Principal: Here’s a billion dollars for a new gym and lockeroom for the football team. Art teacher: you know, the music department could use s- Principal: pfft what do you think I’m made of, money?
@@yoursaviorishere4365 Billion Dollars for a gym? Lucky...my gym was the size of two public bathrooms (those of for example shopping centers) and had a hole in the roof droping water...always smelled bad, apart from the sweat smell oh god oh no 😢
"Art class is gonna be pretty small, I'm running out of money." - every school after they've just spent thousands on making the football field a bit greener.
Ours spent thousands to make a backwards turf track around the football field. Yep, true story. They put all the distance markers on at the exact correct distance, just as a perfect mirrored image of.. every other track in the world. Only in Kansas...
Your chemistry students found the cure for cancer, solved woldwide poverty, stopped global warming, and found a utopian economic system better than capatalism or socialism. Many scientists have tried, but your students succeeded! You earned $5.
Game: create a fun environment for kids to learn Gray: I want to make this as realistic as possible *builds a maximum security prison* yup that should do it
@ lol I'm f*cked up then. I never feel hungry, my crush used to make me eat but she's not around anymore. I try to eat more but it's really hard, I've always eaten like this for years, and my current friends are worried it's an eating disorder. So yeah I'm f*cked up lol :)
@ no such thing? Hah, have you met my classmate? River literally lives off of 2 hours of sleep each night, it's been like that for years and his doctors don't know what's wrong with him.
5 років тому
@@anokayperson5380 I was talking about food, but lack of sleep is pretty devastating to mental faculties too. Once read a newspaper article about a guy in some hot water over sound complaints from his house early in the morning. He had a sleep disorder and wouldn't wake up unless he put two speakers on full volume right next to his head. Apparently the judge delayed the proceedings between him and his landlord because he was going to be examined in a specialised hospital in a week after that.
@@gloriesnormaldude7513 steel is stronger than diamond for gods sake, diamond can be easily sliced in two if hit at the right angles. im just pissed the game says Metal and then refers to a crystal
The Omega Blade no diamond is much stronger than steel check your facts, diamond is pure carbon and is the hardest material that is naturally occurring and until carbon fiber was made it was stronger than any man made material
@@GwendiWendi did you not read my comment? i literally say diamond is not as strong as you can slice it in two when hitting weak points in its shape. doesn't matter if it's more durable if it'll fall to bit from a sharp object and a well aimed swing.
@@jacoby8141 Yeah, and you look forward to the day when you don't have to go anymore, only to find out that the world beyond your school is just a bigger prison.
Casually, cause your comment was interesting, if this works like my AP classes were calculated, this would have the ENTIRE school with straight A’s in every class ALL AP and having an extra class above the regular 7, with those same conditions.
I have an idea for cutting down traffic in the world... Housing block next to school next to job place next to hospital next to crematorium. You're born, you go to school, you go to work, you get sick and you die. Super efficient!
Gray thief simulator is bringing out a new neighborhood And it has brought in the ability to buy a house and buy the furniture for it Go back to playing it
What I find the most amusing is that no matter how hard you try to do things wrong in the game, you always end up with loads of cash and maximum efficiency. Well done, Gray!
"Is it surprising that the cellular prison, with its regular chronologies, forced labour, its authorities of surveillance and registration, its experts in normality, who continue and multiply the functions of the judge, should have become the modern instrument of penality? Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?” ― Michel Foucault
Big props to whoever made this game, for even coming up with it as a concept, especially with such details(not graphics-wise(also that's hardly the most important of aspects anyway), but still) and options
school principal's office....vast, cathedral like in nature...takes five minutes to walk from entry to desk...brilliantly played and intentionally intimidating on a deeply physiological level...classrooms need one person beating a drum slowly to keep time with the pace of the monotony of instruction and the work camp ambiance
I know a school that expelled a kid who was getting bullied because it gave the school a bad reputation. They should have expelled the bullies, but teachers apparently like bullies.
You know, everytime i cant find anything to find on youtube to watch.. i can always rely on ol Gray and his vids... they are always entertaining and hilarious. Keep it up Gray!
Things schools have probably said: "They r paying us to torture them i like it" "Art class is gonna be pretty small im running outta money" "Ungreatful wretch still dosent know how to sit" I just picked up my phone instead of my drink So short story short i tried to drink my phone
"Art program is gonna be small cuz we're running out of money"
Stop its too realistic
E
NousLabs yes
Principal: Here’s a billion dollars for a new gym and lockeroom for the football team.
Art teacher: you know, the music department could use s-
Principal: pfft what do you think I’m made of, money?
@@yoursaviorishere4365 Billion Dollars for a gym? Lucky...my gym was the size of two public bathrooms (those of for example shopping centers) and had a hole in the roof droping water...always smelled bad, apart from the sweat smell oh god oh no 😢
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Daily school day at grey's school
"I cured cancer!"
"Good, here's a chocolate piece "
GD MarkoGaming no it’s like “Here’s 5 chocolate bars.”
@@TheBlock70 More akin to "Here's five cents buddy ol *slave!*
The Bird lol
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"Art class is gonna be pretty small, I'm running out of money."
- every school after they've just spent thousands on making the football field a bit greener.
oxygennotrequired, you spelt ' 2$ muffins that they sell for 6$' wrong
oxygennotrequired my school went the opposite direction. The field is dying because the school spent 6 figures on chrome books
Ours spent thousands to make a backwards turf track around the football field. Yep, true story. They put all the distance markers on at the exact correct distance, just as a perfect mirrored image of.. every other track in the world. Only in Kansas...
"I built a school that's actually a prison for kids"
So....A school?
Little Grape enslaved children
Ah yes, enslaved hell
No no no school is hell not prison
@@littlegrape9335 your right
Even my teachers say that my school seems like a prison because of how the bell dismisses you and you have 10 min to get to class, or you get out.
Your chemistry students found the cure for cancer, solved woldwide poverty, stopped global warming, and found a utopian economic system better than capatalism or socialism. Many scientists have tried, but your students succeeded! You earned $5.
$4.71 take it or leave it.
@@ReallySiriusnope only about 2 cents
Anyone notice the girl that looked homeless had 44 years of experience but she was 33😂
She started before the womb
@@trystanater9543 She started before the very idea of her didn't even exist
Her dads little soldiers went to school to learn what to do when meeting an ovum...
Big guy Clifford oh olo
Lol
Game: start with a small school
Gray: bullcrap!
That's my brother history when playing World Of Warcraft
As a teacher, this made my eyes burn.
But at the same time, it is also one of my favorite videos of yours. Hilarious game.
Just a question: what grade do you teach?
Ochako Uraraka probably grade hell
You son of a bi-
Thats a normal goddamn school
Is it true that the principal is able to rename the students and staff?
This brings back some nice PTSD 👍
ptsd is a mental illness not something that just comes and goes like that
@@strawbbiez If we used the definition of PTSD it would make the comment a joke considering it *reminds* them.
*Spicy nostalgia
Game: create a fun environment for kids to learn
Gray: I want to make this as realistic as possible *builds a maximum security prison* yup that should do it
I mean, he's not wrong.
@@thiagokawano1618 i have try to escaped twice but i went back
Gray: let’s make a prison for children!
The FBI: Yeah this is the guy...
And then take over the world 🌎
Bra
And then the milky way galaxy!
What else after the milky way
Bra what else
*spikes salad prices to $10*
Student: But sir, I only have $5 lunch money
Teacher: Well it looks like you aren’t having any today, NOW BACK IN LINE
@ or they eat a huge breakfast and snacks during the day
@ lol I'm f*cked up then.
I never feel hungry, my crush used to make me eat but she's not around anymore.
I try to eat more but it's really hard, I've always eaten like this for years, and my current friends are worried it's an eating disorder.
So yeah I'm f*cked up lol :)
@ no such thing? Hah, have you met my classmate? River literally lives off of 2 hours of sleep each night, it's been like that for years and his doctors don't know what's wrong with him.
@@anokayperson5380
I was talking about food, but lack of sleep is pretty devastating to mental faculties too.
Once read a newspaper article about a guy in some hot water over sound complaints from his house early in the morning.
He had a sleep disorder and wouldn't wake up unless he put two speakers on full volume right next to his head. Apparently the judge delayed the proceedings between him and his landlord because he was going to be examined in a specialised hospital in a week after that.
@ o
That's..
Depressing.
Is anything you do in games Gray legal??? ^_^
Me: Existing is legal...
Gray + Universe Sandbox: Thus we don't do it!
I followed all school protocols to make this school.
Its a grey zone
@@GrayStillPlays grey: Of course the protocols were followed. I made them. Therefore protocol dictates that they be worked all day every day.
Nope. That's why we love him. 👍
"stronger than diamond"
*N E W M E T A L*
I thought he was talking about Minecraft bedrock
@@gloriesnormaldude7513 steel is stronger than diamond for gods sake, diamond can be easily sliced in two if hit at the right angles. im just pissed the game says Metal and then refers to a crystal
The Omega Blade no diamond is much stronger than steel check your facts, diamond is pure carbon and is the hardest material that is naturally occurring and until carbon fiber was made it was stronger than any man made material
@@GwendiWendi did you not read my comment? i literally say diamond is not as strong as you can slice it in two when hitting weak points in its shape. doesn't matter if it's more durable if it'll fall to bit from a sharp object and a well aimed swing.
The Omega Blade you wouldn’t be slicing it, you’d be BREAKING it.
This is the most accurate depiction of school ever created
yup.
@@jacoby8141 Yeah, and you look forward to the day when you don't have to go anymore, only to find out that the world beyond your school is just a bigger prison.
@@albatross1688 then you get to be an adult n wish we were back at school
@@albatross1688 lol
"School thats actually a prison for kids!"
So a regular school?
Its GG Gamer actually this comment was original.
No, a concentration camp
You just made a normal public school... I dont see the issue?
Activated 113 im saying 7 because it lucky dont qustion me also good job getting 12 likes
@@commluke6007 Yo man, thanks... Jesus its now 26 XD
It's almost like Gray makes these titles deliberately as a setup for this punchline.
Oh you know how it goes.
@@GrayStillPlays Ive got 4 exams tomorrow in a school that looks like the one you made. God help me.
Ah yes, because schools just casually have a 5.7 GPA
Casually, cause your comment was interesting, if this works like my AP classes were calculated, this would have the ENTIRE school with straight A’s in every class ALL AP and having an extra class above the regular 7, with those same conditions.
My school has a limit of 4.33 gpa. I learned that the hard way
It's very easy to have a 5.7 GPA when you're bad enough at math to calculate it.
Wtf is a GPA. Its either my school doesnt have that or i forgot what that means or im just generally dumb
@@yoom_ss nah my school doesn't have them either
I feel this game could also do with some conveyor belts lol
I have an idea for cutting down traffic in the world...
Housing block next to school next to job place next to hospital next to crematorium.
You're born, you go to school, you go to work, you get sick and you die. Super efficient!
And those conveyers go into meat grinders...
Don't say you don't know what I'm talking about...
For what, Burning the children that students have by accident in an orderly fashion?
Isn't it already a conveyor belt
just needs to be in china and it will be complete
Everyone in school: Screaming from torture.
Gray: you hear something? No? Okay.
Ur vids are SO funny man... love the vids
Me: looks at Grays school.
Me: looks at my own school.
Me:”I see no difference”
-Insert obligatory line about how school is already a prison-
-Obligatory line.-
-and moms at malls with friends talking to each other in a clothing shop-
The funny thing is that on Mobile the tex just stops after "alr"
Obligatory line👌
whats with all these blank comments?
“I don’t know yet if the school wants us to become fat, or to be healthy”
Both kid, both.
*CHOOSE WHO YOU WANT TO BE*
I don't want to be any of those. I'd rather die.
Grey: Hey you!! What's your name again?
Student: Ungrateful Wretch
"Alright we're checking out the only game that allows you to"
HE said that as his first sentence on the video on 99+ videos...
At this point, my brain's been trained enough to just start flooding out the dopamine at the moment i hear those words
@@NxAllie I can't say I dont relate..
"My chair is nice-"
Grey: NO ITS NOT
I'm dying!!
@Willa Bukata your reply will get me wooooshed but he’s joking
@@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK r/woooosh
This sounds like an American cell.
School. I mean school.
...
We are The Wave (1981)
11:01
Gray: Prison School
Me: *remembers the anime*
Oh god.... no.
Weeb
Minus lowkey porn stuffs and more actual tortures
6:43 Grey: people have the most screwed up ideas in society-
Beaker: (𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙨)
Me: well he was right
Builder: How much plants you want?
Gray: *yes*
"I Built a School That's Actually a Prison for Kids"
And, how is that different from real school?
In prison, the guards are allowed to beat the inmates $h*tless if they get out of line. If the frickin' school system would take that approach...
Em
“There future sucks no matter what they do-“
*Sounds about right*
Gray thief simulator is bringing out a new neighborhood
And it has brought in the ability to buy a house and buy the furniture for it
Go back to playing it
Would be ironic if someone stole the crap you bought
10:38 “I will remember this school as one of the happiest places on earth”
*Oh, so you mean like an actual school?*
Our school doesn’t have chairs that good
Victor Simionato that’s every school
Shots fired
Our school didn't have wi-fi
Victor Simionato my school has the classic plastic/wooden chairs and like 5 or 6 cushioned ones
What I find the most amusing is that no matter how hard you try to do things wrong in the game, you always end up with loads of cash and maximum efficiency. Well done, Gray!
school:*exists*
Teacher Grey: lets make this a prison damn it
But he doesn’t have to do anything
Gaming Soldier it's already a prison.
Gaming Soldier He didn’t have to do anything. School was already prison.
"Is it surprising that the cellular prison, with its regular chronologies, forced labour, its authorities of surveillance and registration, its experts in normality, who continue and multiply the functions of the judge, should have become the modern instrument of penality? Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?”
― Michel Foucault
I can’t believe you would be so liberally minded to trust the hell spawn with windows, what if they esca-... uh... attempt to leave?
Gray : Your name is now ungrateful wretch
girl : I love my new name
Oh how are the turntables
I really hope Gray is running for president, that would be a hell of a country.
Literally
Emphasis on _hell._
I mean, he can't be worse than the current president.
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 if i could run for office i can change your mind on that pretty fast
The intro is actually what school is. your screwed no matter what.
now have student loan debt for a school that no longer exists...yep...reality kinda stinks right now
Gray: School is terrible
Price EA: Hold my copybook...
Game #69, whose devs are fans of GrayStillPlays.
Gray, we need more of this self-aware game and it's amazing sense of sadistic, slap-knee humor.
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
I built an actual prison. No comfy chairs, prison windows and doors and the worst teachers available. That's how to make a good prison/school.
The Gaming Gecko- Sufficiently Hydrated so a normal school
Gary: I built a school that is literally a prison for kids
Me: sounds like a regular school to me
"I really like my students"
-Said no teachers ever
VERY, VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY True
*Reads title* “ That’s lovely gray”
looking forward to seeing the post grad school addition
Yaaaaa no outro song thank you so much! Love the video
I love how the chemistry class is casually blowing up every 5 seconds which results in life changing material.
Big props to whoever made this game, for even coming up with it as a concept, especially with such details(not graphics-wise(also that's hardly the most important of aspects anyway), but still) and options
Accurate depiction of my school.
This game is amazing. I’m fairly certain it was made just for you Grey! Love your content as always
7:39
When you put all your skillpoints in "chemistry" to get it to lv 341 but now you have no points left for "basic economic decisions"
school principal's office....vast, cathedral like in nature...takes five minutes to walk from entry to desk...brilliantly played and intentionally intimidating on a deeply physiological level...classrooms need one person beating a drum slowly to keep time with the pace of the monotony of instruction and the work camp ambiance
I love how Jared Deathsentence could explode the entire school just because of his name
I WANT A WHOLE SERIES ABOUT THIS
Grey: "i built a school that's a prison"
Me: Where's the f*ing difference?
"their future will suck no matter what they do" most realistic depiction of school
3:22 There it is. 😂
8:00 That's a mood. 👌
You know it's a good game when it actively encourages Gray's prison-making.
Title: I built a school thats actualy prison fore Kids.
Me: aint all schools prison?
Yes
This game seems like it was made for gray. It expresses how he (and many of us including myself) felt in school.
Gray: I built a school that's actually a prison for kids.
Me: this is crazy? I thought this was normal
This is great. Game related commentary. Nice
Me: *reads title*
I built a school that’s literally a prison for kids
Also me: so you just built a school?
That intro is a perfect explanation of school.
No one:
Literally no one:
Grey: maybe they’ll make a mosh pit and get people injured!
I like gray because he can make any game funny and crazy to watch. Love you gray
This is a really nice shooting range you built! :)
Go seek help if you think that this is a shooting range.
1:35 I wish we had those chairs
My future sucks and I'm an adult.
the future sucks and I was born 0.2 seconds ago
There’s just less of it
Then your education is complete.
I love watching Gray's video start out from an idea and slowly turn into madness overtime!
“This tree is basically a stick”
Twiggy Trees: *Am I a joke to you?*
I know a school that expelled a kid who was getting bullied because it gave the school a bad reputation. They should have expelled the bullies, but teachers apparently like bullies.
*Reads the title* Aren't they already?
I love how the explosions in the chemistry class don't stop. Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! BooooM!
The description at the start is literaly what school is
Part2!!
Been waiting for a new video since your last one! :D With love from Sweden
I really liked those names you came up with. They were hilarious.
Now i just thought of Gray being a teacher :/
"Okay Class, today we're going to talk about how you shouldn't mix Democracy with Communism. New Chapter Damnit."
You know, everytime i cant find anything to find on youtube to watch.. i can always rely on ol Gray and his vids... they are always entertaining and hilarious. Keep it up Gray!
According to the title, you built a regular school
Exactly
Im here before this blows up
Joe McLendon bet you will get more than 100 likes
gray you better keep playing this i love this please continue
Why can’t Gray rule my school, DAMNIT!?
If he did you wouldnt be here
Lourenço Vieira in the words of all edgy millennials and snowflakes, “Fine by me. I dont want to live anyways”
"Just put the paths wherever, I don't care where they go. Nobody who enrolls at this school is going anywhere anyway, so it's like a metaphor!"
Thumbnail: "I made a school that's a prison for kids"
Me: "so you made a realistic school"
I want more of this so badly
We found it bois, a game that may finally break Gray.
Do another video of this game. I actually love it.
Things schools have probably said:
"They r paying us to torture them i like it"
"Art class is gonna be pretty small im running outta money"
"Ungreatful wretch still dosent know how to sit"
I just picked up my phone instead of my drink
So short story short i tried to drink my phone
would love to see more of this
so, basically, you made a typical school.
Gray this is literally an improvement
I built a school that is actually a prison....... Which is the definition of a school, Gray
Edit: Thanks for the likes😁😁😁😁
“I built a school which is actually a school.”
This was one the funniest games I seen you play great job man hopefully you do another video of this game
In my highschool small engines class, we use to fix customers equipment the teacher brought in
Game: italian efficiency
Me, italian: never heard of it