Sorry this one took a bit longer than usual to get out! Had a blast with this series but had to delay the supercut. Fallout London Season 1 supercut is already finished and will be going up sometime this weekend!
The dragons going "CONVERSATION" before shouting thuum absolutely is killing me with that deep ass voice they were given 😂😂😂😂 like, the worst part of it is it actually makes sense 🤣
Ulfric's Titles: Alphyric Stormcook Ulrich Wyndham baby (an expert in violence) The demon Ulfrik Mr. Windlam Count Alfred Jarl Alfred And Stormcock Ulfrich Sturmeck Ulfric Ulfric Stormcock
i like the use of Strong Accents on the NPC's new dialogue...really sells the 'poor translation' angle..."my hovercraft is full of eels"-level translations
The transformation of "Paralysis Potion" into "Its kind of an Independent Country" is so obvious that I feel like there's no explanation needed. But just HOW does Whiterun suddenly turn into "White Ron"??? It makes so sense???
You know what this means. Blood on the ice...it's broken because the dragonborn is ACTUALLY the killer and is framing some other guy. That's what it means. The dragonborn did it.
I normally dont watch VODS of like, anyone. But watching yours is really calming and peaceful, perfect for chilling while diamond painting or falling asleep. Will probably be binging this channel
btw this is how it actually felt to play pirated games back in like 2000's Russia. Pirates would use machine translation for games without any care about it making sense and kids were forced to play this because there was no other option
Hey joov I know you probably won’t see this, but you can’t get rid of the macho man dragon without reinstalling Skyrim iirc, I went as far as deleting the textures in the files and he still appeared, just as a giant purple mess, funkily enough, a few dragons started spawning normally but they all had his lines, good luck finding a fix!
These supercuts are great. Twitch chat can sometimes be too much socialisation for my comfort so it's good to get these longer versions but where alot of those things are cut out
"Don't start fights when you're feeling under the elements. The weather. The INFLUENCE." 😂 Really enjoy watching this supercut, Poory Translated Skyrim is fantastic.
I think I have an addiction to your content ngl I watched all the VODs of this challenge and now I'm gonna watch the supercut too :) Edit: Also I think you should put Macho Man dragons in all of your playthroughs
The plan at the very end didn't work, because lowering difficulty doesn't scale health after the fact. Should have loaded a slightly earlier save, changed difficulty, THEN did the fight. Say "la vee" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The armor portion near the end after reminds me that after all these years I still don't understand how armor works in Skyrim. Can have 1800-2000 armor and still get smoked by a briarheart or ebony archer in 2 hits. Feels the same as wearing just clothes at times.
Lil bro milk making sin boxes bc dad wont let him train with a sword is worrying, bro whats a sin box? 😂 that sounds slightly menacing yk? Is lil bro making bombs or something?
this just goes to show how censored other languages are that aren't english or japanese which can be perfectly translated back and forth. Ever notice a swear word come back from these? no? well that's because big brother is watching those other languages. Winnie the Pooh as well
Sorry this one took a bit longer than usual to get out! Had a blast with this series but had to delay the supercut. Fallout London Season 1 supercut is already finished and will be going up sometime this weekend!
Thanks ❤️!
Can’t wait to relive all the British fun in a more condensed form
This is an amazing vid its like Skyrim but characters are constructing sentences like cards against humanity
Tell me
The dragons going "CONVERSATION" before shouting thuum absolutely is killing me with that deep ass voice they were given 😂😂😂😂 like, the worst part of it is it actually makes sense 🤣
That's how he thinks conversations work, fly above a city raining fireballs yelling "conversation"
"Yes Yes. Suprise"
are you ready to see the world as a deaf person?
Ulfric's Titles:
Alphyric Stormcook
Ulrich
Wyndham baby (an expert in violence)
The demon Ulfrik
Mr. Windlam
Count Alfred
Jarl Alfred And Stormcock
Ulfrich Sturmeck
Ulfric
Ulfric Stormcock
"The Demon Ulfric" goes kina hard tho you cant lie 😂
It is a misconception that people should not smoke.
You must drink! You must drink!
Go see a movie!
This is my choice
This fucking killed me
Vod = sleeping
Supercut = napping
Tell me
TELL ME
Joovmaxing at its peak
CONVERSATION: IMAGE
MEANING: BE BRAVE
How much is it?
i like the use of Strong Accents on the NPC's new dialogue...really sells the 'poor translation' angle..."my hovercraft is full of eels"-level translations
1:39:55 - "my job is to sit"
[BLATANTLY fails at his job]
The transformation of "Paralysis Potion" into "Its kind of an Independent Country" is so obvious that I feel like there's no explanation needed.
But just HOW does Whiterun suddenly turn into "White Ron"??? It makes so sense???
Really? Whiterun becoming White Ron doesn't sound so out of place, because phonetically it's very similar
@@Carsu12 no way you didn't get that this was a joke...
I love how there's so many references to cell phones, mobile games, computers, and the Internet in this mod.
thank you so much! i was planning on watching these but it would take me weeks
This one especially had SO much grinding at times
You know what this means. Blood on the ice...it's broken because the dragonborn is ACTUALLY the killer and is framing some other guy. That's what it means. The dragonborn did it.
Stormcock; Meaning: be brave!
Tell me!
I love that in a mod that makes every NPC sound insane, Sheogorath somehow still manages to come across as the most insane 😂
You can't control the Macho Man Randy Savage, oh yaaaaaaa!
I normally dont watch VODS of like, anyone. But watching yours is really calming and peaceful, perfect for chilling while diamond painting or falling asleep. Will probably be binging this channel
did i watch almost all the full length vods of this? yes. did i watch the video on the joov channel? yes. am i watching this rn? yes.
Hell yes been waiting for this supercut. Thanks joov and team!
btw this is how it actually felt to play pirated games back in like 2000's Russia. Pirates would use machine translation for games without any care about it making sense and kids were forced to play this because there was no other option
The gamer in its natural habitat, Skyrim
Hey joov I know you probably won’t see this, but you can’t get rid of the macho man dragon without reinstalling Skyrim iirc, I went as far as deleting the textures in the files and he still appeared, just as a giant purple mess, funkily enough, a few dragons started spawning normally but they all had his lines, good luck finding a fix!
im literally dying at every horse carriage moment bro best mod its worth the manual ride
These supercuts are great. Twitch chat can sometimes be too much socialisation for my comfort so it's good to get these longer versions but where alot of those things are cut out
"Don't start fights when you're feeling under the elements. The weather. The INFLUENCE." 😂
Really enjoy watching this supercut, Poory Translated Skyrim is fantastic.
17:04
The messenger def knew when to arrive 😂
I was just about to start cleaning my kitchen. Perfect timing, Joov! I'm so excited!
watching your vids always gets me in the mood to play some skyrim lol
ooh been waiting on this super-cut.
We need Oblivion Badly Translated
30:50 none of your business, i keep my cows for emotional support.
2:06:06
"I knew it was going to come and I just stared at him?"
That's certainly one of the sentences of all time
Joov just punching Faendal over and over is a mood 😂.
This feels like when I first read Shakespeare back in high school. They're clearly speaking English but I can barely understand it 😆
"Stay with me if you wanna stay"
~Feet
51:16 tasting history
3:29 when you've aldready told her twice..."sigh"
I think I have an addiction to your content ngl
I watched all the VODs of this challenge and now I'm gonna watch the supercut too :)
Edit: Also I think you should put Macho Man dragons in all of your playthroughs
19:12 what was that “hello” 😂
Time to clock in as a sleepy joov enjoyer
I think this is the first supercut where i made it to every stream. Loved it, joov!
the fact that ive lived in the city next to where Patrick Stewart was born for 37 years and joov can do a better accent than me is ridiculous.
I’ve been having a real rough week and the “jarl big ball” bit made me happy :) thank you joov ❤️
oh a fresh diet joov dont mind if i do
I need to start saying "We are talking about this." randomly in conversations.
tell me, jarl big ball, its an independent country.
Ha! The load screen "Alduin is best waifu."
so excited to see you start portal 2!
The plan at the very end didn't work, because lowering difficulty doesn't scale health after the fact. Should have loaded a slightly earlier save, changed difficulty, THEN did the fight. Say "la vee" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Say 'la vee'" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm sorry, it's so funny to me for some reason
Bone apple tea to you
51:35 I love this part so much! x'D
Still. Meaning, be brave. Welcome to cancer tax how can we help you?
Best quote in the whole video: "I love you, i want to give you something, just with my hands" min. 17:05 :D
Nono wait, it has just been replaced by "Welcome to cancer tax. How can we help you?" 1:22:34 xD
This whole video is a treasure to watch high
Man, the dragon convos made me cry-laugh.
This was my first super-cut and it was magnificent 👏🏻
The armor portion near the end after reminds me that after all these years I still don't understand how armor works in Skyrim. Can have 1800-2000 armor and still get smoked by a briarheart or ebony archer in 2 hits.
Feels the same as wearing just clothes at times.
1:05:39 i am literally the exact same way, i feel like this is the entire point of skyrim
esbern is the best part of this entire mod
When Camila started talking I literally thought I was having a stroke 6:30
POV: Sheogorath lives in your brain
IMAGINE: Sheogorath crawls inside your ear. You tell him to stop, but he is in there.
54:29 watching this again... Rufus is NOT a Debuff, he's OP
what a fever dream...
Keep doing these reviews
1:01:10 "horker face" * dies *
So...I'm dumb, I nearly killed myself drinking water while watching this.
How did this annihilate me every few minutes there was pretty nonstop laugh
Edit: RAH HADES MUSIC
Some of these lines are great
Trimble!
That blind bandit dude always makes me pause because obvious moral dilemma with no good outcomes.
this is actually hilarious 😂
hahahah The Buenas Noches collection from Alduin .... want to hear it so bad
Skyrim but the Dragonborn took 50 benadryls :)
Seeing the randy savage dragon mod in the year of our lord 2024 is WILD 😂 aint seen that mod since like 2014
Stormcloaks are better than imperial legion.
15:36 watchtower magazine is the Jehovah witness news magazine.
Mr windhelm is a true scammer
talos abandons the dragonborn because he punched a cow
TELL ME
Every time i hear be brave in this video i think of little john and his 0.0000000001 square meter house
Jarl Ballin
I used to be an adventurer like you then i got ran over by a cart
"TELL ME."
CONVERSATION
51:16 unexpected Touhou reference
jeje pendulum got hit by a pendulum trap
Excuse me there's a typo in the thumbnail, his name is Ulfric StormCOCK
Skyrim but dementia lol
Good background noise for me. Taking welding classes and listening to this nonsense while welding
Joov can I be in your next Skyrim video as a potato
2:00 20:00 21:22 51:10 53:07 55:03 1:01:13 1:02:54 2:26:35 lol
anyone know which first person animations he was using?
For me my game is now half gibberish and half german and i dont know why 😭😭
Where exactly do you put the file?
Tell me! Meaning: Be Brave
what mod is that that whiterun gets attacked?
If i had a nickle for every character named after balls id have 2 nickles, which isnt alot buts its wierd it happened twice 😂
Lil bro milk making sin boxes bc dad wont let him train with a sword is worrying, bro whats a sin box? 😂 that sounds slightly menacing yk? Is lil bro making bombs or something?
this just goes to show how censored other languages are that aren't english or japanese which can be perfectly translated back and forth. Ever notice a swear word come back from these? no? well that's because big brother is watching those other languages. Winnie the Pooh as well
poorly translated mods used to be funny
but then brainrot made the real world poorly translated.
14:12 is a DIABOLICAL pov 😂
『S M A L L C H A I R』
There is a website that has badly translated