Sorry this one took a bit longer than usual to get out! Had a blast with this series but had to delay the supercut. Fallout London Season 1 supercut is already finished and will be going up sometime this weekend!
The dragons going "CONVERSATION" before shouting thuum absolutely is killing me with that deep ass voice they were given 😂😂😂😂 like, the worst part of it is it actually makes sense 🤣
Ulfric's Titles: Alphyric Stormcook Ulrich Wyndham baby (an expert in violence) The demon Ulfrik Mr. Windlam Count Alfred Jarl Alfred And Stormcock Ulfrich Sturmeck Ulfric Ulfric Stormcock
i like the use of Strong Accents on the NPC's new dialogue...really sells the 'poor translation' angle..."my hovercraft is full of eels"-level translations
The transformation of "Paralysis Potion" into "Its kind of an Independent Country" is so obvious that I feel like there's no explanation needed. But just HOW does Whiterun suddenly turn into "White Ron"??? It makes so sense???
I normally dont watch VODS of like, anyone. But watching yours is really calming and peaceful, perfect for chilling while diamond painting or falling asleep. Will probably be binging this channel
You know what this means. Blood on the ice...it's broken because the dragonborn is ACTUALLY the killer and is framing some other guy. That's what it means. The dragonborn did it.
These supercuts are great. Twitch chat can sometimes be too much socialisation for my comfort so it's good to get these longer versions but where alot of those things are cut out
"Don't start fights when you're feeling under the elements. The weather. The INFLUENCE." 😂 Really enjoy watching this supercut, Poory Translated Skyrim is fantastic.
Hey joov I know you probably won’t see this, but you can’t get rid of the macho man dragon without reinstalling Skyrim iirc, I went as far as deleting the textures in the files and he still appeared, just as a giant purple mess, funkily enough, a few dragons started spawning normally but they all had his lines, good luck finding a fix!
The plan at the very end didn't work, because lowering difficulty doesn't scale health after the fact. Should have loaded a slightly earlier save, changed difficulty, THEN did the fight. Say "la vee" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think I have an addiction to your content ngl I watched all the VODs of this challenge and now I'm gonna watch the supercut too :) Edit: Also I think you should put Macho Man dragons in all of your playthroughs
The armor portion near the end after reminds me that after all these years I still don't understand how armor works in Skyrim. Can have 1800-2000 armor and still get smoked by a briarheart or ebony archer in 2 hits. Feels the same as wearing just clothes at times.
btw this is how it actually felt to play pirated games back in like 2000's Russia. Pirates would use machine translation for games without any care about it making sense and kids were forced to play this because there was no other option
this just goes to show how censored other languages are that aren't english or japanese which can be perfectly translated back and forth. Ever notice a swear word come back from these? no? well that's because big brother is watching those other languages. Winnie the Pooh as well
Badly Translated Skyrim has one item that makes it all worthwhile. And if you would be willing to play it again without this stupid build nonsense, I'll give you the code that will allow you to spawn in Coffee. Play the Dawnguard questline as it is so much funnier than the main story questline.
Sorry this one took a bit longer than usual to get out! Had a blast with this series but had to delay the supercut. Fallout London Season 1 supercut is already finished and will be going up sometime this weekend!
Thanks ❤️!
Can’t wait to relive all the British fun in a more condensed form
This is an amazing vid its like Skyrim but characters are constructing sentences like cards against humanity
Tell me
The dragons going "CONVERSATION" before shouting thuum absolutely is killing me with that deep ass voice they were given 😂😂😂😂 like, the worst part of it is it actually makes sense 🤣
That's how he thinks conversations work, fly above a city raining fireballs yelling "conversation"
Ulfric's Titles:
Alphyric Stormcook
Ulrich
Wyndham baby (an expert in violence)
The demon Ulfrik
Mr. Windlam
Count Alfred
Jarl Alfred And Stormcock
Ulfrich Sturmeck
Ulfric
Ulfric Stormcock
i like the use of Strong Accents on the NPC's new dialogue...really sells the 'poor translation' angle..."my hovercraft is full of eels"-level translations
It is a misconception that people should not smoke.
You must drink! You must drink!
Go see a movie!
This is my choice
Vod = sleeping
Supercut = napping
Tell me
TELL ME
Joovmaxing at its peak
Stormcock; Meaning: be brave!
Tell me!
I love how there's so many references to cell phones, mobile games, computers, and the Internet in this mod.
thank you so much! i was planning on watching these but it would take me weeks
This one especially had SO much grinding at times
1:39:55 - "my job is to sit"
[BLATANTLY fails at his job]
The transformation of "Paralysis Potion" into "Its kind of an Independent Country" is so obvious that I feel like there's no explanation needed.
But just HOW does Whiterun suddenly turn into "White Ron"??? It makes so sense???
I normally dont watch VODS of like, anyone. But watching yours is really calming and peaceful, perfect for chilling while diamond painting or falling asleep. Will probably be binging this channel
17:04
The messenger def knew when to arrive 😂
You know what this means. Blood on the ice...it's broken because the dragonborn is ACTUALLY the killer and is framing some other guy. That's what it means. The dragonborn did it.
Hell yes been waiting for this supercut. Thanks joov and team!
I love that in a mod that makes every NPC sound insane, Sheogorath somehow still manages to come across as the most insane 😂
These supercuts are great. Twitch chat can sometimes be too much socialisation for my comfort so it's good to get these longer versions but where alot of those things are cut out
im literally dying at every horse carriage moment bro best mod its worth the manual ride
You can't control the Macho Man Randy Savage, oh yaaaaaaa!
did i watch almost all the full length vods of this? yes. did i watch the video on the joov channel? yes. am i watching this rn? yes.
The gamer in its natural habitat, Skyrim
I was just about to start cleaning my kitchen. Perfect timing, Joov! I'm so excited!
"Don't start fights when you're feeling under the elements. The weather. The INFLUENCE." 😂
Really enjoy watching this supercut, Poory Translated Skyrim is fantastic.
30:50 none of your business, i keep my cows for emotional support.
Hey joov I know you probably won’t see this, but you can’t get rid of the macho man dragon without reinstalling Skyrim iirc, I went as far as deleting the textures in the files and he still appeared, just as a giant purple mess, funkily enough, a few dragons started spawning normally but they all had his lines, good luck finding a fix!
ooh been waiting on this super-cut.
watching your vids always gets me in the mood to play some skyrim lol
19:12 what was that “hello” 😂
Joov just punching Faendal over and over is a mood 😂.
The plan at the very end didn't work, because lowering difficulty doesn't scale health after the fact. Should have loaded a slightly earlier save, changed difficulty, THEN did the fight. Say "la vee" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Stay with me if you wanna stay"
~Feet
Time to clock in as a sleepy joov enjoyer
51:16 tasting history
I’ve been having a real rough week and the “jarl big ball” bit made me happy :) thank you joov ❤️
We need Oblivion Badly Translated
I think this is the first supercut where i made it to every stream. Loved it, joov!
3:29 when you've aldready told her twice..."sigh"
Still. Meaning, be brave. Welcome to cancer tax how can we help you?
TELL ME
This was my first super-cut and it was magnificent 👏🏻
I think I have an addiction to your content ngl
I watched all the VODs of this challenge and now I'm gonna watch the supercut too :)
Edit: Also I think you should put Macho Man dragons in all of your playthroughs
This whole video is a treasure to watch high
The armor portion near the end after reminds me that after all these years I still don't understand how armor works in Skyrim. Can have 1800-2000 armor and still get smoked by a briarheart or ebony archer in 2 hits.
Feels the same as wearing just clothes at times.
so excited to see you start portal 2!
Man, the dragon convos made me cry-laugh.
oh a fresh diet joov dont mind if i do
tell me, jarl big ball, its an independent country.
the fact that ive lived in the city next to where Patrick Stewart was born for 37 years and joov can do a better accent than me is ridiculous.
This feels like when I first read Shakespeare back in high school. They're clearly speaking English but I can barely understand it 😆
btw this is how it actually felt to play pirated games back in like 2000's Russia. Pirates would use machine translation for games without any care about it making sense and kids were forced to play this because there was no other option
When Camila started talking I literally thought I was having a stroke 6:30
51:35 I love this part so much! x'D
Ha! The load screen "Alduin is best waifu."
Some of these lines are great
Keep doing these reviews
How did this annihilate me every few minutes there was pretty nonstop laugh
Edit: RAH HADES MUSIC
POV: Sheogorath lives in your brain
IMAGINE: Sheogorath crawls inside your ear. You tell him to stop, but he is in there.
hahahah The Buenas Noches collection from Alduin .... want to hear it so bad
Trimble!
I need to start saying "We are talking about this." randomly in conversations.
That blind bandit dude always makes me pause because obvious moral dilemma with no good outcomes.
Excuse me there's a typo in the thumbnail, his name is Ulfric StormCOCK
what a fever dream...
this is actually hilarious 😂
So...I'm dumb, I nearly killed myself drinking water while watching this.
1:01:10 "horker face" * dies *
Every time i hear be brave in this video i think of little john and his 0.0000000001 square meter house
Mr windhelm is a true scammer
"TELL ME."
I used to be an adventurer like you then i got ran over by a cart
talos abandons the dragonborn because he punched a cow
Good background noise for me. Taking welding classes and listening to this nonsense while welding
Joov can I be in your next Skyrim video as a potato
CONVERSATION
jeje pendulum got hit by a pendulum trap
poorly translated mods used to be funny
but then brainrot made the real world poorly translated.
Tell me! Meaning: Be Brave
this just goes to show how censored other languages are that aren't english or japanese which can be perfectly translated back and forth. Ever notice a swear word come back from these? no? well that's because big brother is watching those other languages. Winnie the Pooh as well
can anyone tell me if this is a good episode?
alphrya stemcock is irish
There is a website that has badly translated
looking so handsome
38:26 I thought you were saying “hockey mod” and I was so confused
Edit: spelling :/
what mod is that that whiterun gets attacked?
anyone know which first person animations he was using?
50:40 Trans kids can relate. xD
oooooo
Badly Translated Skyrim has one item that makes it all worthwhile. And if you would be willing to play it again without this stupid build nonsense, I'll give you the code that will allow you to spawn in Coffee. Play the Dawnguard questline as it is so much funnier than the main story questline.
W
2:29:39 WILL WOOD REFERENCE?????
3th
4rd
"A big trap" - finally we have transgenders in skyrim!
1st
This series was my reason for making a twitch account 🥲 (Loved the Traps Only btw!)
*TELL ME*