“Gordon is ready to start beginning.” “Gordon is ready to begin starting.” Maybe the Burgers would have worked if Gordon only knew that “To get started, you need to get started”
This is so good. Your sentence mixing and joke structure is utterly unmatched in any YTP I've seen. I don't know how you come up with half the jokes you do, but you execute them so well.
Only thing I wish she did more was more vulgar sentence mixing, maybe it’s because I’m 12 mentally but some of the vulgar stuff in like, a CS188 poop sends me
That's honestly what I like about her material the most - if you can deliver as good of a punchline without dipping into vulgarity, it comes off a lot more clever. And she does that really well.
If there was a John J Kitchenightmares IV, and then John J Kitchenightmares III transitioned, does John J Kitchenightmares IV retroactively become the new John J Kitchenightmares III?
As someone who was born only a few miles away from this restaurant, thank you for pooping this episode. The restaurant is now a parking lot, between a Dunkin Donut's and a hotel, in case anyone was curious about that for any reason.
Love how the episode basically restarted itself like three different times, with each one being its own sort of arc that built upon the previous. Incredible stuff and the "long in a manner of speaking" bit absolutely killed me x)
The burgers are flying away! 😂😂😂 It made me laugh so hard, and I can’t explain it. It might be my 4AM sleep deprived brain, but damn that shit was funny!
It’s not common that you find comedy where EVERY joke is just batshit crazy and it all lands…. It’s not fair how people can be as funny as DaThings over here, it puts me in awe
I hope you know, UA-cam Poops from you and a handful of other creators are something that my friend and I regularly get excited for like a new TV episode. We will wait to watch new ones until we're together.
How is it that you keep making YTPs of things I just happen to be watching for fun at the moment anyway?!? Not that I'm complaining, I just think it's funny...first Columbo, now this! Loved it with the narrator's comments...
The Mario RPG level up dance cutout thing hasn't even been around that long and you've already slipped it into a video. Your workflow must be incredible.
i eat food
ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
I don't believe that's actually the truth.
yo SAAAAME no way I thought I was the only one :o
😂
lol do u REALLY expect me to believe that??????
i eat souls
"University of No Dames" has to be the most advanced form of "No Girls Allowed" treefort sign I've ever seen.
probably means "no relations with women allowed"
0wn3d
OWNED
No maidens
@@AnglAfro No invitation to the Roundtable Hold?
"dissatisfied with hampshire, gordon introduces a new hampshire"
now we know who was really behind the american revolution
As someone who lives in New Hampshire this is true
@@ahhhhhhh1319 as someone who explores in gordon ramsey's mind using my little tiny submarine i can confirm
As someone who lives in Hampshire, I understand why he'd be dissatisfied with it here!
@@ashleycowan7733 im in the new hampshire rn it is MUCH better
WOOHOOOO!!
"Forgive me , I have sinned."
But Gordon is unforgivable.
the narrator really said the lord forgives but i do not
@@jimbobdoohicky9150
Where?
Wow. Depressing.
Kitchen Nightmares summarized " the problem here is the food"
or the owners are in denial about being jerks because you don't understand how haaaarrrrd it is
And the souls of the owners!
and the SuS
"I'm just here. It's not much fun working."
Felt that.
God SAME
I enjoy my work, have you considered enjoying your work instead of not?
@@sparky6757 Have you considered NOT working for enjoyment instead?
Im at work rn. I feel this.
Dance Dance Revolution enthusiast
The "omg it's him" bits were hilarious. JOHN J. KITCHENIGHTMARES III
"I don't feel like I'm a man."
His name is my name too! 🎵
@@SeppelSquirrelWhenever I go out,
The people always shout
@@metetural9140guess he’s Jenna J. Kitchenightmares I now.
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners souls" was absolutely hilarious
A perfect use of the Gameger howl too.
@@KhrrckThe what
@@2ndpartycrasher954 Watch "Gameger" to the end.
@@2ndpartycrasher954 the howl from Gameger, of course!
Turning it around really worked wonders. Shame Lupin left
Would’ve worked wonders for Jillys
"Oh okay, cool! I'm glad things have turned around!"
@eleanor-nb with puns like that it's no wonder Lupin left
@@TheOnlyCaprisuns'ylliJ
@@dr.bright6272 With puns like these, who needs YTPs?
"This is Willy J. Richards. How am I speaking?"
The burgers taking control of the customers minds had me on the floor.
“Gordon is ready to start beginning.”
“Gordon is ready to begin starting.”
Maybe the Burgers would have worked if Gordon only knew that “To get started, you need to get started”
thank god for the internet spider
"Dude, I don't know what's burgers!"
Coming from a guy who is called a burger
Gordon's anxious to meet God...
"Forgive me, I have sinned"
BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE
Depressing.
fucking lost it at that part
"If I could think, things would be a little bit better"
if that ain't a mood
"He's not gonna like the menu."
Gordon: "I'm always nervous when there's...menus."
When he took their souls I nearly lost mine laughing.
that was Gordon trying to steal your soul through your mouth
The "THREE YEARS LATER" got me laughing way too hard
Was that a fesh prince reference?
@@hekirb3382 yes
salute to the peers with the launch of part 3
Ironically, J. Willy’s closed a few months after the episode aired.
Are you Jeff? Are you the chef? Are you chef Jeff? Are you Jeff the Chef?
Ahhaah😂😂😂, i cant
Chef Jeff Gordon!
Thank you Jeff.
Are The Jeff, Chef?
....
*Dramatic Sting*
4:05
Me: Wait why do they have Guile's hair on them?
Gordon: "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it."
Me: Ah
I love those “sensible chuckle” DaThings jokes
It's a nifty reversal, you see the edited detail before the actual joke instead of the more usual "world changes to match the jokes" way around
0:08
This implies that he's been to other restaurants where he *can* turn them into morgues with just a banana.
Chef Pansy, I'm terrified.
And the fact that he can take people's souls and soles at will. He is truly a threat to society.
@@mistercreeper3029 I can excuse taking souls. But taking away soles? That's just not ethical in the slightest.
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 Even someone like Wario can't take it!
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 That's exactly why Pansy is unforgivable! And he has to go to church too! No wonder he's anxious.
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730in his defence, he was dissatisfied
“I’m just here. It’s not much fun working”
Me too man. Me too…
This is so good. Your sentence mixing and joke structure is utterly unmatched in any YTP I've seen. I don't know how you come up with half the jokes you do, but you execute them so well.
You get an ear for it with practice.
Only thing I wish she did more was more vulgar sentence mixing, maybe it’s because I’m 12 mentally but some of the vulgar stuff in like, a CS188 poop sends me
I wish my brain could make the film salads this good 😂
That's honestly what I like about her material the most - if you can deliver as good of a punchline without dipping into vulgarity, it comes off a lot more clever. And she does that really well.
It's the narrator calmly losing it as the video gets crazier that gets me.
"Now, I don't feel like I'm a man"
Wishing all the best to Jessica J. Kitchenightmares III in her transition!
🎉🎉🎉🎉
If there was a John J Kitchenightmares IV, and then John J Kitchenightmares III transitioned, does John J Kitchenightmares IV retroactively become the new John J Kitchenightmares III?
@@bobmcguffin5706it’s Gandalf rules
Sources: trans
@@Lucifersfursona I don’t follow. Are you saying that it’s now Jessica J. Kitchenightmares the White?
@@bobmcguffin5706 lmao
The line, "Oh my god it's a bear!" is inexplicably funny
Or sumthing
Arf arf arf
Gordon was wrong for taking Wario's soles.
Unforgivable
Gordon eating the owners' souls is what finally tipped me over into full choking laughter, 10/10
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen. Gordon takes the owners souls"
"Owned by husband and wife, Rick"
This line is gonna stick in my head forever
"Dissastisfied with Hampshire, Gordon introduces a New Hampshire" had me almost pee myself with laughter
I’ve replayed 1:31 so so many times. It is way too funny lmaoo
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners' souls."
(Gordon befaces and de-souls the face and soul of one of the owners)
@GodlightTheTranscended7745 wow thanks I can't see you saved me
3:06 Resisting the temptation to put Nicole here must have been hard
3:25 "all of a sudden, burgers?"
You know it was scary.
Gordon is going to turn this restaurant into a morgue.
But he’s going to need more than a banana
This made me realize just how funny a word "burgers" is
You're a burger.
Dude, I don't know what's BURGERS
They're rushed out to the burger room.
It's a half hour into burger service...
We all know Gordon uses more than a banana to turn failing restaurants around; he uses an apple, too.
The whole idea of Gordon just beating everyone with a banana is hilarious.
he also uses burgers apparently
@@roukerasati9611Reminds me of an old Monty Python bit about defending yourself against fresh fruit. Lol
@@oren1305 Lol! Yesss!
The narrator alone, just makes me want more Ancient Aliens, and Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura poops. Good stuff
"WHAAAT?? THAT IS SO **FUCKED**" in the wario voice got me so fucking good. as excellent a ytp as ever
"Forgive me, I have si-"
"BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE"
3:14 Sauce, SaUcE , sUs, SUS...
OH MAN THE SAUCE WAS SUS
and i promise i would never do a sus jokes.
DaThings still sentence mixing new jokes after all these years?
What an unsurprising surprise.
Gordon needs those souls so he can fight Postman Tap and the Wonder Bros
3:20 it's gone all burgers now
0:14 might genuinely be one of the best Mario RPG victory theme edits I've ever witnessed.
"If I could think, things would be a lot better" Same
"oh my god it's a bear" got me way harder than it should have
Or something
3:59 my mind when I eat burger
Manager: /grows obvious dog ears and makes obvious dog sounds/
Narrator: Oh my God, it’s a bear or something
Gordon barely doing anything to actually help is so on brand for the show
Giving his time and six figures to fix these lazy idiots restaurants seems like enough.
what do you mean? he LITERALLY started.
He's begun being ready to begin starting
He took the owners souls and asked them what they wanted. What more do you want him to do?
1:31 i lost it at gordon taking the owner's souls
I really feel bad for Steeve , he is just there and he has not much fun working. Gordon's visit made all that worse for sure.
*And Lupin III is running away!*
Lmao💀
The burgers are flying away, the burgers take control of the costumers mind. Shit was hilarious!
as someone with broken humour that made "burger" a funny word, this video was legitimately too funny for me. thank you.
It's too much for one to bear
@@TheGreatsagegoku I'm really gonna cry. HEAH HEAH HEAH HEAH.
The credits music is fucking unhinged and I love it
2:09 Very relatable
“Are you chef Jeff? are you Jeff the chef? Jeff are you the chef?” 😂 01:22
Joe: Answer the question Jeff!
@@mistercreeper3029 🤣
2:01 shuush 😆
I knew exactly where the joke was going when i heard "dissatisfied with Hampshire" but lost it for a full minute anyway
"I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it."
that setup. great like sause sauce saus sos.
Love the Super Paper Mario sound effect for turning restaurants around
"Forgive me, I have sinned" is one of my favorite ytp lines ever 😂
the craziest part about this is that they actually set up a fake confessional
"The sirloin is absolutely incredible. Just send regrets, don't be there." - Lisbon III before following his own advice
Just one word
Burger.
JOHN
*dramatic noise*
JOHN
*dramatic noise*
Literally turning the restaurant around and then the mario victory theme killed me
Been waiting for a Kitsch Night for so long. Thank you so much.
2:08 As a fellow DDR enthusiast I also agree that "I'm just here" and that "It's not much fun working"
'And Lupin the 3rd is running away!'
Just...poetry
As someone who was born only a few miles away from this restaurant, thank you for pooping this episode. The restaurant is now a parking lot, between a Dunkin Donut's and a hotel, in case anyone was curious about that for any reason.
it's just like that one song, pave burger place and make it a parking lot
@@barrothontherocks3325By John Mare
Dang, so not only did it go out of business, but it was torn down as well? That's sad.......................but it happens.
i lost it at "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it". sounded like a genuine slip up used for the perfect joke.
the burger bit was exactly as unnecessarily long as it needed to be. peak comedy. you win ms. things you've done it again
2:59 under appreciated lol
Love how the episode basically restarted itself like three different times, with each one being its own sort of arc that built upon the previous. Incredible stuff and the "long in a manner of speaking" bit absolutely killed me x)
Loved the Mario jokes in this one
0:31
You sure it isn't Lupin's fault for making you homeless?
TFW you're driving along looking for a place where u can eat fish and you see that sign
Just be careful you don't get pulled over for failing to yeet.
Surely we can forgive Gordon. It's Christmas time!
The burgers are flying away! 😂😂😂
It made me laugh so hard, and I can’t explain it. It might be my 4AM sleep deprived brain, but damn that shit was funny!
"To be honest, I've-I've tasted good." But now you . . . don't?
That's the main reason his restaurant was failing until Gordon showed up..................now he tastes awesome.
We can't all age like a fine wine
It’s not common that you find comedy where EVERY joke is just batshit crazy and it all lands…. It’s not fair how people can be as funny as DaThings over here, it puts me in awe
2:26
She's just like me for real
underrated comment
@@theskrunkly
Thanks!
Common @@ob2kenobi388W
"University of no dames. Owned."
1:06 realistic bigender rep
Replayed 1:12 a dozen times cause it's so funny with the music going back and forth and the motion of the phone.
We need more burger service.
The sign flashing while saying “u can eat fish” sent me😂
“This is Willy J. Richards, how am I speaking?” is some of your finest sentence mixing, it always makes me giggle.
I loved the marry-merry merger jokes with souls and soles!
1:34 Gordon became a dementor 😂😂
I hope you know, UA-cam Poops from you and a handful of other creators are something that my friend and I regularly get excited for like a new TV episode. We will wait to watch new ones until we're together.
How is it that you keep making YTPs of things I just happen to be watching for fun at the moment anyway?!? Not that I'm complaining, I just think it's funny...first Columbo, now this! Loved it with the narrator's comments...
Wow, an appearance from John J. Kitchenightmares the Third!!
The bit where they kept going on about burgers had me rolling! 😂😂
“Gordon is anxious to meet God, but Gordon’s unforgivable” had me on the floor laughing oh my GOD
The Mario RPG level up dance cutout thing hasn't even been around that long and you've already slipped it into a video. Your workflow must be incredible.
Gordon taking the owners’ souls had me rolling
Narrator: "Gordon is anxious to meet God"
Gordon: "Forgive me, for I have sinned"
Narrator: "But Gordon is *UNFORGIVEABLE* "
I really appreciate the long-tail joke of "turning the restaurant around" that persisted through the entirety of the video.
omg it's Wario, famous from the hit game series WarioWare!