i will bite your teeny tiny toes off - Maneater #1

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 роки тому +13813

    GIMME DEM TOES

  • @yusrahakim509
    @yusrahakim509 4 роки тому +3394

    Wow, Seán wasn't kidding when he called us snacks.

  • @indigopines
    @indigopines 4 роки тому +2003

    So THIS is why Jack isn't playing Raft with the others... he's the shark!

  • @NakiTvT
    @NakiTvT 4 роки тому +10594

    Sean, Can u make this a series??? It's fine if u don't but I'd like to see a part two.

    • @yukadsfa
      @yukadsfa 4 роки тому +940

      Nice to see somebody asking instead of demanding

    • @Z3noxxy
      @Z3noxxy 4 роки тому +304

      Games estimated 14 to 16 hours long i finished it in one day in just 13 hours actually pretty fun getting the different mutations

    • @xxxhazz4196
      @xxxhazz4196 4 роки тому +56

      @@Z3noxxy you played video games for 13 hours wow no life

    • @halloween.writes4624
      @halloween.writes4624 4 роки тому +331

      @@xxxhazz4196 nah
      Best life

    • @euCanine
      @euCanine 4 роки тому +125

      ​@@xxxhazz4196 lmao what

  • @kinglark1398
    @kinglark1398 4 роки тому +865

    "I own these waters. My dad owns them too."
    Queue Sirenhead quietly looming over the sea and chucking people into the water.

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs 4 роки тому +55

      Dude, what if there's a lighthouse variant that lures lost sailors with the light beams from it's head? And instead of his mouth being in the megaphone speaker whatever thingies- light comes from it's huge eyeball.

    • @kathrynverzone3963
      @kathrynverzone3963 4 роки тому

      Noice 👌

    • @kinglark1398
      @kinglark1398 4 роки тому +7

      @@BlackDogsAndLadybugs OOOOOO TTHATS GENIUS

    • @reviewerofcomments
      @reviewerofcomments 4 роки тому +2

      shit. @@BlackDogsAndLadybugs

    • @farrahwaylande7159
      @farrahwaylande7159 4 роки тому +2

      @@BlackDogsAndLadybugs *foghorn noggin*

  • @averoo_3926
    @averoo_3926 4 роки тому +1959

    can we all just- appreciate that scaly pete got his hand bit off, and the dude next to him's instinct is to just pat his shoulder?

    • @Cosmic_Demon
      @Cosmic_Demon 4 роки тому +82

      Scaly Pete got what he deserved

    • @kiiimsooora
      @kiiimsooora 4 роки тому +46

      Roses _of_ Gold that makes it A HUNDRED PERCENT BETTER

    • @PhantomChaos
      @PhantomChaos 4 роки тому +121

      scaly pete: i am markin her next time so i can kill her.
      shark: i marked him so i know its him next time we cross paths.

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 4 роки тому +7

      8:09

    • @jelle2306
      @jelle2306 4 роки тому +3

      @@kiiimsooora its true watch some other youtubers dood

  • @bluecheri6130
    @bluecheri6130 4 роки тому +582

    Jack is so used so subnautica that he calls normal seaweed “creep vine” 😂

    • @micahlazo8011
      @micahlazo8011 4 роки тому +15

      Lol same like when in Raft they dive down to get some to make vine goo I think of Creepvine

    • @thatspecificcat
      @thatspecificcat 4 роки тому +1

      Same!!!

    • @tracymccoy3914
      @tracymccoy3914 4 роки тому +2

      Blue cheri i’m so happy i wasn’t the only one who noticed this

  • @thefluffypablo1336
    @thefluffypablo1336 4 роки тому +625

    0:12 seconds into the video and already Jack has showed his favorite website in the bottom right corner.

    • @darcysmithNo.01
      @darcysmithNo.01 4 роки тому +47

      I know what is that all about? Surely no getting sponsored by porn hub 😳😳🤣

    • @ryanmedical8462
      @ryanmedical8462 4 роки тому +41

      No wonder it’s called maneater

    • @Angel-u2u6m
      @Angel-u2u6m 4 роки тому +11

      LOL I SAID THE SAME THING HAHAHAHHA

    • @A_328FL
      @A_328FL 4 роки тому +24

      I was surprised that they had *THE BELLS* to do that

    • @jessejones4786
      @jessejones4786 4 роки тому +6

      I was just about to type it out

  • @gamingmonkey0549
    @gamingmonkey0549 4 роки тому +220

    “The shark is now a teen, and we should expect much angst...”

    • @shibaunicorn
      @shibaunicorn 4 роки тому +1

      and ennui, which makes sense for a teen lol 16:49

  • @gavinwebber3337
    @gavinwebber3337 4 роки тому +798

    Jack: I want teeth that can saw through a baby’s leg.”
    Jacks shark not even a minute out of the mom’s womb: bits a grown mans arm clean off.

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque 4 роки тому +20

      Jack: ah to be an apex predator
      Also jack: is a human

    • @lightsab4675
      @lightsab4675 4 роки тому +4

      @@Suo_kongque Humans are apex predators

    • @strikurr7861
      @strikurr7861 4 роки тому +6

      @@lightsab4675 thats the funny. You obviously missed it.

    • @TheNobleSeer
      @TheNobleSeer 4 роки тому

      @@lightsab4675 That was the point.

    • @gavinrollot6426
      @gavinrollot6426 4 роки тому

      We have the same first name... See you at the meeting next month...

  • @harryrun3754
    @harryrun3754 4 роки тому +214

    "I want teeth that can saw through a babies leg"
    My dude, It ripped a man's arm off.

    • @shuu1599
      @shuu1599 4 роки тому +3

      aww u got a heart :3

    • @darlenebuck9912
      @darlenebuck9912 3 роки тому +2

      well sharks do have a very powerful bite compared to land animals and humans and they can bite a limb off also fun fact:shark jaws are not connected to their skulls so that's why they can open their mouth all the way and swallow their food.

  • @conjabar_3289
    @conjabar_3289 4 роки тому +957

    Sean: "Imagine being an apex predator, that must be cool."
    The entire human existence: Am I a joke to you?

    • @DragonspineInfiniteZero
      @DragonspineInfiniteZero 4 роки тому +33

      We need tools to be apex predators sharks dont need tools although there is one apex predator and his name is
      Jared Fogle

    • @chip3605
      @chip3605 4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @alexanderwamsley5846
      @alexanderwamsley5846 4 роки тому +59

      @@DragonspineInfiniteZero humans aren't apex predators we just break the system

    • @sammymillan6085
      @sammymillan6085 4 роки тому +4

      alexander wamsley that is exactly right.

    • @dihydrogenoxide4775
      @dihydrogenoxide4775 4 роки тому +10

      Sammy Millan Wouldnt that make us an apex predator tho, because we are so good at breaking the system that we become an apex predator?

  • @cuddles6149
    @cuddles6149 4 роки тому +136

    I love how Jack’s brain just instinctively says creepvine instead of seaweed.

  • @skullthefallenangel3307
    @skullthefallenangel3307 4 роки тому +676

    "I did not think i would wake up today and realize I was pregnant as a shark" -Jack 2020

    • @jimbo1235
      @jimbo1235 4 роки тому +10

      don't sharks lay eggs?
      *Bill Nye theme starts playing*

    • @ashleeelliott9310
      @ashleeelliott9310 4 роки тому +20

      Some spices of sharks lay eggs and others carry their offspring

    • @plscallmefelix
      @plscallmefelix 4 роки тому +8

      @@ashleeelliott9310 I love the paprika shark

    • @MoonCrimson
      @MoonCrimson 4 роки тому +2

      @@ashleeelliott9310 haha, "Spices". You mean species, right?

    • @hidenmistmurder8128
      @hidenmistmurder8128 4 роки тому

      how do sharks give birth 🤔

  • @kelsiemcguire4669
    @kelsiemcguire4669 4 роки тому +162

    I really would love to see a whole series on this.

  • @savysmarty8621
    @savysmarty8621 3 роки тому +56

    I love how his arm just gets chewed off and the guy next to him is just like “you okay man?”

  • @tommyjones7096
    @tommyjones7096 4 роки тому +677

    "Jaws" hit theaters when I was 5 years old. I wanted to see it SO BADLY. I was so into nature in general, but especially anything having to do with the ocean. Naturally, my parents wouldn't take me to see it. My mom had the paperback book and I tried to read it, but mom saw & snatched it away saying it was too scary for someone my age. (I read it when I was older and found out she was probably more worried about all the sex scenes.)
    To make it up to me, my parents did take me to a big aquarium where they had dolphin & sea lion shows and a giant round tank with little windows you could look through to see all the sea creatures cruising past. I must have stayed there for an hour watching the rays and sharks drift lazily past & watching all the fis swarm around the artificial reef.
    This game looks so awesome. I love underwater games. I still play "Subnautica" and whenever I'm stressed & need to unwind, I fire up the old Wii and pop in one of the "Endless Ocean" games. I've got both completed to 100% so I can pretty much go anywhere in them.

    • @mildlyrobin4978
      @mildlyrobin4978 4 роки тому +23

      That's a cool story. I wish I had the chance of going to an aquarium. I'm 28 and the closest I've been to ocean wildlife was in a small beach where activists would protect sea turtles at all costs. They were nursing an old pal back to health and I had the chance to touch it. Except for that, only dead animals in the market to eat (and I love seafood). I also have a deep love (fear and respect) for the ocean and a game that TOTALLY got my eye is Abzu. I didn't have the chance to play many of the games with underwater themes, but I understand you. *virtual high five because Social Distancing*

    • @youngstay2989
      @youngstay2989 4 роки тому +5

      Wow.... i liked your story and it was cook but i just damn... i kinda don’t remember asking :,(

    • @QuantumWaltz
      @QuantumWaltz 4 роки тому +13

      @@LeviTheTeddyBear Last I checked, books aren't rated by the Motion Picture Association, my friend

    • @punk4eva786
      @punk4eva786 4 роки тому +13

      I know people are just being negative but I just wanna say Sally says hello from a fellow Subnautica lover 😁💙

    • @0Tenshi0
      @0Tenshi0 4 роки тому +9

      Consider yourself lucky to have vigilant parents. I saw it when I was around that age and it gave me nightmares even to this day, lol. Sharks are amazing creatures and get such a bad rap. Seeing things like that at a young age really poisons your mind against things that are no more dangerous than the family dog. The only real monsters are humans.

  • @raynethescribe2772
    @raynethescribe2772 4 роки тому +128

    Me, during the intro: actually shark attacks are really rare and they are actually pretty chill and like pets on their finsies
    Me, when the game starts: nevermind it's a bull shark, those asshole with eat your ankles without remorse.

  • @kevq.2687
    @kevq.2687 4 роки тому +90

    This is honestly a game I wouldn't mind seeing Jack do a full gameplay of

  • @GalaxyPrincessK
    @GalaxyPrincessK 4 роки тому +156

    When he said I didnt realize I would wake up today and find out i was pregnant as a shark i had to pause the video and take a minute to stop laughing.

  • @joshhutcheson2756
    @joshhutcheson2756 4 роки тому +1721

    Jack: “I will bite your teeny tiny toes off”
    *my dog licks my toe*
    Me: hehe, that tickles
    *me then realizing I don’t own a dog”

    • @fraaankiiiee7948
      @fraaankiiiee7948 4 роки тому +35

      O- oh no😰

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 4 роки тому +54

      why do you have to put that image in my head, you just made me curl my toes o_0

    • @CAT-fy3lk
      @CAT-fy3lk 4 роки тому +78

      me realizing i don’t have toes, or any limbs because i am a shark

    • @urielalves1160
      @urielalves1160 4 роки тому +22

      oH NO-

    • @aliteralfawkinghorse4149
      @aliteralfawkinghorse4149 4 роки тому +18

      My dog has a really big foot fetish, and he likes to lick mine before and after a shower...

  • @mabelpines5357
    @mabelpines5357 4 роки тому +697

    "Why is there a giant plug in the water?"
    Me, remembers that one spongebob episode: DONT PULL IT DONT PULL IT

  • @outdooradventurur8285
    @outdooradventurur8285 4 роки тому +1405

    "So lit mobile just sent me this wireless power bank"..

    • @lgouldz7860
      @lgouldz7860 4 роки тому +52

      I know right 😂

    • @pixwyatt5138
      @pixwyatt5138 4 роки тому +58

      Ugh so annoying 😂

    • @box3978
      @box3978 4 роки тому +106

      OMG EVERY SINGLE FRIKIN VIDEO I WATCH HAS THAT

    • @benmoran6642
      @benmoran6642 4 роки тому +56

      U think that's annoying try putting up with yousician adds on guitar videos
      Yousician - "annoying guitarists on every add since 2015"

    • @Brekbo7826
      @Brekbo7826 4 роки тому +17

      What about the max gamer ad lol

  • @daganamaral4676
    @daganamaral4676 4 роки тому +56

    it's so weird how people have fun killing other people in a game imagine if sharks were as smart as us and they played as a human going around killing a bunch of sharks it would be so weird

  • @alecerickson6677
    @alecerickson6677 4 роки тому +306

    Sean: Why is there a big plug hole in the water
    Me, a Spongebob lover: THE MAIN DRAIN

    • @DorA-nv9kk
      @DorA-nv9kk 4 роки тому +11

      SOMEONE ELSE GOT THE REFERENCE! YES!!

    • @hope15788
      @hope15788 4 роки тому +4

      Omg YES

    • @dexyl5341
      @dexyl5341 4 роки тому +5

      This the spongebob fan club now

    • @eva-ss4cg
      @eva-ss4cg 4 роки тому

      OH NOO

    • @ApexOrSomething
      @ApexOrSomething 4 роки тому

      AYYYY *the whole bikini bottom gets sucked up and me*

  • @ChrisB-25
    @ChrisB-25 4 роки тому +241

    I love how a video titled, "i will bite your teeny tiny toes off" almost got the top 3 on trending. I love the world sometimes

    • @KazzikageTTV
      @KazzikageTTV 4 роки тому +4

      Thats a dream for every Jacksepticeye fan in the whole world! Now we just need him to post a video about what wrong with the U.S compared to other countries and it become the top 1 video on youtube for a month!

    • @knowbounds
      @knowbounds 4 роки тому +3

      I love democracy

    • @francescostyczenski0162
      @francescostyczenski0162 4 роки тому

      Same bro

    • @GatorChristiaansen
      @GatorChristiaansen 4 роки тому

      Right😂🤣

    • @ChrisB-25
      @ChrisB-25 4 роки тому

      Isaiah Jenkins Kinda why I said “sometimes”

  • @furrygamingowo5692
    @furrygamingowo5692 4 роки тому +190

    Jack: "I've got this whole dodge thing down"
    Also Jack: *immediately gets hit after saying this*

  • @eduardojuarez3383
    @eduardojuarez3383 4 роки тому +86

    I was no cap on the verge of crying when Scaly Pete murdered the pregnant shark ;-;

    • @darlenebuck3189
      @darlenebuck3189 3 роки тому +5

      dude there's videos on youtube of people definning sharks and leaving the living shark to die at the bottom of the ocean with no way to defend them selfs( sorry if that's a little graphic).

    • @leviticuscornballs
      @leviticuscornballs 3 роки тому +7

      @@darlenebuck3189 theres worse
      Some movie i watched called mondo cane. Its a cane meaning it has like live killings or something (dont ask why i watched it idk i just had the movie) anyways if a shark killed someone. The punisment would be boaters search for a random shark, net it, and force feed it sea urchins. The shark suffers and slowly dies floating to the bottom of the ocean. Also how do they know it was the right shark or it was just a random ass shark? What the fuck is wrong with people?

    • @darlenebuck9912
      @darlenebuck9912 3 роки тому

      @@leviticuscornballs I know if anything man is the most dangerous creatures on the planet and people demonize all sharks without realizing there's a handful of sharks that pose little to no threat to humans but yet humans still murder sharks and for what their fins?,their meat? sharks kill to survive humans kill for the pleasure of it and I'm big on saving sharks and I have such a deep respect for them.

  • @mica_song
    @mica_song 4 роки тому +617

    Jack: "are there sharks in the sewers?"
    Me: I mean at this point in 2020 that wouldnt surprise me

    • @ScrappySlowbro
      @ScrappySlowbro 4 роки тому +5

      Cant bulls also live in salt water and if anyones scared about the bulls like other sharks they might take a bite and leave not finish you

    • @petargacic4299
      @petargacic4299 4 роки тому +2

      It's a bull shark im pretty sure. Those moe foes can go in fresh water as well

  • @colewagner2632
    @colewagner2632 4 роки тому +181

    Seán: aww they drown
    *The person missing a leg*
    Me: I think they bled out

  • @cryptickrypton1885
    @cryptickrypton1885 4 роки тому +268

    Sean: Have you ever seen someone eat ass that fast?!
    *Sad Tossboy noises*

    • @jesse3974
      @jesse3974 4 роки тому +3

      Toss is the flash, but very strategic. The shark is sloppy, no technique at all. That’s why Toss Boy is the better alpha.

    • @MemeMan99
      @MemeMan99 4 роки тому +1

      Jesse Terrazas Toss Boy isn’t the better alpha, he is THE ALPHA

    • @madalyntaylor7806
      @madalyntaylor7806 4 роки тому

      TOSS BOY IS. BETTER THEN THE SHARK!

  • @adollshistoryoftheworld6636
    @adollshistoryoftheworld6636 4 роки тому +64

    And at this moment, he knew he was no longer jacksepticeye.
    He was jacksharktipeye.

    • @Galopolyrim
      @Galopolyrim 3 роки тому +5

      Don't you mean Sharksepticeye "The Galick Giga Shark"

  • @victoriabrowne7531
    @victoriabrowne7531 4 роки тому +391

    Shark: turns into a teen
    Narrator: "We can now expect angst..."
    Jack, 2 mins later: "STAY AWAY this is MINE! You can't have it!"

    • @sandracoley7920
      @sandracoley7920 4 роки тому

      Oh... We're what time

    • @mr.genius2366
      @mr.genius2366 4 роки тому

      Angst?
      (Angst is german for fear)
      Is that a English word I dont know or do you mean fear? 😂
      I'm german btw lol

    • @justanotheranimationchanne5725
      @justanotheranimationchanne5725 4 роки тому +1

      Mr. Genius Ah, it does have an English meaning, though it was probably taken from German. It’s a bit hard to explain, but it’s like, a tragic story, or a sad moment.

    • @KCGamingBuddies
      @KCGamingBuddies 4 роки тому +1

      Mr. Genius angst just means just salty and always annoyed

  • @GangsterHivMan
    @GangsterHivMan 4 роки тому +270

    "y'all ready to eat some *MAN* ?"
    P O R N H U B

  • @juggernaut8988
    @juggernaut8988 4 роки тому +536

    Sean: why is there a giant plug hole in the water
    Me: it’s the main drain

    • @tomatojam9237
      @tomatojam9237 4 роки тому +10

      Exactly

    • @michiellemendoza1416
      @michiellemendoza1416 4 роки тому +25

      **Spongebob Reference Intensifies**

    • @brainofcthulhu2786
      @brainofcthulhu2786 4 роки тому +9

      The legend Of ThE mAiN dRaIn

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 4 роки тому +2

      @@michiellemendoza1416 Spongebob wasn't the first to do that.

    • @DragonspineInfiniteZero
      @DragonspineInfiniteZero 4 роки тому +6

      Sean: Why is there a giant plug hole in the water?
      Me: Did you not hear the game 10 seconds ago when you hit that landmark sign?

  • @destinyblacksword8810
    @destinyblacksword8810 4 роки тому +46

    Jack: 'Mr. Shark' Game: '....She has little to fear....' Me: So that was a fricken lie.

    • @zootedandstoopid
      @zootedandstoopid 4 роки тому +1

      Your use of apostraphes instead of quotation marks really upsets me and I cant say I know why

    • @ijhgtfcvbn
      @ijhgtfcvbn 3 роки тому

      @@zootedandstoopid same but 1 year later ...

  • @originallyawesometv5382
    @originallyawesometv5382 4 роки тому +121

    Jack:”sharks love eating ass”
    Also jack: *is confused why there’s sharks in the sewers*

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 4 роки тому +3

      They gotta eat it somehow
      UWU
      I'm so sorry you had to see this...

  • @UltimatBlitz
    @UltimatBlitz 4 роки тому +173

    "I want teeth that can... saw through a baby's leg!" Dude, you just bit through a full grown man's arm.

  • @genysispropmechanics1838
    @genysispropmechanics1838 4 роки тому +88

    This is what jack really means when he says "you're the snack"

  • @toastedcheeserat
    @toastedcheeserat 3 роки тому +23

    Jack: "I will bite your teeny tiny toes off"
    Me: *"NOT IF I BITE THEM OFF FIRST!!!"*

  • @green_jay_gaming6681
    @green_jay_gaming6681 4 роки тому +220

    0:11 Excuse me Sean...what is that thing in the bottom right all about

  • @raylenemills9759
    @raylenemills9759 4 роки тому +148

    Seán playing subnautica: scared something will bite him from under him if he stays on the surface of the water too long
    Seán playing this: how the tables have turned

  • @mercy3701
    @mercy3701 4 роки тому +71

    Now "you da snack" has a completely different meaning

    • @jesse3974
      @jesse3974 4 роки тому +2

      If I see Sean’s hand under my bed I’m gonna scream.

  • @Diemund1
    @Diemund1 3 роки тому +3

    "I love this game"
    *Never comes back to it after 5 episodes*

  • @F1rstNameLastName
    @F1rstNameLastName 4 роки тому +77

    Game: Destroy an alligator
    Jack: "Destroy a crocodile"
    Game again 2 seconds later: Destroy another alligator
    Jack: "Destroy a crocodile"

  • @Moonlight-x5z
    @Moonlight-x5z 4 роки тому +215

    Sean: “I was pregnant”
    He couldn’t even believe it

    • @twandepan
      @twandepan 4 роки тому +1

      how does that work tho.... fish lay eggs

    • @abdelkaderbennaoum3882
      @abdelkaderbennaoum3882 4 роки тому +3

      @@twandepan Sharks actually do give birth

    • @percysprime8306
      @percysprime8306 4 роки тому +4

      @@twandepan Sharks lay eggs, but the eggs don't leave their body, and the baby develops inside the mother kinda like mammals.

    • @styrofoam2287
      @styrofoam2287 4 роки тому +4

      @@unseejuice5805 love that meme

    • @chazbear28
      @chazbear28 4 роки тому

      @@percysprime8306 so sharks are mammals?

  • @Gabulbov
    @Gabulbov 4 роки тому +81

    Old Jack used to call himself a marine biologist.
    Jack now: IMA SHARK

  • @foxyjunior8067
    @foxyjunior8067 4 роки тому +163

    “Imagine being a apex predator” uh jack you are one but ok

    • @hailees8464
      @hailees8464 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly😂😂

    • @alexanderwamsley5846
      @alexanderwamsley5846 4 роки тому +4

      humans aren't apex predators we just break the system

    • @nottodayartt5187
      @nottodayartt5187 4 роки тому +12

      @@alexanderwamsley5846 We use cheat codes

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 4 роки тому +3

      @@MunkeyKung Yeah, that spear and tower shield certainly won't hurt them. Neither will 50 BMG

    • @jeremiahsnelson5644
      @jeremiahsnelson5644 3 роки тому +5

      @@MunkeyKung
      An Apex Predator is anything without a natural predator. Humans have no natural predators - in fact, most animals, predator or not, tend to avoid humans nowadays. We are not hunted as food, and our ability to build tools is the reason we have survived so long. A normal human could, in fact, kill a tiger with a spear. Your underestimate what a survival situation can do to bring forth a person's instincts.
      We are not Apex Predators because we are strong. We are apex predators because we are incredibly, dangerously intelligent.

  • @fionabergclay3842
    @fionabergclay3842 4 роки тому +916

    no one:
    jack: yAlL gEtTiNg ReAdY tO eAt SoMe MeN?

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 4 роки тому +169

    Game: "The solitary hunter stumbles across another source of nourishment."
    Jack: *"Kit Kat bars."*

    • @dabunnybadass
      @dabunnybadass 4 роки тому

      anyone else think this is a copy cat of hungry shark but 3D

    • @xx0maxi
      @xx0maxi 4 роки тому

      I love it how I looked that this then it vame on

  • @cademagic3270
    @cademagic3270 4 роки тому +163

    jack:*starts hiding in the bushes*
    also jack: *automatically calls them creep vine.*

  • @ryananderson3830
    @ryananderson3830 4 роки тому +16

    Jack: "Yall ready to eat some me--"
    Me: "I was born ready."

  • @linksbro1
    @linksbro1 4 роки тому +308

    This really feels like Jaws Unleashed fully realized. That game was pretty good, but had some jank to it and was limited by the hardware (even though it had some of the best underwater graphics of that generation).

    • @Dovakinn1903
      @Dovakinn1903 4 роки тому +7

      Finally someone gets it I'm 16 and was playing that game at like 6 didn't know what the fuck to do but it was still a badass game

    • @Bongwater2k
      @Bongwater2k 4 роки тому +5

      I remember having to fight the big ass squid and the orca

    • @theninja2k14
      @theninja2k14 4 роки тому

      Imo it's still not as good and it's easy asf to win I'm still waiting for a remake/remaster of that game

    • @them.o.g6734
      @them.o.g6734 4 роки тому

      Most likely it's spiritual successor

    • @reinhartnata47
      @reinhartnata47 4 роки тому

      There's more mission variation though in unleashed

  • @shuu1599
    @shuu1599 4 роки тому +116

    17:20 " that's so cool! damn, this game is dope!"
    aw, was i the only waiting for him to gush about the visuals and say how the lighting was amazing? it's always so endearing to listen to him geek out about stuff :D

    • @shaekoo
      @shaekoo 4 роки тому +1

      lowkey fangirling and shiz

    • @shuu1599
      @shuu1599 4 роки тому

      @@TheZOmbieMana aww yeh xD

  • @kenciles
    @kenciles 4 роки тому +246

    Jack: I'm gonna hide in the Creepvine.
    Wait Jack, wrong game.

    • @thelordofspuds8359
      @thelordofspuds8359 4 роки тому +1

      That’s the joke

    • @cooliotvyes6632
      @cooliotvyes6632 4 роки тому +1

      And here is where I AAAAHHH SOMEONE DIDINT GET THE JOKE BELL OH WOOSH
      -I didn't get the joke-

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому

      Cooliotv Yes neither did I...

    • @tomm.catt.9911
      @tomm.catt.9911 4 роки тому +1

      @@cooliotvyes6632 its a reference to a popular game called Subnautica

  • @IronicBee
    @IronicBee 4 роки тому +12

    Poseidon: I am the God of the Ocean
    Sean: Hold my beer...

  • @milkminister1345
    @milkminister1345 4 роки тому +264

    Jack: “the moon is bright
    On this faithful night
    And we all know what a full moon means...
    That’s when a shark.....”
    Me: “will bite”
    Jack: “is the most aggressive”

  • @mohamedashraf1770
    @mohamedashraf1770 4 роки тому +278

    Imagine seeing a shark flopping around in the water like jack did

    • @OrangeZ1987
      @OrangeZ1987 4 роки тому +5

      Eagle Eye _Run_

    • @myst222
      @myst222 4 роки тому +2

      Brother i have found you lets unite our powers to kill all sharks for fish army for life is the way to go

    • @doubabaOG
      @doubabaOG 4 роки тому

      id drown myself faster than u can say lasagna

    • @Cyeban
      @Cyeban 4 роки тому

      @@doubabaOG lasagna

    • @checkmyotheraccount818
      @checkmyotheraccount818 4 роки тому +1

      The shark just screams in irish while flopping

  • @lybuddy
    @lybuddy 4 роки тому +529

    Jack: crocodile
    Alligator: am I a joke to you?

    • @idontknowwhatshouldicallmy7066
      @idontknowwhatshouldicallmy7066 4 роки тому +10

      they look the same

    • @messtar4plays686
      @messtar4plays686 4 роки тому +3

      yeah mate crocodiles are the ultimate creatures of destruction if he fought a croc he would be dead in a minute

    • @idontknowwhatshouldicallmy7066
      @idontknowwhatshouldicallmy7066 4 роки тому +2

      @@messtar4plays686 its almost impossible to stab a crocodile wiyh a knife it has soooo hard skin

    • @maplegang42.16
      @maplegang42.16 4 роки тому

      I had to take a snapshot of this 🤣

    • @lilpoet
      @lilpoet 4 роки тому

      I Dont Know What Should I Call Myself no

  • @brittanybowens7388
    @brittanybowens7388 4 роки тому +5

    I've already seen this video but I just keep coming back because I love the voice he does for the shark at 12:47. I crack up every time, its so good😂.

  • @maximumedgegaming3241
    @maximumedgegaming3241 4 роки тому +477

    Jack: dont you just hate it when aligators eat your butt
    Australians:.....

    • @itzassassin5835
      @itzassassin5835 4 роки тому +31

      Maximum Edge Gaming we don’t have gators. We got crocs

    • @BoogieWoogi
      @BoogieWoogi 4 роки тому +15

      Floridians:.....

    • @homeboydino1706
      @homeboydino1706 4 роки тому +9

      We don’t have alligators we have crocodiles and we barely see em anyway

    • @joshualanzafame6243
      @joshualanzafame6243 4 роки тому +3

      @HomeboyDino we see them all the time in far North Queensland

    • @genghisn7
      @genghisn7 4 роки тому +9

      That’s a more Florida thing, bro
      Australia is crocodiles.

  • @ro194
    @ro194 4 роки тому +144

    “My dad owns these waters too”
    Okay, so Sirenhead owns land *and* water now?

  • @haileyp9658
    @haileyp9658 4 роки тому +530

    12:31
    Jack: “Don’t you just hate it when alligators bite you in the ass?”
    Me: -sighs in Florida- yes

  • @samkohlo9158
    @samkohlo9158 Рік тому +2

    I love how he calls kelp "creepvines" because of Subnautica

  • @munamused5181
    @munamused5181 4 роки тому +79

    0:12 um y’all see something in the corner? Sean u trying to tell us something? lmao

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 4 роки тому +7

      Oh my gods. I didn't even NOTICE. That is brilliant, thanks for pointing it out.

    • @13radtech
      @13radtech 4 роки тому +2

      Yes! WTF?? 😂
      Edit: Bell of DING DONG

    • @brunna236
      @brunna236 4 роки тому +10

      I was seeing if anyone else seen it

    • @LeeAnnToomashie
      @LeeAnnToomashie 4 роки тому +7

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who seen it! Haha

    • @munamused5181
      @munamused5181 4 роки тому +4

      this is the second phub reference recently, and honestly?
      I’m living

  • @Upas
    @Upas 4 роки тому +106

    Jack as a shark: "Imma hide in these waterrsss"
    A Shark: Imma hide on this land

  • @nemeqis
    @nemeqis 4 роки тому +150

    'i will bite your teeny tiny toes off'
    *me with my foot hanging off the bed:*
    hehe that tickles- ...hold up.

  • @slick9867
    @slick9867 4 роки тому +20

    Im pretty sure the drain plug was a refrence to that spongebob episode when sponge bob pulled it and almost killed every body😃

    • @Galopolyrim
      @Galopolyrim 3 роки тому +1

      SpongeBob has his own reference in this game... you can find a pineapple house in a later area.

  • @sopiiii___
    @sopiiii___ 4 роки тому +143

    I would love if this became a series. It really reminds me of Subnautica.

    • @jsweizston5410
      @jsweizston5410 4 роки тому +1

      Minus 100 hrs of actual content and story.

    • @mostlyimportant4212
      @mostlyimportant4212 4 роки тому +1

      This literally has no similarities with Subnautica

    • @jetboy531
      @jetboy531 4 роки тому +1

      Or raft but you are the shark

    • @kierano7698
      @kierano7698 4 роки тому +1

      @@mostlyimportant4212 it's underwater.... 🤷‍♂️

    • @logista5932
      @logista5932 4 роки тому +1

      Raft

  • @Rastamoney05
    @Rastamoney05 4 роки тому +222

    Jack: I don’t really care about you talking right now.
    Commentator: (sad Jerry noises)
    In case you didn’t know the commentator for this video game is voiced by Chris Parnell, the voice actor for Jerry Smith in Rick and Morty...

    • @shuu1599
      @shuu1599 4 роки тому +11

      19:32 :D

    • @Rastamoney05
      @Rastamoney05 4 роки тому +2

      Oh thanks shuu I posted the comment before I finished the video😂

    • @shuu1599
      @shuu1599 4 роки тому +2

      @@Rastamoney05 aww haha yeh, i could tell :3

    • @Tensolin01
      @Tensolin01 4 роки тому +4

      Oh wow. Now I’m just going to see Jerry sitting on a couch alone, self narrating over discovery channel videos every time he says anything while I’m playing... Not sure if that’s a bad thing.

    • @GravityZeroed
      @GravityZeroed 4 роки тому +1

      Anonymoose3d yes

  • @adrien4030
    @adrien4030 4 роки тому +1253

    0:11 Did you guys see that "pornhub" thing in the bottom right corner LOL

  • @KKitsune15
    @KKitsune15 2 роки тому +1

    I remember when this series came out, I loved it, now in 2022 I have downloaded and I now see why it became a series, it's great fun and at times a good challenge

  • @tryhardshroud6859
    @tryhardshroud6859 4 роки тому +462

    Jack as a baby shark: kills an alligator
    The shark's mom: THAT'S MY BOY

    • @beepboop663
      @beepboop663 4 роки тому +9

      Florida man would be proud

    • @RavenUwU605
      @RavenUwU605 4 роки тому +5

      Is it bad I heard that in Seáns voice?

    • @KaiLally9009
      @KaiLally9009 4 роки тому +4

      *yes*

    • @DinoboySeth
      @DinoboySeth 4 роки тому +4

      Gabriel Kinkaid I actually heard it in Mark’s voice XD from that weird cow video of his

    • @phizzy_peach6531
      @phizzy_peach6531 4 роки тому +3

      In heaven at least

  • @maryjoeorji3467
    @maryjoeorji3467 4 роки тому +471

    Sean: *I Want Teeth That Can Saw Through A Babies Leg.*
    Me: *Sir The Baby LITTERALLY Came Out Of The Wound And In 10 Secs It LITTERALLY Bit Off A Grown Mans Arm*

    • @gholmes4547
      @gholmes4547 4 роки тому +5

      Womb... sorry it was bugging me xD

    • @speedymcrunfast3
      @speedymcrunfast3 4 роки тому +14

      yeah, womb, but also wound. What with the knife hole and everything.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 4 роки тому +2

      Ah yes, the Miracle of life what a magnificent sight!!!

    • @marwanwael6203
      @marwanwael6203 4 роки тому +1

      @@gholmes4547 haha same

    • @abigailschocke1638
      @abigailschocke1638 4 роки тому +1

      I read this EXACTLY as he said it lmao

  • @ImperialGamer5
    @ImperialGamer5 4 роки тому +137

    Jack: *Jaws Theme intensifies*
    Me: "You're gonna need a bigger boat..."
    Edit: "You're gonna need a bigger portal gun..."

    • @meepnope4389
      @meepnope4389 4 роки тому +4

      This comment is severely underrated

    • @johnny4167
      @johnny4167 4 роки тому

      Why was their pornhub sign in the bottom right hand corner of his video in the beginning??

    • @icannotthinkofaname6248
      @icannotthinkofaname6248 4 роки тому

      Johnny Johnny because what he said sounded like some beginning of a porn episode

    • @tarunkuriyan2368
      @tarunkuriyan2368 4 роки тому

      I am the guys with 101 like fear me

  • @erissablackthorn9444
    @erissablackthorn9444 2 роки тому +1

    I cant stop playing this game, ive completed it maybe twice now and keep wanting to play again lol. I could go for hours destroying the hunter boats taking my frustrations out on them.

  • @bigchungus6853
    @bigchungus6853 4 роки тому +102

    you should continue this, you can eventually evolve into the most insanely powerful beast ever!

  • @Sorizen
    @Sorizen 4 роки тому +114

    18:45
    Makes me question what Sean does in his spare time.

    • @shuu1599
      @shuu1599 4 роки тому +3

      💀💀💀

  • @tiberius6926
    @tiberius6926 4 роки тому +205

    this is literally a Realistic Version Of Hungry Shark Evolution/World

  • @Blizghtmon.
    @Blizghtmon. 3 роки тому +2

    I've actually just started playing this almost 2 years later my brother got it recently and he's already done so now I get to try it out and it's really fun.

  • @babytrashmagician5805
    @babytrashmagician5805 4 роки тому +199

    Jack saying "you da snack" has a whole different meaning now

  • @zerro6401
    @zerro6401 4 роки тому +64

    4:15
    Boat: *being destroyed*
    Girl: "calm down"

  • @SortOfABigDeal
    @SortOfABigDeal 4 роки тому +362

    “Imagine being an apex predator.”
    Um... should we tell him?

    • @volpecremisi878
      @volpecremisi878 4 роки тому +19

      We are not even close to being Apex predators. We are just stubborn and dont give up easy

    • @itsamexican5883
      @itsamexican5883 4 роки тому +10

      @@volpecremisi878 I think he could be talking about the bosses in the game.

    • @stopsign1626
      @stopsign1626 4 роки тому +28

      Volpe Cremisi False, we have the ability to easily kill anything on the planet

    • @Talomae33
      @Talomae33 4 роки тому +38

      @@volpecremisi878 unum we literally are uncontested, made thousands of species go extinct, and rule the planet for now

    • @comradeamber-lee4338
      @comradeamber-lee4338 4 роки тому +6

      the epic cheese queso mmmmm but that’s more due to technology rather than just bare abilities.

  • @demarisoxman4600
    @demarisoxman4600 3 роки тому +1

    whenever this game comes up, the Hall 'n Oates song gets stuck in my head for at least 24 hours

  • @chukp9906
    @chukp9906 4 роки тому +113

    Jack: "That's a face only a dead mother could love"
    Me: "HAHAHAHA.....oh sad face."

  • @ponikojijedekroasan9995
    @ponikojijedekroasan9995 4 роки тому +102

    Jack: I'll bite your teeny toes off
    Me: **covered with a blanket** *I am immortal*

  • @swifttech3602
    @swifttech3602 4 роки тому +363

    0:11 We just gonna act like it didn't say Porn Hub on the bottom right of the screen?

  • @gubgub8715
    @gubgub8715 3 роки тому +5

    this is like high budget hungry shark evolution.

  • @Chotric
    @Chotric 4 роки тому +244

    Jack please play more, i heard the scaly pete dude talking about "this isn't a mega." i want to see you beat the game be a mega and kill scaly pete.

    • @membranealpha5961
      @membranealpha5961 4 роки тому

      bruh the vid came out today stop acting like its been three years since he uploaded the vid and stfu

    • @ryanmcmahon6700
      @ryanmcmahon6700 4 роки тому +9

      MembraneAlpha He did nothing wrong so how about u stfu

    • @neilcognito
      @neilcognito 4 роки тому

      I don't know man - scaly Pete may surprise you, just saying... This game has an ambiguity on who's the actual villain, and I really love it.

    • @dragoncore344
      @dragoncore344 4 роки тому +1

      Spoiler
      He takes Suicide and kills both!

    • @Chotric
      @Chotric 4 роки тому +3

      Nah guys let MembraneAlpha try to cyber bully lol I don't care what he says

  • @arterialfirerose4659
    @arterialfirerose4659 4 роки тому +57

    He updates at the perfect time: Around when I’m waking up, so I get to wake up to some Seán eating people as a shark. Just how I love to start my morning 🤧💕☕️

  • @TotalNoobAtEverythin
    @TotalNoobAtEverythin 4 роки тому +371

    Sean: “Imagine being an apex predator. That must be cool.”
    Me: “Sean, we ARE apex predators.”
    Edit: For clarification, we *technically* aren’t apex predators only because meat is a small portion of our diet. Our big brains, endurance, and teamwork made us equivalent to apex predators and put us at the top of the food chain, though, so it’s a technicality.

    • @alang9891
      @alang9891 4 роки тому +38

      TotalNoobasaur especially the guy who hangs out near the park near my house, apparently he’s a predator

    • @CamJam312
      @CamJam312 4 роки тому +8

      @@alang9891 *cough* *cough* @Jeffrey Dahmer *cough* *cough*

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 4 роки тому +5

      TotalNoobasaur no we aren’t, lets see what happens when we put someone in a cage against a polar bear without all our technology, humanity is at the bottom of the food chain without technology.

    • @MoonCrimson
      @MoonCrimson 4 роки тому +3

      @@deviljho4260 I'm sure that most humans will adapt, some of the others wont though because they're weak

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 4 роки тому +2

      doesn’t feel like it :(

  • @v1spawn955
    @v1spawn955 3 роки тому +1

    I was so excited when this game was announced as it looked like a modernized hungry shark game

  • @calebdaniels1231
    @calebdaniels1231 4 роки тому +231

    Is that narrator Jerry?
    Edit: Well, Jack answered my question

    • @abstractassassin8767
      @abstractassassin8767 4 роки тому +1

      @Liam Orsborn I never thought I would see a person with a hockey team's logo for a icon on a jacksepticeye video

    • @banana4360
      @banana4360 4 роки тому

      @@abstractassassin8767 you learn something new every day

  • @Aemilla
    @Aemilla 4 роки тому +52

    Sean: "....land-fish, also known as man"
    Me: "I mean......you're not wrong"

  • @vagekin587
    @vagekin587 4 роки тому +54

    Havent watched jack in years now. Glad to see him still say "top to the morning to ya" brings back lots of memories

    • @that1boi800
      @that1boi800 4 роки тому +2

      Welcome back

    • @sidikinz69
      @sidikinz69 4 роки тому

      this shouldn’t make me feel so wholesome but now im soft 🥺🥺

    • @Alex_Smith_.
      @Alex_Smith_. 4 роки тому

      You havent missed much btw, just bells and quarantine club

    • @Alex_Smith_.
      @Alex_Smith_. 4 роки тому

      Btw Ive knowned jack for 5 years or since grow home

  • @Okkodiak22
    @Okkodiak22 4 роки тому +6

    8:58 I laughed way to hard at this part and I do not regret it. “Kit Kat Bars”

  • @1x56
    @1x56 4 роки тому +32

    17:03 "It's a face only a dead mother could love" ..... well damn lmao

    • @lucasnogueira1137
      @lucasnogueira1137 4 роки тому +1

      Luckily for him he has Just that so everybody is happy🙂

  • @mattsi-eb4bo
    @mattsi-eb4bo 4 роки тому +319

    0:41
    “The moon is bright, on this fateful night
    And we all know what this all means...”
    Something to do with beans?
    “That’s when a shark is most aggressive”
    I’m disappointed

  • @evertpotgieter4853
    @evertpotgieter4853 4 роки тому +463

    Seàn: Why is there a plug in the water?
    Mr Krabs: There once where these two idiots...

  • @arissantorisonmars9271
    @arissantorisonmars9271 4 роки тому +1

    That intro to the video, my first thought was omg that's adorable!