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Segments is cool and crisp, like an iced tea on a summer afternoon. Segmania is rabid, unpredictable, like being attacked by a hound. Stick with the winning decision you’ve already made. I deserve so much more than this.
you can really feel the difference because if geoff had done the mystery guest segment he wouldn't have thought to tell jake to close his eyes or to tell the guest to have their camera off, so immediately everyone would see who it was. and also it wouldn't be jill, it would be somebody jake had met like once, if ever.
Segments ideas - get someone from the Riddle Crew in and do a riddle - get someone from Review Revue and read a review of both podcasts - write a poem together - 2 truths and a lie - teach the other person about a topic and then quiz them at the end of the show (a double segment)
I have a pitch specifically for the pirate song: please go watch both seasons of Our Flag Means Death, then come back to this. That's the perfect inspiration for this.
I like how they didn't acknowledge "baked potato and grilled cheese" and "tomatoes and sour cream" are the inverse of two very conventional food pairings (baked potato + sour cream, grilled cheese + tomato soup), also reminded me of GoRemy so that's a plus.
can y’all hire me as an editor like jesus christ why wasn’t the tinder segment screen recorded, and why wasn’t the chat screen recorded from the mystery guest segment
I love loved the Mystery Guest segment. I hope it's one we see again! Jillian deserves an award for being so prepared on and on point with her appearance i.e. knowing to have camera off and changing her Zoom name!
Ferris’ theme song is very reminiscent of the theme from That 70s Show which is funny in a way because on the patreon, J&A reacted to “That 70s Episode” and deemed it as possibly their worst episode they ever made lol
So is Jake and Amir podcast back? Did they just switch from If I Were You to a new format? I stopped watching awhile back after they ended If I Were You
Is there any way you’d be able to have these same videos on Spotify? I want to do Spotify Wrapped stuff but I love having the video up more than just listening to the audio. But if I could have both through Spotify I’d be quite cheesed.
Segment Idea: Amir gets a list of real bands with crazy sounding names, adds a few fake band names that he comes up with, and Jake has to guess which is real or fake. Winner gets $180.
Heres a Segment Suggestion, or SEG-GESTION if you will, a Freaky friday bit where Jake and Amir ask eachother questions and the person answering has to do it in character as the other person. Lets see how well you boys know eachother!
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'Mystery Guest' would've absolutely earned Amir an award for Excellence in Podcasting, if such a thing existed
Are you thinking of some sort of gold-colored recording device...?
They could call it, say, The Platinum Mic.
Amir reposted this on Insta!
@@cherryslat5702 sadly his posting about it has cost him the award and in fact, clinched him the turdy
Mystery Guest is a thrilling revitalisation that this ailing podcast needed
An absolute pleasure to see Gemma, ty Amir for the opportunity
I second this
To see her fail to roll over from her back after Jake mentioned that in the previous episode was satisfying.
Segments is cool and crisp, like an iced tea on a summer afternoon. Segmania is rabid, unpredictable, like being attacked by a hound. Stick with the winning decision you’ve already made. I deserve so much more than this.
Getting to start my week with this almost makes up for ending the previous week with Geoff's poison.
you can really feel the difference because if geoff had done the mystery guest segment he wouldn't have thought to tell jake to close his eyes or to tell the guest to have their camera off, so immediately everyone would see who it was. and also it wouldn't be jill, it would be somebody jake had met like once, if ever.
Can't believe the mystery guest was Paul frickin Giamatti
Always great to see a TCGS fan in the wild
Mystery Guest is the best segment so far
Merch idea: seg-mints, a refreshing icy cool breath freshener
Jake would love this idea
Segmenthols 🚬
I'll do ya one WORSE: Smeg-mints. So its a breathmint but it hasn't been washed in weeks.
@@skc138😂😂😂
A breath mint for this sex flint makes the women pregnant. I married a lawn chair at a Dennys!
that was the best guest reveal i've ever experienced.
Yes
and you've seen thousands of guest reveals
Definitely should always include the 'Tales from College Humor' segment - I have perpetual insomnia and nothing else makes me fall asleep for forever
These segments eps remind me of earlier ifiwy eps 🥺 love to see y'all having fun + gemma is so cute!! 😭😭😭
I had the mystery guest pegged at question 10, but I had to go to the UA-cam after listening on Spotify to see Jake’s reaction
2:47 - Mystery Guest
24:20 - Tinder Tagline Test
36:06 - Creating a Parody Song
49:58 - College Humor Tales
Mystery Guest to be a recurring segment or we riot.
Don't worry, eventually they will all be recurring segments 😄
Props to everyone commenting for complimenting the Mystery Guest without spoiling who they are slash were slash will be
The mystery guest segment slapped.
This guest reveal was incredible!! My first look at Gemma!! Thank you
“Hey there Ms. Bluebeard, what’s it like in your port city?” 😂
Mystery guest was a phenomenal segment
The debut of Gemma was absolutely golden mic worthy
The mystery guest segment really was as perfect as it can get, looking forward to the next one!
A missed opportunity not rhyming “it’s what you do to me” with “I got you Uber Eats”
Would be cool of you two to share some more stories of Jon Wolf that happened over the last couple of years
Segments ideas
- get someone from the Riddle Crew in and do a riddle
- get someone from Review Revue and read a review of both podcasts
- write a poem together
- 2 truths and a lie
- teach the other person about a topic and then quiz them at the end of the show (a double segment)
The song parody segment would've gone much smoother if they tried to parody "I'm a-eating yogurt today"
The weird tinder swiping trivia game segment is so scuffed, but I couldn't look away.
I can’t believe you got Michelle Obama for the mystery guest!!
Bluebeard was a serial killer who lured children into his castle, and decidedly not a pirate like Blackbeard lol
I thought he beheaded his wives and kept their mutilated corpses in his attic (yo ho ho and a bottle of rum)
wives, not children. He married women and then killed them.
@@quadling3521 Nah there were definitely stories of him torturing random kids too
@@quadling3521 It's also a distinction without a difference when you consider the ages involved
I have a pitch specifically for the pirate song: please go watch both seasons of Our Flag Means Death, then come back to this. That's the perfect inspiration for this.
For the slogan game he should have asked “the stop shop for mom and pop, but don’t bring your dad around here (this ain’t no place for dads)”
I like how they didn't acknowledge "baked potato and grilled cheese" and "tomatoes and sour cream" are the inverse of two very conventional food pairings (baked potato + sour cream, grilled cheese + tomato soup), also reminded me of GoRemy so that's a plus.
Jill with the Golden Mic this Episode
When I search for a pirated version of Hey there Delilah, now I get a new result...
Yohoooo it's what we do at seaaaaa
This is a banger 💯
LOL THE REVEAL
really sad that Jake still doesn't know Amir's birthday after all these years 20:15
I can barely remember my friends birthdays, there are so much more important things to remember. The older you get, less important birthdays become.
Facts lol😂
this is the greatest mystery guest betrayal since Alan Alda failed to guess that the mystery guest was his own dad on What's My Line in January 1969
Not sure whose reaction to the reveal was best: Jake's, Amir's, or Gemma's.
Truly one of the most piss poor 20 questions games of all time. Hall of shamer, to be sure.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Golden Mic for Amir for that shit
For That Time of The CRUNCH
I had to pause this video multiple times and listen to Hey There Cthulu...
I want a segment where they have AI write a jake and amir episode, then the guys read it, criticise it and maybe punch it up.
Banger ep lol
Mystery Guest segment was AMAZING
More Wavelength!! :D
Great job 👏
super funny
Seeing Jake this flustered was pretty goated haha
So excited I found this today with a 5 episode backlog!
Intro song still slaps
So what did [Mystery Guest] work at CollegeHumor?
This needs an intro video
wonder if jake is still winning golden mics for these segments episodes... really makes you think... wonder if amir is getting turdies too...
amir definitely deserves the golden mic. also he came up with segmania. two golden mics. in fact... permission to give him a bakers dozen mics?
Each episode is different from the last. What a champion
So what job did mystery guest actually have? I didn't realize they worked at CH myself.
Segmania would never be recorded separately. Just saying.
To me there’s nothing funnier than when y’all do bits
What department was Jillian in? How did he NOT get it hahahaha
Wait, so in which department did the mystery guest work?
Play truth or drink!
What department did Jill work in?
Best one yet!! Love ya boys
can y’all hire me as an editor like jesus christ why wasn’t the tinder segment screen recorded, and why wasn’t the chat screen recorded from the mystery guest segment
i sound like such a hater that’s my bad, furthermoOst this episode is my glad.
Mystery guest made this episode palatable. The rest shouldn’t be revisited, unfortunately
I love loved the Mystery Guest segment. I hope it's one we see again!
Jillian deserves an award for being so prepared on and on point with her appearance i.e. knowing to have camera off and changing her Zoom name!
the parody shouldve been about rice
Ferris’ theme song is very reminiscent of the theme from That 70s Show which is funny in a way because on the patreon, J&A reacted to “That 70s Episode” and deemed it as possibly their worst episode they ever made lol
Would love to hear you discuss Amir's song with Fate on Shuffle
Holy shit, the mystery guest segment reveal was incredible. Golden.
cornchomps?
I almost just downloaded the pod instead of watching and in so glad i didn't. Absolutely perfect opener.
Is it Geoff?
love the new show!
can we get a shortened version of the intro song by chance?
I knew Mystery Guest wasn't Geoff cause he wouldve accidentally had name displayed, camera on, microphone on, and coffee spilled.
Let's be real, he would be late/not there
KID TESTED, MOTHER JACKED
to be fair to Jake, he and the mystery guest are no longer speaking
SEGMANIA
So is Jake and Amir podcast back? Did they just switch from If I Were You to a new format? I stopped watching awhile back after they ended If I Were You
Is there any way you’d be able to have these same videos on Spotify? I want to do Spotify Wrapped stuff but I love having the video up more than just listening to the audio. But if I could have both through Spotify I’d be quite cheesed.
Who is noni?
Why is watching someone slowly guess people we don't know a good segment?
Wait what was Jill's role at CH? BustedTees?
Jake's Girlfriend™️
@@johnwhalley8270 how long have they been together??
the way i guessed the mystery guest correct when she spoke but he didn’t 😂
Segment Idea: Amir gets a list of real bands with crazy sounding names, adds a few fake band names that he comes up with, and Jake has to guess which is real or fake. Winner gets $180.
Amir’s first segment was getting Jake to guess his wife. Jake’s first was trying to get Amir divorced 😭
Gemma is so cute!
I listened to this on Spotify already but had to come back just to see Jake’s face when he saw his own wife on the Zoom
Jake could not have played this game any worse. That was hard to watch
Are we gonna have fan submitted openings and closings for this show ever? Miss em!!
Jake’s daughter omg
Honestly you should probably retire mystery guess cause you’ll never top that
55:34
Ok, my idea: Ask ChatGPT to write a J&A script and then act it out.
Heres a Segment Suggestion, or SEG-GESTION if you will, a Freaky friday bit where Jake and Amir ask eachother questions and the person answering has to do it in character as the other person. Lets see how well you boys know eachother!
They called Jake "intern Jake" in the can't leave the office contest.
you hate to see the nonbinary erasure during the mystery guest segment