these rap lyrics can't be real...

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  • Опубліковано 12 чер 2021
  • how do i write lines better than real rappers
    The Fellas:
    WildSpartanz : / wildspartanz
    Bizly : / @bizlybebo
    Grizzly : / ggrizzelly
    » My Twitter:
    / itsmatlok
    » My Twitch:
    / itsmatlok
    » My Discord:
    / discord
    Today, me and the boys Brandon Wildspartanz, Nate Grizzly, and Zach Bizly hopped in a discord call and played a little discord game show. I showed the group two sus rap lyrics, one of which I wrote and they had to guess which one was real. If I had to compare it to anything, it's a little similar to Jackfilms' Kidzbop Quiz, but far, far worse LOL. The funny rap lyrics and bad rap lyrics all come together to make a very funny discord call and video. Hope you enjoy! also among us minecraft funny awesome dream thanks
    moby balls.
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  • @arrrjaxon4498
    @arrrjaxon4498 2 роки тому +5365

    i've just learned ItsMatlok is a fuckin lyrical genius

    • @helze2
      @helze2 2 роки тому +40

      alr since nobody wants to reply to this ill be the first

    • @50xq
      @50xq 2 роки тому +14

      @@helze2 yeah ill reply too

    • @Mirdion
      @Mirdion 2 роки тому +7

      @@50xq guess i will too

    • @50xq
      @50xq 2 роки тому +8

      @@Mirdion fuck yeah

    • @TheGoldenSwitch
      @TheGoldenSwitch Рік тому +3

      Yeet

  • @47AdriRamiAKAETHG
    @47AdriRamiAKAETHG 2 роки тому +4307

    Stealin that “I’m the shit the way I fertilize her” lyric

    • @50xq
      @50xq 2 роки тому +28

      since no one will reply i will

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 2 роки тому +87

      @@50xq Do you want a 🍪 or something?

    • @50xq
      @50xq 2 роки тому +4

      @@jghifiversveiws8729 did i say i want 1 fuckhead

    • @brycechryson5686
      @brycechryson5686 2 роки тому +53

      @@50xq Do you want a 🍪 or something?

    • @Rigby86
      @Rigby86 2 роки тому +48

      @@50xq Do you want a 🍪 or something?

  • @Kcoolin
    @Kcoolin 2 роки тому +5165

    This seems like something a channel with millions of subs would do just to mess around with their friends. It's good to see people less popular to making top tier humor like this.

    • @slurpythedog2153
      @slurpythedog2153 2 роки тому +140

      his friends in this video are way more popular tho, but yeah, dudes mad underrated

    • @yinx8903
      @yinx8903 2 роки тому +47

      isaacwhy type of beat

    • @sadovuato
      @sadovuato 2 роки тому +32

      It’s almost like his friends have millions of subs

    • @scarsch2818
      @scarsch2818 Рік тому +5

      @@sadovuato🧢

    • @VinMeasles
      @VinMeasles Рік тому +5

      @@yinx8903 exactly my thoughts

  • @luguentzdort6365
    @luguentzdort6365 2 роки тому +1955

    6:54 I now know why Kanye said his worst mistake was signing Big Sean

    • @TwitchiiKurly
      @TwitchiiKurly 2 роки тому +132

      That line was inspired by Eminem 😭😭😭

    • @leviathan3630
      @leviathan3630 2 роки тому +59

      @@TwitchiiKurly not surprised

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic 2 роки тому +40

      well I mean Kanye also wrote that *one* line (about bleach n stuff)

    • @greninjaswrld3777
      @greninjaswrld3777 2 роки тому +4

      Lu Dort!!!!! THE THUNDER LEGEND i love you so much thanks for helping my team (the thunder) out so much

    • @kapitalga
      @kapitalga 2 роки тому +3

      @@greninjaswrld3777 didnt you guys just lose by 73

  • @user-df9qb7bj2g
    @user-df9qb7bj2g 2 роки тому +1845

    I got every single one right and I have never felt less proud of myself in my entire life

    • @htw1230
      @htw1230 2 роки тому +22

      Lmao same but i heard almost all of the song on daily basis

    • @eliyahuzylberberg171
      @eliyahuzylberberg171 2 роки тому

      I also did but I feel like two of h them shouldn’t count for me

    • @Shadow_Gamer12012
      @Shadow_Gamer12012 2 роки тому +13

      @@htw1230 why would you torture yourself like that

    • @htw1230
      @htw1230 2 роки тому +2

      @@Shadow_Gamer12012 idek

    • @Shadow_Gamer12012
      @Shadow_Gamer12012 2 роки тому +5

      @@htw1230 like seriously listening to lil uzi vert that would be torture

  • @ArturTheFOE
    @ArturTheFOE 3 роки тому +1732

    **audible fart**

  • @wasambu
    @wasambu Рік тому +250

    So we're not gonna talk about how Matlok came up with the daddy daycare one.... 💀

  • @glenhaven721
    @glenhaven721 Рік тому +499

    “Swallowed all his kids, call my stomach daddy daycare”: Is “Fake”
    Cronus: 🥺

  • @kayshawn.
    @kayshawn. 2 роки тому +238

    6:12 bro, this sounds like one of those voice deepfakes 😭

    • @shakabrah2061
      @shakabrah2061 Рік тому +22

      from those ai text to speech websites

    • @falaffle
      @falaffle Рік тому +12

      @@shakabrah2061 like the AI that go crazy when you make them say AOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAIAIIDIFIIRIFIDKRIIDIDKXKXKSKDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, If you know what I’m talking about

  • @very025
    @very025 2 роки тому +888

    I feel like quoting weezer
    “Pump it up into me please daddy please daddy”
    “GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS’

    • @wiltedangel
      @wiltedangel 2 роки тому +96

      "sex making is a family tradition"

    • @very025
      @very025 2 роки тому +38

      @@wiltedangel dude where did that come from? I don’t think it was from Pinkerton. Maybe the black album?

    • @wiltedangel
      @wiltedangel 2 роки тому +39

      it came from Hurley, specifically the song where's my sex

    • @very025
      @very025 2 роки тому +14

      @@wiltedangel OHHHH THAT SONG. yeah when looking at my most listened songs of the year with my mom she was so confused

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 2 роки тому +15

      “i will ape the goomba”

  • @bucket7000
    @bucket7000 3 роки тому +319

    woah dababy is in this video

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 3 роки тому +20

      Let’s go

    • @pros_0143
      @pros_0143 2 роки тому +24

      @@fries5849 Lesgo👉😁👈

    • @studentNEET319
      @studentNEET319 2 роки тому +10

      *Dababy is on Davideo*

    • @javiartem
      @javiartem 2 роки тому +1

      @@studentNEET319 w profile pic

    • @ripsal
      @ripsal 2 роки тому +2

      👉👶👈

  • @President_JoeBiden
    @President_JoeBiden 3 роки тому +208

    Dababy

  • @the2519
    @the2519 2 роки тому +180

    The sanguine paradise one I knew cuz I listen to it all the time, but the one Martin wrote actually seemed like a rap lyric that someone has said

    • @jb-eq6no
      @jb-eq6no Рік тому +12

      it hurts that he called it bad and that line is like two seconds before the drop.. he’s never gonna know how close to greatness he was

    • @_weezermemes_4195
      @_weezermemes_4195 Рік тому +1

      @@jb-eq6no for real😭

  • @heartfulhex3619
    @heartfulhex3619 2 роки тому +397

    I wheezed so hard you're an actual lyrical genius

  • @spider_sugar3249
    @spider_sugar3249 2 роки тому +807

    This is great! Maybe some background music would help with the silence? Really funny video. I also love the editing!

    • @ItsMatlok
      @ItsMatlok  2 роки тому +209

      thanks homie! I'll definitely add some music next time I do a discord vid

    • @abcdeika
      @abcdeika Рік тому +8

      @@ItsMatlok great videos! It's very fun to watch you guys talk and make fun of the lyrics. It feels real and alive. Good job, keep up. Please, make more of these! You can take fantano reading bad lyrics video for inspiration :D
      Your videos remind me of the earlier years in school where I used to just talk with my friends about stuff in Skype (very long ago) or Discord (more recently). Thank you. Thank you for reminding how cool is this and maybe I should do some of that interactive shit with my friends as well.

    • @abcdeika
      @abcdeika Рік тому +3

      UPD: Ah, I see. Your recent that kind of a video is about genius interviews. Well, I'm gonna go watch that one! Anyway, I hope you keep making these. Subscribed

    • @TheSlicingSword
      @TheSlicingSword Рік тому +21

      I kind of like that there's no music, it made it feel more like a bunch of bros hanging on a Discord call

    • @Wayloz
      @Wayloz Рік тому +4

      @@TheSlicingSword Same, I don't think there NEEDS to be music. Either way I'll survive but in a way, no music is more personal(?).

  • @FloWoodEnT123
    @FloWoodEnT123 Рік тому +211

    I'm a rapper and I can't even be mad at how y'all are trashing rap. This shit is objectively funny lmao

  • @grantsegesser4186
    @grantsegesser4186 Рік тому +217

    Why do i feel like they’re all versions of JSchlatt in other universes

    • @BrothSoda
      @BrothSoda Рік тому +7

      Yes. Just yes

    • @netuo
      @netuo 2 місяці тому

      g slap

    • @felesnocis
      @felesnocis 2 місяці тому

      Oh my god I can’t un hear it

  • @BaxsStudios
    @BaxsStudios 2 роки тому +109

    J Cole has so many bad bars involving shit its crazy. Might have a fetish

    • @dennispodiapolski9763
      @dennispodiapolski9763 Рік тому +50

      Nah Ik bro I listen to his music all the time and he a lyrical genius but sometimes he be going off talking bout some “this is big shit poppin you gon need a plunger” 😭 like tf 💀

    • @myyoutubeaccount4167
      @myyoutubeaccount4167 Рік тому +10

      Yea. J cole is dope but I'd be lying if I said he didn't have quite a few corny and sometimes just garbage lines

    • @saudade7842
      @saudade7842 Рік тому +7

      @@myyoutubeaccount4167 90% of his shit hits, but it just hurts when it misses lol, but most the time it's funny so it's not too bad

    • @myyoutubeaccount4167
      @myyoutubeaccount4167 Рік тому +1

      @@saudade7842
      True

  • @maxwellellis1556
    @maxwellellis1556 Рік тому +12

    "she put that thong on my groin-groin" sounds like something mf doom would write

  • @the_rose_titty
    @the_rose_titty Рік тому +32

    8:00 god damn it when you're right you're right

  • @dominustin5926
    @dominustin5926 Рік тому +44

    Squirtometer sounds like something 2 Chainz would come up with

  • @gavinomo9718
    @gavinomo9718 2 роки тому +115

    I fucking KNEW it was big Sean and did the voice and everything before I even knew😂 Love him and love the vid

    • @classicnatNY
      @classicnatNY 2 роки тому +5

      Omg same! INSTANTLY knew the verse because I’ve heard I Do It so many times! Finally Famous is prob my fav Sean album!

    • @gavinomo9718
      @gavinomo9718 2 роки тому +1

      @@classicnatNY I didnt even know the song😂😂

  • @silentantagonist2333
    @silentantagonist2333 2 роки тому +153

    You wrote squirtometer?
    P a i n, but also subbed

    • @ItsMatlok
      @ItsMatlok  2 роки тому +40

      god i wish i didnt but i did

  • @Marshimized
    @Marshimized Рік тому +21

    3:29 honestly expected this to be a big sean lyric

  • @adamngriffin3921
    @adamngriffin3921 2 роки тому +91

    ah great, miss this genre of UA-cam, great to see channels like this

  • @kachow9582
    @kachow9582 Рік тому +35

    7:01 For some reason I felt like I had heard the first one before

  • @fakename1474
    @fakename1474 2 роки тому +88

    I'm not sure if this channels was recommended cause of spartanz or because of the few seconds of persona 5 royal music. Either way it's weird that both of my tastes mixed here conveniently

  • @MindTheCraft09
    @MindTheCraft09 Рік тому +9

    ive heard "somebody clean out this withered brit, lookin' and smellin' worse than queen elizabeth" in a rap battle between tricky the clown and springtrap

  • @anrio2560
    @anrio2560 Рік тому +20

    3:21 Thumbnail

  • @firepowder
    @firepowder 2 роки тому +2134

    You kinda wrote some bangers here tho, the lactose line? Incredible
    Edit 3 months later: damn idk what the fuck y'all are so pressed about in the replies but consider crying about it ❤️

    • @GRAINYPILL
      @GRAINYPILL 2 роки тому +17

      what s the name of that flag country whatever it is
      dlete i come back even with more facts#boosie#

    • @ezrastgg
      @ezrastgg 2 роки тому +70

      @@GRAINYPILL gay

    • @b1gBud00bo1
      @b1gBud00bo1 2 роки тому +5

      Bruh, there are so many lines in rap that kills harder than that line. That line made me cringe so fucking hard

    • @lev444rr
      @lev444rr 2 роки тому +26

      @@b1gBud00bo1 no you just don't know the absolute genius of that line 😂

    • @phyrtiv
      @phyrtiv 2 роки тому +3

      @@GRAINYPILL gay

  • @KTC88
    @KTC88 Рік тому +73

    This had me laughing so hard the neighbors could probably hear. Amazing stuff y’all! (P.s. I can’t believe half this stuff is real)

  • @Max-ye9gc
    @Max-ye9gc 2 роки тому +13

    4:00 new the exact song and flow for the real one

  • @maxheeman6936
    @maxheeman6936 2 роки тому +22

    3:50 i realized that he picked a choppa bar hahahaha

    • @daan626
      @daan626 2 роки тому +1

      SAAAME ngl that song is a bop

  • @wellheck1377
    @wellheck1377 2 роки тому +68

    random-group-of-guys-on-a-discord-call is one of my favorite genres on youtube

  • @Jetblack09
    @Jetblack09 Рік тому +17

    8:42 He sounds like Kanye

  • @seancat948
    @seancat948 2 роки тому +31

    0:44 yeah, they only know about Lil Chungus

  • @oleksandrbyelyenko435
    @oleksandrbyelyenko435 2 роки тому +37

    Man, I accidentally stumbled upon you. And this is my second video that I've seen on this channel, you guys guessing the lyrics. And this shit is hilarious.

  • @Sofhartti
    @Sofhartti 3 роки тому +23

    How does this only have 100 views

  • @vincere4591
    @vincere4591 Рік тому +13

    4:41
    The Omori pfp says “let’s move on”.

  • @sifdorzo
    @sifdorzo Рік тому +8

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on UA-cam. Keep this thing going, do more of em

  • @BuggzJunior
    @BuggzJunior Рік тому +5

    "Dats why they call him dababy, because he shits himself mid-song" im fucking dead 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cruschishere9939
    @cruschishere9939 Рік тому +5

    6:51 Ofc big sean wrote that shi😭😭

  • @the_rose_titty
    @the_rose_titty Рік тому +14

    My eyes are wider than the universe that someone cracked Logic's flow

  • @KittyxKult
    @KittyxKult Рік тому +8

    That daddy daycare line is iconic actually

  • @jal4319
    @jal4319 2 роки тому +12

    Damn you're underrated asf
    Can't wait to see your channel grow eventually c:

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 3 місяці тому +3

    Okay, so I stumbled upon this (thank you YT algorithm) and usually I don't stay or watch vids like these (my kids do, tho). But damn, y'all are funny AF and I stayed through the whole thing and subbed. I think this is one of my new fav vids of the day, because these lyrics...no way dude. No way lmfao

  • @ldcommando1616
    @ldcommando1616 2 роки тому +18

    Even J. Cole has his low moments I suppose…

  • @YasashiKage792
    @YasashiKage792 2 роки тому +15

    3:37 😂👌🏾 I can't *even*

  • @renhaker
    @renhaker 2 роки тому +5

    “Niggas talking shit get piss n’ pood on” -Pharrell Williams, Aerosol Can

  • @shadowshibe5962
    @shadowshibe5962 Рік тому +2

    This is the first video I have seen from your channel and it does not disappoint

  • @disastreee
    @disastreee 2 роки тому +8

    100% this channel is next up keep putting these out lmaoo

  • @DS-xg7hk
    @DS-xg7hk Рік тому +7

    The way i knew the groin groin line was real lmaoo

  • @theonesocktheif
    @theonesocktheif 2 роки тому +20

    this video is PAIN
    but also BASED
    good video keep it up homie

  • @theprophet5250
    @theprophet5250 2 роки тому +1

    I’m happy I just found a small creator with a good group of people who all have chemistry together y’all will go far

  • @pinkou6806
    @pinkou6806 2 роки тому +12

    Suprising that I know most of these, rap music really stuck in my head

  • @froge3599
    @froge3599 Рік тому +4

    3:46 sounds like a dr suess poem

  • @Alpinoob5555
    @Alpinoob5555 Рік тому +8

    What in the world did I just watch. I loved every single second of it

  • @caucasoidus_anglicus
    @caucasoidus_anglicus 2 роки тому +2

    I need more of these they’re beautiful

  • @AdrianEN
    @AdrianEN 2 роки тому +15

    the thumbnail is already comedy gold
    Edit: the video didn’t disappoint, I laughed so hard I started tearing up lol

  • @hanz_hanma8471
    @hanz_hanma8471 2 роки тому +18

    Bro yo shit is funny af😂 u underated af fr💯

  • @hellogoodbye8620
    @hellogoodbye8620 11 місяців тому +2

    3:24 “that’s why the call him dababy, he shits himself mid-song”💀💀😭😭😭

  • @sam-tv7jp
    @sam-tv7jp 2 роки тому +2

    I had no clue about this channel but I’m glad UA-cam recommended it to me this video is so funny

  • @Floppyseal11
    @Floppyseal11 2 роки тому +7

    6:27 that was in the Anthony Fantano video

  • @MaxMax-kt2pw
    @MaxMax-kt2pw Рік тому +7

    7:36 racially motivated thinking

    • @flameking3544
      @flameking3544 Рік тому +11

      Nah cuz white rappers that are in gangs exist too

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n Рік тому +2

    One of the funniest vids I saw in a while.

  • @slurpythedog2153
    @slurpythedog2153 2 роки тому +4

    As godlike as it is, thats not even J Coles funniest line about shitting and farting:
    "These n***a's think they the shit but they aint even farted yet"

  • @eIIedritch
    @eIIedritch 2 роки тому +20

    oh this is the good shit

  • @ItsUpItsStuck
    @ItsUpItsStuck Рік тому +5

    I don't know what's funnier: the Waka Flocka flame lyrics or the fact they thought Flocka was really gang life 😂😂😂

  • @maevemilless4561
    @maevemilless4561 3 місяці тому +2

    I didn’t realize this was made two years ago and I expected at least 3 of these to be from that one ice spice song

  • @edahnndlovu274
    @edahnndlovu274 2 роки тому +15

    Honestly, that's one of my favourite Waka Flocka lines😂😂😂😂

  • @AV_Action
    @AV_Action 3 роки тому +7

    DaBaby shidded and farded

  • @Lover_of_ebrietas
    @Lover_of_ebrietas 2 роки тому +7

    dabizzly
    dapissly

  • @Bryan-yz2hw
    @Bryan-yz2hw 2 роки тому +2

    This type of videos are too funny do more do more of those please 🤣🤣

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 Рік тому +14

    Most of these where actually easy to guess, which means my mind has finally been reduced to mush from rapper’s headass lyrics.

  • @kylar1042
    @kylar1042 2 роки тому +8

    I SWEAR I'VE HEARD SQUIRTOMETER BEFORE

  • @natanaelmantundalenta9176
    @natanaelmantundalenta9176 2 роки тому +3

    bro said squirtometer

  • @crispy9542
    @crispy9542 Рік тому +1

    this is the first time in a long time that 10 minutes felt like an hour in a good way

  • @pinkvomit6280
    @pinkvomit6280 2 роки тому +1

    I'm glad this was on my recommended... I'mma sub to this channel

  • @xerogaming8915
    @xerogaming8915 Рік тому +3

    This some of the funniest shit I’ve ever watched. Definitely subbing

  • @IstandwithIsrael236
    @IstandwithIsrael236 2 місяці тому +4

    3:22 just another "lyric" ice spice stole

  • @polterking3679
    @polterking3679 2 роки тому +2

    I subscribed for the soul reason that you had “Throw away your mask” as the outro

  • @imthedoctorlol
    @imthedoctorlol 2 роки тому +1

    i subbed lmao this is epic

  • @Sh1tjefferys
    @Sh1tjefferys 2 роки тому +5

    The Queso line went hard ngl

  • @lyricnesmith5487
    @lyricnesmith5487 Рік тому +11

    1:02 I think it’s first that’s real

  • @worldblazin4209
    @worldblazin4209 Рік тому

    OMG BEST THUMBNAIL HAHA. No really this sells it amazing I like Dababys other songs but this was hilarious when this L freaking joke came about I was just waiting for someone to create a video thumbnail like this for weeks!

  • @TheCommentator353
    @TheCommentator353 14 днів тому

    These videos are amazing

  • @TES-ct4zq
    @TES-ct4zq Рік тому +3

    6:23 he sounds like shade from borderlands 2 the hell

  • @Joe_H693
    @Joe_H693 Рік тому +4

    School rap battles be like:

  • @grandpapabear6895
    @grandpapabear6895 2 роки тому +2

    i just stumbled on to this videos after not seeing anything actually good on yt. so glad i found this channel

  • @notcoolden
    @notcoolden 2 роки тому +6

    I knew the fish stick line sanguine paradise his top 10

  • @dam_d713
    @dam_d713 2 роки тому +11

    This feels like a collection of people that listen to Eminem & NF

    • @Kuplpa
      @Kuplpa Рік тому +4

      Yeah saying uzi and thug are trash is just unbeliveable

    • @Stickman_Productions
      @Stickman_Productions Рік тому

      @@Kuplpa unbeliveable

    • @Nobody44112
      @Nobody44112 Рік тому +1

      They made fun of logic in the first one so i doubt it

  • @abweo
    @abweo Рік тому +13

    is it bad I recognized almost every real lyric

  • @socialsycho
    @socialsycho 2 роки тому +1

    this vid actually went crazy

  • @flavinho-
    @flavinho- 2 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂LMAO
    New sub and liked
    I remember seeing some of these lines in some videos lol

  • @wibithefirst
    @wibithefirst Рік тому +3

    Please do more discord games these are hilarious

  • @guckky
    @guckky 10 місяців тому +4

    WHY DO MARTIN'S LYRICS LOWKEY GO HARD LMAOO

  • @KamAnimate12
    @KamAnimate12 Рік тому +8

    1:51 what

  • @Harroldsmodics
    @Harroldsmodics Рік тому +1

    How tf u got such less subs your content os amazing i azzumed you have 100k atleast underrated af

  • @NNyte
    @NNyte 2 роки тому +8

    I hate that I knew most of these
    I hate that the last one was J. Cole

  • @radicalvevo
    @radicalvevo 2 роки тому +3

    3:54 YOOO BEFORE THE ANSWER IS REVEALED ITS CONFIEDENTLY NOW CHPOPPA LMAO THAT BAR IS AMAZING

    • @Hiimreggie
      @Hiimreggie 2 роки тому +2

      Once he said it i knew it instantly