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  • Michael Kosta dives into Justice Sam Alito's collection of radical right-wing flags hung outside his house, Nikki Haley’s backhanded endorsement for Trump, and daily weed use surpassing alcohol consumption. Plus, Troy Iwata unpacks the meaning of Alito’s controversial flags. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #JusticeAlito
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  • @BDubbzzz_
    @BDubbzzz_ 24 дні тому +314

    “Must be nice to own a home”
    I felt that…

    • @wackOslimO
      @wackOslimO 23 дні тому

      I was hoping to find this comment lol

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon 23 дні тому +13

      .... Or two

    • @thesamardahab
      @thesamardahab 23 дні тому +16

      When I saw the original story where they said one of his homes; I thought the same thing

    • @ToyKeeper
      @ToyKeeper 23 дні тому +3

      Oh, man. I had a house and sold it... and it was one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made.

    • @72new3
      @72new3 23 дні тому +2

      Seriously, how many flags does this guy have?

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 24 дні тому +1050

    "The conservative position isn't that they want the states to have the right to give you more freedom, they want the states to have the right to take it away."

    • @haroldplante8287
      @haroldplante8287 24 дні тому +23

      Except rules & law enforcement on their driveway.

    • @gocrazyag_8305
      @gocrazyag_8305 24 дні тому +3

      U😊

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 23 дні тому +5

      🤔 💯% Correct. ✔️

    • @nyanuwu4209
      @nyanuwu4209 23 дні тому +4

      - the Civil War, incarnated as a human being.

    • @ComradeCatpurrnicus
      @ComradeCatpurrnicus 23 дні тому

      Freedom for conservatives has always been the "freedom" to oppress and control others.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 24 дні тому +473

    Troy knocked it out of the park tonight.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 24 дні тому +859

    Alito and Thomas should leave the bench and take their disgrace with them.

    • @Bat_Boy
      @Bat_Boy 24 дні тому +13

      👍 great comment

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 24 дні тому +36

      And their Wives too.!

    • @g00fe08
      @g00fe08 24 дні тому

      They will. As soon as a Republican is elected so that they can have a MAGA majority for the next 2 decades. Unless we keep voting blue.

    • @bmeht
      @bmeht 24 дні тому +5

      Useless comment for Internet points. Please validate me!

    • @shawnaleashelly7260
      @shawnaleashelly7260 24 дні тому +15

      Roberts needs to go too!

  • @quesadilla79
    @quesadilla79 24 дні тому +460

    Mocked her punjabi heritage and 1st name, ends up folding on her own words for the racist that mocked her

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 24 дні тому +65

      its the republican way

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst 23 дні тому

      She mocked her own heritage by white-washing herself. She also showed her weak spot. She breathes wishy-washyness

    • @jamesrowden303
      @jamesrowden303 23 дні тому +20

      Basically a stereotypical coconut, just like the Prime Minister of the UK.

    • @RomanticPhantom0
      @RomanticPhantom0 23 дні тому

      Republic*nt
      *u

    • @ajf5823
      @ajf5823 23 дні тому +9

      Alito throws his wife under the bus..

  • @fourgotten
    @fourgotten 23 дні тому +235

    And this is why supreme court justices should not be lifetime appointments. Alito needs impeached.

    • @elizabethalexander6528
      @elizabethalexander6528 23 дні тому +1

      Yeah but we can't afford the litigations.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 23 дні тому +15

      Ageeed. Term limits for every position.
      Lifetime appointments were meant to protect from the Executive and Legislative branches. It was not meant to keep judges on the bench until death.

    • @zoer7338
      @zoer7338 22 дні тому

      100%

    • @bosco7716
      @bosco7716 21 день тому

      why because he has the right flag out there? FU!

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 21 день тому +1

      @bosco7716 because as a judge he should not be expressing a political opinion. It is unethical.

  • @xavmiz3070
    @xavmiz3070 24 дні тому +316

    Troy and Josh are such welcome additions to the show. Both do a great job every time.

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable 24 дні тому +35

      They are delivering their personalities so well lately in the bits they are in. This one with Troy was hilarious.

    • @KOB923
      @KOB923 23 дні тому +11

      I really love it every time they show up!

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 23 дні тому +11

      Agreed. I just feel like its forever since I saw Dulce 😭

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou 23 дні тому

      I agree on troy, but I just can't agree on josh.
      I am so weirded out every single time I see him because of how young he looks. Feels like TDS is engaging in child labour.

    • @xomifred
      @xomifred 23 дні тому +2

      They have been sensational.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 24 дні тому +631

    And all of us who didn’t trust Nikki were correct.

    • @earthknight60
      @earthknight60 24 дні тому +49

      Well, she is a Republican politician. It pretty much goes without saying that she would be untrustworthy, and that she would follow the herd.

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu 23 дні тому +6

      What? Why would you even consider that lol

    • @helpumuch6887
      @helpumuch6887 23 дні тому +23

      @@OscarLangleySoryuhonestly I was not expecting her to endorse him, I thought she was growing a backbone but nope, never trust tricky nikki

    • @jameshowat1396
      @jameshowat1396 23 дні тому +2

      The GOP despises honesty, integrity and responsibility only the morally bankrupt can join the cult.

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu 23 дні тому

      @@helpumuch6887 She’s a Republican 😐

  • @xxtokenxx
    @xxtokenxx 23 дні тому +40

    "If you're gonna be hateful, stopping being so subtle!" 😂

    • @emsleywyatt3400
      @emsleywyatt3400 23 дні тому +1

      They just think they're better than the folks who make their hate obvious.

  • @brianweaver327
    @brianweaver327 24 дні тому +252

    Voting is a lot like driving a car.
    D to move forwards, R to move backwards.

    • @zigzag321go
      @zigzag321go 24 дні тому +15

      Yep. Progressive vs Reactionary.

    • @lbednaz
      @lbednaz 24 дні тому +6

      Nice!

    • @HinkelAnton
      @HinkelAnton 24 дні тому +2

      and what does it mean when you put on "N"???

    • @zigzag321go
      @zigzag321go 24 дні тому +12

      @@HinkelAnton I think N would stand for Nothing happens (aka gridlock or divided government)

    • @michaellieblein452
      @michaellieblein452 24 дні тому +2

      Reverse and Really Really Fast.

  • @trevorsowder
    @trevorsowder 24 дні тому +340

    Nikki Haley: I have no spine or respect for my fellow Americans, therefore I will be voting for Trump.

    • @carpo719
      @carpo719 23 дні тому

      Anybody should be able to see right through her she's so transparent

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 23 дні тому +7

      Or her husband apparently

    • @4reel332
      @4reel332 23 дні тому +4

      And no self-respect, respect for my parents or my heritage.
      ~ Love always, Nikki

    • @F1jones
      @F1jones 23 дні тому +2

      Trump was finally right about something; she is a bird brain.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 24 дні тому +341

    Impeach these corrupt ghouls

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 24 дні тому

      Uh… who? Do your really expect any person on the right to be impeached while the Republicans hold majority control of the House?

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman 24 дні тому +2

      Yeah already

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 24 дні тому

      Why do I get notifications after my responses have already been deleted? It’s annoying and it seems UA-cam is jerking me around

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 24 дні тому +11

      Anyway, sure, I’m sure the Republican-majority House will get right on that🙄

    • @arthurdent9281
      @arthurdent9281 23 дні тому

      I don't know why people keep saying this. It takes 2/3 of the Senate voting to convict to remove them. There's zero chance of that happening when red states outnumber blue.

  • @stefrost4029
    @stefrost4029 23 дні тому +89

    As a Brit, anyone quoting Thatcher makes me immediately nauseated.

    • @MartynWilkinson45
      @MartynWilkinson45 23 дні тому +5

      As objectionable as she was, she did come out with some bangers.

    • @ktmd23
      @ktmd23 23 дні тому +3

      ​@MartynWilkinson45 Now if only the person quoting that particular banger would STICK TO IT

    • @Nicks66Service
      @Nicks66Service 21 день тому

      As a Brit you know the difference between nauseated and nauseous.

  • @Pigpen1202
    @Pigpen1202 24 дні тому +92

    This is why there shouldn’t be life time appointments

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 23 дні тому +2

      Single 12-year appointment. One-third of a generation. Simple as that.

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 23 дні тому +1

      How about they follow some level of decorum?

  • @Drew-bc7zj
    @Drew-bc7zj 24 дні тому +67

    *"It must be nice to own a home."*
    - Troy, speaking for a generation or two or three

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 23 дні тому +50

    That Troy Iwata segment was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while--I genuinely laughed out loud several times... Thanks for the smiles :)

  • @YouAreStillNotablaze
    @YouAreStillNotablaze 24 дні тому +202

    People who don't respect the First Amendment, no establishment of religion, should not be in those positions in government.

    • @adamcolclasure4892
      @adamcolclasure4892 23 дні тому +8

      If they followed, what any of the founders of America said on religion than anyone, who holds a religious opinion would be banned from all public offices.

    • @Templar462
      @Templar462 23 дні тому +13

      @@adamcolclasure4892 Anyone who holds a religious opinion SHOULD be banned from all public offices!!!

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj 23 дні тому +3

      @@adamcolclasure4892
      ? All of the founding father's held religious opinions.

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 23 дні тому +6

      ​@@AnonymOus-ss9jj But it didn't interfere with their politics

    • @sandrawilson8792
      @sandrawilson8792 23 дні тому +1

      Not so. You can believe; you can't impose. Different. Intelligent people get that.

  • @breakingbacon658
    @breakingbacon658 24 дні тому +328

    I’m gonna be shocked if they don’t find a confederate flag now.

  • @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556
    @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 23 дні тому +34

    Troy’s field piece was so well done! Great comedian! The Daily Show is really killing it with this format. Everyone seems to be getting better and better

  • @Quibblies
    @Quibblies 24 дні тому +50

    I don't think you can be "caught" flying a flag. It's not exactly a move of hidden intentions and secrecy.

  • @russellhammond371
    @russellhammond371 24 дні тому +659

    Trump: "The violence on Jan. 6th was Nikki Haley's fault because she was in charge."
    Haley: "I am now endorsing Donald Trump for President."

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 24 дні тому +49

      And that wasn’t even the worst.
      Boggles the mind.

    • @annripley1964
      @annripley1964 23 дні тому +27

      She’s endorsing in hopes of being VP choice…

    • @kittybluett8887
      @kittybluett8887 23 дні тому

      She’s not right in the head just like Trump

    • @Snafuski
      @Snafuski 23 дні тому +45

      It was predictable. Haley praised Bolsonaro... who was a Fascist. That woman is power-hungry, don't let the "woman" fool you.

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM 23 дні тому +19

      @@annripley1964but the only reason he may consider her is that he realizes that she has 20 plus percent of the vote and he needs those votes. Everything with Trump is transactional. A quid pro quo. I can do this for you but you gotta do this more me. However, Trump is so petty he’s probably still upset that she even had the audacity to run against him. So who knows with him? SMH

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 24 дні тому +701

    For every Republican politician taking away abortion rights, I’m pretty sure that if their teenage daughters ended up pregnant, 99% of them would say “I’m very disappointed in you. Now here’s a credit card. Buy a plane ticket to New York, a hotel stay, an abortion, and a ticket to The Lion King Movie and when it’s all over to cheer yourself up after a rough day. Don’t tell all the poor people in our state who can’t afford that.”

    • @wratha
      @wratha 24 дні тому +142

      Don't forget their mistresses

    • @TheBestDog
      @TheBestDog 24 дні тому

      ⁠@@wratha Let’s not forget the pornstar he raw dogs before going home to his wife and newborn baby

    • @betha8761
      @betha8761 24 дні тому +31

      💯%

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 24 дні тому +60

      Absolutely how that will go! Rules and laws are for the little people.
      "And if you see my pregnant 'secretary' there, pretend you don't know each other."

    • @drjones1736
      @drjones1736 24 дні тому +33

      Bobert is a grandmother almost a great grandma, yeah things ain’t right.

  • @Sicaughtik
    @Sicaughtik 24 дні тому +23

    Troy's segment was the best non-Jon Stewart thing I've seen on this show in years. More of him, please.

  • @DebsFan101
    @DebsFan101 23 дні тому +15

    “Thought the Smurfs finally got citizenship” 🤣🤣
    Troy is amazing!! Love him.

  • @arthurjeremypearson
    @arthurjeremypearson 24 дні тому +89

    Can't resolve an issue with the neighbors, so you fly a flag in opposition? I'm from minnesota, and that's some level passive aggressive bs.
    What a loser.

    • @KOB923
      @KOB923 23 дні тому

      Or... or... that was some complete BS, and it was flown, knowingly, in support of Trump, despite the fact a Supreme Court justice is supposed to be unbiased and impartial.

    • @lisawall9068
      @lisawall9068 23 дні тому +7

      What a partisan Supreme Justice Alito is.

    • @tcherrington
      @tcherrington 23 дні тому +3

      More like Traitorous

    • @jerseymetalmike5111
      @jerseymetalmike5111 23 дні тому +1

      Umm, another bold face lie from Alito

    • @brynneholt1990
      @brynneholt1990 23 дні тому +2

      Did he have conflict with the Jersey Shore neighbors too?

  • @user-oz8lv4eo8h
    @user-oz8lv4eo8h 24 дні тому +92

    Ms. Haley I will never give you a vote for anything,

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 24 дні тому +112

    Nikki literally said Trump was deranged and shouldn’t even have a drivers license.

    • @foppishdilletaunt9911
      @foppishdilletaunt9911 24 дні тому +9

      Nikki Haley ? Nikki Haley; Nikki Haley…

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 24 дні тому

      So? They're republicans.

    • @carpo719
      @carpo719 23 дні тому +4

      First time I've ever I heard her speak, I'm surprised she has a driver's license

  • @charlesflohr1815
    @charlesflohr1815 24 дні тому +40

    How hard is it to not fly flags? Alito needs to be removed, since he said the quiet part out loud.

  • @Warmaker01
    @Warmaker01 24 дні тому +78

    You hear that series of bumps under the tires? That's the sound of Justice Alito throwing his wife under the bus.

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 24 дні тому +4

      Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 😂 🤣 😜 😆

    • @danaw23
      @danaw23 23 дні тому +4

      The RV that was given to him, but not as a bribe

    • @matthewtaylor3347
      @matthewtaylor3347 23 дні тому +6

      @@danaw23 that was Clarence Thomas that got the RV, not Samuel Alito. I know it’s hard to keep track of Supreme Court corruption

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 23 дні тому +1

      @@danaw23 that's #ClarenceThomas RV...

    • @danaw23
      @danaw23 22 дні тому +1

      @@HoneyBadger80886 Oops. It’s hard to keep all the corruption straight.

  • @BasedChais
    @BasedChais 23 дні тому +63

    Nickey Haley has ZERO integrity. Shocker.

  • @susiepoadster4642
    @susiepoadster4642 24 дні тому +33

    Go Troy! That was great!

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen 24 дні тому +46

    Troy's flag segment is perfect! Just perfect😘😂🚩🏳️🏴🏁🎌🚩🏳️🏁

  • @wingv313
    @wingv313 23 дні тому +15

    Troy’s set was hilarious 😂😂😂 Love him! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Calabrin1
    @Calabrin1 24 дні тому +54

    Nikki Haley: "I'm not a cultist, I just universally endorse the cult."

  • @jaye8872
    @jaye8872 24 дні тому +123

    Alito is completely exposed now as right wing

    • @Mikathedog100
      @Mikathedog100 24 дні тому +1

      It's more than right wing. It is a blatant disregard for the constitution

    • @thisishappening7273
      @thisishappening7273 24 дні тому

      He was always exposed as right wing. Now he’s exposed as full MAGA. The true exposure will be the sheer emboldened depravity of his opinion on the presidential criminal immunity ruling. Can’t wait to tear my hair out.

    • @oceanecastelnau9821
      @oceanecastelnau9821 23 дні тому

      As treasonous. The man took an oath to the United States Constitution and then broadcasts his support of its OVERTHROW!

    • @imaginethat3026
      @imaginethat3026 23 дні тому

      And an idiot

    • @TheVincentKyle
      @TheVincentKyle 23 дні тому +5

      Now? Have you been in a coma for the last 18 years?

  • @rebeccalyle8443
    @rebeccalyle8443 23 дні тому +22

    So she thinks a criminal is better than not? She is a bird brain!

  • @narmork
    @narmork 23 дні тому +22

    Nikki has become as shameless as Trump. What a ridiculous politician. It is sad to see too many Republicans kowtowing to Trump.

  • @highergrounds8018
    @highergrounds8018 24 дні тому +47

    Give Troy a raise!

  • @krishurlburt7375
    @krishurlburt7375 24 дні тому +36

    I thought a upside down flag was a sign of distress

    • @joshuarafael3151
      @joshuarafael3151 24 дні тому +12

      Yup

    • @ShonnDaylee
      @ShonnDaylee 24 дні тому

      Yes, it is, and that is why the ultra-right used it as a symbol to show they were "distressed" by the events of the 2020 election.
      Also, Alito's wife put it up as a response to their neighbor having a sign they didn't like? Wow.... You sure got them.... It makes zero sense. The neighbor would just look at it, and say "Looks like the neighbor turned their flag upside down.... Anyway, so..." and just move on with their day. Nobody is buying this story. At least try and make up a more plausible lie....lol

    • @veronicareitherreese6671
      @veronicareitherreese6671 23 дні тому +14

      If only it was used properly, which it isn't. It is being used as a sore loser whine.

    • @carpo719
      @carpo719 23 дні тому +4

      I thought the same thing at first but it's actually a flag reversed

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 23 дні тому +1

      @@carpo719 Where did you get that idea?

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 24 дні тому +37

    Troy is terrific. I hope we see lots of him!

  • @WhiteDoveSam
    @WhiteDoveSam 23 дні тому +25

    “Welcome to the end of democracy. We are here to overthrow it completely.”
    That’s how Jack Posobiec opened his remarks at CPAC. Posobiec continued, “We didn’t get all the way there on January 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it and replace it with this right here,” he said, gesturing to the crowd and holding up his fist.” Posobiec was speaking on a panel with Steve Bannon, whose response to the comment was “Amen.”
    ~Bucks County Beacon article by Melissa Ryan,
    dated March 4, 2024

    • @davidbusen545
      @davidbusen545 23 дні тому +2

      Wouldn't you think it would have been prudent for one of the major networks or all of the major networks to have mentioned this. I thought they were always talking about the liberal media. CPAC is one of the largest entities for donors to be able to support the Republican ideology anonymously.

    • @WhiteDoveSam
      @WhiteDoveSam 23 дні тому +3

      @@davidbusen545
      They did mention it on several channels that I watch, anyways. Perhaps it was discussed on Meidas Touch or David Pakman rather than what's considered "mainstream media", though.
      One big problem is that people in general don't/can't stay focused on such matters regardless of how pressing they are. Most people tend to forget & move on to whatever the current issues are.
      This is *EXACTLY* why *don* *the* *con* was always 'promising' to release his 'healthcare plan' in "two weeks". He said it himself: "give the American people two weeks and they'll forget what you claim entirely"...

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 23 дні тому

      I'm sure the FBI is watching him intensely.

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 23 дні тому +18

    They’re only flying those flags because the flag they’d like to fly is too provocative.

  • @judebastien
    @judebastien 23 дні тому +11

    I love that Alito's neighbor is on the right side of history. The neighbors know what they are dealing with.

  • @dbrav727
    @dbrav727 24 дні тому +27

    Kosta is becoming a great host! Much improved!!!

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 24 дні тому +33

    Troy is fricken hilarious! Get that man on more segments.

  • @Loki_Yogi
    @Loki_Yogi 23 дні тому +6

    Troy Iwata was fkn HILARIOUS with this one.
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @TheNextCubed
    @TheNextCubed 23 дні тому +11

    Insurrection flags graded by Troy Iwata 💯

  • @Aura-Of-Syrinx
    @Aura-Of-Syrinx 24 дні тому +55

    quit drinking almost entirely when I started smoking in a free state

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 24 дні тому +1

      Puff puff pass 😂❤

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P 23 дні тому +4

      High and dry, the way to be. Alcohol is pretty insane to be legal if you look at it objectively. It just survived prohibition so they gave up and tried to regulate it instead.

    • @Aura-Of-Syrinx
      @Aura-Of-Syrinx 23 дні тому +3

      @@Kyle_P I don't agree with banning, I think regulating and education is definitely the way to go!

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 23 дні тому

      Swapping one addiction for another is still addiction.

    • @Aura-Of-Syrinx
      @Aura-Of-Syrinx 23 дні тому

      @@elainehewitt6813 you go to bars calling people addicted? you're weird. get therapy.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 24 дні тому +138

    "The problem with Trumpism is that you eventually run out of MAGA peoples' money." --Margaret Thatcher

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 24 дні тому +9

      Not soon enough. The #DarkMoney comes outta the woodwork.

    • @davidbusen545
      @davidbusen545 23 дні тому +3

      To quote Gene Wilder's character from blazing saddles "When?"

  • @canyoncruzr3462
    @canyoncruzr3462 24 дні тому +28

    Following her announcement Nikki was seen vomiting behind the stage.

  • @thecrunchyferrett6985
    @thecrunchyferrett6985 24 дні тому +11

    That home ownership joke at the end still hurts.

    • @carpo719
      @carpo719 23 дні тому +2

      ❤ Gen X has sympathy for you

  • @kerri5595
    @kerri5595 24 дні тому +56

    Ask any Toxicologist about alcohol and confirm we've known for decades how toxic alcohol is

    • @wratha
      @wratha 24 дні тому

      The fda has alcohol listed as a poison. Alcohol makers had to put the poison mark on all sold. They devised a way to mix into label to hide it. Learned this in 1984 freshman year high school photography class. U can see it with a black light.

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME 23 дні тому +4

      In moderation it’s fine, but no one knows what moderation means anymore.

    • @beecnul8r
      @beecnul8r 23 дні тому +3

      I have attended medical seminars in whicb experts about alcohol say do not drink! Period! Drinking does damage to your body and it may not be reversible.

    • @montegrifo
      @montegrifo 23 дні тому

      Agreed. Remeber? Of course, I inhaled, that's the whole point of it.😅

    • @WindsorMason
      @WindsorMason 23 дні тому

      Oncologists too.

  • @agneejaa
    @agneejaa 23 дні тому +6

    Actual news aside, I'm just amazed at how much Kosta has improved as a host since his first try and what a pleasure it is to see him in this chair!

  • @DixonYamouf
    @DixonYamouf 24 дні тому +22

    Troy Iwata killed it here!

  • @jackmehoffer4119
    @jackmehoffer4119 23 дні тому +11

    This is why we must stop Project 2025.

  • @thefrizmeister3666
    @thefrizmeister3666 23 дні тому +18

    Impeach Alito and Thomas!

  • @rebeccanuguid8499
    @rebeccanuguid8499 24 дні тому +10

    Seems like they are all coming out, pledging their shameless loyalty and undying support to you know who... They are all the same!

  • @hai56709
    @hai56709 23 дні тому +9

    Nikki Haley quotes Margaret Thatcher the way a parrot quotes Shakespeare.

  • @revengefrommars
    @revengefrommars 24 дні тому +16

    11:32 That last throwaway joke from Troy...

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 24 дні тому +3

      I also liked the joke about the Jersey Shore being like Florida with too much cologne.

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno 24 дні тому +1

      The collective groan lol

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 24 дні тому

      ​@@notsure1969word! I've never been but I got the vibe. Lol 😆

  • @jay_song_
    @jay_song_ 24 дні тому +24

    Troy has so quickly become my favorite it's amazing 😂

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 24 дні тому +72

    No. The blue wave flag is what will happen in 2024. 🌊

    • @KOB923
      @KOB923 23 дні тому +6

      From your comment to the voters' ears, hopefully.

    • @carpo719
      @carpo719 23 дні тому

      Yeah I've been hearing that my whole life never changed anything for the better for the average citizen

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi 23 дні тому +6

      ​@@carpo719my life has certainly got better after moving to a democratic state.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 23 дні тому

      @@carpo719 Only if you don't want to stay pregnant against your will, or believe in clean air and water, or think churches shouldn't get our tax dollars, or think unions can represent the working class.

  • @jamesburge1983
    @jamesburge1983 24 дні тому +14

    Dman Nikki does not even have enough backbone to cast a vote.

  • @alfiesmullet1311
    @alfiesmullet1311 24 дні тому +6

    Nothing better than a beer and a joint after a hard day's work

  • @kennethyoung4973
    @kennethyoung4973 23 дні тому +4

    "Must be nice to own a home" was a killer exit

  • @jeremyfeistner92
    @jeremyfeistner92 24 дні тому +17

    She wants to be VP. It's all a gross display to get the dumpster to have them for VP

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 24 дні тому +32

    I'm doing my part. Fully impaired by both right now!

  • @3rdandlong
    @3rdandlong 23 дні тому +6

    Great joke from the late, great Robin Williams: Marijuna. Side effects may include, Ha, ha, ha ha haaaa ha after use.

  • @heixiong5860
    @heixiong5860 23 дні тому +8

    "That japanese wave painting that white people put in their apartment" Is one of a series called 36 Views of Mt. Fuji by Katsushika Hokusai, just in case anyone was wondering. That piece in particular is known as "The Great Wave off Kanegawa."

  • @Derfboy
    @Derfboy 24 дні тому +11

    11:20 WOW!!!! Amazing delivery on that segment! You're amazing!

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 23 дні тому +10

    He violated his oath of office per 18 US Code 1918. A crime that includes up to 1 year in prison, removal from office.
    He is also violating the Separation Clause. So let that 1 year stretch in the Federal Pen be his severance package.

    • @taylorpack1120
      @taylorpack1120 23 дні тому

      What separation clause? « The phrase “separation of church and state” is not in the Constitution. It just states that there should be no religious test for holding public office, as well as that « Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or denying the free exercise thereof », followed by, I might add, a statement protecting freedom of speech.
      Flying a flag that could potentially imply that Alito supports Christian nationalism, but does not explicitly say such, does not violate any of those clauses. Flying a flag on personal property is not the same thing as making a court ruling or passing a law. If you can point out a specific law that says differently, let me know.
      You can oppose or disagree with Alito on his actual Supreme Court rulings, just as you can oppose what happened on January 6 (which I definitely do), but this just seems like outrage bait for clicks and views.

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 23 дні тому

      Nearly all federal politicians violate their oaths and break laws. To think otherwise is asinine. Remember what Martha Stewart was convicted and jailed for? That same crime is how most politicians are rich beyond their salaries. The only difference is, Martha didn't have the power to make/adjust laws that would benefit her stocks.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 23 дні тому

      @@TheREALJosephTurner Are you....advocating that they SHOULD now? Seriously? That's the BS you come here with?

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 23 дні тому

      @@taylorpack1120 Your paper argument about phrasing was killed by President Thomas Jefferson in 1802 backed by majority opinion of John Marshall's Supreme court.
      The phrase 'Separation Clause' is known legal terminology that highlights the Establishment clause in the 1st amendment. But nice try pretending you didn't know that already. You fail.

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 22 дні тому

      @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Where in the F did you read that I was advocating for anything? I swear, the left and the right are so alike in wanting to argue about stuff, that they'll BOTH read things that's not even there. Read my comment again, think REAL HARD about it.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 24 дні тому +40

    Two faced. She didn’t mean a single word she say during her campaign.

    • @carpo719
      @carpo719 23 дні тому +2

      Do any of them?

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 23 дні тому

      @@carpo719 The ones who opposed Trump then didn't run for office or got ousted via primary. They still voted for scuzzy GOP platforms while in office, though.

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 23 дні тому +1

      What politician does?

    • @davidbusen545
      @davidbusen545 23 дні тому

      ​@@TheREALJosephTurner
      Jamie raskin, Katie Porter, Adam kinzinger.

  • @arcturionblade1077
    @arcturionblade1077 24 дні тому +8

    Bold of you to assume that incels who unironically wear the Punisher symbol were married to begin with to even get divorced afterward.

  • @elloco1996
    @elloco1996 24 дні тому +78

    Samuel Alito would be in prison in any sane country ... but of course, Yanks knew better and launched him into their Supreme Court, one of the most criminal institutions in the world.

    • @oceanecastelnau9821
      @oceanecastelnau9821 23 дні тому +2

      Yanks? 😂 You the one yanking 🤣

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 23 дні тому

      Heritage under the nominations of gwb and dt to SCOTUS. Read about their master plan project 2025

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 23 дні тому

      @@oceanecastelnau9821 The emojis are the only things laughing at your comment.

    • @Wicked_Knight
      @Wicked_Knight 23 дні тому

      ​@@oceanecastelnau9821 spoken like one whom is truly uncultured..

    • @clarencegoddard6527
      @clarencegoddard6527 23 дні тому

      So cute ! . . . talks of America and 'sane country' in the same breath.

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 23 дні тому +4

    The Troy Iwata segment was fantastic. He's a wonderful addition to the correspondents crew.

  • @YesJustice
    @YesJustice 23 дні тому +31

    😡...WHAT A SHAME!!!!! 💔💔As a Nikki' supporter, I am totally disappointed in her.😠😡😠....I will never ever Vote for Mr .Trump again, nor for anyone supporting him....Even if Nikki is picked as VP; I will never vote for them💯💯💯

    • @heavymetalbassist5
      @heavymetalbassist5 23 дні тому +1

      And if she ever comes back to SC I'll vote against her. She left us with the derelict old man in charge

    • @YesJustice
      @YesJustice 23 дні тому +4

      @@heavymetalbassist5 me too💔💔 I won't trust her anymore....I wept with her on the stage because of the awful things Trump said about her husband serving in Africa: that pained me most , she now decided to vote for him....I am very very disappointed and angry with her 😡😡😡

    • @sandrawilson8792
      @sandrawilson8792 23 дні тому

      But can anyone say that they are surprised?

    • @YesJustice
      @YesJustice 23 дні тому

      @@sandrawilson8792 Yes ...I am surprised because Trump made her cry on the stage after talking about her husband....and this is why I am very mad at her now😡.....She can't be trusted, I will never stand by her again.....💔💔

    • @brynneholt1990
      @brynneholt1990 23 дні тому

      @YesJustice, you must be the most quixotic person on earth.

  • @jesipohl6717
    @jesipohl6717 23 дні тому +3

    Troy's segment was awesome

  • @10zarita
    @10zarita 23 дні тому +5

    No moral compass in this GOP let alone honesty, honor, decency, and so on

  • @larry0771
    @larry0771 24 дні тому +101

    IMPEACH Thomas and Alito!

  • @eneobande7433
    @eneobande7433 23 дні тому +6

    How does Nikki Haley manage to speak without lips, so brave

  • @Phoenix-nl2ut
    @Phoenix-nl2ut 24 дні тому +10

    Being sober is great. But I have no friends now

    • @HRHDaviaTheYounger
      @HRHDaviaTheYounger 23 дні тому +1

      I am going through the same thing. 4 years, 5 months, 24 days. 0 friends to hang with.

  • @davidbilich1708
    @davidbilich1708 23 дні тому +3

    Anyone with a flag pole in their front yard of their house is not qualified to be a supreme court justice.

  • @KathleenConnolly04
    @KathleenConnolly04 23 дні тому +3

    Must be nice to own a home 😅 so subtle and a perfect millennial moment. Loved this segment ❤😂

  • @foppishdilletaunt9911
    @foppishdilletaunt9911 24 дні тому +13

    I don’t smoke Foy but this place could only get better with less alcohol…

  • @KevinAdams26
    @KevinAdams26 23 дні тому +2

    Troy was pure gold!

  • @marvinsmith2116
    @marvinsmith2116 24 дні тому +9

    Hate the use of freak flag for Ali too. The line is from Crosby, Stills and Nash and refers to not cutting their hair, letting their freak flag fly. Alito is a freak flying a flag. There. That’s better.

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson 24 дні тому +2

      I mean, they are pretty freaky flags, and Alito is definitely a freak. But yeah, not what I think of when I hear “letting your freak flag fly!”

    • @carpo719
      @carpo719 23 дні тому

      Happened just the other day. It's getting kind of long.

  • @ryanreedgibson
    @ryanreedgibson 24 дні тому +9

    I don't smoke or drink but need to start before getting any further into this election. These judges need to go.

  • @maryhannah4462
    @maryhannah4462 24 дні тому +5

    I adore Troy Iwata!

  • @west_park7993
    @west_park7993 24 дні тому +8

    btw, the appeal to heaven flag was recently adopted by an ultraconservative evangelist pastor, like you never seen before. by all accounts, one day this will be the flag of the united states of gillead.

  • @kitko33
    @kitko33 23 дні тому +4

    Well, someone having a glass of wine does not cause the whole street to stink like a skunk for half an hour. Also, if they're having a glass, they do not force others to drink it.

  • @starlite1284
    @starlite1284 23 дні тому +6

    This is what happens when you let a crook.Steal classified documents and then use them to blackmail all of his opponents!

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 23 дні тому

      I feel like I've missed something recently. Why are there periods and capitalizations in the middle of sentences nowadays?

  • @pablohassan6897
    @pablohassan6897 24 дні тому +4

    Fights started by drunks - ***insert infinity symbol***
    Fights started by stoners - 0.

  • @frkzd
    @frkzd 23 дні тому +4

    Nikki Haley is spineless. glad she didn’t make it to the RNC contention. her opinion and endorsement means jack.

  • @jemborg
    @jemborg 23 дні тому +4

    A jellyfish has more spine than a modern Republican.

  • @benhoffman6606
    @benhoffman6606 24 дні тому +5

    I flew my flag upside-down from jan 20 2016 to jan 20 2020. That flag meaning is a nation in crisis. This seems a little out of proportion.

    • @MusicfromMarrs
      @MusicfromMarrs 24 дні тому

      It’s the context. I responded to findrrzkeeperz below. Short response that both of these flags were more recently used by stop the steal folks. The Proud Boys were co- opting the upside-down US flag and some religious stop the steal folks were using that pine tree thing.

    • @Sarcasticron
      @Sarcasticron 24 дні тому

      Now it means "stop the steal." Sorry they keep desecrating everybody's symbols.

    • @carpo719
      @carpo719 23 дні тому

      The distress flag is backwards not upside down

    • @MusicfromMarrs
      @MusicfromMarrs 23 дні тому +1

      @@carpo719 The U.S. flag code, which is not legally enforceable, specifically says that the flag is not to be inverted “except as a signal of dire distress in instance of extreme danger to life or property.”

    • @benhoffman6606
      @benhoffman6606 23 дні тому

      @@MusicfromMarrs exactly 💯. And we all almost died

  • @Thumb072
    @Thumb072 23 дні тому +2

    Troy Iwata has been killing it lately. Love this guy. He's the next Carrell/Colbert.

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 23 дні тому +1

    that ambassador joke goes hard. the court's gotta go

  • @cboniandi
    @cboniandi 24 дні тому +3

    Troy’s a great addition 😁

  • @emmanuelced12
    @emmanuelced12 23 дні тому +3

    Costa is really nailing it👏👏👏👏

  • @Leah_Newton
    @Leah_Newton 23 дні тому +3

    Nikki Haley is the least respectable and least trustworthy lady of our time.
    I have zero respect for this woman and I will not consider her as a human being after that speech.

  • @hibiscrub1
    @hibiscrub1 24 дні тому +13

    I love how the notion of sobriety immediately drew a laugh. Even during a bit, everyone knows facing the real world barefaced is a joke