This Was A Massive Failure
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He bullied the creators of TESLA out of ownership, not invented
It was a hostile corporate takeover, something very common in Elons resume.
@@borissand3891he didnt do anything for spacex either. He just owns it
Typical youtuber misinformation, (i believe them)
Everyone loves to say he invented Tesla, as if that statement is correct in any kind of way
Boohoo
He didn’t invent Tesla nor does he own it. He is an investor that owns stock in Tesla
@@claudecmcdonald he is not a co founder of Tesla
@@claudecmcdonald He wasn't necessarily a co-founder, Elon Musk simply bought his way into the company. What the original founders of Tesla said was, Elon Musk simply thought up of the idea of charging ports, specifically made only for Tesla. Basically, Tesla cars can't roll up to any random gas station for electric cars, they have to have charging ports exclusively for Tesla cars.
Eventually though, Elon Musk invested so much money into Tesla, he could kick the original founders out of the board, making him the sole CEO. He tried changing history in the early days to make himself appear as a co-founder, when that is not the case. Especially if anyone can do a simple google search and see how he pretty much forced his way into being a CEO.
@@claudecmcdonald he’s the ceo cause he owns a lot of stock and is on the board he was just an early investor. Tesla was founded by 2 other guys
Also it was with his daddies slave emerald mine money
@@NerdyHillbilly emeralds like minecraft?
Person who buys $500 PS5 shirt is the exact target demographic of the Cybertruck.
especially if they commission fat furry art...
God damnit don't remind me of that one union art that got commissioned
Literally, I shouldn't have been surprised Pyro said he'd still buy a Tesla, he's their dream consumer.
Pyro literary turning into a person whom he made fun of. He has been playing it as irony since these 1-2 years and its getting evident he has become that
Jokes aside if pyro shits on ps5 so much then why he wears ps5 merch
fun fact about the stainless steel plating: because it has no paint coating on it, some people whove bought one have experienced the actual body of the car rusting within less than a week of buying one, and the cleaning instructions tell you so many things you cant do that basically the only way you can clean it is to regularly wipe down the entire car with window cleaner in a shaded room. yes, thats right, as it turns out the paint coating that every single other car in the world comes with *isn't* just for looks, but actually to preserve the car's chassis.
Its to the point you need to put those full body stickers(don't know what they're called) if you really do like the truck and want to preserve it. Because it'll stain under most normal conditions and rust. Its genuinely awful.
@@astupidlylongnamethatstoolongvinyl wrap
I have never seen amateur engineering like this, god.
Even the most uneducated builder who installs your patio or balcony equipment knows that metal will need waterproof coatings and protection.
Stainless is stainLESS. Doesn't mean it won't rust. Case and point is abuse you're Stainless sink and see what happens.
@@hackaboom well that's because rust technically isn't a stain, it's the metal itself
the Cybertruck does not meet the requirements to be legal in the UK and EU, you literally cannot drive one of these anywhere in Europe
Yeah I was thinking that man a car that heavy wouldnt count as a car in my country wtf? Like you'd have to get actual truck license.
Geh laws
@Boomtendo4tw Based laws. You couldn't even drive that thing if half of Europe anyways, the roads are way to small 😂😂😂
Lmao
Good law
he did NOT invent tesla bro
Yeah Tesla’s mom did that
Fr man is an all around fraud lmao
Nicola Tesla was romanian
It's the slop channel, what can you do 🤷🤷
Yeah it was 2 person that sold it to musky
Pyro, you should know, the main downside to drive by wire is that in the event of a complete electrical failure your steering stops working entirely and the vehicle will just... go whatever direction it wants to( oncoming traffic or the ditch) and you will be holding a limp disk in your hand. Have had this happen in a car on the highway at 65 mph, almost met god that day.
well at least brakes works right? Tho i cant imagine how frightening that would be in the middle of a busy traffic
@@shadower227 I asume if the breakes aren't also electrical, then sure i guess they would still work.
@@legeulHow much are we willing to bet they made it electrical too.
@@astupidlylongnamethatstoolong It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they were electrical as well.
Also in older teslas the doors wouldnt open if the power had a failure. Super fun when the car is on fire. People have died because of this.
>$80,000 truck
>accelerator pedal is glued on
when will elon musk discover what screws are
That's not futuristic man. Glue though, very futuristic.
definitely the greatest mind of our generation
No wonder his screws are loose, he keeps glueing them only for them to wear off when his monkey brain exhausted itself from overthinking.
The vibrations from driving the cyber truck would make screws go loose and tapping threads can be very expensive on such a large scale, glue is a much cheaper and better alternative because if it’s proper then it will probably keep things together for the lifespan of the car
@@billclinton3862 glue works well for a lot of applications, but on this truck where the pedals are moving constantly, screws or bolts would keep them in place far better, so long as you tighten them well and maybe use thread locker, yeah it costs more but the truck already comes at a premium
I like how the truck was in production for almost 4 years then the entire workforce didn't do quality checks and let every owner die from permanent speed. What a terrible excuse.
Permanent speed sounds like the title of a game that pyro would review.
It’s crazy how people will blame the lowest level in a. Chain of command for everything. Like no it’s obviously not the car plant assembly line workers fault.
Look man, I know this is the slop channel and everything, but do you really need to have slop for a brain as well?
You should know damn well how corporate hierarchy prevents any sort of refusal from the lower levels. Somebody doesn't comply or does something inconvenient? Replace them! They're expendable.
I worked at a Tesla manufacturing building
Do not buy a Tesla
Pyro was onto something when he brought up the glue stick; shit is held together with hopes and dreams
It's so hilarious that we live in a timeline where American made cars are significantly worse than the Chinese ones. But electric cars market just proves this. Rode on a new Zeekr in Moscow a couple of months ago, it was a literal heaven experience. Can't see Tesla compete.
Whoa a whistle blower
@@ilyakusenco8151 Trump warned about you
@@ilyakusenco8151the worst thing about electric cars is people think they are good for environment but they rely on new lithium mines for the batteries making them much worse for the environment
"held together with hopes and dreams" I guess its also held with the power of determination then.
11:26 "Tesla's Cope about 'no-paint finish', they basically said, 'cars overtime, they age, they rust, and by not being painted, it's going to be incredibly resistant to that.'"
This is 100% false. Due to the fact that the Cybertruck's base model has no paint or even a clear finish, just being exposed steel, it rusts extremely easily. Multiple people have seen it start to rust in less than 2 weeks, and I've seen a report of somebody who's received their Cybetruck with rust already on it.
One of the primary reasons for a car to be painted, regardless of what one wants it to look like, is to prevent rust and other damage to the body over time. It's the same reason why almost all exposed metal and wood things have some sort of paint, cover, wrap, or some other finish.
The irony is Mazda had issues with rusting cus of issues with their paint. You'd think folk would remember that and go "oh gee, paint is kinda important"
Stainless steel doesn't rust painted or not. If there is rust on that thing it's on the surface and should be easily brushed off.
That very much depends on the Stainless Steel,@@everythingmotorsport. While the Cybertruck is more resistant to rust than most other finish-less bare metal things, it's far from 'rust-proof', and none of the sources I can find ever state that this rust can just be brushed off.
"In addition, do not use, and/or immediately remove, chemical, corrosive, or non-pH neutral substances (including but not limited to: acidic liquids or materials, grease, oil, tree resin, dead insects, tar spots, road salt, industrial fallout, etc.) as they can cause corrosion on the vehicle's exterior.
CAUTION
Tesla is not liable for any damage caused by failing to refer to official guidance."
- Tesla Cybertruck Owner's Manual | Cleaning Section
"Just picked up my Cybertruck today. The advisor specifically mentioned the cybertrucks develop orange rust marks in the rain and that required the vehicle to be buffed out."
- Cybertruck Owner's Club | Forums > Tech > Cosmetic/Physical Upkeep, Maintenance, Repairs, Detailing, Protection > Rust Spots/Corrosion is the Norm
"Refining steel does not automatically mean making it stainless. Depending on the proportion of chromium, titanium, nickel, nitrogen and other additives, this results in very different properties. These range from better formability and a maximum degree of hardness to permanent rust resistance, even against acids."
"It is not only the photos with numerous traces of rust that are remarkable. Tesla's cleaning recommendations for the Cybertruck also confirm the impression that the steel grade is one of the less resistant variants."
- Notebookcheck | "Tesla Cybertruck rusts: Not all stainless steel is the same" | Expert Reviews and News on Laptops, Smartphones and Tech Innovations > News > News Archive > Newsarchive 2024 02
Brother forgot to charge his steam deck 💀 💀 💀
Bro visited his friend
PyroLIVE was a massive failure
Only if he dress up everyday femboy
is*
Only if he dressed up everyday
Let me guess, you're a blue check on "X" and you love the Cybertruck despite it being a colossal failure.
Only if he dressed up as a women everyday
As a certified member of the Elon Must Hate Club board, allow me to supplement some information on this disaster of a product.
1. Owners report the stainless steel body rusts extremely quickly if not maintained all the time and if you have dead bugs on it the terms say you need to clean it ASAP, as you mentioned since it has no paint or any coating. You **can** get a coating from Tesla to prevent this... for an additional $2-3k (idr which).
2. Being the body is made up of the aforementioned practically freshly machined steel, the edges are incredibly sharp. Closing the door on your fingers will slice them off but even if you hit your shin on the side of the door it'll slash you open. There's zero sensors on anything automatically closing, so anything that does that can cut off whatever you stick in it.
3. You mentioned about the rear view camera but in addition, if you have the tailgate down (such as if you're hauling something (like someone who drives a truck might do)) the camera points down at the road as it's on the tailgate instead of, idk, the bumper.
4. My mom's Honda Civic can offroad better than this thing. It's demonstrably terrible at driving up uneven inclines.
5. The "Full Self Driving" (ironically Tesla now calls it 'Supervised Full Self Driving' because of a lawsuit where someone was killed because of it) both does not work on the Cybertruck (as you mentioned), but to make up for that it's really good at killing people when you do have it.
6. In general the Cybertruck is extremely shitty, where some people have driven it off the lot and had it immediately break down.
This thing is laughably bad. To compound how bad a time this is for a recall, in addition to him begging for a $50 bil bonus, Tesla recently fired roughly 10% of their workers (most of whom weren't informed until they got to work and their keycards wouldn't let them in (which as a reminder is what happened to Twitter as well)). To use Elon's own words, they really dug their grave with the Cybertruck. Fuck Elon.
Crazy to think he was on the top of the world back in 2019
New editor single handly saving this channel
not to mention due to the no crumple zone on the car, it is illegal in europe...
Everything is illegal in Europe
Pyrochinical in his drew gooden era
yeah they both have eyes and do commentary videos
@@bunnyventiPyro does not have eyes
@@bunnyventiThese are barley videos
@@Qoobon_True but god i love the SLOP
do u mean danny gonzalez
I believe that if Pyro's audience put their collective one brain cell together, they could finally comment something that was actually funny.
Nah that’s asking WAYYYYYY too much of them
That'll still be a half of a third of a single brain cell, still too little.
@@ElliotVamp thats one sixth for the pyro live fans who cant do maths
The fact that this comment isn't original (and neither is mine) is about as close to proving the point that there's about one brain cell between everyone.
why would you lie like this?
To be fair, the windows didn’t ACTUALLY shatter. It just cracked. Though it was a tech bro throwing fairly small objects so it probably had about as much force as a child falling over on it.
after elon claimed it was metal glass
It works now actually. It may have just been a publicity stunt.
@@lonelylama5222which is also incredibly stupid since firefighters need to break the windows in case of an emergency.
The truck looks like something a kid would draw up during class
Or a kid in an adult's body.
Getting hit by a Cybertruck at max speed is equivalent to standing next to 1.2 kilograms of TNT (2.65lbs in🍔).
(MATH ALERT)
The formula for kinetic energy is E_k = (1/2)mv^2, if we plug in all the values (3000kg and 58.1152m/s) we get (1/2)(3000)(58.12)^2, which is equal to 5066902 joules, or the equivalent of 1.2 kilograms of TNT.
Pyro to his barber the second he looked in the mirror
Split me down the middle I’m feeling pyrocynical
Dead internet theory
@@YodaOnABenderIt’s a scary thing indeed
Nah, he thinks it's actually cool 💀
He's doing it for charity
You know, I think the largest issue on hand is the fact that if you get in a car crash with this brick, there's nothing to soften to impact on the outside and will affect everything that is inside of it so you will turn into a paste even if the airbag goes off which I genuinely doubt it even would do that
stfu thotbot
That’s the smallest problem, I’d be more worried about being stuck inside when it catches fire. It’s weird being a person who was born before seatbelt laws, airbags, ABS, & every other safety feature that’s lowered the fatality rate in vehicles since the 90’s, then seeing the DOT completely turn a blind eye to so many of those safety features, when it comes to Tesla.
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@@huss2891 it’s pronounced thot, the b is silent 😂
@@koobs4549 true
shoutouts to pyro's new editor actually making this slop content 0.5% enjoyable
where are the subway surfer clips
You mean to say sloppier
i feel like its a bit overedited tbh
@@questionmarkquestionmarkques It is. Complete brainrot
Its insane to me that an entire company of engineers thought it was a good idea to greenlight a car with no crumple zone
They didnt, he just fired people until the people whipped enough to obey him were left
You see, now the car will be in better condition than the driver in a crash.
big ups to the editor who keeps sneaking in sonic tunes
Pyro, you do NOT need a steam deck, you aren't "On the go" you probably sit like 10 hours in your home
It’s really nice wherever for a quick session tbh, I’ve had lots of comfy couch gaming moments with it
The truck is even banned in europe
I am not Tesla fanboy, but I do think maybe we shouldn't shame car companies for doing recalls for safety reasons. Toyota many years ago, instead of recalling a vehicle, they tried to hide it. Putting customers' safety over profit is something that should be celebrated. That being said, the Tesla truck is stupid af lmao
"Engine" 💀
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I was looking for someone who also caught this out 💀
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Someone tell this man about motors
A non crumpling chassis, fly by wire steering, a gas pedal that slips out, no view of your rear.
I see no reason why this would end up in a crash.
Realistically, its not painted because the price of paint (both waterbase and solvent) is so damn expensive especially since Tesla paints are two stage, but manufacturers hardly put a ton of paint on nowadays anyway. If anything, not painting it just makes it rust faster since its open to elements lmao its just them dodging costs
I hope "Cybertruck has no crumple zones" can become the new "ps5 has no games"
Pyro not knowing the name of the Reliant Robin proves how Americanised he is.
And him calling the accelerator pedal the GAS like 3 times in 10 seconds dear god.
Cybertruck looking like a car that hasnt fully rendered 😂
on the steam deck actually, you might be able to fix it by holding the "..." button, and the volume up button while powering it on while plugged in, for 10 seconds, removing the wire (while holding the buttons) then plugging it back in. had the same issue after i got mine and that fixed it.
15:18 normally cars have a rod attached to the powers steering unit to assist you with driving. This means that if the power steering fails, you can still turn the wheels even though it would be hard. The problem the cyber truck has is there is no physical connection so if the computer dies then the steering doesn’t work at all so you just in a big metal box with no way of controlling it
The gas pedal of the Cybertruck isn’t a flaw. They were just inspired by the War Rig from Mad Max Fury Road, which has one of these shoe measuring things on the gas, allowing you to slam it down and keep it going at full throttle
Elmo didn't invent anything. He threw his daddys emerald money at anything he thinks a 10 year old would think is cool
He's literally a computer engineer and a rocket scientist what are you talking about?
@@MonsterJuicedBased on what? Because he owned companies roughly doing those things? He dropped out of engineering he doesnt even have degree. He is just a man child fantasizing on being tony stark or whatever. Rocket engineer? Hilarious. Did you know that company owners do not actually do the R&D? They just sit in the office looking important and feeling good about themselves while doing menial paper work. They arent in the manufacturing processes because rich people are not specialized stem graduates. His engineers, real engineers that he hired did the work, he just takes the credit. Like he always does.
@@MonsterJuiced Oh yeah? Well, I'm literally a god among humans and the inventor of solar rails. Where's _my_ fanclub?
You don't attach "literally" to something you want to sound true. It has to actually be true, as a requirement. Elon Musk is a _businessman_ - and I even use *that* word really generously, because he makes terrible decisions with the companies he now owns - and he just happened to invest in the right companies with his father's emerald mine blood-money. He's a college dropout who published *ZERO* papers in his life. Little buddy doesn't even have a *bachelor's degree.* I'm ten times as much a mathematician as he's a "rocket scientist". You can stretch the truth and lick Elon Musk's boot as a "visionary" and a "shrewd investor" all you like, but the moment you go out and bold-facedly *lie* that he's an _engineer,_ I'm slapping you right across ya face.
@@oskariKN25 You're short sighted. He works with his staff, he works on the cars, the rockets, link, the boring company.. he's known for putting in 18-20 hour days and sleeping on his office floor. He is actively involved in the work his companies do. He's not your average lazy middle manager who does nothing but berate his staff all day like your boss does.
They're his ideas, He's hiring the best, brightest and smarted programmers, engineers, scientists and designers he can find to work on these. No idea why you're shitting on him so much when he, and his staff are burning billions trying to figure better solutions for the world. He almost went completely bankrupt several times now.
Just because he was smart enough to use his parents to get started, wouldn't you? He earned his real money from Paypal and went from there. Yes he plays video games and yes he's in touch with the culture. Nobody said you had to be incredibly boring and closed off to be a great inventor. You really think Nikola Tesla never hired anyone to help him? Pull your head out your backside and do some proper research.
@@MonsterJuiced the irony of comparing him to tesla when he is edison of this age. It baffles me that people give this cringe outdated meme poster the benefit of the doubt, he is billionaire that made most of his net worth from overinflated tesla stock, yes the stock that tech bros and reddit wallstreetbets investors like you who make up this baby man to be some christ incarnate, it honestly makes me little sad how much the way you talk about him reminds me of how christians praise Jesus. At least he cured a blind kid or whatever. This guy called a rescue diver a pedophile in his trash tweets because he insulted his useless rc submarine. Even with all of that for the love of anything of even the slightest of value, why do people praise rich people? I just dont get how someone with no money for themselves can let themselves be fooled to like a person that made his wealth from exploitation of labor and breaking of labor laws with startup money made from post colonial slavery. Even if he did work 40 hour days and something else veery impressive to make it sound like he does something else but tweet bullshit all day, he is not a person to be praised. Americas wealthy truly have succeeded at making themselves be loved by their ignorant consumer base.
This isn't even some conspiracy. People do not work 10000 times harder than everybody else and become a billionaire, that is not physically possible Im sure you are smart enough to see at least that. Billionaires created their wealth from cheap labor and family money/connections. They are not special nor smart. Especially not Elon and his disgusting Musk.
Now I want Pyro to do a longform analysis of Mr. Bean.
I just hate how much I like the IDEA of the cyber truck. If only it wasn't an expensive, rusty, heavy piece of shit. But then, that's most modern trucks.
@@zogwort1522 I.. kind of not hate it. It's ugly, but it's got character. You're good.
Honestly dude, I really hate that elongated muskrat. Bro kidnapped a bluejay and is holding them hostage with checkmark subscriptions, bullied the owners of an electronic car company until they ran away in tears, then sat in the boss's chair when nobody was looking and said it's his now, and even tried to kidnap that cash friend app with the two initials that look like the 16th glyph of the English alphabet with the intent to replace it with the 24th glyph of the English alphabet like he's done with the bluejay now.
The heart sinking feeling when you're 11 years old and you turn on your 360 only to see the red ring will never be matched
14:34 Wrong! The reason auto manufacturers are using touchscreens now is that they’re cheaper to produce than the buttons we had before, because there aren’t as many different shapes and sizes. They can be mass produced or sourced more easily.
I... Disagree? Touchscreens are definitely not cheaper than a piece of sturdy plastic honestly, especially since they break a lot more easily. It's quite the opposite really. Also it's literally more dangerous. You shouldn't be distracted while driving navigating menus and interfaces to find the radio.
On an technical sense, touchscreens are way cheaper because you don't do any design or integration, you just slap it there. It's awful.
The whole cybertruck situation vividly reminds me of when Homer met his half brother and he asked him to design a car and at the very end it's unveiled to his brother's complete dismay
0:40 How did he go from looking like that to now
This is the first person who I have heard say that the Cybertruck looks cool.
"Oh boo hoo, let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin"
7:47 pyro moment
Fr, tho
Even thought I see this sorta thing on my Twitter for you page, so I can't say much.
Ah
ngl i love how hes just exepted and leens into the jokes
Someone in my city has one of these “trucks” that they wrapped in lime green with “cyberbeast” written down the sides.
Everyone in town calls it the “booger”. It’s been spotted broken down several times and everyone in the Huntsville subreddit is roasting it to hell 😹
Also stainless does rust, just a lot slower and it can be mitigated by maintaining it well, which the cybertruck won't as it will be parked outside
bluetooth device is ready to pair had me laughin my ass off
Getting 1M was a massive failure
The new editing is actually great, genuinely loving these commentary videos now
The cyber truck is just a normal Tesla that’s been mewing
Ah yes, the engine in the Tesla
Steer by wire is a play on word of "fly by wire" wich what most planes use
Basicaly means the control are fully digital and fly the plane by a computer translating your inputs to the control surfaces
In gaymer words its aim assist for piloting
Unlike regular steering wich the steering wheel is directly mechanicaly conected to what steers the wheels
It's funny how 10 years ago Musk was seen as a modern day Edison, nowadays he's just seen as that weird guy who calls you with an Indian accent saying that they're Joe Biden.
Saying Elon Musk invented Tesla is like saying Microsoft invented Minecraft lmao
1400's peasant cut
"hold on my mirror is lagging" 💀
Really liked the editing in this video, actually funny
Lets thank Belle Delphine, because if she didnt "scam" pyro out of few grand back then he would buy the cybertruck.
Imagine being pyro and still not being able to buy a car
Hard to believe!
@@terryblend Bro we're all here too
We all know that he drives the thanos car
he spent all of his money on fat art
@@meech2163save your money better
my family and i laugh whenever we see a cybertruck on the road.
That Kurt Angle edit caught me off guard so much. To this day I still think you have the best edits on UA-cam.
i never thought anyone aside from my parents would call me that :(
>Problem solved by literally one fastener
Thanks to the editor for reminding us to drink water
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At least he fire 90% of the useless employees at Twitter
Tesla Fr telling people to fix the pedal instead of taking it in and paying for the fix is like the Helldivers 2 devs telling people not to buy their game cause their servers ain’t working
No it really isn't like that, at all.
@@user-ix9lx4sp1z yeah it is cause they're telling people to not give them money
Not exactly an accurate comparison... But you do have the spirit!
@@oskariKN25 🥰
...no, I don't think that's an apt comparison. One's laziness and greed, the other's an act of weird benevolence and slight self-sabotage respectively.
In the end, even what they achieve, or are meant to achieve, is different, as one is meant to save money, while the other is meant to hold themselves accountable.
I don't even play Helldivers 2, and I can tell that much.
Pyro gonna buy Tesla in year or two and say he did it "ironically", like ps5 and sweater with playstation logo on it
Love the editing on this one.
I'm in my basement, waiting for a tornado to pass.
At least I can watch this to pass the time.
What If instead of PyroLIVE he was FreakyLive and instead of posting slop, he well…. slopped all over it
1 mill subs? Not even 2?
Fell.
Off.
fr
Aquarium park was everyone's first experience to a breakcore song
I love how drowing in footwear is still being referenced to this day whenever software updates are mentioned in videos
The slop thickens…
Mmmm
Honey, in gonna slop!
slopping on pyro while live
thank you pyro tf2 ass mod for slopping inside of me I needed this
BULLY MENTIONED!!!
15:08, my 2010 CR-V has that feature, its more prominent in later models, its called adaptive steering.
teslas are super unsafe and have some insane things like having every minor basic interaction like windsheild wipers put behind menus ona touchpad, i have no idea why the slop master still thinks its a good idea to get it just cause its an electric vehicle.
Because he didnt think. This is elon musk we're talking about, remember that death tunnel with 0 fire escapes he built under las vegas?
Umm pyro.. electric cars don't have engines
Welcome to wild world of what youtubers call "engagement bait". Make silly obvious mistakes and people will comment about it. This drives up engagement metrics and pushes the video higher up the recommendeds.
@@Vandassar I had heard about that before but I didn't think about it in this video. He got me.
At this point, Pyro is basically just making the fat stuff a part of him.
Honestly, he's got balls. I respect that.
Congrats on 1 mil on this channel!
Saying Elon Musk invented Tesla on his own is like saying Pyro makes original content.
Damn pyro making a title about his whole life ?
14:00 now it's stuck in my head from the image alone
thanks
Time for some push ups
or pull ups
Congrats on 1 million mate
Get oiled up pyro I will ask this till I or earth ends
Pyro only cares about fempyro, give up
you will regret this comment in 10 years
8 trillion views in 30 seconds? Fell off
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god your generation is so cringe
i love the editors note at about a minute in! :)
Thank you, Pyro, for explaining "cruise control", a feature introduced in 1965.
the editing is getting way more advanced on the slop! the slop thickens! nice :)
Pyro doesnt own a car, meaning you might encounter him on the 23
In the uk it's so heavy at its max load that it's legally considered a HGV, it's also as wide as one. Literal death machine.
Don't forget that the SAAB 9000 has static cruise control. It doesn't slow down if the car in front does. It will just keep the speed you set it to. This was many decades before this cybertruck came out
"This doesn't turn on anymore"
You charged it, yeah? The thing's a PC, so it basically constantly sips at the battery in standby till it dies.
DONT THINK I DIDN'T HEAR THAT BULLY SOUNDTRACK CHIME AT AROUND 12:10 PYROCYNICAL MY EARS ARE TUNED