@@EverythingK21free eats? Darkseid is the one guy solar powered Kryptonians would actually think twice before fucking with. And Darkseid also knows the power of Kryptonians
Cyborg gets consistently done dirty in dc media when he’s not with the titans, the weakest link in injustice and the sorriest mf in this movie, bro is a joke unfortunately
@@dontpreorder2783 Ever since the new 52 comics when DC replaced martian manhunter with cyborg, hes been trash ever since. I don't know why they keep messing with the formula, he was clearly better in the Teen titans.
when you think about it, she was the one who sold the hardest. because she saw his weak ass tweak out against superman and decided "yeah, he can handle it"
This is the greatest breakdown I’ve ever seen. Side note: First time watching SnyderCut when it came out, Supes showed up and that music dropped, I literally had goosebumps.
Nah only heros that are pathetic in contrast to the villains they face is batman and aquaman. cyborg, wonderwoman and the flash are units of their own.
9:36 probably my favorite part of the video. Watching the movie for the first time I was like “oh fuck , they failed” the way Zeph describes it makes it so fucking funny
Why is the justice league even a thing if Superman can solo them when they all gang up on him...and is fast enough to make THE FLASH (y'know the speed guy) sweat and can make Cyborg's tech (Y'know the guy thats half fucking robot) malfunction? Should literally just be called the Super League
Yeah i agree bruh no one in the justice league should be able to solo squad them even batman(he said himself that his contingency plan for himself is the justice league themselves) no one in the league should be a able to survive getting jumped by everyone in the league at full power
Only for his character to be in one scene, die and then show up in a flashback for a whole other character. At least with Cyborg, he got to have something resembling a character journey.
I need him to talk about the animated movie run from like 2009 through 2019 that ended with Justice League Apokolips War. Bruh despite having no superpowers Batman in the animated series he clutching up. In Doom War Superman got slept and guess who saved Big Blue not Shazam, not Flash, and not Wonder Woman it was the Dark Knight himself.
@hiddenqueefvillage Yeah. Unfortunately. That shit was like the 2018 NBA Finals the Cavs got swept and so did the Justice League. That wasn’t anyone’s fault though Darkseid just schemed on them like Infinity War Thanos wasn’t shit they could do about that.
To be fair with Cyborg, the only experience he ever got being physical with someone was when he was playing Rugby. It's the only offense he knows 😂 Edit: 5:08 SEE WHAT I MEAN, BRO JUST DID A TACKLE INSTEAD OF BLICKING LMAOO
Aye bruh just wanted to say thank you for all the content you’ve been putting out. I’ve been goin thru a hard breakup and your vids have been my comfort spot for the past couple days. Much love ❤
The Whedon Cut had him be way more confident and snarky, casually throwing out lines like "my axe is still slick with the blood of your sisters". The Snyder Cut has him be way more vulnerable and desperate.
3:07, This was Warners' response to the Man Of Steel backlash, having the characters fight in empty areas like they're Dragon Ball characters. The Avengers at least have the excuse of making it a point of trying to rescue and evacuate civilians when they are fighting in populated areas. Warners/Snyder just took all that and chucked it out the window for the Justice League to only focus on the fights.
Dude they were such a raw team here and barely knew each other let alone how to fight together and you took such great advantage of that. Man you funny as hell keep it up yo!
@@didithemighty8675only to Thanos with the Gauntlet though. They dealt with his Chautari army and Loki, and Ultron and bots. Thanos on another level and frankly Quill sold and he’s not Avengers
Cyborg taking his sweet time counting down like the AI he is got me weak, how is he this much of a fraud
Please do Raid 2
He’s not lying about not wanting darkseid fade cause I promise they didn’t want that😭😭
Free eats for Superman,u seen the way he was lookin at darkseid he was ready to get active
@hiddenqueefvillagehe was gone fly through the portal and get punched right back out😂😂😂😂
@@EverythingK21free eats? Darkseid is the one guy solar powered Kryptonians would actually think twice before fucking with. And Darkseid also knows the power of Kryptonians
Superman got a slim chance. Batman in his most powerful armor can take him somewhat. But right then and there Darksied would cook.
@@MrREAPERszbatman in his most powerful armor was getting worked by superman and had to use kryptonite
They did Cyborg so dirty in this movie, literally the sorriest dude on the team
What do you expect from one of them -👴
Cyborg gets consistently done dirty in dc media when he’s not with the titans, the weakest link in injustice and the sorriest mf in this movie, bro is a joke unfortunately
@@dontpreorder2783nah he was alright in injustice there were other characters that were WAY worse than cyborg
@@dontpreorder2783 Ever since the new 52 comics when DC replaced martian manhunter with cyborg, hes been trash ever since. I don't know why they keep messing with the formula, he was clearly better in the Teen titans.
I don't agree with you on this one. Cyborg was the best part in this movie
Damn, first Superman, now this, the Fraud League is getting mollywhopped.💀
Bro said mollywhop😭😭
@@lassian7275it’s the truth. They got humbled, put down, embarrassed, bullied, and absolutely violated.
For no reason 😭 if anyone should of been able to stop him it be wonder woman or green lantern somewhat but they forgot about him ass☠
They needed they opp supe to win😂
LMAO
This is accurate to the comics too, The Fraud League gets violated on a regular basis till Superman or Batman bails them out
You guys are mean!! 😢
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bats and sups backs must hurt from having to carry the hole team all the time and also making sure that wonderwoman doesn't commit any war crimes
Nah, til the new gods bail them out
How does Batman of all people bail them out but Wonder Woman can’t beat the threat by herself.
@@SpiderFan-e13 bUt WiTh PrEp TiMe
Bro did not have to cook Batman like that at 3:37😭😂
i thouht i was the only one that got it 🤣🤣
Underrated 😂
He always gotta cook me
6:32 "Putting Cyborg in an ISO with Steppenwolf" Wonderwoman was soooo wrong for doing that.
She was tryna save the movie and fire cyborg herself
when you think about it, she was the one who sold the hardest. because she saw his weak ass tweak out against superman and decided "yeah, he can handle it"
@@dr3144 I think she was hoping he would get got
This is the greatest breakdown I’ve ever seen.
Side note: First time watching SnyderCut when it came out, Supes showed up and that music dropped, I literally had goosebumps.
For me, it was the sound of that bigass axe harmlessly clattering on Supermans shoulder that game me chills
9:30 "SHOULDVE LET THAT BLACK, BURNT, TOASTED, TEEN TITANS GO"
The craziest wordplay I've ever seen and should be talked about more 😭
The Justice League is like the Z Fighters, there´s one guy that gets stuff done while the rest sits on the side waiting for him to get there
Nah don’t do the z fighters like that they aren’t that sorry 😂
@@RyomenAyeni225Yamcha tien yajarobi for real my guy
@@mak3yasmiil3 nah but they put in work
Tien against Cell
Yamcha helping to stop a great ape Goku
Yajirobe clutching against vegeta twice!
@@mak3yasmiil3 yaijarobe the only reason the series didn't end at the SAIYAN saga😂
You can say that about DBS's Z fighters, but DBZ's Z fighters did a lot stuff themselves until the Buu Saga
8:31 the cal ell killed me 😂😂
4:34 There's no way I flinched to that 💀
You not the only one 💀
6:01 damn the cyborg slander never ends here.
Flash though he was homeless kung-fu man 💀
This movie is accurate tho, the Justice League are on FRAUD WATCH without Superman
fr🤣
Ay don’t even do that in the comics Batman and Wonderwoman can carry the squad BY THEMSELVES.
Not at ALL
Nah only heros that are pathetic in contrast to the villains they face is batman and aquaman. cyborg, wonderwoman and the flash are units of their own.
Even without superman, they'd still clap the avengers.
10:48 A basic DC intruduction to Darkseid in any media
9:36 probably my favorite part of the video. Watching the movie for the first time I was like “oh fuck , they failed” the way Zeph describes it makes it so fucking funny
"We know its not family" yo.that intro to steppenwolf fight was wild
"Whatchu know ab fast and furious, cuz I know it's not family"
DAMN 😭😭
Why is the justice league even a thing if Superman can solo them when they all gang up on him...and is fast enough to make THE FLASH (y'know the speed guy) sweat and can make Cyborg's tech (Y'know the guy thats half fucking robot) malfunction? Should literally just be called the Super League
They nerfed the hell outta The Flash
@@begottenbaker Speedsters only lose to bad writing
You mean the fraud league
Superman & the whole team would be DEAD if it wasn’t for the flash & cyborg in the movie.
Yeah i agree bruh no one in the justice league should be able to solo squad them even batman(he said himself that his contingency plan for himself is the justice league themselves) no one in the league should be a able to survive getting jumped by everyone in the league at full power
1:20 ... Is the potential in the room with us? OOF
Damn no intro just straight content Zeph on go frfr
6:42 YOUR THE GOAT FOR ADDING A CLIP OF VERBAL ASE!!
8:26 that slap sound is disrespectful 😂😂
Man, my only exposure to Cyborg is Teen Titans on Cartoon Network back in the 2000s. Seeing this, all I can think is "tf did they do to my boi?!?!??"
I can see why Ray Fisher (Cyborg) was happy as 'ish when he got back working with Zack Snyder for 'Rebel Moon'.
Only for his character to be in one scene, die and then show up in a flashback for a whole other character.
At least with Cyborg, he got to have something resembling a character journey.
Every single cyborg slander scene ELIMINATES me🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
I need him to talk about the animated movie run from like 2009 through 2019 that ended with Justice League Apokolips War. Bruh despite having no superpowers Batman in the animated series he clutching up. In Doom War Superman got slept and guess who saved Big Blue not Shazam, not Flash, and not Wonder Woman it was the Dark Knight himself.
@hiddenqueefvillage Yeah. Unfortunately. That shit was like the 2018 NBA Finals the Cavs got swept and so did the Justice League. That wasn’t anyone’s fault though Darkseid just schemed on them like Infinity War Thanos wasn’t shit they could do about that.
Nahhhh ain’t no way 😭😭 8:49
This was the toughest pull up in the movie FR 7:38
Whats the music dawg?
@@kuee8233I deserve it- Yeat, Instrumental
@@kuee8233 Just found it, it's the instrumental of Deserve It by Yeat
For now Justice league would easily loose to teen titans without Superman 💀💀
Hawk eye victims
@@Swift_editz16 Robin victims 💀💀
@@aaryantiwari1793Fr Fr
@@aaryantiwari1793at this point even arm fall off boy can reverse jump them frauds
@@Swift_editz16Robert Pattinson Batman victims
2:00 imagine you in gothem and batman just shooting perademons listening to king von 😭💀
Do you know what song Zephire is using there?
@@TheDudeDiarycrazy story I think king von
@@AvionMurrell thanks, I found it🙏
Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter would never be this fraudulent, steppenwolf would’ve got his ass beat it it was them and Wonder Woman against him
Green lantern is the shittest nigga that’s why he wasn’t even in the movie
3:57 looking at his str8 face while that clip plays is funnier than it should be
Ngl that superman entrance was cold tho 🥶
To be fair with Cyborg, the only experience he ever got being physical with someone was when he was playing Rugby. It's the only offense he knows 😂
Edit: 5:08 SEE WHAT I MEAN, BRO JUST DID A TACKLE INSTEAD OF BLICKING LMAOO
Fuck are you talking about. This man was a footballer
@@nuttbag6658 same sht different name he meant footballer he forgot hes american
5:55
Bruh... You didn't had to go that hard on them. 😂😂
That's vile !
Bro I cannot eat and watch this man videos…I bought choked on my spaghetti like 3 times from sudden laughter 😂
W Banger as always!!!!
😂😂 appreciate u heavy gang LMFAOO
Aye bruh just wanted to say thank you for all the content you’ve been putting out. I’ve been goin thru a hard breakup and your vids have been my comfort spot for the past couple days. Much love ❤
Breakups the worst fam I hope you get passed this phase and im glad my vids help 🙏🏾
10:23 at the Speed of Force is Gawd Tier
Nah 3:38 had me almost choke on pure air cuz why you had to hit Batman with THAT stray💀
that “is the potential in the room with us” joke one of the wildest, deepest jokes i heard in years. u got a loyal subscriber n glazer fa life 🤝
That fast and furious family line is crazy!!! 😭😭
The superman entrance with "I DESERVE IT" instrumental is too tuff
He had me crying “BAAAARRRRRRYYYY”🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:13
Nah don't do ma boi Deathstroke like that😭
He fye asf
8:05 If Steppenwolf talked like that the movie would have been better and he a better antagonist
The Whedon Cut had him be way more confident and snarky, casually throwing out lines like "my axe is still slick with the blood of your sisters".
The Snyder Cut has him
be way more vulnerable and desperate.
Another banger as usual. Good work Zeph, you're the best.
4:26 Has gotta be my favourite Joke of this year, bro simultaneously put me onto Veeze and made me laugh
"How do you lose in your own movie?!"
Cough... Infinity War... I'd say that's a loss xD
True, but they did come close to winning multiple times and got the runback.
cj da champ posted yesterday and we got zeph posting today? life is good 🙏🙏
Saving 2024
Damn, Caseoh still catching strays even in a Zephfire video. Shits tuff ngl
5:45 Bro, I mean he didn't saw his mother a long time ago.
3:18 That brief second shot with TreyRags. I'm going to count this a cross over.😏
Not leading off with the Rodney Makk Five Minute White Boy Challenge hahahahaha
3:07, This was Warners' response to the Man Of Steel backlash, having the characters fight in empty areas like they're Dragon Ball characters.
The Avengers at least have the excuse of making it a point of trying to rescue and evacuate civilians when they are fighting in populated areas.
Warners/Snyder just took all that and chucked it out the window for the Justice League to only focus on the fights.
Yeah... unfortunately Americans get more upset about destruction in Superman movies than they do in Lebanon or Palestine lmao
Just by the title I already know this about to be PEAK 🔥
2:30 why does it sound like he is rapping 😂
Ain't no way Zeph really cooking these bangers weekly...this brother needs to be studied
8:50 the way bro flew😂
Justice League: Makes sure the battlefield is abandoned.
Avengers: There’s six billion of us we can take the losses.
the best channel i swear every video hilarious. i loved the star fox music during the battle and the cyborg slander 😂😂😂
I was sad asf today but this shit cheered me up, good shit zeph
Appreciate heavy fam, i hope you feelin better !
@@zephfire_16 thanks brother
Damn, SellBorg really got clowned on like crazy
Spaman, Butman, Hunted Woman, The Frash, Acquireman and Shyborg get cooked by Steppenwolf's sour.
The Darkseid JL math had me rollin! Plus it's 100% facts!
Alternate title Zeph shits on Cyborg for 11 minutes
Landed that Igoudala skit perfectly bro 😂
Zeph getting better and better each day brah 😂😂😂
10:58 the arrows are the wrong way bro lol
Nah no they ain't
@@andrebrown9580 yes they are the open side means greater than 1 > 2 is incorrect
@@tmac731you know what he meant tho right?
8:45 wtf 😂😂😂
Got packed up by Superman, got packed up by Stephenwolf, just imagine what DarkSide would’ve done to them had he gotten a movie.
Yo you went crazy with the jokes on this one, had me crying 😂😂
7:37 the pull up was insane 🔥 🔥
4:46 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!😆
3:07 TRASHBORG IS CRAZY😭😭😂😂😂😂
Legit, loved superman just ending everyone in this movie
Factsike put some freaking respect on my guy, he can be a threat when he wants to, just be glad he doesn't 😂
You are the funniest person on earth bro 0:36
Dude they were such a raw team here and barely knew each other let alone how to fight together and you took such great advantage of that. Man you funny as hell keep it up yo!
3:00 cyborg really blew up a whole city block for 3 low levels bros cooked😭🙏
Honestly as a big dc fan this shit funny
Dw i love DC too bro despite the slander 😂😂
@@zephfire_16 I can tell but you should cover teen titans or the dc animation so much content you’d be eating for months
The avengers would never go down like this 🤷♂️
Thanos literally clapped them so bad they had to time travel too😭
@@didithemighty8675oh nah💀💀
bruh thanos put them mfs in literaly THERAPY. Had Tony rethink his entire life and have a whole kid.
@@didithemighty8675only to Thanos with the Gauntlet though. They dealt with his Chautari army and Loki, and Ultron and bots. Thanos on another level and frankly Quill sold and he’s not Avengers
@kuro5041 & he gave hulk a life changing ass whopping too. Clapped bro in to a better man💀
You gotta give batman credit in the beginning jumped those parademons solo..💀💯
Love your content keep up the great work
0:41, that part will always have me dying laughing inside.
I’m soooo mad that I know exactly where that KFC @4:10 is! 😂😂😂
Where is it
Bro got so much logical fallacies on his mouth and plastic grade thinking he'd make the Kardashians jealous.
“Whatchu know about Fast & Furious bro? Cause I know it’s not Family!”
B R U H‼️😭😭😭😭😭
How the avengers colder when more than half of em are regular as humans 🤨
black youtubers commenting on media gotta be my new fave genre on youtube
look up Degenerocity then, you´ll love him
You're hating on Cyborg more than Warner Brothers. 💀
10:07 Blud roasted two universes at once 💀💀
1:15 is the potential in the room with us is genius
8:09 Nah Dog, ya didnt do them dirty like that. Steppenwolf calling em the N-Word? Damn Bro! 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine your whole squad gets cooked by some dude who looks like he walked out of a 2000's sound card box. Couldn't happen to the Avengers.
10:58 the chevrons are backwards btw
Oh shit I thought it was like in a pecking order kind of thing
Yesssirrrrrrrrr new vid! Ion even know what to say bc I don’t really be watching justice league like that but it’s whatever we still hype 🔥🔥🔥
U Used the "Somebahhdy! Oh No He Need Some Milk." BRO!!! My stomach hurts laughin at this!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious vid, brodie cooked with this one. I ain’t never heard such Cyborg slander but it makes so much sense the way you spell it out😂
Great video. I'm affraid you have to wait for another year to see Superman cooking again.
Or wait for deadpool 3