Catholic Priests Can’t Sing - Joe Kwaczala - Full Special

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  • Joe Kwaczala explains his problem with catholic mass, the difference between bad boys and bad guys, and why people with cute accents get away with everything.
    Original airdate: November 8, 2019
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 52

  • @HYMC868
    @HYMC868 Рік тому +23

    Daniel Radcliffe has really gotten better at comedy.Great show bro,the accents are priceless

  • @superdave1949
    @superdave1949 Рік тому +8

    His bit on the priests had this Catholic-born and raised former altar boy laughing harder than I have in years!

  • @emersontayten
    @emersontayten Рік тому +5

    The priests singing 😂😅

  • @Healingwithflo
    @Healingwithflo Рік тому +8

    Laughed the whole time

  • @vailryan5682
    @vailryan5682 Рік тому +17

    How do you follow up a joke about priests with a joke about inappropriate synonyms for daddy and NOT mention "father"?

  • @MadArtLang
    @MadArtLang Рік тому +6

    As a former Catholic I can confirm this is true and hilarious!!!

  • @DeemMalicious
    @DeemMalicious Рік тому +14

    Joe is hilarious. Thanks for uploading this.

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 Рік тому +19

    When I was a kid I went to church with my sister who is five years older than I am. The whole service was in Latin. Do you think that we knew Latin? The answer is no! And, you had to wear something on your head… A hat would be good, a kerchief, when you didn’t have that you could put a piece of Kleenex tissue on your head… and of course we had to use bobby pins secure it. 😂😂😂

    • @charlenemack7040
      @charlenemack7040 Рік тому +5

      I was around six and seven years old when this occurred. Decades later they did the service in English. By then I wasn’t so crazy about going to church anymore. I didn’t need 10 Commandments to tell me how to live my life. Lots of people think you can pick and choose when it comes to the 10 Commandments. All I know is I’m a good person, honest, and kind. Who could ask for anything more? 😊❤

    • @radguurl
      @radguurl Рік тому +2

      That pre-Vatican 2 realness 😂😂😂

    • @kurtstallings
      @kurtstallings Рік тому

      God can’t handle the top of the heads of Catholic women. Dude goes berserk. 3 out of 10 women who convert to Judaism do so they don’t have to wear a hat. In Judaism, it’s forbidden. Men have to wear the hat. Show God a hatless Jewish man and hatless Catholic woman couple and the cosmos will end.

  • @elysiansedai
    @elysiansedai Рік тому +4

    Literally cry laughing 😅

  • @sfilkins2009
    @sfilkins2009 4 місяці тому

    Daddy Diddy...whole new connotation! Sing like a priest!

  • @jaredfaidley8391
    @jaredfaidley8391 Рік тому +4

    Think I've seen this fella on HUNK with Mike Bridenstine!

  • @jesusamaya8943
    @jesusamaya8943 Рік тому +6

    Never seen this guy, don't know where he's from, he's decades younger but sounds like somebody I could have grew up with. LMFAO! Going to share with everyone I grew up with 👏😆🍻

  • @JamesVandevanter
    @JamesVandevanter Рік тому +9

    😂🎉😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😮😅😂😂 wow I'm not a diehard catholic but whatever level your faith is on....this guy rocks.

  • @ShadowPanda91755
    @ShadowPanda91755 Рік тому +3

    Cheers

  • @Davepacheco1986
    @Davepacheco1986 Рік тому +4

    That is EXACTLY how British people sound.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Рік тому

      I particularly like the Russell Brand (15:15) gibberish!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisk7626
    @chrisk7626 Рік тому +6

    I was raised in the 70s a lot of comic books and stuff like that and they took me to my first Catholic mass my neighbors😮 and I had concerns right off the bat😮 they explained to me in the church but I'm going to be eating the body of Christ symbolically and drinking his blood😮😮 all my little mind could think was vampires and cannibals what's going on here😂 I thought this was church😂 true story😂

  • @lovingmydog6196
    @lovingmydog6196 7 місяців тому

    Where’s your old video. Meaning when you were younger? You were making and saying the funniest ever jokes about the Catholic ways!

  • @mannygotdahits6534
    @mannygotdahits6534 Рік тому +2

    great show

  • @gamlerik1
    @gamlerik1 Рік тому +1

    S-tier

  • @SlapShotts
    @SlapShotts Рік тому +4

    Let’s go

  • @djphilipj
    @djphilipj Рік тому +2

    I was a catholic alter boy and yes we did only use one cloth to wipe. But at least at the church i went to had two of us and each had our own cloth. I only used have of it(didnt want to dirty my own hand).

  • @briandavis8017
    @briandavis8017 Рік тому +1

    Good

  • @gabriellabustamante7606
    @gabriellabustamante7606 Рік тому +1

    The cheese is unreal

  • @yomamab9061
    @yomamab9061 Рік тому +1

    Funny

  • @oghash4912
    @oghash4912 11 місяців тому

    😂 genius🎉👏👏👏👏💚💚💚💚💚💚

  • @creepycast
    @creepycast 3 місяці тому

    Featuring loose macaroni and cheese… with blooood in it…

  • @UHFStation1
    @UHFStation1 Рік тому

    He moves like an exaggerated character on Family Guy. Like when Shatner is bouncing all around.

  • @318AEllis362
    @318AEllis362 Рік тому

    Chris D'Elia did this exact same bit.

  • @jameshall4382
    @jameshall4382 11 місяців тому

    That sounds like a German person that's been living in Bangladesh for some time.

  • @David-zl3bi
    @David-zl3bi Рік тому +1

    WHATS WRONG W ROB SNIEDER???

  • @lisasmith7474
    @lisasmith7474 Рік тому

    Need pancakes and bacon ... now

  • @dandougherty1475
    @dandougherty1475 Рік тому

    I quit Saturday Night Live before you were born! Sorry!

  • @Mom-a-Dragon7622
    @Mom-a-Dragon7622 Рік тому

    Google says his last name is Chinese.
    This guy has potential I thought you was pretty good because material is lacking. With better material this guy can go far.

  • @JohnEpto-ng6ml
    @JohnEpto-ng6ml Рік тому

    3

  • @ret4kind
    @ret4kind Рік тому +2

    They also suck at paying property taxes or raising families.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Рік тому +4

    The priest singing goes on WAY too long. It’s not funny anymore.

  • @tonytruty8149
    @tonytruty8149 Рік тому

    this is for older people cause what is this

  • @dumbfounded_844
    @dumbfounded_844 Рік тому +1

    Hmm.. 8 minutes in. Don't know bout this one, guys!

  • @harrygudu364
    @harrygudu364 Рік тому +1

    Alot of blasphemy here...
    Nobody makes jokes about Islam
    But when it comes to Christianity, y'all just say alot of BS 👎👎👎

  • @bernardmoore8877
    @bernardmoore8877 Рік тому +5

    Is that supposed to be funny

  • @LeeloolinkaStudios
    @LeeloolinkaStudios Рік тому +1

    More lame.

  • @NCollins86
    @NCollins86 Рік тому +1

    Yeah....no