Do Not Read: Secret Stoner Spots of San Francisco

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  • Опубліковано 1 чер 2015
  • Jimmy shares some books you probably should avoid reading this year, including Soranus' Gynecology.
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  • @cbunnz16
    @cbunnz16 9 років тому +373

    Steve Higgons everybody👏🏼👏🏼

    • @lukenaoumovitch4477
      @lukenaoumovitch4477 2 роки тому

      Higgins 😉

    • @lisam8044
      @lisam8044 6 місяців тому

      I cant stand him and he ruins the jokes..hes like the drunk guy in the room who interupts whos ever talking and hes not funny at all

  • @anonp9277
    @anonp9277 9 років тому +68

    Higgins knew what to expect working for the Tonight show starring Jimmy FALLon

    • @Belt4in1
      @Belt4in1 9 років тому +6

      Anon P This was so bad I immediately hit the dislike button

    • @jimmybrook8875
      @jimmybrook8875 9 років тому

      Anon P Fall on what?

    • @MrGeary08
      @MrGeary08 9 років тому

      >.?

    • @Edited6
      @Edited6 9 років тому

      Anon P This was so bad I immediately giggled and felt bad for it, I guess you deserve my thumbs up.

  • @RyansTribute
    @RyansTribute 9 років тому +28

    Higgins fainting is the funniest thing ive watched in so long. i actually laughed out super loud by myself. Thank you for cheering up my day!

  • @YamiSphinx
    @YamiSphinx 5 років тому +16

    That falling bit is the funniest I've ever found Higgins.

  • @micahpilson9836
    @micahpilson9836 Рік тому +4

    True story: my wife bought me a copy of Soranus' Gynecology last xmas. Now I have to do a prattfall every time she pulls the book out. In related news, I love my wife. I also love Steve Higgins.

  • @samanthapeters9549
    @samanthapeters9549 7 років тому +147

    Higgins has me laughing so hard 😂

    • @OpusKingOfficial
      @OpusKingOfficial 7 років тому

      Samantha Peters you have me blushing so hard

    • @Justin-tp1mx
      @Justin-tp1mx 3 роки тому +2

      you know it's all scripted and Higgins is just saying the jokes before Jimmy can

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran1984 7 років тому +22

    Soranus' Gynaecology
    Oh God stop it I can't help myself!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tewsimple
    @tewsimple 9 років тому +127

    The line after the highlighted chipmunk one is even better

  • @number7redking
    @number7redking 8 років тому +30

    I thought Soranus would have specialized in Proctology or at least Colonoscopy.

  • @ampz1466
    @ampz1466 8 років тому +93

    Higgins' falls just got funnier and funnier. I had tears in my eyes by the fourth one.

    • @TucBroder
      @TucBroder 2 роки тому

      He had me being annoyed.

  • @idoc4334
    @idoc4334 7 років тому +157

    Higgins' falling over and over had to be one of the funniest things ive ever seen

    • @Sid3y
      @Sid3y 5 років тому +6

      iDoc43 either you’re extremely good at sarcasm and funnier than Higgins, or I just don’t get what’s funny about him falling over and over again. It got annoying after the second time 🙄

    • @susanelder7192
      @susanelder7192 5 років тому

      iDoc43 ..........I can’t even !!!! I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JerodM
    @JerodM 8 років тому +159

    After chipmunk testicles line in book, it says, "He hastened away, leaving me to wonder why I was not so endowed." That was funny.

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 7 років тому +8

      I read that line as "he hamsters away". Oops.
      keeping with the theme at least?

    • @Chesh89
      @Chesh89 4 роки тому +4

      That sounds nuts to me.

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 4 роки тому

      That’s even BETTER 😂

  • @NoodleyBits
    @NoodleyBits 9 років тому +363

    If you get a Soranus, your gynecologist did it wrong

    • @foreseengust
      @foreseengust 8 років тому

      this is true

    • @JamesLandon
      @JamesLandon 8 років тому +10

      +FarfalleAlfredo (Faints)

    • @christopherdempsey3878
      @christopherdempsey3878 8 років тому

      +FarfalleAlfredo OH MAN! (Passes out cold)

    • @1029blue
      @1029blue 7 років тому +1

      If you've ever been to the gynecologist and they did what some gynecologists routinely do...

    • @JamesLandon
      @JamesLandon 7 років тому +3

      LolloRosso(Faints)

  • @ndgv2
    @ndgv2 9 років тому +42

    higgins is hilarious.

  • @mariacristinabruschi7700
    @mariacristinabruschi7700 2 роки тому +7

    I've not laughed this hard in years!! Higgins is the best!!!

  • @masallachai
    @masallachai 9 років тому +93

    He is allergic to SORANUS.

  • @abdallahselim4574
    @abdallahselim4574 7 років тому +162

    HIGGINS!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BrightShadow-
    @BrightShadow- 9 років тому +58

    I ACTUALLY favorited this! That's how quality it was as entertainment.

    • @Nutzername
      @Nutzername 9 років тому +14

      Bright Shadow I ACTUALLY liked that comment. That's how bright your shadow is as a nickname!

    • @rearealovesyuu
      @rearealovesyuu 8 років тому

      +Nutzername lol

  • @uleczkakropeczka570
    @uleczkakropeczka570 7 років тому +30

    Higgins is the best

  • @dantebouwer
    @dantebouwer 8 років тому +53

    Steve higgins is literally the funniest human being ever. I CANT EVEN

  • @RobertBenedikts
    @RobertBenedikts 7 років тому +42

    Higgins meant to say "let´s meet there at 4:20"

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 7 років тому +92

    Teacher: "Welcome to Standing Up school!"
    Higgins: **falls over**
    Teacher: **to Higgins** "And you fail!"

  • @yellowdays07
    @yellowdays07 8 років тому +2

    3:49 the sentence below "leaving me to wonder why I was not so endowed" lol I'm dying

  • @claredunn757
    @claredunn757 Рік тому +1

    Higgins falling over and over.. Omg! These are so funny!

  • @badhalf7024
    @badhalf7024 9 років тому +15

    Robert Jordan wrote the Wheel Of Time series which is actually pretty good.

    • @bonnieinla
      @bonnieinla 9 років тому +2

      Well Played Agree. I don't think Jimmy knows who he is, though.

  • @marcingorski4115
    @marcingorski4115 8 років тому +42

    Higgins stole this one

  • @Dyenosoreusrex
    @Dyenosoreusrex 9 років тому +57

    wtf how does he fall without falling into his painful.

    • @lineage2boy
      @lineage2boy 9 років тому +10

      Hunter Freeman Crashmat or something of sorts

    • @corbynjones27
      @corbynjones27 9 років тому

    • @DrMattDestruction
      @DrMattDestruction 9 років тому +26

      Hunter Freeman falling into his painful. amazing.

    • @hunterbermard545
      @hunterbermard545 8 років тому +1

      Hahahahahahahaha falling into his painful. That is amazing

    • @RealKorean
      @RealKorean 8 років тому +3

      That isn't engrish

  • @wraith_youtube
    @wraith_youtube 9 років тому +28

    When watching Do not read, I always get the feeling that they just had someone print some made up books for them so that they can present them to us, back then I remember it's in the USA so it's actually plausible.... :D

    • @chitownzgangsta97
      @chitownzgangsta97 9 років тому +14

      Lemur the Playmaker You can search them up.. They're actually real..

    • @wraith_youtube
      @wraith_youtube 9 років тому +1

      King You don't understand. They can think of some fcked up book that doesn't exist and then they go and have it published in a very small number of copies. Those books are then 'real' but they made them up... This is what I'd think if it was european show, but since it's the USA, i believe it's not made up :D

    • @ndgv2
      @ndgv2 9 років тому +5

      Lemur the Playmaker no. These are all real. Google them and look at the publication dates..

    • @annebonner4547
      @annebonner4547 9 років тому +2

      Lemur the Playmaker I found the marijuana one- its real. it has a website. www.secretstonerspots.com ...!

  • @johannesofie777
    @johannesofie777 9 років тому +22

    You missed the first name of the author of the San Francisco book: Emjay!

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 9 років тому +2

      Sofie Sunde Emjay *Franco* no less.

    • @MarinersFan1987
      @MarinersFan1987 9 років тому +1

      Sofie Sunde That was my thought exactly! How do you not notice on a stoner book that the author's name is "Emjay"?

    • @minniedoe
      @minniedoe 9 років тому +1

      Sofie Sunde
      Without the author connection, I don't think the book title/concept was that funny or weird to be on the Do Not Read list. Fallon missed not only the author's first name but last name as well. There was an opportunity for the writers to make a joke about actor James' Franco's (of Pineapple Express fame) lazy attempt at anonymising his anthology of travel journals.

    • @ilovemydog6847
      @ilovemydog6847 6 років тому

      Sofie Sunde Absolutely.

  • @kellygervais3440
    @kellygervais3440 7 років тому +5

    omg Higgins what a perfect fall 😁😁

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 9 років тому +3

    Hahaha this is the most Higgins has ever made me laugh XD

  • @giannavettese4566
    @giannavettese4566 7 років тому +22

    Higgins is the best 😂😂😂

  • @vadersangel790
    @vadersangel790 9 років тому +3

    Added "Sometimes the Appalachian Trail is..." to my Read List.

  • @KarthikCMouli
    @KarthikCMouli 7 років тому +26

    Is that Sarah Silverman in "Living with Fancy Plants" book

  • @evan.hongzhengyang7135
    @evan.hongzhengyang7135 9 років тому +2

    Higgins retiring tonight !! What a great run !!

  • @KeenKiyoshi
    @KeenKiyoshi 9 років тому +8

    Ohh Soranus , what a GREAT name bahahaha

    • @agriperma
      @agriperma 9 років тому +3

      AV Blizzard I would run from a proctologist named Soranus

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 8 років тому +6

    xD xD xD Oh my gosh, Higgins. The falling-down champion of the world.

  • @MrDadankness
    @MrDadankness 9 років тому +6

    Robert Jordan is my favorite author. Wheel of time is the best series ever imo

  • @willhanley3448
    @willhanley3448 9 років тому +27

    love this show so much it's the best

  • @hena1937
    @hena1937 7 років тому +15

    He was waited down by the pressure of all the jokes arriving in his brain at the same time.

  • @marioisnumberone5340
    @marioisnumberone5340 4 роки тому +5

    We need to have captions in this video because it's too funny with Higgins falling.

  • @TheWayneTrayne
    @TheWayneTrayne 6 років тому +8

    Higgins >>> Most Human Beings

  • @AnjaliSharma-fh5hr
    @AnjaliSharma-fh5hr 7 років тому +18

    Oh man. I love higgins.

  • @michellegulden1052
    @michellegulden1052 2 роки тому

    Higgins lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I laughed so hard, I had to catch my breath

  • @IgBtac0
    @IgBtac0 9 років тому +14

    Robert Jordan is actually a great writer.

    • @Edited6
      @Edited6 9 років тому +2

      IgBtac0 It's funny that Robert Jordan is actually a pen name.
      "Pen Name
      writing as
      Pseudonym."

  • @estell3
    @estell3 8 років тому +6

    Living With Fancy Plants

  • @PatrickRain0512
    @PatrickRain0512 9 років тому +2

    "We`re down to our last book"
    *falls down*

  • @annebonner4547
    @annebonner4547 9 років тому +11

    higgins is the best i love him!!!

  • @mikecox3387
    @mikecox3387 9 років тому +3

    Do You Want To Play With My Balls?
    by Cifaldi Brothers
    PLEASE DO THIS BOOK NEXT TIME JIMMY FALLON PLEASE LMAOOO

  • @icemancometh8679
    @icemancometh8679 3 роки тому

    3:24 Jimmy! Jimmy! Watch where you're putting your fingers! My eyes are burning! My eyes are burning!

  • @karabirb
    @karabirb 8 років тому +43

    Does anyone else feel like Higgins pushed that fainting joke to a point where it wasn't funny?

    • @degergard
      @degergard 8 років тому +3

      +Modnar47 Aw, soreanus?

    • @addisynretz3690
      @addisynretz3690 8 років тому +1

      +Addisyn Retz * faints *

    • @degergard
      @degergard 8 років тому

      +Addisyn Retz thank you!

    • @KauseXBL
      @KauseXBL 8 років тому +6

      I still died laughing every time

    • @KatB426
      @KatB426 8 років тому

      So did I!!

  • @JesusPulledMeThrough
    @JesusPulledMeThrough 9 років тому

    Hahaha!!! O Gosh. Mr. Higgins is so silly.
    Love Jimmy's show!

  • @kriSSy1989ja
    @kriSSy1989ja 9 років тому +21

    did no one else notice the stoner locations book was by "emjay franco"...i feel like they missed the opportunity to do a good james franco/ seth rogen joke there

  • @ainsleyandrews6455
    @ainsleyandrews6455 3 роки тому +1

    Higgins presence = great show

  • @FallonFanforlife1
    @FallonFanforlife1 2 роки тому

    Higgins isn’t falling on solid ground, there’s a sound of a mat behind the couch as he falls

  • @mybigbros
    @mybigbros 9 років тому +11

    Caitlyn Jenner???? *Falls down*

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 3 роки тому

    By the author of “theres a raccoon in my parka” 😂😂😂

  • @marioisnumberone5340
    @marioisnumberone5340 4 роки тому +3

    Time lapse of Higgins falling in this video:
    1st: 2:06
    2nd: 2:26
    3rd: 2:43
    4th: 3:12
    5th: 3:56
    6th: 4:38 (final)

  • @MS-gv6jd
    @MS-gv6jd 9 років тому +1

    higgins though! i wish i have an assistant like higgins. bet i'll be laughing all the time

  • @BillStrathearn
    @BillStrathearn 9 років тому +3

    Higgins took the while falling thing a bit too far

    • @degergard
      @degergard 8 років тому +1

      +Bill Strathearn Classic case of soreanus

  • @moppyg3741
    @moppyg3741 4 роки тому

    This should be a weekly segment

  • @doublev4409
    @doublev4409 6 років тому +1

    So apparently Higgins and Soranus had a falling out. 😂😂😂😂

  • @lu6358
    @lu6358 5 років тому

    Love Higgins 😂

  • @Blueveteran342
    @Blueveteran342 9 років тому +4

    920 ? lol

  • @infiniteaditya
    @infiniteaditya 9 років тому +12

    Poor Higgins can't handle it.

  • @JordanAthemusiclover
    @JordanAthemusiclover 9 років тому

    In this sketch, I thought Higgins was going for the world record of "most times fainting on a late night talk show"

  • @HariOmRadhaKrishna
    @HariOmRadhaKrishna 3 роки тому

    How do I not remember Higgins? Darn this pandemic. 2021

  • @hildapederson8174
    @hildapederson8174 2 роки тому

    Poor Higgins...the possibilities are endless!

  • @FineAfroHairHappines
    @FineAfroHairHappines 9 років тому

    Best Higgins banter. Ever

  • @sophiabarrientez9131
    @sophiabarrientez9131 8 років тому +1

    she's saying, come dance with us

  • @wishingonthemoon1
    @wishingonthemoon1 2 роки тому

    Living with fancy plants sounds like a book for me 😂

  • @smjai477
    @smjai477 9 років тому +1

    Emjay Franco...come on guys we all know it's James. He almost got us.

  • @vanessalage373
    @vanessalage373 9 років тому

    I'm dying of laughter 😂

  • @dmgdubp4319
    @dmgdubp4319 9 років тому

    Higgins was having too much fun.

  • @cheesecakeoverload5639
    @cheesecakeoverload5639 3 роки тому +1

    I love this dude!

  • @lionessmummy4418
    @lionessmummy4418 7 років тому +1

    Higgins can crack fall like no other!

  • @socialfixer
    @socialfixer 8 років тому +2

    I'm pretty sure the first book was written for Phil Lester

  • @dianewilson2442
    @dianewilson2442 9 місяців тому

    I've actually read the Fallon Legacy and The Fallon Pride and they're really good LOL

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 6 років тому

    He did it 6 times! Gosh Higgins!!

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 6 років тому

    Emjay was the first name of the writer of the pot book... hehe. MJ. Mary Jane.

  • @ThePassionateJetSetter
    @ThePassionateJetSetter 9 років тому

    Oh i loved this a little too much lol

  • @Renji9031
    @Renji9031 9 років тому

    Try writing a book as Reagan O'Neil... while dead. Funny thing is, either way, we still wouldn't have Dragon Balls.

  • @twodogs716
    @twodogs716 9 років тому

    One thing I really like about Fallon is that he allows Higgins to contribute to the comedy and he is great at it. But, sometimes, he misses out on an opportunity.
    In this case, he should have asked if Lyn Hancock-s middle name was Mia, if not DeMia. Eh?

  • @shukriaapso8404
    @shukriaapso8404 4 роки тому

    Secret stoner spots on Appalachian Mountains would be more appropriate lol

  • @mvemjsunp8
    @mvemjsunp8 9 років тому +3

    1:15 Let's meet there at 4:20

    • @Moxertons
      @Moxertons 9 років тому +1

      Mvem at Love Affair with a Cougar?

    • @mvemjsunp8
      @mvemjsunp8 9 років тому +1

      ***** I know. I wish he'd said 4:20 though.

    • @DrMattDestruction
      @DrMattDestruction 9 років тому

      Mvem i don't. it was too obvious to say that. i laughed @ "9:20."

  • @BiggJohn96
    @BiggJohn96 9 років тому +1

    Aah. Good old Higgins...

  • @pookyg1984
    @pookyg1984 9 років тому +1

    Fancy Plants looks like it could be Sarah Silverman's mom

  • @patrickperry2497
    @patrickperry2497 4 роки тому +1

    Gotta love going the extra mile for a shitty bit

  • @TheSmellyLama
    @TheSmellyLama 9 років тому

    Hahaha this is amazing XD

  • @smooth9431
    @smooth9431 9 років тому +8

    Higgins stole the show!

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 9 років тому

    Yeah 100% stoned out of his mind when he wrote that lmao

  • @mayflower7811
    @mayflower7811 9 років тому

    That's the funniest thing that Higgins has ever done.

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 8 років тому

    I can now honestly & blamelessly say "I'm glad that that old guy fell down six times in a row."

  • @artemis_lena
    @artemis_lena 9 років тому

    Higgins, you amazing man you.

  • @TheAj1198
    @TheAj1198 9 років тому

    freaking higgins Loooool

  • @andrewsugrue2170
    @andrewsugrue2170 8 років тому

    They broke Higgins!

  • @mew5395
    @mew5395 6 років тому

    higgins is a treasure

  • @cooperhilinsky5939
    @cooperhilinsky5939 7 років тому

    Wow this was hysterical. You couldn't make up funnier book titles.

  • @22lyric
    @22lyric 2 роки тому

    Can you imagine whoever having to read the whole book just to find the funny parts?

    • @johnanderson9765
      @johnanderson9765 Рік тому

      A lot of people really like to read, and it has to be someone on Jimmy's staff which means he or she is getting paid to do it.

  • @los4menzos
    @los4menzos 9 років тому

    Wow. He definitely fake-fainted WAY too many times haha....