Fontaines D.C. - Romance ALBUM REVIEW

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  • Опубліковано 7 лис 2024

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  • @daiidafluu
    @daiidafluu 2 місяці тому +2349

    Maturing is realizing fantano’s not always right and thats okay

    • @TheNizoubizou
      @TheNizoubizou 2 місяці тому +115

      and also realizing people have different tastes and opinions.

    • @wox4f
      @wox4f 2 місяці тому +48

      @@TheNizoubizou no, they don't

    • @deepseaape
      @deepseaape 2 місяці тому +66

      Deriding your entire music taste on what reviewers and critics have to say is insane imo.
      His opinion is no more important than yours at the end of the day.

    • @noahshighlightreel
      @noahshighlightreel 2 місяці тому +10

      No shit???

    • @OwenRyall
      @OwenRyall 2 місяці тому +9

      Wdym "right"? No music takes can be right or wrong lmao

  • @krusiee
    @krusiee 2 місяці тому +1143

    I’m disappointed, but at least we actually got a review for them this time.

    • @ale305z
      @ale305z 2 місяці тому +94

      He didn't review Skinty Fia because he didn't know how to trash it

    • @robertgardin4971
      @robertgardin4971 2 місяці тому +4

      Oh no your opinion is not validated r u gonna be ok? This album sucks

    • @julerbag
      @julerbag 2 місяці тому +54

      ​@@robertgardin4971 lol who hurt you

    • @JMD166
      @JMD166 2 місяці тому

      Spot on Fantano

    • @krusiee
      @krusiee 2 місяці тому

      @@robertgardin4971chill tf out mate😂

  • @LindsayHands
    @LindsayHands 2 місяці тому +902

    I don’t even care Starburster is still SOTY for me

    • @timmemmo4051
      @timmemmo4051 2 місяці тому +31

      Genuine hard agree

    • @sanfordcurtis8242
      @sanfordcurtis8242 2 місяці тому +18

      I’ve listened to it over 100 times

    • @ffwlpe
      @ffwlpe 2 місяці тому +7

      fr i can't stop listening to it

    • @oliver1784
      @oliver1784 2 місяці тому +4

      that is a healthy mindset when it comes to others opinions

    • @erik4121
      @erik4121 2 місяці тому +5

      wait.... who are you

  • @prayeddanny
    @prayeddanny 2 місяці тому +1856

    If their name was Fantanos D.C. you would've given them a 9/10.

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 2 місяці тому +29

      Or 10/10 if it was called To Pimp a Fontaine.

    • @prayeddanny
      @prayeddanny 2 місяці тому +1

      @@fortynights1513 He'd come back to Rate Your Music to rate it 5 stars if it was My Fontaine Valentine.

    • @Ollieisskaxxx
      @Ollieisskaxxx 2 місяці тому

      If their name was Ronnie Radke you would've given them a 0/10

    • @pointlessfeature
      @pointlessfeature 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@fortynights1513wow what a comedian

    • @robiu013
      @robiu013 2 місяці тому +1

      666 likes, i don't dare destroying that

  • @matthewfbridges
    @matthewfbridges 2 місяці тому +356

    I sadly just don’t think Fantano “gets” Fontaines. His main criticism of Skinty Fia was “it’s not passionate enough”, which is the one criticism you could never make about the album. This is an excellent record, I really though Fantano would enjoy it.

    • @4eyeT
      @4eyeT 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@5wheels178 Unremarkable in comparison to whom?

    • @4eyeT
      @4eyeT 2 місяці тому +15

      @@5wheels178 Should be easy to share a handful of examples? Even from this year alone?

    • @MrCian47
      @MrCian47 2 місяці тому +14

      @@4eyeTdoesn’t look like he can.

    • @4eyeT
      @4eyeT 2 місяці тому +4

      @@MrCian47 As I thought aha

    • @byronteehandunne
      @byronteehandunne Місяць тому +3

      @@5wheels178I love you till the grass around my gravestone is deceased is a fantastic and poetic lyric as is the rest of their songs

  • @Holdyehorses
    @Holdyehorses 2 місяці тому +287

    Big fan of this album. While I agree some of the songs could have more interesting structure, I find the lead vocals to be so expressive and evocative it really makes the album for me. Such a cool attitude and tone for the whole album

    • @escourge323131
      @escourge323131 2 місяці тому +9

      Also the songs don’t need that, they aren’t Nirvana or Radiohead or Smashing pumpkins. This is Fontaines DC. With this album I got one of the best rock songs I’ve listened this Year Starbuster along with 4 excellent songs (Here’s the thing, Desire, Sundowner, Romance) and the rest of the album seems very decent to me. I ask no more from a post punk influenced band that young

    • @venny1232
      @venny1232 2 місяці тому

      Yes but it's just a shame the music is so uninteresting.

    • @TheMrmatthewparker
      @TheMrmatthewparker 2 місяці тому +2

      @@venny1232says you

  • @MUSE1795
    @MUSE1795 2 місяці тому +435

    Fontaines will never catch a break from the melon. They're so fucking good and not a single good review lol

    • @konstantinjarkov
      @konstantinjarkov 2 місяці тому +2

      melon liked dogrel

    • @icebarice
      @icebarice 2 місяці тому +19

      True. He's shit on every Fontaines album. They are fantastic live.

    • @MUSE1795
      @MUSE1795 2 місяці тому +13

      No he didn't. He thought it was mid ​@@konstantinjarkov

    • @Jon-cw8bb
      @Jon-cw8bb 2 місяці тому

      He thought it wasn't good. Featured in a YUNOREVIEW roundup where he said it was not interesting enough to warrant a review. ​@@konstantinjarkov

    • @K_DC
      @K_DC 2 місяці тому +1

      5 on his scale is average. From belle curve perspective, it's normal.

  • @kaden6307
    @kaden6307 2 місяці тому +1405

    A 5 on this album is crazy

    • @apeheadboink
      @apeheadboink 2 місяці тому +67

      not reallly

    • @caidenf.3229
      @caidenf.3229 2 місяці тому +28

      I gave it a 4. Sucks because star burster is one of my favorite tracks this year.

    • @apeheadboink
      @apeheadboink 2 місяці тому +27

      @@caidenf.3229 a lot of this thing is so boring its crazy Starburster was made by the same people its like a tease

    • @Billiamwoods
      @Billiamwoods 2 місяці тому +23

      ​@@caidenf.3229 I was so disappointed with the album after hearing that song. You go from one of your hardest-hitting, most sonically diverse albums to that song and I'm like "damn, we're gonna take it even further" and then it's just D-tier indie-alt rock

    • @Fat-Jim
      @Fat-Jim 2 місяці тому +11

      Another Fontaines album banger must be met with an equal Fantano review clanger whaddyagonnado

  • @360NoSigma
    @360NoSigma 2 місяці тому +68

    0:01 intro
    0:50 cal chuchesta
    1:00 1 minute in review
    2:00 2 minutes in review
    3:00 3 minutes in review
    4:00 4 minutes in review
    5:00 5 minutes in review
    6:00 6 minutes in review
    6:04 end

    • @markarthguard4356
      @markarthguard4356 25 днів тому +2

      Would've been absolutely lost without this bro, the world needs this

  • @purplegnome396
    @purplegnome396 2 місяці тому +144

    Criminal rating honestly

  • @wpbn5613
    @wpbn5613 2 місяці тому +581

    If this was called Imaginal Disk by Magdalena Bay, you wouldn't have given it a review today

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 2 місяці тому +1

      Thank goodness we see a 9/10

    • @autumnymeow
      @autumnymeow 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@thecinematicmindimaginal disk is NOT worse than brat...

    • @finallydan
      @finallydan 2 місяці тому +2

      @@autumnymeowbeat was so mid

    • @glorious4897
      @glorious4897 2 місяці тому +1

      google send me this guys address google how far is the drive to this guys house

    • @Mr.Spock_
      @Mr.Spock_ 7 днів тому

      ​@@finallydanBrat may not be a 10/10 album, but it's still fucking great. Saying it's 'mid' is criminal

  • @Postpunk-cx1ph
    @Postpunk-cx1ph 2 місяці тому +134

    Pretty much nailed my initial thoughts on first listen but….. I find all their albums to be growers and it doesn’t take long before tracks get under my skin and I really start to enjoy them.

    • @117JohnnyB
      @117JohnnyB 2 місяці тому +10

      This. On first listen it's a meh bar a few outstanding tracks. Then slowly but surely...it's a great album, an oasis in the dead landscape of Rock N Roll.

    • @guxt65
      @guxt65 2 місяці тому +2

      Exactly!!! Same here. Every day I have a new favorite song.

    • @goldie481
      @goldie481 2 місяці тому +2

      Except this one seems to be written to be immediately accessible. None of the songs have grown on me yet and I'm already tired of all the singles. Meanwhile I could still listen to Jackie Down the line for another few years and still find things to appreciate about it.

    • @theuncrediblehaak
      @theuncrediblehaak 2 місяці тому

      @@goldie481 Agree with this after one listen. Skinty Fia was an instant classic for me from first listen and like you said this one feels like it’s trying to be more accessible, so you would expect it to be more immediate. I’m a massive Fontaines fan, but was disappointed on first listen. I thought the flow/pacing was kinda off, and some tracks seemed out of place, like the Depeche Mode style first track. Still love Starburster. I’m gonna give it a chance to grow on me. Maybe I’ll come back to this and wonder wtf I was talking about.

  • @thomasmatney3680
    @thomasmatney3680 29 днів тому +13

    This gives the vibe of an American unable to understand a different culture

  • @squanchybiscuit5233
    @squanchybiscuit5233 2 місяці тому +293

    this might be ur worst rating of the year anthony

  • @ChristianJHudson
    @ChristianJHudson 2 місяці тому +194

    This the same man that gave lil pump a 7

  • @TheDiamond-sw3qp
    @TheDiamond-sw3qp 2 місяці тому +297

    A 5 is absolutely mental.

    • @ericzace
      @ericzace 2 місяці тому +17

      “Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been a statue erected to a critic"
      Always good to remember that

    • @guxt65
      @guxt65 2 місяці тому +11

      The Guardian: 10
      NME: 10
      Dork: 10
      DIY: 10
      The Skinny: 10
      MusicOMH;: 10
      The FT: 10
      The Arts Desk: 10
      The Paste Magazine: 9.2
      SPIN; 9.1
      Under The Radar: 9.0
      The Line of Best Fit: 9.0
      Clash: 9
      PopMatters: 9
      God Is The TV: 9
      XS Noise: 9
      The Irish Times: 9
      Far Out: 9
      Northen Transmissions: 8.8
      Sputnik Music (staff): 8.4
      Beats Per Minute: 8
      The Observer: 8
      Rolling Stone: 8
      Spill Magazine: 8
      Exclaim: 8
      All Music: 8
      The Independent: 8
      Uncut: 8
      Mojo: 8
      Record Collector: 8
      Loud and Quiet: 8
      Pitchfork: 7.7
      This time as many other times, this nerd is horribly wrong.

    • @seamusomuineachain
      @seamusomuineachain 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@ericzace Actually, renowned movie critic Roger Ebert had a statue erected in his honour.

    • @REBELnanMAN
      @REBELnanMAN 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@guxt65 but it's just his opinion

    • @ileutur6863
      @ileutur6863 Місяць тому

      ​@@guxt65 Its a mid album, deal with it

  • @ewest14
    @ewest14 2 місяці тому +259

    You really think Sabrina Carpenter’s album is better than this? I understand not giving this an 8 or 9, but a 5?

    • @default3252
      @default3252 2 місяці тому +21

      You really don't see why someone would prefer Sabrina?

    • @RickyPro888
      @RickyPro888 2 місяці тому +53

      @@default3252 for one song maybe but the whole album? Nah

    • @shrisiva4016
      @shrisiva4016 2 місяці тому +10

      ​​@@default3252No? Unless you're talking about her appearance I don't see how

    • @default3252
      @default3252 2 місяці тому +6

      @@shrisiva4016 You're missing out. I'll be jamming to Bed Chem for the 900th time

    • @alreadycomplete1213
      @alreadycomplete1213 2 місяці тому +28

      Anthony rates albums against the band itself and their progress or lack thereof and against the genre. To giblbe Sabrina a 6 and Fontaines a 5 is apples and oranges. When will people begin to understand this and let go
      Like? It's his opinion too why should it matter to your enjoyment of the music?

  • @tommulcahy1356
    @tommulcahy1356 2 місяці тому +134

    Horrific take

    • @leonhaven6262
      @leonhaven6262 15 днів тому

      an accurate one though, so it doesn't matter.

  • @taintedtapper
    @taintedtapper 2 місяці тому +114

    if this were Death and Romance it would be a 9/10

  • @Poulton64
    @Poulton64 2 місяці тому +7

    I don't think Fantano really understands Post-Punk that comes from UK and Ireland. He doesn't have the cultural connection to the music or the background of the artist. It really is a product of its social and political environment and through no fault of his own he simply won't have the tools to evaluate it through that lens

  • @defnotisaiah3210
    @defnotisaiah3210 2 місяці тому +155

    a 10 always comes after a 5. guess mag bay is next (i made this up)

  • @guxt65
    @guxt65 2 місяці тому +8

    The Guardian: 10
    NME: 10
    Dork: 10
    DIY: 10
    The Skinny: 10
    MusicOMH;: 10
    The FT: 10
    The Arts Desk: 10
    The Paste Magazine: 9.2
    SPIN; 9.1
    Under The Radar: 9.0
    The Line of Best Fit: 9.0
    Clash: 9
    PopMatters: 9
    God Is The TV: 9
    XS Noise: 9
    The Irish Times: 9
    Far Out: 9
    Northen Transmissions: 8.8
    Sputnik Music (staff): 8.4
    Beats Per Minute: 8
    The Observer: 8
    Rolling Stone: 8
    Spill Magazine: 8
    Exclaim: 8
    All Music: 8
    The Independent: 8
    Uncut: 8
    Mojo: 8
    Record Collector: 8
    Loud and Quiet: 8
    Pitchfork: 7.7
    Get a new haircut, Fantano. This time YOU ARE HORRIBLY WRONG.

    • @leonhaven6262
      @leonhaven6262 15 днів тому

      The critics are overhyping it. The album has a score of 79/100

  • @pablosantisbon7232
    @pablosantisbon7232 2 місяці тому +118

    Desire or death kink not being on the fav tracks is crazy

    • @SEX_ON_DRUGS
      @SEX_ON_DRUGS 2 місяці тому

      death kink bangs hard

    • @jayp7552
      @jayp7552 2 місяці тому +14

      ikr, and sundowner being the worst song?!! i feel like he didnt even listen to the same album that i did...

    • @caidenf.3229
      @caidenf.3229 2 місяці тому

      @@jayp7552boring moody slop imo

    • @sherman8r1998
      @sherman8r1998 5 днів тому

      How can you listen to Death Kink and think "nah this is not an absolute banger"

  • @shanet3478
    @shanet3478 2 місяці тому +59

    Bro a 5. This album is atleast a 7

    • @mytakeonlife17
      @mytakeonlife17 2 місяці тому

      Even if we're being charitable and account only for the singles the bangers alone are enough to make it a 6/10 I think the hype heavily hindered their ability to rate higher but 5 def feels low

    • @guxt65
      @guxt65 2 місяці тому +2

      The Guardian: 10
      NME: 10
      Dork: 10
      DIY: 10
      The Skinny: 10
      MusicOMH;: 10
      The FT: 10
      The Arts Desk: 10
      The Paste Magazine: 9.2
      SPIN; 9.1
      Under The Radar: 9.0
      The Line of Best Fit: 9.0
      Clash: 9
      PopMatters: 9
      God Is The TV: 9
      XS Noise: 9
      The Irish Times: 9
      Far Out: 9
      Northen Transmissions: 8.8
      Sputnik Music (staff): 8.4
      Beats Per Minute: 8
      The Observer: 8
      Rolling Stone: 8
      Spill Magazine: 8
      Exclaim: 8
      All Music: 8
      The Independent: 8
      Uncut: 8
      Mojo: 8
      Record Collector: 8
      Loud and Quiet: 8
      Pitchfork: 7.7
      This time as many other times, this nerd is horribly wrong.

  • @JohnnyGravesUK
    @JohnnyGravesUK 2 місяці тому +16

    YM Mate, sorry but this is a brilliant album, how can you give this a 5 out of 10?! Sorry but this is a mental review! At least an 8 out of 10.

  • @Jumsut_
    @Jumsut_ 2 місяці тому +93

    Antknee surely you mean 5/5

  • @CDPlayer1994
    @CDPlayer1994 2 місяці тому +16

    The problem with Fantano is that in his weekly track roundups he will shit on songs (Favourite from this record, Espresso from the Sabrina Carpenter album he just reviewed, and MANY MANY OTHERS) that will then end up being praised and called one of the albums highlights once the album is out and he reviews the whole project... It makes me think, how many of his album reviews would have a higher/lower score if he just gave the albums more than 1 week max to review.
    Anyways this record is an 8/10 at the lowest and I REFUTE YOUR CLAIMS MELON.

  • @timmemmo4051
    @timmemmo4051 2 місяці тому +149

    Wow Fantano thinks completely differently about this one than most other critics. This is getting insanely popular reception

    • @caidenf.3229
      @caidenf.3229 2 місяці тому +32

      Yeah I thought I was nuts when I saw the score on aoty. I personally thought it was like a 4. I was very disappointed after enjoying star burster a ton when the single dropped.

    • @timmemmo4051
      @timmemmo4051 2 місяці тому +10

      @@caidenf.3229 yeah I agreed initially but after many listens it's really growing on me, but only to the point of like an 8. Starburster is easily the best track though

    • @BrianDePalmaII
      @BrianDePalmaII 2 місяці тому +19

      To be fair, the critics are overhyping it. It's good, but not some masterpiece.

    • @matthewgreen4236
      @matthewgreen4236 2 місяці тому +10

      because it's a great album, and clearly one of the best of the year.

    • @K4neki_CNTP
      @K4neki_CNTP 2 місяці тому +8

      critics have been hyping up fontaines d.c. for a long time now. look at the average critic score of skinty fia. this and the discrepancy to fantano‘s reviews aren’t anything new.

  • @Instajke
    @Instajke 2 місяці тому +35

    Sundowner is one the best ones, Anthony.

  • @WHITEPERSUAS1ON
    @WHITEPERSUAS1ON 2 місяці тому +241

    Magdalena Bay next? Please

    • @infernus1624
      @infernus1624 2 місяці тому +42

      Fr bro he better give a 10 too

    • @alexanderg7244
      @alexanderg7244 2 місяці тому +29

      He's taking longer because he's about to give it a 10

    • @tescomealdeals
      @tescomealdeals 2 місяці тому +16

      @@infernus1624why would he give a 10 to a completely middle of the road synth pop album?

    • @alexanderg7244
      @alexanderg7244 2 місяці тому +129

      @@tescomealdeals Me when I lie

    • @antiksur8883
      @antiksur8883 2 місяці тому +16

      ​​@@tescomealdealsBecause he likes it, as evidenced by his weekly track roundups and reactions on stream?

  • @jpegmarek
    @jpegmarek 2 місяці тому +54

    that's funny because the cover of this album is exactly my reaction to this review

  • @craighunter7661
    @craighunter7661 2 місяці тому +58

    I actually don't disagree with a lot of what he says, but it's annoying he never reviewed Skinty Fia which is their best by far.

    • @elyy0345
      @elyy0345 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah, I figured if he didn't like their best he wasn't going to like this one.

    • @TheDanthemanJones
      @TheDanthemanJones 2 місяці тому +6

      He didn’t listen to it. His comment on it was that the vocals were dull which is a crazy thing to say for Fontaines of all bands

    • @miguelangelmiranda8460
      @miguelangelmiranda8460 Місяць тому +1

      Weird way to write a hero's death

    • @miguelangelmiranda8460
      @miguelangelmiranda8460 8 днів тому

      @@TheDanthemanJones well. . . they do sound a little like copycat of Interpol/Joy division
      I still like them though

  • @chaheeeeeeee
    @chaheeeeeeee 2 місяці тому +11

    I think the song structures and how they vary is extremely appealing and a testament to their uniqueness in a landscape where folks are formulaic, redundant, or build, climax and repeat. Romance-8.5-9/10.

  • @Willsson4
    @Willsson4 2 місяці тому +12

    don’t worry Anthony, it’s okay to be wrong sometimes

  • @rcharl4444
    @rcharl4444 2 місяці тому +30

    not liking sundowner is crazy

  • @alecadabra_
    @alecadabra_ 2 місяці тому +101

    I love this band, but this album is proof that if you release your best and most creative songs first, the album is bound to feel like a disappointment. Starburster had me thinking we were going down a very different road that I was really excited about

    • @ale305z
      @ale305z 2 місяці тому +1

      Facts.

    • @cryptoplayboy21
      @cryptoplayboy21 2 місяці тому +6

      Thank you for putting to words what I couldn't figure out. I would have enjoyed the album a lot more if I wasn't expecting greatness in the vein of Starburster

    • @craighunter7661
      @craighunter7661 2 місяці тому +7

      Completely agree. Thought Starburster and Favourite were very different and was excited to see how the album connected them... but it didn't. The middle is pretty flat.

    • @thomman3773
      @thomman3773 2 місяці тому

      point disproved by imaginal disk

    • @colecaine.
      @colecaine. 2 місяці тому +1

      @@thomman3773I’d argue Imaginal Disk isn’t front loaded tbh

  • @nomaddd123
    @nomaddd123 2 місяці тому +12

    This album is a clear 10/10. The earnestness of Motorcycle Boy, directness of Horseness is the Whatness, portraiture of opposite ends of borderline bi-polar yet so honest human condition on tracks like Death Kink and Starburster, heartwarming closure that is Favourite, and the overall sonic world of the entirety of it all that -yes- wears influences proudly but is pulled of with a panache that belongs to the zeitgeist.. The most important thing is Fontaines built up to this point - they’re not ‘switching’ things up, they grew to be what they are today album by album, and each one constructing the topography of a landscape that is truly their own. They’re one of the last true bands, not strategizing about how to sound like over boardroom meetings, but just exist in their own authentic self.

    • @Artemi099
      @Artemi099 Місяць тому +1

      You know what, I don't agree but I like your opinion and the way you elaborated on it.

  • @tinhippi
    @tinhippi 2 місяці тому +111

    i so desperately needed more songs like favourite

    • @itamarkazakevitch8700
      @itamarkazakevitch8700 2 місяці тому +14

      Letter to Elise and in between days by the cure have a similar vibe

    • @chemicaldawn9402
      @chemicaldawn9402 2 місяці тому +8

      @alvvays

    • @ffwlpe
      @ffwlpe 2 місяці тому +6

      just like heaven by the cure and beetlebum by blur comes to mind

    • @sammo2560
      @sammo2560 2 місяці тому

      it’s very much influenced by The Wedding Present so try them

    • @ale305z
      @ale305z 2 місяці тому +1

      Overcome by Nothing But Thieves has similar vibes imo

  • @shibuyapumpkin
    @shibuyapumpkin 2 місяці тому +20

    1:58 "stellar little diddy" is crazy, melon

  • @threebeat123
    @threebeat123 2 місяці тому +84

    worse than sabrina carpenter… okay sure why not

    • @kcksgx
      @kcksgx 2 місяці тому +19

      pitchfork also gave this and imaginal disk a score lower than sabrina's lol

    • @MathCarmignani19
      @MathCarmignani19 2 місяці тому +12

      That's that her espresso

    • @bigpest
      @bigpest 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kcksgxgod that hurts

    • @zinn1as
      @zinn1as 2 місяці тому +1

      her album was literally good yall aren’t special for hating pop music 🐶💔

    • @threebeat123
      @threebeat123 2 місяці тому

      @@kcksgx are you serious? i have to read that imaginal disk review cause what could they possibly have said against it lmao top 5 this year for me

  • @sly6442
    @sly6442 Місяць тому +3

    Wild take, its weird this guy has a large following

  • @StardustAnnE
    @StardustAnnE Місяць тому +4

    But Brat got 10/10 sounding like every 2010's dance song 🤣🤣. And I like Charli XCX but dude come on that album was by far a 7/10 but this album is a solid 8 or 9..

    • @niallq8447
      @niallq8447 Місяць тому +3

      Brat is over overrated.

    • @descendingforth
      @descendingforth Місяць тому +3

      This is way better than brat

    • @niallq8447
      @niallq8447 Місяць тому

      @@descendingforth definitely.

  • @AlexanderWinship
    @AlexanderWinship 2 місяці тому +63

    You’re wrong melon, YOU’RE WRONG.

  • @Maksiur17
    @Maksiur17 2 місяці тому +64

    5 for this album is craaazy

  • @lewismontgomery4652
    @lewismontgomery4652 2 місяці тому +15

    5/10 is insane

  • @scottishmau5
    @scottishmau5 Місяць тому +3

    I really don’t think understand the fontaines, I honestly can’t rate this album enough it’s absolutely perfect from start to end also lost count how many times i’ve listened to it

  • @Aryeh487
    @Aryeh487 2 місяці тому +14

    Wouldn't give it a 5/10, think it's a very well made album that gives them still some room for growth.

    • @leonhaven6262
      @leonhaven6262 2 місяці тому

      There's only 2 "good" songs on the album

    • @Aryeh487
      @Aryeh487 2 місяці тому

      @@leonhaven6262 I think there are more but it's just an aesthetic i really enjoy I guess.

    • @4eyeT
      @4eyeT 2 місяці тому

      ​@@leonhaven62622 good and the rest are great, spot on

    • @leonhaven6262
      @leonhaven6262 2 місяці тому +1

      @@4eyeT 2 good, the rest is disappointing to me.

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 2 місяці тому +11

    I appreciate how much Fantano emphasizes in this review that he respects how much people enjoy it and the band, even if it doesn't really click with him

    • @5wheels178
      @5wheels178 2 місяці тому +5

      shame his viewers can't take the same approach!

    • @StardustAnnE
      @StardustAnnE Місяць тому

      He's American of course he doesn't get it.. But chooses Brat as album of the year like if it was some avant garde album, is just a Charli album that sounds exactly like every 2010's pop song and I like Charli but shit it's not a 10..even Sabrina carpenter better than Fontaine really?? That's amefican

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Місяць тому

      @@StardustAnnE Bruh it's like you didn't even read my comment. Like I said, he gives it a really fair and diplomatic review, explaining its appeal and its positives even if it didn't subjectively fit his taste in particular

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Місяць тому

      @@5wheels178 Agreed. That's just how the internet is tho

    • @5wheels178
      @5wheels178 Місяць тому

      @@StardustAnnE fontaines dc are crap

  • @eastbldw
    @eastbldw 2 місяці тому +69

    He’s edging us! Where’s the MagBay review Melon!!???

  • @feekz
    @feekz 2 місяці тому +9

    horseness is the whatness is so under appreciated man...

  • @kazzy1834
    @kazzy1834 2 місяці тому +26

    Where is imaginal disk Anthony!

  • @finnjohannessen3114
    @finnjohannessen3114 Місяць тому +2

    Haven't disagreed with someone on every point in ages

  • @matthewjames206
    @matthewjames206 2 місяці тому +9

    I've become a bigger fan of Fontaines D.C. in the past year or two. 'Skinty Fia' sealed the deal. Though, I've enjoyed what I've heard from this album thus far. I'll have to listen to it in its entirety. Your insight is always appreciated 🍻

  • @InsaneStryker777
    @InsaneStryker777 Місяць тому +2

    I’m a fan of theirs, but I will say that their lyrics are very inconsistent. They are either poetic or very on-the-nose. They have song titles like “Jackie Down the Line” (cool) and “In the Modern World” (lame). They have a lot of great songs, but no great album yet. Giving this one a “5” is too harsh but I wouldn’t give the album as a whole more than a “7.”

  • @AaronCrafty
    @AaronCrafty 2 місяці тому +10

    Glad to know I wasn't the only one disappointed by this. I love Starburster, Bug, and Favourite though.

    • @arrolate
      @arrolate Місяць тому +1

      Get a taste of your own

  • @Passageofsky
    @Passageofsky 2 місяці тому +7

    Still no Rory Gallagher review for classics week?

  • @DaSpartanProductinos
    @DaSpartanProductinos 2 місяці тому +4

    This is an all-timer bad take for Fantoine. Put it in the land of The Brief Inquiries, Blue Weekends, and Golden Hours.
    Favourite has a Just Like Heaven level riff and is my SOTY. It's firmly in my top 5 of the year and climbing with every listen.

  • @julerbag
    @julerbag 2 місяці тому +6

    Hey Anthony long time fan and usually agree with all your reviews but this one you couldn't have got more wrong.. kinda disappointed but that's your opinion.

  • @ChristianJHudson
    @ChristianJHudson 2 місяці тому +106

    L bro L take

    • @joaquin5929
      @joaquin5929 2 місяці тому

      Listen to electronic shit lol

  • @CupidStuntBoyz
    @CupidStuntBoyz Місяць тому +4

    Love or hate the instrumentals and structures, the lyrics are pure poetry.

  • @adriyear
    @adriyear 2 місяці тому +9

    RATING IT 5 IS CRAZY

  • @adiehl777
    @adiehl777 2 місяці тому +2

    This album is a strong 9 no question.

  • @bailagringacovers
    @bailagringacovers 2 місяці тому +6

    Thank you for validating my opinion on this album I felt so alone

  • @Fat-Jim
    @Fat-Jim 2 місяці тому +33

    Hm I wonder what people think about melon’s opinion on Fontaines D.C.’s new album
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  • @ssbperidot5574
    @ssbperidot5574 2 місяці тому +59

    It's OK guys he's just saving the mag bay 10 for the end of the week

  • @JS-kb4im
    @JS-kb4im Місяць тому +2

    This won't age well. Fontano shoulda spent more time with it, as should everyone else slagging it off as "boring". It has levels. It grows. You aren't listening.

  • @yovanmusic
    @yovanmusic 2 місяці тому +6

    The solo album by singer Grian Chatten "Chaos for the fly" is incredible in terms of song structures, orchestration and performance. If you don't know it, i recommend it is really different from Fontaines DC and really refreshing

    • @JMD166
      @JMD166 2 місяці тому

      Pity it has one of the all time worst album covers!

    • @yovanmusic
      @yovanmusic 2 місяці тому

      @@JMD166 Not a solid argument sorry. In the Jazz catalog for example, you can find really bad album covers but still great albums

    • @JMD166
      @JMD166 2 місяці тому

      @@yovanmusic? I’m not talking about the music?

    • @Jenksns
      @Jenksns 2 місяці тому

      He’ll probably somehow find a way to give it a -17/10

  • @francescarb
    @francescarb Місяць тому +2

    I disagree! I adore this album

  • @urbnsky
    @urbnsky 2 місяці тому +5

    A 5?!!???? Sundowner being least fav track??? Omg

  • @shantiakira
    @shantiakira Місяць тому +1

    Hate to agree! I’m a big fan of Skinty Fia, loved seeing the band live a few years ago, but felt the same way about this album; maybe not as low as a five, but definitely didn’t scratch the itch I had in the lead up to the release

  • @denusklausen3685
    @denusklausen3685 Місяць тому +3

    Saying the album is poorly written is insane. I thought it was incredible how the narrative structure throughout the album took us through every faucet of "romance", from its manipulations and shortcomings in Bug to its almost child-like naivety in Horseness in the Whatness. Or how about the romantic (or in Fantano's words "blissful") nostalgia of your old home town in Favourite or even more interestingly the dubious Christian conception of Love in Motorcycle Boy. In the Modern World and Desire provide a romance of angst and love as refuge. Combine all of this lyrical narrative with the many genres and sounds of music and you have this sort of anthology on love and romance which I really enjoyed. You had the vibe of Smashing Pumpkins' Tonight, Tonight in a lot of the ballads like Desire, Motorcycle Boy and In the Modern World, you have the Ode to Depeche Mode in Romance, you almost have a Nirvana song in Death Kink and a Beach House song in Sundowner.

  • @Mash_Mash22
    @Mash_Mash22 Місяць тому +2

    Everyone has different opinions but a 5? Really? Horrendous take.

  • @thezzajman2904
    @thezzajman2904 2 місяці тому +5

    Every single song is a grower 8/10

  • @JosephGallagher
    @JosephGallagher Місяць тому +1

    Sundowner a bad song!? You're lost, melon...

  • @julianvanegas2721
    @julianvanegas2721 2 місяці тому +7

    Everybody waiting on the Magdalena Bay but I'm hyped for the new Melt-Banana review.

  • @Nate-jy4li
    @Nate-jy4li Місяць тому +2

    This is at least an 8 or a 9, holy shit Fantano.

  • @9wowable
    @9wowable 2 місяці тому +4

    I saw them last night in Liverpool. Even live I think their older songs are better but only two or three of their new tracks are actually top tier.

  • @BradyFriesen
    @BradyFriesen 28 днів тому +1

    Horseness is to Whatness slaps

  • @viceeroyy
    @viceeroyy 2 місяці тому +9

    didn't expect this to be 5😬
    now waiting for Magdalena Bay

  • @brionkellymusic5029
    @brionkellymusic5029 2 місяці тому +3

    Don’t entirely disagree but I think Sundowner is a highlight

  • @TKbeatwerk
    @TKbeatwerk 2 місяці тому +3

    Melon you are genuinely tweaking with ts

  • @sebfrett1005
    @sebfrett1005 2 місяці тому +2

    Skinty fia is better overall. Bug is their best song on Romance.

  • @Ventus7777
    @Ventus7777 2 місяці тому +8

    Rating this great piece of music a 5/10 is insane. You need to check yourself. Thankfully people in the comments have their own opinion.

    • @Ventus7777
      @Ventus7777 2 місяці тому

      @@5wheels178 I called it a great piece of music didn't I? Which would suggest I am enjoying it. I'm too old to not have my own opinion. Im glad other people have theirs too. Especially when the rating is ridiculous

    • @Ventus7777
      @Ventus7777 2 місяці тому

      @@5wheels178 Sure he can have his opinion and he also can get callout for it by 95% people commenting for being ridiculous

    • @5wheels178
      @5wheels178 2 місяці тому

      @@Ventus7777 grow up

    • @Ventus7777
      @Ventus7777 2 місяці тому

      @@5wheels178 you grow up and stand on your business why did you delete your comments lol

  • @shivakenvil
    @shivakenvil Місяць тому +1

    Sad you didn't relate as much as I did to the Radiohead, Blur and The Smith's influence on this one. Not as magic as Skinty Fia but a banger nevertheless. 7-8 at the very least😅

  • @elsamxrs
    @elsamxrs 2 місяці тому +13

    FUCK NO

  • @pilearts
    @pilearts 2 місяці тому +2

    i think it’s such a bummer that he was so quick to dismiss skinty fia based on his opinions of their previous records. i think there’s a lot of tracks that he really would’ve liked or at least appreciated, given his current stance on them.

  • @icebarice
    @icebarice 2 місяці тому +9

    Sort your life out Fantano. This deserves more than a 5😊

  • @RubberPhili
    @RubberPhili 2 місяці тому +2

    Anthony you have turned into a gimmick, if In Utero or Seventeen Seconds were released in 2024 you would only give the albums a 5 or 6.
    With statements like, bad songwriting or bad production.
    Go and feed the mainstream masses what they want to hear

  • @NatiPerPerdereNPP
    @NatiPerPerdereNPP Місяць тому +6

    Another Fontaines AreMid album

  • @Venus_hc
    @Venus_hc 2 місяці тому +1

    Sundowner being the least favorite track is crazy work

  • @tdiz107
    @tdiz107 2 місяці тому +4

    Melon Man is wrong on this one

  • @mylesteller
    @mylesteller 2 місяці тому +1

    A 5?? This exactly why i stopped listening to Anthony like that ...

  • @MaxMitchell-sj9sn
    @MaxMitchell-sj9sn 2 місяці тому +3

    Time for a Midas by Wunderhorse review

    • @4eyeT
      @4eyeT 2 місяці тому

      He'll give that a 3 based on this

  • @WoWplyr19
    @WoWplyr19 2 місяці тому +2

    This is a 10/10 antknee. Your Fontaines D.C. hate has always been there

  • @doozledumbler5393
    @doozledumbler5393 2 місяці тому +3

    My album of the year.

  • @cousie95
    @cousie95 Місяць тому +1

    'Please turn him off' is what my fiancé said about this vid, album is ACE, just listen to it

  • @petermahler853
    @petermahler853 2 місяці тому +3

    If this were the new Magdalena Bay album it would have been a 9

  • @jumpingjesus94
    @jumpingjesus94 Місяць тому +1

    Im givng this youtube channel a decent to strong 5

  • @JimMunchow
    @JimMunchow 2 місяці тому +5

    Finally some agrees that the album is MID. I thought I was outta my mind.

  • @mountaverage2706
    @mountaverage2706 2 місяці тому +1

    This has got to be one of the worst reviews I've seen so far from Fantano. Like, the reasonings he gives are just dumb. It feels like he's holding this type of music to a much higher standard than other genres (he does the same to many other modern Inide/Alt bands like DIIV, Alvvays, Snail Mail, etc.). I never hear him complain about this "lack of dynamics between verses and choruses" in Hiphop or Pop songs. But even within the genre of Post-Punk/Alt-Rock etc. you won't hear him complain about these things when it comes to classic bands. A song like "Disorder" by Joy Division for instance just a vibe from start to finish with not a lot of changes or dynamics going on (and it's a great song btw.). But somehow it's not an issue there for him. That's just a bias for the classics and a really dumb double standard.
    Romance is a 9/10 for me, and contrary to this review, that's really just my opinion and not some weird standard for the genre. Ugh.