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  • @asecretone
    @asecretone Рік тому +6386

    Best sketch of 2015.

  • @DannyFedora
    @DannyFedora Рік тому +3830

    loving how just the Please Don't Destroy intro popping up now instantly brings out cheers

    • @Bat_Boy
      @Bat_Boy Рік тому +7

      Nah, they are unfunny.

    • @mpettway6982
      @mpettway6982 Рік тому +79

      ​@Bat_Boy They're not funny to you, it's just an opinion.

    • @AlanJohnMcGowan
      @AlanJohnMcGowan Рік тому +36

      @@Bat_Boy They are the best part of SNL right now. Did you see all the crap Pedro Pascal had to act through?

    • @JBrotsis1
      @JBrotsis1 Рік тому +12

      @@Bat_Boytroll

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 Рік тому +47

      @@AlanJohnMcGowanwhat? That was actually a good episode

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Рік тому +6020

    I like the idea that the only requirement to replace Ben is to be a ginger.

    • @hand3536
      @hand3536 Рік тому +19

      @Thadeus Chud my ginga

    • @St3phenking13
      @St3phenking13 Рік тому +4

      Real talk we need to have the overdue discussion about the Anti-gender movement in Hollywood. Shit is silly.

    • @Numbabu
      @Numbabu Рік тому +43

      @@St3phenking13 I have absolutely no idea what that means.

    • @Maenadsattack
      @Maenadsattack Рік тому +13

      I like the idea that the only requirement for getting your sketch group on SNL is your dad being a producer.

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege Рік тому +3

      Because they all look alike?

  • @JesusChristMarie
    @JesusChristMarie Рік тому +3638

    I love that they never mention all the out of place stuff in these sketches, like why they’re eating dinner at what has to be 2 in the morning

    • @XxstardropzdreammxX
      @XxstardropzdreammxX Рік тому +64

      Omg I just realized that 😂

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Рік тому +59

      bc they went to NYU

    • @SensitiveEvent
      @SensitiveEvent Рік тому +55

      Clock on the appliance displays 7:31 when everyone sits down.

    • @dygitalsol7312
      @dygitalsol7312 Рік тому +15

      Or because they work/write for SNL and they have to work late hours.

    • @anarchist_parable
      @anarchist_parable Рік тому +10

      @@dygitalsol7312 Tell me you don't have kids without telling me. They sat down for family dinner not after work food 😂

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut Рік тому +2780

    Obsessed with the idea of these two guys in their mid-20s having a teenage son lol

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Рік тому +95

      He's adopted.

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 Рік тому +55

      They started reeeeally early!

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Рік тому +31

      Or -- hear me out -- they're in their 30s

    • @quietastronaut
      @quietastronaut Рік тому +11

      @@icantollie They're 24 and 28

    • @xmarine73
      @xmarine73 Рік тому +36

      @@canaisyoung3601 I mean, no matter what their age, that was literally the only option...

  • @babyvia6712
    @babyvia6712 Рік тому +3333

    Can’t believe Martin is cheating on Lizzo omg

    • @henrytawnn8694
      @henrytawnn8694 Рік тому +140

      She got a man on the Minnesota Vikings, so I think she'll be fine.

    • @robertdigiovanni1941
      @robertdigiovanni1941 Рік тому +137

      I was about to comment the same thing. How does he get so far with the charm and sex appeal of a scarecrow?

    • @melco326
      @melco326 Рік тому +4

      Came here to say

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 Рік тому +48

      @@robertdigiovanni1941 ha! bet he didn’t even have the guts to take his shirt off in front of her 😞

    • @robertdigiovanni1941
      @robertdigiovanni1941 Рік тому +64

      @@babyvia6712 True, but if he was wearing a Plirt, why would he even want to?

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut Рік тому +3087

    Love how Woody's character went from being ready to kill them to being all excited about them having a baby "Aw they have a baby too" 🤣🤣

    • @StephRae
      @StephRae Рік тому +49

      Woody is so chaotic. Absolutely perfect.

    • @Southernblonde1310
      @Southernblonde1310 Рік тому +18

      That was one of my favorite parts.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Рік тому

      @@StephRae he’s also a COVID conspiracy nutter whacko

    • @atralis5134
      @atralis5134 Рік тому

      Weird trivia but Woody Harrelson's dad was a hitman that spent the vast majority of his life in prison.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Harrelson
      He assassinated a federal judge.

  • @beefusmcwellington2933
    @beefusmcwellington2933 Рік тому +1589

    Anytime I watch a please don’t destroy video I truly can’t tell what’s gonna happen 😂 They get more unpredictable every single time 👏🏼👏🏼

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 Рік тому +4

      I was literally holding my face with both hands - Home Alone style. I could feel the incredulous humor/surprise on my face, but I couldn't relax my muscles until it was over. Then I watched it again without the stress of not knowing what was gonna happen.

    • @richarddecredico6098
      @richarddecredico6098 Рік тому +1

      Comedy for people that have no idea what humor is

    • @jimwall2291
      @jimwall2291 Рік тому +4

      It's a bit like Lonely Island videos, where everything is kind of surreal. Like someone wrote out what they dreamed the night before.

  • @Mangor100
    @Mangor100 Рік тому +335

    Bens timing and way he says "its not 2015 man" is freaking gold, these guys are one of the best additions to SNL ever

  • @zachparade2791
    @zachparade2791 Рік тому +1611

    The way Keenan hugs and jumps around in a circle that little girl is EXACTLY what I expect an Uncle Keenan to do! 😆

    • @baylinkdashyt
      @baylinkdashyt Рік тому +11

      'long as he's not being mad at you for not telling him that Auto Trader will deliver his used car...

    • @gertpacu3926
      @gertpacu3926 Рік тому +9

      I do like Keenan.. Always like him since I was a kid and Keenan and Kel was on.

    • @EntertainmentTadayyyy
      @EntertainmentTadayyyy Рік тому +3

      😆😆😆😆

    • @adamwarlock1
      @adamwarlock1 2 місяці тому +1

      That girl looked so happy. Anybody would be lucky to have an Uncle Keenan.

  • @elvis1745
    @elvis1745 Рік тому +405

    The "IT'S NOT 2015!" part had me rolling!

  • @subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019
    @subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019 Рік тому +563

    I laughed at the dad vibe woody had when he said “is everything ok with you and your little friends” 😂

    • @jenniferfranco8263
      @jenniferfranco8263 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @grm6740
      @grm6740 9 місяців тому +3

      I think it's a play on the fact woodys dad was a contract killer. Hence why he says let's Kill then in the next scene

    • @subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019
      @subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019 9 місяців тому +1

      @@grm6740 😳 thats insane! I never knew that! glad he grew up a good normal guy.

  • @therealdq
    @therealdq 25 днів тому +10

    "and you're available Saturdays..." is asked to the actor auditioning. Love this little throwaway line

  • @simaoalicechen2448
    @simaoalicechen2448 Рік тому +511

    "Radical Acceptance." Very underrated line.

    • @marthareis5873
      @marthareis5873 Рік тому +35

      I loved that -- amazing how concisely they communicated the idea that they were long suffering parents of a teenager with just a few words. This skit has LAYERS.

  • @jessif.
    @jessif. Рік тому +236

    Woody made this one of the best Do Not Destroys ever.
    I love the way he said, “That’s a low blow” and his cheerful smile at the end.

  • @ceejeezyCGZ
    @ceejeezyCGZ Рік тому +982

    The Please Don't Destroy team are always hilarious.

  • @babykukla
    @babykukla Рік тому +438

    My favorite part of the entire show. Brilliantly written, and excellently played.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Рік тому +1538

    Woody’s delivery of the word stakeout was everything. This sketch is their only recurring sketch and it never fails to amuse

    • @saanasalonen8684
      @saanasalonen8684 11 місяців тому +5

      recurring? can you tell me names of the rest so i can catch up please?

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 11 місяців тому

      @@saanasalonen8684 are you too stoned to look on UA-cam for yourself? They all have the same name

  • @jerrybayless7677
    @jerrybayless7677 Рік тому +99

    I love how the stakeout vehicle is an immaculate 1978 Oldsmobile Regency, like it would just blend in and not look suspicious. Hanging with Woody is like being in a true time machine.

    • @juliebayless1181
      @juliebayless1181 Рік тому +8

      It's like it is from one of those 70's cop/detective shows like Hawaii Five-O.

    • @barbraseville8984
      @barbraseville8984 Місяць тому +1

      I screamed.
      I literally said out loud, "Why is that their car?!?!"

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met Рік тому +54

    Love these guys. Glad John and Martin found each other.

  • @gabrielidusogie9189
    @gabrielidusogie9189 Рік тому +192

    I like how the people that are auditioning for Ben even wear his style of clothes. In fact Ben has worn those clothes before.

  • @southparkfan01
    @southparkfan01 Рік тому +107

    Throwing the phones away took it to another level!

    • @TheCountryMouse
      @TheCountryMouse Рік тому +5

      Love how John holds the trash can without taking his eyes off the screen, lol!

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 11 місяців тому +47

    the throwing the phone away to avoid texting back is so stupidly funny. these are always the best sketches

    • @TERPSTUD1
      @TERPSTUD1 9 місяців тому +3

      Omg I spit my drink out when he threw the phone away.

    • @cartercartercartercar
      @cartercartercartercar 9 місяців тому +2

      @@TERPSTUD1 ghosting taken to the next level

  • @SemourKlitz
    @SemourKlitz Рік тому +78

    OMG ... I could not stop laughing at at this skit! Those "Please Don't Destroy" segments are the bomb! SNL needs to pump out more of these.

  • @DakinRinone
    @DakinRinone Рік тому +205

    "It's 2015 man, it's not insane." Something only an insane man would say! Lolol has me dying.

  • @korbell1089
    @korbell1089 Рік тому +208

    I love that Woody's answer is to immediately pull out a gun!😅

  • @annapri1526
    @annapri1526 9 місяців тому +15

    "its 2015 man" I'm dead 😂

  • @annierebeccaa
    @annierebeccaa 10 місяців тому +7

    “it’s 2015, it’s okay to be gay”
    “It’s not 2015, man!”

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 Рік тому +105

    They are back with an amazing and funny sketch as usual. Wish they made more this season ❤❤

  • @slnwlf
    @slnwlf Рік тому +27

    "it's not 2015!" gets me every time 😂

  • @YarrBr0
    @YarrBr0 Рік тому +27

    "I feel like we're back at NYU right now" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisg220
    @chrisg220 Рік тому +502

    Who else wants 2 full hours of Please Don't Destroy skits?

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Рік тому +5

      🤚

    • @jesusanaya
      @jesusanaya Рік тому +10

      They're doing a movie actually

    • @charlottestockham9529
      @charlottestockham9529 Рік тому +15

      Yes and no. I feel like it’s such a rare gem that keeping it this way is part of the brilliance of it all.

    • @DS-182
      @DS-182 Рік тому +3

      ​@Charlotte Stockham
      I agree with that.. but an over concentration would make them fade out too fast... but on the other hand, I'd rather watch them for an hour than SNL and the lame musical "artists" the host picks

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 Рік тому +2

      They wrote a movie that’s coming out this august

  • @zachhalverson69
    @zachhalverson69 Рік тому +28

    "We'll make it look like a robbery." is a very underrated line

  • @neojd
    @neojd Рік тому +28

    1 of their best. Just kept upping the ante. Loved the “it’s not 2015 man!” 😂

  • @BryceEdwardBrown
    @BryceEdwardBrown Рік тому +45

    Kenan throwing his phone in the trash gives me life

  • @emiliallthetime
    @emiliallthetime Рік тому +11

    the 2015 line fking sent me over the edge lmao

  • @keefthestone
    @keefthestone Рік тому +14

    Receives a text from Ben.
    Immediately throws the whole phone away. 😂

  • @jptv8913
    @jptv8913 Рік тому +51

    john and martin kissing was not something i knew i needed

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Рік тому +4

      Are they bi bc their on-screen affection was hecka believable

  • @JG-ue2cv
    @JG-ue2cv Рік тому +20

    This was awesome. Ben’s part and reactions were great. Talented guys.

  • @peepeebean
    @peepeebean Рік тому +87

    “Please don’t destroy”just keeps getting better and better

  • @KikiLynnie
    @KikiLynnie Рік тому +54

    “I’ll make it look like a robbery” 💀💀💀

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Рік тому

      Wait how does that make it better lol

    • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
      @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn Рік тому +1

      ​@90s kid I don't know, but Woody's Dad was a hit-man. Knowing that I thought it was funny that his solution was to murder them

  • @jasmines.4306
    @jasmines.4306 Рік тому +7

    not the nepo babies attacking my Ben! lmao

  • @jamesecowans5220
    @jamesecowans5220 Рік тому +33

    A please don’t destroy video is always the best in a snl skit

  • @nancyowens1829
    @nancyowens1829 Рік тому +8

    That’s what I thought it was!!!! Omg I’ve watched this skit 900 times it’s gold. Bravo boys!!!!!

  • @busstop1100
    @busstop1100 Рік тому +2

    That face right after they look really cozy

  • @serabera0
    @serabera0 8 місяців тому +5

    This sketch is hysterical!

  • @HarleyKita
    @HarleyKita Рік тому +11

    “They can’t just keep throwing out their phones!”

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Рік тому +41

    I love these please don’t destroy videos

  • @jokey_outlook4797
    @jokey_outlook4797 Рік тому +6

    "They can't just keep throwing their phones away." 😂

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 Рік тому +20

    I was mesmerized by the framed Paul Rudd autograph!

    • @henrytawnn8694
      @henrytawnn8694 Рік тому +1

      I saw that, too.

    • @Zebragirl2
      @Zebragirl2 Рік тому

      It’s from the sketch with Zoe Kravitz where they gave cat woman a woman cat (they gave ant man a man ant).

  • @silentblackhole
    @silentblackhole Місяць тому +2

    You got to respect the committment to the bit with that kiss!

  • @Sam-mh4mc
    @Sam-mh4mc Рік тому +1

    lmaoo I can't get enough of these guys ? I have been watching SNL for a long time, how am I just now stumbling upon these guys ??

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable Рік тому +3

    "They can't just keep throwing their phones away!" 😂👌🏾

  • @sirsmokeefortwence25
    @sirsmokeefortwence25 Рік тому +5

    Seeing those kisses felt right.

  • @bryguy87
    @bryguy87 Рік тому +6

    “Hey man it’s 2015…. It’s not insane to be gay” 😂 I love these guys.. every time it’s a hit.

  • @AllanAdamson
    @AllanAdamson Рік тому +38

    5 minutes after Woody is plotting their death via a staged robbery, they select him as their new best friend, now that's true to life

  • @NayatSarı
    @NayatSarı Рік тому +11

    Ben: What’s happening here!?!!😮
    Me: What’s happening here!?!!😂

  • @queenwednesdayart
    @queenwednesdayart Рік тому +30

    It's like they wrote a whole sketch around the fact that they wanted to kiss.

  • @vikio452
    @vikio452 Рік тому +9

    Wow that teenager really looked like a perfect mix of his two dads.

  • @petroskatsilieris1897
    @petroskatsilieris1897 Рік тому +20

    Those "Please don't destroy" sketches are BY FAR the best of this season's SNL.

  • @josshersmusic8483
    @josshersmusic8483 Рік тому +41

    Please Don’t Destroy is in it’s own league. SNL is lucky to have them

  • @ltstan4460
    @ltstan4460 Рік тому +30

    Looked for their sketch after every show hoping I had just missed it - ecstatic to see them this week
    & BEN ... if you're out there...
    YOU ARE IRREPLACEABLE!!!!! Scene stealer EVERY TIME
    (except maybe when that kid was on as the new friend...he absolutely killed it :)

  • @zheerhan
    @zheerhan Рік тому +21

    Part of me was hoping that when Ben burst in they would make him audition because they didn't recognize it was actually him

  • @Booklpver
    @Booklpver Рік тому +9

    Yes!!!! I have been dying for a please don't destroy video

  • @_JONGFIRE
    @_JONGFIRE Рік тому +11

    "It's not 2015 man"🤣🤣

  • @TeamGlasshole
    @TeamGlasshole Рік тому +3

    It's not ok to miss these

  • @Sam-mh4mc
    @Sam-mh4mc Рік тому +4

    woody's calm voice when saying "It's 2015. It's not insane to be gay" with full conviction took me out lmao

  • @StudioInkblot
    @StudioInkblot Рік тому +14

    The killing suggestion is funny when considering that Woody's dad was an assassin.

    • @josephduran1029
      @josephduran1029 Рік тому

      Right? He did a hit on Federal Judge John Wood. The Federal Courthouse in SA is named after him.

    • @mkfd4571
      @mkfd4571 Рік тому

      IKR?

  • @Room142
    @Room142 Рік тому +11

    The gun cocking is when I lost it

  • @haemusic1
    @haemusic1 Рік тому +5

    throwing the phones away is the funniest thing ever...hahhahahaha

  • @Bones_
    @Bones_ Рік тому +16

    Ben's face and the "wut" at 1:31 made my soul briefly leave my body
    Edit: Watching it a second time the "it's 2015 it's not insane to be gay" and again Ben's face, I'm literally coughing from laughing too hard

  • @shepherdaaron9683
    @shepherdaaron9683 Рік тому +4

    “It’s 2015, it’s not insane to be gay” has become a phrase I probably say at least twice a day as a gay person

  • @HeWhoIsNamedPatrick
    @HeWhoIsNamedPatrick 10 місяців тому +3

    Throwing their phones away after getting a text from him is the best way to say, F off!

  • @NayatSarı
    @NayatSarı Рік тому +62

    It was worth waiting for!! 😂 You never know what you get and they kill it every time! 😂

  • @emptycradle1304
    @emptycradle1304 Рік тому +3

    I just jumped on the Please Don't Destroy wagon... gonna be a long night....

  • @jonathanmcghee2901
    @jonathanmcghee2901 Рік тому +6

    Them sneaking a kiss 💀💀

  • @johnsykes3526
    @johnsykes3526 Рік тому +5

    Top ten in skits IMO.

  • @juliocervantes2124
    @juliocervantes2124 Рік тому +7

    So funny and the best part is that they are actually acting and not blatantly reading off que cards.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Рік тому +3

      The pretaped sketches don't use cue cards. Meaning the actors actually have to act.

    • @vigneshsiva2515
      @vigneshsiva2515 11 місяців тому

      ​@@canaisyoung3601q

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut Рік тому +13

    A positive spin on this: Isn't it actually a great compliment to Ben that they're spending time with him at all when they're busy with a family of FOUR kids? lol

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Рік тому +53

    I was not expecting the whole secret relationship and family twist, this was hilarious 😂 also Woody just casually pulling out the g*n and saying “… time to kill them?”

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Рік тому +4

      Depending on how dark your sense of humor is, that part is funnier when you realize that Woody Harrelson's father was a hitman.

  • @VieenRennes
    @VieenRennes 11 місяців тому +2

    These guys are so original

  • @meilicat
    @meilicat Рік тому +2

    THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED WHEN JOHN AND MARTIN STARTED MAKING OUT

  • @fppbliss8284
    @fppbliss8284 11 місяців тому +3

    I haven’t laughed so hard is so long😂 I’m fucking crying😭😭😭

  • @amymitman173
    @amymitman173 Рік тому +3

    i choked on my tea at "it's not 2015 man"

    • @Nightowl333
      @Nightowl333 Рік тому

      Me too lol idk why but that was so funny

  • @blanktom6049
    @blanktom6049 Рік тому +1

    Props to SNL and PDD for doing a real kiss instead of that overt the top exaggerated thing that's normally done when a gay couple kiss.

  • @Cheeselord83
    @Cheeselord83 11 місяців тому +4

    This is hands down my favorite PDD sketch. It's genius.

  • @WebberLowe
    @WebberLowe 4 місяці тому +1

    I really love when they're playing Tony Hawk how excited they are over ollieing which is literally just pressing one button at any time.

  • @jmr1123
    @jmr1123 Рік тому +36

    Ben, you may look like Big Bird if he lost all his feathers, but you're still irreplaceable ❤ this is so damn funny 😂 Woody in that wig almost took me out

  • @j.drewmiller3009
    @j.drewmiller3009 Рік тому +15

    Incredible!! I have been dying to get more from them for weeks and this absolutely delivered 😂

  • @Nightowl333
    @Nightowl333 Рік тому +2

    1:56 LOL 😂 idk why but that was the funniest part imo. ITS NOT 2015 MAN

  • @charleskema2009
    @charleskema2009 Рік тому +3

    I remember these dudes started on youtube, looks like SNL got to them...Good for them!

  • @mateopaez1020
    @mateopaez1020 Рік тому +3

    Please don’t destroy is the saving grace of snl

  • @sosked78
    @sosked78 Рік тому +3

    It's funny, since in PDD's first independent videos on UA-cam, John and Ben are the mum and dad of Martin.

  • @hucklebuckchuck7218
    @hucklebuckchuck7218 10 місяців тому +2

    I think it’s hilarious how you can tell that they are both smiling during the skit while they kiss because obviously it’s ridiculous and hilarious.😂

  • @Jakuboooooooooo
    @Jakuboooooooooo Рік тому +2

    SNL has not missed with their hosts this year

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice Рік тому +3

    “They have a family?!??!”

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself Рік тому +13

    The title card alone is getting crowd love, these men must be cherished.

  • @zoeledwards6617
    @zoeledwards6617 7 місяців тому +1

    It’s 2015 y’all and love watching this movie every year.

  • @drift3rkid66
    @drift3rkid66 Рік тому +2

    OMG!! A 1980s Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme sedan!! Nice!!

  • @ianreject
    @ianreject 2 місяці тому +3

    honestly the audience laughing is taking me out