our customers. This is also why you can often find a bottle of red cordial near the ice baths in case glass does get broken we use it say don't use this ice bath.
Char10tti3 that's a fantastic joke to anyone who has seen the my nerd cubed kitchen but what I meant was in most bars (that have an ice bath) that there will be either red cordial or red dyed water to mark the ice baths
GhastCraft: 20 years later..."hey, remember when Dan said he'd play The Ship with the community? Still hasn't happened. " Other guy: "Who the fuck is Dan?"
@@JBG-AjaxzeMedia I think he means that it will snap into place if it comes near it, not exactly a spawn point, but more of a snap into the holder type deal
The amount of times I've wanted to smash glasses at work because somebody couldn't afford a double but decided to order it anyway, or screamed for me to replace a drink that THEY knocked over, or clicked their fingers and shouted at me despite being fifth in line... Dan is pretty much doing what i would if I didn't have a boss and money i need to make
Never, EVER scoop the glass through the ice. If the glass breaks, you have to clean out and drain the entire ice bin to be sure of getting the shards. Plus, it's unprofessional. Always use a scoop.
My god the bit near the end when he tried to throw the bottle back and smashed it instead, but because a replacement bottle appeared instantly he pretended he'd nailed it and just went down the line replacing every bottle XD
Tbh, the game has a point: any time someone orders a cocktail and the bartender doesn’t place a napkin on the counter, the customer should immediately walk away.
I love the craft, i appreciate what you do. Even though I can’t legally drink yet I’ve also found bartending and drink mixing really interesting. Very impressed by anyone that works in the field. Keep doing what you do!
Interesting fact: the reason you can't use a glass to pickup ice is because if the glass brakes, the shards of glass look like ice
Cool, i didn't know that!
Also it's unsanitary to stick your hands in the ice over and over like that
awesome
And if it happens you have to do what's called "burn the ice" which means you pour hot water and melt it all. I've seen it all too often on Bar Rescue, places think they know more than professionals
yummy yummy in my tummy!
Imagine a customer freaking the fuck out and leaving because the bartender didn't leave a napkin on the bartop before starting.
Boy I love this incredibly violent bartender "can I get a gin and tonic?" "Sure that's an easy one!" _picks up glass_ "NAPKIN NAPKIN *SMASH* NAPKIN *SMASH* NAPKINNNNN"
I have this image of walking along a street and just seeing vodka and gin bottles flying off a roof, and I'd think to myself "Huh... He made it."
ok but imagine how hilarious in concept it would be to order a cuba libre and your bartender just fuckin chucks glasses at the floor shattering them while aggressively shouting "NAPKIN! NAPKIN! NAPKIN!"
Don't forget pausing to pick up a glass that's phasing in and out of hyperspace.
16:00 watch the orange bottle he throws perfectly into that holder
1:53 As a bartender, NEVER, scoop ice with a GLASS cup. God forbid it breaks, you'll have to clean out ALL of the ice before you can serve anymore ice to anyone.
I take it you know that from experience... Poor bastard.
I hadn't thought of that, but yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
I’m just imagining an actual bartender destroying his entire bar whenever he forgets to put down a napkin
"What's this?! Dry?!?!"
*Pours it across the counter*
"Wrong!! Liquid!!"
Imagine walking in to a nightclub and everyone’s just staring at Dan having a fit behind the bar because he forgot about the napkins
You mean walking into a nightclub and immediately getting a cola bottle and three glasses smashed right in your face by Dan having a fit behind the bar because he forgot about the napkins?
They need to pack the counter with people so you have to try and concentrate while drunks are shouting and waving their arms at you XD
So over the course of the VR videos, Dan has been:
An office worker
A convenience store cashier
A mechanic
A gourmet chef
A pool hustler
A secret agent
A professional ping-pong player
A bartender
If he keeps this up, he'll give Homer Simpson a run for his money in terms of careers.
Well, he's not been Mr Plow yet
he still don't got shit on my man Johnny Sins
dont forget a *okay* dragonborn ... not when spiders around
SSofIreland don't forget a millionaire
Joseph Stalin
We don't speak of those _lesser_ games.
If I went to a swanky rooftop party, asked for a martini, and when the bartender was done with the vermouth they yeeted it straight off the roof I’d be pretty damn satisfied and they would be getting a handsome tip…
You're sitting there waiting for your drink and the bartender slightly messes it up so he fucking lobs the glass at the wall
So i went to the bar last night.... and the barman kept screaming and throwing slightly wrong drinks on the floor. All while screaming about napkins? I think he needs help.
I can just imagine Rebecca walking to Dan repeatedly shouting NAPKIN! and being visibly angrily flailing his arms everywhere violently 😂😂😂
16:06 Everybody else saw him land that orange bottle RIGHT in the cup holder by complete fucking accident, right
Thanks for pointing that out.
Just FYI the reason you use a scoop for ice and not the glass is that glass can break, and looks like bits of ice when broken. Intestinal bleeding is great lawsuit material. Also, if you ever break a glass in ice, pour a buncha grenadine over it. Most people are smart enough to realize that red tinted ice is bad.
Genuinely didn't considered that broken glass looks like ice before, thanks for pointing it out so people like me didn't need too sit and think about it for too long.
We used blue curacao rather than grenadine because it was cheaper per ounce. Splash it around a bit then have a barback get a couple pitchers of hot water to kill the ice with.
To (mis)quote Terry Pratchett ‘you know what they say, when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his drinks he is tired of life.’
I love the idea of dan training a new bartender and when he sees no napkin just throws all the glasses
Note how dan made the gin and tonic perfectly
Gin and tonic is Stuart Ashen's favorite cocktail
THIS CAN ONLY MEAN THAT STUART IS KEEPING DAN HOSTAGE IN HIS BASEMENT
You are just finding this out?
Oh god my literal sides, something about a cool, serious rooftop bar scene with the bartender repeatedly smashing all the glasses and bottles is absolutely hilarious
Not surprising. Juxtaposing silly with serious always makes for the best comedy.
I love how VR makes something as mundane as making drinks interensting and entertaining.
If i learned one thing from bar rescue, it's that you don't put the glass through the ice because glass shards could chip off and you would never know.
Had the exact same thought, learned from the exact same show.
"That seems like it'd be easier, but alright!"
An easier way to mess up your glasses maybe.
16:05 that's some skills there with that orange bottle
Went to bar.
Asked for a simple martini.
Bartender had a fit looking for napkins.
15/10, would go to nightclub again.
Thomas Blanchard
Bartender was a good bloke.
Kept muttering about the color of the napkins.
Good lad. Would recommend.
@@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. is he drunk or sober when doing that
@@mofo1188 I mean, why not both?
I want to know what Dan's neighbors think after hearing him scream "NAPKIN" for hours.
All good bartenders lob the glass on the floor if they get it wrong.
Me: 1 Cuba Libre pls
Dantender: *grabs glass* No, fucking napkin
Me: Oh that's oka...
DAntender: NAPKIN! NAPKIN! NAPKIN!
I laughed way too hard at this. I laughed for a solid 3 minutes... Thank you good sir.
glad to be of service
i couldnt be a bartender, i would be too tempted to throw single ice cubes onto the dance floor throughout the night slowly making it more slippery
Jaco_sims: I have found the ultimate asshole. My quest has been completed. Lol
I promise you, you throwing singular ice cubes onto a dance floor will clean it if anything...
I'd love to go into a nightclub and see Dan screaming the word "NAPKIN" and shattering glasses.
"Sorry, we don't have coca cola, only Pepsi"
This must be most realistic simulator ever!
Dan's favourite drink? - a Nerd Cuba Libre of course.
The one thing this game needs is persistent glass so by the end of this he would have to be climbing over shards
'Wheres my bottle opener' most accurate part of working on a bar.
This game is missing drunken dwarves!
Taphouse VR is pretty much like this except more tongue in cheek and has drunken dwarves as customers. I'd love to see Dan fool around in that. :D
I would love to walk up to a bar and find Dan smashing glasses screaming about napkins
I'd adore a bar where the bartender is half mad and can smash shit as he's making your drinks and flings shit everywhere (not at you obviously)
Been watching youtube for years and have never finished a video full on crying of laughter before, well played.
as a professional alcoholic i can say you are a great bartender
Sir, I ordered a rum and coke and you put 86mL of rum in when I clearly asked for 85mL. Is your manager around?
No, it's "I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER BECAUSE THIS INCOMPETENT CHILD MADE MY DRINK WRONG"
"Margarita... My favourite flavour Pizza."
Just got off my bartending shift and this makes an amazing winding-down video lmao
You don't use the glass to scoop ice from the well in case the glass chips. Nobody wants glass shards in their drinks.
If this game has a feature where actual customers come to the bar and order something, they have to put in a James Bond person ordering a Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred. That absolutely has to be a thing in the future
Anyone else really want to see Cocktail Chemistry recreate Dan's drinks?
Dan goes on to get a job as an IRL bartender but gets fired because he's used to throwing everything when he messes up.
Why is there not a 'breaking crap' vr game? It would work so well to reduce stress.
As someone who makes drinks at a racecourse I can confirm this is accurate
16:06 look at the top right
He flipped?
Dan in VR is just the best thing.
All of these expensive, snazzy bottles of booze- and what does he go "ooo!" at?
The sugar syrup. XD
"Hit the ceiling, shit on my eyes."
The bitter on the mostright is used to give cocktails like Sour an aroma so you won't smell the egg whites, like Angostura, the red bitter is an Aperitif, low alcohol level, low sugar level (but more than 10%) goes before meal in order to get your apetite going like Campari or Aperol
Vermouth is technically also an Aperitif, I think it's made of grapes, for example Martini, Antica Formula
Gin is a wheat distillate with spiced with Juniper (Originally called Jenever and made by the dutch but stolen by the Brits, was so easy to make at home, so they made laws where it has to be distilled under one roof and bottled in another, and so every UK Gin is tagged as "London Dry Gin" Beefeater for example, Hendrix is not London Dry cause it's Irish)
Vodka is the same as Gin and Jenever minus the Juniper, it's literally a tasteless wheat distillate, made usually with continuous still which is faster and cheaper but doesn't save the alchol's flavor
Whisky is usually made with pot still, which is slower and keeps the flavor of the alcohol
Irish: Distilled thrice, giving it a softer flavor than the rest, it's ages in old (usually American) barrels
Scottish: Distilled twic, ages in old (usually American) barrels
American: Distilled twice, ages in brand new barrels
Rum is a Molasses distillate, originated in the caribbean, White rum is just rum, gold rum is rum with food coloring, spiced rum is rum with different spices, Black rum is rum that sat in a barrel for a couple of years
Cachaca is also technically a rum, I heard it's "poor people's rum" like Grappa is "poor people's wine" cause it's made of grape remains after they turn it into a win
Pastor of Muppets such useful information for someone who probably won’t use it ;)
I like that my mum has ex bartender friends, don’t drink really so it’s useful to know what’s good
you're a bartender, aren't you?
As a professional bartender, this hurts me.
Now remember over a hundred of them.
“SHIT ON MY EYES” is my new favourite exclamation.
This needs to be a permadeath series.
yes just yes
This is almost as good as his Job Simulator series! And that had me rolling on the floor a few times. Bravo!
Just wanna say the reason we don't use a glass to scope the ice is because it will brake in the ice bath and then we can accidentally cut ourselves or do sevear harm to our customers. This is also why you can often find a bottle of red cordial near the ice baths in case glass does get broken we use it say don't use this ice bath.
Ronan Mates yes the red in the glass ice is.... cordial 🍷
Char10tti3 that's a fantastic joke to anyone who has seen the my nerd cubed kitchen but what I meant was in most bars (that have an ice bath) that there will be either red cordial or red dyed water to mark the ice baths
I know its old but...
Dan when you gonna do that community lets play of The Ship?
GhastCraft no but really, when
GhastCraft: 20 years later..."hey, remember when Dan said he'd play The Ship with the community? Still hasn't happened. "
Other guy: "Who the fuck is Dan?"
He made a joke about people still asking for it in one of his podcasts XD
The 15 straws drink/glitch killed me :D
Bottle flip in the top right corner at 16:05
Thanks
i thought i was seein things lmao
@@thrills4132 nope, he picked it up from it's spawn point
@@JBG-AjaxzeMedia I think he means that it will snap into place if it comes near it, not exactly a spawn point, but more of a snap into the holder type deal
Poggers
Makes me depressed how peak this was back In the day
old school nerd cubed humor in this one. tossing the drinks on the ground killed me every time.
When his sense of humour died a couple of years ago I lost all interest in the channel. I guess this was a one-off, and I'm glad I found it.
this reminded of that spongebob episode where he forgets how to make a krabby patty and slowly loses his mind
Note to self: If I ever see Dan as a bartender, leave that bar/club/pub immediately and call the police...
As a bartender, I can confirm that this is a highly accurate representation of the profession
Natalie Hanson even the breaking every possible bottle when forgetting the napkin?
especially when you forget the napkin
Game would be much more interesting with a campaign in which you have to attend the customers, wash glasses and restock.
I swear whenever NerdCubed starts recording ANY VR simulator, comedy magic is guaranteed xD
Honestly I’ve been watching Dan for years and not once have I not enjoyed a video
No.bryant Must have very low standards, he’s put out some real shit vids.
Anime bartender VR: wash same glass for hours, never have customers except that one guy, give exception life advice.
What does the bar have against costumes?
Does customers calling you the c word because THEY made a mistake in their order come as DLC?
30 mL of bitters in any drink is crazy. Absolutely nuts. So it certainly fits in at any bar tended by Dan.
I want nerd cubed to make a game where he yells at you when you can't play the game.
I feel like the name "VRtender" is a missed opportunity.
These are the vids people remember Dan! Job simulator levels of laughter here! Bravo!
derik yolk these are the vids people remember, job simulator levels of comedy
video over five years into his youtube career vs just cause 2
VRTender.... how did they miss that one
i love how Dan's Thumbnails look like fucking movies but when you click on it its silly fun which is awesome
If dan was a bartender at a nightclub the nightclub would need to buy new cups everyday
The most "Dan" video you've uploaded in, gosh, a year? This is really back to your roots.
"NerdCubed keeps forgetting a fucking napkin..."
I love the invulnerable straw spider Dan accidentally made and couldn't kill
Bar Staff wages £7 per hour
Cleaning Staff wages £120 per hour
Insurance £500,000 per month
Hospital bills: Priceless
i fucking lost it when he made his own drink jesus
The amount of times I've wanted to smash glasses at work because somebody couldn't afford a double but decided to order it anyway, or screamed for me to replace a drink that THEY knocked over, or clicked their fingers and shouted at me despite being fifth in line... Dan is pretty much doing what i would if I didn't have a boss and money i need to make
Don't forget people being genuinely angry at you for the price of the drink, as if you had any say on it
Jesus, where do you work? Nobody has ever, ever screamed at me to replace a drink that they dropped.
Or the ones that scream at you for not having a certain drink on tap 😂😂😂
I can't believe Dan didn't put the lime in the coconut
and drink em both up.
Now if they could work together and merge this with Va-11 Hall-A
Never, EVER scoop the glass through the ice. If the glass breaks, you have to clean out and drain the entire ice bin to be sure of getting the shards. Plus, it's unprofessional. Always use a scoop.
I hope you don't mind me saying that if I ever find myself at a bar you're tending, I'm going to order every drink I can think of.
I wonder if the steam workshop will have support for people's own drink recipies
In the end, even the game is like: "Go home Dan, you're too drunk, you don't know what you're doing mate."
Martini, gin not vodka, stir counterclockwise for ten seconds while staring at an unopened bottle of vodka
The last word is vermouth, not vodka
Yes bartender, I would like a smashed glass on the rocks please.
That's ice, thirty vodka, eighty soda, and a temper tantrum because you forgot the napkin.
Jam Usagi mate, I burst out laughing because of this. Thank you
This video is pure gold from start to finish!!
My god the bit near the end when he tried to throw the bottle back and smashed it instead, but because a replacement bottle appeared instantly he pretended he'd nailed it and just went down the line replacing every bottle XD
Tbh, the game has a point: any time someone orders a cocktail and the bartender doesn’t place a napkin on the counter, the customer should immediately walk away.
The last minute of the video has to be the best ending to any N3 video i've ever seen
i work as a bartender and during my time off work i watch someone play as a bartender in vr
I love the craft, i appreciate what you do. Even though I can’t legally drink yet I’ve also found bartending and drink mixing really interesting. Very impressed by anyone that works in the field. Keep doing what you do!
Put a 60 second unskippable ad on that one and I'd still watch it again. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
Dan broke (probably) 37 glasses and bottles, plus the entire game in the duration of this video. Just thought you wanted to know
Sukhee Hong he can put that on his CV