The needler is basically my weapon of choice in ALL the games, in CE I usually coupled it with the Magnum. And yeah, pink needles in that one too. "Fear the pink mist" is still my favorite achievement name of the series. =p
-Literally Just did a quest about unlocking a store by hacking it- -Immediately after goes "All the stores are closed, I think we have to progress the story then"- Oh Jesse Cox you silly gamer
Crendor actually the weapon in Halo is called the Needler which in fact was only duel wieldable in Halo 2 but it was considered to over powered so in Halo 3 they removed it from being duel wieldable. Another known fact about the Needler is that in Halo CE (The first one) the Needles were Blue and not Pink.
What happened during Hack the World was Kinzie was explaining how to instantly clear your notoriety, you just have to look for a gold glowing orb that moves around very quickly, and then kill it with e. It shows up on your minimap so even if you lose sight of it you can still follow it easily.
This game is basically a standalone expansion, like Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion. The core game still lives, the same engine. Just a fresh splash on the graphics, some new repetitious story elements and new features. It's saints
dear god this game is just sooooo amazingly awesome to the nth power times infinity. BEST. GAME. EVER. hurry up and upload more. screw all other series your doing, you and crendor just got a full time job playing this game.
It's inspired by tons of things, the Matrix, Tron, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Ghost busters (You'll see later in the series) and tons more stuffles.
Most of the side quests are organized into missions given by allies as you rescue them, so if you don't wanna miss out on some dialog from them don't do all the side stuff before they tell you to do it. Also, talk to Keith David. Dubstep gun is best gun ever.
Jesse, one of the quests from keith david gets you a dubstep gun, one of the quests you can gt from him right now actually, get it, you'll love it when you add on the explosive wubs, customizing also changes the dubstep.
Hey, Crendor I know that you (and maybe Jesse, even though he knows better) sometimes read through comments. At 14:12 the thing that happened was that somehow you two managed to get credit for catching a golden ball thing (a CID) and pressing 'E' without actually doing it. When you actually do it, it resets your notoriety to 0. It's sort of like quidditch. Perhaps you two already realized this, but if not, hopefully this helps. Looking forward to the next video!
1. Stores unlock when you hack them. 2. Keith David's side quest "campaign of destruction" unlocks the dubstep cannon. I highly recommend completing that quest ASAP
Jesse, at all Planet Zins there are two Zinyak Statues. There are also a bunch of statues scattered around the world. If you blow them up they give you XP and money.
The two most powerful men on the planet, able to run at the speed of sound, leap tall buildings in a single bound, and command the powers of the very elements... driving around in a glorified golf cart. High quality entertainment right there.
Jesse, the lock icon is the same as the purchase icon from saints row 3, you need to go there and hack them to gain influence in Steelport. you can always visit them
Especially those unskippable ads about shoes. Because as you may be aware; that's how Jesse gets money to put food on his table, to keep his shelter from the elements, to get him electricity and internet, and finally allows him to focus on these youtube videos! :D
I love the writing behind the later Saint's Row games but I really wish they would've put a bit more development into this game, just feels.....not all it could be to me. Still fun though, love this series Jesse!!!
i love how jesse turns around for five seconds doing something constructive, then when he turns around and says hey where are ya crendor? crendor shows up in a sherman tank or something and murders a bunch of people he thinks is Hitler.
Yeah, I realized that as the video went on, that Hack the Planet was the name of the mission, but hey, there is always the chance that the quest name is a reference to Hackers, knowing how much the game likes to reference things
His 2000 video is the Best OF all his videos up to that point. With suggestions from his Subs. when we mark the Episode and the Time when it starts until it ends on that video.
hey jesse, are you planning on doing an extra long episode of anything? I love pretty much everything you are doing as of late, so can you please reply? Thanks.
Just a note on the statues: When fully upgraded, they go down to six shots of the heavy pistol. That one was my weapon of choice to take them out. Spent forever looking for the last statue, since I thought I'd cleared out the airport and didn't look there again, but of course that's where it was.
if u look at the white line around the weapon they are using, right under their blue health line you can see it running low. that means they are loosing their speed.
Nothing aside from reminding them to get the Noisy Cricket from the lets pretend "staff only" room, but they'll probably remember to do that when they realize the lock just means they can hack the store.
Jesse, you NEED to get the dubstep gun and btw, did you know that when your character super runs and super jumps that it makes a very cool techno sound?
I think not really knowing anything about a game and therefore not knowing what one should and should not do is advised when watching these two play it.
Just done a unhacking of a store, "i guess we should progress the story seeing as all the stores are locked" *facepalm*
The skin that makes the .45 into Mal's gun from Firefly is pretty epic too :)
Has superspeed, drives around in a slow golf cart. That's Jesse alright xD
If you want to go full Neo, there is a outfit at Nobody Loves Me (a store in the game) which makes you look exactly like Neo
"He's just trying to construct things."
You could say he's making *sunglasses* reparations.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The needler is basically my weapon of choice in ALL the games, in CE I usually coupled it with the Magnum.
And yeah, pink needles in that one too.
"Fear the pink mist" is still my favorite achievement name of the series. =p
That damn panda suit kills me everytime :)
I like that you guys are just having fun and not doing a boring walkthrough. Keep getting distracted!
11:30
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If you understand this reference, good for you!
He said Tokyo.
-Literally Just did a quest about unlocking a store by hacking it-
-Immediately after goes "All the stores are closed, I think we have to progress the story then"-
Oh Jesse Cox you silly gamer
"Wow what's going on inside of me" - Jesse Cox 2013
The needles were somewhat blue when wielding the gun yes, but they were pink when on the ground, in enemy hands, and the ammo is pink aswell
"Do you think I can punt this fat lady into the water?" -Crendor, 2013
The end of the night, just as I thought I'd run out of videos to watch before going to sleep, Jesse comes through. Thank you, Jesse!
Crendor actually the weapon in Halo is called the Needler which in fact was only duel wieldable in Halo 2 but it was considered to over powered so in Halo 3 they removed it from being duel wieldable. Another known fact about the Needler is that in Halo CE (The first one) the Needles were Blue and not Pink.
Well. Can't say I saw the scene with Kinzie coming. Had a great laugh though! xD
Jesse's panda costume beating everyone up reminds me of those Japanese milk commercials.
What happened during Hack the World was Kinzie was explaining how to instantly clear your notoriety, you just have to look for a gold glowing orb that moves around very quickly, and then kill it with e. It shows up on your minimap so even if you lose sight of it you can still follow it easily.
This game is basically a standalone expansion, like Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion. The core game still lives, the same engine. Just a fresh splash on the graphics, some new repetitious story elements and new features. It's saints
dear god this game is just sooooo amazingly awesome to the nth power times infinity. BEST. GAME. EVER. hurry up and upload more. screw all other series your doing, you and crendor just got a full time job playing this game.
It's inspired by tons of things, the Matrix, Tron, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Ghost busters (You'll see later in the series) and tons more stuffles.
Most of the side quests are organized into missions given by allies as you rescue them, so if you don't wanna miss out on some dialog from them don't do all the side stuff before they tell you to do it. Also, talk to Keith David. Dubstep gun is best gun ever.
Thanks so much for telling them this. I literally facepalmed when crendor killed the Gold Orb before the game had the chance to say what it was.
I think Crendor means wither the Spiker or the Needler.
Needler.
Jesse, one of the quests from keith david gets you a dubstep gun, one of the quests you can gt from him right now actually, get it, you'll love it when you add on the explosive wubs, customizing also changes the dubstep.
Hey, Crendor I know that you (and maybe Jesse, even though he knows better) sometimes read through comments. At 14:12 the thing that happened was that somehow you two managed to get credit for catching a golden ball thing (a CID) and pressing 'E' without actually doing it. When you actually do it, it resets your notoriety to 0. It's sort of like quidditch. Perhaps you two already realized this, but if not, hopefully this helps.
Looking forward to the next video!
1. Stores unlock when you hack them. 2. Keith David's side quest "campaign of destruction" unlocks the dubstep cannon. I highly recommend completing that quest ASAP
New single from Jesse Cox:
Hack That Store:
"Im gonna hack it, Im gonna hack that store, and then Im comin for you!"
Also, doing all the side missions will have you do all the activities, I never did them on my own and by the end i had 100% control
There is no describing how supremely badass and insane this series is.
hahahaha best ending rap ever hahah gj Jesse ^^
when jesse keeps trying to kick the Warden, a part of me dies.
Love these vids Jesse! My wife and I watch them together and laugh our butts off. Good stuff.
Revisiting the sacred texts once more, the pilgrimage repeats
Absolutely loving this series. Keep 'em coming guys!
That ending was funny as hell! XD
Jesse, at all Planet Zins there are two Zinyak Statues. There are also a bunch of statues scattered around the world. If you blow them up they give you XP and money.
I love these episodes so very much. I can't wait to see more Jesse! :D
For you? Sure.
I love the Demolition man Reference when they are looking at those space toilets.
The two most powerful men on the planet, able to run at the speed of sound, leap tall buildings in a single bound, and command the powers of the very elements... driving around in a glorified golf cart.
High quality entertainment right there.
Jesse, the lock icon is the same as the purchase icon from saints row 3, you need to go there and hack them to gain influence in Steelport. you can always visit them
Oh my god, when Crendor turned that corner with that flamethrower truck I lost my shit. I was laughing so hard I was crying. This game is amazing.
I've been wondering this for weeks now, TYVM for posting this.
How does this have 527 likes, but only 307 views? This channel is magical!
The Blow Up doll piloting the ship is a call back to "Airplane" - when the autopilot is engaged.
One of the most hilarious episodes of this lp so far. lol
Especially those unskippable ads about shoes. Because as you may be aware; that's how Jesse gets money to put food on his table, to keep his shelter from the elements, to get him electricity and internet, and finally allows him to focus on these youtube videos! :D
In the xbox version of CE 1 the needles are also pink. Only those on top of the needler looked purple/pinkish.
Ug, such a bad day, voluntary 12 hours of work because everything Im working on broke with 2 hour commute each way, thank you jesse
Collect the clusters! When you have enough of them you can upgrade your super sprint so it is faster than any car
"Hack The Planet".. Loving all the references :D
oh my god romancing kinzie was the best thing ever i didn't think she would do that honestly
so many things that can be remixed into hilarious songs, I'm disappointed Internet. also love the outros for these, simply hilarious.
I can't even count the number of times I "romanced" Kinzie. Best character in the game, period.
i love how Jesse just starts this episode in a panda costume and we have no idea how he got it
I feel that the blowup doll piloting the ship is a reference to the great movie "airplane" great fucking movie
Im just watching to hear the 30 second rap at the end
LMAO
You see this is why your my favourite youtuber.
I love Jesse's sad panda voice!
You need the Glide power first (Located under Super jump).
Once you have it,just hold X to glide.
These videos are like Marvel movies. You stay for the credits for that little extra surprise.
I love the writing behind the later Saint's Row games but I really wish they would've put a bit more development into this game, just feels.....not all it could be to me. Still fun though, love this series Jesse!!!
i love how jesse turns around for five seconds doing something constructive, then when he turns around and says hey where are ya crendor? crendor shows up in a sherman tank or something and murders a bunch of people he thinks is Hitler.
Yeah, I realized that as the video went on, that Hack the Planet was the name of the mission, but hey, there is always the chance that the quest name is a reference to Hackers, knowing how much the game likes to reference things
You can also get unlimited sprinting upgrade from the quests too.
nearly at 2k vids!
Early congrats Jesse!
Press the sprint button if you have purchaced the glide abillity then you do that.
His 2000 video is the Best OF all his videos up to that point. With suggestions from his Subs. when we mark the Episode and the Time when it starts until it ends on that video.
Jesse, you can unlock any store you want by just going to it and doing that little hacking mini game.
"And F him in the butt!" I laughed more than I should have.
The blowup doll pilot is a reference to Airplane. Great movie.
The love is strong in this one :D
10:53 Guy on lawn: I must embrace my destiny and become ARMADILLO MAN
*Runs into giant, obvious stream of fire*
"Why do you keep setting me on fire!?"
Oh, Jesse...
I hope you soon realize that all of those clusters you got is what you use to get new powers and upgrade then
Why are the two previous parts of their playthrough private?
hey jesse, are you planning on doing an extra long episode of anything? I love pretty much everything you are doing as of late, so can you please reply?
Thanks.
You can't refuse the president it seems lol.
atleast SOME people are alive when jesse and crendog are in charge.
You know when a ep starts out with confusion... Its not gonna change.. but damn its going to be good
Jesse, there were many references you missed on the ship. I really hope you noticed the three shells, though.
I'd suggest putting your cash into upgraded your guns, its really helpful to have massive clips and the special effect of each weapon!
@2:54 Crendor, you used to HAVE one of those in SR:TT.
That rap at the end won you a like. That and I lost my shit when Crendor showed up in the Gatmobile.
Just a note on the statues: When fully upgraded, they go down to six shots of the heavy pistol. That one was my weapon of choice to take them out.
Spent forever looking for the last statue, since I thought I'd cleared out the airport and didn't look there again, but of course that's where it was.
that end credits rap was the best thing ever
I've been waiting all day for this and it just popped up on his page. PRAISE DA LAWD
if u look at the white line around the weapon they are using, right under their blue health line you can see it running low. that means they are loosing their speed.
Nothing aside from reminding them to get the Noisy Cricket from the lets pretend "staff only" room, but they'll probably remember to do that when they realize the lock just means they can hack the store.
Jesse, you NEED to get the dubstep gun and btw, did you know that when your character super runs and super jumps that it makes a very cool techno sound?
Saints Row 4, even making warping to shore awesome
"We had the intercourse"
Its actually called Type-33 Guided Munition Launcher, or the GML33. Not the crystal gun.
Jesse, the lock on the stores doesn't mean they're not accessible. It means that you have to hack into them.
He's said it before and he'll say it again, THEIR SPRINT RUNS OUT
"Hack the stores to unlock them" "Well stores are locked, we can't use them." Oh I dunno, hack them like you were just told?
I think not really knowing anything about a game and therefore not knowing what one should and should not do is advised when watching these two play it.
In the "the whole universe is about to die if we don't save it" scenario that seems far more plausible to me than the Bioware games' romancing options
23:20 NEW RING TONE XD