Saints Row 4 [Part 12] - Ass Effect 3

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  • @SoulerVids
    @SoulerVids 11 років тому +50

    Here's a little story for you:
    I was playing these videos in the background while doing some modding for Morrowind (there's a new graphics overhaul and nostalgia hit me), and the modding program started an automated process about which it previously warned me. This process means I can't use the computer for a while, so I thought I'd raise Chrome and watch the video until it's done. Only it wouldn't let me alt-tab, or stop and restart the program once I raised Chrome... So I said something that translates to "go fuck yourself" and went to the kitchen to make some food while I wait. While I was in the kitchen, I heard the computer volume raise and go "I'M INSIDE OF HIM" "I S THE D". Now I've finished the game so I guessed what was happening, but I had to spend a while explaining to my mom what I was watching. So thanks Jesse, now my mom knows I play games with neon dildo bats.

  • @bradturner6992
    @bradturner6992 9 років тому +10

    Man, the ending left me wounded, As if being ravished by a small sentient robot wasn't enough, A big built blue dude starts getting it on from behind as well. probably my favourite part of this series so far.

  • @zleeba
    @zleeba 10 років тому +14

    I remember defending CID only using the Dubstep Gun....good times...

  • @wipeout2098
    @wipeout2098 11 років тому +1

    The "full of stars" reference is to the science-fiction book 2001 as it wasn't in the movie (although they did add to the sequel movie 2010).
    It's said when the central character flies to a mysterious black object in his spaceship and finds it becoming a gateway to hyperspace.

  • @TheIcepaws
    @TheIcepaws 11 років тому +25

    "Ass Effect" Welp, My day has been made.

  • @dhege002
    @dhege002 10 років тому +29

    It's not that y'all are bad at gaming. It's just that you lack the ability to read basic instructions that pop onto your screen in big, bold letters....

    • @cherrybomber4864
      @cherrybomber4864 10 років тому +1

      Crendor is too refined for that shit.

    • @cherrybomber4864
      @cherrybomber4864 10 років тому +1

      Jesse on the other hand...

    • @TundraCrow
      @TundraCrow 9 років тому +1

      Many UA-camrs that play games on their channels seem to suffer the same disorder of not reading on screen instructions. as well as players in multiplayer games. Is why I wish they would have voiced over tips in loading screens teach people to play with basics.

    • @dhege002
      @dhege002 9 років тому +2

      They are trying to entertain us and I love them for that. Just a little attention could save a lot of butt clenching is all...

  • @Bangofsteam01
    @Bangofsteam01 11 років тому +12

    "You need me to ravage you..." Welp.... he learns quick, we humans are so easy to figure out... x3

    • @MarkoPolo1223
      @MarkoPolo1223 10 років тому +9

      Jesse did say he wanted the golden CIDs to make him immortal and give him bjs, he got half of what he wanted.

    • @viktorvandersteen2280
      @viktorvandersteen2280 7 років тому

      MarkoPolo1223 k

  • @massivepileup
    @massivepileup 11 років тому

    Useful to know with the dubstep gun is that it doesn't stop the song when you use a superpower so you can fling blasts at shielded enemies without having to wait for the "spin up" after that. It has really high sustained damage output so it's worth using. The abductor on the other hand instakills murderbots so it's not a bad choice either.

  • @Bujambi
    @Bujambi 11 років тому +1

    Jesse Cox : The ULTIMATE TUNNEL VISION!
    "Why won't it let me use it?!?"
    *Directions to use it blatantly on the screen*

  • @RogueNPCs
    @RogueNPCs 11 років тому

    Oh and the bounced shots auto target and home in on the targets. Don't get me wrong, I love Jesse, he's pretty much the only youtuber I watch anymore.

  • @Br0saurusRex
    @Br0saurusRex 11 років тому

    Nerds love nerds that's why Jesse and Crendor are together. No but you guys are great.

  • @laurendempsie9914
    @laurendempsie9914 11 років тому

    Awesome, love this play through! All we need now is for the podcast to come back :)

  • @827922011
    @827922011 11 років тому

    If you upgrade the bounce gun it's amazing. You can clear out the flashpoints in one pull of the trigger.

  • @Tarudizer
    @Tarudizer 11 років тому

    Seriously, those raps at the end.... are the absolute best things in the entire world.

  • @shikamaru317
    @shikamaru317 11 років тому

    I found the dubstep gun kind of difficult to use personally, all of the flashing lights and explosions it caused were very distracting, I couldn't tell if I was aiming it at enemies or not. However, it was excellent for taking out wardens.
    The bounce gun is amazing for taking out large groups, fully upgraded it can take out large groups of enemies with just a few shots.

  • @johndoe-fn3kh
    @johndoe-fn3kh 11 років тому

    Jesse needs to upload more of these. So funny

  • @TheBaitou
    @TheBaitou 11 років тому

    I have tears streaming, and I can't breathe after an ending like that.
    Damn I was not prepared.

  • @Tyirel
    @Tyirel 11 років тому

    A good strategy i have found is to pick something up with TK and then super sprint at something. it does immense damage.

  • @trexattack
    @trexattack 11 років тому

    The last minute and the ending rap made this my fave episode yet 3

  • @Xanthromire
    @Xanthromire 11 років тому

    bounce gun fully up graded can take out an entire control point with one shot its pretty good

  • @noodle155
    @noodle155 11 років тому

    The Bounce Gun combined with the freeze explosion upgrade is the best thing ever.

  • @CynUnion-ji9uj
    @CynUnion-ji9uj 10 років тому +4

    I was waiting for jesse to find the han solo option

  • @Geekanomicon
    @Geekanomicon 11 років тому

    Watched the whole video waiting for the reference and I can't spoil it for people... Just watch it all. Best buildup ever!

  • @timotheus1973
    @timotheus1973 11 років тому

    I was eating breakfast and about spit out my Capt. Crunch when CID went to "pleasure" Jesse. Freaking hilarious. Nothing has made me laugh out loud like that in a long time.

  • @Kiralitess
    @Kiralitess 11 років тому

    Jesse sent me from the podcast, almost forgot to check for the new vid. Going to be awesome.

  • @Nonemorepale
    @Nonemorepale 11 років тому

    These vids always end in complete anarchy, good work sir

  • @thedillybot
    @thedillybot 9 років тому

    @29:30 I did not expect the Cid to play ball (pardon the pun)... but so worth it.

  • @shikamaru317
    @shikamaru317 11 років тому

    Jesse and Crendor are way underestimating the bounce gun, one of the most powerful weapons in the game.

  • @evilherodiamondcat
    @evilherodiamondcat 11 років тому

    I really hope he does that, it sounds awesome.

  • @Nergathh
    @Nergathh 11 років тому

    Fire is crazy if you upgrade duration and that guys explode when they die affected with fire. And only one fire blast will be enough to kill a guy when you got max duration. When they explode tha fire debuff will spread and kill even more people.

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 11 років тому

    Ah, I should know better than to drink while watching these things. I almost chocked to death watching the robot and crendor have their way with jesse.

  • @MikeTheGamer77
    @MikeTheGamer77 11 років тому

    because at max sprint speed the cars disappear into the sky or explode on low ceilings, causing the ZIn to come after you. It can get a tad annoying after a while.

  • @vaserva7956
    @vaserva7956 11 років тому

    Saw this on FaceBook Jesse automaticly i was pumped

  • @kpajpr
    @kpajpr 11 років тому

    "nerds love nerds!" exactly why we love u two!

  • @solaireofastora7727
    @solaireofastora7727 11 років тому

    Jesse if you upgrade the bounce rifle with projectile and firing speed and get double play its the ultimate troll weapon. It can take out entire crowds of enemies in one shot it makes it hilarious, just saying keep playing the way you want though. :)

  • @Berserkaren
    @Berserkaren 11 років тому

    I just died at Jesse's laugh at 30:14. Hahaha.. Oh man, Jesse has a very awesome laugh.

  • @TheCraftsman84
    @TheCraftsman84 11 років тому +1

    the its full of stars is a reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey

  • @Lizrdspheerx
    @Lizrdspheerx 11 років тому

    That was just.. Amazing. The best. Still love this outro, it is also the best.

  • @punisher154
    @punisher154 11 років тому

    I didn't even see/read that movie/book and I still got it.

  • @CharlyDashAndCrash
    @CharlyDashAndCrash 11 років тому

    What was seen, cannot be unseen 10/10

  • @CecilyRenns
    @CecilyRenns 11 років тому

    Best outro ever yet.

  • @benchristopher9601
    @benchristopher9601 11 років тому

    best way to spend your weekend

  • @SketchingPandaRen
    @SketchingPandaRen 11 років тому

    OH GOSH! I nearly chocked at the CID part.

  • @digitalsignalx
    @digitalsignalx 11 років тому

    Fully upgraded bounce gun is unstoppable on the ground with a bunch of spawns in a furball - but everywhere else, the pistols are rock and roll vs. air craft and picking off small groups. Also max out the alien SMG or Pistol since there will be a lot of missions where only these 2 are available and having a unskilled pew pew pew is not fun :(

  • @FillyRarity2
    @FillyRarity2 11 років тому

    Glad I liked you on Facebook Jesse!
    Now I know when these things come out even earlier :D
    Jesse earlier = happy earlier.

  • @clonecommando67
    @clonecommando67 11 років тому

    Jesse Im not sure if anybody has said this yet but never never never get sprint tornado. It causes a pain in the ass for later missions.

  • @ramsesbams
    @ramsesbams 11 років тому

    "I got a bounce gun"
    "why are you not helping with this?"
    the whole point of THIS was to get a bounce gun, jesse!

  • @Alderus
    @Alderus 11 років тому

    this has not shown up on my subbox, good thing I follow the Cox on twitter

  • @MrBlueDarkness
    @MrBlueDarkness 11 років тому

    Sees this was uploaded at 3am ....Guess i ain't sleeping for another half un hour

  • @TheDecryptor
    @TheDecryptor 11 років тому

    Explosive Deaths + Ice Blast = the best combo

  • @shikamaru317
    @shikamaru317 11 років тому

    He said in his recent Q&A video that he's saving it for October.

  • @CastFromHitPoints
    @CastFromHitPoints 11 років тому

    Dang Crendor, I'm only 21 and even I got the 2001 reference. You need to up the nerdiness man.

  • @NotCallum
    @NotCallum 11 років тому

    2001 A space oddesy is where the "Oh my god, it's full of stars" Quote comes from!

  • @HellsingOVA25
    @HellsingOVA25 11 років тому +1

    I can't wait to see Jesse react to being able to romance Matt.

  • @Ha19000
    @Ha19000 11 років тому

    The "it's full of stars" is a reference too 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  • @blocknight1
    @blocknight1 11 років тому

    I like how Jesse got the special upgrade for his 'han solo pistol', but he don't give two shits about explosive ammo on his regular gun that he spent so much time on

  • @MichealIkruhara
    @MichealIkruhara 11 років тому

    So glad Matt will be returning. :)

  • @eamondo2
    @eamondo2 11 років тому

    You can call in a tank from the phone menu. Very helpful

  • @shanedawndusk3290
    @shanedawndusk3290 3 роки тому

    I love how your character still thinks the bounce rifle is bollucks. Lol

  • @SuperScribeMonkey
    @SuperScribeMonkey 11 років тому

    "its full of stars" reference is Men In Black. I think?

  • @bumstaerk
    @bumstaerk 11 років тому

    I won't be playing this game. It's much more entertaining watching Jesse and Crendor!

  • @chriscarpenter3846
    @chriscarpenter3846 11 років тому

    These episodes are the sometimes the highlight of my day, that either makes my life really empty or these episodes really amazing :D

  • @F1Fan0001
    @F1Fan0001 11 років тому

    About the robot...what happens on the internet, STAYS on the internet!

  • @AdventuresInFantasy
    @AdventuresInFantasy 11 років тому

    ... I have no words... I don't think I can un-see that...

  • @furryletsplayersXtre
    @furryletsplayersXtre 11 років тому +1

    duck guns actually exist in real life, they were meant to be an gun that shoots from all sides but proved to be no more than a shitty (VERY shitty) scatter gun.

  • @newtrion
    @newtrion 11 років тому

    Jesse try the SMG Customisation options

  • @TintedAspect
    @TintedAspect 11 років тому

    Jesse read the bounce weapon's description

  • @TheDwarvenDefender
    @TheDwarvenDefender 11 років тому

    "Imagine a gun where pinballs bounce from one target to another to another, racking up a billion points."
    "STILL BOLLOCKS."

  • @Aerowolf1991
    @Aerowolf1991 11 років тому

    I am twenty one, and i knew that "It's full of stars" was a 2001 a space odyssey refrence, the first thing that the astronaut observed about the obolisk.

  • @ramsesbams
    @ramsesbams 11 років тому

    "i'm fully equipped to pleasure you"
    things only a robot would say in saints row XD

  • @MrFF7FF7
    @MrFF7FF7 11 років тому

    Videos, why you no turn up in my subscription box? Great video btw ^_^

  • @Ledrang
    @Ledrang 11 років тому

    this episode should be filed under "let's never talk about what just happened" cannot wait till they get the rest of the crew and romance them :D

  • @TheWilliam7606
    @TheWilliam7606 11 років тому

    come for the cox stay for the rapping.

  • @RobertoRafaf
    @RobertoRafaf 11 років тому

    So, where this rogue AI was metnioned before? I kidna got lost with the story progression, when was it mentioned that ti existed?

  • @BsuperB
    @BsuperB 11 років тому

    ... 'Press Q to use Telekinesis' and Jesse sits trying F1 for 15 seconds... DAMNIT MAN THE SCREEN! In his defence, that hot dog did look good.

  • @SurWeasel
    @SurWeasel 11 років тому

    That rap at the end. Hardcore son.

  • @Varyaggaming
    @Varyaggaming 11 років тому

    Jesse... jesse, don't get cocky with those blasters!

  • @GabatronX
    @GabatronX 11 років тому

    "Don't worry. I'm fully equipped to pleasure you." omfg

  • @cynicalserbian
    @cynicalserbian 11 років тому

    believe it or not Crendor was wright about the olimpics and the javelin toss

  • @GarsonProduction
    @GarsonProduction 11 років тому

    Ok Jesse, here is what you just got to do.
    Step one: Trick Crendor into a car with you.
    Step Two: Leave the car and Telekinesis
    Step three: Throw Crendor to the skies high above ^^

  • @Jasongrims707
    @Jasongrims707 11 років тому

    The ass effect coming to theaters near you this holiday!

  • @Feoremar
    @Feoremar 11 років тому

    I just watched that a couple weeks ago, I can't remember that line

  • @TabernackleMOBA
    @TabernackleMOBA 11 років тому

    Depends if it's the original or the re-mastered version.

  • @BrentWigginsWords
    @BrentWigginsWords 9 років тому +1

    That happy ending! XD

  • @Knightofnoskill
    @Knightofnoskill 11 років тому

    19:58 it was a reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey (im not even half jesse's age so yeah)

  • @ZariesTheHealadin
    @ZariesTheHealadin 11 років тому

    I was so hoping for one of them to say something like, "Now we can play catch!"

  • @Wheresmydragon
    @Wheresmydragon 11 років тому

    Congrats Jesse. You just got ravaged.

  • @wylerI
    @wylerI 11 років тому +2

    If anybody else gets the "Ghosts in the Machine" refrence you are awesome

  • @OneAmongstMany
    @OneAmongstMany 11 років тому

    Hopefully before you record TK Mayhem; don't try to do it normally. Its really difficult and kind of tedious. Best way to do it is to grab one of the TK spheres and just sprint while holding it.

  • @TheTrueDeadFingers
    @TheTrueDeadFingers 11 років тому

    I'm sorry Jesse, but I think the secret inside Let's Pretend is only available before you exit the simulation for the first time :c

  • @lk47902
    @lk47902 11 років тому

    "food is food" - Crendor 2013

  • @Hawnzor
    @Hawnzor 11 років тому

    I swear that ending was the best thing I ever saw xD

  • @Owmxks
    @Owmxks 11 років тому

    ...Did I see that right? Did Jesse, Crendor, and CID really just have a three way right at the end at the end there?

  • @KidFlash2300
    @KidFlash2300 11 років тому

    jesse got head from a robot and his ass eaten out by Crendor. Best... Video... Ever!

  • @MartianBuddy
    @MartianBuddy 11 років тому

    Jesse needs is dual 1911 by the end

  • @EnRapturedGamer
    @EnRapturedGamer 11 років тому

    Haha, at "Welcome to being able to move things with your mind", my internet connection crashed!
    Awesomeness Overload!

  • @Catalyst825
    @Catalyst825 11 років тому

    I'm getting this game for sure

  • @FailedHeroNumber1
    @FailedHeroNumber1 11 років тому

    If only they had the 'Merica gun...I would love to see/hear Jesse's reaction to killing the warden with that.

  • @KensanOni
    @KensanOni 11 років тому

    Dave? Dave?
    Oh my god. It's full of stars.

  • @Amazingman38
    @Amazingman38 10 років тому +2

    at 18:22 I was all like plz let it be a blow up sex doll.