I wonder...Is that anything like saying that his woman tastes even worse than the food? Guess who's going to be getting more feminine hygiene products for her birthday?
12:15 Gray: Yes madam, here is your nice plate of sadness. M'am: Oh, thank you. It taste just like i living my divorce over and over again! The best thing that i heard today! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same... He makes me feel a little less alone... I'm pretty messed up in the head too, and his videos make me feel a little better about myself, especially since he has so many fans who love him despite the way he is... That will never happen to _me_ though...
Theres no such thing as "american cuisine" as its all fast food places. So its no wonder that everyone in the US is considered an "american food giant".
There's a second Restaurant Empire?? I used to play the first one as a kid, and I can tell you that this one is EXACTLY the same except with more restaurant options XD The interface, wallpaper, and sound effects are all giving me flashbacks lol
"arrow keys, haven't used those in a few years" and "The red period set" are the best words you can put together. Lets be honest, if I was on my period I would come to eat here.
The prophets fortold of an event where Pickens and Jackwagon. Gray and Kevin shall fuse resulting in the formation of a chain of restaurants dedicated to food poisoning
Restaurant Empire 2 is one of the games of my childhood, it's actually really deep but the best part is the story mode, it's actually the best restaurant tycoon I've played ever. You should also check Hotel Giant
8:20 I would like to point out how lowering the quality of the milk to minimum makes it cost nothing. I have some serious questions for whoever is supplying restaurants with free milk...
I think the frames were unlocked, so the game was running so fast that when you hit a letter it acted as though you pressed it in slow motion and it had time to act like you held it down for a sec.
*Developer 1:* “Should we go through the trouble of drawing in fingers on the chef’s hands?” *Developer 2:* “Nah, we’re short on time. The effort is better put towards animating the patrons taking a dump & using toilet paper”
Anyone wondering about the name lettering thing. Thing I have learned playing my own game is every tick you can get the keyboard input, instead of something sensible like capping the ticks or seperate thread/something for the key input, its sharing the same ticks as the game, the game is obviously running faster than the developers pc could so the ticks are much faster, each tick it gets the pressed key.
I think the chef was what made the food so bad. If you wanna make stacks you gotta be willing to spend stacks. Love your videos by the way! You're my favorite youtuber! Never stop making videos! And do you think you can play more multiplayer games? No offense but it gets a little bland when it's only you and nobody to compete with you. Just a thought, though
I missed my dinner for tonight and right now it's 1am, Thankfully this popped up and I'm in for a bad treat (in a good way). Plus this is my favourite tycoon game back in the day so best dish ever.
I wanted to try to make really bad food until I realized I didn't need to actually try to make really bad food.
#nofingers/pighooves
WAO
GrayStillPlays can you play more thief simulator? Please!
Hello
GrayStillPlays please play more video game making simulations
In sims 4 you can make a murderrestaurant with poorly made pufferfish
yes
That seems like a fantastic idea.
@@GrayStillPlays how about a restaurant/graveyard?
@@GrayStillPlays And you can name your Sim something random like Jim Pickens.
@@WhiteScorpio2 Jimmy Jackwagon
I'm so glad I stumbled across your channel
Subscribing to this is going to be probably the best decision of your life
@@miloszwandycz8815 from this video alone I couldn't agree more
Milosz Wandycz besides subscribing to Pewdiepie
@@miloszwandycz8815 i can agree with that.
I tripped over several channels to get here and I am not disappointed
Gordan Ramsay: IT'S RAWWWWW
Gray: Ik That's the point
lol
*_I’M NINOOOOOO_*
Where is the lamb sauce ?!!!!
@@mirahuet6516 The same place as your attitude. In. The. Toilet.
I got a goddamn Gordon Ramsay MasterClass ad right after the video ! What is this black magic ?
I'm constantly amazed by Gray and his ability to break games beyond recognition, and the addition of sound effects always makes it funnier.
No, but really. This game was broken before gray started playing :P
"The food was so bad he left his woman behind."
Damn.
Frank Tidepod I am the only one here..
The only thing worse than this is the dumbass dude or girl who wipes from back to front XD
F in the chat bois
F
I wonder...Is that anything like saying that his woman tastes even worse than the food?
Guess who's going to be getting more feminine hygiene products for her birthday?
12:15 Gray: Yes madam, here is your nice plate of sadness.
M'am: Oh, thank you. It taste just like i living my divorce over and over again!
The best thing that i heard today! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Casually puts choclate sauce on wings*
I've got a tough stomach, that one gets me though.
Sounds like an normal American thing
@@damianbisha6712 we're nothing like that
Ryan Gaage I could see some of us doing that though.
@@Ryan_Mythic speak for yourself. That sounds amazing! I'll have 3.
1:14 no one COOKS LIKE GASTON, MAKES DESSERTS LIKE GASTON, NO ONE WHIPS UP RECIPES LIKE GASTON
0:33 NO ONE GIVE KIDS SALMONELLA LIKE G---Santa?
Lol
Jackson F-B this comment is amazing
13:30 *They didn't have a Red Period Blood restroom to match the tables?*
I can just imagine how bloody it would be
Because that one would make some sort of sense
Games are boring after a while. You make my day
Thanks Gray!
@The Phoenix yes
Seek mental health help immediately.
@@ThaGodLegacyHD why?
@@dyh he replied cause gray liked.
"waiter there's a red period in my sundae"
"mam that is a cherry"
"oh"
I think I made it worse actually.
@@Schnort +1
Cheery!
So if she eats it, did she pop the cherry or get a mouth full of period blood?
*cheery. uncultured swine
@@tarani5aviel I-it was a joke?
As a waiter I can say that you are absolutely right. Some people don’t even look you in the eye while ordering.
I try but I suck at life am I forgiven
But looking people in the eye is a signal to attack! Wait, maybe I'm thinking of some other creatures than humans.
Wireball My mind instantly went to a patron attacking their waiter for no reason other than they made eye contract.
I would look them in the eye but typically I’m feigning an oncoming anxiety attack when I order. I’ve worked my way up to a quick glance though!
@@regrettispaghetti2517 it be like that, good that you're getting better tho
_Taco bell already exists_
I just saw you somewhere oh my god
It’s like if hevesh 5 became Justin Y
*Reads this as I eat Taco Bell taco...* lol
You are on so many of the channels I watch and I love when I see you
Hey now, no need to knock the #1 rated mexican food restaurant!
Every video I'm *more and more scared* of you *gray*
Ikr LMFAO😂😂😂
@Rens Thijsse They were making a joke...
Every video he makes makes me feel a little less alone.
Same... He makes me feel a little less alone... I'm pretty messed up in the head too, and his videos make me feel a little better about myself, especially since he has so many fans who love him despite the way he is... That will never happen to _me_ though...
And in this corner, It's the Sweet Sucker, The Sugar Killer, It Is: DDIIIAAAABEEETTUUUUSSSSSSS
*Crowd screaming intensifies*
*ding ding*
Coffee milk quality was so low it cost 0$
are we sure that it is even coffee or milk at this point?
The milk is probably waste left over from oil refining at this point
7:10 Is this a dessert place or a car dealership?
both. sometimes the get the oils mixed up
i feel like when you get game demos from developers its so they can fix bugs or thing that break their games
Or make them worse. Sometimes the bugs are their own charm I guess.
2:31 "ive always wanted to make a restaurant that was dedicated to serving people terrible food and making them fat"
should've chosen american cuisine
Theres no such thing as "american cuisine" as its all fast food places. So its no wonder that everyone in the US is considered an "american food giant".
@@Aloyus_Knight None of what you just said is true
@@Aloyus_Knight Fast food IS american cuisine. Sad but true
This is like the long-lost half-baked cousin of Sims from hell.
"And of course they wipe from front to back"
Are you implying they *shouldn't* be doing so?
No, back to front.
@@bwrp10 Oof
Garfield lol no
I never thought I'd be someone who enjoyed watching videos of someone play games while they talked about it... You, sir, are hilarious.
9:16 *At this point I would be more amazed if their feet did touch the ground.*
"LEts go with Santa" He looks more like... Kill Bill's martial arts teacher.
2:46 “The Cream Parlor”
I’ll do you one better. I’ve seen an ice cream shop called “Cream Dream”.
Ok but did you go in
That one doesn't sound bad though. Parlor makes it dirty for some reason.
Red: Period
Chocolate: Wings
Gray: Plays
*HELL: YEAH*
Glad I found this channel
Me too. "I want to get the periods close together."
Hotel: Trivago
0:35 you have been mistaken that’s *pope Francis*
or dumbledore
one of those chefs made me think of assassin's creed
Its father time.
"Red for the blood of our enemies....." -Gray 2019
I started watching your videos after I saw your Citystates anarchy win, now I can't stop. Subbed.
Same here
I even want now to buy that game, looks like i will be finnaly able to live out my psychopatic feelings lol
Same here
**GORDON RAMSEY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**
I LOVED this game when I was young. Like, I had to OG game, and I mastered this. I’m dying that you’re making this so chaotic. 😂😍
Gordon Ramsay: *walks in*
Also Gordon: SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWN
"I want periods everywhere," said Gray. Only Gray. No one else would ever say this.
There's a second Restaurant Empire?? I used to play the first one as a kid, and I can tell you that this one is EXACTLY the same except with more restaurant options XD The interface, wallpaper, and sound effects are all giving me flashbacks lol
"arrow keys, haven't used those in a few years" and "The red period set" are the best words you can put together. Lets be honest, if I was on my period I would come to eat here.
didn't survive a minute and 5 seconds without almost laughing my guts out
No one serves food like Gaston!
Santa Claus: Hold my eggnog.
Do it remind anyone of Amy's Baking Company from Kitchen Nightmares?
Me
The restaurant was okay (in relation to the rest of the experience) it's the customer service that was the problem
That "Alright" he always says, which is making him sound exhausted already
Whenever you play food service based games, you tend to sound like bob from bobs burgers
Pipermint Pat oh my god you aren’t wrong
3:23 That's what I was thinking when I saw it. I imagined that the witch from Hansel and Gretel started her own business.
I totally heard one employee's name as "Lonnie Mower".
GrayStillPlays: Bringing back your childhood from the dead, only to beat it back down with scones filled with death
His commentary is the reason why I enjoy his vids. And the memes!!
“I’m looking through *some* of the complaints.” That’s sure is a whole lotta *some*
0:32 gray: is it Santa Claus?
Me: it’s Gandalf
Weeeelll u wanted blood of ur enemies......the table does that for u XD
Gray, continue playing a lot of these kinda small games please!
Gray: "And of course they wipe from front to back"
Do you do it differently or something???
This looks like a Sims 1 restaurant expansion lol.....I would love that!
I still haven't beat Restaurant Empire 1, which I got from the target $5 CD section when that existed. Still my favorite game.
8:12 how does the coffee cost $0?
Free coffee
The milk is zero cost too, Gray is straight up using food he found in the garbage.
8:00 oh you mean every remodeled McDonalds that has “guest experience leader” crew members and table service
Jim Pickens IS THAT YOU?
Kypros Christofi I was looking for this comment
It's not Jim Pickens it's Gray's own beast Jimmy Jackwagon
Mandrake Fernflower Jimmy Jackwagon is obviously the TRUE successor of the Pickens line.
The prophets fortold of an event where Pickens and Jackwagon. Gray and Kevin shall fuse resulting in the formation of a chain of restaurants dedicated to food poisoning
1:19 I want to get someone to professionally draw this masterpiece
Restaurant Empire 2 is one of the games of my childhood, it's actually really deep but the best part is the story mode, it's actually the best restaurant tycoon I've played ever. You should also check Hotel Giant
1:06 PS1 Hagrid has entered the chat
“The Nut Bark.”
You should’ve picked that one damnit.
I just read the first three words of the video's title and I was already saying oh no to myself
dang
All i could think about was “Hell’s Kitchen”
Every video I think I will COMPLETELY ENJOY you make my O.C.D GO CRAZY
8:20 I would like to point out how lowering the quality of the milk to minimum makes it cost nothing. I have some serious questions for whoever is supplying restaurants with free milk...
5:34 is enough...he couldn't have tortured them worse 😂 screw food ...OCD will internally destroy the ppl
I used to play this game when i was younger, and i literally did the same thing you did while making my restaurant. great minds think alike i guess
Yet another great episode of Florida man gaming, bath salts possibly included.
Satana escaped Finland and decided go become a chef
I'm so happy I found your channel. I've been bingeing your Sims videos, and now I'm watching your others. xD
Love your commentary...… I have just finished binge watching your Long Dark, and Thief simulator series. They were great, I hope you plan to do more!!
Gray please can you start a meme sims 4 series that's destroyed by mods like in farming simulator
I loved this game when it came out, it was great!
Glad this channel is here for quarantine!
4:17 if only there was an emoji that accurately captures a spit-take! Because I would be using that for this!
0:10 dame looks like someone was ready with all them guns
0:35 that's just evil chef Dumbledore
"These are the best best avatars I've ever see- WHAT THE HELL?!"
i’m so glad i foudn grey’s channel
These are my fav videos on the internet right now.
I USED TO PLAY THIS GAME SOOOO MANY YEARS AGO... wow, that nostalgia!
"Red for fhe blood of our enemies..."
-Chara Undertale's favorite quote 2020
Santachef looks like the guy from the movies that lowkey works for the mobs and runs a sushi shop that gets attacked and he beats your ass.
I loved Restaurant Empire when I was younger!
I think the frames were unlocked, so the game was running so fast that when you hit a letter it acted as though you pressed it in slow motion and it had time to act like you held it down for a sec.
The first character looked like the soup Nazi from Seinfeld
*Developer 1:* “Should we go through the trouble of drawing in fingers on the chef’s hands?”
*Developer 2:* “Nah, we’re short on time. The effort is better put towards animating the patrons taking a dump & using toilet paper”
Anyone wondering about the name lettering thing. Thing I have learned playing my own game is every tick you can get the keyboard input, instead of something sensible like capping the ticks or seperate thread/something for the key input, its sharing the same ticks as the game, the game is obviously running faster than the developers pc could so the ticks are much faster, each tick it gets the pressed key.
MOUSE SENSITIVITY OVER 9000!!
That moment when you have a drone over you watching you go to the bathroom 13:35
You are my favorite youtuber
I LOVE THIS CHANNEL.
*puts pineapple on pizza*
You Abosolute madlad
Dies
The best pizza ever has pineapple on it
Charles Anthony damn straight!
Where you see Santa, I see a wizard who travels with Hobbits and Dwarves.
I'm always a fan of people making restaurants that literally only poison you. I have Kevin to thank for that
I think the chef was what made the food so bad.
If you wanna make stacks you gotta be willing to spend stacks.
Love your videos by the way! You're my favorite youtuber! Never stop making videos! And do you think you can play more multiplayer games? No offense but it gets a little bland when it's only you and nobody to compete with you. Just a thought, though
Great video...Always fun to hear the twisted mind of yours at work.
If I had this game I would probably spend 95% of it spinning the avatar around as fast as I possibly can
I want you to know that as a new subscriber im glad all your videos are the same quality of gold
I feel like I'm watching an episode of Kitchen Nightmares. The funny/sad thing is, some of those restaurants aren't too different from this one.
I missed my dinner for tonight and right now it's 1am, Thankfully this popped up and I'm in for a bad treat (in a good way). Plus this is my favourite tycoon game back in the day so best dish ever.
I love your random vids!