Here's a little story for you: I was playing these videos in the background while doing some modding for Morrowind (there's a new graphics overhaul and nostalgia hit me), and the modding program started an automated process about which it previously warned me. This process means I can't use the computer for a while, so I thought I'd raise Chrome and watch the video until it's done. Only it wouldn't let me alt-tab, or stop and restart the program once I raised Chrome... So I said something that translates to "go fuck yourself" and went to the kitchen to make some food while I wait. While I was in the kitchen, I heard the computer volume raise and go "I'M INSIDE OF HIM" "I S THE D". Now I've finished the game so I guessed what was happening, but I had to spend a while explaining to my mom what I was watching. So thanks Jesse, now my mom knows I play games with neon dildo bats.
Man, the ending left me wounded, As if being ravished by a small sentient robot wasn't enough, A big built blue dude starts getting it on from behind as well. probably my favourite part of this series so far.
The "full of stars" reference is to the science-fiction book 2001 as it wasn't in the movie (although they did add to the sequel movie 2010). It's said when the central character flies to a mysterious black object in his spaceship and finds it becoming a gateway to hyperspace.
It's not that y'all are bad at gaming. It's just that you lack the ability to read basic instructions that pop onto your screen in big, bold letters....
Many UA-camrs that play games on their channels seem to suffer the same disorder of not reading on screen instructions. as well as players in multiplayer games. Is why I wish they would have voiced over tips in loading screens teach people to play with basics.
Useful to know with the dubstep gun is that it doesn't stop the song when you use a superpower so you can fling blasts at shielded enemies without having to wait for the "spin up" after that. It has really high sustained damage output so it's worth using. The abductor on the other hand instakills murderbots so it's not a bad choice either.
I found the dubstep gun kind of difficult to use personally, all of the flashing lights and explosions it caused were very distracting, I couldn't tell if I was aiming it at enemies or not. However, it was excellent for taking out wardens. The bounce gun is amazing for taking out large groups, fully upgraded it can take out large groups of enemies with just a few shots.
I was eating breakfast and about spit out my Capt. Crunch when CID went to "pleasure" Jesse. Freaking hilarious. Nothing has made me laugh out loud like that in a long time.
Fire is crazy if you upgrade duration and that guys explode when they die affected with fire. And only one fire blast will be enough to kill a guy when you got max duration. When they explode tha fire debuff will spread and kill even more people.
Ah, I should know better than to drink while watching these things. I almost chocked to death watching the robot and crendor have their way with jesse.
because at max sprint speed the cars disappear into the sky or explode on low ceilings, causing the ZIn to come after you. It can get a tad annoying after a while.
Jesse if you upgrade the bounce rifle with projectile and firing speed and get double play its the ultimate troll weapon. It can take out entire crowds of enemies in one shot it makes it hilarious, just saying keep playing the way you want though. :)
Fully upgraded bounce gun is unstoppable on the ground with a bunch of spawns in a furball - but everywhere else, the pistols are rock and roll vs. air craft and picking off small groups. Also max out the alien SMG or Pistol since there will be a lot of missions where only these 2 are available and having a unskilled pew pew pew is not fun :(
I like how Jesse got the special upgrade for his 'han solo pistol', but he don't give two shits about explosive ammo on his regular gun that he spent so much time on
duck guns actually exist in real life, they were meant to be an gun that shoots from all sides but proved to be no more than a shitty (VERY shitty) scatter gun.
I am twenty one, and i knew that "It's full of stars" was a 2001 a space odyssey refrence, the first thing that the astronaut observed about the obolisk.
Ok Jesse, here is what you just got to do. Step one: Trick Crendor into a car with you. Step Two: Leave the car and Telekinesis Step three: Throw Crendor to the skies high above ^^
Hopefully before you record TK Mayhem; don't try to do it normally. Its really difficult and kind of tedious. Best way to do it is to grab one of the TK spheres and just sprint while holding it.
Here's a little story for you:
I was playing these videos in the background while doing some modding for Morrowind (there's a new graphics overhaul and nostalgia hit me), and the modding program started an automated process about which it previously warned me. This process means I can't use the computer for a while, so I thought I'd raise Chrome and watch the video until it's done. Only it wouldn't let me alt-tab, or stop and restart the program once I raised Chrome... So I said something that translates to "go fuck yourself" and went to the kitchen to make some food while I wait. While I was in the kitchen, I heard the computer volume raise and go "I'M INSIDE OF HIM" "I S THE D". Now I've finished the game so I guessed what was happening, but I had to spend a while explaining to my mom what I was watching. So thanks Jesse, now my mom knows I play games with neon dildo bats.
Man, the ending left me wounded, As if being ravished by a small sentient robot wasn't enough, A big built blue dude starts getting it on from behind as well. probably my favourite part of this series so far.
I remember defending CID only using the Dubstep Gun....good times...
The "full of stars" reference is to the science-fiction book 2001 as it wasn't in the movie (although they did add to the sequel movie 2010).
It's said when the central character flies to a mysterious black object in his spaceship and finds it becoming a gateway to hyperspace.
"Ass Effect" Welp, My day has been made.
It's not that y'all are bad at gaming. It's just that you lack the ability to read basic instructions that pop onto your screen in big, bold letters....
Crendor is too refined for that shit.
Jesse on the other hand...
Many UA-camrs that play games on their channels seem to suffer the same disorder of not reading on screen instructions. as well as players in multiplayer games. Is why I wish they would have voiced over tips in loading screens teach people to play with basics.
They are trying to entertain us and I love them for that. Just a little attention could save a lot of butt clenching is all...
"You need me to ravage you..." Welp.... he learns quick, we humans are so easy to figure out... x3
Jesse did say he wanted the golden CIDs to make him immortal and give him bjs, he got half of what he wanted.
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Useful to know with the dubstep gun is that it doesn't stop the song when you use a superpower so you can fling blasts at shielded enemies without having to wait for the "spin up" after that. It has really high sustained damage output so it's worth using. The abductor on the other hand instakills murderbots so it's not a bad choice either.
Jesse Cox : The ULTIMATE TUNNEL VISION!
"Why won't it let me use it?!?"
*Directions to use it blatantly on the screen*
Oh and the bounced shots auto target and home in on the targets. Don't get me wrong, I love Jesse, he's pretty much the only youtuber I watch anymore.
Nerds love nerds that's why Jesse and Crendor are together. No but you guys are great.
Awesome, love this play through! All we need now is for the podcast to come back :)
If you upgrade the bounce gun it's amazing. You can clear out the flashpoints in one pull of the trigger.
Seriously, those raps at the end.... are the absolute best things in the entire world.
I found the dubstep gun kind of difficult to use personally, all of the flashing lights and explosions it caused were very distracting, I couldn't tell if I was aiming it at enemies or not. However, it was excellent for taking out wardens.
The bounce gun is amazing for taking out large groups, fully upgraded it can take out large groups of enemies with just a few shots.
Jesse needs to upload more of these. So funny
I have tears streaming, and I can't breathe after an ending like that.
Damn I was not prepared.
A good strategy i have found is to pick something up with TK and then super sprint at something. it does immense damage.
The last minute and the ending rap made this my fave episode yet 3
bounce gun fully up graded can take out an entire control point with one shot its pretty good
The Bounce Gun combined with the freeze explosion upgrade is the best thing ever.
I was waiting for jesse to find the han solo option
Watched the whole video waiting for the reference and I can't spoil it for people... Just watch it all. Best buildup ever!
I was eating breakfast and about spit out my Capt. Crunch when CID went to "pleasure" Jesse. Freaking hilarious. Nothing has made me laugh out loud like that in a long time.
Jesse sent me from the podcast, almost forgot to check for the new vid. Going to be awesome.
These vids always end in complete anarchy, good work sir
@29:30 I did not expect the Cid to play ball (pardon the pun)... but so worth it.
Jesse and Crendor are way underestimating the bounce gun, one of the most powerful weapons in the game.
I really hope he does that, it sounds awesome.
Fire is crazy if you upgrade duration and that guys explode when they die affected with fire. And only one fire blast will be enough to kill a guy when you got max duration. When they explode tha fire debuff will spread and kill even more people.
Ah, I should know better than to drink while watching these things. I almost chocked to death watching the robot and crendor have their way with jesse.
because at max sprint speed the cars disappear into the sky or explode on low ceilings, causing the ZIn to come after you. It can get a tad annoying after a while.
Saw this on FaceBook Jesse automaticly i was pumped
"nerds love nerds!" exactly why we love u two!
Jesse if you upgrade the bounce rifle with projectile and firing speed and get double play its the ultimate troll weapon. It can take out entire crowds of enemies in one shot it makes it hilarious, just saying keep playing the way you want though. :)
I just died at Jesse's laugh at 30:14. Hahaha.. Oh man, Jesse has a very awesome laugh.
the its full of stars is a reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey
That was just.. Amazing. The best. Still love this outro, it is also the best.
I didn't even see/read that movie/book and I still got it.
What was seen, cannot be unseen 10/10
Best outro ever yet.
best way to spend your weekend
OH GOSH! I nearly chocked at the CID part.
Fully upgraded bounce gun is unstoppable on the ground with a bunch of spawns in a furball - but everywhere else, the pistols are rock and roll vs. air craft and picking off small groups. Also max out the alien SMG or Pistol since there will be a lot of missions where only these 2 are available and having a unskilled pew pew pew is not fun :(
Glad I liked you on Facebook Jesse!
Now I know when these things come out even earlier :D
Jesse earlier = happy earlier.
Jesse Im not sure if anybody has said this yet but never never never get sprint tornado. It causes a pain in the ass for later missions.
"I got a bounce gun"
"why are you not helping with this?"
the whole point of THIS was to get a bounce gun, jesse!
this has not shown up on my subbox, good thing I follow the Cox on twitter
Sees this was uploaded at 3am ....Guess i ain't sleeping for another half un hour
Explosive Deaths + Ice Blast = the best combo
He said in his recent Q&A video that he's saving it for October.
Dang Crendor, I'm only 21 and even I got the 2001 reference. You need to up the nerdiness man.
2001 A space oddesy is where the "Oh my god, it's full of stars" Quote comes from!
I can't wait to see Jesse react to being able to romance Matt.
The "it's full of stars" is a reference too 2001: A Space Odyssey.
I like how Jesse got the special upgrade for his 'han solo pistol', but he don't give two shits about explosive ammo on his regular gun that he spent so much time on
So glad Matt will be returning. :)
You can call in a tank from the phone menu. Very helpful
I love how your character still thinks the bounce rifle is bollucks. Lol
"its full of stars" reference is Men In Black. I think?
I won't be playing this game. It's much more entertaining watching Jesse and Crendor!
These episodes are the sometimes the highlight of my day, that either makes my life really empty or these episodes really amazing :D
About the robot...what happens on the internet, STAYS on the internet!
... I have no words... I don't think I can un-see that...
duck guns actually exist in real life, they were meant to be an gun that shoots from all sides but proved to be no more than a shitty (VERY shitty) scatter gun.
Jesse try the SMG Customisation options
Jesse read the bounce weapon's description
"Imagine a gun where pinballs bounce from one target to another to another, racking up a billion points."
"STILL BOLLOCKS."
I am twenty one, and i knew that "It's full of stars" was a 2001 a space odyssey refrence, the first thing that the astronaut observed about the obolisk.
"i'm fully equipped to pleasure you"
things only a robot would say in saints row XD
Videos, why you no turn up in my subscription box? Great video btw ^_^
this episode should be filed under "let's never talk about what just happened" cannot wait till they get the rest of the crew and romance them :D
come for the cox stay for the rapping.
So, where this rogue AI was metnioned before? I kidna got lost with the story progression, when was it mentioned that ti existed?
... 'Press Q to use Telekinesis' and Jesse sits trying F1 for 15 seconds... DAMNIT MAN THE SCREEN! In his defence, that hot dog did look good.
That rap at the end. Hardcore son.
Jesse... jesse, don't get cocky with those blasters!
"Don't worry. I'm fully equipped to pleasure you." omfg
believe it or not Crendor was wright about the olimpics and the javelin toss
Ok Jesse, here is what you just got to do.
Step one: Trick Crendor into a car with you.
Step Two: Leave the car and Telekinesis
Step three: Throw Crendor to the skies high above ^^
The ass effect coming to theaters near you this holiday!
I just watched that a couple weeks ago, I can't remember that line
Depends if it's the original or the re-mastered version.
That happy ending! XD
19:58 it was a reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey (im not even half jesse's age so yeah)
I was so hoping for one of them to say something like, "Now we can play catch!"
Congrats Jesse. You just got ravaged.
If anybody else gets the "Ghosts in the Machine" refrence you are awesome
Hopefully before you record TK Mayhem; don't try to do it normally. Its really difficult and kind of tedious. Best way to do it is to grab one of the TK spheres and just sprint while holding it.
I'm sorry Jesse, but I think the secret inside Let's Pretend is only available before you exit the simulation for the first time :c
"food is food" - Crendor 2013
I swear that ending was the best thing I ever saw xD
...Did I see that right? Did Jesse, Crendor, and CID really just have a three way right at the end at the end there?
jesse got head from a robot and his ass eaten out by Crendor. Best... Video... Ever!
Jesse needs is dual 1911 by the end
Haha, at "Welcome to being able to move things with your mind", my internet connection crashed!
Awesomeness Overload!
I'm getting this game for sure
If only they had the 'Merica gun...I would love to see/hear Jesse's reaction to killing the warden with that.
Dave? Dave?
Oh my god. It's full of stars.
at 18:22 I was all like plz let it be a blow up sex doll.