I get the feeling Andrew would make a good playwright. His stories are layered and his blocking/in general visual presentation are always so specific and important to the plot. Great episode as always. Hemingway taught F.Scott to box a little so he might fair alright + he had to put up with Zelda. Also no Kid Rock. And Jack pouting at the end. Jeeezus man what a finale
Would love to see a "what if..." booking style videos from Andrew Like: What if Austin didn't turn heel What if Kofi didn't lose to Brock What if Cena won at ECW one night stand Etc, if it's already been done by the cultyboys my bad
Jack: "we go round in a circle" Jack: proceeds to describe the classical three points of a circular geometric shape, in this case Adam, Andrew and himself. Holy crap, talk about redemption. That battle royale pitch was amazing!
Andrews world heavyweight title pitch might actually be the best serious pitch of all time. Also Jack should do a pitch like his last one every pitch they are dead good.
To add to andrews with adams change can see Finn telling Preist to cash in. Then as Preist is covering Rollins, Balor hits the Coup De Grace on Preists back and pins him to win the title. Keeps seth strong and can claim he never lost the belt and echos how rollins pinned roman at WM31
I cannot tell if Jack is acting at the end, and that is the best part. What a video, love this group and this channel. Going to be a shame when HHH steals Andrew away
If you want to hear Jack's SummerSlam pitches, just go back to last year's Extreme Rules Pitches video as he likes to "look further forwards to the next few months".
Not watched the video yet, but... My pitch... Reigns v Jey. Battle back and forth, as usual. Solo gets involved and absolutely demolishes Jey. It looks like it's all over...Sami comes out and supports Jey. Tables turn, Jey is about to win. Jimmy comes out...attacks Jey. Reigns wins. Allows for Reigns to keep title to WM where he will lose against Cody and builds to the match the Usos want at WM; Jey vs Jimmy.
Finn using Priest to not only win the belt but to take the briefcase off the board would be an all-time heel outsmarting everyone moment. I bloodly love it!
I wanna add something to Adam’s second pitch. I like it, but I think it should go further down the Gunther route too. Have Imperium save him and then have Gunther shake Vinci’s hand. We already saw Kaiser earn Gunther’s respect beating Riddle, now Vinci can get his respect. With this event Gunther never becomes super nice or anything, but realizes more so that he is stronger with Imperium. They kinda hinted at some struggles but I like the idea of strengthening the group as opposed so breaking it up. Imperium can become a super super strong group where all members can eventually be seen as at least somewhat threatening.
I so wanted, as Jack was having a crisis regarding his ludicrous third pitch being 'no sold', for somebody to look into the camera and say "it's what we want to happen!".
I would love to see a throwback to Bret hart vs Stone Cold in the Seth vs Finn match which Finn shows he gets injured and still puts a 30 minutes classic against Seth which ends with a submission move by Seth that Finn's doesn't tap out to but faints than Damian cash's in.. I would to see Finn return after 2 months or so with JD by his side with it all leads to a 3 way match at WrestleMania with Dom winning the title which he then can end both his father's and Edge careers while defending the title
Logan vs Grayson Waller would be sick or even if they team up.. both influencer type heels, I think that would be a solid heel team to go against Sami and kevin .. only if Grayson gets put ok raw
I fully agree with Andy's pitch providing it results in an inevitable title feud between Finn and Priest. Maybe a match with or without Rollins at Payback, continuing the eventual storyline into a Mania Night 1 main event
It's been stuck in my head since Seth said in an interview that he was hurting. Finn has been focused on revenge, what if he wins and the Damien helps him write off Seth so Finn gets his revenge....then Fingerpoke of Doom cash in.
It be interesting if damien cashed in so finn pins damien to win the title instead of seth getting pinned and you can continue the story between seth and finn
Oh god please no. No more finger pokes of doom. Please god no. I never want to see that again, just lay down if you’re gonna give up the title. And Finn deserves a full title run, it’s about damn time
My one pitch is for the Rollins/Finn match: After a back and forth 15-20 minute match, I want there to be a ref bump. While the ref is out, Seth regains advantage and sets Finn up for a curb stomp. But as he is about to hit it, quicker than a whippet with a bun full of dynamite, Damian Priest runs into the ring and clocks Seth clean in the forehead with the Money in the Bank briefcase. Finn recovers and sees what Priest has done and dabs him up for his handiwork. Then, as Finn turns his back on Priest to finish the job, BAM!, Priest clocks Finn in the back of the head with his briefcase. Priest is selling like he never planned to do this; that this was a spur of the moment thing. As he is standing in the ring, shocked, holding a dented up briefcase, the referee starts to stir. Finally, Priest pulls a knocked out Finn onto Seth. 1-2-3: new champion. As Priest and the rest of Judgement Day is helping Finn up the ramp, you can hear Finn yelling at Priest for hitting him, but Priest retorts with, "You won the title because of me." I like this because it's an angle that can be spun off in all kinds of directions. I would like to see a tentative peace form out of this, at least for a while. But if you wanted to break up the Judgement Day, you can easily spin off the feud to where either Priest or Finn is the heel. Plus, Finn finally gets a run with a major championship, which is what I really want regardless of how it's booked.
_If Lesnar ended up getting ran over; The Car would end up in the Local Medical Facility._ Sidenote: I can see Preist doing a False Cash-In to distract Seth. Finn wins the belt and the False-Cash Ins continues to retain. Until Preist eventually turns around and properly Cashes In. Beating Finn, Rivalry Sorted.
So it should. None of it makes sense, match rules are wrong, Regal can't be on TV and logically just throwing those random women together screams retribution, in so much as it's crazy nonsense.
The perfect stipulation for the Slim Jim Battle Royale should be the winner gets to be the new official spokesman for Slim Jim and that winner should be... L.A. KNIGHT... Yeah!!!
I mean... On the face of it, the winner of Jack's Battle Royale would be Jaws, because while being the largest human in the match frequently doesn't work, Jaws is actually larger than the ring at 25 feet (or more, if this is the shark from one of the sequels, because it always gets bigger, though the implication was the original), and weighing roughly three tons, yeah, no one's moving that. Also, to be eliminated, both feet must touch the floor, and Jaws (or Bruce, as that was the name given to the mechanical shark during filming) has no feet, so... can he even be eliminated? One swipe of that tail, and everyone else is gone.
I still think JD McDonagh will help Finn Balor win the World Heavyweight Championship. He'd then act as Balor's loyal soldier within (or even outside) Judgment Day so that Damian Priest won't cash in. Judgment Day then beats the new-and-improved Hurt Business at Survivor Series: WarGames, then McDonagh betrays Balor after the match, Priest cashes in and becomes new World Heavyweight Champion. Then Rollins regains the title at the Royal Rumble as Balor costs Priest. You now have Balor vs. Priest and Rollins vs. GUNTHER at WrestleMania 40.
Wouldn't it be nice if the Bloodline fought it out in an exotic area? I mean, it has mortal kombat 1 vibes and they got the Samoa thing too... Ok probably silly but I would dig that.
I'm a huge fan of the Duke of Wellington, tough he didn't quite beat Napoleon, he gave him a good fight and held long enough for the Prussians to come to his aid, but it's very likely he would have lost if it wasn't for the Prussians and a couple of crucial mistakes by Napoleon's generals. Still I'd totally root for him in the Battle Royale. Also wasn't O-Zone Romanian?
Tag title situation is eaay to solve. Kevin & Sami backstage are talking about how they need a new look. A freshen up. Sami has the perfect idea. Sami comes out dressed as El Generico & Kevin ... "kevin" comes out in full gold as one of los conquistadors. It is clearly not Kevin. Sami seems oblivious that its not kevin. After they retain against some team (hit row?) Sami rips his mask off proclaiming "it was me all along!" Then his partner takes his off & its Edge. Sami is shaken to his very core. Its stupid, its funny, its peak attitude era nonsense.
Have Finn win at ss then have Preist cash in on Finn on raw. Have JD attack Finn like Evolution attacked Randy the raw after ss 04. Great recreation of that. Finn would lose his 2nd World title (by beating Seth also) the 1st raw after he won it just like he had to give up the universal title. Have him face fans will be huge behind him and when he wins it again it will be huge!
Love having Adam on the pitches cause he gets so into the catchphrase, also yes, Andrew is the main man of pitch videos
That Andrew Judgement Day pitch is the best pitch I've ever heard from this series.
IT'S WHAT WE BLOODY WANT TO HAPPEN
You 🎣 111
I Loooooove when Adam is in sit down videos, his energy is amazing
Please Jack ! Please continue doing those big list pitches ! PLEASE !
I get the feeling Andrew would make a good playwright. His stories are layered and his blocking/in general visual presentation are always so specific and important to the plot. Great episode as always. Hemingway taught F.Scott to box a little so he might fair alright + he had to put up with Zelda. Also no Kid Rock. And Jack pouting at the end. Jeeezus man what a finale
Would love to see a "what if..." booking style videos from Andrew
Like:
What if Austin didn't turn heel
What if Kofi didn't lose to Brock
What if Cena won at ECW one night stand
Etc, if it's already been done by the cultyboys my bad
Jack: "we go round in a circle"
Jack: proceeds to describe the classical three points of a circular geometric shape, in this case Adam, Andrew and himself.
Holy crap, talk about redemption. That battle royale pitch was amazing!
Andrew's pitches are consistently so good that they need their own series. 'Andrew books...'
I'd watch that
100% and he's the eye candy of cultaholic
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When Adam makes sporadic appearances like this, I wonder if he is like “is this is what we usually put out? People watch this?”
Andrew... That priest balor pitch... Wow dude🔥👌🏻🔥😊
46:36 that look where Adam's wondering, "why are you people watching this?!"
Andrews world heavyweight title pitch might actually be the best serious pitch of all time. Also Jack should do a pitch like his last one every pitch they are dead good.
oh my pacitti!! I dont watch wrestling anymore but watch everyone of these, so good to see him on one these. Will always support cultaholic.
To add to andrews with adams change can see Finn telling Preist to cash in. Then as Preist is covering Rollins, Balor hits the Coup De Grace on Preists back and pins him to win the title. Keeps seth strong and can claim he never lost the belt and echos how rollins pinned roman at WM31
I would love to see the Rated-RKO reunion once again. Great idea!
Give us the dreadful Metalingus/Burn In My Light mashup theme too!
@@Joe90hI look forward to randy returning
It’s announced that the winner of the battle royal is for a lifetime supply of slim jim’s, something primal awakens in otis and he can not be denied
Booker T as a surprise entrant. "No bread, no water, just MEAT."
Throw Elias and Ezekiel in there too, they both look like Macho Man.
The chaos at the end 😂
UP the ADAM! Good to see him
*Cultaholic Pitches Video hits the feed*
Me: 0:01
I cannot tell if Jack is acting at the end, and that is the best part. What a video, love this group and this channel. Going to be a shame when HHH steals Andrew away
Hunter won't steal Andrew, Andrew will simply succeed Hunter.
If you want to hear Jack's SummerSlam pitches, just go back to last year's Extreme Rules Pitches video as he likes to "look further forwards to the next few months".
It would be a hot storyline if he cashes on Finn
Not watched the video yet, but...
My pitch...
Reigns v Jey. Battle back and forth, as usual. Solo gets involved and absolutely demolishes Jey. It looks like it's all over...Sami comes out and supports Jey. Tables turn, Jey is about to win. Jimmy comes out...attacks Jey. Reigns wins.
Allows for Reigns to keep title to WM where he will lose against Cody and builds to the match the Usos want at WM; Jey vs Jimmy.
"cause he's cool. he's a priest!" 😭😭
Finn using Priest to not only win the belt but to take the briefcase off the board would be an all-time heel outsmarting everyone moment. I bloodly love it!
On set they called the shark from Jaws Bruce.
That last Jack pitch made Pitches into Podcast level of discussion. Perfection
Andrew knocked these pitches out of the park. Love Jack's battle royal entrants and Adam's expressions as they get more ridiculous.
Andrew’s Cash-in pitch!!! Wowsers! Amazing!
Jack when something irritates him is truly brilliant to watch 🤣
The little lad should be writing for WWE! He was on point this time. He was giving us stuff that makes a ton of stuff that makes sense
The winner of the Slim Jim battle royale should become the new (Macho Man-esque) spokesperson for Slim Jim. “Snap into a Slim Jim! YEAH!”
I wanna add something to Adam’s second pitch. I like it, but I think it should go further down the Gunther route too. Have Imperium save him and then have Gunther shake Vinci’s hand. We already saw Kaiser earn Gunther’s respect beating Riddle, now Vinci can get his respect. With this event Gunther never becomes super nice or anything, but realizes more so that he is stronger with Imperium. They kinda hinted at some struggles but I like the idea of strengthening the group as opposed so breaking it up. Imperium can become a super super strong group where all members can eventually be seen as at least somewhat threatening.
“This isn’t about growing a beard”
“What?!? My pitches are ruined”
Underrated moment
Is Jacks 2nd pick the worst pitch ever in the history of pitches videos?
Great ti see Adam in a vid again, and gotta say I'm loving these last pitches from Jack!
I so wanted, as Jack was having a crisis regarding his ludicrous third pitch being 'no sold', for somebody to look into the camera and say "it's what we want to happen!".
Jack never stop with the random participants plz it’s the greatest thing of all time.
I would love to see a throwback to Bret hart vs Stone Cold in the Seth vs Finn match which Finn shows he gets injured and still puts a 30 minutes classic against Seth which ends with a submission move by Seth that Finn's doesn't tap out to but faints than Damian cash's in..
I would to see Finn return after 2 months or so with JD by his side with it all leads to a 3 way match at WrestleMania with Dom winning the title which he then can end both his father's and Edge careers while defending the title
"It's storytime with baldyboy, bay bay!" 🤣
If Andrew is not doing his pitches these videos will be like 20 mins 😂
That last pitch is the best one ever
I love the idea of Jack's pitch and how it could lead to Dragonuv and a Gunther rumble win
Logan vs Grayson Waller would be sick or even if they team up.. both influencer type heels, I think that would be a solid heel team to go against Sami and kevin .. only if Grayson gets put ok raw
Adam is an agent of chaos, he ALWAYs manages to reel Jack in, even when he's not trying to. 🐐
Adam and Jack have big brother/little brother vibes and it’s cute.
I literally said yay! out loud when I saw the thumbnail & the video starts off with Jack matching my yays 😂
Yayyyyyyy!!!? Nice to see some Pacitti action.
Gonna be there this weekend at SummerSlam and all of these pitches BETTER happen!
Omg the guy with the Bloodline idea is cooking with pure fire right now. I was on the edge of my seat just listening 😂
With Jack’s Shayna/Ronda match I would have had it been the 2 Horsewomen returning to help Shayna take out Ronda. Plus the shark’s name is Bruce
The idea that "numa numa" is one of the first memes is insane.
The shark in Jaws was named "Bruce"
Andrew would be a hell of a writer for big plots/tv shows (aside from the obvious, a wrestling writer).
I fully agree with Andy's pitch providing it results in an inevitable title feud between Finn and Priest.
Maybe a match with or without Rollins at Payback, continuing the eventual storyline into a Mania Night 1 main event
Jack missed an opportunity to say “IT’S GOTTA BE JAWS!!!”
It's been stuck in my head since Seth said in an interview that he was hurting. Finn has been focused on revenge, what if he wins and the Damien helps him write off Seth so Finn gets his revenge....then Fingerpoke of Doom cash in.
It be interesting if damien cashed in so finn pins damien to win the title instead of seth getting pinned and you can continue the story between seth and finn
Oh god please no. No more finger pokes of doom. Please god no. I never want to see that again, just lay down if you’re gonna give up the title. And Finn deserves a full title run, it’s about damn time
So happy to see the best trio of any combination you of 3 ( get frasher in and we got a sitcom)
My one pitch is for the Rollins/Finn match:
After a back and forth 15-20 minute match, I want there to be a ref bump. While the ref is out, Seth regains advantage and sets Finn up for a curb stomp. But as he is about to hit it, quicker than a whippet with a bun full of dynamite, Damian Priest runs into the ring and clocks Seth clean in the forehead with the Money in the Bank briefcase. Finn recovers and sees what Priest has done and dabs him up for his handiwork. Then, as Finn turns his back on Priest to finish the job, BAM!, Priest clocks Finn in the back of the head with his briefcase. Priest is selling like he never planned to do this; that this was a spur of the moment thing. As he is standing in the ring, shocked, holding a dented up briefcase, the referee starts to stir. Finally, Priest pulls a knocked out Finn onto Seth. 1-2-3: new champion. As Priest and the rest of Judgement Day is helping Finn up the ramp, you can hear Finn yelling at Priest for hitting him, but Priest retorts with, "You won the title because of me."
I like this because it's an angle that can be spun off in all kinds of directions. I would like to see a tentative peace form out of this, at least for a while. But if you wanted to break up the Judgement Day, you can easily spin off the feud to where either Priest or Finn is the heel. Plus, Finn finally gets a run with a major championship, which is what I really want regardless of how it's booked.
pacitti being here is a surprise. :)
Bryan adams got his first guitar in the summer of 69', he started guitar practice when he was 9
Just watch Adam throughout this video, you won't be disappointed
That thumbnail is class. 🖤😄
Great job guys 👍
These are my favourite cultaholic videos
The sharks name in Jaws is Bruce.
_If Lesnar ended up getting ran over; The Car would end up in the Local Medical Facility._ Sidenote: I can see Preist doing a False Cash-In to distract Seth. Finn wins the belt and the False-Cash Ins continues to retain. Until Preist eventually turns around and properly Cashes In. Beating Finn, Rivalry Sorted.
You can sea Jack's heart break when his second pitch gets rejected.
So it should. None of it makes sense, match rules are wrong, Regal can't be on TV and logically just throwing those random women together screams retribution, in so much as it's crazy nonsense.
The perfect stipulation for the Slim Jim Battle Royale should be the winner gets to be the new official spokesman for Slim Jim and that winner should be... L.A. KNIGHT... Yeah!!!
Been waiting for this for a few weeks 😂
I really miss the wrestlers of the week by Jack....pls get it back guys
The final bits of blonde will be out of Paciti's hair right on time for Roman vs. Cody 2
I mean... On the face of it, the winner of Jack's Battle Royale would be Jaws, because while being the largest human in the match frequently doesn't work, Jaws is actually larger than the ring at 25 feet (or more, if this is the shark from one of the sequels, because it always gets bigger, though the implication was the original), and weighing roughly three tons, yeah, no one's moving that. Also, to be eliminated, both feet must touch the floor, and Jaws (or Bruce, as that was the name given to the mechanical shark during filming) has no feet, so... can he even be eliminated? One swipe of that tail, and everyone else is gone.
I want Damien to cash in BEFORE the match starts to make it a triple threat, and I wanna see him pin balor to win
We need that battle royal that Jack put in the universe
I still think JD McDonagh will help Finn Balor win the World Heavyweight Championship. He'd then act as Balor's loyal soldier within (or even outside) Judgment Day so that Damian Priest won't cash in. Judgment Day then beats the new-and-improved Hurt Business at Survivor Series: WarGames, then McDonagh betrays Balor after the match, Priest cashes in and becomes new World Heavyweight Champion. Then Rollins regains the title at the Royal Rumble as Balor costs Priest. You now have Balor vs. Priest and Rollins vs. GUNTHER at WrestleMania 40.
Wouldn't it be nice if the Bloodline fought it out in an exotic area? I mean, it has mortal kombat 1 vibes and they got the Samoa thing too...
Ok probably silly but I would dig that.
I'm a huge fan of the Duke of Wellington, tough he didn't quite beat Napoleon, he gave him a good fight and held long enough for the Prussians to come to his aid, but it's very likely he would have lost if it wasn't for the Prussians and a couple of crucial mistakes by Napoleon's generals. Still I'd totally root for him in the Battle Royale.
Also wasn't O-Zone Romanian?
Tag title situation is eaay to solve. Kevin & Sami backstage are talking about how they need a new look. A freshen up. Sami has the perfect idea.
Sami comes out dressed as El Generico & Kevin ... "kevin" comes out in full gold as one of los conquistadors. It is clearly not Kevin. Sami seems oblivious that its not kevin.
After they retain against some team (hit row?) Sami rips his mask off proclaiming "it was me all along!" Then his partner takes his off & its Edge. Sami is shaken to his very core.
Its stupid, its funny, its peak attitude era nonsense.
This is pretty disrespectful to the memory of El Generico who gave his life sacrificing orphans.
Jack's battle royal was by far the best pitch.
Adam, lookin like a Viking! LEADER LEADER LEADER!!!!!!
Life’s a pitch and then you die?! GENIUS!!!
That Logan brock theory sounds good 😂
Andrew's pitch for the tribal combat match was absolutely should've been what happened.
Need a fantasy booking series from Andrew! Make it happen Pacitti you coward! ❤
Just realised. This is Pacitti Club & Andrew.
It’s almost time for the Summerfest!
Can't believe steps didn't get into Jack's battle royal
Summer smash hit 5,6,7,8 and the song summer of love
Can honestly say I've never seen a can of Lucozade before. Newcastle is a strange place.
Heel Randy costing Rhodes his match setting up a feud … Rhodes vs Orton
Have Finn win at ss then have Preist cash in on Finn on raw. Have JD attack Finn like Evolution attacked Randy the raw after ss 04. Great recreation of that. Finn would lose his 2nd World title (by beating Seth also) the 1st raw after he won it just like he had to give up the universal title. Have him face fans will be huge behind him and when he wins it again it will be huge!
Great episode
Why did no one have Jay lethal or the saquatch debut in the slim Jim battle royal
Nice to see Adam on the pitches video, but Andrew stole the whole show with his pitches. Up the Andrew.
Have you guys do video about ring announcers? If not you guys should
Roman & Paul should go Mega Heel & join Brock…now we got 10 pitches 😂
The Big Brother guy is from Gateshead.
Class video gents 😂
Yes. Adams first pitch was perfect. This protects Randy if he's really fucked up still and edges last heel run was very eh I think this would be great