Imagine if someone made a movie about the husband being able to go back in time and doing everything he possibly can to stop her from watching Lord of the Rings ever. That'd be a comedy I'd pay for.
well Orlando Bloom ehm ehm i mean Legolas is pretty hot so this isn't the worst thing a fan girl can do... if i was Orlando i would be death of fear for my milions of stalkers O_o
@@jadeorsomething1591 Yeah, they tell the interviewed people to overexaggerate their obsessions for the ratings. She probably just has them at home in a office or something and thats it.
They encourage them to ham it up for the camera. Well, at least that's what the Pac Man guy said in an interview afterwards. I'm sure this lady isn't playing duck duck goose with card board cutouts.
when I first read this I thought you came to that decision with jesus then read it again and now understand you meant jesus as wow and not actually meaning the actual jesus lmao I'm dumb
1:23 Watching her talking about her personal life drama as the camera pans to Frodo, Sam, Pippen and Merry’s lifeless faces is the funniest thing to me
+gucci almond water Do you even know what a psychopath is? How people can just assume that every mental illness is anti-social personality disorder is beyond me.
The people who live with them are just as crazy lol. That guy's psychotic himself if he's just gonna be okay with her doing that. One of these days that cutout Gollum is gonna tell her to slit her husbands throat in his sleep or something lol, "he has the one ring, you know what you must do"
+AFK Anthony oh and I didn't finish watching this until now. SHE HAS A DAUGHTER!!?? Jesus, that guy's gotta get that kid away from her. She's gonna gonna lose her mind. Sooner or later she'll consider Gandalf her Grandpa or some shit lol.
How. The. Hell. Is. She. Married?!?!?!?!?! And why did she bring Legolas into this!? Poor elf! She is embarrassing her whole family and I would never go out!
They were probably married before Lord of The Rings came out. So no obsession then. He can’t do much about it now. Getting a divorce would mean that 50% of their stuff would be hers and 50% his. He probably doesn’t want all the issues of a divorce as well as the constant battle of a little girl upset and depressed moving back and forth from her mom to her dad.
thehoosierfortheUK Don't worry, I think I can outrun her with a leisurely jog, and it's not destruction of property if "Gandalf" "told me" to kill "him" and "all his friends" with a lighter.
Well, the creators of the show actively search out these people, there are 320 million people in the U.S, so there is bound to be at least one person like this
It goes to show that if you stay true to yourself you're bound to find someone. If this women can find someone to put up with her and her cardboard cut outs, then there's no excuse for anyone
I feel so bad for the children. If she gave them the love she gives to her cut outs, she would be the best mother. Literally replace all the cutouts with children and it seems like the happiest family in the world.
And yet *I'm* the one who is single.
Kriscoart but you’re popular
Same
I'll date you ;)
Kriscoart, I have never dated in the 28 years that I have lived
Kriscoart I was thinking the same thing 🤦🏽♀️
10000$ she never read the book.
true
+riv4lm4n idk man she seems waaaaaaaaaaay too into it to not atleast read them once
+riv4lm4n for serious
+riv4lm4n I died
I'll double that.
I’m having a hard time processing how she has a husband
Leeroy Jenkins I’m also wondering that with the guy Obsessed with Pac man
It's like guessing how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop... "the world may never know"
I'm having a hard time processing how she has a daughter
Fear of dying alone is really strong in some people. And I'm sure some really enjoy those tax & health benefits
I assume they got married first and THEN the crazy kicked in
“If she ever started drinking boy that would be the end of it man, whoa, cause she does all of this....sober”
I’m deceased💀💀💀😂😂
He described my life in a nutshell 🤣
@Drumslav Czechisenko You win best comment reply on this one. Goddamn LOL
she's married and yet I'm still single
bahahaha IKR me too
The cup Rapmon throws in the Run MV 69 likes
hvtha oh cut it out
omg cup ur everywhere x)
misty girl ah yes
I feel bad for the kids.
It'sAGundam i know those poor hobbits
It'sAGundam yes
Same Here
me too :(
Amen #HashtagJusticeForGollem
Imagine going to a restaurant and seeing a cutout of Gollum sitting at a table
I'd take a photo.
Makes me wearing my Witcher necklace look normal
It could be worse, it could've been a grown ass man with a Twilight Sparkle plush
@@nicostud916 Still not as bad as seeing a woman talking to cardboard people.
@@nicostud916 OH NO not that guy
"I cant believe John called me a crazy bitch"
Frodo: ....
"Omg your such a good listener"
😂
Oh my god I cringed to death during the restaurant scene
Gabe Selden same
Lol same
If I was the daughter honestly I wohld have just walked out and sat in the car and cried
i skipped it halfway because i couldn’t take it anymore ☠️
I feel you comrade
*did she just lick the crouch of that poster*
Yes.... yes she did....
Where? Lol
Yes...... 0_0
There is another that is a glory hole
She did 0-0 she weried
Just imagine being her kid, if she doesn’t change it’s really going to affect her daughter. It so sad.
honestly
I'd disown myself, coz the cringe radiation would kill me.
If I was her daughter I would kill myself
Imagine your mom caring about a cardboard cutout of Legolas more than you
@@tophatunited2722 I'd call Child Services or run away.
I've seen this dozens of times but the restaurant scene always makes my soul leave my body.
That's where it goes from weird but fine to oh God no
I know her personally! This is real!
Lmao
@@tiffanymurray1758WHAT THE! how old is the kid now? and did they get divorced?
That poor daughter.
Imagine if someone made a movie about the husband being able to go back in time and doing everything he possibly can to stop her from watching Lord of the Rings ever. That'd be a comedy I'd pay for.
Fleaninja 1 ikr
Great idea for a movie. But impossible because Lord of the Rings was so massive. Lock her in prison would be the only way.
Where he has to hunt down the actors and director punisher style 😂
id pre order it
Fleaninja 1 you just made a million dollar movie idea there!
Plot twist: the lady is actually the cardboard cut out
3:52 "You guys always give good advice."
They literally have NEVER given you advice.
She literally giving herself advices 😂
1:53 *OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK*
I feel bad for her kids
well Orlando Bloom ehm ehm i mean Legolas is pretty hot so this isn't the worst thing a fan girl can do... if i was Orlando i would be death of fear for my milions of stalkers O_o
sanfran dartgun ik the cringe-o-meter on my screen went nuclear
Plot Twist: They cardboads are real and only "turn" into real people when no one is seeing except for the lady
Thats a good twist
I'm dead at this! 💀😂🤣
Man her vag would be gutted.
Mordomo Sá
The cardboards are real and she isn’t
ADULT VERSION OF TOY STORY
I cant process how she has a decent looking husband
Because its fake
@Joseph Gaber he is gay?
Wait is that what a decent looking man is to you?
@@mr16325 It's all relative, he ain't terrible.
@@jadeorsomething1591 Yeah, they tell the interviewed people to overexaggerate their obsessions for the ratings. She probably just has them at home in a office or something and thats it.
The daughter must've been dying from embarrassment in the restaurant scene
i think the cardboard cutouts are more embarrassed than the husband
Pillsbury Doughboi funny comment, and are you a fan of Bastille?
This can't be real.
I kinda feel like sometimes people put on a act or exaggerate to get on tv or get paid
The sad thing is it is real😐
OHH yes it is REAL and kinda scary
They encourage them to ham it up for the camera.
Well, at least that's what the Pac Man guy said in an interview afterwards. I'm sure this lady isn't playing duck duck goose with card board cutouts.
Oh so it is fake 😑
I live in New Zealand
I don’t want a crazy lady’s ashes on my lawn
Liam Harvey lol
I am crying
yeah i got so embarrassed when she said that
Me too...
So im assuming you're a hobbit
Rest In peace, Fred Willard; you will always have a special place in my funny bone
Imagine her meeting the Actual Actors
She would kidnapp them😂😂😂😂
@@sonkokosnuss3117 pretty much
Thomas Murphy oh no.........
@@f.b.i9512 yup pretty much
This is sad
this is actually very very sad.
imagine waking up to a gollum cutout in the bathroom
That would actually scare the shit out of me
@@uzi5787 you and me both
2:42 that waitress is like “okay this is going to be interesting.”
She's probably a regular
I feel bad for the little girl she must feel embarrassed 😢
Ik I would make fun of her so hard
@@chinsandwich5841 I appreciate the honesty at least.
@@chinsandwich5841 honesty +100
I also feel bad because you can just see that she just wants to talk with her mum
SHE CRACKED A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS
I lost my shit when she played duck duck goose with the boys and Legolas was just 👁️👄👁️
2:30
That scream just makes sense for some reason
Jesus and I thought my parents were embarrassing
when I first read this I thought you came to that decision with jesus then read it again and now understand you meant jesus as wow and not actually meaning the actual jesus lmao I'm dumb
I did too. I thought that maybe she was mexican and had a brother nammed Jésus?...
LivingMyDream242 i find what you said to be very amusing lmao
Taliyah Ali lol
I like watching this shit it makes me feel normal
Roman5740 compared to this person even Jake Paul seems normal
5 Years Ago No, even logan paul
I started wheezing when she brought the cutouts to the restaurant 🤣🤣🤣
“She does all this... sober.”
But she’s high on something. What is it? Because I want some
"Stop it, get some help" -Michael Jordan
Lol
Haha best comment I've seen All day
Someone needs to teach her about the wonderful world of Tumblr RP
1:23 Watching her talking about her personal life drama as the camera pans to Frodo, Sam, Pippen and Merry’s lifeless faces is the funniest thing to me
2:22 Legolas looks so done.
this is severely depressing, especially because she has a daughter who has to grow up with a psychopath
Even the kid thinks she's nuts!
She's not a psychopath. Psychopaths don't have any empathy.
+gucci almond water Do you even know what a psychopath is? How people can just assume that every mental illness is anti-social personality disorder is beyond me.
chill bro its all gucci go drink some water
gucci almond water no! i drink salt!
The people who live with them are just as crazy lol. That guy's psychotic himself if he's just gonna be okay with her doing that. One of these days that cutout Gollum is gonna tell her to slit her husbands throat in his sleep or something lol, "he has the one ring, you know what you must do"
+AFK Anthony oh and I didn't finish watching this until now. SHE HAS A DAUGHTER!!?? Jesus, that guy's gotta get that kid away from her. She's gonna gonna lose her mind. Sooner or later she'll consider Gandalf her Grandpa or some shit lol.
+AFK Anthony IKR!!
anyway as expected from mentally disabled person? right?
💀💀💀💀💀
Let's Play Fan Channel lol
0:26 alright, you guys all ready for a gay?
*subtitles have blessed me*
“Tim is a little jealous of Legolas”
So he’s jealous of a cardboard cutout???
2:20 legolas is just like "what the hell just happened?"
XD
ikr!
😂😂
ASRIEL MEEMURR about right
Tf kinda shit
I wonder how Orlando Bloom (actor for Legolas) feels about this.
Jessie Chan Whom, not who ;)
I like how you explain who Orlando Bloom is
Probably annoyed to beyond capacity.
Maybe you should ask Alex Trebeck (host of Jeopardy! and spokesman for Colonial Penn)
I still want to know if smeagol ordering iced doctor pepper is canon to lord of the rings now
1:54 she just licked that elfs arrow 😉
“Cause she does all this sober.”
Omg I’m dead😂
How are all these people married?!
Lid f
Just goes to show, if she's married ANYONE can get a lover.
Keith scott hello Keith, here to “prove” the earth is flat? 😂
Your average person of course!
Luna Dc l
How. The. Hell. Is. She. Married?!?!?!?!?!
And why did she bring Legolas into this!? Poor elf!
She is embarrassing her whole family and I would never go out!
.
Poor Orlando Bloom
They were probably married before Lord of The Rings came out. So no obsession then. He can’t do much about it now. Getting a divorce would mean that 50% of their stuff would be hers and 50% his. He probably doesn’t want all the issues of a divorce as well as the constant battle of a little girl upset and depressed moving back and forth from her mom to her dad.
She has money
They were prob married before the first movie came out, because that's when the obsession began
No body:
Literally nobody:
Lord of the rings: 🧝🏼♂️🔫
Wtf
it’s the duck duck goose in the front yard for me…..the neighbors i’m sure have the best stories
Yeah, it's definitely weird and wrong to say Gollum Good Morning, Afternoon and Night without thinking about him stealing your rings.
😅😂
her wedding ring may disappear...
You actually comment stuff??
Burn, those cutouts, now, before she completely ruin LoTR for me.
thehoosierfortheUK Don't worry, I think I can outrun her with a leisurely jog, and it's not destruction of property if "Gandalf" "told me" to kill "him" and "all his friends" with a lighter.
+Wizered Gaming (Wizered's Channel) lol
Yes. Burn. Them.
+Kirvil Mortensen Don't Do It! She'll call you murderer and probably try to kill ya!
She can't kill me, I'm too fucking awesome
This woman is an accurate representation when someone becomes too obsessed with a certain tv show, movie or book.
RIP Fred Willard 🙏🙏🙏
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@@qui-gonegym5822 no
Mr.RogueGaming it would be worse if she had cardboard fortnite characters
@@qui-gonegym5822 there are no characters to that?
Peter Tallon no there’s skins of fortnite
this can't be real. there's absolutely no way.
Well, the creators of the show actively search out these people, there are 320 million people in the U.S, so there is bound to be at least one person like this
This feels like less of an obsession and more of a coping mechanism
I draw the line at taking the cutouts out to eat.. I'd be like ' Nah, that's def not happening' lol I'd rather starve
And when I thought I was the biggest fan on Earth... :P
more like middle earth .... mph hahahahahahahahahahahaha
+11th lego Smith Oh my god XD
That's not a fan, that's a mental hospital patient.
Burn
get cardboard cutouts, lose your social life and mentality, decorate everything with Lotr, and you should be set :).
How am I still single?
EraseYour Head same
Same here.
EraseYour Head when someone turns you down show them this video and say would you rather be married to this woman
It goes to show that if you stay true to yourself you're bound to find someone. If this women can find someone to put up with her and her cardboard cut outs, then there's no excuse for anyone
Your thoughts matter to you.
Rest in piece Fred Willard. Comedic treasure
Judging by her girth it would seem she loves onion rings just as much as lord of the rings.
Savage
One deep-fried ring to rule them all...
I mean Lord of the Rings are my favorite movies but I'm not obsessed with it like this woman is
True
Same bro lotr is my shit. But I wouldn't take it this far
I thought i was to obsessed bc i watched all of the movies in a single weekend. Every weekend.
Brandon Lewis who fucking cares
Well, there’s obsessed with like passion. And then there’s...... this.
Someone tell me why I'm still single...
Heyy add me on i.g?
Marvin Campbell Desperate much?!
IronBerserk obvy !! :)
High standards? Not looking hard enough? Or you’re just crazy on some level?
Hey let's be single together
She practically married these characters😂
0:52 Her friend looks like a Rhode Island state trooper.
Looks like discount Freddie Mercury.
Me Myself and Irene
"HOW ABOUT SOME SOUR CREAM FOR YOUR TACO...?"
You just know those cut outs have seen some perverted things...
Hashtastic indeed
Hashtastic yes
Hashtastic those Hobbits poor heads
"... And now my cut out friends, it's time for some magical rain!"
**vibrating sound**
AND IN DARKNESS, BIND THEM.
She is Truly Lonely.
No she's truly delusional!
“they make feel complete... and without them i am NOTHING.”
geez 😅
“Me like Dr. Pepper, no me likes Sprite.”
The guys just rubbing his face like “omfg please shut up...”
People like this is the reason why celebrities will NEVER share any information about where they or any of their friends and families live.
+xEDITS That why i hope the actors from the movies, especially Orlando Bloom, doesn't run into her.
Curious for the reaction now. I'm guessing the cardboard cutouts would get disowned?
I feel bad for the husband and the kids they looked so embarrassed at the restaurant
As long as she’s not hurting anyone, to each their own
Rip Fred Willard
This is just sad
Noosey Mcnooseface here skip to the good part 4:18
i see deku i love mha
s i g h
Alexa, don't you dare play despacito
Stealth Maximus Frodocito?
**Jumps off a cliff**
I wonder what she does with the action figures when she's alone?........oh, god I just pictured it.
Flash Gordon love your profile pic. I would listen to P!ATD than watching this cringe.
Malissa: *talks to “the boys”*
The cardboard cutouts: 👁👄👁
She looks like Sam if he started playing World of Warcraft and drinking mountain dew.
“Smeagle?”
“Smeagle wants Sprite,no DR. Pepper,no Sprite.”
_pastelalien _ it’s smeagol
GOLEM GOLEM
Lmao I like how the cardboard faces look lowkey sacred
Just imagine asking Gollum if he wanted some sprite
To her arguing over which Happy meal to get Gollum is very normal 😂😂😂
I feel so bad for the children. If she gave them the love she gives to her cut outs, she would be the best mother. Literally replace all the cutouts with children and it seems like the happiest family in the world.
I hope you're not including Legolas in that. That would be very creepy...
I don’t think she should be licking the crotch of her own children, though...
She's married....???
Yep
+Ness. Okay *nods head*
hey, who doesn't love a good crazy.
pussy game strong
+Evania Endellion She only saw the movie recently, she didnt see it when she was born so i think they got married before this started.
This husband be regretting his life choices
the look on her kids face at the restaurant i cant
I love the Hobbit and LOTR franchise but seriously
Sara Khan People like this ruin the films for me.
She tells her husband to fuck her with power of the torch of Gondor we wants Dr Pepper
Where’s Gimli? Is she against dwarves or something?
Boromir is also missing
No, he’s dead
@@dayornightdreamer6659 I know
Son Kokosnuss but why would you have a dead guy in your house?
@@dayornightdreamer6659 I don't know😂😂😂
Hey husband is wayyyy out of her league, even before the creepy obsession. I wonder how that happened
Gandalf cast a spell on him!!
B U R N T H E M
i actually wanna see her reaction
I feel like this obsession is a psychological issue.. She needs some help. lol
KingJae Her sss
Dark Claw no, but Donald Trump is in power so half of you’s are!
Andrew Duffy Not all Americans are for Trump either so what the fuck is your point?
since when are Americans a race?
Jonathan Her no shit
She probably hasn't even read The Silmarillion.
Kind of reminds me that Pac-Man guy episode who has seemingly played only the first Pac-Man game.
Or even any book of the middle earth series
Or the Lost Tales.
Or the Hobbit. But them again, maybe?
"Hooked on Hobbits" would be a great title for a Peter Jackson autobiography.
Lord Of The Rings was on the telly tonight, and I immediately thought of this
She has a husband???
Queen Shook i know...
And a kid?!
For real. And he's not cardboard
Some how
Weird her and The guy obsessed with Pac man Botha re married some how
How can you call this a woman a real fan when she doesn’t even have gimli cut out?!
Archer Apples or a Boromir cut out
Vkk
i wish i could go back and watch the peter pan video for the first time over and over again if it meant never watching this
At least she has a passion and a life that she loves