when batman fought superman for no reason… (Batman v Superman)

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  • @deltram
    @deltram 5 місяців тому +1280

    Got me cheesing for dear life in the first 10 seconds godamnit 😂

    • @OraeoOrville
      @OraeoOrville 5 місяців тому +8

      Spanish Version: Me hizo querer por mi vida en los primeros diez segundos, maldita sea.

    • @lingv_26599
      @lingv_26599 5 місяців тому +8

      Wa gwan Delaila

    • @RageolatonXr
      @RageolatonXr 5 місяців тому +2

      The reason he wanted to was because of the amount of damage superman and general zod caused 😐rmbr that one scene where he saved the lil girl and was death staring at superman?

    • @MarionThomas-x8v
      @MarionThomas-x8v 5 місяців тому +1

      Yo yo Zeph..... HulkvsThor🔥🔥🔥 u do it better G

    • @Bbyeli
      @Bbyeli 4 місяці тому

      @Follow God:God loves you repent it will be worth it God bless you all💕💜♥️❤❤

  • @kingjohn8980
    @kingjohn8980 5 місяців тому +1461

    Kong had better reasons to fight Godzilla than Batman had to fight Superman

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 5 місяців тому +36

      LOL so true

    • @Rengokuo4o6
      @Rengokuo4o6 5 місяців тому +21

      Huh? Superman started the fight though.

    • @TheLurkerofNight
      @TheLurkerofNight 5 місяців тому +135

      @@Rengokuo4o6 Exactly. Superman laid hands on batman's vehicle. Then got the nerve to say ''Next time they shine your light in the air, don't go to it, Or the bat is dead and burried.

    • @TheLurkerofNight
      @TheLurkerofNight 5 місяців тому +14

      Then thinks he's about to get away from batman.

    • @sammykent5752
      @sammykent5752 5 місяців тому

      ​@@TheLurkerofNightSo Superman deserved to die for....
      (Reads note)
      "Trashing Batman's ride"
      Nigga shut the hell up

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 5 місяців тому +1613

    “You killed people.” -Man
    “You also do the kill of people.” -Soupman
    “I’m Man.” -Man
    “Soup.” -Soupman
    *Directed by Christopher Nolan*

  • @anonymous5392
    @anonymous5392 5 місяців тому +1558

    Always remember how Batman tried to kill Superman because he saved humans 😂😂

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 5 місяців тому +69

      The very first scene shows the opposite tho, lmao, this was 9 11 times a million.

    • @kel-A-3414
      @kel-A-3414 5 місяців тому +218

      ​@@denkerbosu3551 Yeah. And it was Superman's fault for fighting zod. Nevermind that Joker's definitely had a higher body count. Plus stop routing for the psychopath that is Batman. Bro belongs in Arkham

    • @bigred212
      @bigred212 5 місяців тому +15

      @@kel-A-3414 for this film, tho other fights with them the reasoning is better.

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 5 місяців тому +41

      Always remember batman was going about his business taking murderers off the streets when superman decided to trash his vehicle and let the actual criminals go

    • @cesar6447
      @cesar6447 5 місяців тому +42

      And how he spare him bc he "saw that he was a human inside" but killed multiple humans throughout the movie

  • @carlfrederick9785
    @carlfrederick9785 5 місяців тому +307

    8:27 "He sprints at him with the Markiplier form, only to get shot in the chest. But Clark Kent was raised on a farm he knows how to put animals to rest" Nah, that whole verse was wild 💀

  • @Carlisle-mn3fv
    @Carlisle-mn3fv 5 місяців тому +406

    The “smoke screen” was actually a lead grenade which supes can’t see through and it’s also the same grenade he throws at the final fight when doomsday (Zod) chases him down which allows him to escape

    • @itstroy4145
      @itstroy4145 5 місяців тому +19

      “Well, actually 🤓☝🏽” ahhhh comment

    • @Carlisle-mn3fv
      @Carlisle-mn3fv 5 місяців тому +136

      @@itstroy4145 it’s just a nice detail that I like which many people didn’t notice or do not know. When Bruce is doing his training montage, the camera holds on a shot of him looking at the grenades which are labelled “PB”. PB being lead on the periodic table

    • @comics4556
      @comics4556 5 місяців тому +69

      @@Carlisle-mn3fvngl that is a nice detail fr

    • @luckygitane
      @luckygitane 5 місяців тому

      That's probably pretty bad for Batman to breathe in... Like... Super toxic. Hope the bitch had a n95 on him or something goddamn

    • @bjwill9047
      @bjwill9047 5 місяців тому +39

      @@Carlisle-mn3fvthat’s actually a fire ass catch, good eye. I was so confused why he though a smoke screen would stop Superman but typical Batman lmao.

  • @DougieYT
    @DougieYT 5 місяців тому +338

    As questionable as the fight itself is, we all gotta admit how hard the visuals and camera work is, truly Wallpaper Moments like Zeph said ‼️🔥.

    • @bigred212
      @bigred212 5 місяців тому +25

      That's lowkey all the synder films with a few exceptions good watches but when you break it down it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 5 місяців тому +2

      its the only thing Snyder is good at

  • @randomyoutuber2633
    @randomyoutuber2633 5 місяців тому +694

    If Superman wasn't friends with Batman and wasn't holding back in this movie...... Bruce would have been folded up in two seconds.

    • @editornoob4606
      @editornoob4606 5 місяців тому +186

      I don't think they even were friends in this movie. But yeah, Supes ain't even wanted to fight. Like he said, if he wanted it, he'd be dead already

    • @mrmelonman2893
      @mrmelonman2893 5 місяців тому +34

      There not even friends in the movie tf

    • @lifestylemood
      @lifestylemood 5 місяців тому +25

      man what do ur homework lmaao but yes superman woulda folded bruce

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 5 місяців тому +25

      The writer's won't let that happen.

    • @kyrallie
      @kyrallie 5 місяців тому +17

      my mama always said superman's biggest power is his heart like in this case is how tf he can control all his powers to this stupid ass guy

  • @toneistheone
    @toneistheone 5 місяців тому +475

    Batman thought he was lightskin in this fight

    • @DizzyRaps1
      @DizzyRaps1 4 місяці тому +24

      Free my people of these corny phrases🙏

  • @timbridger4681
    @timbridger4681 5 місяців тому +520

    Clark and Bruce Fighting makes no sense. Not only are they best friends, but Superman could have done some many takedowns in 1 second. If he took the fight seriously.

    • @bigred212
      @bigred212 5 місяців тому +48

      I mean that's probably why they homies he not gonna go all out fr 🤷‍♂️
      Same reason goku didn't go ssj3 on vegeta well that and he was on a timer since he was dead.

    • @Cimo8
      @Cimo8 5 місяців тому +78

      They don't even know each other😂 if this was the comics then maybe you could say that.

    • @releasethecrackheads
      @releasethecrackheads 5 місяців тому

      do y'all ever take into consideration that maybe batman knows that sups is always holding back in there fights? He uses clark's niceness as an advantage lmao

    • @emmarod8746
      @emmarod8746 5 місяців тому +18

      They don’t know who the heck each other are at this point in the DCEU though.

    • @mrmelonman2893
      @mrmelonman2893 5 місяців тому +23

      Bro didnt even watch the movie

  • @Carlisle-mn3fv
    @Carlisle-mn3fv 5 місяців тому +165

    Most of the fight and dialogue is ripped straight out of The Dark Knight Returns which is a nice touch especially since that’s the version of Batman Batfleck was heavily inspired by.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 5 місяців тому +29

      Inspired but adapted horribly

    • @dc7981
      @dc7981 5 місяців тому +5

      Funny considering since most people still don't get the point behind TDKR

    • @JoataVideos
      @JoataVideos 4 місяці тому

      @@dc7981 That's because "TDKR" is just some alterations away from "TLDR"", then dyslexic people don't bother.

  • @Carlisle-mn3fv
    @Carlisle-mn3fv 5 місяців тому +822

    Remember earlier in the film when superman said “next time they shine your light in the sky, don’t go to it. The bat is dead. Bury it” and then Batfleck literally lights the bat symbol himself and then smiles and says “well here I am” 😭 he really was HIM!

    • @editornoob4606
      @editornoob4606 5 місяців тому +53

      Too bad Supes ain't kept that same energy

    • @savonsanders8684
      @savonsanders8684 5 місяців тому +71

      @@editornoob4606Thanks to the writers….A negative diff speed blitz with just one simple uppercut to outer space while watching bats fall to his death was just too much to ask for it seems.

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 5 місяців тому +14

      @@savonsanders8684 That aint content, they gotta make a good movie man

    • @savonsanders8684
      @savonsanders8684 5 місяців тому

      @@yummynubs3646 I know but comic wise kryptonite weakens Superman but it doesn’t take his powers so even in a weakened state Supes should have been able to overwhelm Batman a lot more easier?? Superman didn’t really wanna save Martha either, because he would’ve just put batman out for the count. That Batsuit holding up against Superman’s punches was some bs too. They humanize him too much and I get it and it’s cool cause he’s a fair lad but in these moments it’s be dope to see the niggah lock tf in. Superman has super hearing so I’m sure he could have heard his moms and got out of there with maximum efficiency!! That whole movie was bs. Giving Batman a bogus as hell reason to attack Superman, and then Batman ends up saving Martha and how bygones be bygones? Hell nah.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 5 місяців тому +42

      ​@@yummynubs3646 how about making Batman have actual prep to do this then?
      Oh wait, asking for Snyder to write a smart Batman...
      Asking for too much.

  • @emoryjackson3006
    @emoryjackson3006 5 місяців тому +154

    Now I must tap into the most fraudulent fight in superhero history

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 місяців тому +5

      Captain Marvel vs Jude Law?

    • @theamazingspooderman2697
      @theamazingspooderman2697 4 місяці тому

      ​@@notproductiveproductions3504 that was not fraudulent, just easy and not fair

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 місяці тому

      @@theamazingspooderman2697 that’s why it’s fraudulent, cuz he was playing chess and she flipped the board off the table

    • @Richardwho-vv5bh
      @Richardwho-vv5bh 27 днів тому

      ​@@notproductiveproductions3504but we alredy know that he dint had any chance.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 27 днів тому

      @@Richardwho-vv5bh it’s like bringing a gun to a Boxing match. Yeah, the other guy had no chance but what does that say about the guy who came strapped?

  • @bigred212
    @bigred212 5 місяців тому +81

    5:33 bro was lagswitching 💀
    I don't blame him all that heavy ahh armor without kryptonite them delayed ahh punches were never connecting.

  • @Chad0023
    @Chad0023 5 місяців тому +173

    the fact that Bats even survived any of that shit is wild

    • @seanprice6049
      @seanprice6049 5 місяців тому +9

      I mean, his only advantage is preparation before hand because if he didn't it was wraps.

    • @justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123
      @justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123 5 місяців тому +58

      On top of that Superman wasn’t trying to kill him, if he was he could of hit bro with a neck snap 0.5 seconds into the fight

    • @seanprice6049
      @seanprice6049 5 місяців тому +37

      @@justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123 All the more proof that without plot armor and prep time, Batman is weak and can't win against anyone except someone equal to or below his strength and skill level.

    • @TheLurkerofNight
      @TheLurkerofNight 5 місяців тому +9

      @@seanprice6049 The only ones actually around batmans strength level are bane or killer croc. that says alot. Batman is specified ''Peak human.'' He can also lift around 800-1000 pounds *Somehow*

    • @TheLurkerofNight
      @TheLurkerofNight 5 місяців тому +3

      So even without prep time, batman is way above street level thugs obviously.

  • @bengie2015
    @bengie2015 5 місяців тому +26

    Growing up is realizing that 98% of Batman’s prep time is plot armor. His realistic limit to who he can beat is iron man only because of his tech. I’d even say Captain America is debatable against prep time.

  • @darkquincyxero1405
    @darkquincyxero1405 5 місяців тому +44

    6:50 "WHO IS THIS BABOON"
    *random sink water drop noises*

  • @AStarkofWinterfell24
    @AStarkofWinterfell24 5 місяців тому +85

    Nah that black Panther segment is criminal😂

    • @seg162
      @seg162 5 місяців тому

      Emphasis on "criminal"-- Killmonger wanted to help black people (start a race war)

    • @bharl7226
      @bharl7226 5 місяців тому

      Right? Like you realize he wanted to “save blank people” by killing tons of innocents, yeah?

  • @mrankles7465
    @mrankles7465 3 місяці тому +17

    6:48 GOT ME ON MY HANDS AND KNEES PRAYING TO THE HEAVENS!!!

  • @JCokoro
    @JCokoro 5 місяців тому +81

    Zeph you gone talk about Batman killing those armed dudes

    • @david91lvb
      @david91lvb 5 місяців тому +7

      That was arguably the greatest fight scene in a comic book movie

    • @dc7981
      @dc7981 5 місяців тому +2

      @@david91lvb Daredevil hallway scene >
      Then again thats a show

    • @Ale-dd3ek
      @Ale-dd3ek 4 місяці тому

      That scene Is the only thing worth watching in this movie
      Perfect coreogaphy and no boring slow motion

    • @Richardwho-vv5bh
      @Richardwho-vv5bh 27 днів тому

      ​@@Ale-dd3ekand so out of character. Batmnan dont kill.....ever.

  • @LightYagami-ik1cg
    @LightYagami-ik1cg 4 місяці тому +8

    But if Superman pulled out the mustard gas on Batman he’d be an asshole. My boy was really getting hit with poison the whole fight😂

  • @real8294
    @real8294 5 місяців тому +24

    7:55 That impression is shockingly on point. Kudos to you.

  • @caffreydavis218
    @caffreydavis218 5 місяців тому +14

    7:50 Can you really blame Big Batman here? He was seeing the pearly gates after copping the plea 😂

  • @theorbitalone7283
    @theorbitalone7283 5 місяців тому +27

    Visually Snyder is S tier, but any other aspect is a major L

    • @a.n.h.
      @a.n.h. 3 місяці тому +1

      Y’all can give him props without hating

    • @Richardwho-vv5bh
      @Richardwho-vv5bh 27 днів тому +1

      ​@@a.n.h.is not hate when is just facts.

  • @MattSC-vb5ch
    @MattSC-vb5ch 5 місяців тому +21

    8:48 the age of ultron video call back 🔥

  • @syamantakdutta
    @syamantakdutta 5 місяців тому +19

    One day Zephfire will cover how Batffleck SQUAD-WIPED everyone in that warehouse.

  • @fluttermon2468
    @fluttermon2468 5 місяців тому +28

    8:53
    Lowkey one of my favorite recurring jokes
    W VID ZEPH🔥🔥

    • @Chocolatesauce._
      @Chocolatesauce._ 5 місяців тому +7

      It was fuckin hilarious when he said it in the age of ultron video when hulk was tweakin🤣

  • @sup3rn0va23
    @sup3rn0va23 5 місяців тому +56

    6:54 bro I’m crying 😭😂

  • @ZeFire-dg2gb
    @ZeFire-dg2gb 5 місяців тому +21

    Superman had bro hitting the Michael Jackson straight moonwalking back hee hee

  • @balianpena5034
    @balianpena5034 5 місяців тому +31

    Fed me two wallpaper moments, w quote

  • @rogersmith9535
    @rogersmith9535 5 місяців тому +107

    I love when egotistical and incompetent directors misinterpret characters, make them "realistic" (as edgy as possible), and deflect any criticism from it by attacking the questioner, all in slow motion. Snyder is bad, but his fans are worse. "Just wait until the extended Ultimate directors edition comes out, its peak." They wtf didn't he do that the 1st time?

    • @Cimo8
      @Cimo8 5 місяців тому +21

      It's almost as if WB forced him to make BvS and Justice league to try and compete with Marvel... If you don't care then why do you keep talking about it? Because clearly you don't care even the littlest bit if you don't know basic info that came out years ago

    • @mrmelonman2893
      @mrmelonman2893 5 місяців тому +27

      He didnt get to finish justice league because his fucking daugter died tf

    • @lifestylemood
      @lifestylemood 5 місяців тому +6

      u sound hurt bruh

    • @dc7981
      @dc7981 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Cimo8 Ok and? Yea the original plan was different but why should i believe the original plan was going to be any better

    • @rob6912
      @rob6912 5 місяців тому +5

      The entire fight is crafted entirely around batman history and mythos what are you talking about. Everything Batman does before the first kryptonite smoke bomb is to drop superman guard

  • @kxng16
    @kxng16 5 місяців тому +8

    My fav UA-camrs are giving me treat. So many of them uploading in such a short time frame. Thank you zeph 🙏

  • @lazerblade5464
    @lazerblade5464 5 місяців тому +34

    6:37 That's what I'm saying. You told no lies. 🤣

    • @skydraws1787
      @skydraws1787 4 дні тому +1

      Batman: *Tied To A Chair and Forced To Watch The Other SuperHeroes Take Turns Beating The Ever Loving Daylights Outta The Joker* NO! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY JOKER! YOU'RE KILLING HIM! PLEASE STOP, I'M BEGGING YOU! LET HIM GO!

  • @Tiimmy99
    @Tiimmy99 5 місяців тому +12

    Please Superman I need this, my mom is kinda DEAD😭😭😭😭

  • @Mr_Porter
    @Mr_Porter 5 місяців тому +20

    Meek Mill yelling 🗣️Git uuuuuuup had me dying 😂

  • @thebookofdaniel5837
    @thebookofdaniel5837 5 місяців тому +21

    2:07 Noooo😭 Absolutely heinous

  • @TheLurkerofNight
    @TheLurkerofNight 5 місяців тому +20

    0:37 I think you're incorrect. The corniest batman line was from the dark knight rises when bats goes on the final showdown with bane Bane:''So you have come to die with your city?'' Batman:''No, I came here to stop you.'' < THAT was corny ''No, I came here to stop you.'' Compared to that ''Well.. Here I am.'' is mercy.

    • @TheArkham_Batman
      @TheArkham_Batman 5 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @SaperBossTv
      @SaperBossTv 4 місяці тому +2

      That's the actual line? Damn then my brain must be on some Mandela effect type timing cause I remember it being "no, I came here to kill you myself" or something like that.

    • @TheLurkerofNight
      @TheLurkerofNight 4 місяці тому +1

      @@SaperBossTv The original line was the one I stated lol.

  • @tycallahan3423
    @tycallahan3423 5 місяців тому +21

    That poor dog 1:26 😭😭😭

    • @Paradox_Of_Crota
      @Paradox_Of_Crota 5 місяців тому +5

      What happened to him

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 5 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Paradox_Of_Crotawent I to shock from the bottle exploding, I believe it's still alive.

    • @BlitzWing-vk1zw
      @BlitzWing-vk1zw 4 місяці тому +5

      @@simple__sigma3287It did survive

  • @deBrawnyo
    @deBrawnyo 4 місяці тому +7

    I'm not too into the lore of these comic books and superhero movies but one thing I know for sure is that if batman and Superman fight, superman would ☠️ batman in less than 30 seconds 99 out of 99 times if he really wanted to, if you think otherwise, you're wrong.

  • @mrungabunga1291
    @mrungabunga1291 5 місяців тому +4

    nah i've been cheesing for that captain america civil war video since you dropped the winter soldier one. y boy never MISSES

  • @societywydwtf
    @societywydwtf 4 місяці тому +4

    Batman vs. Superman really highlights the point that the winner is decided by the author. Looking at the characters with no additional information, the chances of Batman beating Superman should be close to none. No matter how many tons he can lift, he cannot lift an airplane. There really shouldn’t be a world where a superhuman can beat a god just because they have some cool gadgets. None of the shit that worked on superman should have worked, I mean he's a god capable of moving trillions of times faster than light for fucks sake.

  • @caramelmacchiato3733
    @caramelmacchiato3733 5 місяців тому +61

    This gotta be one of the lamest movies i've ever seen bro. I was so hyped for when this movie came out, but then i guess i came in with way too high of expectations 😔😔. W upload as always though 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569
      @justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569 5 місяців тому +3

      i went to see it for my birthday and i was so dissapointed😕

    • @keemerthanever1942
      @keemerthanever1942 5 місяців тому +1

      I was a lot younger back then n wanted to see Zootopia, my parents coerced me into watching this bs 😭

    • @ryatt9365
      @ryatt9365 4 місяці тому +1

      Ain’t no such thing as high expectations when it comes to the biggest matchup in comic book history. The movie simply didn’t deliver.

    • @GalenJoyce-ff2cp
      @GalenJoyce-ff2cp 4 місяці тому +3

      Agreed. This movie is terrible.

  • @ClaudeWhITey
    @ClaudeWhITey 5 місяців тому +9

    3:10 haven’t seen this show in while. You a g for knowing about it at all.

  • @danielendless
    @danielendless 5 місяців тому +113

    Superman can punch Zod into space, cover city blocks in 2 seconds and rip through alien super metals with ease but loses to a powerless dude in a metal suit
    And DC wonders why everyone loves Omni Man and hate him

    • @domL2507
      @domL2507 5 місяців тому +63

      I love superman I just hate the people that write him

    • @Cimo8
      @Cimo8 5 місяців тому +51

      Superman is quite literally one of the most popular characters to ever exist... Recency bias is a mothefucker.

    • @SkeetWeet4368
      @SkeetWeet4368 5 місяців тому +57

      no people hate superman because the fuckers writing dc movies are hell bent on making him seem like some unfeeling god amongst men when that couldn't be further from the true nature of his character

    • @austintheador6302
      @austintheador6302 5 місяців тому +28

      Bro superman is meant to be an absolute good person, a decent man who will save everyone, unlike Omni man.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 5 місяців тому +1

      Omni-Man would lose to Batman a lot worse. Batman would use the Scourge Virus and the anti-Viltrumite frequencies, and splatter his fucking brains all over the floor once he's powerless and dazed. And unlike Superman, Batman wouldn't have to pander to his goodness in order to survive long enough to use those tactics, because Omni-Man wouldn't have the ability to hurt Batman before he gets hit by either the sound or the virus since he's not even mach 1 in the atmosphere, only in space. Meanwhile Superman is lightspeed even on Earth.
      So that's a really bad argument. People are just mad that this film wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.

  • @Sage_Master14
    @Sage_Master14 5 місяців тому +7

    😂Eyy Zeph is really a calm human being these days😂😂He really didn't roast these guys like I was expecting

    • @zephfire_16
      @zephfire_16  5 місяців тому +3

      😂 i save the heat for the real frauds. Just wait when i speak on Hawkeye

    • @CR71019
      @CR71019 4 місяці тому

      I can wait, im so lowkey excited ​@@zephfire_16

  • @michelk.8008
    @michelk.8008 5 місяців тому +10

    1:34
    Actually Batman went 1-3 on Death Battle
    He won against Captain America

  • @stocktonlevel1goblin
    @stocktonlevel1goblin 5 місяців тому +7

    7:16 my guy, you have super speed. *U S E I T*

  • @Hmas.brs_
    @Hmas.brs_ 5 місяців тому +3

    “Scene so tuff I forgot I was supposed to be hating” got me straight creasing 😭

  • @Imskycam
    @Imskycam 5 місяців тому +7

    Ngl the wakanda part was the best one 😭

  • @darkldrago6946
    @darkldrago6946 5 місяців тому +7

    5:44 Zeph I can't believe you done this

  • @richborn6700
    @richborn6700 28 днів тому +1

    Wallpaper moments are all Snyder has. Mans is a music video director pretending to make movies

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 5 місяців тому +24

    9:00 had me crazy laughing 😅😂

  • @liladot380
    @liladot380 5 місяців тому +4

    Most underrated commentary channel

  • @TruOne2
    @TruOne2 4 місяці тому +1

    "Batman tried to go band for band with Superman"
    That's the entire plot right there.

  • @IOSARBX
    @IOSARBX 5 місяців тому +9

    Zephfire, You're the best! I just had to subscribe!

  • @Welshman336
    @Welshman336 4 місяці тому +1

    Batman looking at the cameraman for advice 😂😂😂 nahhhh bro did Batman too dirty

  • @Vaderspn_edits
    @Vaderspn_edits 5 місяців тому +17

    Stop looking at us for help😭 2:24

  • @awolsniper9942
    @awolsniper9942 5 місяців тому +3

    6:50 why u gotta do black panther like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kingkaijuboygodjira3116
    @kingkaijuboygodjira3116 4 місяці тому +4

    Truly a free Guy moment 2:33☠️

  • @SW4PN1L
    @SW4PN1L 4 місяці тому +1

    Bro i was here to say you are wrong but you caught me off guard with the whole edit of such a small clip, good job

  • @SirTingII
    @SirTingII 5 місяців тому +4

    This guy Zeph is actually just unstoppable with these jokes bruh😭😭

  • @ThatsAHandle
    @ThatsAHandle День тому

    Nah the clicking is absolutely INSANE 😂

  • @TreyStarTr1
    @TreyStarTr1 5 місяців тому +6

    Need Zephire To Carry My Summer 🗣️

  • @lizzymay23
    @lizzymay23 3 місяці тому +1

    I love this movie and now I don't know if I can ever take it seriously again. Let me go rewatch.

  • @westafoni
    @westafoni 5 місяців тому +3

    “YOU ALREADY WON TAKE DA DUB AND LEEEEAVE”😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cosmic2750
    @cosmic2750 5 місяців тому +2

    Kryptonite apparently makes Superman forget that he has super speed and reflexes.

    • @poptraxx418
      @poptraxx418 5 місяців тому +3

      You do know kryptonite stops that too

  • @SpiderMan23000
    @SpiderMan23000 5 місяців тому +8

    MK characters in filler fights had a better reason to fight than these two mfs i swear to god bro 😭😭😭

  • @JamalJackson-p7x
    @JamalJackson-p7x 5 місяців тому +2

    That black panther scene is crazy😂

  • @Spiderfisch
    @Spiderfisch 5 місяців тому +4

    Atleast we got the warehouse fight immediatly after

  • @michaeldaniel-ze4on
    @michaeldaniel-ze4on 5 місяців тому +1

    'Hey kids what could bats do in this scenario' had me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @twitch_molite17
    @twitch_molite17 5 місяців тому +4

    i hated this movie the plot armor is crazy- superman had so many scenes where he couldve ended the fight

  • @RicsKeldinTheMaskedWarrior
    @RicsKeldinTheMaskedWarrior 5 місяців тому +1

    As a south African, the impersonation of Xhosa was the funniest thing I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wrldvszay
    @wrldvszay 5 місяців тому +11

    3:50 this one too😭

    • @JohnMezzo
      @JohnMezzo 2 місяці тому

      What video is that from?
      Who is the guy playing and quiting?

  • @silvertongue.242_99
    @silvertongue.242_99 4 місяці тому +1

    Superman even under kryptonite poisoning is taking made blows from Batman that would kill most other people. He just built different

  • @crimsonrose9253
    @crimsonrose9253 5 місяців тому +4

    Note the smoke bomb he used had lead in it so Clark couldn't see through it!

  • @ephemeralbro
    @ephemeralbro 5 місяців тому +2

    Batman really be pulling up with a hundred doohickeys and thingamabobs just to fight a jaywalker 😭🙏

  • @penat7402
    @penat7402 5 місяців тому +12

    9:17 let that sink in

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 5 місяців тому +1

    0:53, All Clark needed to do here to avoid this whole fight was say that Luthor was holding Martha hostage. Good direction aside, the circumstances surrounding the fight made it pretty dumb overall, 6:39, 9:12, that and the fact that Bruce spared the Joker and other villains in his rogues gallery in this continuity, even when the Joker and Harley killed his version of Jason, yet he’s out for blood when it comes to Clark who aside from causing destruction in his battles with the Kryptonians, is constantly saving people around the planet.

  • @arjunsaj97
    @arjunsaj97 5 місяців тому +6

    Hulk getting beat up by Thanos is and the only fraudulent superhero fight... Batman and superman fought and kicked each others butt, but hulk bro got benched by Thanos

    • @wambokodavid7109
      @wambokodavid7109 5 місяців тому +2

      Hulk getting beat by Thanos was how it's meant to be.

  • @Welshman336
    @Welshman336 4 місяці тому +1

    That cameraman on the ground at the beginning got me

  • @tmaziriri
    @tmaziriri 5 місяців тому +7

    5:55 🤣 I'm done

  • @chandleralves698
    @chandleralves698 4 місяці тому +1

    What confuses me is how the heck Bats thought to leave the kryptonite spear in that specific spot, as if he somehow knew that the fight would just magically end up there.

  • @flashcraft7412
    @flashcraft7412 4 місяці тому +7

    9:35 For real! Why not Joker?!

  • @49.2k
    @49.2k 5 місяців тому +2

    Nah where is that dog and the exploding can from 💀😭😭

  • @qudavid1128
    @qudavid1128 5 місяців тому +5

    Well, Batman got the W and went on to give us the best reverse jump scene Ever on cinema, so am good

    • @NMbones98
      @NMbones98 5 місяців тому +3

      Super soakers hate it bruh "if he wasn't holding back" yea sure but guess what he underestimated Batman and paid for it after that second dose they can't sit here and lie saying Superman was no longer trying anymore because he definitely was lol 🤣

    • @AnasAbdulrasaq-h5g
      @AnasAbdulrasaq-h5g Місяць тому

      @@NMbones98Batman won that fight due to plot armour and plot armour only

    • @NMbones98
      @NMbones98 Місяць тому

      @@AnasAbdulrasaq-h5g plot armour this plot armour that every character has plot armour give that silly @$$ take a rest lmfao 🤣

  • @emerald5772
    @emerald5772 5 місяців тому +1

    Batman really hit bro with wah gwan Delilah no wonder he went for the speakers first 💀

  • @SaveDareDevil-Mx
    @SaveDareDevil-Mx 5 місяців тому +4

    The way it's literally a bvs shirt xD
    2:45

  • @kealebogashawnphatsimo6058
    @kealebogashawnphatsimo6058 2 місяці тому +1

    Nah bro you wildin`🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠ 6:54 is straight up wildin`☠☠☠☠

  • @CoolIguess5
    @CoolIguess5 5 місяців тому +3

    This was better than the movie.

  • @zan821
    @zan821 5 місяців тому +2

    How did superman not see through the smoke w his x ray vision tho..

  • @perfectsoulmates2023
    @perfectsoulmates2023 5 місяців тому +10

    🐟 7:09 🐠 LMAO 🤣

  • @ChikaJihyo
    @ChikaJihyo 3 місяці тому +1

    brooo u needa give a warning before that throwup 😭😭😭great vid tho

  • @sourpatchies69
    @sourpatchies69 5 місяців тому +8

    Nah bruh where do you even find these memes tf going on here 💀😂😂6:42

  • @pawz007
    @pawz007 4 місяці тому +1

    That whole damn movie is derp. Batman drops his hate and anger cuz "Martha" 😂🤣🤦‍♂️

  • @dontrealwilliams1962
    @dontrealwilliams1962 5 місяців тому +4

    The 🐐 just dropped again 😮‍💨🔥

  • @PotBanginEejit
    @PotBanginEejit 4 місяці тому +1

    You'd think that in this day and age they'd just come out and have done with it. But no, they need to go thru the whole "I hate you - I hate you more" thing first. I mean, it's obvious to anyone with eyes - just look at their excuses. They'll hook up after the franchise is over at this rate.

  • @Bluzeyeditz
    @Bluzeyeditz 5 місяців тому +3

    Zeph Cooked with this vid

  • @mrrodriguezHLP
    @mrrodriguezHLP 5 місяців тому +1

    Gambit in X-Men 97 put in that work, take a look when you get a chance.

  • @zexalbarian9819
    @zexalbarian9819 5 місяців тому +3

    Yes sir!! The goat has returned to cooking!!🔥🔥🔥

  • @terrysway7127
    @terrysway7127 3 місяці тому +1

    5:42 Thats real because how do Batman fans say he's human and lie to themselves likes this about "prep time"