Chipotle Conspiracy Investigation

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  • @Shane2
    @Shane2  7 місяців тому +568

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    • @Michelle-zt2xm
      @Michelle-zt2xm 7 місяців тому +10

      Omg yes pls I love these vids u guys are amazing 🤍

    • @Hillyhil23
      @Hillyhil23 7 місяців тому +25

      We're not skipping to the reveal we're watching the whole video shane!!!!!!!!!❤

    • @neongreen1404
      @neongreen1404 7 місяців тому

      If you'd like actual reasons check out my comment I just posted (a former store manager for Chipotle)

    • @c94796
      @c94796 7 місяців тому +10

      Come on Shane, why would we skip when we can just enjoy your whole persona for 48 minutes ❤❤❤

    • @dewdropdaisys
      @dewdropdaisys 7 місяців тому +5

      okay but does rocketmoney tell you when you no longer need rocket money but you're still paying for it?

  • @ZarahGrace
    @ZarahGrace 7 місяців тому +8210

    My favorite part of the restaurant conspiracies is that you make Spencer go in so many times 😂

  • @terrie1111
    @terrie1111 7 місяців тому +5371

    Justice for Jared’s “glockamole” joke that got no laughs 😔

    • @AngelaMarie426
      @AngelaMarie426 7 місяців тому +47

      I diedddd😂💀

    • @rm-nb9pk
      @rm-nb9pk 7 місяців тому +14

      right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @annaallison259
      @annaallison259 7 місяців тому +43

      I love Jared’s puns 😂 always on point

    • @jrpg_rachel
      @jrpg_rachel 7 місяців тому +20

      legitimately lmfao he was so quick too

    • @anahiflores600
      @anahiflores600 7 місяців тому +4

      I was dying🤣🤣

  • @Raincloudsystem
    @Raincloudsystem 7 місяців тому +2136

    The whole group‘s dynamic is SO WHOLESOME

    • @JessAnonymous
      @JessAnonymous 7 місяців тому +15

      Right?! I love them and everyone's genuine

    • @roxynevarez8159
      @roxynevarez8159 7 місяців тому +13

      agreed. i want friends like that.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 7 місяців тому +5

      Agreed

    • @olivia-k3l9x
      @olivia-k3l9x 7 місяців тому +11

      Nothing says wholesome like conspiracies and dark humor

    • @mara9297
      @mara9297 3 місяці тому

      yes their past of racism is so "wholesome"

  • @diannawood7734
    @diannawood7734 6 місяців тому +512

    Not the CEO of Chipotle making a disclaimer that their portions are their priority 2 weeks after Shane posted this 😂

  • @roseh9414
    @roseh9414 7 місяців тому +2425

    Spencer’s tik tok persona inside chipotle tooook me out 😭😭🤣 “what’s up guys we’re here at chipotle we’re gonna try an order” 😭😭

    • @e.martinz5945
      @e.martinz5945 7 місяців тому +66

      I was cracking up he tried his best 🤣

    • @heathercarney2091
      @heathercarney2091 7 місяців тому +50

      " We're gonna try *an order* " just the way he said it 😂😂

    • @brooke225
      @brooke225 7 місяців тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 I’m in tears 😂😂

    • @Heyheyjuju
      @Heyheyjuju 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂what's his tiktok??? I wanna seeee

    • @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233
      @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 7 місяців тому +9

      It's giving old school UA-camr era 😂

  • @Alliemills05
    @Alliemills05 7 місяців тому +1486

    “IM A HUNGRY BOY” I can’t 😂😂😂😂 Spencer is so like naturally goofy

    • @mooma10
      @mooma10 7 місяців тому +1

      ..........ok

    • @KillTheCupcakes
      @KillTheCupcakes 7 місяців тому

      @@mooma10……..ok

    • @meowJACK
      @meowJACK 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@mooma10............. ok

    • @mars_00006
      @mars_00006 7 місяців тому

      @@meowJACK…………ok

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 7 місяців тому +1

      Love it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlexNishi-hb2ne
    @AlexNishi-hb2ne 7 місяців тому +1021

    "conspiracy machine" like the Scooby Doo gang's mystery machine.

    • @HussyHarryet
      @HussyHarryet 7 місяців тому +10

      A thousand times yes!

    • @rumcake._.
      @rumcake._. 7 місяців тому +9

      This is everything 😂

    • @sngray11
      @sngray11 7 місяців тому +6

      That is such a brilliant idea! 💞

    • @averypowell9247
      @averypowell9247 7 місяців тому +9

      This should so be drawn up to be merch

    • @Alexandraincognito
      @Alexandraincognito 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@averypowell9247great idea!

  • @selenajustine2975
    @selenajustine2975 6 місяців тому +216

    "ITS THE SAME PRICE! THATS THE PROBLEM!" Jerid is so unintentionally funny 😂💀

  • @ZackarySmigel
    @ZackarySmigel 7 місяців тому +3639

    As someone featured in this video, I can confirm that Chipotle is ripping you off if you order online.

    • @Shane2
      @Shane2  7 місяців тому +329

      Ur video was incredible! ua-cam.com/video/kZe5k95U-UY/v-deo.html

    • @jesshigginbottom3866
      @jesshigginbottom3866 7 місяців тому

      Glad he gave u recognition NOW 🥴🫣🥲👏

    • @jasminerose7148
      @jasminerose7148 7 місяців тому +188

      Fyi I'm a manager at Chipotle and as of a few days ago, we all got a text from higher ups, saying we are going to double our rice portions and will not charge if you get extra toppings and or sides, or vinegarette.

    • @haleyscarberry
      @haleyscarberry 7 місяців тому +116

      @@jasminerose7148 they already give wayyyy too much rice it's not even going to be balanced just 90% rice

    • @LongLiveLuka
      @LongLiveLuka 7 місяців тому

      @@jasminerose7148 teaaa! i hope it'll change the imbalance in weight between online and in-store

  • @ammmaaannnddda
    @ammmaaannnddda 7 місяців тому +893

    The way I could feel the happiness when everyone was just laughing in the minivan. I love how Lizzie and Spencer are apart of these videos now 🥹

    • @holliver_bpd796
      @holliver_bpd796 7 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@denisebledsoe8836That’s so mean. What if she reads this?

    • @denisebledsoe8836
      @denisebledsoe8836 7 місяців тому

      @@holliver_bpd796 ma'am I could care less if she reads it!

    • @mars_00006
      @mars_00006 7 місяців тому +2

      @@holliver_bpd796what did she say??

    • @ammmaaannnddda
      @ammmaaannnddda 7 місяців тому +1

      I love Lizzie, but I’m also a fan of Ryland and the Sip

    • @anubisthacutest4752
      @anubisthacutest4752 7 місяців тому

      Welcome to the comment section. She's best friends with Ryland. I'm sure she's used to "mean" comments lol​@@holliver_bpd796

  • @samcookx
    @samcookx 7 місяців тому +578

    Chipotle worker here! Management has recently gotten so strict on portion sizes😭 it’s even harder when customers don’t understand how it’s not our fault… so thank you for recognizing that!

    • @sonyamarieq5041
      @sonyamarieq5041 7 місяців тому +25

      Thisss!! I work there too thankfully as my second job now because I can’t handle their “chipotle standards” crap 🙄🙄

    • @Diana_111
      @Diana_111 7 місяців тому +5

      I ordered during Covid….never again. I got the smallest portions

    • @tankgirl6107
      @tankgirl6107 7 місяців тому +20

      I believe you! I also work food service and in general, if a customer goes somewhere and gets a smaller portion from one worker and a larger portion from another, 99.9%of the time the smaller portion is what they're SUPPOSED to give you. The larger portion, you got hooked tf up.

    • @lisamarie8136
      @lisamarie8136 7 місяців тому

      @@tankgirl6107 THIS

    • @iamchrispaezjr
      @iamchrispaezjr 7 місяців тому +1

      Feel like this is only some specific stores cause I’ve always ordered online (I absolutely DESPISE, on the spot ordering due to my social anxiety), and I always get a full on burrito bowl. No skimping.

  • @samanthajo7683
    @samanthajo7683 7 місяців тому +836

    Imagine someone watching the security cams of this parking lot and just seeing ppl OOOOOOOOO and AAAAAHHHHHH over chipotle 💀

    • @JCBUBBLE22
      @JCBUBBLE22 7 місяців тому +5

      BAHAHAH RIGHT🤣

    • @bottlepop7
      @bottlepop7 6 місяців тому +6

      A bunch of 30 year olds too that could be doing something better with their days 😂

    • @liag.iaj.347
      @liag.iaj.347 6 місяців тому +7

      @@bottlepop7bye ur watching them

    • @theycallmelanita
      @theycallmelanita 5 місяців тому

      @@bottlepop7ur on his channel… watching them…

  • @junea872
    @junea872 7 місяців тому +478

    When Jared said they looked like an adult daycare I died🤣

  • @haleytonkin385
    @haleytonkin385 7 місяців тому +562

    Burrito: 19.01% more
    First bowl: 2.93% more
    Second bowl: 1.79% more
    Queso: 12.56% more
    Tiktok burrito: 39.29% more
    (All are % more than online)

    • @Liqhtupmyworld
      @Liqhtupmyworld 7 місяців тому +34

      That TikTok burrito deserves prison time

    • @summermurray8258
      @summermurray8258 7 місяців тому +5

      Thank you for doing the math!

  • @kyky868
    @kyky868 7 місяців тому +485

    the chaotic drive to chipotle is definitely giving daycare field trip 😭

  • @snakespaghetti3099
    @snakespaghetti3099 7 місяців тому +580

    Worker from chipotle here! When you come in to get chipotle workers actually over portion your food most of the time to skip the part where the customer asks for more. This allows us to get customers in and out. Online orders are made with the real portions the chipotle training wants us to use!!

    • @yessironi3698
      @yessironi3698 7 місяців тому +60

      i figured. I think we are just so used to eating bigger portions... I'm not hating but this makes sense.

    • @lxushy
      @lxushy 7 місяців тому +18

      This makes a lot of sense actually

    • @chayono12
      @chayono12 7 місяців тому +25

      I mean, some of these should be the genuine portion for the price we pay.😅 Some of these I will agree are HUGE but the cost is what’s getting me

    • @nervousbabbs2769
      @nervousbabbs2769 6 місяців тому +12

      They really need portioned scoops like 1cup,1/2cup, and 1/4 cup it would clear up any confusion and make it so much easier on the workers. No over the top scoops just flat out even portioning and it would also help the managers who order the food supplies. If other fast food can do it so can chipotle.

    • @angelicahernandez-vasquez8844
      @angelicahernandez-vasquez8844 6 місяців тому +5

      really? because i always order extra rice and extra chicken on my mobile app and they still SKIMP on the EXTRA part…
      waste of my money :/ thats why i stopped ordering mobile and chipotle in general

  • @aleashathomas2946
    @aleashathomas2946 7 місяців тому +364

    spencer is giving 80’s heartthrob and i LOVEEEE IT

  • @BorderlandDisorder
    @BorderlandDisorder 7 місяців тому +387

    I love how we started this Shane adventure more than 10 years ago with just him and his alter egos and now he has his brother, sister in law, his babies, his husband, his husband's bestie, and two besties / coworkers/ friends Spencer and Chris all along for these crazy shenanigans. Don't get me wrong I didn't mind the Jeffree stage but this wholesome family and close friend circle is everything. It's more wholesome and a lot more fun to watch because everyone is really chill and just doing content for fun instead of trying to feed an algorithm.
    Edit: Morgan too!!! I forgot ; _ ; I am so sorry!!

    • @breejohnson6503
      @breejohnson6503 7 місяців тому +2

      Agreed

    • @chibi_rabbit
      @chibi_rabbit 7 місяців тому +18

      I miss Morgan in these videos. 😭

    • @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233
      @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 7 місяців тому

      U did not just forget Morgan from this list how freaking dare u 🤬🤬🤬

    • @BorderlandDisorder
      @BorderlandDisorder 7 місяців тому

      Sorry I did forget Morgan! ; _ ; I am so ashamed!!

    • @mcd7863
      @mcd7863 7 місяців тому

      Don’t forget his cats 😉

  • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
    @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat 7 місяців тому +462

    Ryland making the minivan mom life glamorous was everything!!! ✨🚐✨

  • @Matt-em9bd
    @Matt-em9bd 7 місяців тому +89

    Someone tell the 13 yr old me that its all good we be 24 drinking beer & still watching Shane at 12am living my best life he went nowhere

  • @lizhrtsu369
    @lizhrtsu369 7 місяців тому +327

    Spencer being the Tiktoker actually had me ROLLING 💀💀

  • @kelseybenton536
    @kelseybenton536 7 місяців тому +282

    Spencer is such a team player! “Hungry boy” has me dead🤣🤣

  • @Bean126
    @Bean126 7 місяців тому +228

    My friend is ex Chipotle worker can confirm! It well known that the workers put in less effort because nobody is watching them and feeling less obligated to give bigger portions!

    • @cunexttuesday7651
      @cunexttuesday7651 7 місяців тому +17

      I would still give big portions.

    • @daniic.r9874
      @daniic.r9874 7 місяців тому +4

      This is so bad because its literally no extra effort 😮

    • @noa670
      @noa670 7 місяців тому +4

      Humans are so annoying sometimes

    • @TerizaParley
      @TerizaParley 6 місяців тому

      @@daniic.r9874Yeh I get you but if they are swamped with orders, they might not be thinking properly and just wanting the delivery drivers out the door as quick as possible and if no one is watching them make it they might feel less pressured to make the portions bigger

  • @sydeezy17
    @sydeezy17 7 місяців тому +26

    I love that Jerid is more involved with Shane now! It means a lot to have family around and it seems so fun! ❤ ❤

  • @td023
    @td023 7 місяців тому +579

    Anytime I get in an awkward conversation from now on I’m just gonna say “Soo how bout them dodge engines?” 🤣🤷‍♂️

  • @woahthatsrough
    @woahthatsrough 7 місяців тому +303

    8 years later, I still got to shane when my mental health is at its worst. 8 years later I STILL find his videos this comforting. it is such a blessing that you post 😭

    • @crystaldenova8345
      @crystaldenova8345 7 місяців тому +10

      hope you feel better soon, babycakes. I completely relate; he and the gang are just what I need after a long day!

    • @aeolanyiramoon6260
      @aeolanyiramoon6260 6 місяців тому +5

      I found my people 🖤

  • @wolfesan3961
    @wolfesan3961 7 місяців тому +123

    This is probably my favorite of all the Shane videos we've gotten recently. The editing, the dynamic of friends / the high energy and CHIPOTLE. It makes me happy to see the people I support happy and having fun.

  • @LoveHestia_
    @LoveHestia_ 7 місяців тому +37

    I loved the chaotic energy of this video 😂😭 y'all friendships together is awesome. And jared going to fart had me dead 😂

  • @sydneydanielle_d
    @sydneydanielle_d 7 місяців тому +1002

    "Does anyone need that much food?"
    Yes Ryland! We do! 😅

    • @rebeccaspratling2865
      @rebeccaspratling2865 7 місяців тому +28

      Exactly. 😂 I only eat once a day because I am extremely busy and I would eat that much at once and be good for the next day until I eat again.

    • @blueberymufn11
      @blueberymufn11 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@rebeccaspratling2865 honey that is really not good

    • @savv4444
      @savv4444 7 місяців тому +18

      @@blueberymufn11 why? i only eat one meal a day & snack throughout the day. also, your comment comes off so patronizing “honey” lol

    • @youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961
      @youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961 7 місяців тому +20

      @@blueberymufn11 what she's doing is intermittent fasting which has a ton of health benefits. Only giving yourself a 2-3 hour time window to eat is great, so like 18 hours fasting and only 6 to eat. People have lost tons of weight this way. And the one meal a day thing is becoming pretty normal these days, I follow a ton of tik tokers that have lost hundreds of lbs just eating once a day after fasting for 20 hours or so. Doesn't work for everyones life and schedule but if you can stick to it theres lots of benefits.

    • @tinalongley3894
      @tinalongley3894 7 місяців тому +3

      Umm...does Ryland not know us, oh of course we need that much food!:)🤣🤣🤣(Great comment, thank you!:)☺)

  • @oliviamillard5415
    @oliviamillard5415 7 місяців тому +325

    Ex chipotle employee here! I remember being taught the portion sizes of every food item and if u did go according to the specific portion sizes it is a very small meal. (I’m talking a 4oz scoop of rice which doesn’t even cover the bottom of the bowl, and when have u ever seen the rice NOT cover the bottom of the bowl at least??) But when a customer is in front of you and they ask for more u always give more, so naturally u start giving out bigger than standard portion sizes to stop hearing “can I have more can I have more” to everything. Managers are always up ur butt about portion sizes so for the online orders u can make smaller bowls/burritos to make up for how much extra ur using (or wasting) on the in person orders. That’s at least how I saw it.

    • @dizzychickawa9920
      @dizzychickawa9920 7 місяців тому +6

      Exactly

    • @LuxValkyrie
      @LuxValkyrie 7 місяців тому +77

      So in other words, yes, Chipotle is ripping off and overcharging their customers. Thank you for confirming.

    • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
      @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 7 місяців тому

      So the people that end up paying more are subsidizing the people typically paying less? Fun.

    • @samg6243
      @samg6243 7 місяців тому +4

      exactlyyyyyy

    • @bish_puddin
      @bish_puddin 7 місяців тому +19

      So I don’t understand why you aren’t charging extra for more when the customer asks for more? Every restaurant charges extra for extra food so why doesn’t chipotle?

  • @Finn-ey5xo
    @Finn-ey5xo 7 місяців тому +453

    I’m CRYING the adult-daycare reference😭😭😭

    • @xileleft5329
      @xileleft5329 7 місяців тому +3

      absolutely choking on my chipotle rn

    • @maarzx
      @maarzx 7 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @carissapetrowsky7848
    @carissapetrowsky7848 7 місяців тому +26

    I’ve been working for chipotle for 3 years and honestly when I work on the front line, customers get really upset when we give them the real portion sizes or rice and meat which is only supposed to be 4oz. So, yes, we give them more otherwise they will complain and because we have to please the customers. Online order though, we can give them the actual portion size without being pressured to give them double scoop of rice, extra cheese, and more than the meat portion that we are TRAINED to be serving. Chipotle is supposed to be a healthy restaurant but people want their bowls to be spilling off the sides and for burritos to be impossible to be wrapped before they pay $11.

    • @Fallen-angel2020
      @Fallen-angel2020 7 місяців тому +2

      I live in England and honestly would be shocked to receive that amount of food. I wouldn’t even be able to eat half that amount and I’d feel bad wasting it. I’d be more than happy with the standard amount. We generally don’t get huge portions here.

  • @gracielapagancortes2694
    @gracielapagancortes2694 7 місяців тому +143

    When he said “when’s someone is filming you know VERTICAL” I could not breathe absolutely hilarious after so many years Shane is just a bundle of joy that will light up your day😊

  • @lizzyb6800
    @lizzyb6800 7 місяців тому +186

    “STEAK! The bloodier the better!” Took me tf out 😂😂😂

  • @shannonblume5036
    @shannonblume5036 7 місяців тому +223

    Ryland," we should expose them ALL!" YES!!!!!! 😂

    • @savv4444
      @savv4444 7 місяців тому +1

      ryland in his villain era lol i love it

  • @nataliamatassa
    @nataliamatassa 4 місяці тому +2

    as a former chipotle worker , they trained me to scoop a big scoop infront of the customer but knock more than half of that scoop off but do it really fast so the customer doesn’t notice lol. and as of onlines , yes. absolutely they skimp u on purpose bc the customer isn’t watching you do it. there’s a separate area for onlines which they call the “expo” line. i was ordered to give less food on expo and if i didn’t it would “come out of my check” knowing that not how it works lol so i always hooked pekole up regardless

  • @laynanay6252
    @laynanay6252 7 місяців тому +52

    it’s actually really nice that chipotle has 2 separate lines. otherwise people would be complaining their orders aren’t ready and it wouldn’t be so chaotic doing online and in person orders. so it does make sense. it’s hard to understand how a restaurant works without even working there.

  • @amandaa4744
    @amandaa4744 7 місяців тому +71

    I love Jared so much! "My goal in life is to own a minivan". Then Spencer "It's good to set achievable goals". & Sandy is just beautiful & smiling, having an amazing time, enjoying whatever the day brings!

    • @KweenKimberly
      @KweenKimberly 7 місяців тому +5

      I absolutely ADORE Sandee!!! Like I could totally see us being friends in "real life" 😆 She's so sweet & funny & always has a positive attitude. Going to Disneyland with this group would be the best day EVER 💯😂 (I WISH!)

  • @AshtenIs2Groovy4U
    @AshtenIs2Groovy4U 7 місяців тому +85

    😂😂😂 I’ll never get over y’all making Spencer go in to restaurants 20 times lmao I don’t even know why but that’s my favorite part.

  • @classof13hhs
    @classof13hhs 4 місяці тому +1

    My fave part of this video time and time again is when Jerid says “it’s about to STANK” and Shane spits out his drink 😂😂 it was such a genuine funny moment that caught Shane off guard 😂

  • @OsnapitzMitsy
    @OsnapitzMitsy 7 місяців тому +136

    Jerid walking off to fart every couple of minutes was too funny 😂

  • @petarenae4823
    @petarenae4823 7 місяців тому +87

    Lizzie, "He just screamed at them & farted."
    I'm barely holding on ppl😂😂😂

    • @NikkaTiel
      @NikkaTiel 6 місяців тому +1

      Happens at 34:27-36

  • @joannajimenez6072
    @joannajimenez6072 7 місяців тому +91

    I messed up watching this after having an emergency c section 😭 I could not stop laughing it hurt so much!!! Lol. I’m currently in the hospital watching, I had my son early, at 29 weeks to be exact. He’s doing so good though currently in nicu 🙏🏻 love y’all so much thanks for keeping me company thru this hard time.

  • @cheryle3256
    @cheryle3256 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm home with Covid and Jerid's constant fart trips have given me the first laughs I've had in days. Thank you.

  • @annakay8882
    @annakay8882 7 місяців тому +101

    Who’s dying laughing their ass off alone in every episode 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leelaynemaynard706
    @leelaynemaynard706 7 місяців тому +29

    The dynamic between Shane and Jared is the best. Because they're brother's they're able to riff off each other so fast. They should both be comedians 😂

  • @bubble_slayer7143
    @bubble_slayer7143 7 місяців тому +75

    We also water down our Queso. As a former employee, the portioning is true for the most part. We are told by management to give less with online orders so we can move quicker and focus on inside orders. However, the customers can also ask for extra stuff, whereas with online orders no one is there to ask for anything extra.

    • @Hannah-zd3wf
      @Hannah-zd3wf 7 місяців тому +11

      This is what I was thinking, I used to work there too and it’s not that we would do less than the portion amount for online orders, it’s just in person we’d get yelled at by customers to add more and not expect to be charged so we just inherently started beefing up line orders lol

    • @ladylonglove6740
      @ladylonglove6740 7 місяців тому

      But no one in the video asked for more right?

    • @lizalove91
      @lizalove91 7 місяців тому

      I don’t think I’ve ever asked for more! It’s already so much

  • @biancapool549
    @biancapool549 7 місяців тому +18

    HAHAHAH! I really appreciate how the DODGE became the main character.😄🤣
    Damn. The editing, the story telling and humor is just ART. COMPLETE ART. YOU ARE A ARTIST!
    🙌

  • @amyzapot5799
    @amyzapot5799 7 місяців тому +26

    Ex chipotle person here. We are supposed to give the same portions for everyone. But those portions are usually way smaller than what people expect. But the employees who are the strongest in terms of portioning and speed will always go to the second line because management can't hover and they are usually alone. Also the second line is just for throughput. If we made all the orders on one line it would have been chaos.

  • @4ndr0599
    @4ndr0599 7 місяців тому +135

    shanee you should do some ghost hunting next pls🥹

    • @Dream-id7nj
      @Dream-id7nj 7 місяців тому +6

      Up vote

    • @misshissable
      @misshissable 7 місяців тому +2

      yes!

    • @NikkieTwix
      @NikkieTwix 7 місяців тому +2

      Yes!! 🙌

    • @JessAnonymous
      @JessAnonymous 7 місяців тому

      Yessss I miss him doing those vids!! But he has to be hella careful bc some spirits will follow you

    • @piscesstew
      @piscesstew 7 місяців тому

      i second this i miss it sm

  • @NikkieTwix
    @NikkieTwix 7 місяців тому +105

    GLOCKAMOLE has me screaming ! 🤣

  • @absaralsadig5220
    @absaralsadig5220 7 місяців тому +7

    Seeing 7 full grown adults get excited and hyped up while weighing stuff in a scale.. is definitely something 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @eisenhardt9928
    @eisenhardt9928 7 місяців тому +344

    I don’t think I’ve been so early to a video in my life, but I’m obsessed with you. Thank you for everything that you do.

    • @Kelsikush
      @Kelsikush 7 місяців тому +1

      Same 😂 I was watching other videos and saw this come up and was like yeasssss

    • @kalnfornia
      @kalnfornia 7 місяців тому +2

      You need a hobby

    • @designed100
      @designed100 7 місяців тому

      Boundaries before you become the podcast.......

    • @savv4444
      @savv4444 7 місяців тому +4

      @@kalnfornia you need manners

    • @DanteLOL-u5s
      @DanteLOL-u5s 7 місяців тому +1

      @@kalnforniawhy are you here? Stfu. Fr.

  • @sammikeiko8860
    @sammikeiko8860 7 місяців тому +112

    South Park made an episode about everyone eating chipotle and they all had bloody diarrhea but kept eating it, this reminds me of that

  • @user-jy8jq8mr1f
    @user-jy8jq8mr1f 7 місяців тому +192

    This whole group is SO funny but Ryland is low key the funniest! "Ya that's her & her baby." 😂😂😂

    • @melchild
      @melchild 7 місяців тому +14

      Ryland made this account to comment this

    • @sundaysunlight5505
      @sundaysunlight5505 7 місяців тому +2

      @@melchildLMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @TheeTrillian
      @TheeTrillian 7 місяців тому +1

      Really? He kinda ruins every video for me

    • @user-jy8jq8mr1f
      @user-jy8jq8mr1f 7 місяців тому

      @@melchild 😂😂😂 that would be a petty Ryland move! Lol

  • @sup1146
    @sup1146 6 місяців тому +9

    I just wanna say… controversies asides… Shane is still the king of UA-cam. After everything still averaging 1 M views a vid.
    Also the layout of the video from beginning to end. The description layout. Everything he’s just so good 😊 just wanted to give props and appreciation. Love you guys.

  • @hollyroberts390
    @hollyroberts390 7 місяців тому +67

    Omg that burnout leaving the house had me DYING 😂

  • @Southern_Made
    @Southern_Made 7 місяців тому +130

    Shane’s Conspiracy videos r not only iconic but so nostalgic! Btw saw an old video today and there was a chucke cheese add lol!

  • @chasetanquilut6943
    @chasetanquilut6943 7 місяців тому +50

    ryland saying “doesn’t even break 2-hundy” genuinely made me choke on my croissant i laughed so hard

  • @Alexlovesfalll
    @Alexlovesfalll 7 місяців тому +101

    YKK ITS GON BE AN INSANE VIDEO WHEN SHANE SAYS “OMGOMGOMG” IN THE BEGINNING

  • @thalia9789
    @thalia9789 7 місяців тому +22

    I love how your conspiracy videos have basically turned into Scooby-Doo. It's honestly so fun to watch!

  • @abbyhighley7468
    @abbyhighley7468 7 місяців тому +29

    When Shane and Jerid hugged was so sweet and funny! Love this family!

  • @miaortega4946
    @miaortega4946 7 місяців тому +1

    As a former chipotle worker, can confirm management is strict on “portion” for online orders.. not only thatttt not to talk about alllll the Sexual harassment cases plus “abuse” I say that term very lightly and just working there. That job really isn’t for the week.

  • @wickedthisway1239
    @wickedthisway1239 7 місяців тому +165

    Jerrid was everything in this video! Lol Him stepping away to fart alot, I was dying laughing, The entire dynamic what this whole group is hilarious didn't even care about chipotle ripping people off at the end because I was so entertained by this group😂😊❤

    • @hahafunifuni
      @hahafunifuni 7 місяців тому +4

      When Shane said it was hot in the van and Jerrid said it was about to be stanky in there lmao

  • @envynyatv
    @envynyatv 7 місяців тому +9

    Hey Shane, I used to work at Chipotle and I can also confirm with online orders we have to use the portions we’re supposed to or less. It depends how much stuff they get. The reasoning is bc they don’t see us making their food how the people inside do , so they wouldn’t be able to say they want more of something. I asked management why and they said it will help us not run out so quick and be able to finish the orders faster instead of worrying about struggling to close the bowl or roll the burritos how we do in the line (with the in person customers)

  • @offxcialkvn1931
    @offxcialkvn1931 7 місяців тому +61

    i’ve rewatched this like 8 times now. idk what it is about this episode but it’s literally my favorite. the vibe amongst you ryland, jerid, sandy, chris, and the rest is so natural and funny. keep these videos coming pleaseeee

    • @TheCaterpickle
      @TheCaterpickle 7 місяців тому +5

      i think his videos just feel nostalgic

    • @katiehart6338
      @katiehart6338 6 місяців тому +1

      YESS i love these videos 😭😭

  • @hufflepuff0074
    @hufflepuff0074 6 місяців тому +2

    I'm obsessed with this group and it cracks me up every time Spencer laughs while he talks

  • @ejune0381
    @ejune0381 7 місяців тому +60

    I love Jerrids personality. He brings so much to these videos.

  • @user13073
    @user13073 7 місяців тому +36

    We need more conspiracies!! They give me a nostalgic feeling lol

  • @orangexylem
    @orangexylem 7 місяців тому +36

    You guys should make "I don't have to be good at math to know I'm getting ripped off" merch. 😂

  • @thedwarf4121
    @thedwarf4121 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for making such entertaining content. I watch you while I am receiving chemotherapy because only you and a few others can keep me smiling. Thank you.

  • @usernfhujls8909
    @usernfhujls8909 7 місяців тому +63

    LMAOOOO spencer having to go in 800 times and the "whats up guys were at chipotle and we're going to try.. an.. order"

  • @kaycandy79
    @kaycandy79 7 місяців тому +17

    I am LOVING the Conspiracy Moblie. The conversation and fun you all are having is great.

  • @nimsi9436
    @nimsi9436 7 місяців тому +20

    can we please have more videos like this , i couldn't stop laughing , The whole group is SO WHOLESOME, you can feel and see how real you are with each other.

  • @leenaravenwood
    @leenaravenwood 7 місяців тому +60

    Omg Ryland in the trunk was oddly wholesome. Like, "damn this gang seems so fun I wanna join"

  • @caitlinmua
    @caitlinmua 7 місяців тому +22

    “As triggering as it is I bought a scale” I had the same reaction for my baking 😂😂😂

  • @brittanysmelser
    @brittanysmelser 7 місяців тому +28

    The conspiracy van tour was so hilarious! Dying! I love these videos so much shane!! keep them coming!

  • @sweethrtmadness4771
    @sweethrtmadness4771 7 місяців тому +12

    😂😂 legit cackling in my cubicle at work!! The mini van drive had me laughing so hard

  • @bribee1346
    @bribee1346 7 місяців тому +30

    Not Shane showing off his 751 credit score during his rocketmoney ads 😭😭😭

  • @haleighklemm
    @haleighklemm 7 місяців тому +30

    Holy hell I laughed so hard when Jerid said “yeah it’s about to STANK” 🤣 Shane spitting out his drink after that took me out 😂💀 this whole group is just…✨🥹

    • @classof13hhs
      @classof13hhs 7 місяців тому +1

      I went back and replayed it 3 times! I laughed so hard 😂

    • @haleighklemm
      @haleighklemm 7 місяців тому

      @@classof13hhs SAME 🤣

  • @therealheatherlinn
    @therealheatherlinn 7 місяців тому +25

    Currently on a flight to Hawaii sitting next to my sister REBECAH! 😂 so funny y’all! Love you all and chipotle has my ❤

  • @red.player
    @red.player 4 місяці тому +1

    I worked at chipotle, that additional area in the back is for large catering orders, though some chipotle stores may also use it for online order -the three store I worked at didn’t.

  • @ClaireSylvia
    @ClaireSylvia 7 місяців тому +10

    Jerid “it’s about to stank” Shane immediately spits his drink 🤣🤣🤣. Also Ryland’s energy in this video was…. Interesting 😅

  • @madalinegrove3700
    @madalinegrove3700 7 місяців тому +46

    I’m a nursing student and IN my recent Medsurg book it says to AVOID eating at places “like Chipotle” *they dropped that name specifically* because it’s one of the leading causes of GI upset/disturbances/ food poisoning
    Just throwing that out there for everyone 😳

    • @myaclark7807
      @myaclark7807 7 місяців тому +3

      I literally ate chipotle once and it gave me food poisoning

    • @madalinegrove3700
      @madalinegrove3700 7 місяців тому

      The first time my boyfriend ate it he got it too! And then everyone in Shane’s video says the same thing soooo

    • @myaclark7807
      @myaclark7807 7 місяців тому +2

      @@madalinegrove3700 my bf loves chipotle and and since I got food poisoning I’m just like no 🤢

    • @MelissaOvalle98
      @MelissaOvalle98 7 місяців тому +2

      Omg yes me and my fiance ate chipotle and got food poisoning! Can’t even hear the name it makes me nauseous 🤢

    • @laurenelizabeth2526
      @laurenelizabeth2526 7 місяців тому +1

      the first time i ever ate at chipotle i got food poisoning 😭 and never went back

  • @ldayco26
    @ldayco26 7 місяців тому +8

    Lolll as a former employee it’s really just a psychological thing. Of course we’re told not to waste food, but when a customer is eyeing or filming us we’re not gonna cheap out on them!

  • @angelicagarciaherrer
    @angelicagarciaherrer 6 місяців тому +1

    I just moved into a studio and feel a little lonely. SEEING YOU POST especially these kinds of videos makes me so happy.

  • @gamerbrat8537
    @gamerbrat8537 7 місяців тому +95

    The way Lizze went from "I don't want to be a part of this" to "I'm a Tik toker, give me the most" is the chaotic energy I live for 💜💜💜

    • @mars_00006
      @mars_00006 7 місяців тому +3

      Bro she tries so hard to be funny, she keeps cracking jokes and it goes silent. It makes me cringe

    • @kekeleakes9622
      @kekeleakes9622 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mars_00006she literally looked straight up mad and annoyed when Chris made the job about the 30year old tik tokers. I try and like her but sometimes she can’t take a joke

    • @mars_00006
      @mars_00006 7 місяців тому

      @@kekeleakes9622ikr!!! She seems so stuck up. I tried liking her too but i just can’t

  • @kainjilol
    @kainjilol 7 місяців тому +60

    AHHH IM SO EXCITED I BADLY WANTED A SHANE CONSPIRACY VIDEO

  • @kayleeroyal225
    @kayleeroyal225 7 місяців тому +50

    Has anyone ever noticed Ryland gets more sassy when his hair gets long 😂

  • @Unknown-el9up
    @Unknown-el9up 4 місяці тому +2

    I feel like this shouldn’t matter at all cause Everytime you go it’s gonna be different so why should it really even matter

  • @notalithiumbarbiedoll3535
    @notalithiumbarbiedoll3535 7 місяців тому +25

    I love these videos with the whole squad, they make my day! The whole group is so chaotic in the best way but Jerid and Lizzie might be my favorite. Jerid is so hilarious and Lizzie is so amazingly unhinged lmao

  • @theresabendell9485
    @theresabendell9485 7 місяців тому +34

    OMG 🤣 When the back of the van opens and Ryland is sitting there...HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

  • @macdoingstuff
    @macdoingstuff 7 місяців тому +34

    I LOVE that you take the whole gang along for these videos!

  • @carriebrown679
    @carriebrown679 6 місяців тому +1

    I will say that I used to work at Taco Bell, quite recently, actually. We have 2 separate cook lines, one for drive thru and one for inside/mobile orders. So that part doesn't surprise me too much. I can see how trying to work around someone making food for a customer while you try to do to go orders can get easily frustrating. However, I will say that we were NEVER told to skimp on online orders. We actually had people like secret shoppers who would do orders and weigh them outside. We would get called out if we did skimp. So, not everyone is like this! I promise! ❤

  • @kimneman4225
    @kimneman4225 7 місяців тому +40

    This makes sense. The LAST time I went in to order the employee was rude and didn't want to take my order. They literally told me I should order online!

    • @tashahainey2020
      @tashahainey2020 7 місяців тому +4

      Ha! My Chipotle said they don't take in person orders only online!

    • @jasminerose7148
      @jasminerose7148 7 місяців тому +5

      What? I've worked there 3 years ee have never done that. Call corporate on their asses lol

  • @Writing4MySoul
    @Writing4MySoul 7 місяців тому +18

    The conspiracy van needs a bumper sticker that says “I’m a hungry boy!” 😂😂😂

  • @RibsIsTouchin
    @RibsIsTouchin 5 місяців тому +1

    Jerid scream farting at the couple had me on the fucking floor laughing

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini3480 7 місяців тому +7

    I can verify; my pal used to work at Chipotle! It's common knowledge that when no one is around to supervise them, employees perform worse and feel less pressure to provide larger servings!

  • @samantharitter298
    @samantharitter298 7 місяців тому +53

    Oh our online ordering has stopped, it's always a nightmare

    • @sophie.3.
      @sophie.3. 7 місяців тому +12

      You’re totally right. I ordered Panera once and the mf took a bite out of my bread and just put it back in the bag🥲
      It’s so crazy how expensive it is when you get half of your shit wrong 80% of the time as well. The idea of it is great, but you know us. We can’t have anything normal and peaceful. 🤦🏻‍♀️