Nikocado Avocado Called Me Ugly - After Dark #59

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  • @hallemccartney12
    @hallemccartney12 3 роки тому +2796

    The fact they celebrated gabes birthday with him is why I love this podcast, so fucking thoughtful I bet that made him so happy.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 3 роки тому +22

      And I bet Ethan and Hila paid for everything.

    • @amdonut8091
      @amdonut8091 3 роки тому +7

      @@aaroneusjames2342 they weren't there

    • @AnthonySeptic
      @AnthonySeptic 3 роки тому +8

      @@amdonut8091 they could still pay for it

    • @ovii746
      @ovii746 3 роки тому +108

      @@aaroneusjames2342 doubt it… Gabe has a lot more going on than just this podcast and he’s also pretty well off on his own. Kind of f*cked you’re assume that tbh.

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 3 роки тому +15

      @@ovii746 how’s it messed up??? U must love getting mad for no reason. Freak

  • @yuliiza
    @yuliiza 3 роки тому +1030

    TIMESTAMPS
    4:18 - leg lengthening surgery
    13:52 - white claw gabe
    20:38 - white claw gabe’s b-day
    30:19 - mcgregor meme
    34:07 - ethan & olivia’s look a-likes
    45:04 - c-man
    1:22:26 - ab fight
    1:28:46 - nickocado avocado
    1:37:24 - bathroom makeover
    1:51:28 - i literally can’t timestamp all this
    2:33:17 - windy williams vs judge mathis

  • @naomib1302
    @naomib1302 3 роки тому +574

    hila threatening to call ethan’s therapist bc he’s throwing a fit about a salad is so funny

  • @marz3013
    @marz3013 3 роки тому +1926

    the dynamic between zach taking everything too seriously and AB taking everything too jokingly never fails to stress me out

    • @Kayzu87
      @Kayzu87 3 роки тому +41

      This is how me and my best friend live life. I'm the "Zach" and my buddy is the "AB". It's a great time.

    • @tragicbronson88
      @tragicbronson88 3 роки тому +161

      And Dan taking everything too responsibly

    • @panchoB95
      @panchoB95 3 роки тому +95

      they fight like gf & bf lmao

    • @marz3013
      @marz3013 3 роки тому +20

      @@panchoB95 THATS SUCH A GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

    • @pooey
      @pooey 3 роки тому +29

      @@talloncusack ethans the cool half brother thats 10 years older than everybody else

  • @kbt8245
    @kbt8245 3 роки тому +5212

    Olivia as our resident gen z drama commenter is such a necessary part of this show. Shout out to Olivia

    • @lilfairy444
      @lilfairy444 3 роки тому +96

      was thinking the exact same thing

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 3 роки тому +188

      Yea she is their female Def Noodles...She knows all the usual suspects. Very much needed.

    • @borkbork4124
      @borkbork4124 3 роки тому +124

      Olivia is my fave, Olivia appreciation!!!

    • @hypokratesthehypocrite3513
      @hypokratesthehypocrite3513 3 роки тому +50

      gen z representation is much appreciated

    • @wilbel4
      @wilbel4 3 роки тому +67

      Olivia stand up

  • @benjaminleavitt3666
    @benjaminleavitt3666 3 роки тому +2151

    Regarding fixing Love’s monitor:
    “This is a $4,000 robot, it’s not that easy guys”
    Camera cuts to Dan in his Scorpion chair setup. 😂

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 3 роки тому +11

      Took like 6 weeks to get the chair, not like it happens overnight

    • @benjaminleavitt3666
      @benjaminleavitt3666 3 роки тому +28

      @@SimonVanliew26 still funny though 😉

    • @TheJgenerationS
      @TheJgenerationS 3 роки тому +94

      Ian knows exactly what he is doing with those cuts lol

    • @meglove6214
      @meglove6214 3 роки тому +38

      Idk why they don't just use that 5% 😏

    • @kaylamcconaha5047
      @kaylamcconaha5047 3 роки тому

      Dan won his chair thou..

  • @breew6692
    @breew6692 3 роки тому +1622

    ethan’s micheal scott energy has never been stronger than when it was in the leg lengthening skit

    • @LangCody
      @LangCody 3 роки тому +10

      I wish they would have left the legs on the table. That shot was amazing.

    • @dudeanderson2401
      @dudeanderson2401 3 роки тому +9

      I was thinking the same thing when Ethan was angry about his salad. Totally could have been a bit on the office

    • @KodaTheMal
      @KodaTheMal 3 роки тому

      Lmao perfectly put

    • @rachelmayfield6362
      @rachelmayfield6362 3 роки тому

      I was getting succhhh Michael Scott energy about the birthday call to Zach’s brother 😆

    • @skyehope6354
      @skyehope6354 2 роки тому

      Cams face when he came in 🤣🤣

  • @chasemason957
    @chasemason957 3 роки тому +3089

    Gabe being hung over is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @royce6485
    @royce6485 3 роки тому +245

    I really love giving C Man an entire segment for feet. Anyone willing to put themself out there like this deserves it. I can’t stop laughing at how clinically he can describe every foot in detail. I hope he’s making the foot community proud.

  • @clara-ko4qo
    @clara-ko4qo 3 роки тому +4653

    Dan the type of guy to have dinner at 5

    • @barryboy706
      @barryboy706 3 роки тому +167

      Maybe even 4:30

    • @bemo98
      @bemo98 3 роки тому +48

      Dan’s known as the hater but I stg we need a sound bite for Dan’s Haters when they read “Dan’s the type of guy” comments 😂

    • @marlissa6646
      @marlissa6646 3 роки тому +141

      i have dinner at 5 :/

    • @rachel3813
      @rachel3813 3 роки тому +183

      @@marlissa6646 Marlissa is also that type of guy

    • @parkergailey9625
      @parkergailey9625 3 роки тому +35

      @@marlissa6646 I thought that was dinner time sooo

  • @countrysoul22
    @countrysoul22 3 роки тому +1521

    My fav part of all of this was lackluster WC Gabe doing “fuck” and “woo” hungover and quiet lol dying

    • @fahhther8859
      @fahhther8859 3 роки тому +10

      Better than the time at the library.

    • @karleyj9706
      @karleyj9706 3 роки тому +4

      Me too that was so funny omg

    • @dcham041
      @dcham041 2 роки тому

      🥳 wooooo 😂

  • @user-cr9zg6kd6y
    @user-cr9zg6kd6y 3 роки тому +202

    I’m just once again here, telling you how happy I am that Olivia is prt of the crew, she is such a great addition to the gang!! The dynamics of all of you are so good, such a pleasure to listen and watch the h3 podcasts

  • @katielee517
    @katielee517 3 роки тому +669

    8'2" Ethan has the same energy as Michael Scott in The Office

    • @Snowbear2022
      @Snowbear2022 3 роки тому +1

      Hey Katie! I just found out I'm gay... but your comment made me realize I'm straight too.. guess I'm both :/ Thanks XD

    • @heatherfrank7433
      @heatherfrank7433 3 роки тому +12

      So does 5’11” Ethan 😂

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 3 роки тому +15

      @@Snowbear2022 ??? 💀

    • @mitchblythe7521
      @mitchblythe7521 3 роки тому +3

      @@Snowbear2022 my man is down bad

    • @Snowbear2022
      @Snowbear2022 3 роки тому +2

      thanks for the support friends

  • @QueenBlazo2020
    @QueenBlazo2020 3 роки тому +3864

    Zach is the kind of guy to obviously lift his leg when he farts

    • @wraithwrecker_
      @wraithwrecker_ 3 роки тому +76

      Criminally underrated comment.

    • @yoakleoakle
      @yoakleoakle 3 роки тому +13

      🤣 he would too

    • @zandie12
      @zandie12 3 роки тому +7

      I’m the kinda guy to do that

    • @jeromy8861
      @jeromy8861 3 роки тому +40

      And make direct eye contact the entire time

    • @nintalespaw
      @nintalespaw 3 роки тому +6

      And sits down to pee

  • @elenasecura
    @elenasecura 3 роки тому +844

    also ethan calling hila “mom” cracked me up. thats such a weird stage of parenthood that you start calling each other mom and dad

  • @envyelizabeth7709
    @envyelizabeth7709 3 роки тому +851

    I don't know why I laughed so hard at Olivia's scream in the skit. The HARSH ass cut and the way she grabs her face is just so ridiculous it sent me to outer space

  • @taylorsalter6577
    @taylorsalter6577 3 роки тому +2393

    Everybody complaining about the Gabe segment every Friday better eat their words because the party footage was everything, I love the friendship the crew has with Gabe!

    • @Dudre
      @Dudre 3 роки тому +48

      everyone complains???

    • @chiaraaraara
      @chiaraaraara 3 роки тому +97

      Who complains? I just wanna have a talk😊
      But no I literally think that segment is the best part of after dark, I hope they never stop

    • @poopfartlord9695
      @poopfartlord9695 3 роки тому +8

      @@Dudre Read it again mate.

    • @Dudre
      @Dudre 3 роки тому +17

      @@poopfartlord9695 whoops i meant to say “people complain?”

    • @envyelizabeth7709
      @envyelizabeth7709 3 роки тому +11

      who complains abt the Gabe dw I just wanna talk

  • @heathercraven7163
    @heathercraven7163 3 роки тому +670

    I know it's so cliché to tell a pregnant woman she's glowing, but Hila really is. That hair color is so flattering and she looks so fresh and vibrant and beautiful

    • @KurogueNine
      @KurogueNine 3 роки тому +8

      I was thinking the exact same thing! 💜

    • @pierocapra7191
      @pierocapra7191 3 роки тому +15

      What a cringe thing to say

    • @wolfmenot
      @wolfmenot 3 роки тому +18

      @@pierocapra7191 no one asked you so jog on

    • @Louisa0145
      @Louisa0145 3 роки тому +4

      Right?! She looks great and I LOVE this hair colour!

    • @AnthonysCorner1
      @AnthonysCorner1 3 роки тому

      I love it! It’s going back to her natural hair color and is giving me Ethan and Hila memories! ☺️💜💖

  • @mrseaweed614
    @mrseaweed614 3 роки тому +741

    C-man is so intense and straight to the point, how can a dude be so hilarious yet incredibly intimidating at the same time ??

    • @se8141
      @se8141 3 роки тому +96

      Honestly, he is very emotionally intelligent and intellectually honest. Just says exactly how he feels or what he thinks about something.

    • @JackieDoesStuff
      @JackieDoesStuff 3 роки тому +68

      New York City.

    • @naturallyboricua2138
      @naturallyboricua2138 3 роки тому +21

      @@JackieDoesStuff yes can confirm as New Yorker this is how we all are to outsiders

    • @fairylover2807
      @fairylover2807 3 роки тому +1

      @@se8141 knob ohhh join î

    • @tommj4365
      @tommj4365 3 роки тому +4

      Seems like a teddy bear.

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n 3 роки тому +374

    The skit was so good. Ethan with the insane snake legs was actual Horror Movie Stuff. Olivia with the Psycho Scream tho. Edit: Not Ethan accidently telling Dan "Take a Ride on me." 💀

  • @jobygrantlandsnvrwntrmusic
    @jobygrantlandsnvrwntrmusic 3 роки тому +227

    Dude, I'm a boomer. When I was in elementary school, I clearly recall the day when the school librarian came to the classroom and had us follow her to a small room. Inside that room was an Apple IIE with a floppy drive. It was not only the very first computer the school had ever owned but the very first computer any of us children had ever seen. It was such a big deal that every single student from every classroom in the kindergarten thru 8th grade school walked single file into the room to look in awe at the future that had just arrived to our school then was escorted out of the room. It would have been probably 1984-85.

    • @mahomiebelieber4lif
      @mahomiebelieber4lif 3 роки тому +10

      you’re gen x then not a boomer 💀

    • @jobygrantlandsnvrwntrmusic
      @jobygrantlandsnvrwntrmusic 3 роки тому +15

      @@mahomiebelieber4lif Correct, I was being facetious when I called myself a boomer. I was born in 1977 and graduated high school in 1995 so I'm a Gen X'er no doubt.

    • @walmartrotisseriechicken
      @walmartrotisseriechicken 3 роки тому

      our local newspaper has a macintosh on display in their building, that was the very first computer they ever used to make the newspaper with. apple really is revolutionary 🍏

  • @tomadamo3226
    @tomadamo3226 3 роки тому +991

    I love how nice C man was while still putting everyone in C tier
    "It's not bad... It's kinda nice" etc while clearly not being interested 😂

    • @user-182hsj
      @user-182hsj 3 роки тому +44

      He respects all feet 😭

    • @Peacenlove320
      @Peacenlove320 3 роки тому +37

      He’s so polite about it haha

    • @mcr5645
      @mcr5645 3 роки тому +30

      One could say he's a... *C Man* 😎

    • @Eve-hb
      @Eve-hb 3 роки тому +4

      @@mcr5645 I C what you did then 👀

    • @worshiptributee
      @worshiptributee 3 роки тому +2

      "Yeah it's cool"

  • @jaydemadden3297
    @jaydemadden3297 3 роки тому +300

    When they both say Theodore at the same time at the start.. my heart exploded. That little boy is so lucky to be loved by two incredible people 🥰🥰

    • @bemo98
      @bemo98 3 роки тому +19

      every parent knows that tone of voice 😂 sooo tired but so full of love. Even after the difficulties they’ve had with Theodore recently you can tell they really love being parents 😭💕 can’t wait for baby #2!!

    • @ohsweetpotato
      @ohsweetpotato 3 роки тому +4

      Timestamp 0:34

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 3 роки тому +1

      It is such a joy to have nice parents

    • @mollousha
      @mollousha 3 роки тому +2

      hahahaha I was reading thru comments and got to this one right at 1:29:38

  • @GamineNYC
    @GamineNYC 3 роки тому +476

    Did not realize how much I do not have a foot fetish until this episode but much respect to the crew for putting themselves out there ❤️

    • @tiger-lily3014
      @tiger-lily3014 3 роки тому +4

      Bahahahahahahha

    • @royce6485
      @royce6485 3 роки тому +16

      I never realized men’s and women’s feet looked different until this segment lmao im learning a lot about feet

  • @RubenDelight
    @RubenDelight 3 роки тому +813

    The C-man bit was fucking phenomenal. He's such a wonderfully genuine seeming dude with a passion for feet and can't help but stan.

    • @ApparationsOfGloom
      @ApparationsOfGloom 3 роки тому +17

      Pretty sure you will be taking that back in a while

    • @TVCHLORD
      @TVCHLORD 3 роки тому +16

      He’s not a very nice guy but he is very passionate about his love of feet

    • @kristinehansen.
      @kristinehansen. 3 роки тому +7

      @@ApparationsOfGloom why?

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 роки тому +11

      I wouldn't say "wonderful", he has some weird tendencies for sure. But yeah he seems pretty genuine.

    • @SyedQaiserMumtaz
      @SyedQaiserMumtaz 3 роки тому +19

      @@kristinehansen. i think Dan mentioned him being extremely Islamophobic when he was first introduced on the show

  • @hulktown_hero
    @hulktown_hero 3 роки тому +645

    All of Dan’s “Sure”s and “yeah”s while C-man was talking about men wanting to see tough feet was cracking me up lmao

    • @TheTheawesomeguy35
      @TheTheawesomeguy35 3 роки тому +32

      @Cony Budding i think you might be the 1 person who genuinely believes that

    • @Serzzle
      @Serzzle 3 роки тому +8

      @Cony Budding

    • @cdizzy42069
      @cdizzy42069 3 роки тому +2

      The "right on" really got me good

  • @kassandranapolitano
    @kassandranapolitano 3 роки тому +70

    3:03:48 Dan covering Love’s face with the Italian flag right as he was waving to the audience made me cry

  • @Playfool
    @Playfool 3 роки тому +6698

    Dan the type of guy to sniff his beanie before putting it on

    • @elalim1691
      @elalim1691 3 роки тому +153

      Outta pocket

    • @presleymberry
      @presleymberry 3 роки тому +237

      With peace and love I do that

    • @rach9306
      @rach9306 3 роки тому +46

      @@presleymberry same💀

    • @YanickFM
      @YanickFM 3 роки тому +74

      Why did this comment speak to me on such a personal level

    • @ReplicateReality
      @ReplicateReality 3 роки тому +29

      Bro wtf

  • @ky.mus26
    @ky.mus26 3 роки тому +1257

    If you guys do Olivia’s idea, what if every time someone flushes you just hear “SHOUT OUT TO HIS FAMILY”

    • @janieponcelet4357
      @janieponcelet4357 3 роки тому +17

      YES

    • @6677kata
      @6677kata 3 роки тому +3

      omg yes hahahahha that'd be hilarious

    • @bobainwonderland8183
      @bobainwonderland8183 3 роки тому +16

      Actually not hard to do. My dad rigged a toilet up to a children’s book (one of the picture books with buttons to press during the story) so it would go off anytime it flushes. An audio button rigged to the flush is all it takes.

    • @kristinehansen.
      @kristinehansen. 3 роки тому

      Yes this

    • @keannaiharris
      @keannaiharris 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @averageboyo7291
    @averageboyo7291 3 роки тому +303

    Dan the type of guy to say “I’m not mad I’m disappointed”

  • @ladnavar
    @ladnavar 3 роки тому +1386

    ''there's nothing wrong with being a bisexual, or doing drugs...''
    - Ethan, 2021

    • @ladnavar
      @ladnavar 3 роки тому +17

      2:41:27

    • @bemo98
      @bemo98 3 роки тому +16

      Need merch of this 😭

    • @Ryan-dl6dd
      @Ryan-dl6dd 3 роки тому +58

      Ethan supports my lifestyle

    • @cowboykxm
      @cowboykxm 3 роки тому +35

      I've never felt more seen

    • @kwoni3337
      @kwoni3337 3 роки тому +5

      Idgi is this a dig or what

  • @Shaughn21
    @Shaughn21 3 роки тому +88

    My man Gabe fucking still did the woooooo when on the brink of death. Very dedicated to his craft.

  • @m0onagedaydream826
    @m0onagedaydream826 3 роки тому +82

    Anyone else think that Sam's beauty sometimes goes underappreciated?. 🥰 Such a stunner!.

  • @DayManAHHHah
    @DayManAHHHah 3 роки тому +833

    My respect for Love went way up after seeing him barefoot on a motorcycle. That's cool af and I wasn't expecting that from him at all tbh. I totally thought it was Zach!

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 3 роки тому +27

      And Love is so quick at putting it all together. He said that only took him 2 hours to make! Such a smart fella.

    • @colinpadilla4625
      @colinpadilla4625 3 роки тому +5

      I hella thought it was Zach too

    • @claudiedottybeeeech273
      @claudiedottybeeeech273 3 роки тому

      Respect ✊

    • @Snookii1222
      @Snookii1222 3 роки тому +9

      I can’t wait for him to be there in person!!

    • @thursdaygoirl
      @thursdaygoirl 3 роки тому +6

      Love is lowkey the sexiest person on this podcast but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

  • @carbonated_salt9645
    @carbonated_salt9645 3 роки тому +244

    I love Olivia as a new crew member stg

  • @squid8520
    @squid8520 3 роки тому +244

    Olivia is really hitting her stride on this show. She’s becoming more than just a wholesome addition. Shes obsessed with the degeneracy and I love it.

    • @emily-jm8kw
      @emily-jm8kw 2 роки тому +3

      i love her so much as an addition to the show !! she fits right in . she’s only been on for a lil but i feel like she matches everyone’s energy so well =)

    • @iammargaritaparra
      @iammargaritaparra 2 роки тому +1

      @@AltheHealer Omg yeah, that was so cute, more people should act like she did when their friends put themselves down

  • @BabySnirk
    @BabySnirk 3 роки тому +176

    3:03:47 It all happens so quickly. Love realizes he's on screen, gets excited, and gets covered up by Dan. Pure comedy gold. 🤣

  • @daisyp3748
    @daisyp3748 3 роки тому +271

    Ethan: What about dinner?
    Hila: You’ve already had it.
    Ethan: We've had one, yes. What about second dinner?
    Zach: I don’t think she knows about second dinner, Ethan.

  • @bybelab.8720
    @bybelab.8720 3 роки тому +179

    wait. everyone skimmed over it. Olivia had a great point of making a trash can based on this fictional character

    • @hanner8830
      @hanner8830 3 роки тому +13

      They could make it like one of those trashcans with the swinging lid, but instead of a normal lid, it would be a hat 🤣

  • @PodtrashRadio
    @PodtrashRadio 3 роки тому +141

    This intro skit with Ethan 8’2” is f*cking hilarious. I’m dying. You guys can seriously film your own office style show. Do MORE OF THIS!!! Lollll

  • @PoisonCreosote
    @PoisonCreosote 3 роки тому +310

    I’m still cracking up at how disappointed Ethan was that Gabe wasn’t strong enough today to full-send it with the woo’s, but then when Gabe perked up after saying “no school no work tomorrow” Ethan got so happy 🤣

  • @emmahawley197
    @emmahawley197 3 роки тому +101

    "i wish there was a way to know you are in the good old days before you've actually left them" - Andy Barnard
    We are defs in the good old days of the h3 podcast peeps

  • @PoisonCreosote
    @PoisonCreosote 3 роки тому +332

    Gabes party looks fucking lit and it’s so sweet that the crew all turned up for it 🎉

  • @WalaStika
    @WalaStika 3 роки тому +515

    Dan holdin out to release feet pics until the release of OnlyDans

    • @xFoREVerUnboundx
      @xFoREVerUnboundx 3 роки тому +7

      This sent me

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 3 роки тому +12

      A subsidiary of Ethan's Feet. Patent pending by Love lmao.

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 3 роки тому +5

      I’m used to seeing “OnlyDans” in relation to Dan and Phil. That and “OnlyPhans”.

    • @Pennyfairy22
      @Pennyfairy22 3 роки тому

      Lol OnlyDans what’s the time stamp on the crew’s feet I’m looking for Love on the motorcycle lmao 🤣

  • @laylanunez8628
    @laylanunez8628 3 роки тому +569

    Anytime I see Alfredo licking Ethan’s face all I can think about is the poop eating story 😭😭😭🤣

    • @socalmads
      @socalmads 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Xx1PWNY1xX
      @Xx1PWNY1xX 3 роки тому +3

      Lol same

    • @cassandra811
      @cassandra811 2 роки тому

      Hila was letting him go to town on her mouth and nose on one of these, and that's ALL that was going thru my head lol

  • @chloefreeman5808
    @chloefreeman5808 3 роки тому +405

    Ethan leaning in closer so AB could hear him better is killing me

  • @suna2317
    @suna2317 3 роки тому +310

    Dan’s the type of guy to say ‘uh actually that’s not correct…’ to a professional war historian

    • @eljohnsonlyk
      @eljohnsonlyk 3 роки тому +6

      this

    • @mayap2373
      @mayap2373 3 роки тому +1

      Professional war historians can be wrong.

  • @WhiteCourtain
    @WhiteCourtain 3 роки тому +77

    Olivia's 80s horror flick scream deserves an Oscar

  • @staceys2644
    @staceys2644 3 роки тому +1026

    As cool as a silent disco bathroom is, a black light in the bathroom is gonna show some stuff you don’t wanna see lol

    • @MartinZeldaTP
      @MartinZeldaTP 3 роки тому +45

      That's a good call

    • @nicciday8434
      @nicciday8434 3 роки тому +28

      I was waiting for someone to bring this up! It’d be a nightmare

    • @DrGonzo-ef8ir
      @DrGonzo-ef8ir 3 роки тому +123

      @@Kigoz4Life lmfao... Found the incel

    • @b00psn00t
      @b00psn00t 3 роки тому +1

      This ^

    • @throast7247
      @throast7247 3 роки тому +2

      That is such a good point that I didn't even think of, wow. You are thinking on a different level 😳😳

  • @SourRazberry
    @SourRazberry 3 роки тому +281

    I’m trying not to lose my absolute shit in the back of a Lyft at “what would we do without men who are 8 foot 2” and I haven’t seen a single comment about it and it’s a damn shame

    • @presleymberry
      @presleymberry 3 роки тому +4

      I listen to the pod at work and sometimes I will lose my shit laughing and then people will stare at me so I feel that 😂

    • @ven4762
      @ven4762 3 роки тому +3

      I died 😂😂😂

    • @cassandra811
      @cassandra811 3 роки тому +4

      I hope u guys werent at work when they brought up Nikocado... I fucked up big time n wasn't aware he did OF...i should've known better but I did it... I looked it up. I hate myself forever. And I definitely died lol

    • @SourRazberry
      @SourRazberry 3 роки тому

      @@presleymberry ME OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣 I feel lucky because my coworkers don’t watch h3 but when they ask me why I’m laughing so hard I’ll show them or explain the joke to them and they usually crack up too

  • @cowboycait
    @cowboycait 3 роки тому +38

    Lena is so sweet it’s so nice to see her on the pod

  • @Melzords
    @Melzords 3 роки тому +468

    Why haven’t I seen anybody else talk about the moment near the end where Love sees himself on one of Dan’s screens, starts waving manically, and Dan covers him with an Italian flag 😂 3:03:46

    • @anettetorres3716
      @anettetorres3716 3 роки тому +22

      Aww poor Love😂😂😂

    • @itsneverogre
      @itsneverogre 3 роки тому +6

      timestamp? i don’t wanna miss it 🥲

    • @Melzords
      @Melzords 3 роки тому +9

      @@itsneverogre 3:03:46

    • @PoppoYoppo
      @PoppoYoppo 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah only love for love since he lost his bot and Dan just covers it up, Terrible 😔

  • @hj6507
    @hj6507 3 роки тому +720

    Okay I'm not a party person but Gabes party looked legitimately fun lol.

    • @maya-vb7rl
      @maya-vb7rl 3 роки тому

      Mmmmmmmm

    • @vegaf2011
      @vegaf2011 3 роки тому +9

      One word "alcohol" 🤣

    • @hunterchristian5229
      @hunterchristian5229 3 роки тому +12

      i think the editing made it look super fun

    • @CadgerChristmasLightShow
      @CadgerChristmasLightShow 3 роки тому +8

      Editing makes everything look fun with enough time and dedication lol

    • @kidamnesiak1
      @kidamnesiak1 3 роки тому +11

      Parties are almost never as fun as you envision in your head, and yeah this was all being recorded and edited with edm so it would look better. Not hating, just a 27 year old who is burnt out on parties at this point lol.

  • @angelofdisease
    @angelofdisease 3 роки тому +124

    The skit in the beginning with Ethan yelling “manlet” at everyone is taking me OUT 😂😂😂

  • @serinabarbadensis
    @serinabarbadensis 3 роки тому +296

    Ethan totally being NOT obvious about hyping up his own feet during the cman segment 💀

  • @gothikvnt
    @gothikvnt 3 роки тому +908

    Someone give Olivia an Academy Award for that scream.

  • @tast-py9dg
    @tast-py9dg 3 роки тому +131

    Dan be the type of guy to say “mi casa es su casa”

  • @ethan2529
    @ethan2529 3 роки тому +338

    Zach’s sound bite skills are always on point He can change the entire mood of the podcast just by changing the music

  • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
    @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x 3 роки тому +386

    AB doing his Michael Jackson moves at Gabe's party. 🕴🏻😂

  • @hnwycoff7
    @hnwycoff7 3 роки тому +37

    I love how you can see that Hila really loves Lena 🥺

  • @rachellaird59
    @rachellaird59 3 роки тому +153

    I can’t get over how good Hila’s hair looks

  • @ArtByJUSTSAM
    @ArtByJUSTSAM 3 роки тому +298

    I love whenever Zach is overwhelmed he breaks out the Hebrew prayers. Shalom Zach!!!

  • @mellyr2584
    @mellyr2584 3 роки тому +64

    Ethan being offended by Nick’s “not my type” is giving GABBIE 😂

  • @Maryroselan
    @Maryroselan 3 роки тому +574

    The thing that Olivia forgot to mention about Nik is that Trisha, after bailing on him, went on interviews and bashed him saying he was a stalker and pulled out her usual narrative that she was scared blablabla. After he exposed her, obviously she wanted clout so they did a video together, and after Stephanie Soo's video, Trasha wanted clout again and bashed him again.
    I'm not a fan of the guy but a real interview with him definitely would be interesting!

    • @x2DxNoodlexFanx
      @x2DxNoodlexFanx 3 роки тому +42

      i feel like it would only be interesting if they actually researched it more so he can’t just make up his own narrative to blast bc it will definitely start something if he talks about the trisha thing

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert 3 роки тому +1

      I would watch a Nik interview

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 3 роки тому +3

      Ugh she makes me so angry!! She's such a hypocrite.

    • @hippylove1425
      @hippylove1425 3 роки тому +12

      I honestly think nick is almost as bad as Trisha. I wouldn’t watch the interview

    • @KM-wj8yr
      @KM-wj8yr 3 роки тому +11

      It would be interesting but at this point I think he’s too far gone for any genuine content. He’s just like Trish

  • @CodyJWerther
    @CodyJWerther 3 роки тому +57

    Zach saying that his brothers birthday was “next year” was highly underrated and a top 10 Zach moment for me

  • @Fellow_Gamer
    @Fellow_Gamer 3 роки тому +70

    I love how both tamed and untamed Gabe's birthday party was.

  • @shayb8315
    @shayb8315 3 роки тому +220

    Hila seems like the kindest person ever and when she giggles at Ethan talking shit, it's adorable.

    • @user-by4cd1hd2y
      @user-by4cd1hd2y 3 роки тому +19

      @@Kigoz4Life it's her show. She can do whatever the f she wants because she's the moment, an icon, we are all here just for Hila Klein

    • @FrostedRaps
      @FrostedRaps 3 роки тому

      @@Kigoz4Life what's your point?

    • @shayb8315
      @shayb8315 3 роки тому +1

      When he was calling Windy Williams a dumbass and she was laughing. Love that shit haha.

  • @nibzbreazy
    @nibzbreazy 3 роки тому +260

    Ethan is the type of guy that starts a podcast by saying he’s tired

  • @mirandag6
    @mirandag6 3 роки тому +16

    2:02:55 I love how ethan immediately goes into character I absolutely love when he has his godfather moments

  • @EvWuzhere
    @EvWuzhere 3 роки тому +111

    They need to combine the bathroom ideas. The keem toilet, with neon lighting, a forest wallpaper, and a giant picture in front of it of wookies celebrating. Maybe the frasier theme song can repeat in the background as well

  • @haepisaus
    @haepisaus 3 роки тому +179

    gabe's a real G for calling in even when hungover after his birthday

  • @adh3247
    @adh3247 3 роки тому +99

    1:35:02 I love how defensive Ethan got about Nick calling him ugly😭 “well your not my type either”

  • @RubenDelight
    @RubenDelight 3 роки тому +255

    I graduated in 2010 and we lived through the transition from chalk/whiteboards to smartboards, and it was mainly just funny seeing teachers accidentally use whiteboard markers on the smartboard lol

    • @daniiic3
      @daniiic3 3 роки тому +2

      YES HAHAHAHA. I also graduated in 2010!

    • @ramlord_
      @ramlord_ 3 роки тому +6

      Funny thing is most have transitioned right back to whiteboards again, iirc like 5 or 6 years ago that transition began and I haven't seen a smartboard in school since

    • @mellyr2584
      @mellyr2584 3 роки тому +1

      And it didn’t come off 😂

    • @daniiic3
      @daniiic3 3 роки тому +1

      @@kristavaillancourt6313 haha you know what’s funny is I learned that trick in high school because a teacher wrote on the white board with a sharpie and just left it like oh well and a student went up and blew all of our minds using an expo marker over it hahahha

    • @RubenDelight
      @RubenDelight 3 роки тому

      @@kristavaillancourt6313 oh yeah that happened as well, I'm just wondering... why'd they even have permanent markers lying around??

  • @carly9417
    @carly9417 3 роки тому +368

    I can’t stop staring at Hila she is literally GORGEOUS!

    • @PD-wz2vt
      @PD-wz2vt 3 роки тому +19

      Seriously! She’s been looking like her best self lately, I love it

  • @SimonVanliew26
    @SimonVanliew26 3 роки тому +51

    Keem wears his hat backwards mostly, that would also solve the issue of the brim hitting you in the back

  • @gabrielle3960
    @gabrielle3960 3 роки тому +411

    I don’t think I’ll ever get over how beautiful Hila is

    • @Samhaiine
      @Samhaiine 3 роки тому +2

      Her foot was so elegant!

    • @whippedcream1753
      @whippedcream1753 3 роки тому +4

      @@Samhaiine brown hair rlly suit her 🤌😩 she’s like … shining

  • @jessieappleseed
    @jessieappleseed 3 роки тому +129

    Ethan can make anything happen dude. I can’t believe he got the foot guy to do a tier list of foot pics. Epic.

  • @michellev8475
    @michellev8475 3 роки тому +51

    At the end Dan totally went out of his way to get Ethan to start his godfather/Jordan bit. Dan pretends to hate the bit, but we all know he secretly loves it. lmao

  • @mscaligirl831
    @mscaligirl831 3 роки тому +160

    Ya'll need to make Sam the H3 Creative Director or something. She executes the amazing costume ideas for all these sketches

    • @crespow1990
      @crespow1990 3 роки тому +1

      Bump

    • @chillarypuff
      @chillarypuff 3 роки тому +3

      Sam is SO TALENTED. Her mind >>

    • @denzokolo
      @denzokolo 3 роки тому

      Don’t tell Trish about this 🤣😂🤣

  • @_laurynsymone_
    @_laurynsymone_ 3 роки тому +82

    Can we get a whole segment on Love? I just feel like i know the least about him and every time he speaks I’m so interested 😂 I wanna know more about him and Sweden

    • @borkbork4124
      @borkbork4124 3 роки тому +1

      He is such a wild card! We need to know more XD

  • @kathleenmms
    @kathleenmms 3 роки тому +57

    Please make Ethan screaming “I can’t believe I have to eat a salad” a sound bite 😂

  • @ihavenonameyetsoyeah
    @ihavenonameyetsoyeah 3 роки тому +392

    The pure fear in Ethan's eyes when Dan grabbed his beanie back. He was about to tumble over.

  • @stagtite
    @stagtite 3 роки тому +330

    For the After Dark set, when they're doing ads can you turn off the "fter" and "ark" lights so it says "H3 AD"? Would put you above the competition

    • @cooliomendez88
      @cooliomendez88 3 роки тому +38

      Yes because that’s how those light work, flipping a switch for each letter

    • @tabithajarrell766
      @tabithajarrell766 3 роки тому +46

      That would be so cool but neon doesn’t work that way

    • @stagtite
      @stagtite 3 роки тому +5

      @@cooliomendez88 Excellent then it'll be an easy change

    • @stagtite
      @stagtite 3 роки тому +3

      @@tabithajarrell766 but neon COULD work that way 🤔

  • @Bonehh
    @Bonehh 3 роки тому +36

    Dan is in the right here guys come on. Did we all forget lunch is at noon for those with 9-5 jobs? Eating at 4 or 5 is clearly closer to dinner.

  • @emme4193
    @emme4193 3 роки тому +574

    “I mean I’ve never asked an Amish person can I lick your feet. that’s kinda weird.” is senior quote material.

    • @anamarkovic8099
      @anamarkovic8099 3 роки тому +2

      (If you're a senior) Do it.. !!!!!!

    • @dylan54945
      @dylan54945 3 роки тому +8

      Wtf. I was just scrolling through comments and he said this as I read this. Pretty wild in a 3 hour video lol

    • @LitcheTheArsm
      @LitcheTheArsm 3 роки тому +5

      @@dylan54945 !!! we could calculate the exact chances if we find out how many seconds the quote is.

    • @shannonsomeone3963
      @shannonsomeone3963 3 роки тому +1

      Awh it’s to late to submit mine I couldn’t think of one!

    • @Sarah-tonin
      @Sarah-tonin 3 роки тому +2

      @@dylan54945 There's no such thing as a coincidence

  • @MO-gy3yp
    @MO-gy3yp 3 роки тому +201

    “I’m more confident in getting hit than giving hits” AB are you ok bro

    • @dustinjoeypace
      @dustinjoeypace 3 роки тому +16

      It means you can take a punch but can’t fight. I feel him on that one. Been sucker punched a few times in my life but I’ll be damned if I try and throw these noodle hands and embarrass myself.

    • @daliapalos6291
      @daliapalos6291 3 роки тому

      @@dustinjoeypace lmaoo😭

    • @fawn7777
      @fawn7777 3 роки тому

      @@dustinjoeypace these noodle hands :D

  • @GigiChoko
    @GigiChoko 3 роки тому +15

    "I know you're the boss, but this is my vision" why is AB literally hilarious

  • @MissMelmo
    @MissMelmo 3 роки тому +196

    To be fair to Olivia, Chelsea was the most stable teen mom on her show and she turned out to be a decent human and a really good mom, but I think Olivia is better looking. 🤷‍♀️

  • @18KarlaG
    @18KarlaG 3 роки тому +182

    Jenna Marbles would approve of this tallness! 👌

    • @shayb8315
      @shayb8315 3 роки тому +10

      Awww 😊 I miss her so much

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 роки тому +8

      Aww Jenna 🥰 she sure would!

    • @chelseax2351
      @chelseax2351 3 роки тому +14

      I hope Jenna has grew in height during her retirement

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 3 роки тому +4

      Lol I hope she's watching this and chilling. Not sure if she and Julien still stay in touch w/ Ethan and Hila, but last I saw they got on fine. 🤗

    • @ashg2895
      @ashg2895 3 роки тому +4

      I miss Jenna so much.. I rewatch her content all the time. I do hope she's happy😊

  • @Alpha_omega_102
    @Alpha_omega_102 3 роки тому +74

    KEEP DOING the 'what would we do without men' impression, Dan doesn't know anything! It's always enjoyable lol

  • @caorlimoes
    @caorlimoes 3 роки тому +119

    whoa hila looks STUNNING her brown hair really suits warmer tones she looks so nice!!

  • @A2Z83
    @A2Z83 3 роки тому +245

    olivia did like an actual fetish photo there. above and beyond.

    • @aphrog649
      @aphrog649 3 роки тому +37

      she *understood* the assignment

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 3 роки тому +13

      She did a 2 in 1 with feet & crushing fetish.

    • @ZomboyIsDead
      @ZomboyIsDead 3 роки тому +2

      I’m in love

    • @Brrrrrrre
      @Brrrrrrre 3 роки тому +3

      @@ZomboyIsDead weirdo

    • @johnnydeleon8210
      @johnnydeleon8210 3 роки тому

      Time stamp 😤 i skipped that whole segment cus that dude amd feet are cringe

  • @michaelbalboa909
    @michaelbalboa909 3 роки тому +15

    I love how ethan still puts that og h3 touch on the skits, funny af bro

  • @sgradone
    @sgradone 3 роки тому +169

    Once you get C-man talking he just keeps going and going.

  • @GabeTheGreenWizard
    @GabeTheGreenWizard 3 роки тому +71

    Olivia's Hitchcock scream literally made the whole thing🤣

  • @ryanmiller6605
    @ryanmiller6605 3 роки тому +102

    C-man is literally a geographer. Every statement he made was place-based. He should write a book on the geography of feet.

  • @karynneb5412
    @karynneb5412 3 роки тому +167

    Olivia is the type of gal to happily drive you to the airport at 4am and say “it’s no problem at all” when you promise to pay her back.

  • @IamRoley
    @IamRoley 3 роки тому +207

    Olivia: screaming bloody murder
    Dan: that’s fucking cursed dude.

    • @spinelli8274
      @spinelli8274 3 роки тому

      Olivia looks over at Ian for a sec like “what the fuck are we doing” lol

  • @juniperfox1064
    @juniperfox1064 3 роки тому +68

    the amount of times ethan said "lets go to this wendy williams and judge Mathis story" before they actually moved onto it😂

  • @raelogix
    @raelogix 3 роки тому +440

    Ethans hand enlargement surgery was so unnecessary that now he is crushing full sized soda pop cans. The sheer masculinity is intimidating beyond reason.

    • @bemo98
      @bemo98 3 роки тому +9

      Ethan shouldn’t feel the need to embiggen his hands or elongate his legs to be 30 feet tall, his body and fupa are beautiful the way they are 😔 when will the unattainable goals fueled by toxic masculinity stop

    • @baileywaller2396
      @baileywaller2396 3 роки тому +5

      We need to stop toxic masculinity because men are good. Men are needed. We need men. What would we do without men?

    • @bobvrickbongburn500
      @bobvrickbongburn500 3 роки тому +2

      @Muscleman8562 boss move 😎