Joe Rogan Scared by Podcast Guest

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  • @RoganShorts
    @RoganShorts  Рік тому +4341

    JRE #1035, 1h44m - Paul Stamets

    • @yamiyehezkel4017
      @yamiyehezkel4017 Рік тому +159

      Did you end up with an answer ? I'm actually fascinated

    • @louiszippittelli8855
      @louiszippittelli8855 Рік тому +102

      He's a weirdo joe

    • @waynescopeland
      @waynescopeland Рік тому +54

      Can we set a Tardigrade loose on some people? 😂

    • @justinurkoski8091
      @justinurkoski8091 Рік тому +271

      Thanks for time stamping and letting everyone know the podcast number. This helps tremendously.

    • @Philtoid
      @Philtoid Рік тому +20

      Thank you

  • @dard4642
    @dard4642 Рік тому +160536

    He's being silenced by Big-Fungus.

  • @omnipop4936
    @omnipop4936 11 місяців тому +21295

    Joe did exactly what you're supposed to do when you find you've gotten a bit too "up close and personal" with someone. Namely, you back off and give the offended person as mushroom as possible.

  • @Andersj13
    @Andersj13 7 місяців тому +317

    What Robin Williams would look like if he played Radagast in The Hobbit movies.

  • @jordanfegert9187
    @jordanfegert9187 3 місяці тому +38

    Imagine responding like this when your teachers asks “why did you not do your homework?” 😂😂😂

  • @K15MA91
    @K15MA91 Рік тому +63177

    "He's looking at me silently. I will respectfully move on" such a class response.

    • @inextinguishablemoltenblooded
      @inextinguishablemoltenblooded Рік тому +619

      Class of the highest order

    • @JZilla69
      @JZilla69 Рік тому +174

      Legal jargon some call it..

    • @robertthomas6663
      @robertthomas6663 Рік тому +95

      I had to write that one down.

    • @iamkrone
      @iamkrone Рік тому

      Y’all know it’s illegal to dick ride w out a license right ?🤣

    • @perfectjays
      @perfectjays Рік тому +475

      He has to narrate what’s going on if it’s something with no words like this for those listening solely through headphones like how podcast were listened too before UA-cam podcast videos blew up

  • @EdwardGordington
    @EdwardGordington Рік тому +64095

    bro he just escaped Jumanji give the man a break he's paranoid.

    • @c43sedan
      @c43sedan Рік тому +287

      LOL

    • @ashwinkrishnanpc-kf6ec
      @ashwinkrishnanpc-kf6ec Рік тому +380

      I see top comment status in your future

    • @bi__tw1097
      @bi__tw1097 Рік тому +104

      Lol i didnt expect that) He knows that hunter nearby )

    • @neatrizareco4807
      @neatrizareco4807 Рік тому +90

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 noooo you didn't😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ozzy1243
      @ozzy1243 Рік тому +78

      Underrated comment

  • @franklin3271
    @franklin3271 7 місяців тому +508

    "Portobellos and shiitake mushrooms are of particular concern because they contain hydrazine, a toxin also used in rocket fuel. A study published by the National Library of Medicine found evidence of agaritine in fresh mushrooms and, when fed to mice, led to increased rates of bladder cancer.Aug 8, 2023"
    Explosive topic 😮

    • @vendomnu
      @vendomnu 7 місяців тому +7

      What. The hell?

    • @Ok-yr1fm
      @Ok-yr1fm 7 місяців тому +25

      @@vendomnu also, contain a high amount of purines, which can lead to the formation of uric acid crystals in the kidneys

    • @seansouth3653
      @seansouth3653 7 місяців тому +39

      @@Ok-yr1fm still doesn't explain why if this knowledge is easily accessible why he cannot repeat it for
      his "life being in danger"

    • @Ok-yr1fm
      @Ok-yr1fm 7 місяців тому +24

      @@seansouth3653 well I don't know who is this guest, but let's assume he is a scientist, if so, he cannot say a word (usually they paid to lie, anyone who dares to say the truth, finds themself in a bad situation) if it's leaked to the public, and you found this info by accident, it's up to you to believe or not. The dude visibly scared for his life.

    • @Iahusha777Iahuah
      @Iahusha777Iahuah 7 місяців тому

      ​@@seansouth3653because he's on the most popular podcast in the world and is an expert on the subject and will be listened to and make it go mainstream, and has received death threats before about the topic, the mushroom industry is a multi billion dollar industry and they don't want people to slow down buying and switching to a different mushroom

  • @brendandoherty9930
    @brendandoherty9930 7 місяців тому +144

    Plot twist: Will Hunting’s therapy was mushroom based

    • @MacPNW
      @MacPNW 6 місяців тому

      Son of a bitch, he stole my line

  • @well_i_liked_it
    @well_i_liked_it Рік тому +17585

    If he mentioned them again he would have been in deep shitake.

    • @dshudson
      @dshudson Рік тому +96

      This should have 1k likes. Edit 5k likes later, ahhh there we go. Edit 10k likes that's what I'm talking about haha. Edit, there we go 15k likes, I thought that was pretty f n funny.

    • @theresaquidi
      @theresaquidi Рік тому +35

      Hilarious

    • @terenasimons5247
      @terenasimons5247 Рік тому +37

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thelaurens1996
      @thelaurens1996 Рік тому +26

      You got as a hard laugh out of me

    • @blazingstar9638
      @blazingstar9638 Рік тому +11

      🤝

  • @SerErryk
    @SerErryk Рік тому +4759

    "Do you ever get diarrhea?"
    "That's an explosive area of conversation."

    • @Ryan09876
      @Ryan09876 Рік тому +87

      It puts everyone's life who is in this room in danger

    • @Seando42069
      @Seando42069 Рік тому +15

      Omg yall are wild 😂

    • @DirtDigglerDetecting
      @DirtDigglerDetecting Рік тому +9

      Best comment 😂

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 Рік тому

      This guy doesn't shit, he shiitakes.

    • @MrChologno
      @MrChologno Рік тому +5

      Well I eat Portobello mushrooms very frequently and I noticed that they do cause me almost insta diarrhea if not cooked very very well. That happens when cooking them on a frying pan, lets say salted with chicken. In the oven at 200c they cause me no problems... After this I'll stop eating this mushrooms altogether...

  • @teestjulian
    @teestjulian 7 місяців тому +183

    Note to self ... No more portabella mushrooms

    • @vlatassa
      @vlatassa 12 днів тому

      Also cremini and white mushrooms. They are all the same but at different levels of maturity.

    • @francestaylor9156
      @francestaylor9156 3 дні тому

      @@vlatassa- awww boo.

    • @Spacewinterknight
      @Spacewinterknight 2 дні тому

      He’s using forbidden knowledge stop them!!!!

  • @BlueCollarSlave
    @BlueCollarSlave 6 місяців тому +246

    There’s a reason I don’t tell jokes about fungi.
    Too mushroom for error

    • @andsoitgoes1142
      @andsoitgoes1142 6 місяців тому +2

      I don’t know why more people didn’t like this.

    • @obornyi2407
      @obornyi2407 6 місяців тому

      To clever

    • @sethrobinson8545
      @sethrobinson8545 6 місяців тому

      I'm impressed my friend, that was pretty witty and super damn funny.

    • @free_waygo8888
      @free_waygo8888 6 місяців тому

      😂

    • @Wichan137
      @Wichan137 6 місяців тому

      underrated comment

  • @combatbeatdown
    @combatbeatdown Рік тому +15088

    Him after the cameras were off: “I’m just allergic bro”

    • @motlatsiletsie
      @motlatsiletsie Рік тому +101

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alej97
      @alej97 Рік тому +42

      Lmaooooooo

    • @erxfav3197
      @erxfav3197 Рік тому +25

      😂lol

    • @byLags
      @byLags Рік тому +41

      It’s an “explosive” converstaion. A conversation about explosives. He reserves the right not to put his life in danger

    • @letsbedope2061
      @letsbedope2061 Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂

  • @carpii
    @carpii 10 місяців тому +2680

    sniper 2 blocks away breathes a sigh of relief, and unchambers his round

    • @ronin8741
      @ronin8741 10 місяців тому +33

      Yeahh you already know he says explosive to describe it 😂😂😂😂

    • @angeladavis9254
      @angeladavis9254 10 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @creamythroat
      @creamythroat 10 місяців тому

      it doesn’t put his life in danger, this fool is a washed up old man that has absolutely no meaning to the earth, he’s a “pick me” girl and just wants to be relevant and all eyes on him.

    • @MRS1R100
      @MRS1R100 10 місяців тому +1

      Chitin

    • @DJ-iu5bb
      @DJ-iu5bb 10 місяців тому +5

      I can't stand y'all 😂

  • @OmarBenjumea
    @OmarBenjumea 7 місяців тому +60

    You'd know that you had a Portobello overdose when a fungus starts growing on your head.

    • @StanLeeCubeBrick
      @StanLeeCubeBrick 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @AaronOliveira-xq2rh
      @AaronOliveira-xq2rh 18 днів тому +1

      I'm so high bro and right as I read that joe said "Woah!- I didn't expect that." And it goes back to mushroom head😂😂,I love this

  • @mariorobe4805
    @mariorobe4805 6 місяців тому +24

    Funnily enough he brought a LOT more attention to Portobello mushrooms by not talking about them lol

  • @OGZpc
    @OGZpc Рік тому +7646

    Wife: it's 2am where have you been
    Me: "This is an explosive area of conversation and it puts my life in danger, so I reserve the right not to answer your question"

    • @cashflowglo7262
      @cashflowglo7262 Рік тому +60

      😂

    • @qjuantum
      @qjuantum Рік тому +57

      Don’t be married if you are gonna lie

    • @jivvomun416
      @jivvomun416 Рік тому +11

      @@qjuantum don’t be a portabello downer

    • @PaRRaPWNaGe
      @PaRRaPWNaGe Рік тому +99

      This is possibly the funniest shit I've ever read.

    • @andersheaney7877
      @andersheaney7877 Рік тому +74

      This is a massively underrated comment. Well done sir.

  • @cvtemgrapes207
    @cvtemgrapes207 Рік тому +5969

    Joe knows that this is a kind of guy you don't truffle with

  • @dsloanification
    @dsloanification 4 місяці тому +13

    I like the respect Joe shows when necessary but also calls BS when necessary.

  • @DC-cy6uj
    @DC-cy6uj 27 днів тому +5

    He answered Joes question metaphorically but also literally without directly saying it. Dudes a genius.

  • @ONELETTERSHOR
    @ONELETTERSHOR Рік тому +21241

    “Jamie, pull up the video of the grizzly bear fucking up the guy that didn’t answer my question!”

  • @stevegraham3817
    @stevegraham3817 Рік тому +4345

    The first rule of Gnome Club is to never speak of Gnome Club.

    • @unmaskscience111
      @unmaskscience111 Рік тому +10

      🤣. Well that helps me understand my last 20-year relationship

    • @MeDaddy_SKG
      @MeDaddy_SKG Рік тому +16

      you comment should be rewarded handsomely LMAO

    • @srich8251
      @srich8251 Рік тому +6

      LMAO!!

    • @flippy08100
      @flippy08100 Рік тому +12

      Bro got gnome ops 💀

    • @dragons_red
      @dragons_red Рік тому +8

      Good lord these comment sections never fail... 😂

  • @Frank.and.Beanzz
    @Frank.and.Beanzz 6 місяців тому +368

    If a guy stares at u like that give him as mush room as possible.

  • @shitbeausaysofficial
    @shitbeausaysofficial 7 місяців тому +18

    So the magic mushroom guy goes Breaking bad and makes a mushroom fueled spaceship lol

  • @kylesdeadbro
    @kylesdeadbro 10 місяців тому +2102

    Joe said “Woah sorry man, I don’t want any truffle.”

    • @cosmic-fortytwo
      @cosmic-fortytwo 10 місяців тому +46

      Let's just put a cap on that topic. Please don't stalk me with more questions. This comes under the umbrella of things I don't discuss.

    • @Eliri1999
      @Eliri1999 10 місяців тому +7

      @@cosmic-fortytwo👏👏👏👏👏 like a pro my friend like a pro.

    • @Eliri1999
      @Eliri1999 10 місяців тому +11

      Lol why did not one else let you know this comment was funny as fuck.

    • @kylesdeadbro
      @kylesdeadbro 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Eliri1999 I try so hard 😪😭

    • @toads_dont_ribbit
      @toads_dont_ribbit 10 місяців тому +4

      Comment of the week

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 Рік тому +5495

    He didnt want to get into big truffle with the mushroom mafia.

  • @williamjverhagen
    @williamjverhagen 7 місяців тому +42

    Joe just looked around the schroom after he said that.

  • @Stuck.On.Savage
    @Stuck.On.Savage 7 місяців тому +9

    the way Joe said "WHOA!?!" 😂

    • @DavetheRaveDinkum
      @DavetheRaveDinkum 6 місяців тому

      Because this man's life is so very important

  • @jaybedi9178
    @jaybedi9178 Рік тому +17536

    portobello mushrooms contain a decently large amount of agaritine, which can be made in to hydrazine, which can in turn be used for explosives or rocket fuel. Agaritine is also fairly cancerous/mutagenic to humans.
    Hence - an "explosive" area of conversation.

    • @jello1847
      @jello1847 Рік тому +1991

      Thank you for this reply I was hoping someone would break it down 😂

    • @brandonknight6575
      @brandonknight6575 Рік тому +693

      Ty for explaining. I was quite perplexed by thus dudes response lol 👍🏻

    • @johngeary5436
      @johngeary5436 Рік тому +105

      Thank you

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 Рік тому +569

      What u say is true but how is it so dangerous for him to even talk about it ?

    • @jaybedi9178
      @jaybedi9178 Рік тому

      @@badabing2302 My guess is if someone does actually go ahead and make an explosive somehow out of it - then he doesn't want to be the source of that information.

  • @Avenging_Archer
    @Avenging_Archer Рік тому +3842

    Man's got the death sentence in the Mushroom Kingdom.

  • @_CHANNEL69
    @_CHANNEL69 7 місяців тому +15

    Dude these fuckin mushroom jokes are crazy lol

  • @Sab_MJsMama
    @Sab_MJsMama 7 місяців тому +11

    This is exactly why I read the comments section in these vids. I learn alot, get entertained sometimes more than the vids themselves.👍🏻👍🏻✌🏻✌🏻

  • @drumandball
    @drumandball Рік тому +5838

    I’m gonna save that line for my next job interview

    • @jraybay
      @jraybay Рік тому +12

      Lol

    • @cyberdec3pt10n8
      @cyberdec3pt10n8 Рік тому +188

      “So what is your name sir?”
      “This is an explosive topic of discussion that puts my life In danger so I reserve the right not to answer your question “

    • @Dougles_prospecting
      @Dougles_prospecting Рік тому +24

      @@cyberdec3pt10n8 wait it puts your life at danger, talking about pronouns??

    • @Dougles_prospecting
      @Dougles_prospecting Рік тому +28

      @@cyberdec3pt10n8 and he’s looking at me silently I will respectfully move on

    • @gregoriofracassi9776
      @gregoriofracassi9776 Рік тому +6

      Ahaha yea it could be used in so many contexts with those exact words

  • @DrTimWhatleyDDS
    @DrTimWhatleyDDS Рік тому +4376

    “Oh, sorry Joe. I thought you asked me for the nuclear codes. I can talk about mushrooms.”

    • @pablocampos5566
      @pablocampos5566 Рік тому +47

      i think its because the big companies that farm this mooshrooms can harm paul in some way, you know how companies work...

    • @jackgoff6215
      @jackgoff6215 Рік тому +24

      @@pablocampos5566 you fuck w the profits, you get the axe

    • @icymcspicy6684
      @icymcspicy6684 Рік тому +15

      THE NUMBERS MASON

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @carlylouis3821
      @carlylouis3821 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @moneroxmr2130
    @moneroxmr2130 7 місяців тому +6

    Next time i don't know an answer to a question, i will answer like this😂😂

  • @kevinjhuffman5009
    @kevinjhuffman5009 7 місяців тому +3

    I gave up my portobello habit when I discovered Liberty Caps. 😂😂

  • @Whichwaydidtheygo
    @Whichwaydidtheygo Рік тому +5027

    When he drives by the park the squirrels wave to him.

    • @hazzah785
      @hazzah785 Рік тому +27

      this is the greatest comment i’ve seen in a while 😂😂😂

    • @meyes1098
      @meyes1098 Рік тому +22

      You don't fuck with the squirrels!

    • @ZrMuLi
      @ZrMuLi Рік тому +2

      It's funny when I discovered this comment the like count is 666 😆😆

    • @zushibot8080
      @zushibot8080 Рік тому +8

      That rick and morty episode

    • @chickenwing8356
      @chickenwing8356 Рік тому

      ​@@ZrMuLi nobody gives a shit bro

  • @TheA1239
    @TheA1239 Рік тому +4735

    He didn’t get scared. He’s just a stand up guy that respects his guests.

    • @alonzokincaid1362
      @alonzokincaid1362 Рік тому +8

      What do you about mushrooms bruh?

    • @vampvhs
      @vampvhs Рік тому +55

      @@alonzokincaid1362 I happen to a lot about mushrooms

    • @rickdamien515
      @rickdamien515 Рік тому +24

      @@alonzokincaid1362 what are you mushroom

    • @02lswith22s
      @02lswith22s Рік тому

      da 🍄 da 🐐

    • @Pirosbor
      @Pirosbor Рік тому +16

      ​@@vampvhs
      have you ever been so far as to mushroom?

  • @albertomarin2199
    @albertomarin2199 7 місяців тому +8

    He was threatened by the king mushroom🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @niger1272
      @niger1272 6 місяців тому

      Stop 🛑 I'm laughing to hard..

  • @guyface1000
    @guyface1000 6 місяців тому +3

    He gave a clue in his answer.

  • @mrneonsplat
    @mrneonsplat Рік тому +2797

    Dude just treated Joe like a mushroom...kept him in the dark and fed him shit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ikamfuey
    @ikamfuey Рік тому +6825

    Whatever is underneath his hat is using him as a vessel.

  • @genericinternetmale14
    @genericinternetmale14 7 місяців тому +4

    Princess Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom don't fuck around

  • @chetmartin8930
    @chetmartin8930 7 місяців тому +24

    Idc, Robin Williams is still funny as hell.

  • @milanw_
    @milanw_ Рік тому +3375

    Rogan handled that situation like a true champignon

  • @AdultToons
    @AdultToons Рік тому +3018

    I'm using this exact line when I wanna get out of sticky situations.

    • @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable.
      @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable. Рік тому +102

      *_"Excuse me sir where is the restroom?"_*
      *_"This is an explosive, uh...h, area of conversation and it puts my life in danger so I, I reserve the right not to answer your question."_*

    • @daddywaddy8017
      @daddywaddy8017 Рік тому +5

      Lmaooo

    • @martinbull7541
      @martinbull7541 Рік тому +2

      Yeah it works on many levels

    • @princeross26
      @princeross26 Рік тому +26

      I already tried, my wife didn’t buy it.

    • @xolanzamusic
      @xolanzamusic Рік тому +4

      IRS?

  • @rlew8095
    @rlew8095 Місяць тому +1

    For a second, I thought he was Robin Williams lol

  • @Krotas_DeityofConflicts
    @Krotas_DeityofConflicts 23 дні тому +1

    "Negative benefits" lol

  • @TheYawningPrawn
    @TheYawningPrawn Рік тому +7378

    That’s the coolest way to say “I don’t actually know.”

    • @Danzvide
      @Danzvide Рік тому

      You are a stupid npc

    • @ho0t0w1
      @ho0t0w1 Рік тому +447

      The mob runs Portabella production, hurting their margins as the most respected mycological voice in the field would be a deadly thing to be quoted doing, and likely be read back verbatim before he became fertilizer for Portabellas on some farm somewhere. They love poetic shit like that.

    • @WesAKAthemilkman
      @WesAKAthemilkman Рік тому +23

      @@ho0t0w1huh😂😂😂

    • @yungtye
      @yungtye Рік тому +25

      Classic American mindset

    • @skypiev4438
      @skypiev4438 Рік тому +60

      @@ho0t0w1What?!? Okay I want to Google but what am I googling? “Mobs and mushrooms”? What’s the negative effect of portobellos?

  • @joshpandola
    @joshpandola Рік тому +3155

    “Puts your life in danger talking about portobello mushrooms?” Is one of the funniest statements I’ve heard in awhile

    • @ahgcomegaguardian5575
      @ahgcomegaguardian5575 Рік тому +92

      Must've had a bad trip where something told him to hush about it all

    • @SATOSANNN
      @SATOSANNN Рік тому +34

      Apparently there’s a portobello mafia that he doesn’t want to anger

    • @joblo6394
      @joblo6394 Рік тому +220

      @@SATOSANNNI met a dude from the portabella mafia ….not a fungi

    • @jasonc6241992
      @jasonc6241992 Рік тому +45

      I think it's because they're not real mushrooms and if he talks badly and costs them sales, he won't get funding to do what he loves.

    • @Gerlaffy
      @Gerlaffy Рік тому +11

      Yeahhh the dude is deluded

  • @eugenioasanchezperez8308
    @eugenioasanchezperez8308 7 місяців тому +2

    Im still looking for that “scared” part lol

  • @johnsitanggang
    @johnsitanggang 7 місяців тому +4

    Now we understand the negative effects of that mushroom.

  • @reginaldinoenchillada3513
    @reginaldinoenchillada3513 Рік тому +2114

    Saying it from under that mushroom hat gives it another level of reality.

    • @enriquescott2983
      @enriquescott2983 Рік тому +5

      I've been cooking and baking for over 30 years portobello mushrooms I think your guess has been sampling some other fungus besides the portobello mushrooms you might consider interviewing them before you put them on your show😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉

    • @ExploringJ
      @ExploringJ Рік тому +12

      People are clowning this guy. But he owns multiple companies and is extremely smart. Portobello producers are a niche business that is massive. You know how they are in every grocery store ? He was sued for producing medicine from portobellos, which is a big no-no. Like lays and their potatoes

    • @johnmoran7902
      @johnmoran7902 Рік тому +3

      You obviously don't have the slightest idea who "mushroom hat guy" is. But you just made yourself look cheap

    • @infernaldaedra
      @infernaldaedra Рік тому +3

      ​@@enriquescott2983 that guy is alot more accomplished than you are thinking you know something. This is an... What did he say... He wasn't being paranoid at all.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Рік тому +3

      ​@@johnmoran7902 Calm down, don't get you fungies in a bunch.

  • @Mumspaghettti
    @Mumspaghettti Рік тому +4756

    Mushroom Mafia ain't no joke bruh

  • @gideon7359
    @gideon7359 6 місяців тому +1

    You can feel the tension in the shroom.

  • @kyriosgab7854
    @kyriosgab7854 7 місяців тому +2

    Bro is being silenced by Smurfcat

    • @niger1272
      @niger1272 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm weak assss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂fffffffff

  • @DragonSlayer-ho4mi
    @DragonSlayer-ho4mi Рік тому +1734

    Guy is treating rogan like a mushroom... keeping him in the dark.

  • @whoeverofhowevermany
    @whoeverofhowevermany Рік тому +1395

    Nintendo owns him. He knows where Goombas truly come from.

    • @mynameisearl7537
      @mynameisearl7537 Рік тому +5

      Italy 🇮🇹

    • @grandcommander1140
      @grandcommander1140 Рік тому

      Walter: Say @My Name!
      You: Heisenberg
      Walter: You're god damn right!

    • @shawnfarrell9979
      @shawnfarrell9979 Рік тому +2

      Hahaah!!!

    • @whoeverofhowevermany
      @whoeverofhowevermany Рік тому +1

      😂 i love getting the like notifications, because they remind me of how funny all of the funny comments on this are.

    • @davissh3626
      @davissh3626 Рік тому +2

      Has Anyone seen that Nicholas Cage movie called "Pig" it Shows how Weird these Truffle Guys are! The premise..he uses a pig to find truffles, and the repercussion that follows..

  • @MinibikeMike1
    @MinibikeMike1 День тому

    Joe's definitely not scared of a barstool

  • @TrealTalk187
    @TrealTalk187 22 дні тому +1

    Just saved himself from being on the C.I.A blacklist

  • @soxrule74
    @soxrule74 Рік тому +5077

    Joe tried to get him to talk about it, but there wasn't mushroom for conversation on the topic.

  • @moonandstars713
    @moonandstars713 Рік тому +1741

    He’s not being a fungi right now

  • @80RedRock
    @80RedRock 6 місяців тому +1

    He's afraid Bowser might see this.

  • @jz3894
    @jz3894 7 місяців тому +4

    portobello mushrooms contain a decently large amount of agaritine, which can be made in to hydrazine, which can in turn be used for explosives or rocket fuel. Agaritine is also fairly cancerous/mutagenic to humans.
    That's my best bet as to why he wouldn't talk about it, though the threat to his life I would think is more for comic effect

    • @eggproductions9683
      @eggproductions9683 6 місяців тому

      I think it was because the cartel deals it and maybe he had had a run in with them

  • @simranathwal747
    @simranathwal747 Рік тому +3610

    Ironically one of the negative effects is intense fear and paranoia 😂😂 this guy was definitely high

    • @alejandroochoa3541
      @alejandroochoa3541 Рік тому +34

      Bruuuuuh 💀💀😂😂

    • @UCHPodcast
      @UCHPodcast Рік тому +5

      My psychedelic experience: “Fu*k Joe Rogan!” Kenny & Logic Eps 004
      ua-cam.com/video/daVW3rP-gmw/v-deo.html

    • @skippercow
      @skippercow Рік тому +27

      He was was loaded up on the Shrooms 🤣🤣🤣

    • @erict3728
      @erict3728 Рік тому +11

      Lmao. Funny and true(in the case of psychoactive mushrooms, it's a possible side effect)That's golden. Nice

    • @cheriedeurope
      @cheriedeurope Рік тому +4

      your comment is so hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Hootch514
    @Hootch514 Рік тому +15762

    It’s a billion dollar industry and he doesn’t want to end up sleeping with the mushrooms.

    • @daered
      @daered Рік тому +365

      "sleeping with the mushrooms" hahaha

    • @Randomperson-if4hy
      @Randomperson-if4hy Рік тому +910

      @Jaybird It’s like that dude who figured out how to invent a car that runs on water, he was poisoned, and later on someone broke into his home and destroyed the car. The oil industry is far too powerful.

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 Рік тому +105

      ​@@Randomperson-if4hyI didn't know that they stole the car too.

    • @xehP
      @xehP Рік тому +84

      He asked for negative benefits, not positive, so I don't think billion dollar industries would care.
      Okay, I think OP meant billion dollar psilocybin industries, they don’t exist so I thought he meant the pharma industry, hence why I said “they wouldn’t care”, if anything they’d benefit.

    • @fatbroccoli8
      @fatbroccoli8 Рік тому +16

      @@beetlejuice4357he didn't say they stole it though?

  • @TomTom-ks2ol
    @TomTom-ks2ol 7 місяців тому +117

    He moved on as shroom as possible.

  • @timothydrumm2846
    @timothydrumm2846 7 місяців тому +1

    Poor fellow guest - may he overcome his fears and find true PEACE in his SOUL!

  • @grimngruesome8988
    @grimngruesome8988 Рік тому +2472

    I'm using this to answer shit I don't know in nearly every situation.

    • @MicahFunk
      @MicahFunk Рік тому +51

      Followed by saying, "I have spoken."

    • @alwaysquestionyouropinions1119
      @alwaysquestionyouropinions1119 Рік тому +18

      ​@@MicahFunk this is the way😅

    • @T57Custodian
      @T57Custodian Рік тому +9

      ​@@MicahFunkThis is the way

    • @greentea203
      @greentea203 Рік тому +5

      Hey how are you today ?
      me : I'm sorry but if I tell you about it I might die...

    • @thatsworrisome
      @thatsworrisome Рік тому +7

      😂 aka the "death stare" perfected by my ex mother-in-law. Worked for 23.5 solid f-n years!

  • @rotorbob
    @rotorbob 11 місяців тому +2947

    He looks really serious but I’m sure he’s normally a fungi.

    • @rotorbob
      @rotorbob 11 місяців тому +70

      @AlexSalas-pt5qc Thank you very mush.

    • @dnasty9673
      @dnasty9673 11 місяців тому +29

      THERE ISNT MUSH ROOM FOR COMMENTS LIKE THIS… sorry I don’t mean to cap.

    • @Linda-sk9hl
      @Linda-sk9hl 11 місяців тому +1

      Funny!

    • @shvettyballs7045
      @shvettyballs7045 11 місяців тому +1

      Nice! Loves me the corny stuff!

    • @I_forgot309
      @I_forgot309 11 місяців тому +10

      "Dad can we please just eat dinner"

  • @sueznann8927
    @sueznann8927 7 місяців тому +1

    And I didn’t expect that, Joe was going to say puts your life in danger talking about ‘Portabella mushrooms’ 👀

  • @shagadellik
    @shagadellik Рік тому +3849

    This is really the perfect answer to any question you don't know or don't want to answer.

    • @Entroxity
      @Entroxity Рік тому +42

      “what’s the time?”

    • @Streetnamedak
      @Streetnamedak Рік тому +93

      @@Entroxity “so this is legitimately an atomic area of conversation. My life is at risk speaking on this topic. I’m denying any answers. I don’t know.”

    • @AnotherLameBot
      @AnotherLameBot Рік тому +19

      You couldn’t be more wrong, have you any idea who this is ? Think about it, big companies, big money, life is cheap.

    • @sabre22b
      @sabre22b Рік тому +4

      ​@@Entroxityportabello mushrooms

    • @michaeldrake4090
      @michaeldrake4090 Рік тому +2

      He can’t be in the same room as a mushroom but if says he can’t be in a room with a mushroom do you think some jack ass is going to try and prove him wrong yeah probably or he really ha some bad mushrooms and he is tripping. But he can’t say that he had some mushrooms because!!!!? Wait a minute did I have some mushrooms

  • @jorgeirizarry5971
    @jorgeirizarry5971 Рік тому +2126

    He got red pilled and escaped Jumanji.

  • @donaldlucier652
    @donaldlucier652 3 місяці тому

    Loving
    all the mushroom jokes lmao awesome

  • @TheRexTera
    @TheRexTera 4 дні тому

    “My next mushroom trip will be in a mushroom cloud if I keep talking”

  • @Lord_Pilaf
    @Lord_Pilaf Рік тому +3927

    He's obviously a whistle blower from the Mushroom Kingdom and doesn't want to be extradited

  • @kainejoyes2981
    @kainejoyes2981 Рік тому +1885

    Handled with Grace, challenged once, then moved on. Well played joe

    • @manthonymgk
      @manthonymgk Рік тому

      Lol what a fool

    • @phillipwiltz7842
      @phillipwiltz7842 Рік тому +3

      Beta ammi right?

    • @hdjono3351
      @hdjono3351 Рік тому +6

      @@phillipwiltz7842 yooooo frrr bro mega bita moment

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Рік тому +2

      Kinda silly the dude say quietly when he asked again. Like you already said what you said.

    • @Zeegoner
      @Zeegoner Рік тому

      @@phillipwiltz7842 *mere beta

  • @vipertails
    @vipertails 6 місяців тому

    Joe - "Jaime lull up that video of a bear eating a mushroom"

  • @mikeh.753
    @mikeh.753 3 дні тому

    That Peter Pan hat me rolling.

  • @paulmwilson62
    @paulmwilson62 Рік тому +2044

    With that level of paranoia, I'm assuming the mushrooms he ate were not portobello.

    • @honey_almond_eyes
      @honey_almond_eyes Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @terrychant4365
      @terrychant4365 Рік тому +20

      Not quite, more like he's a conman

    • @-Darko-
      @-Darko- Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @Catherine.Dorian.
      @Catherine.Dorian. Рік тому +13

      Yeah rofl I don’t take half of Rogans guests seriously most seem like they have an IV of magic mushrooms

    • @MichaelKoenig-ng3vd
      @MichaelKoenig-ng3vd Рік тому +10

      ​@@gabriellegilbert5239 gaaaaaawd......nothing worse than somebody who is "into" psychedelics....

  • @DBZSeanzie
    @DBZSeanzie Рік тому +1609

    The mushroom kingdom demands his silence by threat of death

    • @Mehoyboi
      @Mehoyboi Рік тому +8

      All will bow to the mushroom tip.

    • @davidmunroe-glada2098
      @davidmunroe-glada2098 Рік тому

      It’s on the order of Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, best to not cross that line of no return….. 👽

    • @LunarXZ_
      @LunarXZ_ Рік тому +2

      @@davidmunroe-glada2098 wut

    • @whitecobraun4195
      @whitecobraun4195 Рік тому +1

      Lmfaooooo

    • @lordartos8222
      @lordartos8222 Рік тому

      Yea.. Princess Peach aint the one to reckon with

  • @Week141
    @Week141 2 місяці тому +1

    I think I’m gonna start living of portobello mushrooms🤔

  • @johnsnow6946
    @johnsnow6946 7 місяців тому +1

    This is what a good host does.

  • @noods8654
    @noods8654 Рік тому +3187

    Plot twist, he came uninformed and didn’t want to be embarrassed

  • @scottspangler8073
    @scottspangler8073 Рік тому +1921

    1st rule of portobello mushrooms is you don't speak about portobello mushrooms

    • @Jared_Hangluah
      @Jared_Hangluah Рік тому +6

      They already did . Might as well finish 🤣 I bet the sound of crickets will fill the building after he said it and wait on something to happen

    • @renaudperron8451
      @renaudperron8451 Рік тому +10

      Second rule of portobello mushrooms. You don’t speak about portobello mushrooms.

    • @Rubaduck
      @Rubaduck Рік тому +3

      @@renaudperron8451 nah that was fight club, The second rule of portobello mushrooms is they are great in stew

    • @witcherbob
      @witcherbob Рік тому

      2nd rule is you just buy and eat portobello mushrooms if ya want 😅

    • @tardwrangler
      @tardwrangler Рік тому +1

      Are the portobello mushrooms in the room with us right now?
      * Scratches my mushroom cap *

  • @LionofJudah222
    @LionofJudah222 7 годин тому

    Joe Rogan is one of the most classiest hosts🙌💯

  • @urbanguru1642
    @urbanguru1642 7 місяців тому +2

    Guy has no shroom for people mushin' around.

  • @desmeondwallace3290
    @desmeondwallace3290 Рік тому +1637

    Has a killer mushroom under his hat listening to him

  • @quentinmichel7581
    @quentinmichel7581 7 місяців тому +1

    Thank you all for the great fungi puns 🍄🍄😂

  • @thomasgary1219
    @thomasgary1219 5 місяців тому

    Joe is always polite to his guests

  • @statefarmdad
    @statefarmdad 11 місяців тому +1075

    He turned joes studio into a HUSHROOM.

    • @jrevolutionz
      @jrevolutionz 11 місяців тому +6

      😂😂

    • @mattblack133
      @mattblack133 11 місяців тому +3

      Well done.

    • @Jerree
      @Jerree 11 місяців тому +1

      Swing and a miss

    • @teresasundquist633
      @teresasundquist633 11 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂 I'm cracking up with this hushroom statement 🤣

    • @jrevolutionz
      @jrevolutionz 11 місяців тому +1

      @teresasundquist633 same it gets everytime someone reply 😂

  • @scrotalbutter
    @scrotalbutter 8 місяців тому +4843

    The chemical in portobello mushrooms named "Agaratine" can be converted to hydrazine the shit that makes rocket fuel or explosives. Hence why he said "this is an explosive topic"

    • @MrKGKaufman
      @MrKGKaufman 7 місяців тому +516

      Thank you for actually providing an answer

    • @Trout-Anator
      @Trout-Anator 7 місяців тому +27

      TY

    • @bmanski9551
      @bmanski9551 7 місяців тому +81

      Whoa, whoa!
      Wait, I'm a way too busy middle-class American with a very little chemistry background, da fuck? Any links I can quickly read while taking a shit? BTW, that's "TM" coined by yours truly... LMFAO

    • @scrotalbutter
      @scrotalbutter 7 місяців тому +129

      @@bmanski9551 what are you on about

    • @SBlazeable
      @SBlazeable 7 місяців тому +68

      nobody needs to be dealing with hydrazine, the hollywood movies downplay the destructiveness of a single interaction with a spark around any amount of hydrazine. 0-700*C in an instant you'd vaporize

  • @bison2022
    @bison2022 Місяць тому

    Gotta love all the off the cuff remarkes made

  • @SuzanneLee-eu5es
    @SuzanneLee-eu5es 15 днів тому

    Come on joe, your not that stupid. " SURELY"😂❤

  • @kevinsamuelsghost685
    @kevinsamuelsghost685 Рік тому +3157

    Dude reacted like Joe asked him who was in Jeffery Epstein's black book 😂

    • @TimathProd
      @TimathProd Рік тому +44

      See that’s the problem, you don’t even know what they’re talking about.. do some research on why he said that and maybe that’ll change you mind bud. I’ll give you 3 words “ portobello mushroom and cancer” do your research.

    • @vGosha_
      @vGosha_ Рік тому +2

      @@TimathProd thank you

    • @MoffGideon339
      @MoffGideon339 Рік тому +1

      @@TimathProd it’s fake

    • @wambamthankumam
      @wambamthankumam Рік тому +96

      ​​@@TimathProd That's 4 words. You can't even count to 4.

    • @craigjohnson9605
      @craigjohnson9605 Рік тому +9

      @@wambamthankumam 😂

  • @Louey_
    @Louey_ Рік тому +3872

    He witnessed a murder and the mushrooms told him to keep his mouth shut

    • @sick3795
      @sick3795 Рік тому +14

      Funniest comment ive seen this month bro

    • @SajidAli-ip7ov
      @SajidAli-ip7ov Рік тому +7

      This made me chuckle.

    • @tankajahari6433
      @tankajahari6433 Рік тому +2

      or some mushrooms saw him cheat the scale at the self checkout

    • @nicholasvaldivieso
      @nicholasvaldivieso Рік тому +3

      Funny, very ,very!
      I would have never come up with that

    • @branjosnow6244
      @branjosnow6244 Рік тому +2

      He doesn't leave mushroom for any doubt.

  • @kdott9476
    @kdott9476 7 місяців тому +17

    A negative effect of portabello mushrooms is paranoia. I take this guy with a huge grain of salt

  • @retrofan2630
    @retrofan2630 27 днів тому

    Amazing information Ivy. Glad I found your channel.

  • @hammerforged9134
    @hammerforged9134 Рік тому +598

    The guest was so serious he’s usually such a fungi

    • @diggernicks
      @diggernicks Рік тому +47

      To be fair, he didn't get mushroom to answer

    • @ethanpierce324
      @ethanpierce324 Рік тому +5

      @@diggernicks 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rinnypink
      @rinnypink Рік тому +12

      It was a innocent question no need to get spore.

    • @jessicaC8083
      @jessicaC8083 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @thewhateverwhatnot6314
      @thewhateverwhatnot6314 Рік тому +5

      I’m about to kill this dad joke thread…….so I hear the Fun-Guy has a girlfriend, like him they say she’s a fun-gal….i hear their friend group is mushrooming, they have this one fawn friend Garry but they all call him fun-gus…..but there was this one in morel guy who was kinda too much street for them and they had to decompose that friendship’s growth, guy went by Al-Gae. Guess he moss of been a real infection. Although I heard it’s because the fun-guy is into smut and Al-Gae just loves his job and does whatever the workers at the cereal mill-dew………aaaaannnnndddddd it’s dead lmao